#im looking at this author like 👁️👁️ I know what you are

[blog--witch]

Do you ever see the cover of a published novel and think like. Is this bfu fanfiction.

[darlingdaisyfarm]

👁️⃤ evil!Ford x reader

author note: okay im sorry for post spamming but this idea been sitting in my mind for too long and I had to write smth about it, would be glad to read your opinion on that Ford x reader dynamic!^^

so this is a bit of an au situation where evil!Ford is working with Bill now. in this version, reader is Ford’s former ex partner, someone who used to be close enough to him to know his work better than anyone else, including the equation Bill wanted from Ford in canon. Although here Ford doesn’t know the equation anymore, but you do

You’re trapped.

The chair beneath you creaks when you try to move, your wrists aching from the coldness of the handcuffs that keep your hands pinned behind your back. Your breathing is shallow from fighting, your throat feels dry from screaming, but you keep your head high. Defiance in your eyes, even as Stanford’s gaze burns holes through you.

He sits across from you with his legs spread wide and his elbows resting on his thighs, watching you. You squint, noticing a little glow of that infernal symbol on his wrist. Bill’s mark, his new goddamn religion. 

“You’re only making this harder for yourself, darling.”

You don’t answer, you won’t give him the satisfaction.

Ford leans back in his chair, tilting his head as his eyes drag slowly over you. “Still playing the martyr, i see,” he drawls, unable to hold sarcastic laugh. “you always did have a flair for the dramatic.”

“Fuck you,” you spit.

“Oh, but, sweetheart,” he says, standing now. “you don’t get it, do you? you can’t win this.”

“You think you’re protecting them,” Stanford continues. “Stanley, the twins. You think they’ll thank you for this? For your stubbornness?”

“You won’t touch them.” you answer through clenched teeth. 

Ford crosses the room in a few strides, towering over you now and it feels like his shadow is swallowing you whole. His hand comes up to grip your chin, forcing your face upward to look at him and you don’t recognise him, instead of your Ford, it’s a shadow of a man who’s sold his soul, body and mind, to something far worse than the nightmares you’re used to. Ford digs his fingers into your skin.

“Just tell me the equation, that’s all i want. you give me what i need, and this—” his eyes flick down to the cuffs, to the bruises blooming on your wrists, “—this ends.”

“Go to hell.”

His grip only tightens, and his jaw clenches. For a moment, you think he might snap, might lose that careful control he prides himself on. But to your surprise, he lets out a low, bitter laugh, releasing your chin and pacing a step away.

“Always so stubborn, it’s admirable, in a way. Stupid as fuck, but admirable. But we both know i can make you talk.”

Before you can react, his hand is in your hair, yanking your head back sharply. You gasp, your neck arching painfully as his face appears damn close you feel his breath against your lips. God, this is not how you imagined kissing Ford. Not after he joined Bill Cipher.

“What’s with that fear in your pretty eyes? I won’t bite, not unless you ask.” 

“Fuck. . . you,” you say again, but the words sound weaker this time and you hate the fact that even after Ford Pines isn’t the man you remember, you still feel attached to him.

Noticing your hesitation, Stanford’s lips curl into a smirk, and then he’s kissing you, if you can even call it that. Ford is forceful, rough, demanding, his kiss is nothing gentle, his other hand grips your jaw to keep you in place he takes what he wants, biting your lips, his tongue sweeping into your mouth and he groans when you make a pathetic muffled sound.

When he pulls back, your lips are swollen and you swear you can taste the metal, your skin burns from how hard he squeezed it.

“I can do this all night,” Ford trails his long fingers down the side of your neck, brushing the pulse that races beneath your skin. “You’ll give in eventually. . . they always do.”

“I hate you.” but you don’t believe your own words.

That truly makes Ford laugh, the way you say it so dead serious, with that cute glare when you both know it’s not like that. 

“Hate me?” he repeats in mockery, as if the very idea is absurd. His fingers tighten in your hair, pulling your head back to force your eyes to meet his. “Is that what you tell yourself to sleep at night, sweetheart?”

You glare up at him, biting down on the words that threaten to spill from your mouth.

“Funny. That’s not what my muse showed me. Not in your little head, darling.” he talks, savouring every word, enjoying your reaction as you already have panic written all over your face. “let me tell you, in there, you’re begging for it, desperate for me to fuck you.”

Your heart slams against your ribs and the air seems to vanish from your lungs. 

“All those filthy little thoughts you try so hard to hide. I had no idea my ex-lab partner was such a slut?”

You feel mad and humiliated at same time, your face burns, but you clench your jaw, refusing to give him the satisfaction of a response.

“Oh, don’t give me that look, sweetheart, we both know exactly where it’s gonna get you.”

[st6rly]

WRIO THOUGHTS??? YES SIR 🫡🫡

Okay it’s kinda cliche, but imagine being a famous criminal and having him be the one who always captures/arrests you. The banter and annoying him to no end augshsjs it’s so

And then after a while, he stops reporting you and you two just end up getting closer like that (with occasional meet ups in the prison) (you just missed him a little)

- tired

wriothesley x gn!reader warnings: reader pulls a clarity meme (iyk you know: aka falls off a bridge), can be seen as mildly suggestive but that’s not he intention, ALSO NOT PROOFREAD BC BRAINROT MODE notes: YES IM SAT. I AM SITTING. I AM STARING AND SIPPING ON THIS ASK LIKE FINE WINE. i see you tired 👁️ if i’m stuck here i shall drag you down this rabbit hole with me 🤗🤭

“why must you insist on being so difficult?”

“what’s a game of cat and mouse without a chase?” wriothesley sighed, an annoyed grimace to his face as he watched you twirl a pair of broken handcuffs around your finger; it’s the third pair of his you’ve broken this week.

“i’ve caught you how many times this past month, no scratch that, past week, alone and yet you still refuse to cut your loses,” he said through gritted teeth.

you laughed and tossed the cuffs in the air, catching them with ease before slipping them into your pocket. at this point, you had enough of these to start up a business. maybe one day you’d sneak into the prison and drop them off in a nice gift wrapped box as a little surprise for your dear friend.

“oh, don’t be that way wrio,” you cooed sweetly and walked up closer to him, “i’m just having a little fun.” you placed a hand lightly on the collar of his vest, nonchalantly finding interest in smoothening out nonexistent wrinkles. he stared at the way your hand trailed down the buttons before hooking under his chin and tilting his head to face you.

“don’t call me that,” he replied, voice lacking the usual firmness of authority.

“it’s a shame i’ve been so sloppy lately,” you hummed, lips curled into a grin, “but what can i say? i missed seeing you.” as soon as those words left your mouth, you’d backed away just as fast. you sprung up to the ledge of the bridge, balanced like an acrobat.

“as much as this has been lovely, i really must be going,” you said with a fake pout. “i’ll see you soon, yeah? can’t be without my favourite duke for too long now.”

“wait-“ you sprung off the edge as he rushed towards you, left with your laughter as a reminder of missing once again.

“shit,” he rumbled, hitting his fist against the railing. running his hand through his hair, he reached for the key ring in his back pocket, only to come up blank. instead, he pulled out a note.

prison entrance to the south when the moon is bright. maybe then you’ll get what you’re looking for ;P

“you little-“

[kanekoii]

Hear me out what about yandere krisis 👁️👁️

lyra's notes -> oughh you got me there...y'all know i love writing yandere

pairing -> yandere! krisis x gn! reader

genre -> scenario, headcanons

song -> hang tight - cybertrash & vaeo

warnings -> yandere, blood, violence, strong language. this is a work of fiction and is not meant to glorify these relationship dynamics. if you are in a relationship like this, please speak to the authorities or a professional. i'm just some guy writing what people request.

yu q. wilson ->

he's so sweet, like he's made of bloodstained sugar. he was your best friend, but sometimes he acted strangely around you in a way you couldn't exactly understand. you'd never really understand what the hell was going on behind his sparkling blue eyes when he looked at you. sometimes he would have blood and god knows what else on his clothes, but he would just quickly brush off your concerned comments. it was strange really, the way people you didn't know too well who got just a little too close would disappear in a matter of days. your friends and family would slowly cut you off out of fear that they'd disappear too, mangled and left for dead in the basement of your best friend. of course, nobody actually knew he was the one behind this, slowly pushing you closer to his own self. he wanted you all to himself, and he would stop at absolutely NOTHING to achieve that goal. eventually he'd be the only one left, leaving you confessing your love for him. it was all worth it, he had realized. as long as he had you all to himself, he'd gladly do it again.

vantacrow bringer ->

he won't let anyone get too close in the first place. nope, not happening. much like the previous hc's i wrote for yan! piochan, he's extremely violent and completely open about it. he would pass it off as him just getting jealous and going too far by "accident". part of you would begin to wonder if it was an accident when he kept doing it, continuing to leave the mangled and disgusting bodies of the people close to you in the streets. he won't give a fuck if you see, it's better off that way anyway so you can see how much you mean to him. he'll worship you like a damn deity, believing all the disgusting people you considered friends and family don't deserve you at all. they're sickening really, trying to taint you. he's just doing his job and keeping you safe from their disgusting presence and tainting your beauty and grace, and he will NOT stand for that. you're his fucking deity for god's sake (haha im very funny) and he won't allow anyone to get close to you at risk of diluting your grace.

vezalius bandage ->

oh my god i've been waiting to write this one. he's so sweet it's almost unreal, always giving out freshly baked pastries to your friends and family. the only strange thing is that he won't let you have one. it's no surprise to him when your loved ones come to him a few days later complaining to the medic of sickness. let's just say his various scalpels were stained with blood that day. that's his way of doing things, making them all depend on him for healing then simply disposing of their bodies later. sometimes he'll simply add extra arsenic or cyanide to the things he gives out and let them go quietly. as long as he has you all to himself, it doesn't really matter. he's not all violence though, he'll also make your loved ones simply cut all contact with you. the day you made your relationship with him official, he would be willing to do it all a thousand times over just to feel your kiss again.

[lemontines-writing-corner]

wally darling x TV head! reader oneshot

authors note: wally darling belongs to @/partycoffin!

Quick summary: You’re a fanatic about the culture of vaporwave that your whole wardrobe is literally 1980’s-2010’s internet style more bright neon like clothing. Even your room is so vibey! Average regular person who explored the Welcome Home Website until you spotted something odd…

You honestly lived a normal life. Spend your time working as freelance artist with a vintage semi modern like aesthetic, mix of three actually. 80’s, 90’s and early 2010’s, it peaked your interests with internet culture, how it all started and began.

Everyone always see you either walking out of the 80’s, or some other days the 90’s, or the 2010’s! Everyone probably knows you have an interesting fashion taste, but that’s because you like being colorful!

When you finished the last of your commissions, you decided to chat with your online friends as they recommended you to check out a website they found.

you: what is this website?

⭐️ aster_diaster ⭐️: idk I found it on the Reddit forum, some puppet show forgotten and there it’s a restoration website. I thought you might like it ;P 🌀🌀🍎🍎

you: oooh !! I’ll definitely check it out 😁 thanks !

Without any hesitation you clicked on the link and was introduced with a puppet sitting on the rock, you thought nothing of it as you smiled admiring the art and layout of this website. You didn’t think much of looking at the clues, because you thought it was just a website. Your internet friend didn’t give a in depth construct about it. So your initial thought was a forgotten puppet show restoring all its lost media.

“I do hope there’s going to be lost episodes releasing”, you mumbled as you scrolled through the guest book, adorned by the drawings and submissions people sent. You yawned and clicked off the website and decided to open up youtube to play something what YouTube has given to you the first song that came up was Do Ya Like x Resonance

Just as you were about to login for Pinterest to look for inspiration and save a few pins to have an idea to draw something, a notification popped on the right side of your laptop.

⭐️ aster_disaster ⭐️: 🍎 voywex. try replacing it at the end of the link from the website I showed you 🌀:)

You: oh alr-

what’s with the weird emoji uses???

⭐️ aster_disaster ⭐️: nothing much. Ha. Ha. Ha. Im waiting 🌀🌀🌀👁️

You rolled your eyes thinking they’re just playing with you, “tomfoolery” you muttered to yourself as you clicked on your history and clicked back to the website, “this is gonna be a rickroll I swear.”, or so you thought.

Upon typing the letters you were greeted with a pair of eyes staring right through your soul and told you to be quiet, then it blinked as it’s eyes then showed the two spirals. You were about to click it off as it typed on the text box quickly, “wait! Don’t go please!”, you were honestly scared but his eyes were hypnotic, the spirals started to pull you in as the spirals expanded.

You didn’t remember a single thing. Not one thing at all, but all you heard was a voice. “see you soon neighbor~” .

You suddenly woke up in the middle of the woods, hyperventilating you touched your chest and checked your pulse, you looked around to notice that everything is so colorful a bit too unreal. “I must be tripping…” you said to yourself as you stood up not even realizing how odd you looked.

“Maybe I should…explore the place?”, you started walking down the pathway as you saw a ray of houses the only one that stood out was the house in the middle surrounded by other houses. “Wait…I know this place”, your eyes widened and walked down the pathway.

There home looked at you all curious, you waved back at home as home swinged its window to say a hello, “ok….I must be dreaming am I?”, before home can even respond, you ran and went to the nearest person who is in the neighborhood.

Which was Eddie, you bumped into him as he looked at you with a shocked look and you all distraught and confused, “sorry….”, you began to pick up all his mail as he came along to pick it up as well, “no worries neighbor! Say I never seen you around here, are you new?”

Before you can say anything you heard someone screeching from behind as you were caught with a butterfly net, of course that caused one of your antennas to snap off which your screen had bugs. You were blind and tried to navigate your way to get out of this mess.

“I caught the bug! Eddie look!” Julie pointed as Eddie was in shock, “Julie I don’t think it’s a bug” Frank crossed his arms as he observed you, “they don’t have bug like features compared to Howdy”, your voice had a static as you spoke, “h…hey…I’m..n…not…a…a b…bug…h…help me” you struggled as Eddie took the butterfly net off you.

Barnaby suddenly chimed in to see the commotion, “what’s going on there fellas?”, he looked over and saw you, “oh boy new neighbor!!”, without a doubt without letting anyone speak, he picked you up and hugged you, “boy oh boy! My names Barnaby pal! What’s yours!!”.

At this point you were overwhelmed with all of this and struggled to get off. You can’t see anything nor speak because of the bugs on your screen. “I think they need to be put down”, Eddie responded as Barnaby realized what’s going on, “oopsies, sorry pal” he smiled a bit and set you down.

Frank then grabbed a piece of your antenna and put it where it belonged on your head as the bugs on your screen was gone. Now you can see and speak well, “I’ve never seen a neighbor with a head like that” Julie looked at you as everyone collectively agreed.

“What are you even talking about”, your eyes turned into three question marks, signing that your confused, “Well you’re no bug, you’re more of a tv head…” Frank circled around observing you and touched your tail, “you have a plug as a tail” he seemed interested as everyone looked at you like as if some artist drew a beautiful piece.

“Listen, I’m too overwhelmed with all of this mess. I just need to get home. This is not the time to watch me like I’m some circus animal”, you felt frustrated and overwhelmed.

“Indeed. But this is your home neighbor, I’m sorry for the behavior everyone had given you (y/n)”. You turned around and saw Wally as your screen had three explanation marks, “Sorry Wally, we were all excited to see the new neighbor”, Julie looked down as Wally walked towards you facing in front of them, “apology accepted Julie”, he smiled and looked at you.

“Indeed they are a strange one, they have a head of a tv”, you then touched your face as you were in a limbo, you couldn’t say anything and stayed in pure shock. “No worries neighbors, me and (y/n) are going to have a quick tour around the neighborhood, we don’t want to overwhelm them so for now we take baby steps”.

Before you can retaliate, everyone nodded and waved a goodbye to you as Wally looked at you…a little too comfortable as you blinked, “Uuh…so when am I going home?”, Wally hugged you as he himself is intrigued by you and your tv head self.

Boy oh boy. This might take awhile

authors note: I gave up halfway so I’m sorry if I didn’t make it that interesting-

Also Howdy and Poppy aren’t in this fanfic because I just only thought of the character of who would be outside most of the time

Here’s some concept art as an apology 💔

[shalikneez]

fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):

while reading:

- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda

- xaden scares me lowk

- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question

- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!

- omg chronic illness mc YES

- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅

- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.

- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣

- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved

- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy

- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time

- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass

- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining

- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.

- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay

- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️

- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩

- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓

- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much

- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi

- i was right 🤭

- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it

- dragon world building is so 💗💗

- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me

- i want a dragon

- i miss mira

- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf

- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon

- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded

- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too

- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here

- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3

- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨

- omg kisss!

- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN

- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning

- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics

- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍

- ok politics. i don’t care that much.

- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be

- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/

- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!

- me when the romance book is romancing 😐

- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today

- more monster dick sex. how lovely.

- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!

- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️

- omg plot

- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!

- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?

- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(

- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol

- aw xaden likes her so much. simp

- CLIFFHANGER 😮

overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D

[bigmack2go]

Since i made tjis tag i thought i might as well add onto it already so uh yeah… again: feel free to use this to explain the internet to ur parents

Emoji guide!!

💀: is like a way to laugh. Specially like a „bruh“ or „no she/he/they/you did not“, „i cant believe he/she/they/you did this“ or „there is no way they/you/she/he did this!“. Do not use this if someone died please!

😭: also a laugh. Dont ask. People use it differently but many people use it specifically when they are jokingly complaining or whining about something. Also when something is unbelievable and/or like a wheezing „what?!“ or „seriously?!“

🥺: we usually mock ppl w this saying they’re pick me (fishing for compliments)

🤠: i hate my life right now

😃😀: those are like a frozen smile and show that u highly dislike smt

🙂: im about to strangle someone and beat the shit out of them. When you need to take a deeo breath to keep cool

🙃: either mocking pedoph!les lt trying to creep someone out or saying that someone is creepy

😆: hAHa YoUrE So FuNnY (hint: youre not funny)

😁: ironically saying „look what I’ve accomplished“

🥹: is the version of „🥺“ that we actually use

🥲: can be „beautiful“ *wipes tear from eye* or like the office glance at the camera.

😇: i do not in fact have very good intentions

☺️: im gonna kill u. Kind of a „you did what now?!“ when u try to keep calm

😊: im so not okay right now and i hate my life or being proud in a bragging way

😉: make fun of pedoph!les

😌: uh-huh thats right. Im great (and u suck). OR „good girl“ yk?? Or being proud

😗: also a frozen smile kinda thing

😋: hehe mischievous

😝: mocking old ppl

🤪: ironic way of mocking pick me girls (aka girls that are fishing for compliments)

🤨: „thats what she said…“

🧐: „do you realise what youre saying??“

🤓: making a mocking voice

😎: mikedrop

🥸: are you aware that u sound like an idiot rn

🤩: IM GONNA BE A DOCTOR OR LAWYER OR SMT (i didn’t fail my maths exam for once)

😣😖: u gonna cry?/ go cry about it

😫: our generation is weird and has to make everything moaning. Sry but this is moaning.

😩: „OH COME ON!“

🤯: are you telling me you didn’t know this yet?

🥵: moking hot situations or saying „that was close“

🥶: „YOU GOT ROASTED“

😶‍🌫️: wasn me

😱: are you telling me u didn’t know this?

🤗: im so happy for u (i hate you and i don’t think u deserve shit and it’s not fair that i have smt i want. Fuck u)

🤭: you think im frightened of u?

🤔: ironic way to say „i wonder why“

🤫: i did smt haha

🤥: i did smt not-so-haha

🫠: „that was so embarrassing“ discompfot or blush or a way of showing a crush. Some people use it as that thing where j get rly angry and try to cover it up and then your eye starts twitching

🤥: haha wasn me (it totally was me and we all know it)

🫥: no ones laughing

😐😑: i cant w u

🫨: more ironic version of „🥶“

🤤: i want that

🙄😴: waiting

😮‍💨: why r u such an idiot? And why did god choose me to handle it?

😵- oh— (swallowing a laugh)

🥴: w h a t

🤢: exxeragating way to make fun of ppl

🤑: gimme gimme

🤡: u/i sound like an idiot. Also way to mock creeps

👹👺: when u make your voice all bellowish and/or come of creepy and weord

👽: he/she/they sounds like an idiot. Are they dumb? Or „girl—?“

👾: stop talking. Ur annoying and also no ones buying ur shit

✌️: often used ironically

🤌🏼: *cheffkiss*

🫰🏼🤏🏻: teeny weeny

🫴🏻: y tho

☝🏼: mhm (pretending to be an authority figure, usually in a lightly mocking way)

🖐️: oft used in combo w „😭“ to say „can i live??“

👁️👄👁️: heh

✍️: noted OR im writing u in my death note

🦶: stfu or what ur saying makes no sense

🫦: mockingly sexual

👣: ur onto smt

👀: „woOHP“ *swallows a laugh*, he said what?, offensive sideeye, looking forward to smt OR i may or me not be plning smt (im absolutely planning smt) aka what i says has double meaning

🗣️: no one wants to hear your bullshit

👼: opposite as 😇

💆: this isnt a massage. This is me desperatly holding my demples and taking deep breaths so i dont kill anyone

💅: fab. Its also kind of slang/ hidden way to say „gay“ and do the handflick thingy. At least it used to be idk

🧑‍🦯: ur not making any sense

🧍‍♀️: someone spunds like an idiot or idk what to do w myself/ this sotuation

🕴️: you are about to break into dancing

🕺💃: vibing w music

🎩/🎓: used to be like „ha look how smart i am because of tjis one thing i got right“ in a nonserious way but no one rly uses it anymore

💍: marry me (obv) but like in an easy way. You had a good idea and im flashed by it so im exerragating your genious so much i want to marry u. Thats just an example obv

👑: u dropped this

🦄: delulu

✨: to make a word fancy like precenting a banner u put one of these at the beginning and end of the word/phrase/sentence. This can br sarcastic or serious. In quarantine many people used this as general quote unquote marks

🌚🌝: hehe

🔥: pften used by bro-pal-guy-jocks to push a post by comenting

[pumpkinmetaphor]

i'm going to lose it. A FOOTBALL? OOTORI KYOYA? A FOOTBALL??????? THAT MAN WOULDN'T GO BAREFOOT ON DIRT UNLESS BRIBED TO. oh the genre of bad fanfic where all the other characters in the media just disappear or become super ooc to focus on the main couple....... im sure ff.net HAS good fic around, but as an author uploading yourself to ff.net and nowhere else isn't even shooting yourself in the foot, that's like amputating your whole leg

kaoru so would live out his teenage gacha dreams by dressing him up as his alternate mafia boss self for halloween ur so right. kyoya think it's weird how kaoru seems to have an EXACT idea of what he needs to wear and how to style him for an idea that was relatively last minute. he finds it even weirder when kaoru, both completely serious and trying not to laugh, grabs a makeup brush and starts drawing a fake scar on him. he thinks the tax evasion part is pretty sick, just can't for the life of him figure out why kaoru's so insistent on him wearing 6 inch mens platform boots.

(i think he'd get a little too caught up in the mafia boss dream and end up making kyoya like 7"2 in his animatics)

after kaoru's done dressing up kyoya he just puts his arms around kyoyas neck and stares at him dead eyed. not trying to kiss him or anything literally just taking it all in like 👁️_👁️

I think it's because men can't talk about their feelings unless there's four foot of dirt between them and they're slowly kicking a ball to each other while not making eye contact. JOKE. But also my experience. You know what, maybe that's what Kyoya and Kaoru need after all.

I've been cackling at 👁️_👁️ Kaoru's thousand yard autism stare awakened. Kind of look Kyoya gets when he groggily wakes up at 11am and Kaoru's been waiting since 9am for him to wake up.

Kyoya tries to get any more information out of him for why he wanted this specific outfit so bad and Kaoru's like pshhhh...it's cool I'm chill it's nbd...btw how difficult would it be for you to pick me up right now? And Kyoya's like these are 6 inch heels.

[moonlight-fan2008]

Moonlight rewatch for millionth time

Episode 7 random thoughts and feelings I had while rewatching again: cause I’m bored and have nothing else to do or watch. And I love this show

And Steve is gone again

More tidbits of Mick’s human life; I take it he was an only child since he said my parents would take me here (Franklin hotel) for bunch after church on Sundays and not my brother/sister/siblings and I

Flashback also reveals he musical abilities playing guitar and being the lead singer of a band

It’s very interesting how the mind screws with you when it comes to trauma. Coraline kidnapped and terrorized Beth as a child and she doesn’t remember Coraline at all when she meets her as Morgan and doesn’t really have any hostile feelings towards her until she knows she’s is Coraline. However Beth instantly knew Mick upon seeing him again as an adult.

“Was she dead?” Love how blunt Josef is

“Beth doesn’t remember me from back then and I’m the one who rescued her.” She technically remembers you but (and I still love him) you kind of gaslighted her when it came to that

Josef was four in 1603 making his birth year 1599

I like how comfortable Beth is with Mick and just like walks into his office

I’ve only now realized the flashback at Coraline’s home is mainly in black in white and only a few characters are shown in color and are primarily those wearing red. Ex: Coraline in her red dress, Mick and his band mates with their matching red Hawaiian shirt with the white hibiscus flowers, the fire from the tiki torches, etc

“I have a 50’s thing I’m trying to shake” very on the nose Coraline

According to WIKI: “Remembrance of Things Past, and sometimes referred to in French as La Recherche (The Search), is a novel in seven volumes by French author Marcel Proust. This early 20th-century work is his most prominent, known both for its length and its theme of involuntary memory. The most famous example of this is the "episode of the madeleine", which occurs early in the first volume.”

I like how Mick and Beth are bouncing ideas off each other and Coraline is just there like 👁️👄👁️ you weren’t supposed to figure this out so quickly or together

“Coraline did not come back from the dead to exact revenge on you” oh Josef how wrong you were

“You need to let her go” immediately followed up by Mick in fact not letting her go

Idk why but I always thought she was putting her hand on his knee but she’s actually grabbing his hand/wrist

“You’re jealous” Mick smiling ☺️

“Don’t touch anything” proceeds to touch things

Is the ice breath thing a thing Mick has or do you think other vamps can do it too?

I know Coraline is partly manipulative because she grew up and lived during times where woman were not treated fairly or had basic rights and I have a semi head-canon she may have been pressured by her brothers or at least Lance to be a courtesan but like you’d think she’d try and not play mind games with people after a certain point. Im sure Mick’s not the first one to try and break things off with her because they’re tired of her shit

I feel like Cynthia was probably the one who Beth was talking to when she was talking to “Morgan’s” family

“Next time I’ll find a Beverly Hills thief” Mick is sassy and Josef’s little “thanks” back

“You got your cameras back this case is over” Josef was saying that to Morgan but is looking at Mick

Is Mick taking a picture here? Or is he just randomly shining a light on his hand? He sits down grabs something from the table, the light flashes off then he sets something in his lap

I know Josef is not interested in going back to the human world but I wonder if there’s anything that is solely made for humans (ie tanning bed) or modern day food he’d like to try

This is supposed to be Hank right? That’s what I always thought

For someone with super senses and reflexes Mick sure does get his butt kicked a lot

Another flashback that’s in black and white save for candles burning

“Were you disappointed?” And Mick stays silent but that says more than words

Again I like that they don’t drag out certain plot points like Morgan and Coraline are the same person.

[1orbitxjupiter]

Store robber x male reader

-currently at 11o clock at night-

*Your standing at register waiting for more people to come in*

*You thought to urself*

(Geez is so frickin late, I should leave since no one else is coming anytime soon but I have to get my hours in😒)

*As you continue to mumble to urself*

*The door swings open*

-An unknown robber barges into the store with a GUN😱-

The robber speaks and says "I'm pretty sure you know how this goes in the movies so-"

He points the gun

"Gimme whatever's in the register"

*you stand there surprised but not surprised at the same time*

*You nod and open the register calmly*

*As the robber let down his guard...that was your chance*

*You quickly try to take off the robber mask so you can at least identify him to the police*

*the robber freaks out*

*But as soon as you take of the mask you were shocked*

*then without thinking you said*

"Damn you kinda fine-"

*the robber is FLABBERGASTED but then he took a closer look at you and said* "I'm not gay or anything but..your attractive too,not gonna lie.."

*at this point a few minutes passed and it's already 12 o clock*

*Both of you are tired*

*Then*

*Magically both of you guys thought of the idea to kiss.*

*You slowly leaned in, including the robber*

*he dropped his gun on the floor*

**And shared a kiss which started as a peck*

*Turned into A WHOLE FUCKING MAKE OUT SESSION ON THE COUNTER*

-at this moment-

*You had the robber on the counter and while hugging his sides yall were making out WITH THE TOUNGE AND ALL*

*you both were moaning while kissing*

*You kiss his neck and give hickeys at the same time*

*He clenched onto you with pleasure*

*Apparently

He enjoyed a little too much.. since you felt something hard poking you*

*you decided to "help" with that*

*You unzip hai pants with your teeth*

(It's easier since he's on the counter)

*Then you pull down his undergarment so atleast his member can come out*

*he misses at the slightly cool air, but thats quickly solved a you slowly put your mouth on it*

*he lets out a sigh that's mixed with moan of pleasure*

*you at first take all of it in in your mouth, but slowly bring to head to his tip

You also feel it throbing in your mouth*

(Author note-IM SORRY THAT THEY'RE NOT SPEAKING MUCH--)

*The robbers legs start to shake with excitement,he starts to breath heavily while throwing his head back*

"Please keep going..just like that~"

*You bob your head faster while sucking slightly harder*

*The robber covers his face with his arm,while making the most erotic sounds, which means he's almost close*

But little did these two know, a customer was in the store listening to what was happening the shopper but scared to confront the two 👁️👁️

And for the rest of the night that customer had a whole show

Ok guys I'ma be honest I'm not sure if I wrote this story that well

I WAS ORIGINALLY PLANNING FOR THEM TO JUST BE KISSIN BUT IDK WTF HAPPENED

This was NOT SUPPOSED BE SMUT BUT OH WELL 🤷🏾

[astrobiche]

Astro notes 11 🦜

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🦜10h / 8h saturn may fear authority. But 10h saturn may be too too disciplined that they end up being authority figures themselves at some point

🦜8h /12h/ 6h moons can be subject to psychosomatic symptoms

🦜Mercury conjunct pluto natives may be able to focus on one topic for a long time like 👁️👄👁️

🦜3h jupiter could talk a lot/go to many schools as a kid/get lucky in school

🦜2h uranus, unpredictable spending habits/ getting money out of nowhere

🦜4h saturn, home could feel restricting

🦜8h mars/pluto's anger tho 😬 scary

🦜Moon conj/sextile/trine uranus can intuitively know how to handle technology, they can learn to code for example very quickly

🦜Synastry : moon conjunct/sextile/trine mercury : thinking about how the other makes u feel a lot or voicing it

🦜 Too much fire in a chart can make initiative hard instead of making it easy : they have too much drive but without some earth in the chart or saturn aspects, they could struggle to find an outlet to their passion and enthusiasm, having it scattered everywhere

🦜8h moons' mothers may have had a very very tough life, hence why they could seem controlling. They have seen and experienced things they dont want their kid to go through

🦜Moon - pluto feel the need to "evacuate" their feelings through physical activity, transmuting all those intense feelings

🦜4h taurus/libra/venus have an eye for decor

🦜3h mars could grow up competing w their sibling over something like their parents attention. Maybe their sibling views them as a competition which could lead to fights and tension

🦜Where u have 29° is what you re famous for doing well, what you want to be recognized for and what you get usually praised for. For example i have 29° virgo mars and im known for how efficient and meticulous i work and for how i move. Even people who have never talked to me personally know me for one of these two things. Alexa demi has a 29° venus and is known fof her style and beauty.

🦜 I noticed that some actors get casted for roles that represent their charts archetype, either developed or undeveloped and they get very famous doing it because they play it so naturally

Example : zendaya (virgo) being casted for Rue in euphoria, escapism tendencies (pisces sister sign) and panic attacks/anxiety. She literally looks like so many virgo suns I know

++ Being casted for the role of a stalker in You and getting so famous for it, hes a scorpio stellium

🦜10h/6h the difference imo :

10h is who you are/seem to be to people at work who dont know you yet/ your superiors

6h is who you are/seem to be to colleages you interact with a lot/your equals

🦜Cap placement parents are all about teaching their kids lessons you could be talking about apples and they tell u that u never eat them and they contain pectin and health benefits

🦜Cap + aqua placements in a parent chart can be conflicted with how they wanna raise their kids "i gotta be stricter! Am i being too strict?"

🦜Virgo mars can have their bedroom turned upside down messy af yet they have a to-do note on their work laptop with files neatly organized by project (calling myself out)

🦜Moon quintile pluto : their powerful emotions can fuel their talent and be source of inspiration for their artistic work

[rinadragomir]

Not to defend Julie Plec (perish the though ugh), but Elena and Damon did also end up together in the books, so I think she wouldn’t do that? Then again, the last TVD book (the one with the endgame) actually came out after the show had already had several seasons… so maybe Plec just got lucky that the two matched? Who knows.

I know that at least originally she wasn’t going to follow the books (she said Elena was gonna end up with Matt, ugh again), and tbh the whole show is a reflection of that. I would say that maybe this time she’s doing a better job, but honestly she keeps demonstrating the opposite.

I think TVD just got lucky because the books weren’t great to start with, and thanks to sometimes great and other times good writers the show was better. But yeah, Plec has been erasing characters’ origins, culture, and backstories since then (and we don’t know, maybe even before).

For example, the TVD show only mentions once that Stefan and Damon had Italian ancestors, and that while that is true (and constantly ignored) Stefan and Damon were born in America. In the books, though, they were Italian. They had around five hundred years, they were born during the Italian Renaissance, and I remember at least Damon occasionally speaking some Italian.

Admittedly, LJS (the novels’ author) didn’t explore Damon and Stefan’s cultural heritage much (in my opinion), but that didn’t give Plec a free pass to erase it. Actually, it could have given her a good motivation to do better. But then again, she can only screw things up.

No fucking way😦

So ... it's THE SECOND TIME she says:

I know the USA, England and...Asia...Asia is the country right? And um.... some European white rich shit no one cares about anyway

Thank you for giving the information about that Damon/Elena thing, now I feel like I can hope again🥺 So it's like 90% that Rose stays with Dimitri right?🥺 right?

But the problem is not TVD, the problem is that another white american woman who never left her county and believes that the world looks like this

tells me she knows about diversity more than me so I should just shut up and swallow everything she spat in my face. White american woman who screams about diversity and then hires an american girl(beautiful talented baby, but it's not about her, shes just doing her job, she really tries her best🥺) to play Turkish girl, cause u know we have THAT MUCH TURKISH REPRESENTATION in American tv THAT I can't even remember one fucking show.

And let's not forget she said "Why Romanian language if we can create our own?" 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂Like....SMART PEOPLE ALREADY MADE ALL THE WORK, JUST TAKE IT AND SAY THANK YOU but no of course not

Where I'm going with this: even if Julie Plec didn't fuck up TVD as hard as she could, even if she was trying to make things look like in canon, it doesn't mean she won't fuck up VA.

She already did the worst job with the diversity part, why won't she fuck up something else? I've watched the trailer and the only good thing about it was that its focused on Lissa/Rose friendship, which is really cool. (okay Romitri is also hot, god im so weak😭✋). Okay maybe effects also weren't that bad, they spent like 12$ on this show and effects look like they spent 30$

Cause everything else is just: 1)wtf is that plot, I don't understand what's going on actually why Lissa's going to be a queen in 1 season I'm so lost.

2) Lissa's mental problems where👁️👁️u can say BUT RINA THIS IS JUST A TRAILER u can't say anything about a show just watching a trailer, maybe it's there. And I'll answer: google why humanity came up with trailers, THEIR ONLY PURPOSE is to show you what the product is about, so you can give an opinion about the series before its release.

3)u know what's also lost? the atmosphere✨. Slavic aesthetic is what made the books so unique, look at the Shadow and Bone tv show - THAT what we could have. But what do we have in reality?

Please don't think I'm mad at you or something 🥺 you're precious angel for explaining everything, I made this so people can understand that first TVD seasons being a.... kinda interesting content is not a proof of Julie being good at her job.

Her brain is getting smaller every six months, it's in wiki look