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Joey gets drowned in the pool

Joey Woods seems like he'd be pretty easy to make in Sims 2 actually

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand fedora Kyoya. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fashion design most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also fedora Kyoya's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Vogue and Cosmo, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike fedora Kyoya truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in fedora Kyoya's existencial catchphrase "hewwo pwincess ;)," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hatori Bisco's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a fedora Kyoya tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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these 2 sure do spend a lot of time studying together

Reference image bisco hatori behind the scenes ch7

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How could you think Joey Woods wasn't fine enough for us to speculate 💔 ts shit pmo me off 💔

FINE????

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every time someone else votes on the poll I'm like oh wow...people really read this. and close enough to have opinions on Joseph "my father never called me Joey" Woods

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hm...well this one is on me

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Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club

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let's go for 3/3

Thinking about @pumpkinmetaphor’s Okay, Cupid and like

I’m just picture Karou “I’ve seen you ground planes! I’ve seen you threaten to destabilise entire companies over a grudge!” Hitachiin sees Kyoya in London and he’s all

Karou: “How are you here?”

Kyoya: “I talked to my dad”

And then karou’s just like *fuq* You ~*LIKE LIKE*~ me…..

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haruhi

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Cringetober Day 10: Ship Dynamic

Featuring two serious people and their dumbass! (Or alternatively, two cats and their golden retriever)

Prompt list beneath the cut! vvvv

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Day 11. Uniform

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where's that one anon who was like "i'm not a kyokao fan but they're the only ones who usually get kaoru accurate" because i thought they were exaggerating at first but no they're right. i tried a kyokao longfic and it's like cold water at 3 am. i'm finally seeing kaoru in character and not acting like a 7 year old with a broken leg. my boy is finally being given permission to bite, this shit slaps

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Welcome to Ouran High School Host Club, this is the heroine Haruhi Fujioka ☺️ she's very level headed

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ive been thinking about portal a lot lately and i cannot help but mindlessly mash together any two things i enjoy

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kyokao <3

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I love conventionally attractive animated men