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â Ë・âŕ¨ŕ§Ë â make it known (op81)
You and Oscar have been friends for almost two decades and itâs been smooth sailing, except for nowâwhen you have to make it publically known you're pining for him to even notice.
oscar piastri x childhood bestfriend!reader smau / face claim: none :D
warnings/notes: none really? one kinda bitchy comment from oscar bc he's king of the sassy man apocalypse. i love this so much, also do we like the new insta post format ?? im kinda meh about it.
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uruser: last week of cramming before the summer ( and visiting my favorite aussie in monaco ...)
user1: literally my queen.
nicolepiastri: best of luck with finals !!
⤡ uruser: thank u mama piastri !! đŠˇ
user2: best of luck yn!!
oscarpiastri: see u soon loser
⤡ ururser: u too bitch <3
⤡ logansargeant: what book are u reading now??
⤡ uruser: rereading pride and prejudice again
⤡ logansargeant:so we're watching it again after monaco ? @ oscarpiastri
⤡ oscarpiastri: movie night !!!
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uruser: ' i know im just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you ' đŠˇ
user3: stop who are u pining for queen ??
oscarpiastri: now whats all this then.
⤡ landonorris: u sound like @ georgerussel
⤡ uruser: lando don't bring more brits on my page pls im scared of u people
⤡ georgerussell: right, whats all this then?
⤡uruser: BACK!!! OUT!!! SHOO!! ALL OF U BOYS. THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS.
user4: oh honey its BAD.
logansargeant: oh this is the approach?
⤡ uruser: im desperate man.
⤡ oscarpiastri: wow. i introduced you to logan and you tell him your secrets before me?
⤡ logansargeant: oscar. i beg you to use your brain.
⤡ user5: logan what do you KNOW?
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uruser: new low: crying over lovesick by @ laufey
oscarpiastri: and you still wont tell me who this is about?
user6: and shes so real for this !!
laufey: NO. i didn't mean to make you cry beautiful :(
⤡ ururser: you've revived me by commenting so its ok queen <3
user7: hot take: she's pining over oscar.
⤡ user8: clearly you havent been an oscar fan since prema. this is not a new take LMAOO
user9: oscyn truthers RISE
nicolepiastri: you are too pretty to cry over a pretty song ! be brave and follow your heart !
⤡ uruser: i would if i wasnt afraid it would all go horribly wrong :(
⤡ nicolepiastri: trust me, if he's as smart as he was raised to be, it wont!! đ
⤡user10: MAMA PIASTRI KNOWS?
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uruser: we'll end up like always.
user12: second time shes posted that handwriting....
user12: can someone explain how she and the f1 grid know eachother?? im so confused
⤡ user13: yn is oscar's childhood best friend!! her older brother karted with oscar and logan so she ussed to hang out with them a lot. shes an engineering student at MIT right now :)
lilymhe: oh my god STILL?
alexalbon: this is gonna go to after belgium PAY UP @ logansargeant
⤡ logansargeant: let me have faith alex please
⤡ uruser: i cannot BELIEVE you bet on this.
user14: is oscar writing the notes??
⤡ user15: you might be onto something...
logansargeant: we need to enact phase two. i swear it will work.
⤡ nicolepiastri: uh oh. be careful logan !!
⤡ logansargeant: i will mama piastri !
⤡user16: god speed logan
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uruser: help me tom cruise !! (i got abducted by williams this weekend)
tagged: logansargeant, alexalbon, lilymhe, oscarpiastri
logansargeant: tom cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me !! ( it was great to have you !!)
user17: oscar only in the group photo... logan in almost every picture... yn and logan quoting talladega nights?? we are SO OVER OSCYN TRUTHERS.
williamsracing: blue is a nice change of color for you!
⤡ oscarpiastri: no >:(
⤡ uruser: LMAO OSCAR PLS
oscarpiastri: WOW. my TWO BEST FRIENDS hang out WITHOUT ME.
⤡ uruser: you both hang out without me ALL THE TIME.
⤡ logansargeant: i am the superior driver
⤡ oscarpiastri: and who has a seat next year
⤡ uruser: JESUS CHRIST OSCAR đ
user18: IS THIS JEALOUSY?
user19: jealousy on oscar is FUNNY
alexalbon: i would say something but im afraid oscars gonna come at me too
⤡ oscarpiastri: đ§ââď¸
⤡ alexalbon: @ uruser get ur man im scared
⤡ uruser: not my man
lilymhe: so fun to see you this weekend <3
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uruser: i forgot cats get jealous....
tagged: oscarpiastri
user20: THE IDENTICAL SHOE TYING PHOTOS IM IN TEAARRSSS
oscarpiastri: the cat agenda is so mean
⤡ uruser: says the man literally smacking me to get my attention
⤡ oscarpiastri: it worked didnt it?
nicolepiastri: oscar has always been like that since you two were very young!
logansargeant: phase two complete. good luck soldier đŤĄ
⤡ uruser: thank u logan, ive got it from here
user21: did they plan to make oscar jealous?? so he would admit he likes yn??
user22: SHUT UP THATS SO FUNNY
landonorris: oh thank god he'll stop whining now
⤡ user23: HELLO?
user24: OSCAR BEING JEALOUS OF LOGAN SHUT UPPPP
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uruser: logans plan worked?
tagged: oscarpiastri
logansargeant: and im still alive?
⤡ nicolepiastri: oscar won't kill spiders half the time, I didn't think he'd kill you, logan!
⤡ oscarpiastri: i was gonna ask kmag to hit you again (@ FIA this is a joke.)
⤡ uruser: oscar PLEASE THE FIA??
oscarpiastri: đ§Ą
⤡ uruser: wow u have such a way with words.
⤡ oscarpiastri: my pr team is staring over my shoulder i have to be careful
⤡ oscarpiastri: what i can say is sorry for being a blind idiot
alexalbon: i cannot BELIEVE this worked?
lilymhe: logan the mastermind, cannot wait to hear his speech at the wedding
landonorris: finally.
⤡ uruser: lando the strongest man thru this all
⤡ landonorris: i have heard oscar admit things you couldnt pry out of me.
⤡ oscarpiastri: literally what?
⤡ landonorris: ur mother is in this comment section, i can't say.
⤡ uruser: LANDO TEXT ME RIGHT NOW.
⤡ oscarpiastri: i was drunk probably
⤡ landonorris: stone cold sober. after practice during belgium?
⤡ oscarpiastri: oops.
⤡ uruser: JAW ON THE FLOOR.
#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 smau#formula one fanfiction#formula one fic#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri x reader
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I need to know more about Michael's mom... Is she a cool mom?
SHE IS A VERY COOL MOM janet afton you will always be famous. to me
Im taking this as a chance to finally ramble abt her anyways so Janet's core inspo when designing her was to avoid 2 key things. Don't make her like Immortal & Th Restless's Clara (due to clara representing michael, not mrs afton, so i wanted to avoid that), and don't base her too heavily off of Ballora. I still have ties to Ballora's character (a music-based theme, blue-centric colour palette, im sure there were more basic ideas but everything else is more hc than themes to keep up) due to my hc thingy of each Funtime having ties to William's wife + kids, but yknow.
But yeah. Funky lady who played bass guitar + did backup vocals in a band during her high school and college years. Literally her and William dating can be summed up by "Seriously, what do you see in that guy?!" "He makes me laugh." bc she was and is WAY out of his goddamn league. Not just bc of the whole serial killer thing he was just an even bigger loser in college. Normal people dont develop a crush on a woman after she nearly breaks your nose and makes you bleed, William /j
But yeah uhh. I also dont like the idea of her being absent or neglectful purely because I got way too attached to her (i was originally gonna do that just to make things easy for myself but. Pretty lady,,, I am a very simple lesbian what can i say) so like. She obviously wasnt the greatest, most fantastic mom to ever exist given she was kinda maybe sorta well aware William was making some weird fucking clowns, but like. Hey. She tried. Also side note my reasoning for her being absent during the whole. Yknow. '83 event (and just evan's bday in general) is bc Evan + Elizabeth are twins and Elizabeth demanded a girls-only trip for her bday, and Janet promised Evan she'd do something just as special for him when she got back. That never happened bc he died lmao loser /j
But yeah uhh. Shes got a lot of regrets. Wishes she coulda done a lot of things better. Kinda dies with those regrets. Ive seen people say that one of fnaf's charms is that no character is 100% good and i LOVE that, and wanted to keep it up with Janet. Good mom and overall a good person, however made some bad decisions along the way and whatnot.
Im still working out specifics (ive been slowly working on a lil private fic abt her and william meeting + their early relationship) but uhhh. Minor notes that dont get their own paragraphs is that William sampled her voice for Ballora so yay easy voice claim, she had an on and off relationship with her band's lead singer (her name's Bev), her birth name is actually Janice Schmidt but if you call her Janice she'll knock at least 2 of ur teeth out, she's a runaway teen and got adopted by this older couple bc her home life kinda sucked (idk specifics yet), and also girlie has an extensive criminal record of minor angsty teen type charges. Also teen Mike dying his hair and then 2020's Michael's hairstyle are both kinda references to Janet's hair because he wnated to look less like his father. Thats all ty. No read more bc you WILL look at my mrs afton post, boy /j
Actually no theres more that im remembering as i write the tags and edit a few details. Back to her and William because god im insane about them. So for starters it. Well i was gonna say Janet was def the first to flirt but i think William definitely developed a crush first and they only kept talking bc of said crush so its kinda up for debate. Anyways yeah at first it was a HUGE sorta like "Well he's funny especially when I fluster him so this can be just a fun lil thing" but because they chatted more they def kinda like. Clicked more. William was a huge fan of listening to her music (from. a distance. he looked kinda like a creep but at least janet only misinterpreted it once) but like *specifically* janet he didnt give a fucking shit abt the rest of the band. Uhh. They had their first run-in and janet kinda. Well. Punched him in the nose before he cleared up that he is NOT a pervert or anything weird like that (bc a guy that looks older than he is staring from a distance when there is a clear crowd he could join kinda gave janet the Wrong idea), then they later bumped into each other in the hall and chatted for a bit, then they kinda just kept "accidentally" running into one another. Uhhh. Some cigaerette-themed flirting and a house party later, yay dating :] can you tell where the current cut-off of the fic is /j Also idk how to put this down properly but they are both runaways and can kinda. Get that vibe from one another. Literally Michael is like some fucked up abomination of the both of them between the troubled past + weird situationship thing + runaway stuff + a lot of minor details that arent important rn. I just. Yeah Janet means the world to me go thru her tag on my blog for some art. Not all of my janet art is posted but the non-posted stuff is all concept work/doodles or just. Shit im too embarrassed to post lmao. Anyways NOW im done ty for reading
#scov.txt#janet afton#fnaf: hauntings of the past au#scov.ocs#it goes into the oc tag bc fuck you thats why#RRAUAGAH I AM. SO INSANE OVER HER#afton family and their weird gay situationships. aka will + henry and mike + jeremy and janet + bev#IK A LOT OF THIS ISNT EVEN ABT HER KIDS im so sorry#i dont have a lotta thoughts on evan and honestly i domt have a lot of family details figured out#like. everything is kinda just. general basics#plus also i dont wanna give janet too much focus on account of shes not. extremely important#she has her role to play in the au but theres far more influential characters yknow??#anyways for those of you who have read this far both w/ post and tags. i have one last thing to share#my gf and i have a spinoff au and she and henry are currently dating (both got divorced long in advance dw)#(like. several decades ago. bc this is ghost shenanigans in the sb era)#thats all ty and gn (<- not sleeping its just night where i am)
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HI LEE i get so excited whenever you rb those oc ask games.. anyway!! apricot, marmalade, bronze and spark for whichever oc you feel like talking about?? :D
HIIIIII LILY AND HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO YOU (I THINK)!!!! <33 um umm im gonna give this one to naomi :]]
OC ASK GAME!!
apricot - who are they to you, the creator? are they your child, your beloved, your experiment, etc?
she's like. hm. shes kind of like a thing to me. like a guy thats a thing. and im shaking her around a bit in my skull and shes just sorta flailing about ragdoll style
marmalade - would they sacrifice their meal if someone else needed it?
LMFAOJOFID um. dependssss really depends!! naomi is already a pretty picky eater so taking an eternity to settle on something to eat and then immediately handing it off isnt extremely appealing to her. for STRANGERS especially. if its somebody she knows and they are really making a big deal about being hungry (as in to the point where she becomes uncomfortable) she'll hand it off lmao. this girl is NOT charitable and she can get kinda protective over her things </3 she's way more likely to just get up and buy/make them another meal i reckon !!!
bronze - what do they do when they lose? do they lose often?
naomis life can honestly be defined by a series of losses tbh BUT um she's not the SOREST of losers. im imagining in a monopoly situation with her friends or something, her loss would be more played up than anything like "ohhhh damn youve bested me đą fuuucckkkkkk". like she doesnt really TRY too hard bc shes surrounded by people who are all yelling "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!! IM NUMBER ONE AT MONOPOLY ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and she doesnt wanna set herself up for disappointment most of the time LMAOOFDSO
BUTTTT for sports especially she definitely can get a bit competitive at times !!!!!!!!!! she KNOWS shes fucking fast, and while she isnt one to outwardly snark about it she can be a try hard when it comes to class games of volleyball or something hfdkjg. thats one of the things shes good at so she'll allow herself a bittttt of leeway when it comes to raising her expectations
besides like. just kind of losing at life in general she doesnt tend to lose a lot of competitions, mostly because she ONLY does comps shes good at lmao!! she got the title of ultimate free runner for a reason >:) also fun fact about her she is extremely good at those professional tag competitions its kinda scary
spark - what motivates them?
the innate need for survival above all else and the lingering fear of inevitability and pain that hangs over her. peace and love
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heya the #boomingpizzapie jax here (btw ty for tagging it ik the ask is not out yet at this time for writing it but tyyy) this is going to be scattered but idgaf!! anyways. i think its fucking funny in the circus i cannot curse but now since im in a new body and stuff i can curse how ever tf i want. this is actually a first for me to kin someone who is mostly kinned in the fandom. (im seeing alot of other me's...im going to bonk yall with a mallet/silly) (im not gonna do that lmao but we should cause chaos later) going to be honest im scared to search myself up bc like..ik there is already that type of art bc im sortaaaa the fan favorite (i think- either that or the 2nd) and..when your the fan favorite there is going to be awful things made. any kins out there (doesnt actually have to be the amazing digital circus kin) who naturally pose like their source and notice it and freaks out about it. bc i did lmao the hand on the hip thing i do all the time rn and its funny i did that in canon too its..odd that i was the youngest in the circus (creator listed our ages i am the youngest at the time of this ask) bc tbh i thought gangle was going to be the youngest and zooble would be the oldest. i mean it makes sense kinger is the oldest but my brain was going way off lol. random other thing but like. i oddly cannot type like i sound like in my source. most of my sources im a jackass but i act nice in front of people/mental health issues are a bitch im destroying my issues with a mallet anyways to any the amazing digital circus kins..hey yall its weird (at least to me) that our bodys are now...yk normal human stuff..its odd lmao. anyways i miss yall losers i hope yall doing well. remember to take care of yourselfs. to any pomnis i hope yall are doing alright. i know im a jackass but like..im hoping your ok. to dollface i also hope ur doing well. hope ur not mad at the centipede thing. sorry bout that to other jax's.. we need to make a club so we can prank others or mess with others i think it be fun. to gangle..you get a big hug from me. i know you probably dont wanna hang. or anything but like..just wanna apologize for the shit i did to ya. just know i dont hate ya and im deeply sorry/gen kinger. ill admit it. even tho in canon you..lost ya mind pretty much..your a cool guy. ill admit it. i hope ur doing well as well. to everyone else (im too lazy to write everyone else) i hope yall doing ok too yall are neat in yall silly way. (even non canons <D <- thats a smiley face btw) -Jax from the digital circus (#boomingpizzapie) (dear god i wrote alot.)
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#fictionkinfessions#fictionkin#boomingpizzapie#jaxkin#amazingdigitalcircuskin#fandom issue#fanfic issue#slurs#mental health issue#chara love#apology#prevabuse#?#mod party cat
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Having been in Chicago twice within a week, I gotta say . I like Indianapolis sooooo much better lmfao
#speculation nation#like chicago is great for doing stuff but for Actually Living somewhere??#Fuck living in chicago. but Indy??? Indy my beloved#the City Feel of indianapolis is just much better to me. tho that might also be due to familiarity lmao#but also chicago feels So hostile in general. the drivers here r so đ°#ANYWAYS im out from the txt concert. i have a lightstick. they might just officially be my#number 2 group (i tried to use hashtag & it cut the tag fhdnhdjd)#anyways stray kids is my number 1 but txt.... Man lmao#Y'ALL know how much Lovesong got me. + Loser Lover. omfg#belting out with a bunch of people 'IM A LOSER' sure was an experience. kinda freeing#now i get to b in the car for a few hours. and i am opening tomorrow đ#gonna try to chill. rest. bc lmao i Really need to
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92 questions holy crap
tagged by @pabospoiler
thanks for the tag adelin <3
Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.
THE LAST:
1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my dAD omg i couldnât get my headlights on 3. Text message: my sister (Little One) 4. Song you listened to: Bullshit by G Dragon 5. Time you cried: last night lmao
HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: yaLL im single for seokmin 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: virgin lips for the sunshine 8. Been cheated on: seokminâs loyal 9. Lost someone special: as a friend, yeah? 10. Been depressed: i guess but i donât talk about it 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no...not yet
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: red, (pastel??) yellow, dark blue
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes! here and in real life :D 16. Fallen out of love: idk itâs more like i realized i never really liked the guy 17. Laughed until you cried: last time was just...last week 18. Found out someone was talking about you: no 19. Met someone who changed you: no 20. Found out who your friends are: ever since graduating high school, yeah i guess lmao 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no
GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: probably 99% of them 23. Do you have any pets: i used to have dog and birds before i came to the us of a. then i had a kitten but then found out iâm allergic to them :c 24. Do you want to change your name: no i like people to struggle spelling and pronouncing my name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i took placement exams for college then went out to eat with my friend and her mom then ate out again with that same friend and my family 26. What time did you wake up: pretty sure it was 8:30am-ish 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: messaging friends 28. Name something you canât wait for: my day off??
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: last night before going to sleep
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i could shut up sometimes
31. What are you listening right now: my sister is playing jay parkâs all i wanna do behind me 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: does tommy count? there are no toms here omg 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: people not cleaning up after themselves 34. Most visited Website: tumblr, ao3, this website that makes typewriter sounds when you type (itâs where i write my first drafts of fics and scenarios and all :D)Â
LOST QUESTIONS.
35. Mole/s: i have a lot oh gosh i have like 9-11 on my face then there are like 7 on my right arm and i still have more body parts to go 36. Mark/s: yeah i have a lot like i still have one from november from when i cut myself with scissors trying to open a box 37. Childhood dream: i was like katniss everdeen with the bow and arrow except i was inside a library and i had to shoot enemies and i jumped on the bookshelves and showed the innocent people the way to the bus. even in the bus, i was jumping from one seat to another with bow and arrow in hand. i told this dream to my dad and he wonât let me live it down 38. Haircolor: dark brown???? 39. Long or short hair: long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: no itâs been years
41. What do you like about yourself: idk i can adapt to situations pretty quickly
42. Piercings: just my ears 43. Bloodtype: my dad says iâm o (because itâs the most common blood type in the philippines and because his name starts with o) 44. Nickname: gen, gene, jollibee, gennybean 45. Relationship status: single and feeling gr8 46. Zodiac: gemini 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: jeopardy? i donât watch a lot of dramas except show me  the money hehe 49. Tattoos: no 50. Right or left hand: righty, sometimes use my left for other stuff like cleaning when my right gets tired 51. Surgery: no 52. Hair dyed in different color: no 53. Sport: used to play soccer and basketball, but i hurt my knee, so i stick to table tennis 55. Vacation: i like going to different places and taking time to enjoy things there, but my family is always like we see it weâre here letâs go somewhere else now i scream 56. Pair of trainers: my pair of air jordans that iâve been wearing since i was like 15
MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: nothing but i ate spicy stew thing i made earlier 58. Drinking: water 59. Iâm about to: go to the library! 61. Waiting for: college to start oh gosh 62. Want: to finish writing everything iâve been putting off (which is like 13 stories im crying) 63. Get married: gotta finish college first before dating anyone 64. Career: writer sounds nice, but i want to try engineering or computer science, but my parents tell me no
WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS 71. Sensitive or loud: i like both                                  Â
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: no...not yet 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no 77. Turned someone down: yeah i hate them all 78. Sex on the first date: no 79. Broken someoneâs heart: yeah i guess i hate that guy too 80. Had your heart broken: yeah? 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: i guess so? but itâs gone now
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes 85. Miracles: yeah 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss in the first date: no 89. Angels: sure
OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: annette, melissa, cindy, and dennis :D 91. Eyecolor: brown 92. Favorite movie: i canât pick? miracles in cell no. 7, finding nemo, kimi no na wa, kingsman
#im not gonna tag people bc im a loser lmao#i FINALLY DID IT i've been stuck on some questions so yeah#tagged#this was fun#and helped me realize i can't decide heh
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#5
just got home from audition #1 for the lion king and i just learned the audition dance and read some lines. tmr is for the audition song
im??
so??
scared??
im singing lifeboat from heathers bc its clean and short and it shows off my vocal range
hype me up yall
***this is a highschool play lmao***
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jd x kurt x ram UwU
mwaybe cwock teasing and bondage :3
tank you UwU
WHAT
W H A T
NUMBER ONE, I DONT DO FETISH ART!!! I DRAW PORTRAITS!!
NUMBER TWO, WHAT KIND OF ABUSIVE FREAK SHIP IS THAT???
NUMBER THREE, "cwock teasing and bondage"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#3
putting candy store through google translate bc why not?
original:
H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
Youâve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
Iâd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.
But Iâm feeling nice.
Hereâs some advice.
Listen up, biotch!
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Lookinâ hot. Buying stuff they cannot
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Drinkinâ hard.
Maxinâ Dadâs credit card
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Skippinâ gym
Scaring her, Screwing him.
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes
HEATHERS:
Kickinâ nerds in the nose!
H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!
H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback!
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitinâ for?
Welcome to my candy store!
Itâs time for you to prove youâre not a loser anymore.
Then step into my candy store!
H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall
H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check
H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat
HEATHERS:
All you
H. DUKE:
Have to do
H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo
HEATHERS:
That freakâs
H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend I can tell in the end
HEATHERS:
If she
H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot
HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot
H. MCNAMARA:
âCourse if you donât care...
Fine!
Go braid her hair!
Maybe Sesame Street is on.
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep
H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep
H. CHANDLER:
Letâs go tear up someoneâs lawn
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitinâ for?
Welcome to my candy store!
You just gotta prove youâre not a pussy anymore.
Then step into my candy store!
H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan
H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone
H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles
HEATHERS: Or if you prefer
H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!
MARTHA:
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party. This proves heâs been thinking about me.
VERONICA:
Color me stoked.
MARTHA:
Iâm so happy!
H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting foâ
H. CHANDLER:
SHUT UP, HEATHER!
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store!
Time for you to prove youâre not a lame-ass anymore.
Then step into my candy store!
HEATHERS:
Itâs my candy store
Itâs my candy
Itâs my candy store
Itâs my candy
Itâs my candy store
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translated:
H. CHANDLER:
Are we going to have a problem?
Have a lot to choose from?
You've come this far, why are you pulling my cock now?
I used to slap you in the face and everyone in the audience could watch.
But I feel good.
Here are some tips.
Listen bitch!
H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:
I like it!
H. CHANDLER:
Looks sexy.
Buying things they can't
H. DUK and H. McNAMARA:
I love that!
H. CHANDLER:
Drink a lot.
Maxin 'Dad Credit Card
H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:
I like it!
H. CHANDLER:
Go to the gym
Scare her, screw it up.
H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:
I like it!
H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes
HEATERS:
Kick nerds in the nose!
H. CHANDLER:
If you miss balls
You can go play with dolls
Let your mom make you a sandwich
H. DUK and H. MACNAMARA:
Wow!
H. CHANDLER:
Or you could go smoke
Taste rum and coke
I have a Porsche with a defender!
HEATERS:
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Darling, what are you waiting for?
Welcome to my pastry shop!
It's time for you to prove that you are no longer a failure.
Then go to my pastry shop!
H. CHANDLER and H. McNAMARA:
Guys fall
G. Duke:
At your feet
Pay check
H. MACNAMARA:
Help cheat
HEATERS:
You all
G. Duke:
Need to do
H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamu
HEATERS:
This freak
H. MACNAMARA:
Not your friend, I can tell at the end
HEATERS:
If she
H. MACNAMARA:
Was your shot
HEATERS:
She will leave you to rot
H. MACNAMARA:
Of course, you care
Fine!
Go and braid her hair!
Maybe Sesame Street is coming.
HEATERS:
Wow!
H. MACNAMARA:
Or forget about the creep
G. Duke:
Kiss the girls in my jeep
H. CHANDLER:
Let's tear somebody's lawn
Heathers:
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Honey, what are you waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
You have to prove that you are no longer a cat.
Then step into my candy store!
H. Chandler:
You can join the team
H. Duke & H. McNamara:
Or you can moan in bed
H. Chandler:
You can live your dreams
H. Duke & H. McNamara:
Or you can die alone
H. Chandler:
You can fly with an eagle
Heather: Or as needed
H. Chandler:
Keep testing me
H. Duke & H. McNamara:
And you will be like her!
Marpa:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his welcome party.
This proves that he was thinking of me.
Veronica:
The color fanned me.
Marpa:
I am very happy!
G. Duke:
What are you waiting for sexy?
H. Chandler:
Shut your up, Heather!
H.DUK and H.MACNAMARA:
Come to my pastry shop!
It's time to prove that you're no longer a fool.
Then come to my pastry shop!
Heater:
This is my pastry shop
This is my sweet
This is my pastry shop
This is my sweet
This is my pastry shop
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"Kiss the girls in my jeep"
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Dodgeball au (its a movie not just a general dodgeball au lmao)
Leckie is a journalist turned gym owner who is so apathetic towards his gym ownership he ends up not collecting memebership fees for like a year and the gym across the street (owned by some gym rat health obsessed asshole idk) goes to buy his gym and leckies ends up in foreclosure. Vera comes in working for the asshole to go through all of leckies paperwork thats been shoved into the closet. Leckie needs $50,000 to get his gym back and the only way to do that is to enter the dodgeball tournament in las vegas where the prize money for first place is ohohohoo $50,000
So the members of leckies gym r a rag tag group of people who are total nerds and weirdos theres hoosier who just falls asleep on the equipment and doesnt actually do anything, theres chuckler whos too tall and gangly to really be any help athletically, runner who is pretty athletic and the only reason he goes to leckies gym is bc its cheaper (theyre all stupid dumbasses which is why theyre a rag tag group and theyre nerdy and strange in their own way) theres also jay de leau whos skittish and nervous and scared of the ball. Sledge whos very not athletic just bc his mom never let him play sports in school. Snafu whos an absolute mad man but doesnt listen to/know the rules so hes not very good in that sense
Theyre absolutely hopeless on the court and cannot play AT ALL theres no communication, coordination, or ability and they win the play offs (the entrance into the actual competition) bc the other team was cheating
Enter gunny haney, who was at his prime during the 40-50s and did an informational video on dodgeball and was a pro dodgeball player. He shows up super old and totally crazy always saying shit that doesnt make sense but he pulls them together to be somewhat a team and teaches them the rules in an abolsutely batshit way. One day, vera shows up to watch them and see how theyre doing or something and she gets the ball and she throws the ball so hard the dummys head flies off (softball she says) leckie begs her to join but shes no its a conflict of interest BUT the asshole shes working for comes onto her at her house and gets her fired so theyll be able to date. She gets pissed obviously, leckie shows up, and the asshole is vanquished. Leckies comes inside and turns out veras just as much of a weirdo nerd as the rest of them so she decides to join their team to see the asshole crash and burn
So they make it to the playoffs and they (somehow) win against all the other crazy and wild teams with strange themes until its them and assholes gym left BUT in a sick twist of irony something falls on haneys head and he dies (i promise this movie is very funny i just shit at explaining things) so the team is feeling TERRIBLE they feel like they have no hope!! Leckie goes to mope in his room and asshole comes in and makes a deal to sell asshole leckies gym for $100,000 dollars so they do that and leckie checks out of the hotel and leaves to go to some casino. Meanwhile the team is like âoh my god whats happening wheres leckie we lost haney wtf are we gonna do??â They have no choice but to forfeit the match
So leckies drinking at the bar and who shows up but athletic superstar andrew haldane (lance armstrongs character) and hes like âman i hope this doesnt turn into what you regret most in lifeâ and basically changes leckies mind SO he goes back obviously and makes it just in time before the official win goes to assholes team. They need a 2/3 vote to get them back in the match which they get so they do the match and everyone eventually gets out until its vera and leckie. Vera takes a hit for leckie and while shes walking off asshole hits her super hard in the head and the whole team gets super pissed and (idk what happens next but) they enter the death match between leckie and asshole and leckie, remembering haneys wackass advice, blindfolds himself and successfully dodges asshole ball, takes his ball, and throws it hard into assholes face thus getting leckies team to win the tournament
Asshole is like âhaha actually you sold your gym to me last night so!! You suck i win youre all losersâ but it turns out leckie went and bet on his own team to win the tournament so they actually get $5,000,000 and he takes assholes place as owner of his gym and through that, he fires asshole and gets his gym back bc technically, as owner of assholes gym who just bought leckies gym, he would own his gym again.
Hes obviously in love w vera but her gf (stella) shows up all âoh i wouldnt miss this for the worldâ and they kiss and leckies all âshitâ but vera turns around and is like âim in love w u tooâ and she kisses him and the team ends happily ever after as a new and improved gym
#my post#this is... Garbage#im so amused by this au shdjdh this movie was SO FUNNYHBBS#theres some bad humor but it was so so fucking funny yall if you wanna watch it you really should it had me laughing the whole time through#to tag or not to tag...#i wish i knew how to explain things lol#this is entirely self indulgent i dont expect anyone to care about what im talking about#anyway!! here goes
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tagged by cutie @ohyoungjae thank u bby âĽ
The rules are:
Tag the person who tagged you.
Answer the questions.
Tag 10 people
How tall are you?
155cm / 5â˛1 ....... im gonna cry i want to be tall SOOOO BADDDDD
What colour and style is your hair?
brown blackish + that middle eastern wavy hair. its up till my shoulders.... omg who remembers back when i was 15 and crying my eyes out on here bc i literally lost all my hair (i swear to god someone gave me nazar i just know someone did......) AND NOW MY HAIR IS FINALLY GROWING BACK LIKE.... GIMME A SECOND IM GONNA CRY!!!!!!!
What colour are your eyes?
brownnnnnnn
Do you wear glasses?
used to... i only wear contacts now
Do you wear braces?
no but i used back when i was like 12
What is your fashion style?
casual chic? like skinny jeans w blouses and long coats plus sneakers
Full name?
am i supposed to put my last name here lmfao........... my full first name is melda i dont have a middle name
When were you born?
january 29th ! mark it down hoes!!! AQUARIUS RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you from and where do you live now?
im turkish but i was born n raised in the netherlands (pray for me that i can find my way in life and leave this country PLEASE)
What school do you go to?
i go to uni first year
What kind of student are you?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in hs? procrastinated a lot was a bit of a problem kid but at least unlike a girl in my year i never sat in class while being high..... i was smart tho i did what i had to do... in uni im still a procrastinator leaving my hw for the night before but i still get my shit done when it needs to be done
Do you like school?
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hated hs for the reasons i think almost everyone on here did (all the cool kids r on insta lmao and us losers are here ....) i like uni.. life is different im a lot more grown and more at peace w my life but i also barely have time to breathe since im busy w school like 24/7 :///////
Favourite subject?
in hs i think it was art... everyone that did art always had to finish projects after school so all different classes would come together in the art rooms to finish the projects and my crush from a different class would sometimes be busy w his works when i was too and it was fun working w him n talking n stuff ... lol..................................................................................................
Favourite TV show?
avatar the last airbender................. god there really will never be anything better than atla huh ????
Favourite movie?
sword of the stranger !!!
Favourite books?
THE WITCHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABT THE WITCHER đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁ
Favourite pastime?
bro im so busy w school i literally dont even have time to breathe....... i like reading and making gifs and going out w friends to shop and eat u know
Do you have any regrets?
lmao youre asking me this ? ......... shoulda seen me in my teen years on here lmao
Dream job?
ha........ that dreams dead
Would you like to get married?
as much as i hate love ....... yeah ://////
Would you like to have kids?
god i literally hate being the turkish stereotype but.... YEAH BITCH!!!!!!!!! GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many?
two.. one boy one girl and preferably them being twins so i dont have to get pregnant again lmfao that shits scary as hell
Do you like shopping?
UHHHHHHH SADLY......
What countries have you visited?
belgium germany france turkey and then bc we go to turkey by car sometimes ive driven through many european countries but never really âvisitedâ so ://///
Scariest nightmare you have ever had?
i dont remember any of the dreams ive ever had lol
Any enemies?
yeah that bitch yg and his shitty management
Any significant others?
mark tuan ... if ur out there
Do you believe in miracles?
i believe in god
How are you?
going thru the motions as always !
can yall believe i tag ppl ??? i never do that lmao but anyways which ones r my friends i literally cant keep track:
@wishingformemoria @bleshilegend @sophrosynes @yeabeom @jacksonurs @kangdonghos @girllgroup @huiracha @jacksonurs @poc7
#i dont even remember who my mutuals are i was on hiatus dont @ me#about#wow i havent dont these type of posts in like.... years damn
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Answer 21 questions about yourself and tag people you want to get know better!
I was tagged by my girls @5-secondsofcolor and @burncrashbromance @myloverboyash (on my other blog) Gonna just do one of these haha
1. nicknames: Nic, Cole, Nikki
2. zodiac sign: Scorpio
3. height: around 5â˛7-5â˛8
4. hogwarts house: honestly, I have no clue
5. last thing I googled: Whatâs my hogwart house lmao but decided to not figure it out lol
6. favourite musicians: oh god, I listen to so much that its hard..my go tos when searching for music is probably Bon Jovi, Twisted Sister, 5SOS... Okay I am leaving it at these three bc I can never think of things when asked lol
7. song stuck in my head: Baby shark (thanks to my boss)
8. following now:Â 705 (bc of my sideblog)
9. followers: on this one 748 on @lockthisheartinchains 79 (im gonna plug: if you like 5sos, definitely go follow lol)
10. do I get asks: nope! but feel free to send stuff in. I feel like Iâm a nice person lol
11. amount of sleep: I average around 5-8hrs
12. lucky number: 11
13. what iâm wearing: Maverick hoodie, black sweats, and my slipper boots ( I just got home from work
14. dream job: something with graphics or social mediaÂ
15. dream trip: Italy. I also really wanna take a trip to the Anne Frank museum. I have a weird obsession with the Holocaust.
16. favourite food:Â Pizza
17. instruments:I played Flute, and Tuba in highschool. But doubt I can still play them. Itâs been so long
18. languages: English Â
19. favourite songs: Last Hurrah - Bebe rexha, Love Ainât - Eli Young Band, Girl - Maren Morris, Who Do You Love - Chainsmokers x 5SOS, Ruin My Life - Zara Larsson, Loser - Jagwar Twin ( i have a lot haha)
20. random fact: when I was a baby, the only way I would fall asleep is if my mom played Never Say Goodbye - Bon Jovi
21. aesthetic: hoodie, jeans, sneakers/boots, messy natural hair.. idk much about aesthetic hahah
I honestly donât know who hasnât been tagged so if youâve been tagged just ignore me.. and if you havenât been tagged and want to be tag, feel free to say I tagged you!!!Â
@youmaycallmemrshemmings @astroashtonio @5secondssofssummer @fatimamx @clearlypositive @whitefireprincess @heeaartbreak-girl
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iâve .... iâve literally been here for like a month ;Â and thereâs 9 0 0 + of you now ??? ngl, itâs really fuckinâ overwhelming. thereâs this pressure to portray peter well & all that, & i get anxious every once in a while, but other than that, this is wild !!! everybody came here for one reason or another â i canât speak for all of you â but this is just absolutely insane. oddly incredible, but insane. i never thought iâd reach monumental milestones like this on an RP blog, but man, here i am. lmao. everybody here loves their characters so much, and everybody i follow are just lovely, supportive folks ? like THANK YOU for being kind, decent human beings. i never feel like i donât want to be on tumblr bc of the people i follow or the things i see on my dash, so thatâs gotta mean something l o l
anyway, i sort of hate doing these bc people may feel left out, but yâknow in light of recent events, iâm just gonna do it to spread some love to the people iâve met since starting this blog that have literally become like ??? a family. a home away from home. itâs gonna be cheesy & i hate cheesy, & iâm never this nice, so like ... fucking CHERISH IT U LIL SHITS. but overall to all my mutuals & followers, a massive thanks for giving me a chance, for welcoming me, for watching my growth from a distance or even if we already talk / do IC things. ok letâs get this show on the road my frens. admire my diminishing desire to write properly.
@fllowershop / @spngld : um ??? holly thank u sm for just being a staple in my daily life. i remember when we followed each other at the start, n i was just this anxious ball bc u were like wAY more established than i was, but u would leave lil comments here n there on my shitposts. n then i finally worked up the courage to talk to u n ur literally like. one of my closest friends on this hell site ?? like bless u. thank u for being there to listen to me rant / talk shit ; iâll always be there for u if u need a shoulder to lean on. or u can just insult me idc iâll take whatever i can get
@reddeathed : ok other mom. can u believe ?? we live near each other ??? somewhat. icb we literally have each otherâs phone numbers now. talking on the daily. rping on discord. weâre some real trash when it comes to the relationships between connat & then peter & nat. tbh idk why u endure me; maybe itâs just bc u want to rile me up. ( fuck u btw. ) not literally. n sometimes i know u need a big fat cry n thats ok n if u ever need to talk shit just come to me. i will say out of context things to help. i will be there !! also when holly visits u weâre all gonna go downtown toronto ok thatâs official
@pleasureofmyself / @empantis : i was gonna tag scott too but im lazy. anyway like ?? wow yohan !!! i love u !! ur such a good bean, n u play ov.erwatch w me even if u suck bc u play ps4 more often than pc â itâs ok tho bc we both suck in the end n we lose. WE DIE LIKE MEN !! but boi i love talking to u and rping w u !! we got these ongoing inside jokes ( are they rly inside jokes tho idk i mean eggs amirite ) that r the greatest things ever n just !!! ur a loser but a good loser. my type of loser u kno what i mean
@notacircusmonkey : MELA !!!! i know sometimes ( by sometimes i mean that one time )  i say we get divorced bc u end up saying some A++++ angsty shit n then i get emotional, but !! u r the love of my life ok. like thank u for indulging me w all the s.tony. ur so nice n every time ur gone to take care of uni n rl stuff i miss u, but when u come back, hereâs a nice mssg for u to read, right ?? i hope life is treating u well, and that ur birthday was perfect, bc u r just . u deserve it !! if life isnât doing a good for u then im gonna kICK all that bad aura away from u n make sure u deserve some Good.
@bornsoldier : lmao bronson weâve literally known each other for like 5 days but bitch ily. i hope those storms pass soon n the sun can come out bc u r like the actual sun. except like, u donât blind me when i look at u. ur like a dimmed down sun ? ok my analogies n metaphors make no fuckin sense, but like. homie. bro. ur gr8 but never call ur alfredo fettuccine breakfast when itâs past 12pm ok at least call it BRUNCH u uneducated slut ( sry did i mention i love u ? i do i promise )
ok this is getting long n im literally running on no energy after being Fucked by work so iâm just gonna end that there for now.
honourable mentions ( more people i admire or have known for a while prior to this blog in no particular order )
@elataan , @atimebomb , @hookedcop / @silverstays , @countrylcved , @i-stark , @suitofarmxr , @auntlarb , @rumdaydreams , @iingloriious , @ebvenom , @piraticalwit , @marveliing , @boybcnd , @emeritvspidey , @mercnry , @dieamonster , @chooseboth , @stormwielding , @webwiings , @beastbloodedâ , @smaugiiisms
so im sry if i missed anybody but iâm low on energy juice in my body, but if weâre mutuals i p much love u so ya. also thank u to all my followers who arenât mutuals, bc wow idk what ur sticking around for when there r so many good spideys out there, but !! yeah thank u for all ur love n support n this sounds like some fucking oSCARS SPEECH IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW BYE
#||  unlike peter iâm not good at science  (  ooc.  )#tw: follower count#long post //#im gonna hit 1k in like another week or something at this rate#n im gonna DIE
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soft bias tag! âĄ
tagged by @bangs-chan @bangchans @seungminty THANK U I LOVE UÂ
ok for real this tag was actually rlly fun to do :â)))
tagging: @jeongin @himeaegyo @hanjisunng @reosian @3rxcha @doublekn0t @felixeslee @jiisung henlo pls ignore if u have alrdy done this love u btw
DISCLAIMER: i get rlly mushy in this because every hour is softjin hour ;(
who is your bias?
kim seungmin hwang hyunjin!
what made you notice them?
ajsdjahdg his voice!! tbh his voice was actually the reason i got into sk in the first place ahahjsd LMAO can u believe i havent swerved for the last 8 months DAMN im loyal anyways im rlly particular when it comes to rapper n their voices n hyunjins rap part in hellevator just,,,fit in so seamlessly,,,and it just sounded so smooth n perfect nd you bet your sweet arse i did a Phat double take when his part came on in the song
whatâs your favorite thing about them?
u want me to pick just one?????????
OKAY LIKE i think my absolute favorite thing abt him that made me LOVE him is like how hardworking he is like duirng the show when jyp criticized him a lot :((((( he still worked super hard even if he was a lil bit discouraged but in the end he!! did!! That!!!!! nd like i love that quality of him and i honestly look up to it like being able to work super hard n want to improve even after lots of criticism is so hard for me but watching him b so motivated n determined just makes me ;;____;; and wow he just alwys wants to learn!! and improve!! wow i m in love with him
OTHER THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIM include how cute n cuddly he is like,,,,always clinging onto everyone else like how do u not love that and i also love the way he smiles and laughs like my god u thought the sun was bright?? well then u havent seen his smile ://// i love the way his eyes just kinda scrunch up when he laughs and its the Cutest thing EVER and every time he smiles or does his little scrunch thing i rlly. RLLY. just wanna kiss him but u didnt hear that from me ;u;
who would initiate skinship more?
probably him bc im shy af asjdkas and i can imagine just walking beside him when he randomly just takes my hand or swings his lanky af arm around me
who would hog blankets more?
ME bc im needy and i get cold easily :âD
who would be more clingy?
he wld be more physically clingy but i think i wld be more mentally clingy bc i get sad when im apart from peopleÂ
who would say âi love youâ first?
i think heâd say it first just bc he doesnt seem like he gives any craps LMAO n would just go for it asjkdah iâd be way too shy to say anything first
who would be more easily flustered?
me bc i could just look at him and then get flustered let alone talk to him n be near himÂ
what cuddling position would you two have?
heâd be the big spoon because have u seen how tall he is and then iâd be the little spoon because have u seen how small i am LMAOO but sometimes i would wanna face him so i can like throw my leg over him like a pillow if u know what i mean
which colors remind you of them and why?
peach and warm pink!! bc heâs a peach :(((( but i think its bc when i think of him i  literally think of the sun and jus t how bright he is
which season would you like to spend with them?
winter!! bc imagine cuddling under blankets and watching movies and eating snacks in the dark w him while we wait for it to be midnight on christmas eve :( and also its sweater weather so him!! wearing hoodies!! all the time!!
i would luv spending summer with him too tho bc imagine all the late night dates we could go on since it doesnt get cold (in cali at least) at night nd spending all day doing dum stuff like the dum lovers we are :(((
who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?
LMAO GOOD ONE you can bet u will see us at the store buying premade cookies bc we dont got the time nor the skills to be baking
which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?
honestly both of us would make bad puns it would just depend on the day and the other would react like âi suddenly am singleâ every time
who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?
both of us bc we lov kkami and want more friends for kkami :â((
which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?
this is a trick question bc both of us would burn down the kitchen trying to microwave a pop tart
who likes to lean over tall railings and who pulls them back?
fun fact iâm deathly afraid of heights so he would probably be the one leaning over the railings and then iâm pulling him back telling him how one day heâs gonna fall over n how he should give me all his stuff when he writes his will
what would watching a horror film with them be like?
id be under the blanket and covering my eyes for dear LIFE while hes laughing and tryna pry my hands away from my eyes AND HEâD PROBABLY TRY TO PRANK/SCARE ME LATER AFTER THE MOVIE ASKDJHAHSDKJ
who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?
im the cheesy flirt bc i barely know how to flirt at all meanwhile
him: is doing nothing at all
me: god can u stop flirting with me already
who is more competitive?
IM SO COMPETITIVE AHSKJD im the type of person that says âwait best out of 3âł LMFAO so i can imagine us making a bet over smthn and then the loser has to pay for food and ill get petty and ask for a best out of 3 match LOL
who would have to be given constant reminders? (remember to eat, donât forget your keys, etc)
also me bc i get distracted super easily and i forget to eat and sleep literally every day
who sends memes and who sends cute âi miss youâ texts at 3AM?
he sends the i miss you texts n then i respond in reaction memes
him: i miss you
me:Â
#tagged#tag game#THIS WAS RLLY CUTE LIKE ASDKHAKSD#I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS TAG ;;;;;#ugh take a shot every time i say lMAO#my vocabulary is literally equivalent to that of a pigeon#ppl i tagged i wanna see u guys get soft#open up them soft hours bc we all about unconditional love and support around here#except for mr lee know he can stop hurting me thank u
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mx in sg: the experience
FHJGDGHSHGFGGHD as usual starting off with the keyboard smash anyway! ill be talking about my experience seeing mx live yesterday (3/3) second part is abt when mx were on stage but its quite dry bc i dont remember much
ill be going in chronological order so [jooheon voice] lets get it
i was gonna meet my friend (karissa) at 3:30 because we were going to meet the person selling us our tickets at 4pm but that got delayed until like 5pm which was fine though
anyway i met her and we started queueing because although official queuing was supposed to start at 6pm they pushed it forward to 3pm (which was unfortunate for those who were busy and couldnt come until much later - the organizer never released an official statement saying the queuing started earlier)Â
so as soon as karissa and i arrived at like. the place (near the venue) we got lost for about a whole 5 minutes lmao so i texted james asking him where the hell . they were and we made it and joined the queue immediately (we were the last few people of the second batch)Â
we just sat there and. collected freebies and our banners (for the fan events) while we waited for the seller to come give us our ticketsÂ
when they came i was like . fucking screaming because one of the seller was someone i knew from primary school (4 years ago) and i was likeudghdgghdhsh??????? that was the highlight of the daydhfhs
after we bought the tickets and shit we were slightly concerned they wouldnt work lmao but they did god bless
while we waited for the doors to open and stuff a group of people did dance covers of mx songs and later other groups too everyone was cheering for them which was nice fgfghdgh
the hype died down and we just waited quietly until it hit 6pm and i started listening to the day6 stream LMAO but after 4 songs i had to stop because suddenly everyone was standing up??Â
for nothing though because we sat down like 30 minutes later at around 7? 7:30? everyone stood up again and this time people were given wrist tag things u kno.. ya there were three (?) kinds i think gold for those who held a superfan ticket, pink for general admission and some other colour for those who got tickets for free and could sit on chairs dhdghsÂ
it was a free standing event in an outdoor space so superfan ticket holders got to stand closer to the stage? and those with general admission had to stand behind us and it was separated by a barricadeÂ
we entered at like 8pm because we were the second batch (there was a third batch behind us) and it was already filled?? not exactly but from where we were standing we couldnât really see the stageÂ
in the end we were in the middle which wasnt exactly the best but its definitely better than those standing all the way at the back ripÂ
i think at like 7:45 they started playing the music videos and everyone was shouting the lyrics it was cute i loved it but my throat told me to die after i yelled for like all of their mvsjhdgdghdÂ
also when all in played u bet my ass i jumped up and downdhg
also water wasnt allowed inside which i think is normal so i chugged mine down as fast as i could before entering (i had a little left and the lady let me in with it thanks queen) (i drank it all before they even came on stage)
the hype was real though and it was greatÂ
when it hit 8:30pm the introduction video started and suddenly i was getting pushed forward and wow . dont go if ur not a fan of people invading your personal bubble. i wish fans had more sense to Not push around and stuff but what can we do ripÂ
other than that when they came out oh gOD when they came out i was likebfhgddgs??!?!??!?! i had to stand on my tip toes to see them
they started with beautiful and i was liek. dissociating i jsut sang along and shit it was amazing??????Â
the first person i saw was kihyun and then minhyuk?? i dont remember who else i saw but iw ss losing my fucking mind over how good everyone looked
anyway after that was um.............. fuck. .... i dont know..........
IFMFHGHSGF IM CRYING MY BRAIN TOLD ME TO DIE
white love maybe? i think they did like an introduction of themselves ??
anyway ill figure the songs out later they started playing games i think or was that another time im bad at this clearlyÂ
ask james for the details of the songs i dont remember shit from that i just remember singing along to the songs badly and moving my arm back and forthhfgsghÂ
also team work makes the dream work because karissa was recording and i helped her to zoom in and ensure they looked human with the brightness and stuff fhjdgsghÂ
but !! everyone did the fanchants really well it was so heartwormingÂ
also during white love they made us do that one part u know the one and it was awesome!!!!! during white sugar they threw m&mâs and i got to get a good look at their faces without having to look at the screen!!Â
honestly was good too god im so happieÂ
hm. they did a mon-story time and showed us pics from previous eras (trespass > i dnt remmeber fuck > beautiful world tour > mxray > first win) ?? might be wrong dghdgs and they talked about stuff that happened i blanked out though so i dont know what they saidÂ
also when they flashed the first win part they started throwing hands @ each other usual mx shit dhjgsgd
we chanted monsta x and they chanted monbebe back at us :-( i love them
i think changkyun said he doesnt wnat to do another season of mxray LMAODHFGHHGS fucking loserÂ
the translator made me laugh he was super monotone fhgdghfsh
then they played mon-ccaso dghghfsh and drew what they wanted to eat with singaporean mbb!!
there was a bug in front of wonho and he got !!!! fhdgh cute .
shownu: ????? what was it ?? a drink it looked like a cocktail and kihyun was like ânon alcoholicâ dghffsgs
wonho: ice cream!!! hes so cute his drawing was so cute also he wrote monbebe before they announced the game his handwriting is so pretty tf
minhyuk: ramyeon lmao (in his words: traditional korean noodles)Â
kihyun: uh oH HE DREW A CRABFGHGSHS and said chili and pepper crab!!!
hyungwon: he drew a shrimpfhggdgs fucking . it was so cute
jooheon: mandu!! or dumplings :D
changkyun: water. JHDHGDGSG KING HONESTLY IW AS LIKE JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN EXCITEMENT!! love me a water stanÂ
anyway they talked about what they drew and when it came to minhyukâs turn he was like guess and everyone just shit on him DHJDHSHGÂ
some examples:Â âhairâ Gghdhg and some fans (including me) screamed cucumberhjfghgs let this man liveÂ
minhyuk also tried to make fun of jooheons drawing but it failed bc none of us understood his joke
so they made us vote by screaming and they each stood up while holding their sketchbooks and weâd scream
winner was changkyun (i yelled my heart out and jumped bitch)
FHGSGG W INNER HAD TO DO AEGYO THOUGHDG played urself
they did oppaya and i think there are fancams somewhere
then they made wonho do it hhdggs best 1 minute of my life
after that was uhh??????? brain machine broke i dont know im not even going in order anymore
they either did from zero first or the fan videos were shown first
if so the fan videos were of fans talking about how much they love/appreciate mx and it was sweet after that we raised our banners for the fan vid
and then the CAKE came for wonho and we sang happy birthday to wonho (kihyun asked us to sing once too at the start hjdghgsg we did that in english this time it was in korean)Â
also funny hfgdhgs thing... they talked in korean and a lot of people replied in korean so they got shockedhfgh FUCJ DAY6 ok safe im listening now
i think they (minhyuk?) asked who thought/if he was handsome and got rly happie when we said yea
after him someone asked too LOLJHDGSG
back 2 whatever fdsh um oh yeah the cake was done to look like ramyeon in a pot :D ill add a link
wonho cut himself with the knife D-: babieÂ
he kept wanting to eat it though so hopefully he liked itÂ
maybe after that they did from zero???? ufhffghsgghdg idk
after that was hero!!!!!!! god we were all so pumpedÂ
shine forever nextÂ
and then they stopped to take a break i thinkfhgshgdÂ
at some point they asked fans (a jooheon stan and a wonho one) what songs they liked :-D the jooheon one said beautiful and the other said ill be there if im not wrong
they also made the rappers sing bits from some songs hfgsg i dont remember which songs tho hdhs
changkyun tried his besthjdg
they did their ending ment and went to dramarama!!Â
after that it was silent for like 5 minutes max as we chanted mx and for encore
they came out and did ill be there (?) (first verse to chorus) and talked again before doing 5:14!Â
they were dressed in casual tshirts which was a relief hjghgdh because it was reallly fuckng hot hdh changkyun mentioned the weather too sorry dude thats life
they waved at fans and played amongst themselves kihyun dumped water on jooheon LMAO i got a clear view of that
stay hydrated !
they just kept dumping water on each other i love a family :-D
and then they said bye and left
jooheon kept going byEE though dhgdhs hes so cute :-(Â
ok heres what i thought abt the monstas themselves
kihyun looked especially good with that tie by the wayÂ
jesus i got to see wonho with dark hair i truly. died
ALSO SHOWNU LOOKS SO HANDSOME IRL!!!! MY WIG WAS SNATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!
hyungwon was rly cute too when he interacted with the fans :-(
there was one time wonho smiled and it was caught on the screen i . felt my heart burst in that moment
alsowwhen minhyuk took center position for their choreos he has this ?? charisma ??? its amazong like the one smirk/grin he does u know that? yeah i saw it in beautoful and died
joohoen and changkyun also did their best hyping mbbs up by yelling to sing along and stuff ihdjgf i love them
this is just mx loving hoursÂ
also kihyun did the DHDHHSH EYE SMILE!!! HE DID IT SO MANY TIMES HE WAS SO HAPPIE I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt get to see jooheon much but he was so playful with minhyuk it was so cute!!!!!!!Â
they all look so good and sound even better live!!! kihyuns adlibs god help me.Â
i love them so much. i really do fhhdghghs im happy i went no more regrets and no more telling myself i didnt have a blast because i!!!! i loved every second of it even when i got someones hair stuck to my arm LMAOÂ
after it ended we immediately left for the exit andggdghs WOW standing up i was fine but moving?? moving was HELL my legs hurt so bad
ok so we got home and thats that but like.... heres where my self reflection comes in
so you dont have to read this part
i think. the reason i dont remember much is because.. i dont want to? like. at some point i got a clear view of wonho in the Flesh and i was thinkng about how i was really seeing them? for real????? and i got. really sad i think??Â
so to prevent myself from getting sad i probably tried to forget? everything?? theres also my bad memory of course but i cant even remember their faces i feel like its because im trying to forget or some deep shitÂ
anyway i think im also makig myself not be happy??? this is phrased v bad but its like im trying to kill the fun and only think abt the negatives of the whole event
which wasnt even much so its like. my minds blankfhjfhd
talking about it here helps though like i get to. share and actually talk about what happened so yeah i can say that i had fun even though i couldnt see them i had a blast singing along it was awesome
the only bad part was how i didnt like watching from the screens because it felt like i wasnt seeing them live?? ooMGHDDS DAY6 ARE DOING BETTTER BTTER
tldr; im not that upset over it now thank god and i can proudly say i had fun and although i cant remember much it was a great experience
thank you for coming to my tedtalk if you did <3
#180303#moon texts#NOW#i can reblog pics#sorry i dont have any vidoes/pics i mean i do but theyre potato quality ill see if i can post some when karissa sends them
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rules: once youâve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. at the end choose 25 people to be tagged
Tagged by: @jakganimâ and @astrofireworksâ (bc they love me sm đ)
Tagging: uhhhhh 25 friends???? asjk mmkay @moonbeams-and-sanshine @blingkwan @93sehyoon @kim-sehyooned @cha-eunwoow @sxhyoon @softsocky (dont have to do this if u dont wanna btw)
last:
drink: teA (bc when do i never drink tea?)
phone call: my sister, wondering when tf she was gonna come home from school
text message:Â âGreat! i hate it!â skjd my friend who decided to send a video of a sewer rat
song you listened to:Â Yonas - photo (which ya girl finally managed to learn lmao)
time you cried: ........when am i not? but yesterday? idk?
have you ever:
dated someone twice: nope
been cheated on: nada
kissed someone and regretted it: i have virgin lips
lost someone special: yes
been depressed: yes
been drunk and thrown up: nah
in the past year have you:
made a new friend: idk if iâd call these losers my friends đ (jkjk ily all)
fallen out of love: give me some love to fall into first
laughed until you cried: heck yeah
met someone who changed you: definitely
found out who your true friends are: um i dont rlly know? ive discovered some friends which i dropped lmao and im still confused tbh
found out someone was talking about you: god bless screenshots :â)
general:
how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?:Â tbh iâve met @artist-aroha once... (bich we should meet up again tf but after ya exams okie?) and 2 other ppl here but theyâve deactivated rip,,,,, (patiently waits for me to go to uni so i can meet several ppl) :))))
do you have any pets?: :(((( noooooo
do you want to change your name?: idk, the reason why i dislike it is bc i hate certain people saying my name so i associate it when them but at the same time... itâs me?
what time did you wake up this morning: fUCK 2:24pm apparently
what were you doing last night:Â i honestly dont remember, everything was a hazeÂ
name something you cannot wait for:Â UNI UNI UNI FINALLY FUCKIN LEAVING THIS PLACE WOO
have you ever talked to a person named tom?:Â i had a friend who had a bro called tom but no one else
whatâs getting on your nerves right now: :)))))))) daya
blood type: i..idk?
nickname: lala, lan, lanlanna, na, trash panda (jk i gave that one to myself)
relationship status: #SingleLyfe
zodiac sign: Sagittarius
pronouns: she/her
favorite show: meerliin??? idk? thatâs the only show that i still rewatch and the characters still affect me lmao
college: currently out of education but im goin back to it
hair color:Â brown :â) (watch when i go lilac tho)
do you have a crush on someone: @ eunwoo and sehyoon..... hi
what do you like about yourself: i guess i can be caring lmao
firsts:
first surgery: on my chin bc i used my cousins buggy as a slide and put it against the cupboard and i hit my chin on the corner of it and i still remember my uncle holding me in the car on the way to the hospital even tho i was 6 (bih i still have the scar lmao) also is this why im known as having a clumsy ass????
first piercing:Â akjsn my mum got my ears pierced when i was 1 but i got upper lobes done on my 17th bday woop
first sport you joined: athletics team
first vacation: okAY we went to kurdistan when i was 4 and all i remember is 3 things. throwing up in the car, my dad getting his passport fixed there and my aunt force feeding me yoghurt Â
first pair of sneakers: AT THAT AGE MY MUM BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING IDK
right now:
eating: havent eaten today
drinking:Â ^^^
iâm about to:Â listen to these new songs my friend recced
listening to: Russ - Yung God (a good ass song)
want kids:Â .....not now biCH im 19 (but like,,, in the future if my mind hasnât changed then iâd like to adopt)
get married:Â i dont see myself getting married sooooo
career: this whole thing is a bunch of IDK bc i really donât, on the one hand...a stable career but on the other hand iâd love to be part of the storyboard team on a movie franchise so....
which is better:
lips or eyes: sucker for both
hugs or kisses: huGS ND CUDDLES
shorter or taller: bearing in mind how short i am,,,im gonna go with taller
older or younger: older
romantic or spontaneous: hmm more romantic?
sensitive or loud: both
hookup or relationship: relationship bc i get attached easily nd im too anxious for hookups lmao
troublemaker or hesitant:Â akdkjas im drawn to troublemakers bc i love excitement BUT at the same time, i prefer hesitant?? idk how to describe it
have you ever:
kissed a stranger: virgin lips
drank hard liquor: didnt wanna tbh but i did
lost contacts/glasses:Â no contacts or glasses to lose
sex on first date: :))))))) bitch please
broken someoneâs heart: god i hope not
been arrested: itâs an experience i wanna try :))
turned someone down: yes
fallen for a friend: yes
do you believe:
in yourself: whomst is that?
miracles: philosophy messed with my mind so im in between here
love at first sight: love can develop from physical attraction at first sight
#tagged#OKAY ALSO#THE VID OF THE SEWER RAT#SHIT WAS THE SIZE OF MY LEG#WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT
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Assassin!Seungcheol Pt 2 FINALE
THIS IS LONGER THAN WOLF!WONWOO BY 5 WORDS IM SCREAMING THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY LONGEST SCENARIO EVER!!!! bc i tagged her in part 1, im tagging @cheollies again bc she was one of the reasons why i was motivated ljdsfljdfl <3333 THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR WONDERFUL FEEDBACK IM SO SORRY ITS LATE!!! THIS IS A WILD RIDE AGAIN!! ENJOY THE FINALE MY CHILDREN!!!! <333333
warnings: some violence, references to part 1, my tears and anguish from completing this
Part 1 | Part 2 (Finale)
Two months.
Thatâs how long it had been since you had contacted him
You sighed as you stirred your coffee
Yep, you guessed it, in the same cafe that all the workers know you on a first name basis
Why do I keep coming back here? You glumly chided yourself, your cheek resting on your palm
You check your phone for the twentieth time that hour, wishing to have at least some notification about his whereabouts
Even if itâs something like âhey iâm safe and donât look for meâ
Bc all you need is just some validation that heâs okay,,,, but nothing. No texts, no calls, no âaccidentalâ video calls, no âhey loser where are youâ to check in where you are,,,, all you get is a black screen
Even though you practically have your lockscreen ingrained in your head from the amount of times youâve seen it, you still canât help but choke up a little
A blurry candid of seungcheol holding out his hand about to smear you with his ice cream mockingly stares back at you
You shake your head and get up your seat as you pack your things
Youâre done. Youâre done waiting. You gave him two whole freaking months, an entire 60 days. Sulking around waiting for someone to come back to you isnât your forte.
And that will end today, you resolutely nod to yourself and start heading out the door.
âYou what?!â
He sighs and holds his hand up, âPlease. Donât yell. Itâs early.â He reaches his hand out for a biscuit
âHow can you even nonchalantly eat breakfast right now??! Do you even understand what youâve done?!â Joshua smacks his hand, dropping the biscuit
âUm hEY--â
âYou made it this far without him suspecting anything, which is a major surprise and accomplishment. But it will bite you in the butt sooner or later, Cheols.â He briefly flinches at the name but Joshua is just prESSING the issue
âHeâs gonna kill you. Not only you but probably her too. This is way too dangerous!â
âjOSHUA! Please! I know what I did, and I absolutely have no regrets.â He shakes his head, a faraway gaze in his eyes. âIâve killed many people before, but I at least knew the gist of why I was. But she,,,, sheâs just a pawn in my dadâs game,,, completely uselessâ
Joshua leans back in his chair and blinks slowly
âYou love her. Donât you,â he says more as a statement than an inquiry
He takes his silence as a definite answer and rubs his forehead. âSeungcheolâŚâ
âLook, heâs been giving me regular jobs to do, you know the usual. He hasnât caught on⌠yet⌠And he has much bigger things to worry about.â
âThat doesnât mean heâs not keeping tabs!â
He sighs, ready to cut off the conversation. âWeâre done here--â
And there he sees
He freezes, the only thing moving is his eyes on someoneâs figure
You walk down the street taking in the bustling city view
Your eyes flicker to a table outside a store a few blocks ahead
You stop and squint your eyes. That wasnât⌠was it?
You rub your eyes but by then the two people sitting there disappeared
You shake your head and continue walking, completely convinced youâre getting delirious by the second
You finally disappear out of sight and only then does seungcheol let out a breath he didnât know he was holding
âDude,,,, you have to tell her at some pointâ
âI know⌠I know.â
You barge and storm in the office with your arms folded
âI need to find someone.â
Your father looks up from his paperwork, his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose
âY/N⌠can this wait?â
âI have been for two months and Iâm sick of it. I need you to hire someone to help me find themâ
âSweetie, Iâm really busy--â
âDadâŚ.. Dad please. I have to. I need to.â
â....fine. Iâll have my assistant deal with itâ
And youâre like yES OMG ILY THANKS POPS
He tells you to go to his assistantâs office a little ways down the hall where youâre greeted by the typical warm person
âHello, Ms. Y/N, I havenât seen you in a while!â
âHi jeonghan!!! Look I really need you to find someone asapâ
âAh, yes, your father just notified me about that just now,,,, well Iâll do my best to search for someone in our team. Give me until the end of the day today?â
And youâre like oh my god heâs willing to put this fIRST :â)))))
âOmg thatâs actually really fast,,, donât you have more important things to do? I can wait a few days if thatâs the case,,,,â
âNo no! Ahah itâs fine you just hang on tight, I will definitely get back to you shortly!â
Youâre like oH MY GOD YAY JEONGHAN U ARE SO NICE AND THE BEST NO ONE CAN COMPARE and you promptly hug him before leaving
âYeah,,,, nice,,, thatâs all Iâll ever be,â he wistfully smiles and lets out a small sigh
You come back to the office later that night and Jeonghan is like i found one of our best investigators/hackers!!!!
Youâre like omg aju nICE
You and the woman walk to her âheadquarters,â is what she calls them when it's just the room she works in lmao
The moment you both get settled you make it crystal clear
âChoi Seungcheol.â
And obviously you tell her a little more about him lmao
All you can see is her fingers flying over the keyboard and tons of files filling the screen
She spends a few more minutes digging but sheâs like sorry babe none of them fit your description
And youâre like that canât be right,,,,,
âCan you check the surveillance cameras? On streets and stuff?â
You tell her the date, time, and location of when you last saw him and she dives into another search party
âhmmm -- i foUND SOMETHINGâ
You see when he kisses you and you have to shield your eyes away from the impact,,,, your chest suddenly feels heavier
She senses this and gently places her hand on top of yours
â,,,,Iâm sorry. Weâll find himâ
She follows the cameras once he heads home and sheâs like ok well looks like heâs staying in this beat up motel
She reviews cams even up to present day and still sees him leaving and entering the building and youâre like ok iâm sold and start to get up
She puts a hand on your arm and is like uh wait honey you arenât going alone
âWell who else is gonna go??â
âMe. I was physically trained sufficiently enough for a bodyguard position, so donât sweatâ
She stands up and starts rummaging through her makeshift closet to pull out 2 bulletproof vests
You look at her stunned before breaking out in a grin
âIâm game.â
âYou went back on my orders? Do you know what position youâre in?!â He barks
Seungcheol trains his eyes on the floor and numbly responds, âI didnât think there was a reason to kill an innocent person who has no involvement in this business. Itâs her father, no?â
His dad sighs and rubs his temples. âSon, you follow. I command. I guess youâll just have to face the consequences for not obeying me, your own father⌠Tsk,â he distastefully clucks his tongue. âYou actually thought I didnât know this entire time. I knew you didnât kill her that night of your romantic doingsâ
âI know,,, It just happened,,,, I had to do it to get her to trust meâ stop lying to urself cheols smh we and mr choi all know ur whipped
âJust please leave her alone.â
His icy chuckle sends shivers down Seungcheolâs spine for the first time
âOhoho,,, you thought you were the one in trouble?â
Seungcheol looks up at him with his eyes narrowed in confusion
And then they narrow in fury
âYou wouldnât.â
âOh, but I most certainly would.â does anyone get the reference lmao #tb to part 1
âWhat did you dO TO HERâ
âGuess youâll both find out. Shall we?â
âThis,,,, is where heâs staying at?â
You look at the paint peeling off the sign âStay Innâ
The hinges of the battered doors are about to come off
Two streetlamps flicker lazily, yellow light pathetically illuminating the parking lot
âThe footage doesnât lie,â she says as she takes a look around. âRoom 114, letâs goâ
You and her cautiously creep up in front of the door and then kick it wide open
â....No oneâs here.â And you canât help but feel a lil disappointed :((
Both of you are looking around his room for any sort of clues but it looks like any (less than) average hotel room with clothes scattered everywhere and plastic plates littered around the table
Eventually you both ditch the place and youâre about to call it a day when she abruptly stops you
âWait. i heard something over there,â she subtly looks over at the other side of the street
You hold your breath as she discreetly scans around the area and then
âgeT DOWN!â She pulls your arm down as she drops to the ground
Your ears are ringing from the gunshots from the one right next to you and the one on the other side
âWe have to leave now!â She scrambles up and tries hiding behind parked vehicles on the curb as she pushes you to move
Youâre able to run down only a couple of blocks when you see another group of men coming at you in the same direction
You look to your right and thereâs also another group
She curses under her breath before pulling you to another direction, âthis way!â
You have to weave through miscellaneous objects through alleys and garbage cans
Youâre pushing your legs as fast as you can despite the growing burning sensation LOL I LOVE THAT ALBUM STAN TALENT STAN SF9
Youâre about to collapse when someone tACKLES YOU FROM BEHIND
âMmfdffmlfj!!!!â Your cries are muffled behind their hand
The last thing you remember is her voice calling your name
âTry again.â You can barely make out the words before the frigid water hits your face
You cough violently and open your eyes
âAh, youâre finally awake.â
In the dimly lit room your eyes try to adjust to the dark shapes and what seems to be in some sort of empty abandoned building
The man gestures to someone to brighten up the place and only then do you take a good look at whoâs in front of you
The infamous Mr. Choi staring back at you, the very man your father has talked about countless of times
âBring him out,â he orders as he keeps his eyes locked with yours
You hear the heavy grunt of the metal door opening and you instantly hear a voice that youâve spent this entire time searching for
âLet.. me⌠go!â He spits out as he attempts to wriggle out of the menâs grips
He looks up and itâs all that takes him to still again
Your disheveled wet hair sticking to the edges of your face, the top you bought in the mall that one day now drenched in water, the dismay in your eyes
His breath gets caught in his throat before he angrily turns to his father and fumes, âWhy is she here? Why did you bring me?â
He chuckles and strides to you with every menacing step
âDidnât I say you would both find out?â He traces your jaw and you have to use every fiber of your body to not vomit on his polished Prada leather dress shoes
Seungcheol grits his teeth and violently thrashes around in their grip around him
Your breathing gets heavier as his hand drifts down to your neck
âWould be a shame to end things here⌠wouldnât it?â He laughs before whipping out a gun from his pocket
âBut letâs just cut out the games. You were meant to die on that night, but my idiot of a son couldnât do it.â He points the head right in front of you
âSo iâll do it in his stead. Any last words you wanna exchange?â He gestures to you and his son
You look around to find any way out but all the entrances are utterly blocked by his guards
You slowly turn around to the rustling noise
âStop it, SeungcheolâŚ. Donât act like you care.â
He looks at you in bewilderment and scoffs, âAct? You think Iâm acting? I nearly risked my life to save yours! And this is just,,,, acting?â
âYou were supposed to kill me that night. And you didnât. That was your biggest mistake. You should have just ended things, not like the pathetic way you did over the phone,â your voice slightly faltered.
âIt wasnât a mistake! I wanted you to get away from this, to get away from me! Why canât you understand that?â He was in disbelief; he practically saved you!
âYouâre right. It was a bigger mistake on my end that I believed I mattered for once in my life.â He softens his facial expressions when you look up at him with a dead stare. âY/NâŚ.â
You numbly turn back at the gun pointed in front of you
âSo? Arenât you gonna do it?â
He laughs at your provocation and merely shrugs
âIf you say soâ
You hear him loading the gun and just when you anticipate a bullet firing, you hear one but from behind you
The entire building is in chaos and smoke and dirt fill your vision
âSeungcheol!â Joshua and Junhui along with a whole team invade the space
He only points towards you and yells over the noise to have them focus on your safety
They nod and send the team over to help you get out of the guardsâ grip
Joshua, Junhui, and 2 others are staying back to help Seungcheol as the rest of the group rushes to your side
As heâs ducking with his arms over his head, he pulls out his gun and manages to skim Minghaoâs arm
He curses and holds his wound together while shouting something to another member
Soonyoung kicks the gun out of Mr. Choiâs hands as Jihoon and Seungkwan lock his arms with handcuffs
Two people who quickly introduce themselves as Wonwoo and Mingyu are on both of your sides with their arms wrapped around your shoulders
Theyâre talking so quickly that all the coherent words you can hear are âgetâ âyouâ âsafetyâ âright nowâ
âSeungcheol??â You look at both of them, but neither are meeting your gaze
âHe told us to get you first. Heâll be fine,,, he has the rest of the guys thereâ
âBut what if heâs hurt?!â
Wonwoo quickly looks back at his shoulder and sees a few of the guards running after them
âThereâs no time! We have to go right now!â
You finally burst out into the open chilly night air and make a beeline for the waiting van parked outside
They push you in first and once Mingyu slides in he immediately slams the door shut. âfLOOR IT!!!â
Vernon slams on the gas pedal and youâre off
The entire car ride is silent save for the heavy breathing from the adrenaline pumping through everyone
Wonwoo, the closest one next to you, puts his hand reassuringly on your knee
âWeâre taking you to our headquarters, which is essentially our hideout,,, youâll be safe there, I promiseâ
Still staring out the window, you numbly nod as he slowly removes his hand
When you arrive there, you do what they told you to: cleanse, get dressed, and hold on tight as they find a way to contact her father
After a somewhat relaxing shower, you emerge from the bathroom wearing a baggy shirt underneath a hoodie up to mid-thigh and sweats that were left outside of the door when someone named Chan knocked on it earlier
You walk to the living room where everyone is gathered around a circle talking about different methods of communication with everyone
âOh, Y/N,â Wonwoo gets up and jogs to you. âFeel free to get something from the kitchen to eat. You can hang around the front or the back, but itâs really dark and cold, so we donât want anything more bad to happenâ
You flicker your eyes from his face to the other 3 on the couches
They slightly wave to you with a small smile and continue their discussion
You nod and thank him before heading to the kitchen
You grab an ice cream bar and a bottle of water before heading out to the front
You sit on a bench and look up at the starry night sky
Just earlier this morning, you were resolute to find him
And now fast forward to the end of the day, you were with his coworkers at their hideout
As you finish up your dessert, you brush yourself off and take a look around the area
You go around to the back and see a picnic table with folding chairs all over the yard
As you approach the table, you see a few polaroids that seem to be too familiar
âWait⌠this was when we went to the cafeâŚ.â
You flip over each picture and see scribbles of writing on them
âThe ice cream wasnât as sweet as herâ
You flip over each picture and see more writing similar to the caption before and realize all of the pictures are of you
The last one you flip over is the last night you saw him
He took a picture of you talking to your cousin,,,, you slowly turn over the picture
âThis could have been meâŚâ
âThere you go again.â
You quickly put down the picture and slowly turn towards the voice
Seungcheol, all battered and bruised, is standing just 10 feet away
Cuts and scrapes are all over his face and arms, his clothes ripped and dirtied
He slowly walks towards you and you canât help but to lean against the table for support
âDo⌠what?â
He stops in front of you, his face only inches away from yours
âBeing irresistible. Weâre not even together yet and youâre already wearing my clothes?â
âWhat makes you think weâre going to get together? Do you always want to kill your potential girlfriends?â
He gently places his hand on your chin and turns your head to face him
âNo. Do you always go on a spontaneous hunt for a guy and end up almost dying?â
âThatâs not fair; I didnât know you were caught up in this shady stuff!â
â....Are you gonna walk away from it? From me?â He looks at you, a hint of desperation and anxiety in his eyes. âThatâs exactly why I told you to forget about meâ
You place both of your hands on his face, caressing his cheeks. âIf weâre gonna make this relationship work, weâre gonna have to go over some rules about secretsâ
He lights up at the word ârelationshipâ and you canât help but smile at his childlike grin
âYou gotta stop that tooâ
Heâs like ??? what do you mean
âBeing vulnerable.â And you both seal your promises with a lingering kiss that tastes like coffee ice cream
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tagged by my lesbian wine-wife @babyeds
Rules: Answer 30 questions about yourself and tag 20 people you wanna see do this too (too lazy to tag 20 tho)
Nicknames: al and ali
Gender: female
Star sign: capricorn
Height: 5'3
Sexuality: bi
Time: 2.37am
Birthday: dec 30th
Favorite band: thirty seconds to mars & all time low
Favorite solo artist: pink n lady gaga
Song stuck in your head: surprisingly none but that's probably only bc im listening to music rn
Last movie seen: (in theaters) a finnish movie y'all don't know it (in general) just my luck
Movie I want to see: the new jigsaw
Last TV show watched: riverdale
Why did you create your blog: bc i wanted to see if the it fandom would be lit
What do you post/reblog: it / stranger things / funny text posts
Last thing you googled: "what's a tater thot" lol
Other blogs: i have my personal one but i don't use it that much anymore it's @jackalltimeloww if anyone's interested tho
Why url: well uh christmas and reddie
I follow: cool people
Followers: hello ily
Average hours of sleep: too little
Lucky number: idk anymore
Instrument: what i play or my favorites??? i mean i play acoustic guitar and piano but i think violins sound really pretty my grandpa played it
What are you wearing: a pink big sweater
Dream job: singer/actress/screenwriter/director
Dream trip: california and the maldives
Favorite food: sushi
Favorite song rn: lmao im not gonna lie. rockstar by post malone and 21 savage it's so lit also it reminds me of my best friend bc it's our jam
Top three universes: well definitely not this one
Last book i read: duma key by stephen king but im currently readin IT
i tag @beepbeep-losers @donvex @sweatereddies @remushlupin @stanlons @slaytherin @queertrashmouth @turtleneckrichie @purejaeden and im too tired to think of more people now
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