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cowsaresushi-coral · 2 years ago
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ULTRAKILL SPOILERS P2
I fucking gave up.
anyways, spoilers embargo is gone. i’m going to post spoilers. blacklist tag #ultrakill if you don’t want spoilers.
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i fucking give up. (to be fair, i did think the time would be longer. i’ve been like, thinking about this for 4 hours, went to bed, and woke up and played a bit more and i’m so upset. i did not win. but also, i’m not having fun. at all.)
what kills me is that the room before the boss room with the fucking sand. that room? i beat it in 15 minutes. i just died a couple of times in the first phase, died once the second phase, and then just mowed through all three phases. i did the actual level part of the game fairly well. only took like i dunno, less than an hour. the actual boss i don’t get it. i don’t want to do it. blah blah blah skill issue, it’s so awful. i want tutorials.i just can’t.
anyways, i have these funny numbers. if/when (p3 needs p2. it’s going to be a when...) i beat p2, i can add these funny numbers to those funny numbers so i can get a final count at least. feels bad.
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bitchfitch · 6 days ago
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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valtsv · 5 months ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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redstonedust · 3 months ago
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in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.
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blabberoo · 22 days ago
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If Ford didn't got into the portal..
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sirompp · 11 months ago
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hi. i made some images.
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feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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stemmmm · 1 month ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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arnab-factory · 4 months ago
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Fascinated by this phenomenon
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almondpiglet · 3 months ago
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ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!
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varilien · 2 months ago
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
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squidflavoredsoup · 2 months ago
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mama n her babies
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intertexts · 10 months ago
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rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.
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staruie · 5 months ago
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
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pangur-and-grim · 12 days ago
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Belphie somehow got out and into the neighbour’s yard yesterday. when they came to my door, they described him as a “short-haired cat” which I thought was really flattering
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vreskah · 7 months ago
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My mane 6 redesigns in mlp style
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transgenderboobs · 2 months ago
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
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