pumpkinmetaphor

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Start with me and the world will be

even bigger than ever before✨

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"Kiss Kiss Fall in Love~"

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Nina wants me to pretend this is a democracy

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pope mobile kinda looking like the carriage if i'm being honest

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I think I'm gonna kill myself

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The Consequences Of My Actions: A Fun Interactive Game For Citizens Like You And Me

:/

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They were the blueprint!

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me and my friends at lunch comic

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got it. I hate you.

Great job! You solved the riddle!

The next day, the barber goes back to the market. A customer comes up to him and says, "I know you had 23 pieces of bread on you yesterday." He then gives the baker a piece of paper saying "Zxk vlr tofqb Glbv Tllap u obxabo pjrq MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB".

What could this possibly mean? (The car that killed the family of 4 earlier catches up to me and I am brutally ran over and die on impact)

I'd ask why the barber is here now but you appear to be dead...rip

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bake/rwhatthehekl.man why would he do that i doktegen have insurancesomeone arretsthat man hespitting civilian lives in danger

you're dying so loudly I can't solve the riddle

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bake/ Mfwhat the fjckman i didnt even haveinsuranceadn you ran me over why tould you do that someone arrest thatman whattheuf

there's someone dying in my inbox

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Great job! You solved the riddle!

The next day, the barber goes back to the market. A customer comes up to him and says, "I know you had 23 pieces of bread on you yesterday." He then gives the baker a piece of paper saying "Zxk vlr tofqb Glbv Tllap u obxabo pjrq MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB MIBXPB".

What could this possibly mean? (The car that killed the family of 4 earlier catches up to me and I am brutally ran over and die on impact)

I'd ask why the barber is here now but you appear to be dead...rip

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One +++++#£ in a pack

23?

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You know what how about we have a fresh do-over. The baker goes back the next day to the market with a set of 20 +++++#£s.

A customer from the previous day comes in and horrifically regurgigates from their digestive system 2 +++++#£s and hands them to the baker.

A family of 4 get struck in a fatal car crash nearby, unfortunately resulting in 2 heartbreaking fatalities.

Another customer buys 5 packs of +++++#£ from the baker.

A customer from the previous day returns and gives back 6 +++++#£s to the baker, citing that they were spoiled.

This was not a good day for the baker. However, how many +++++#£s does the baker come home with at the end of the day?

how many +++++#£s are in a pack

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Less than that.

I know it's a riddle so there's some trick to it but... I'm lost

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solve the goddamn riddle for a prize you leaker

It can't be 31.8. who is baking .8 of a +++++#£. What have I done wrong