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literally in tears over this picture. he's giving me a hug,,,,,,,,
#im like 99% sure this is a#false potato beetle#but i could be wrong :0#i took sooooo many pictures of him he was such a nice bug....#dummy couldnt figure out how to get off my fence and was too lazy to fly#so i put him in the hills :V#bug#bugs#beetles#my pictures
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[image id: four kittens standing in a line. text reads "im crochet! im felting! im knitting! and im tunisian crochet! and we're the fiber arts sisters!"]
#crochet#needle felting#knitting#tunisian crochet#fiber art#im like 99% sure felting is considered a fiber art
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#another from the drafts. even though im like 99% sure i did post this?? but have it again anyway haha#interview with the vampire#iwtv#sam reid#jacob anderson#loustat#iwtv funny#my attempt at it anyway#iwtv crack#mp#my gifs
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If I was Andrew Minyard's doctor I would prescribe him daily Neil Josten kisses
#im like 99% sure it can solve 99% of Andrew problems#even the Neil induced problems#plus#he seriously deserves it#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#the kings men#tkm#the foxhole court
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Imagining the airplane extras in the Shang Twins au is so funny because imagine you think finally your brother is standing up to this demon thats been running you to ground and all he does is pinch his cheeks and say the most wild incoherent shit known to man before leaving
#svsss#shang qinghua#mobei jun#moshang#scum villian self saving system#scum villains self saving system#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#Shang twins#Shang brothers#I would also lose it if i was in his shoes but also throughout all this im 99 percent sure OG SQH still knows his brother is still into MBJ#like at first hes like HAHA FINALLY YOU GOT OVER HIM and then he winds down and says how cool he is after demanding mbj to call him daddy#like i would also be so tired#btw Airplane bro was the one that went to save Mobei and was the only one invited#OG Shang Qinghua popped in to save his brother because as a conniving bastard himself he knew Linguang Jun was plotting#my art#nibbelraz
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Cmon
#im tipsy#art#my art#i tried#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#deku#bakugou#katauki bakugou#bnha bakugou#bakudeku#Im like 99% sure this isn’t finished but I’m feeling pretty lit rn lmao jk ha idk#bkdk#mha
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thinking about how in episode five, edwin fixes charles collar which was a form of courting back in the 1910s
#they make me ILL#and im like 99% sure charles does that in later episodes#anyways stream dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#dead boy detectives#dbd#edwin and charles
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4 words
Hard dick
Grey Sweatpants
exactly. you get me.
Summary: Eddie’s thrilled to finally have his own place. Or at least, mostly his, since he does have a new roommate. A roommate that’s starting to give him some troubles, since she can’t seem to keep it down, and the walls aren’t all that thick. But, maybe she doesn’t actually mind all that much?
WC: ~1.8k
Tags: Roommates to lovers, mutual pining, a touch of emotional angst, fem!reader, 2nd POV, surprisingly un-smutty, cliffhanger, but still, exhibitionism, voyuerism, daddy kink, f!masturbation, vibrator use, mentioned m!masturbation, dry humping, bondage, heavy dom/sub undertones, implied oral (m!receiving)
“I’m gonna have to fucking move out. That’s my only option.” Eddie rests his forehead against the cool metal of the table in front of him with a thump.
“Don’t be so dramatic, I’m sure there’s something else you two can work out!”
“He has plenty of options, Stevie, however he is incapable of all of them because they include talking to pretty girls, something Edward Munson clearly has a chronic phobia of,” Robin chimes in as she lifts a french fry to her mouth. Eddie rolls his eyes despite knowing she can’t see them and lets out a long groan.
“What would I even say to her?? ‘Hey by the way, our apartment has the thinnest fucking walls in existence and I can hear every time you get off and it keeps getting me fucking hard so I would appreciate if you could not!’”
Steve makes an indigent sound. “Wait, hold your horses, you never mentioned this was a mutual thing Munson! This isn’t just a noise complaint, this is you dragging your roommate into your kink escapades, handcuffs on the wall guy!-“ He’s cut off by Robin bursting into laughter and throwing a playful punch to his arm.
Eddie grumbles a complaint and looks upwards just to fold his arms across his chest in annoyance. A pout crosses his face as Steve chuckles with Robin. “In my defense, it’s not like she didn’t get there on her own just fine,” he mutters, giving another roll of his eyes.
Robins jaw drops, “Wait, hold on, what?” Steve’s eyes fly between Eddie and Robin as he tries to puzzle out Eddie’s statement, his hand frozen over the basket of fries he was reaching into.
Now it’s Eddie turn to laugh, just glad he can finally find some humor out of this interaction with his friends. “I know I told you guys she was the total innocent type when I moved in, but, based on what I’ve been hearing… I assumed wrong,” he says with a smirk. He looks between Steve and Robin, both of them stunned into silence for a moment while Eddie takes another sip of his drink. “It would be easier if she was like, a vanilla girl or something, but god help me, I’m not allowed a bit of that Munson luck for once in my life. I just get to listen to her practically begging to be taken while knowing she’s not actually mine to be taken.”
Robin’s thoughts finally seem to reboot as she gives a clearing shake to her head. Steve shoots a nervous glance around them, trying to make sure there’s no children in range who could possibly overhear this, while she takes a long slurp from her milkshake. “Okay, but consider, could she be?”
Eddie raises an eyebrow. “Could she be what?”
“Yours for the taking, dummy. If you’re really.. overhearing as often as you say you are, there’s no way someone else has a claim on her, right? I fail to see the blockage here. Besides the you part of the equation, but that’s fixable bud!”
“Hey! First of all, ouch, my ego! Second of all, I’m not gonna fuck my roommate. I’m not even going to ask to fuck my roommate, because that’s weird and like you said I’m me!” Eddie scoffs and downs the rest of his soda. “Neither of you are helpful, and I’m not spending the last 13 minutes of my lunch break being made fun of,” he climbs out of his seat and pulls on his jacket, “Sayonara, suckers!” He turns to leave, but Steve grabs him by the sleeve.
“Eddie. Look, I know Robin and I joke, but seriously. I’ve seen how you look at her and how she looks at you. You’re not as bad as you think, you know that? This isn’t Hawkins High anymore, you’re not ‘The Freak’, you’re Eddie Munson, the cool metal-rocker she shares an apartment with.” Eddie shoots him an unimpressed stare. “I’m not saying do anything you don’t want to, okay? Just… keep your options open, okay?” Steve pulls away from Eddie to scratch the nape of his neck nervously. Eddie nods and sidesteps around him, leaving Steve to depart back to Robin while he briskly makes the 10 minute walk back to the garage.
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By the time Eddie makes it home from work his roommate is already holed up in their room, but when Eddie enters his shared-wall bedroom, he is met with silence on her end.
He tosses his jacket off and flops onto the bed, a heavy sigh escaping his lips as he reflects on his day. Work was the usual, a few bitchy customers but nothing out of the ordinary. It’s his lunch with Robin and Steve that’s really eating at him, running circles around his mind and planting ideas in his head that previously he would have only entertained as fantasies. He hates it, how dirty it makes him feel, to imagine his innocent, introverted roommate pinned underneath him and making those sweet mewling sounds at his touch instead of her own, but he can only suppress his urges for so long, especially when he hears the mechanical buzzing start sounding through the wall.
They didn’t necessarily start as dirty thoughts. At first, he was imagining making dinner for you, stirring a big pot of mac and cheese while you sat next to him atop the counter, legs swinging back and forth while he let you ramble your day just to enjoy the sound of your voice in his ears. Then it shifted to eating the dinner in front of TV, you curled up into his side while you ate and giggled at one of the cheesy rom-coms you roped him into watching. Then he was placing a kiss on your cheek just to watch you get flustered, and you were getting brave and leaning in for a full kiss, and if he squeezed his eyes shut he could imagine the sighs coming from the other room were his to inhale. His breath to steal from your lips as he trailed down your neck, marking you with red and purple fireworks until there was no covering up how he was corrupting your innocence. His.
A high-pitched whimper snapped him out of his daydreams, followed by a harsh huff. He barely had time to register that the whirring sound had ceased when a knock came from his door as it was nudged open.
“Hey Eddie? Do you have any batteries I can borrow?” Eddie flies up to a sitting position, making eye contact with the meek figure standing in his doorway. You’ve got a blanket wrapped around your body, held together with a tight grip in the front to keep yourself completely covered. Or, almost completely covered, because the blanket bunches behind you as you shuffle, revealing your bare legs up to the tops of your knees. Eddie can’t seem to keep his eyes on yours anymore.
You shift uncomfortably under his gaze, but take a step into the room, not away. “Eddie, you’re… staring,” you take another step forward, “This.. might seem a bit weird, but I really like those pants on you. Especially like this.”
Eddie lets out a high pitched squeak as he takes in his own grey sweatpants, and the outline of his erection that clearly showing through them. He lurches to grab a nearby pillow to cover himself, but a hand around his wrist stops him. In front of him, you’ve allowed the blanket to fall away in favor of halting his movement, revealing yourself to be nothing but a pair a white cotton panties with a very visible wet splotch. “Just wait a second,” you release his hand and lean over to shut his door and lock it. When you turn back around, Eddie is wide-eyed and disheveled, as if starstruck by you. “I was gonna let you make the first move with all of this, but I think the endorphin rush has got me all confident, so I’m just gonna go for it,” You return to Eddie’s bedside and place one hand on each of his shoulders before swinging your leg across his lap and sitting directly atop him, laying your crotch right on his.
Eddie gasps and involuntarily bucks his hips upwards at the sudden pressure, further encouraging you. “I know you’ve been listening to me. The thin walls thing goes both ways, I can hear when you get off with me. Was hoping you wouldn’t make me ask for it, but I can’t wait anymore,” you whisper in his ear as you begin to grind, rutting your hips against his to stimulate your clit. You sigh happily at the feeling of his hands trailing up your back, glad to finally receive his warm touch, but his grip on your waist is quick to turn harsh as he forces your movement to stop. You’re ripped away from him as he flips you over, pushing you to your back so he can place his weight on your own.
“You wanted me to ask? All this time, all I had to do was ask?” He gathers both your wrists in one hand and pins them above your head while the other finds purchase pinching and pulling at your exposed nipple, triggering you to whine and squirm under him. His eyes meet yours again, and the uncharacteristically dark look in them sends a shiver through you. “God, darling, I am going to make you beg. Trust me, when I’m done with you, there will be no asking, just you pleading for mercy.” He releases your hands and pulls away from your breasts to unbuckle his belt and tug it off, fastening it into a set a restraints that you willingly slip your wrists through. “Safeword is Metallica. You can’t talk, you slap me twice anywhere. Either way, that’s the only way this stops. Am I clear?” You nod as a response, but a soft palm cradles your cheek and lifts your chin upwards.
“Words, princess. While you still have them.” His thumb strokes a soothing pattern along your jaw.
You can feel your heartbeat racing, and the fuzzy feeling in your head makes a full sentence hard to put together, but the gentle touch lures you to a moment of grounding. “Yes, I understand Eddie. Metallica or two slaps if I can’t take anymore.”
He snickers and gives a gentle pat to your cheek before pulling back. “Make that a ‘sir’ or a ‘daddy’ next time, sweet girl.” He climbs off from on top of you to tug off his t-shirt and sweats, leaving his inked skin and hairy chest for you to ogle at. You tug on your restraints with a slight whine, disappointed by your inability to reach out and touch him.
“On your knees, baby. Your hands may be indisposed, but I can still put that useful little mouth of yours to work.” Eddie pulls his boxers off from around his ankles and tosses them behind him as he stands at the edge of the bed. You shuffle towards him eagerly.
“Yes daddy.”
#im like 99% sure this will get a part 2 btw!!#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson drabble#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson x you#sub!reader#dom!eddie munson#eddie munson x reader smut#eddie munson smut#eddie x y/n#eddie munson blurb
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Ai Di & Chen Yi wearing ✨ matching colors ✨
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chaing tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userrain#userspicy#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#i'd like to thank the 3 minutes they were shown in the special ep for the green fits#and would also like to curse those 3 minutes of the special ep for that lighting#me looking at these gifs: ........wow these guys are freaks huh#(i love them)#THIRD GIF COUNTS BECAUSE IM 99% SURE THE HOODIE CHEN YI IS WEARING IS THE BLUE ONE FROM THE FIRST GIF
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#fallout new vegas#fonv#new vegas#yes man#courier six#yes man x courier six#look im a yes man truther day one#but im like 99% sure that he can't say no to anybody#all it would take would be one NCR chucklefuck telling yes man to put me out of my misery#and my poor baby girl would be forced to Benny Gecko my ass back into the cold earth
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Chat. Chat i am begging you.
I’ve said it three times and I will say it again, Inv uses they/them and doesn’t mind any pronouns, but Saint only uses they/them! Stop misgendering them! Please! 😭😭😭
#I’m honestly not sure how so many people started using he/him#Also like#why not she#im like 99% sure nobody has ever used she/her for my saint#But they’re more feminine than masculine#So like if you were GOING to misgender them#Why use he/him???#What is going on here
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frye inspires this sort of manic "i can do whatever i want" kinda will in people and god. I sure did do whatever I wanted here
#splatoon#frye onaga#my stuff#this is my belated inktober 4 offering#this was not meant to take this long. it just kept going#i think.. individually every piece stands on its own and then when you combine them its like a fever drean#my favorite's the chocolate one. i think shes so cute there#peep the foil embossed signature like its some sort of in-universe merch postcard thing lmao#(also side note her signature?? im 99% sure is meant to be a little eel. thats so cute its not fair)#anyway yes i did want every piece to be a different style#so if youre reading this far. youve gotta read a little bit more.#but ive got the splatfest style(chocolate)#ballpoint pen doodle that got too out of hand(summerfes)#i wanna make her as shiny as physically possible(splatoween)#official 2d(big sticky in the middle)#quick sharpie/highlighter on post it(sweets)#and as.. smooth? we'll go with smooth render as i could manage(polaroid)#then to fill in the empty space i put in bits of scenery that related to frye#namely the studio(top) splatsville(middle; very small) and her boss arena(bottom)#those were super fun to do i forgot how fun it was to just block out environments like that til now#anyway its 2 am so im just gonna pass out now. enjoy Miss Onaga Herself and goodnight
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to be fair, in my defense, i thought it would be funny!
reminder my commissions are open :D
#my post#my art#dsmp#dream smp#mcyt#tommyinnit#ctommy#ive tried for HOURS to track down when this quote is from. like im 99% sure its from new lmanberg/ exile conflict. but im not positive#so i guessed and drew tommy w my nlm design lol#having 25 different outfits for ctommy is all fun and games until you have to know EXACTLY when each drawing u do takes place in order to#draw the right one
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betty flirts with him the way we talk about him (he loves it)
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in case you’re having a hard time <3 i filmed these clips in giverny, monet’s hometown, i think waking up at 6 a.m. and going for a walk there was the closest i’ve gotten to peace in such a long time :,) ft. my favorite poem by mary oliver
#life is so#challenging these days to say the least#here is our reminder that loving someone is never a loss#im like 99% sure tumblr will ruin the quality but whatever
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I'm confused. Who or what is lbm
hes just a lil guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hes a random little guy made by @tourettesdog, meant to be the wormified version of Danny Phantom, from the show of the same name. Im not entirely certain what his backstory is, or if he has one.
(^^^ someone pls correct me if im wrong)
#i actually dont know what the first lbm post is despite many attempts to find it#im 99% sure tourettesdog is the creator#i drew him one (1) time because i thought he looked cute and fun to draw and then everyone liked it and now here we all are
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