#im not tagging this normally dawg

[parparparfait]

just like a warning im super duper insane mainly for vee, connie and tisha, antivirus (vee x tisha) so I'll probably only mainly post about them !! (mainly vee)

i do like most any ships w/ vee though [mainly women]

#parparparfaitart is my art tag

heres a vee doodle

[his-good-old-fashioned-loverboy]

MY BOYFRIENDS FUCKING FATHER LIKES MYCHEM??????????????????????????????

[sodidumb]

11/12/2022

teehee it's kohane azusawa she's so darling (๑´ڡ`๑)

[dorkacademia]

while eurocentrism on a global scale is a big problem, it's so funny when americans criticize europeans for being eurocentric like dawg what are we supposed to focus on if not the place we live in??

yea it's perfectly fine and interesting (and necessary to a certain extent in a globalised world) to learn about other cultures and societies, but how are y'all gonna criticize a population for engaging more with and being more involved/interested in their own culture 💀*

*i'm not excusing willful ignorance of well-known extra-european problems, or diminishing the importance of any issues outside of europe, or saying that europeans, culturally and historically, have no blame regarding opression (& way more) outside current european territory. obviously. but how are you gonna be mad that folks in italy learn more about their traditional dances than those of nebraska, or that people up in finland are more invested in their own national politics than roe v wade, or sth like that be fr now

[spookierdeer]

redrawing it with his canon design years later for my own mental health

some stickers of the gayest glamrock crew around!

stickers available here

[todayisafridaynight]

Would You Believe I was studying so I have yet to watch any further... but I 1000% trust your judgment and will resume shortly!

That's the consensus! He sounds really cute :) I think he's just hard on himself. On that note, this ad is the only time I can remember him singing in earnest (this video was one of the first things that marked my descent into madness btw. Kirin... Ichiban... Domestic "Jo"... what's not to love)

Your tag for my asks was #holder until i think of a tag for these asks!

absolutely valid reason to put a pause on watching my impulse control could never 🙏😭☠️ get that knowledge up my guy !!

ok but help i've actually had kirin ichiban a few times (i remember blogging about it here every time i did vlkaejvlkej), this is a real cute commercial though 😷😷 (even if it does make me hungry.. ironically speaking.. cause its meant to sell me the damn beer--)

[stealingyourbones]

I'd politely request if you're trying to vague me to just full send and reply to the response I made my guy! If I knew that you needed additional elaboration I would have written some! Just do a polite critique next time :D If you reread what I wrote you can see that I didn’t say adoption in at all in my response! ^_^ I guess I should have specified? I mean, I don’t like adoption fics either. I was genuinely trying to think of temporary locations Danny could go to where he can’t be attacked for a bit because homeboy would be scared on revealing his identity to his parents although it’s happened more than once in the show. Of course canonically he loves his family and would go back to them. He’s just scared because that fear of being rejected and ostracized is what any teenager in his situation would think. They’ve shown that many times in the show they’d love and support him. additionally, I always mentally go to angst DP stuff where he's running from his folks because that’s primarily what everyone is trying to do with these sorts of questions.

Ok one more take on this but on the DP side of things too as you said you don't like DPXDC.

If not his parents, most likely his Aunt, Vlad, or other relatives we haven’t heard about would take care of him.

If he’s running from GIW in angst like fashion, since he’s it’s the closest other country it would make the most sense to get Vlad to fly both of them to Canada. I don’t doubt Vlad has a cabin up north for ice fishing n such. Vlad might make the stipulation that Maddie must come with as payment for helping Danny. Of course Jack in his oblivious self goes too.

Realistically speaking if Danny WERE to be taken away from his parents, where the FUCK would he go?

And you aren't allowed to say Aqua Man or something stupid, Im being serious

[pigin-is-so-rad]

Oh man I should make an intro post uh um uhh

Pigin

Oh yeah that looks aesthetically pleasing that’s my name man^ kind of illegible though so

HEY MAN MY NAME IS PIGIN

(Pronounced like pigeon)

They/them pronouns dawg im chill like that

I like drawing mostly fanart and also I really like outer wilds oh man I love outer wilds have I talked about this before yeah I’m normal

I also quite enjoy being really dramatic about the life series and so you may see some art of that as well

whoah dude I’m so organized look at me (tags)

#pigin is artistic <- my general art tag (haven’t bothered separating the fandoms yet so you’re just gonna have to search the tags)

#pigin is unhinged <- my shitpost tag (not much to look through yet but I’m sure it’ll expand as I spend longer here)

#Opiginal art <- Pigin originals (comics/etc)

I reblog on this account because I’m too lazy to make an alt!!! So if you want just my art just use that tag up there^

[the-terukane-archives]

Nah delete my last ask, but still who wrote smut and why did it have to be a body swap thing. I understand why its tagged non con but like dawg wth i wasnt expecting to scroll to this in class man. Yes im reading fanfiction (a lot of smut from diff fandoms) in class.

why cant people just be normal about characters who are minors & not write smut of them 😭😭😭

[duckwithablog]

okay gang since a grand total of one ☝ of you is curious about the show (that person is em/peachy hello em/peachy if you are reading this!!) I will reveal what the show is!!

I watched this show when I was young, and I was NOT KIDDING when I meant DisneyXD kids show,,, My brain choses to be interested in goofiest of things...

Show is under the cut!! Btw if ur any of my irls seeing this LOOK AWAY DO NOT INTERACT LEAVE NOW!!! /J

ok are my irls gone. swag. u guys can look now

IDK IF ANYONE ELSE REMEMBERS THIS SHOW.... BUT THIS WAS MY JAM AS A KID!! A majority of the first season is uploaded on yt in a public playlist, and the easy access to it made the brainrot go CRAZY,,

My current favorite rn is Happy. Starting to see a pattern w my favorite blorbos... (silly guys)

I hope know u guys know what i meant when i said it sucks having the urge to write self insert stuff for every media i get into bcs i dont think there is a target audience for 'spin off show of the dwarves from snow white x reader' content 😭😭

It's pretty late where I am and I think that's why Im making the impulsive decision to make this post, but honestly.... I think I wouldve made this post either way.... I know myself too well I definitely wouldve taken any opportunity to yap abt this show even if its a tiny bit BAHSAH

It’s nice to see you online again! You’re making me very curious about that show you’re interested in 😔

Also, happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

-🍑

EM!!! PEACHY!!!!! JUMPS UP AND DOWN IN JOY HELLO!!!!!

I've missed u man,, Happy pride month to you, too!!

And um... Well u see it's embarrassing to admit bcs when I say kids show I mean KIDS show. Like DISNEYXD kids show. I used to watch it when I was younger and recently got back into it, and the brainrot is crazy!!! I've debated making some kind of post about it, but... It's so niche I really doubt anyone would want it 😭😭

[dadfag]

dawg ok so im at work yesterday (my dinky lil grocery store job) and i wear my pronouns on a secondary name tag and mention to my assistant manager that everyone should have pronoun name tags to normalize it and she said smth along the lines of "well u choose to be singled out like that, i go by the pronouns i was born with" and i was like damn girl do u think people choose to be gay too like wtf

like dawg bffr rn anyways im gonna go to my coworkers who also hate her and ask them to wear pronoun tags

[localgardenweed]

I need to pay more attention cause i did not jjst get flashed rn scrolling my favorite tags with cock and ball like it was a normal drawing but then i look to the right and see his MASSIVE COCK AND BALLS LIKE HELLO??? I WOULD HAVE LIKED SOME WARNINH DAWG DEAR GOD IM IN STUDY HALLL STOOOPPPP

[five-incorrect-nights]

Henry: Oh boy! I sure can’t wait to open a family friendly diner with animatronics my buddy and I worked on! :)

William:

[act-like-an-angel]

do you make your bed? what am i, a normal person? ofc not

favorite number? 13 bc taylor swift ^-^

job? does school count?

if you could go back to school, would you? well, im homeschooled. so if going back to PUBLIC school, maybe.

can you parallel park? learning how to drive, so 100% no

can you drive a manual car? nope ^-^

what's your guilty pleasure? fanfic and c.ai....

tattoos? when im old enough, i'm getting myself a bill cipher tattoo!

favorite color? purple and green, but not the weird and ugly shades

any phobias? the ocean, bugs, people staring at me.

favorite childhood sport? my dad and brother tried to get me to like baseball, but it didnt work. i was more of a basketball girlie. but i don't like sports at all now.

do you talk to yourself? who doesn't???

tags !: @skullivan-the-dawg @sorebelflower @wynonnatheearp @un1k1tty-m0rn1ngstar @ribbonmami @flowersofalosttime @holiday-7 @liartogirls @luv4rio @mybedroomceilingsbored @m0t10n51ckn955

Get to know me meme

yoinked from @ templeofvengeance

do you make your bed? no😔

favourite number? dunno if it counts but I inexplicably use 8 in a lot of things

job? none rn. currently job-hunting

if you could go back to school, would you? depends. if I had to magically relive highschool like some fucked up time traveling shojo? I'd kill myself on the spot. a second chance at college? it'd be nice, but by the time id be able to enroll, i'd be too old.

can you parallel park? AHAHAHAH no

do you think aliens are real? I think there's something out there, but the universe is so vast and fuck-off huge that we may never see them.

can you drive a manual car? yes

what's your guilty pleasure? depends on what you count as one-- it ranges from the unhealthy amount of chocolate I eat to the dead dove I write and read to running a fucking roleplay blog.

tattoos? in my household?

favourite colour? #FF0000

do you like puzzles? no

any phobias? I might have mild pediophobia? idk I dont wanna say I do bc all they do is make me uncomfortable and like I'm being w a t c h e d but I probably wouldnt have, like, a panic attack if im alone with one

favourite childhood sport? wasnt in sports

do you talk to yourself? yeag

tagging: @asciiid @livdrawsstuf @datfearlessfangirl @magpiemarsh (srry babe dating me means being tagged in everything) @flowered-bicycles @dramatic-delirium @skywalkerrenthusiast @obi-mom-kenobi + anyone else who wants to join gnight

[femyuri]

insallah you get some help instead of putting your weird eating disorder fetish in public tags for anyone to be triggered by

I’ve been accused of being a lot of stuff but never an ed fetishizer…. I need you.

[thevmontgomery]

Wake Me Up When It’s Over

Summary: Vanessa and Vince take Rocky to get the two boys’ DNA test done when things take an unfortunate turn.

tagging ––– @vincevanbro

Vince: he never gets anxious, rarely ever anticipates anything anymore. butterflies in your stomach can be hard to feel when you accept bad news as your norm, and strife and misfortune seem to rule your existence. but in this moment, as he waits for vanessa to come bounding out of the house with his prospective child in tow, he grips the steering wheel tight and sighs and jiggles his foot impatiently. maybe it’s the confusion of it all that’s got him so uneasy, the fact that he’s not sure what news he’s hoping for—that he’s rocky’s father, or that he isn’t. the sight of them makes him sit up a little straighter on instinct, always wanting to seem in control and relaxed and like nothing ever gets to him. dark hues do a final scan of his interior for blunt ashes and weed crumbs, not wanting to give vanessa anymore reason to believe he was an unfit parent. “hey little man” he greets the toddler first, can’t help it, can’t stop looking at him with all his wild hair, and vanessa’s eyes, and what he starting to think is his nose. and once he’s all situated and vanessa slides into her spot in the passenger’s seat her says hello to her too, but softer, more confidential, the way adults talk. calloused fingers shift the car into gear, and they’re off. no turning back now.

Vanessa: "and if you're good and still the whole time, i'll take you to Cold Stone and you can get /whatever/ you want. even sprinkles," vanessa grinned, getting the boy into his shoes. vanessa wasn't too sure how she felt about everything going on. her head had been spinning around this topic for weeks that now it just felt like a relief to finally know. vanessa wouldn't be in the dark regarding her own secrets finally. there were pros and cons to vince being rocky's father. they'd be under the gang's protection for life, tiny would be an amazing uncle, vince made steady money, and vince would do his best to actually be a father and not end up like his own; but at the same time the gang would be obviously still around, vince's impulses were sometimes violent, and the biggest one for vanessa was none of the pros had to do with her. she wanted to be with whoever rocky's father was longterm. she didn't want him dealing with stepfathers or her to forever be considered someone's baby mama drama. the second she heard the knock, rocky took off to the door, thankfully waiting to open it for his mother. "vince!" rocky greeted. vanessa allowed rocky to follow vince to the car, giving her time to set the car seat up and in her surprise see the car actually clean for once. "hey vince," she replied meeting his tone. if she wasn't ready before, she sure was now. "ready?" she asked, hoping he was in the slightest as nervous as she was.

Vince: “as I’m ever gonna be” he remarks with eyes trained on the road and music dialed up just slightly. “oh, I forgot—“ he points toward the glove compartment in front of where vanessa sits. “little girls were selling some girl guide cookies on the way over here, said I’d get some for the little man but only if you say he can have em’” she is, after all, his mother. despite however much she denies it, tries to cast it out, or who the father is. they approach a stoplight, slight squeak of his brakes reminding him to get those checked. a car with dark tinted windows pulls up to the passenger’s side, starts revving the engine, and at first he thinks they want to race. he chuckles and nods to vanessa at his side as if to say, not with his “girl” in the car. but they’re unrelenting, and starting to aggravate him, so he rolls down the window to shout, “chill!”but when the driver in the other car follows suit and he gets a glimpse of a familiar set of eyes he freezes. “oh fuck no”

Vanessa: vanessa was shockingly surprised to see the offering vince had brought. she grabbed them from him, offering a genuine smile before looking over the ingredients. the boy in the back was already whining 'please' before vanessa was able to open the box. "you only get two now, okay bud?" she spoke softly. vanessa was so wrapped in making sure rocky was good and not making a mess, she didn't even notice the revving around her. it wasn't until vine shouted out her window that she got worried. "vince...." her voice lingered, the fright apparent in her point. she didn't know right now who she was more scared about, but she knew she'd sacrifice herself before anything happened to rocky. "fuck no, what? vincent maurice bell, do /not/ do what i think you're about to."

Vince: the next few moments go by in slow motion. he reaches for the gun tucked underneath his seat but by the time he can the driver of the black camaro has a barrel pointed toward vanessa, and the only thing more menacing than his finger on the trigger is the gold-toothed grin he wears. “get out the car, alla you get out the car!” he barks, and vince can’t think anything besides why this had to happen today. when things weren’t necessarily good but at the very least supposed to be about family. slow motion turns into think fast, and he shares a glance with vanessa that says to do what he says. trust him, even now when he deserves it the least. he says nothing about rocky, just prays he stays quiet as a mouse in the back and doesn’t witness anything foul. he gets out of the car, but not without tucking his pistol into his back pocket. the thug, who vince knows in the streets as o-dawg, chuckles triumphantly. and another goon hops out the back seat to inspect, “sexy ass” he comments to vanessa under his breath, eyes her in a way that violates. there’s a car approaching, signaling the beginning of the end, but it’s when he starts nearing the backseat, and o-dawg is too busy talking his shit that vince shoots at the man in the driver’s seat, wounding his shoulder. just in time for goon #2 to fling the backdoor open and find baby rocky. desperate, he grabs the baby and stuffs himself back into the camaro. “drive, drive” is all they can hear and before vince can fire off enough bullets they speed off in spite of the red light. and maybe he is his kid, because the rush of devotion he feels in this moment puts him back in the driver’s seat. “let’s go!” he tells vanessa, who is undoubtedly traumatized from what she’s just seen, but vince doesn’t have time for fear, knowing right now seconds were crucial to whether rocky comes out alive. “we’re on they ass” he says, putting petal to the medal.

Vanessa: and just like that vanessa was back to that small child looking to vince for answers as she moved slowly out of the car. vanessa kept her eyes on vince, away from rocky to make sure that they didn't bother looking towards the back. anything to keep them focused on vince and vanesa and not her baby in the back. her hands were shaking as one of the men circled her, catching the way his eyes lingered on her for far longer than she normally would want. it took everything in her to hold back her spit-fire tongue and just let it all happen. vanessa nods to vince, trying to listen as they do and follow his movements. he'll figure it out. he'll keep the same, he promised. that is when the world crashes in and gun shots run through her head. vanessa doesn't think twice and runs to the backseat but is stopped by the other guy who already has rocky. "nessa! nessa!" the little boy screams as he's pulled into the other car. "rocky! rocky! let him out! let him out!" vanessa's banging on the door as it quickly speeds from under her. her vision is blurred by her own tears as the car continues to zoom past them. vanessa jumps into the passenger side door, "you promised! you fucking promised!" vanessa screams as the car takes off. her heart was pounding at a million miles a minute as it felt like the distance between their car and vince's only grew. that attachment that she thought she'd never feel for rocky was growing and that mother instinct of fight or flight was trying to kick in. all the walls and coldness she had worked so hard on completely broke at the idea of losing rocky.

Vince: he’s doing his best to race down the road after them, bobbing and weaving between cars, little beads of sweat gathering on his forehead. “fuck vanessa, do you think i planned this!” he counters frustrated and trying to focus, because the distance between the two cars is growing no matter how much he floors it, pushing his mercury to speeds it’s never reached before. but he can’t catch them. they’re too far gone, and he realizes when the black camaro turns onto the expressway and they’re stuck behind two cars at a red light that this chase is futile. “fuck!” he exclaims, punching the steering wheel. “im sorry v, i’m so sorry” words he isn’t sure he’s ever uttered before in his life, perhaps he knew all along to save them for a moment like this. the deep and dying breath of their chance at a family.

Vanessa: Vanessa's body froze over for a moment. It felt as if everything emotion she had ever held back was finally hitting her and Vanessa couldn't stop herself from completely falling a part. She just stared at the red light before a ball of tears came down her face. The flood gates had opened as she curved into herself. She could hear his sorries as she lifted her head up for a moment, her head falling into his lap as her tears continued to fall.

Vince: he wants to say that he’ll get him back, that rocky will make it out alive and unharmed but he’s made too many promises that have fallen through lately, and he can’t make another. so instead he just holds her, the way he knows she needs to be held, and quickly wipes at the single tear that falls from his face.