#hashbrown motel

[catboymoments]

Vaggie redesign… and why she bink

I’m gonna get you outta there girl!!!

[deeriegeist]

I was 🌈 inspired🌈

(Server/group chat shenanigans)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got sent a free birthday gift by mistake that was a large size nightgown with Ankle Dust from Hashbrown Motel on it. The shirt itself said that it was for someone else's 16th birthday, and it made me lose a little bit of my faith in humanity.

[luciflamestuck]

girl who is so weird and silly [sorry it’s messy]

[theatrekidsstuff]

Gotta teach them young

[balfazuar]

One of the best memes yet

[mandms-blog-of-silly]

☆Rococo inspired Bjd Velvette Redesign!!

☆ A little sketch cause I like how it turned out!! <3

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[leafyable]

Hashbrown Motel Redesign!

I don't really like what Viv did to the show, because the pilot was so good, but how they executed the show stinks.

Anyway, here it is :D

[goldensunset]

NEVER make a generic post about blorbo archetypes because if it breaches containment the gentle psychological damage you will sustain from hearing every single character from every single fictional work under the sun that you have or haven’t ever heard of will overwhelm you

[lullabyes-nursery]

why the fuck am i seeing people do agere stuff with a canonical sexual abuser

[catboymoments]

some Hotel Purgatorium/Hashbrown Motel redux doodles cuz I’ve been thinking about them… I just took this franchise and said “my city now” and it’s been a blast. My ocs now.

[jingledbells]

THE GUY WHO WROTE THE HASHBROWN MOTEL AND HELLUVA MUSIC IS THE OTHER LIVING TOMBSTONE GUY ?!?!?,”!.?.

[ihavemanyhusbands]

"he enjoyed getting under your skin just as much as you liked getting under his." Oof, first of all!! Was this closing sentence unbelievably suggestive or was it just me?? 😭

May i also add that i LIIIVE for the hotheaded young woman with the grumpy old yet vicious man who normally takes no shits but somehow has a soft spot for this young lady trope?? The romcom of it all! The underlying sexual tension!!

Like imagine the next morning they're having a small breakfast at the motel and this busty blonde working at the cafeteria gives Duncan some extra pancakes and flirts with him, even going so far as giving him her room number. The reader feels livid but tries to brush it off but of course Mr Retired Girthmaster notices and teases her about it lmaooo 🤭 all while wanting to do something about the reader's angry pouty lips and flushed cheeks

RETIRED GIRTHMASTER 😭😭😭😭 im sobbing lmaoooo im glad ur liking it!! The way i see it rn its like, a non canon prequel to the black kaiser’s nightmare hahahaha they secretly want each other sososososo bad UGH

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Duncan muttered a quick thank you to the waitress as she refilled his coffee. He was focused on his food, studiously ignoring the prominent cleavage near his head.

You raised both eyebrows in half amusement, half irritation, smiling tightly as she refilled yours. You showed perhaps a little too much teeth as you asked her for the check, and she scurried off with one last glance at your companion.

“If she’d stood any closer, she would’ve poked your eye right out,” you said, pouring creamer in your coffee. “Those are a hazard.”

Duncan let out a small huff. “I hadn’t even noticed.”

“Oh please, she’s been pushing her tits out at you any time she’s come around. And don’t tell me she hasn’t been a little too present,” you continued with a scoff. “No shitty diner worth its salt has such attentive service.”

He observed you for a moment, breaking out into a smug grin. He said nothing, though, which only made you angrier as he casually shoveled a syrupy piece of pancake into his mouth.

“What?” You snapped.

“Nothing,” he said, not looking at you but still grinning a little.

“Tell me!” You urged, vindictively swiping the piece of hashbrown he was going to grab with your fork.

You ate it angrily and he shook his head with a chuckle.

“It’s kind of adorable when you get jealous,” he said, crossing his arms. “You get all wound up, like a little chihuahua.”

You gasped, appalled. “I’m not fucking jealous.”

The waitress reappeared then, leaving the check on the table. Duncan grabbed it and immediately showed you the paper. She had written her number and name at the bottom, a little heart drawn next to them.

He chuckled as your mouth thinned into a grim line, but you shrugged, trying to seem fully unaffected.

“I don’t care, do whatever you want, but you can’t fuck her in our room,” you said all too casually.

He snorted. “What makes you think I want to fuck her?”

You glared at him, crossing your arms over your chest stubbornly. He held your gaze for a moment, as if trying to convey something meaningful, but then he looked away.

Whatever the message was, you pointedly decided to ignore it…. For the time being.

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[theatrekidsstuff]

BRO THE THINGS I WOULD DO JUST TO HAVE THE HAZBIN AND HELLUVA PLUSHIES. I MEAN I’VE DREMT ABOUT GETTING THEM, I EAT, SLEEP, SHOWER, GO TO SCHOOL AND THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND IS THE PLUSHIES.

[novawiree]

sketches of @catboymoments’s hashbrown motel redesigns!! i love their designs sm 😭

[ask-squip-hq]

looking good hashbrown motel

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