#im kind of obsessed with him highkey

[nonpoppie]

played the space train anime game . guess who i fixated on

[gabessquishytum]

SLEAZY PICKUP ARTIST HOB GOING INSANE AND BUYING DREAM'S BATH WATER.....ok well NOW im thinking of Influencer Dream whos only in the business to get sponsorship for his music+artsy pursuits. Hes got a couple million followers on instagram, tiktok and twitter handled mostly through his friends and agents Jessamy and Lucienne. He barely knows Hob exists but Hob's highkey OBSESSED with him; always claiming in his podcasts that he could get Dream so easily dickmatized if he could just give him one chance...boasting he could get Dream hooked if only Dream would give him the time of day (derogatory) (in denial). Like hes so sleazy about it its actually lowkey creepy.

Theyve interacted ONCE bc they both support queer rights and live in the same district(???) So theyve both participated in a tiktok trend to spread awareness and fund and boost a local pro-trans right campaign. One to one, Hob actually gets starstruck and practically shy, stuttering and sweet and clearly in love. Dream rolls his eyes about it but secretly thinks its cute, and didnt actually think about him twice for a while. Meanwhile Hob's obsession just got WORSE. Hes out there claiming they ABSOLUTELY flirted in the dms and Dream was "practically drooling" over him (hes projecting. Its the other way around.) Sthg sthg Desire swindles a couple hundred bucks selling Dream's bathwater to him and Hob has pathetic wanks over it. God im SO OBSESSED with this AU.

YES SLEAZY PICKUP ARTIST HOB. THE SUPERIOR AU.

I can't get this image of Hob in his gaming chair just absolutely DELULU about Dream. He's bragging to his followers about how it would be sooo easy to get Dream into bed, it's not even really worth his time! Then the next video has a thumbnail with him actually drooling over this container of bathwater (because of course he would post it online).

Dream happens to see and feels obligated to message him and be like "hey dude that is. NOT my bathwater. you have been scammed." And Hob is so upset and literally crying in his dms, Dream actually gets kind of fascinated by him, like he's studying a bug??

They start hanging out semi regularly and it's like. They're both INCREDIBLY weird. But very different brands of weirdness. And they almost cancel each other out? Dream reminds Hob how to be a decent human being, and Hob reminds Dream that it's not generally socially acceptable to put rocks in your mouth in public.

Hob’s followers are like "boo he's so dickwhipped for that twink" and Hob is raging in the comments like "NO I AM NOT ACTUALLY ITS THE OPPOSITE HES OBSESSED WITH ME 😡😡😡". And in between he's browsing the Internet for the exact rare antique edition of the weirdass book that Dream wants for his birthday.

Maybe he'll get a little kiss from Dream if he likes the gift enough 🥺🥺

[lorillee]

ok well while im waiting for this wretched bus i think its a suitable time to share my y3 thoughts. as always not in any sort of real or coherent organization im not writing an essay so idgaf

overall: better than kiwami 2 ‘s main plot but again 65% of my beef with that game was kiryu/sayama. Which we have talked and complained about extensively

we’re just gonna talk as i remember so lets actually start with a complaint: Real question what on planet stupid earth whats the point of kazama’s brother

likw the yakuza series is frankly no stranger to cheap twists regarding their villains for no reason other than shock value but usually im able to forgive because its like not that important or alternatively really funny and not that important

but kazama having a younger brother is an INSANE thing to bring it and not elaborate on basically at all and do LITERALLY NOTHING WITH?!?!?!??!!??????!??? like THEY DIDNT EVEN USE IT AS A LENSE THROUGH WHICH TO EXPLORE EITHER KIRYU OR KAZAMA OR THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO EACH OTHER!?!?!!!!!!????!?! WHAT !!!!!!!!!

like no words. WHAT?

kind of pisses me off they killed off kashiwagi for like no reason at all also. Like his death did not affect the plot in legitimately any way and to be honest genuinely i did forget he died

^speaking more on this it also pisses me off they like did not explore or elaborate on kiryu’s feelings on this despite the fact that kashiwagi was the one person he had left from the pre kiwami 1 era And like. well we did nothing with this. makes me mad

lets also take a minute to discuss mine

like i think hes an interesting character and a fun antagonist for this game but my issue is i feel like they could have spent more time fleshing out his issues and his relationship with daigo and just a bit his beef with kiryu

like i think the setup for his obsession with daigo is there and you could do something reaaallly interesting with it like i said in that one post to mine it would seem that daigo was born with everything mine had ever wanted and i reaaallllyyy really so bad wish they had DONE something with that.

additionally while i like the interpretation of a one sided obsession in mine’s part it frustrates me that we got absolutely like nothing from daigo on his relationship with mine because i think even just a flashback scene or two wouldve gone a really long way in making this relationship something the audience gets invested in

like i think yakuza 0 did a much better job of tackling this issue and to be fair its not a 1:1 equivalent becasue its not like mine was not hanging out with kiryu but even though we dont see a ton of oda and tachibanas relationship on screen wrt them interacting with each other, the background we’re given on their story and odas devotion to tachibana does a lotttt of legwork in making it believable and interesting. whereas i feel like with mine. I dont even know but we got basically nothing on his relationship with daigo other than like 3 or 4 lines of dialogue and general insanity. and it frustrates me because we had something really good here but whatever

ok lets talk about something marginally more positive. personally really love kiryu starting up an orphanage really special to me watching him run around like a crazy person trying to manage being a single mother of 8

also absolutely adore the oldest daughter role haruka has taken on in this environment and the shape her dynamic with kiryu takes on as a result. its actually so special and so important. TO MEEEEE

lowkey(highkey) wish they had done more in terms of majima actively looking like the most dead inside person on planet earth but its whatever (kicks rocks

like consistently my issue with these games is that i feel like they have too much on their plate and theres about a thousand ideas and nobody wants to let go or streamline, so we kind of get a bunch of things that are relatively unremarkable and some things that are really interesting and have a lot of ground to build on but the problem is that because theres so much bloat everything gets the same amount of exploration. Which is like well ok thats fine when its not that important but i think we should go back. and elaborate on some of these more major points or just cut them out if you’re NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT?!!!!!??!? but whatever

like to be clear im happy they introduced these concepts because now i can play around in this sandbox to make something interesting and compelling to me. but as a storytelling enthusiast it frustrates me

daigo waking up from a coma and immediately pulling out a gun to start shooting may seriously be one of the funniest moments in this entire series to date. Where was he hiding that thing. honestly entire game worth it just for this moment Who pitched it and how can i thank them

anyways so overall: had good concepts, some of them fumbled and others executed well, definitely enjoyed. We couldve had more majima though

[minquiec]

A brief intermission as we cut to a bus that has crashed into my life: the bus also known as choso from the Hit Anime And Manga Jujutsu Kaisen

Yyyyyyookkkayyyyy

Yknow the fixation is fixating when you start making ocxccs about it

Off topic but I've actually only ever made two proper ocxcc ships with lore and planning in them (the first being my genshin one and the second being jipunk which was THIS year (had my genshin one for TWO YEARS which is crazy) so the fact I'm making another shows how much this man is affecting my mental state rn

But it also means I still love my other ships very much so 🎉🎉🎉 even if I don't draw it as much cause I can't focus on two things LOLOL

ANYWAYS ONTO THE ACTUAL POST

I said this on my story but the concept was like, a seperate setting bc I'm toooo dumb to understand jjk lore

AND, this is rlly dumb, THE WHOLE REASON BEHIND THIS SHIP IS BC I JUST WANNA CREATE A CHARACTER FOR HIM TO LOVE,,, (CHOSOYUKI IS CUTE BUT I NEED A DIFFERENT VIBE TO SATISFY MY DESIRE TO SEE THIS MAN HAPPY)

but yeah bc of that their dynamic is like

aloof and reserved individual who doesn't quite understand the concept of love outside of the familial one and is actually quite hesitant and shy abt it x a strange but kind person who slowly teaches him the aforementioned concept

Ok so the idea of how it goes is like choso randomly wakes up in a place

And this is highkey spoilers for like the 'endgame' of this but I'm never gonna make an actual plot sooo (plus I need to explain this before I sound insane)

The inspiration is like Elysian Fields (bit obsessed w this recently, I drew a jipunk piece abt this too) and ITS ALL CAUSE OF CHOSOS NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE IN THE MANGA AND WE'RE ALL FREAKING OUT ABT IT

But yes he wakes up in an unfamiliar field in an unfamiliar place but he's strangely calm about it (dunno why he is but I'll get back to thinking abt it later) but he spots this house in the distance and naturally he goes to it

And so he would meet haruko who's a little strange because she has no last name and isn't bothered by the fact that one. She lives in the middle of absolutely nowhere, and two. That he just shows up

She's even like "oh I haven't had visitors in a long while ☺️"

Aaannnd then cue a slow burn slice of life romance im gonna force them to have bc ASHBBENBKKKRMENJ SLOWBURN AGAGG cause there's no way someone like him is falling at first sight (imo anyways)

(Just a fun fact I fell asleep after writing this part and then woke up again HAHDHS it was 2 am.)

But yeah the situation is literally just the forced proximity trope where it's "oh I have to live with this stranger while I try to understand wtf is going but oh no I appear to have slowly fallen in love"

I just want someone to be nice :(( and kind :(( to him :((((( hold his hand pls and be so nice and gentle w his heart cause he's new at this :((((((((

Thinking abt how it's a slow burn is making me crazy rn cause it means we have a lot of stolen glances AHEGGEFGGG and like getting nervous HHHRGGGGRHH and shyness YYYRYYHGGRHHH and it's mostly all from choso cause I love it when a man falls harder 🔥🔥

Anyways I think that's mostly it for now cause I can't remember what else I wanted to say 🧚

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

HI

ive been ever so sneakily updating the playlist on yt, mostly for lucio my beloathed and im here to share

BUT ALSO i went to look at lucios official playlist to check for repeats and was appalled to find that it was like half comprised of julian songs istg. im kidding of course its subjective but still the bidding?? THE fucking Bidding???? THE most julianest song ive ever heard and its on Morgassons playlist. i simply cannot even with this.

and so to start this off im giving the floor to julian with the entirety of Tally Halls The Bidding! *polite applause*

I've been sleeping in a cardboard box, Spending every dollar at the liquor shop/ (yeah this ones obvious) And even though I know I haven't got a lot I'll try to give you lovin' til the day you drop/ 🥺🥺(wait i just remembered mc technically has dropped one time already on his watch but i suppose hes learned his lesson bhjzdljzg)

I've been training like a Pavlov dog, Let my independence out to take a hike/(😩😩🙄🥵😤😤🥺come ON this is the most julian line ever) All you're gonna have to do is ring my bell/ (ok confession time i edited this line because this is the first time im actually reading it and im sorry but it looks so wrong who tf says Activate my Bell what in the hell) And I'll fetch you anything you like/ (in summary: heeeere subbysubbysubbysubby)

Going once, going twice, Every man here has a price/ (i highkey Love this one so much in relation to the game in general because boY DO THEY fucking EVER have a PRICE THEY GOT ME CRAWLING BACK EVERY DAY GRINDING FOR THESE DAMN COINS) Over where? Over there, sold To not a single lady in here

I've been here like a thousand times, Dated every woman in the atmosphere. I've been to every continent, Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere/ (mmm yaass we love a well travelled king. also yeah i can see that other bit being accurate, he is a catch) And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent, Just remember not to love me when I disappear/ (yeah that sounds like him alright)

I graduated at the top/ (Mmmm we LOVE a medical degree king slay) I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie/ (maybe not exactly how it happened i mean he worked for him for the most part but i count it as a lucio reference lmao) So if you have a fantasy of being a queen, Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me/😏😏

Going once, going twice! Won't these gentlemen suffice?/ (*brain animatic director voice* pan over to the rest of the lads standing at their respective game show-y podium stands; a somewhat disgruntled asra, lucio preening for anybody paying attention, muriel's left already) Any here? Any there? Any motions anywhere? Going twice, going thrice, Guess this means we'll go four times a lady

I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around) And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need, Don't worry I will never let you down, let you down- Don't worry I will never let you down/ (admittedly this doesn't sounds exactly like something he'd say, the insecure avoidant wretch of a boy kjbdfkjadf maybe a bit later, god knows hes trying bless his little heart)

So many ladies are wanting for mates, And the prospects are good but the date's never great- Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere! They're too busy with winning the bidding to care! And he's sold!/ (*film director voice* the gavel bangs one last time, the doctor & mc pushed into each others embrace laugh together before going in for a kiss; curtains fall; brain animatic over, credits roll kbhsrjkdgh)

Alright lets get the lucio show on the road number one: Central Cee Retail Therapy which ive been obsessively listening to basically every day now for some reason but also im skipping like half the song literally only because i genuinely could not understand wtf hes talking about in there lmao

Fly uptown when I'm feelin' down I wanna do retail therapy/ (only kind of therapy i can imagine him pursuing) Been with the gang all week I need some female energy/ (ok tbh i dont remember how it went with him and nadia before they got together but this line just has me picturing him in his soldier mercenary days, back home from whatever job, done with boys nights, lookin to get bizzayyy) Sucked my soul, I lost my breath She got me breathin' heavy, Toxic relationship with my queen But me and the T got chemistry/ (ok im just now learning T means trap house but imma pretend i didnt see that gjhfhkgk)

Told her that I'm a Gemini Now she on Google checkin' the compatibility, She wanna see if I got the agility She wanna see if I got the ability/ (this bit may be silly but the first time i heard this while thinking about lucio i just instantly went "omg itd be funny if hes actually a gemini and it fits" and i checked, hes not, of course hes capricorn lol (but also wasnt there that one time when they gave him two birthdays on accident jgxgnvgs that just makes this even more in character bear w me) and after i learned that i just instantly reasoned that, at least to me, him lying about his star sign to get with nadia totally sounds like something he would do xD im not sure i can see him putting in the effort of actually researching which sign is compatible with nadia, but i mean hey he wants to bag a whole princess hes got a lot riding on this he might as well memorise some charts dgkhgj/ ok update i did in fact google the compatibility for cancer/gemini and its utter shit😂😭 she actually supposedly is more compatible with his actual sign but also, like. come on. look at them. if any relationship can be used to prove that thats all kinda bullshit or bad writing for a game about all this astral stuff? its probably them lmao

I went 'round three, she want round four- she killin' me, ADHD, my trigger finger fidgety

Walk in- Walk-in wardrobe look like the stockroom - Mum said I'm materialistic/ (literally canonically them fr shes such a hater bmvxhkhx) When you're the boss, that shit will cost, I'm buying my mumzy a crib for Christmas I'm livin' a movie, but it ain't scripted/ (oh honey if you knew how scripted your life is) God is my witness, get out my business, Back in the day I had one pair of trainers I wore that shit 'til it gave me blisters/ (also pretty canonically accurate sentiment i reckon with the living in a hardcore arctic hunter tribe situation n whatnot)

numba tew: Panic at The Disco's Emperors new clothes~ the music video for this one kinda fits the vibe for his storyline too a little bit at least aesthetically lol

Welcome to the end of eras, Ice has melted back to life - Done my time and served my sentence, Dress me up and watch me die - If it feels good, tastes good, It muuuust be mine~ Dynasty decapitated, You just might see a ghost tonight/ (kinda could describe his debut as a ghoast (ghost goat?)?)

And if you don't know now you know

I'm taking back the crown/ I'm all dressed up and naked/ (naked ghoast ass mf) I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers) oooOOOh yeeeah, the crown/ So close I can taste it, I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers)/ (yeah this bit speaks for itself i think, pretty biblically accurate lucio characterisation)

Sycophants on velvet sofas, Lavish mansions, vintage wine~ I am so much more than royal/ (i mean. mister I Deserve Everything. cmon) Snatch your chain and mace your eyes/ (man i dont know something something devil deal chains😭)

If it feels good, tastes good, It must be mine/ Heroes always get remembered/ But you know legends never die/ (yeeesss YYYEEEEESSSS UGH the auDACITY)

number 3: Nick Lutsko's Sometimes!

Swinging for the fences, Hanging from the moon, I cut my tongue on the rust of a silver spoon, I bet my billionth bottom dollar on a hopeless case-/ (i like those two lines for him being a nepo baby theyre so nice and evocative) And now the devil on my shoulder has a knife to my face/ (obvious allusion is obviousing)

Racing toward the mailbox With a letter in your hand But the postman's gone away, and you begin to understand- That you're no hero to this story, You're just another wretched pawn, Who bought his tickets to the sideshow And then slept through the alarm/ (UGH this song is just good i dont even have anything to say about that little blond bitch anymore htkjyufh no theres something in there i swear. about him taking on this bigger than life endeavour to acquire all this unimaginable power and dealing literal demons and barely even taking it seriously sometimes and not realising how played hes getting)

Sometimes the short end of the stick is the sharpest/ Sometimes the only road to take is the darkest/ Sometimes all you gotta say is "mommy make it go away"/ Sometimes the only way out is as a carcass💀

Sometimes you gotta finish what you shouldn't have started/ Sometimes you gotta shoot before you see the target/ Sometimes mommy's gonna say, "You're not worth the price to pay" Sometimes the tunnel only leads to darkness/ (this is where im cornered into admitting i only associate this song with lucio cause of the mommy issues. yippee)

im not saying anything but if you havent heard these songs before theyre reeeally fun to listen to and worth checking out i prommy👀 i enjoyed thinking through this so much im not great at Lucio so the details might be iffy i hope it made any sense thank you bye goonight🥰🥰

@tetsuoooooooooo HII!

Ugh I can't begin to say how much fun it was to read all of this, thank you!!! I always love how you unpack the lyrics for different characters ^.^

I've just added all of your suggestions to the playlist and I'll put them on the tag too. (Istg I will never be able to listen to The Bidding the same way again, you've effectively Julian'ed it for me XD)

Cheers friend!

[jakowskis]

im SO pissed i didnt listen to believe for a fucking year bc i heard bad things about it. im never listening to anyone else's opinions again cuz THAT WAS BRILLIANT. THAT WAS EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF TORCHWOOD i mean it was still a bit shit highkey but it was EXACTLY what i want out of this garbage show. sooo fucking season one core (aka my fav) all sorts of dark horrific connotations and unhealthy dynamics but no emotional weight or responsibility xD once again i cannot tell if the writer was even fucking AWARE of a lot of the things he was implying but what i interpreted as being implied is making me fucking tear up the floorboards im. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

that was so cynical and bitter and awful and miserable and edgy and shitty ITS EVERYTHING I WANTED. i love torchwood being goofy i do but what draws me into the show and the reason it's become one of my most, uh, aggressive hyperfixations ever (which is ridic btw) is cuz its FUCKED UP AND UNHAPPY and that? was fuuuuucked. obsessed.

cult leader jack cult leader jack cult leader jack U DONT UNDERSTAND IT MAKES ME RABID and they ran with it i. stick figure violence stick figure violence. feeling rabid. AND HIS FUCKING SPEECH AT THE END. DOES HE KNOW??? hes so fucking deluded I LOVE IT. ITS FASCINATING he thinks hes good.... he thinks hes good... hes aware n he feels responsible and yet he doesnt SEE he doesnt see he thinks hes doing his best. NOOO it had the be intentional literally "jack tell us what that was about" "later lol" "sure yeah always later" and then hes like "YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY" GRRR JACK. JACK. also faith n believing.... ianto's trust. ianto's trust. you believe me like a god FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

jack always being five steps ahead + being 10x more competent than the team always makes me fucking roll my eyes but at this point i just kind of perceive it as the way tw constantly paints him as a deity figure. he can do no wrong

GWENS CYNICISM. TORCHWOOD BREAKING HER. TORCHWOOD BREAKING HER!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it's toxic... it's toxic... this job gets inside you THIS JOB GETS INSIDE YOUUU. torchwood thesis statement: this job fucking breaks you.

FINALLY some good fucking tosh x owen food. DONT GET ME WRONG THAT WAS FUCKING AWFUL but that was sooooooo much more compelling than the fucking bullshit that canon gave us. owen being a toxic abusive fucking manchild + doing smth bad enough to tosh that she FINALLY went "wow THATS the man im obsessing over" like g-d i would've killedddd for that to happen in the show i HATE that she wasted herself on him. i hate it. her disgust and anger at him was so THERAPEUTIC for me 😭 idk what it says about me that the way i was grinning when they were arguing n bitching at each other was probs the closest ive ever gotten to actually shipping them HFKJDSF theres smth wrong w me. i just think s2 tosh is too fucking sweet and good and probably naive and i think owen could so easily fuck her up, like i don't think there's a world where he wouldn't hurt her tbh, and i don't want that to happen i adore her too much. like i don't think he's irredeemable, i ship him w other characters who i think could handle him, but i don't think tosh could, and that was validation of that opinion, you know? i'd be more willing to ship them if tosh was firm with him and didn't let him walk all over her, and it sucks that she didn't do that and got herself hurt and THATS what it took to make her call him tf out and tell him how much he sucks. ig a lot of why towen bugs me sm boils down to the fact that im not comfortable shipping someone who's kind of awful with someone who idealizes them and doesn't seem to grasp the scale of how bad they are. that's a recipe for an unhealthy dynamic and if i didn't like tosh i might be intrigued by it ngl HFSKDF but thats my babygirl and the idea of putting her thru Being With Him disgusts me. she deserves better until he gets his fucking shit together. which he never does and she never gets to have something good bc she was waiting for his shitty ass lmao YAYY!!

owen was AWFUL in that btw. and i adored him in it. my fav owen is an owen who's spiraling and destructively fixated on something for selfish purposes to the point that he doesnt care who he hurts to accomplish it. he's so villain coded fhsdkfjdsk he redeems himself in the show and i love that but the audios further explore the fact that he's got such a darkness to him he SO EASILY can be pushed into destroying everything. hes constantly on the precipice of monstrosity and cruelty bc of his own hurt. it's like hes so full of rot it leaks out of him and infects others and he hates it but he cant help it. i will never get over the doctor with poison fingers oh he makes my heart ache. he's just so misguided. he's so broken.

which brings us back to jack's speech. (him talking to the cult leader lady) "They were broken, and you were the person they turned to for help. If you don’t accept their problems, then don’t offer yourself as a solution." literally im gonna think about this for months. HE DOESNT SEE!!!!!!!!!

g-d and ianto's orientation or whatever. that was Fantastic ianto insight. he's so much more interesting when he's away from jack it's almost impressive.

i am just. gdddddddddddddddddddddddd. i am so distraught. help meeee

[liamgallaghermpreg]

IM BACK TO SAY HES SO FUCKING HOT WHEN HES BEING INHUMAN GOOD GOD. forgetting human-isms in his rut. he doesn't care as much about appearing approachable and human to sam and hes this like live wire full of divine power and raw human desire underneath sam's hands... highkey the way that supernatural Does angel wings, even if something of a budget copout is kind of hot. just like. the whisper of electric feathers folding around sam, brushing his cheekbone, while he jacks him off in his lap. hello

IT IS TRULY PEAK CASTIEL HOT HOURS WHEN HE'S BEING INHUMAN ughhhhh stop i'm obsessed with this THIS IS PEAK ALPHA4ALPHA SASTIEL oh my god i want to write this now wtf. also AGREE. i love the way they do wings, and how when the angels die they leave an imprint of them it rules. like a lot of stuff abt spn angels annoys me but nOT THAT. ohhhh godddddd that's so hnnggngnghhhh and forcing sam into this position of vulnerability i'm pacing in my enclosureeeee

[sexybabystevie]

omg i just saw that post about that person and like ignore if you don’t want to talk about it. but what gets me is that they said byler in the tags like that literally has nothing to do with the post? also i just hate how the tag of steve just ends up being like discourse about them hating him - fr had to filter out anti steve cuz that was showing up in the steve tag like gahhhh why do people do that? also like i just hate how everyone assumes that if you like steve you automatically hate jonathan like that’s not even remotely true!! it’s just so aggravating sometimes

YESYES OMG thank you!! im actually SO glad you brought this up because i really wanted to talk about this!!!

yeah, what primarily gets me about this post is that they're purposefully trying to start shit. this post had nothing to do with byler and should have been tagged anti steve, they only tagged it as steve + byler because they know the bylers will back them up :/ and so it would piss off steve fans. it's so annoying because its like steve fans are under attack all the time!!

i could also get into the content of this post and how ridiculous it is in general - i mean, yes steve went out of line sometimes but these things are genuinely out of context and only are being used to further the weird obsession most bylers have with dragging down steve fans. honestly, if i had to guess, i think it's because they feel intimidated because steve has a large fanbase and so do they, and they also have some kind of superiority complex

and yes!! it's like, when you're a steve fan, some people assume you can'tlike jonathan, you can't lie byler, etc, and it's so annoying. highkey would like byler if the fans weren't atrocious here all the time towards steve fans and for literally what :/

[damistrolls]

helo science time sorry im late !! !

this is hisset and he works with my mercenary team, direwolf! he patches their wounds and keeps them healthy and does all that other good medical shit. but he ALSO has a passion for mycology and half of his lab is dedicated to his fucked up fungi experiments. u see, he really wants to communicate with fungi, and maybe even become part of the mycelium network (without sacrificing his mind and/or body if he can help it)

we all know this freak. he makes zombies for the fleet basically and is VERY curious abt life and death <3 hes a bit of a sadist and a freak. dont go near him if u value ur life. though, i hear he's a fun lunch date

nessic is a dentist! that counts as being sciencey to me. he's lowkey (highkey) got an obsession with perfect teeth. his more normal interests are documentaries, nonfiction books, and scale model vehicles

doktor counts as a scientist! ... sorta! he has his own apothecary that, yes, carries regular brand name drugs, but it also has his own concoctions and remedies. they work pretty well actually, since they're well-researched :] he's more well-meaning than he looks

lovira's a doctor! that's sciencey! they specifically are a horn doctor, and a slightly famous one at that. theyve got a good, popular practice going yknow? they help ppl with infected horns, or ones that r growing in a way that's painful or dangerous or just inconvenient :] they also like fashion and hanging out with their sibling

if im counting lovira i have 2 count my other doctors so umm!!! kari's a therapist! that counts probably? even tho theyre not super sciencey abt it,, they really like musicals and reading and birdwatching

also august! hes a fleet doctor and vernon's ancestor. he's mainly a surgeon (and was actually a field surgeon/combat medic for a time) but he can sometimes act like a general doc for ppl on the ripmaw. he'd rather know ur taken care of, yknow? he doesnt much care for the fleet, but he feels like he's got a responsibility here

kitsui works at ancr as a behavioral researcher! he's a weirdo but hes actually good at his job and pretty well-meaning too! silly guy. funny goober who loves his mom <3 he legitimately has a lot of interest in behavioral research too, he loooves learning how ppl and animals tick

dansoz is an evolutionary biologist (dont check his credentials) who has an interest in speculative evolution and macro mutations! he's gathering as much information as he can about mutations so he can eventually educate the masses and hopefully combat all that pesky anti-mutation propaganda. he's a bit morally dubious though, so we should be glad he's small, weak, and has no scary powers

hertzl is both a science project himself and also a scientist! he doesn't exactly have a degree, but he did study plenty on his own accord, and he worked at a radiation lab for a time before it uh. kind of exploded. it might have been because of him, but it wasn't his fault, i promise, hes a good boy who loves reading, plushies, and cute animals

jim is a computer science professor, and he does a lot of the techy kinda stuff at his college. that counts, right? fun fact, when he was younger, he used to be in a band! he can still play bass pretty damn well, but he'd claim he's out of practice. he's a really chill guy, ends up being like a father figure to ppl in his class all the time

nazkoi is a virologist! i unfortunately dont have a lot of info about him yet, but i'll figure out what to do with him soon

euktis is a fleet botanist who intends to create a faster and easier way to farm alternian crops on alternian colony planets, even the ones inhospitable to plantlife. he's actually fairly close to completing his goal. he also enjoys playing

donvan's also a science guy! he makes chemical weapons for the fleet. he's kind of a huge heartless bitch who's very cold to people's suffering. i dont think he has any likes, but he has plenty of dislikes, such as: everyone, everywhere, and everything. there's no pleasing this guy. but he seems least upset when left alone to his work

wow never heard of this guy before. pet ass y? dont think a character with that name exists.

jokes aside, petasi's one of the smartest characters on my blog fr. he can figure just about anything out. he's a doctor, yeah, but that title honestly isnt doing him justice. just from the medical side of things, he's dabbled in several different disciplines, but he's also studied some robotics/cybernetics stuff, and a bit of psych. u already know basically everything i could say abt him

hollic is a roboticist! he makes bots for the fleet, but in his spare time, he likes finding parts from older models and putting them together. he loves a retro robot, u see <3 he also really likes greasy food, and could probably tear through 4 burgers in one sitting if left unsupervised

aom is an inventor! and by that i mean, he likes to try to build crazy new things that usually end up exploding. he's not a troll, but rather, a xuma on alternia! he's very outgoing and talkative, and loves learning new things. just try not to stick around when he's testing his inventions

walt is ALSO an inventor, in a sense. or maybe an innovator is a better word for it? i can't say too much here without spoiling things, but he would have done GREAT things on earth had it not been for his... predicament. a shame, really

uhm hello i am sick but you know what would make me soo happy?

if you reblogged this post and showed me some of your sciencey trolls! (ethical or otherwise) and told me a little bit about them.. seeing them is nice but i’d also like to know what they get up to…

[coilserpent]

astrology observations pt. 6

all based on what i have personally gathered as information on the placements

- saturn dominants (pushya, anuradha, uttara bhadrapada) use phrases like “im too old for that” they’re really laid back in terms of relationships with others of any kind because they believe what’s for them won’t pass them. 🪐’s wisdom

- rahu women (ardra, swati, shatabhisha) are that type to preach about how nudity is immoral for other women highkey doesnt let anyone be unless they fit their prism of what morality is. their prism is also fucked because they are likely to hide shit under the rug.

- saturn in the 7th needs hardship in their relationship to feel like it’s “worth it”

- aries and cancer risings have one prominent feature they share and it’s that they look like they’ll cut you at any give moment lol not necessarily that they’ll although cancer rising is super likely to do. aries rising not so much unless absolutely necessary.

- 8th placements have a hard time channeling the energy of the house and they get stuck in their own heads a lot in their teens but once they learn how work with it they’re unstoppable.

- pisces venuses have a lot of unsuccessful relationships if they EVEN get the chance to enter a longer relationship. due to the exaltation of venus these people romanticize partners so much they get disappointed when their person doesn’t follow the script they created in their head lol. a good placement for an artist though

- shatabhisha’s are obsessed with the creative process. the moons especially have an affinity for writing ✍️

- krittika’s love wearing neutral tones, emphasis on white and beige

- ashlesha sun is a prominent placement for astrologers unsurprisingly tbh

- pluto conjunct moon have issues with their mom often. they don’t have a distant relationship with her - something saturn-moon would point at, they can’t create peace with her no matter like it’s this cycle of “we’re good” 🔁 “i can’t stand her”

- sun in the 12th can show someone with a dad who works as a surgeon or something that requires him to travel a lot

[dairy-farmer]

Okay here we go again I guess <3 I feel like I can’t articulate this stuff a second time so it feels like....:weird and incomprehensible. But whatever.

Okay so disclaimer — I am autistic. So if I am fetishizing autism (I am), nobody can be mad at me about it 😊🥺

I personally hc (read: project) Tim as autistic and I think this can really feed into the batfam being extremely protective/possessive of him.

He’s....delicate. He’s the sweetest, prettiest thing, but he’s strange. He doesn’t understand certain things. He’s sensitive.

The batfam fucking loves it, and deliberately kind of uses it to infantilize him a bit.

They have to protect him from the outside world— it would tear him apart, their perfect, lovely, Timmy. He would get taken advantage of, lusted after by monsters who don’t truly love him, not like his family does.

They wouldn’t understand, wouldn’t *treasure*, his sometimes obsessive interests, his peculiar intelligence and his enthusiasm.

They can’t let him be taught to be ashamed of the way his daddy and brothers and sister love him.

Timmy tends to really enjoy being lovingly *owned*, and really sensory kinks.

Each member of the batfam has their weird fetishes when it comes to Tim. Arguably, they’re the ones with really strange sex stuff, but it’s all the reason to keep him holed away— Tim should never be ashamed of enjoying the way his family loves him.

Bruce loves the way Tim calls him ‘Daddy’, the way he’ll sit perched on his lap or happily squirming against his chest as he talks about whatever he’s been excited about lately, whether it’s photography or old mystery novels. He loves Tim’s oral fixation, the way he can just gently pry open his baby’s mouth and Tim will happily suck at his thumb. Will go cross-eyed and gag a little when Bruce gently presses his fingers against his tongue, pushes back into his throat. When he pulls back, Tim coughs a little, and Bruce, eyes full of love, gently rubs his back and praises him.

Tim has a weak immune system, is a bit of a sickly little thing— all the more reason he was designed for their love and care and protection. Dick highkey is really into When Tim is a little sick and really, really dependent. He loves playing nurse to his precious baby brother. Tim’s pink noise and little bunny-sneezes make Dick feel like he’s looking at a pile of sleeping kittens. He loves carrying Tim around, spooning soup into his mouth, wrapping him in blankets and fluffing his pillows and gently singing him to sleep. It has a grosser side, too— when he holds a tissue to Tim’s nose to help him blow his nose, sometimes he saves the snot-covered tissue and furiously jacks off in the bathroom to it. He’s into Tim wetting the bed— sometimes, when Tim asks him for help with going to the bathroom, dick will grab a towel and sort of hold him in his lap and have him let it all out, it’s okay, I’ll hold you, good boy, doesn’t that feel better? Here, let me go run a bubble bath. This all of course also coexists with his massive period kink, as previously discussed.

Jason likes to feed Tim. He’s so skinny, and he forgets to eat, on his own.

so Jason will work hard over making perfect meals and sweets and then holding Tim in his lap as he feeds him, one hand on his belly and the other holding the food he brings to Timmy’s lips, dabbing his mouth with a napkin in between bites. He’ll gently ask Tim how he likes each item, not discouraged by getting responses in the form of hums instead of words— sometimes, Tim is more comfortable that way, not having to use his words. Jason will gently coax him into eating more until Tim is shaking his head, eyes a little teary, as he pleas “No more, Jay, I’m full, Im full!! Please, jay—“

Jason, though, measures whether Tim has really eaten enough by his hand on Tim’s tummy. He’ll gently press down, only relenting when the skin is firm and a little stressed, and the press elicits a little noise of discomfort from Timmy.

Then, he’ll carry him to cuddle sleepily against his chest, hand under Timmy’s loose hoodie or jumper, petting that full chest with pride. He dreams of the day Tim is soft and chubby on his and Alfred’s cooking, on good, delicious food. Timmy will nap off his full tummy against Jason’s pecs, sometimes sucking at Jason’s boobies in his sleep.

Cass in particular really understands tim in a deep way. She gets his need for firm pressure, for being *controlled*, and that stern affection. She loves pressing Tim against a wall, against a soft mattress, against a shaggy rug, and pressing kisses to the nape of his neck. She loves for the way he squirms on her strap, on the way he *melts* when she manhandles him and *shows* him exactly what is going to happen now. She loves firmly pushing him on his knees or back and holding his face against her crotch until she feels that curious, pink tongue.

An outsider might deem her a little cruel or harsh, but they don’t just understand. Everything she does with complete love and adoration— that deep understanding that Tim *needs* that firm assertiveness, needs to be an object, a lovely toy for her to use, to let him be stupid and pretty and *owned*. He doesn’t need to think— she’s doing all the deciding for him.

Damian loves Tim’s feet and hands, and weirdly, his ears. He’ll sketch Tim in various states of undress, asleep, as he happily stims or interacts with the rest of his family.

His favorite activity is fantasizing of piercing Tim, of sanitizing a needle and making soothing coos as he pushes it through, rubbing his back to gentle his crybaby brother’s sniffles. Of putting beautiful, rare jewels and metals, until his Timmy *glitters* with Damiam’s adoration.

Bruce, though, is opposed to the idea of Tim being put through any unnecessary pain, and so vetoes any unusual or excessive piercing, especially near his genitals. He’ll scold Damian, reminding him that Timmy is sensitive, that he’s scared easily, even by loud noises, and that none of them will be treating him poorly for sick pleasure, unlike those monsters in the outside world.

Damian will huff because he doesn’t *understand*, he would never hurt Timmy, never! That’s not what he means.

He’ll grumble about when he’s Demon’s Head and he can steal Timmy away to Nanda Parbat to be his hidden-away queen, and he can drape him in as many jewels as he wishes, gently holding him through the momentary pain of being adorned.

He also fantasizes about small, delicate tattoos in floral designs, similar to henna— especially those used to mark concubines or slaves that belong to the Al Ghul family. His sketchbook is *full* of it.

A weird kink I haven’t really seen anywhere is like— sensual/sexual asmr? I think it has a lot of potential as a sensory, trust related thing, kind of relating to hypnosis and stuff.

This is kind where I imagine Barbara, who I think is really underrated in batfam dynamics— maybe because she’s disabled, people don’t really see her as capable of being sexual which sucks.

I just like the idea of Timmy in a soft, comfy chair in a dim room as she gently runs her fingers over his skin, especially his temples, and speaks softly or uses objects to make soothing noises. Just watching Timmy relax and shiver with little tingles, melting out of his body and just following her voice. Just gentle praise and tingles and maybe her gently pressing open his pink, wet mouth and placing a small dildo in there, sliding it back and forth to watch him suck. Him eventually happily falling asleep— she wraps him in soft blankets and gently calls over the rest of the family, who crowd in the doorway, trying not to wake him up with their delighted whispers and coos.

I think they’re all really, really into his stimming. Oh, you need a weighted blanket— here, you can be smooshed in between Dick and Jason, if you like, too. Or a little stim toy— their eyes follow his delicate fingers, not so subtly imagining them against their cocks. The little gasp of breath when Tim places a teething toy in his breath, everyone watching him as he’s completely oblivious, chewing and sucking gently.

Them finding it adorable when he flaps his hands or kneads blankets or his brothers as they cuddle, like a happy cat.

Just autistic Timmy <3

anon I have some great news!!!❤️❤️❤️ your original ask did make it through it was just split into a few different parts!!

what might've happened was that it got buried since I was answering quite a large number of asks so you may have missed it but the good news is I am receiving your submissions and my inbox isn't randomly eating asks!!!! even though they do disappear sometimes depending on how i open then but they do show up again eventually.

your asks are labeled as 'autistic tim' and 'autistic tim pt 2' on the masterlist!

this is great! I'm so happy your hard work wasn't wasted and I really do appreciate you sending your ask again even though i'm sure it was troublesome! i really appreciate you wanting to share your work with me!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

[rinzis]

what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?

[supernova-151]

003 Jade <3

omg hell yea im always here to give jade the recognition she deserves <3

how i feel about this character: i love her SO MUCH. she was an instant fave for me, like literally i think for a good part when i first watched s1 she was my fav character!! i love that she's always unapologetically herself, i love her tenacity and i love that she got her happy ending in the end!!! <3

any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: ANGIE ANGIE ANGIE ANGIE. said this a million times, i'll say it once again, jadangie was my first violetta ship and its still in my top 3. i love them in ways that are difficult to articulate ok. also im very much obsessing over her and esmeralda during my s2 rewatch (as its very evident by my constant posting) and nicolas is alright for her endgame <3

my favourite non-romantic relationship for this character: i wish we could've seen more of her and vilu bonding in s3, i love what minuscule crumbs we've got of her friendship with olga and ramallo, and i needed a proper pablo/jade friendship. ill never shut up about that the way that he tries to get through to her about german in s1 was so heartfelt and genuine and THEY SHOULDVE BEEN BFFS OK

my unpopular opinion about this character: i have no idea what an unpopular opinion about her could be tbh, i think overall we've all come to the conclusion that she's a queen and that m*tias literally ruined her and the moment she was free from him she started thriving and everything so uh. i guess some people have said that she takes up a lot of unnecessary screen time at times which. i definitely agree with on one side, but i genuinely think that most of that is m*tias' fault cause he's literally the worst and every scene he's in is the worst by association

one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: a proper apology from german. i don't know if she actually did get one in s3 or something, but it says something if i can't remember it. i also wish she and angie actually became friends and that she got a restraining order from her toxic asshole gaslighter brother <3

favourite friendship for this character: i already mentioned them in the other question, but while her friendship with pablo is mostly wishful thinking on my behalf, i genuinely loved what little we've seen of the ramallo/olga/jade alliance. like the maria's ghost plotline in s1 is tedious but i love that they kind of worked together through that, like ramallo being the straight man and olga and jade both lowkey highkey freaking out. now im thinking what if they actually caught m*tias in the act and kicked him out and then jade lived her best life with her new besties......ok ill shut up

my crossover ship: i don't have one lol

[spacedustmantis]

Heartless Headcanons

Characters and story by @abd-illustrates / @abd-illustrates-art

cw: lots of swearing

soo, i’m highkey obsessed with these characters and i would like to thank alex for creating and sharing them with us.

also, i have thoughts

- first of all, heartless is aro/ace and you can’t change my mind

- river struggles with feelings of guilt a lot, especially after she learns how to fight properly. she doesn’t let that stop her from kicking ass though. she learns how to render someone defenseless without hurting them too badly

- not really a headcanon, bc i guess it’s confirmed (?) but eira and internalized homophobia!!!

- bandy is going to get a redemption arc because he’s morally grey and also hot

- someone mentioned alchemy x river once and i haven’t been able to get it out of my head since

- river being the only one that can make alchemy flustered without even realizing 

- alchemy starting to hang out and watch river train with flint, because they just love watching her body move and spin and they are impressed every single time... flint getting fed up with alchemy’s quips and sarcastic remarks, so he lets river practice a move on them (they didn’t get hurt, but river still felt bad). after that alchemy stays silent 

- river being the only one that alchemy doesn’t flirt with because they are too scared to do so (wow! alchemy is scared of something?! ~ heartless after finding out)

- everyone in the group being the mom friend when it comes to heartless and they wouldn’t hesitate to kick whatever ass they have to kick to protect him

- the doppels being the impersonation of the cocky idiot/anxious idiot dynamic 

- obviously flint and eira are gay married at the end but it takes a lot of angst to get there

- the doppels have a garnet/ruby rider -esce arc where they get fed up with each other and don’t talk to each other for a while only to find that they do love each other and become really close again, but are now better equipped to communicate their feelings

- he/they heartless and bandy? yes, absolutely

- creed is a scary bastard. like, i know that fandoms love to simp for the villains, but this guy is out for blood, guys! stop romanticizing murderers

- alchemy 100% adopted heartless. i don’t know the ages of the characters, but i also don’t care. im convinced that heartless doesn’t know how to handle his powers in a way that doesn’t hurt him (at least not at first) and alchemy who has  experience with magic and it’s drawbacks saw this little guy regularly passing out and thought not on my watch

- heartless and flint both have adhd. heartless is a lot more all over the place, flint uses physical stuff (like punching the shit out of a punching bag, or running) to cope. 

- heartless struggles a lot with emotional disregulation and depends heavily on his friends reassuring him that he’s a good person. additionally (kinda canon already) his energy levels are either really high or really low (i don’t really know how i feel about this, bc of the in-canon explanation for this... oh well)

- flint has problems with rsd (rejection sensitive dysporia), but learns how to open up to others as part of his character arc. also forgetful as all hell. when he can’t work out he uses fidget toys (or whatever similar thing exists in the universe)

- yes, lance does flirt with eira, but it’s not hot or cute it’s menacing and lance does it because he knows how uncomfortable or even painful it is for eira bc he gets pleasure out of seeing others in pain bc he’s a sick fuck (i hate lance as a person but as a character he’s brilliant)

- heartless doesn’t get energy from eating, but he still eats the most out of the bunch

- hearless sings in the shower. he’s not really good, but his singing voice is beautiful and the others love listening to him. once alchemy complimented him on his singing and he got really flustered because he didn’t think they could hear him (i don’t know in what kind of world heartless is set, but if there’s showers then this is canon in my mind) (also yes they do all live together)

- doppel 1 is a really good actor and a quick thinker, making him incredible at improv

- flint is really smart sometimes, but tends to be extremely clueless all of the time (especially concerning his relationship with eira)

- he’ll give you a perfectly planned out battle plan and then forget about birds for a whole day

- alchemy is so used to performing and pretending that they have an incredibly hard time opening up (me projecting my mental health issues onto fictional characters? never)

- heartless can’t keep plants alive (for obvious reasons) and he’s just so sad about it

- river used to be a pushover until she got out of an abusive relationship (why am i giving all of these fictional people so many issues???)

so im probably gonna keep adding stuff, but that’s it for the moment folks

[plutowrites]

AHHH PLUTO okok I’m definitely requesting something from my mf baby 😤❣️

Okok we already know who I’m picking this with... but to be safe Levi LMAO

My pronouns are she/they so she is fine 🤠❣️

OKOK for starters I’m an INFP ! Personality wise with people I don’t know very well they do say I’m a little blunt and I come off harsher than I mean to and I have a very dominant personality, like I’m not at all afraid to call shit out if I see it and be honest with people! But I also think I’m a very kind and devoted person! With my friends and people I talk to though I’m very loud and I feel like I can be a lot sometimes LMAO, I’m just a loud goofy person :)

I’m also very awkward though like “🧍🏻‍♀️”at its finest in social situations that aren’t with work, I’m not very good at reading social queues which is probably why I’m very blunt a lot of the time and harsh on accident cause I don’t mean to be!! I’m just talking!!

I think I’m pretty funny too 🤓

Generally people either think I’m v sweet or mean and idk where that puts me LMAO

Hobbies 🥸 this is so hard always pls but I like artsy stuff -we know this- and I really like the outdoors!! Camping??? Yeah sign me tf up ! I MF LOVE ROADTRIPS I love every part!! The long drives and the scenery and the hotel and the stupid souvenirs it’s just ugh I love it :)

Looks; ok now listen, I am 5’9” and like a half,,, I know Levi is like 5’3 on a good day but IDC‼️I love my lil shorty❣️❣️For looks idk what else to say besides the fact that body wise i’d say I’m like curvy but I have kind of muscular/thick thighs from when I did rugby -that I am a teensy bit insecure about- and that’s just kind of how I’ve always been built man 🧍🏻‍♀️ features wise I have curly black hair and brown eyes and uhhh a beauty mark right by my lip like a Marilyn Monroe one idk what else to say face wise LMAO 😶

Ok I WONT put smoothie as my fav dessert cause apparently that don’t count 🙄✋🏼‼️ so it’d have to be like strawberry anything 🤓❣️ besides ice cream 😶 like strawberry cheesecake! That’s good there we go :)

OK I HOPE THIS WASNT TOO MUCH I LOVE YOU PLUTO PLS IM SO EXCITED

HI LOVE I kinda went off bc you gave me so much to work with ❤️🥺 and while i was writing everything i was like damn...im starting to have feelings for bunny too LMAOO

ANYWAYSS i hope you enjoy 😘

Random Headcanons

Levi and you started dating because all your mutual friends were pushing you guys together and it got to the point where the two of you were so frustrated and were all like fine, LET’S JUST DATE

But then he started to really make you feel ushy gushy feelings…..and you started to make him feel such strong and intense emotions

Whenever the two of you hung out he would bring you snacks that he saw you eating (and enjoying) before. Like y’all will go on a hike and he’ll pull out gummies from his pocket or a random ass drink for you

“Where did that come from?”

“Just take it idiot.”

“Are you sure?”

“I brought it for you.”

 He’ll get so shy then after realizing what he said and he vows to himself to never be soft like that again but then he can’t help it when he’s around you. Poor bby just wants to make you so happy.

He loves listening to you talk and it doesn’t matter what you talk about, he just loves listening to you go on and on ESPECIALLY if it’s something that makes you excited 

You just do something to him when he sees your eyes go all wide and you start to use your hands to speak and he’s freaking out in the inside bc he thinks you’re so perfect but on the outside he looks so nonchalant as he drinking his fourth cup of tea of the day

He’s gonna look forward to your stories, and he especially loves your work ones except when ppl are making your job hard for you

He gets all annoyed that he can’t be there to tell them to fuck off 

I know you said your thighs were a bit of an insecurity for you but if you let Levi find out he’ll make sure you know he loves them and you’re perfect just the way you are

One of his favourite things to do is just lay down on them, head in your lap and he gets to just look up at you and be at peace

He doesn’t communicate his feelings 24/7, he would much rather show you how much he adores you

I feel like he’ll love to give you massages? The two of you will be watching a movie together and he’ll pull your feet onto his lap and just rubs them, or he’ll grab your hand and massage them for you

OUU you’ll be like ugh my hands are kinda dry and he’ll be like bet and leaves the room then comes back with lotion and rubs it on for you 

“I can do that myself, ya know?”

“Tch. Why do it when I can do it, brat?”

OMG you guys watch shows together and he would be so HURT if you watch an episode without him

He’ll come back home from work and see you watching the latest episode and his face will fall and he’ll just retreat back to the room without speaking to you LMAO

You have to promise to never do it again and give him lots of kisses. He’ll act super annoyed but he would forgive you in the first 5 seconds

GIRL he’s gonna love playing with your hair, he is lowkey (highkey) OBSESSED with touching your curls

Tries to do this at night though so he doesn’t ruin your hair for the day

Omg i’m writing a lot AHH 

Levi loves how easy it is to be around you and how effortless it is to love you

He’s not into the theatrics and he hates unnecessary drama so when he’s able to find someone he can be 100% himself around without worrying about rubbing them the wrong way with his personality...he’s so hooked

He appreciates your bluntness! He doesn’t like when people beat around the bush, he prefers someone who is always honest even if it comes off harsh! He’s the same exact way!

HE simply adores your beauty mark, you’ll just catch him sometimes looking at it (and your lips ofc) he thinks it super adorable but he also won’t be super obvious about it

He hates how much money you spend on iced coffees, he always wonders why you can’t make it at home like how he makes his tea at home

You’ll walk through the door and he sees a cup in your hands

“Didn’t I buy you an iced coffee this morning? You still haven’t finished it?”

“No, this is another one.”

“You’re 90% iced coffee at this fucking point.” 

One day he gets so fed up and he just buys all the ingredients to make your iced coffee at home and I’m not talking about him getting some basic instant coffee and some creamer, this man is ordering all the flavours you like

You like hazelnut syrup? He got it. Caramel? He ordered it. You like sweet cream cold foam on top? He bought a milk frother.

He’ll tell you he regrets it later on bc of how much space everything takes up

“Our kitchen turned into a shitty ass starbucks” 

He doesn’t actually regret it tho, he knows how much you love it and that’s enough to make him feel satisfied 

How Levi asks you to be his valentine

This man just straight up texts you! (see image below)

PLS Levi acts so hard but in reality he is so soft for you

After he presses send he constantly checks for your reply

Jumping to his phone when he feels a vibration in his pocket and then gets disappointed when it’s not you texting him back

How Levi spends Valentine’s day with you

For the valentine’s day itself he plans a road trip for the two of you and even though the destination is breathtaking and gorgeous, you can’t help but to think the best part was the journey

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i would like to bless your followers and dash, sooo can you give me a crash course in noir 😊😊

OMG YES OFCCCCCC💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

OKAY SO HERE IS THE DEAL

NOIR is a nine-member boy group under Luk Factory

(Not really pleased with how they are promoting my boys but imma get over it one day!)

Our fan name is Lumiere (or Lumi) and we don’t have any official colors or a lightstick yet.

Noir debuted on April 9th of 2018. With the mini-album Twenty’s Noir. Their title debut song was Gansta (SUCHA GOOD VIDEO) 

They also had a predebut song called As a Star and it makes me so soft.

Their next comeback is on the 27th (THIS MONDAY!!!!!!) The album is called Up the Sky and the title track is called Lucifer

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MEMBERS 

Shin Seunghoon

Shin Seunghoon is our precious leader!!!! 

(He was what got me into Noir. I saw a video about the best leaders in kpop and I was like)

He is 27 years old. His birthday is May 30th, 1993 (He is a Gemini)

Boy is tallllllllllllllllllllll

like he’s 5′10.

but in pictures by himself he for real looks like he is 6′2

istg he is like 65% legs.

ALSO MAN AS A RIPPED CHEST SORRY BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOIRING

He is the leader, main rapper, and also sometimes a vocalist (but the rappers in this group pretty much fo everything)

HE SPITS FIRE when he wants to. 

Really good at freestyling 

He makes mixtapes on youtube on Noir’s channel. (I think he has 5 out now)

He is a college-educated man!!!! (He went to Korean National Open University

He took taekwondo when he was younger

The man trained for 8 years

He and Hoyeon compose and format a lot of their songs with a team of producers from LUK

(I often think he and Chan from skz are really similar.)

Seunghoon is legit a father of 8 soft crackhead kids. istg he is so done with them most of the time

We call him our koala because he looks like one <3

Seunghoon is obsessed with accessories and wearing them to the point where stylists literally have to take them off of him. (I have never not seen picture of him not wearing jewelry. )

he is actually in the military right now and i miss him so fricking much TT

All in all hot boy on screen and soft dad in real life

Kim Yeonkuk

this boy I cant

Kim Yeonkuk. Damn.

he was on Produce 101 season 2

he was eliminated on ep.5 :(

He is the lead dancer and a vocalist

Yeonkuk is 25 years old. His birthday is February 8, 1995 (An Aquarius)

is totally the aegyo king but denies it

he seems cold at first but has a big ass bright personality its so freakin adorable

my personal favorite clip of him is and the boys dancing around on vlive to big bang and him saying fantastic baby (its sounds so cute when he says it)

He is also a 5′10 tall boy

he trained for 3 years

THIS BOY IS SO FREAKING SKINNY SOMEONE PLEASE EGIVE HIM A HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING TAKE HIM TO TACO BELL

not kidding

his waist is so fucking small its scary.

Yeonkuk=stringbean

literally a walking meme.

pause in any interview and he is pretty much gonna give you a memeable face

this boy is so loveable and goofy 

also if this boy doesn't post like 8 photos of him doing something on insta im convinced he thinks that it just didn’t happen

he never posts just one photo its always like 6-8

also I was highkey afraid he was gonna go bald last comeback when they legit turned his hair into smurfs pubes

Lee Junyong

Lee Junyong. When i say i love this man with my whole heart

also 25 years old

his birthday is March 1st 1995 (Pisces)

another 5′10 king

Main vocalist.

he is a former member of INX

his brother is Seungyong from N.CUS

he trained for 4 years

THIS MAN IS TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR THIS EARTH

vocals for days. VOCALS.FOR.DAYS.

Did a cover of BTS’s The Truth Untold with Siha and literally gives me chills.

He has little crooked front teeth so when he sings he has this tiny little breath in some of the words so his voice is even more distinct

BUT LIKE JUNYONG HAS THE CUTEST SMILE EVER (I love his teeth in that's a weird thing to say but i think they are so cute)

he is 1/2 of the Highnote Belting Club

talks. all. the. freaking. time.

he goes live alot

boy is obsessed with Yunsung someone save yunsung from him

total crackhead when not doing real interviews

never fails to make me smile

he is said to be the moodmaker of the group

APPARENTLY HE WAS IN ONE EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE DRAMA AND I HAD NO IDEA

he was in episode 6 of The Liar and His Lover

overall he is just so sweet and funny and its so easy to love him

Nam Yunsung

Yunsung is the Lead vocalist and Visual

24 years old His birthday is August 29, 1996

He is a virgooo

MAN IS 6FT EVEN

lead vocalist and LOOKS IT

he is the king of intense eye contact with the camera 

he looks like legit prince charming

2/2 of Highnote Belting Club

weird af

istg he is the biggest crackhead

very extra. (as you can see in gif)

he calls himself a vampire because of his super pale skin

he trained for 4 years

he raps part time

HE ACTUALLY ENJOYS EXCERCISE

he hides snack between his bed and the wall but apparently daewon and junyong steal them

I think he rooms with junyong? not sure

Someone save him from junyong. boy is going to be smothered to death

ngl their relationship is really cute

he was also in Produce 101 S2 but left bc of health issues.

cutest thing ever and then turns into a devil onstage

a literal puppy

he is big fan of ateez and he and another member actually went to the groups first concert in korea

he is just so precious and weird 

Kim Siheon

oml this smol bean

Kim Siheon god damn

He is 23 years old

Birthday is December 23, 1997 (Capricorn like meeeee)

also 5′10 babyy

Vocalist but also a rapper (he rapped suga’s part in their remix of BTS Fake Love)

LIKES TO BIAS WREKC FREAKING EVERYONE

Beware the Siheon

He has a hot older sister, Hanbit, from a group called Hot Place (Their debut song is called TMI and its pretty good.)

HOTNESS RUNS IN HIS FAMILY

he trained for 5 months

he really likes drawing and does caricatures of his members

he is the eyebrow king

idk his eyesbrows are just.... 

stylists do things to his eyebrows anf it just fucks everyone up

high key has the best fashion sense

others boys willshow up to vlive in like hoodies and he is wearing a freakin casual suit

BOY PLAYS TO WIN’

he is like a boss at every kind of game

claims himself to be sweet like “Heonie”

“Hi! I’m siheon! Heonie Heonie Siheonie!”

he is a litter quieter than the other guys 

BUT he is so funny 

he doesn't like spice on his food for some reason

yeah he's crazy

he trained for 5 years

he's just precious and hot and hot and really hot

Ryu Hoyeon

THIS MAN HAS GIVEN ME SO MANY PROBLEMS

Ryu Hoyeon.

So he is my bias wrecker. Boy climbed up my bias list so freaking fast

He is the main dancer, vocalist, and a rapper (he also composes and arranges with Seunghoon)

He is 22 years old

His birthday is February 6, 1998 (Aquarius)

anontherrrrr 5′10 babbyyyy

cheekkkkkbooonnneeeessss

SHARK BOYY

He says he looks like a shark and i agree

HE HAS A NICE FUCKING TORSO

There was a predebut photo of him half shirtless it was awesome

he was also on Produce 101 S2 

eliminated on ep.5 :(

he trained for 2 years

He, yeonkuk, and seunghoon were in the Japanese tour of the musical Altar Boyz with Teen top’s Niel,2PM’s Chansung, and many others

he has a semi viral video of him

when he was a trainee / on produce 101 he was dancing to nct127 cherry bomb and had an unfortunate but quite hilarious accident (just look it up its funny)

sucks ass at games. every game. ever.

he is a low-key crackhead. he is a calm crackhead lol

VERY ATTRACTIVE

he used to have a youtube channel

you can still see his insta (leaderyoo) its so freaking cute and has predebut stuff of all the boys

he made their entire remix of fake love

he choreographed their song Diamond and also their cover of Taki Taki (which was very hot)

becomes a beast when dancing

he has an original chore to WEight in Gold that is very.......(insert eyebrow wiggle here)

has that dorito torso

(tiny waist and broad shoulders)

also thighs god damn

He is also a HUGE Vixx fanboy

Alter ego is DJ Ironman

He is very close with Siha, Siheon, and Yeonkuk

they turned him into a traffic cone for the Doom Doom comeback

he speaks a little bit of English (just a little bit)

all in all I'm completely in love with this man

Yang Siha 

THIS MAN IS SO FINEEEEEEE (he's my bias btw I have never been so in love with a man other than jisung)

Yang Siha is just uugghghhh god damn

22 year old babyyyy

Birthday is March 9, 1998 (Pisces)

Lil baby is 5′7″ oml i love him

MAIN VOCALIST AND DESERVES IT

he likes watching youtube videos and anime

He trained for 1 year and 1/2

looks good in every freaking hair color

his voice does NOT MATHC HIS FACE 

but not like in a Felix level way

He says his most attractive features are his “feminine features” (he says his unpronounced Adams apple and his small noes and doe eyes

HE HAS SMOL EARSSSS and i lovethem

close with Hoyeon and Siheon

but like his voice though

its so freaking pretty

it gives me chills

everything about him is perfect

he has tiny lips lol

he can play guitar

legit i swear his entire closet is black he rarely wears color

legit EVERYONE LOVES HIM

if someone is hugging anyone in a vlive or something

its siha

its always siha

everyone cuddles siha

i wanna cuddle siha. fuck.

for some reason I've just noticed this

the boy likes to wear long sleeves idk why

he also always seems to wear this one necklace Idk why but its so pretty and i really love that he does idk

he says his favorite song by NOIR is Travel (its also my favorite. its on their debut album and omg his part <3)

he is just so pure oml everything he posts on insta just makes me so soft

he is just so freakin cute and makes me switch lanes so fast

Kim Minhyuk

ooooof this cutie

Kim Minhyuk is something else

i just don't know what he is lol

Lead rapper and lead dancer

22 years old

His birthday is March 18th, 1998 (Pisces)

5′11 boy yes sir

ALSO A COLLEGE EDUCATED MAN

He went to Seoul Arts College

he has an older brother

apparently he cooks in the dorms

he trained for 1 year

he likes to play basketball

he really loves taking photos on his camera

he HATES bugs. its kind of funny ngl

he also is deathly afraid of balloons (i will not apologize for laughing at this one)

He and yunsung loooove ateez. they went to their first concert.

HE SERVES LOOOOKKKSSS

I think he is the most versatile member (look wise) because sometimes its hard to recognize him with each comeback because they change his style

he has these really cute big circle glasses he wear and just uwu

he kinda looks like Simon or Theodore from Alvin in the chipmunks in the best way.

he has a thing about jumping

like whenever he gets excited or happy he just starts jumping

he smiles like sunshineeeeee

even though he is the second youngest a lot of the members say that they go to him for advice 

(probably cause he has permanent hold of one of the 3 braincells noir has)

he looooves girl group dances 

especially twice 

TIKTOK KING 

He owns Noir’s tiktok pretty much. also their insta

he's a precious chipmunk

Kim Daewon

Thhis baby oml

Kim Daewon is the cutest thing since that fluffy little dog whose name i cant remember

20 years old 

Birthday is April 18th, 2000 (Aries)

Lead Dancer, vocalist, maknae

PROTEC THIS BABY BOY

In pictures he looks tall af

actually...

5′7″ but looks like 5′4″

the cutest thing everrrrr

HIS CHEEEKS

the biggest fluffiest cutest cheeks

everything about him is smol except for them thighssss

trained for 1 year

he has one older sister

THE BOY NEEDS MORE LINESSSS LUK FACTORY GIVE HIM MORE LINESSSSSS

he goes off in the chorus of their b-side track “Between” though like fuuuuuuucccckkkk (lowkey one of my favorite songs by them)

literally one of the funniest people you will ever see

extra crackhead energy

makes all the boys laugh

he loves chicken and snacks (gotta keep those cheeks in top shape)

literally the softest boy

he's good at everything i swear

he likes to shimmy.

has a cute butt lol

he talks in tiny

literally the cutest maknae ever oml

I hope this helped guys!!!!! I really hope you can stan noir and support them in their comeback this Monday! I hope this helped @distrikt9 if you need videos or anything feel free to ask! I love sharing my boys. They really are so underrated. I did this so fast ngl. I've never typed so fast