#im not laugh crying youre laugh crying

[rhys-is-puffs]

I don't want to drop my current degree and change to a completely different field thus increasing my time in university to at least another year, but the PARASITES

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

☠️☠️☠️

[theoldkyokodied]

It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)

[demigods-posts]

okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.

[recapitulation]

[ID: gifs from episode 8 of the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook." Fang Duobing, Li Lianhua, and Di Feisheng are speaking in front of the shrine for Li Xiangyi. Fang Duobing is pointing at Li Lianhua when Di Feisheng says off-screen, "He's not." Fang Duobing asks, "Not what?" Di Feisheng looks amused and says, "In the great battle at the East Sea, Li Xiangyi lost." Li Lianhua looks alarmed. Di Feisheng continues, smiling, "He should be second best." Fang Duobing, outraged, says, "Are you saying Li Xiangyi lost to Di Feisheng? Did you witness it?" Li Xiangyi looks uncomfortable and Di Feisheng remains amused. Fang Duobing continues angrily, "They fought at sea. Where were you? Are you a Fish Spirit or a Turtle Spirit?" Li Lianhua smiles. /end ID]

[dear-ao3]

if anyone remembers approximately 2 weeks ago when i was actively giving up on a homework assignment well

half of the reason it was so hard was because i somehow managed to do the assignments out of order?

i got my grade back (a whopping 4/9) and the professor called my methods "extremely unorthodox" and i agree with her

[vanweezer]

"what's your favorite memory with joey jordison?" - insp - id in alt text

this was supposed to post on the anniversary of joey's passing, except i forgot to finish it before then and didnt have a chance to edit it the way i wanted until now. genuinely one of my favorite slipknot related stories corey's ever told, and it's always interested me that this is one of his 'favorite memories'. i know it's far out from the anniversary, but rest in power to this absolute scamp of a guy 🫶 we miss you joey

[ef-1]

Fellas

Is it gay to intertwine your legs with the groom?

[rintoorou]

having the miya twins as your brothers would mean them betting over who’d cry on your wedding first

[bastardbvby]

hands down one of the funniest bits in one piece has to be law in punk hazard standing before the navy adamant that there is absolutely nothing going on inside this laboratory and no you cannot come inside and then half of the straw hats just come barreling down the hallway accompanied by some Large Children and law is just like 🧍‍♂️ as they then frantically run in the opposite direction . CINEMA BABY

[loverboybrightsideghost]

they weren't kidding, those bears can be in trees

[sanyu-thewitch05]

These election stats are so funny!

Source:

Edit: This is for the Native American voting stats

[xxplastic-cubexx]

cherik mpreg son onslaught that charles gave birth to

actually appalled how this is a factual sentence and that this is canonical comic book lore

[explodingstarlight]

the emo trinity is alive, well, and prospering in 2023

[gaygirldoodles]

Should i make a "your stupid face" animatic for arkco

[ratatatastic]

Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.

my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker