#im losing my mind bruh

[king--atlas]

I did a silly little redraw of something from @witch-sweets 's Haunted Prince AU. I love their "constantly at each other's throats" dynamic a lot in this. (Original under cut btw) I hope you like it :P

I guess this is a little ironic for Valentine's Day, huh.

[awesomecoolswaggirl]

reasons why i am literally max caulfield

i'm a teenage girl with brown shoulder lengthed hair

i got bullied and called shy in school

i only have a few very close friends

i have ocd/maladaptive daydreaming disorder and i literally live in my head (yes she has these 2. i said so okay?)

i have my own weird little inside joke sayings that are probably very confusing to the average person

my nose is always bleeding for no reason

i like art/different aesthetics

i am a nerd (self proclaimed)

i use tumblr (reason enough)

i'm smart but i don't use my smarts on schoolwork/grades

i've been told i'm smart and mature for my age because i don't like partying and drinking/smoking/"regular teenager stuff" when in reality i'm just a silly girl who stays in my room all day long and doesn't see the appeal in that stuff

i'm extremely nosy and yes i will internet stalk you because you liked one of my posts

i isolate myself with music and then vent out and call it a meltdown because i physically cant cry

apparently shes in iep and i was in something like that (im homeschooled now btw)

i wear the same thing everyday and i dress very average even though i want to dress cool

i'm constantly analyzing everything around me

[mistbornthief]

wait wait wait is Zongyi going to use his med skills to save Chen Yi the ultimate besties act

[afterlife-2004]

[widevibratobitch]

uh ohhhhhh getting all in my head again aha

[volostogekiss]

VOLO FANS THIS IS SERIOUS we are one step closer to getting more volo content (although not directly game canon) and it’s gonna be voiced to a degree... (sighs dreamily. can u imagine.)

i literally don’t care about anyone or anything in pokémon masters, i only play waiting for volo to be added and???

the latest hisui event hinted so much at his arrival, i cannot wait these next few months for his very much-assured appearance

im about to launch myself off my bed right now. but anyway

what should i write to commemorate the fact we’re one step closer to VOLO CONTENT?? any suggestions??

[violentviolette]

u know its been too long since u last got laid when u take the bdsm test and ur friends only response is "jesus christ jack"

[parseisflat]

i thought immediately coming out to male friends was a way to avoid all the weird male female friendship stuff but i was wrong :////

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

🎫 here's a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other self shippers!

//No pressure!! but I hope you have a good day today anyway ^v^

AAKSSJHDISSS OKAY IM GONNA ANSWER THIS FINALLY WEEWEIWIWIWIE THANK YOU SO MUCH BY THE WAY 💞💞💞

ok so I had this thought about their physical appearances,, i think i made it obvious enough that i'm a fan of the concept of red being a little bit bulky than usual, combined with his 6'0" stature (all are my HCs) so hes like a really big bear. or.. usaring i don't know JSKSJSDHSK but yes basically that! big boy!! big pookie!!

now, now i started thinking lately what if jaide is somewhat the opposite of what red got? she's shorter and a little chubby, she buys a lot of food when she's outside and brings a lot of snacks when shes on the go and she always has a snack to offer to you if you need it :] he doesn't mind her physique and think its actually SUPER adorable - she's like a bouncy squishy ball of sunshine weeee (we'll expand on that soon)

when they're outside doing pkmn stuff together, i think jaide would beg him for a break time and he would sternly respond no, or like, "later okay?" and she would pout about it. if she saw a vending machine outside she is sure to eye on it like crazy and give him the wet dog eyes like "pookie can i get one 🥺" and he shakes his head and drags her (or even carries her) away from the vending machine and she's uueueueing (rip babygirl)

when they're at home however, or somewhere more private (basically, anywhere where red feels more comfortable) he would do everything to grab her tummy (preferably hugging her behind and latching on her waistline WEEJDHEE) and just. ~enjoy~ her presence and whatever the heck she's talking about since she likes to talk about anything related to pkmn biology aehehue and he's savoring every bit of it :] he love his chatterbox girlfriend frfrfr

and that's it :] THANK YOU FOR THE PASS WAWAWA 💞💞💞💞💞💞‼️‼️‼️

[youngmassidehoe]

Having a crush makes me insane im really willing to tear off my flesh for this mf

[modernmanblues]

excuse me while i slither my way onto your lap so i can bite you all over 😏

the damn watermark is covering up his pretty little face yet i can feel the attraction very much so 🥰😍

[eelslippers]

Whenever I see a humanoid character in media with feathered wings i be like *SNSNSNNNSNSSOOOORRRRTT* hehehe

[mystic-sanctuary]

every single part of this video punches me in the face and then i scrolled down and all the rest of the post did too what the fuck

i bet the dick is insane

[sleepitawaydear]

im rlly fucking tired of the constant anger dude

[blvckentropy]

Oh I'm livid

so salty salty

Sorry, this sounds out of context but my clip editor just blew the fck out of my mood and left me soo irritated!

[l0st-dr36m]

I dont know how to feel, what to do

juat sipping wine and listening to music, feeling lost and unsure what I am doing