#testiment by the absolute destruction of the last part of the level before the boss

[cowsaresushi-coral]

ULTRAKILL SPOILERS P2

I fucking gave up.

anyways, spoilers embargo is gone. i’m going to post spoilers. blacklist tag #ultrakill if you don’t want spoilers.

i fucking give up. (to be fair, i did think the time would be longer. i’ve been like, thinking about this for 4 hours, went to bed, and woke up and played a bit more and i’m so upset. i did not win. but also, i’m not having fun. at all.)

what kills me is that the room before the boss room with the fucking sand. that room? i beat it in 15 minutes. i just died a couple of times in the first phase, died once the second phase, and then just mowed through all three phases. i did the actual level part of the game fairly well. only took like i dunno, less than an hour. the actual boss i don’t get it. i don’t want to do it. blah blah blah skill issue, it’s so awful. i want tutorials.i just can’t.

anyways, i have these funny numbers. if/when (p3 needs p2. it’s going to be a when...) i beat p2, i can add these funny numbers to those funny numbers so i can get a final count at least. feels bad.