#im kicking screaming throwing up

[jeonjcngkook]

the parasocial relationship with jungkook and the way we’re now in bed together is messing me up real good

[daaazai]

"Then God said, 'Let us make man in our image, after our likeness.'"

[kitamars]

i have nothing for halloween so take some yokai ginhiji doodles so you know im not dead ndnjvjd

[allmightyscroll-swag]

One moment I'm normal about murder drones and then I think about how worker drones were build to mine exoplanets and thus are most likely pretty strong THUS headcanon that Uzi can lift N over her head with ease. She also would give bone crushing hugs. She would grab V by the leg and chuck her across the room

[xxplastic-cubexx]

well that one comic panel with baby erik activated the sleeper agent in my brain that goes feral for de-aging angst... if you had the choice between erik protecting a suddenly de-aged charles or vice versa, which would it be and how how many years are they losing?

are you trying to killme. this amya very well kil me

[mini-leafster]

I am back.

Is everything alright? Why is maple leaving?

- |X|

I don't... I dont know..

[engie-main]

Thinking about Kung Lao and how unfair it is that he’s not real-

What do you mean I can’t kiss my lovable dumbass, what do you MEAN that I can’t marry him, what 😭 WHY 😭

[yaburnaee]

these two gifs……..post interrogation azriel pain

[cherry-toxic]

I always thought seeing grimmjow animated again would have me running in circles screaming but I feel more like a content parent clapping as my idiot child comes in last place on sports day, like you do your best baby I'm proud of you 😌

[serenedash]

Leans into microphone. totk sages from 10,000 years ago are just the foretellers, in this essay I will [I am forcibly removed from the stage]

[mandiemegatron]

ᴵᶠ ᴵ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ʰᵘʳᵗ,

ᴵᶠ ᴵ ʷᵃʳⁿᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱʳᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵇᵘʳⁿ,

ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃˡᵏ ⁱⁿ?

ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ?

ᴰᵒ ⁱᵗ ᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ;

ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ˡᵉᵃᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵈ?

ᴵⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢ, ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱᵈᵈˡᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ,

ᴵⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢⁱˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵇʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢⁱᵈᵉ,

ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ?

ᴵⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ , ᴵⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ...

My first commission done by the amazing, wonderful bestie of mine, @devils-bite !!! This is not only one of my absolute FAVES, but it has a special place in my heart because it was my first commission ever 🥺🥺🥺 I'm so thankful you took my idea and just ran with it, you spoiled me rotten with this gorgeous piece and I will forever recommend you to anyone who asks. Thank you for not only being my first artist but also for being such an amazing friend, I love you bestie and I love this piece forever and ever.

It deserved an upgraded post 🤭🤭💖💖💖

Thank you again bestie ! 💖💖💖💋💋💋

[vytels]

When your professor returns your first assignment, absolutely tearing it to shreds in his grading, while your working on the second assignment for his class:

I swear his class makes me wanna die lol

And next time I attend class, we’re going over how everyone did on the second assignment— like just run me over with a bus

[bangcakes]

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[computerpeople]

BUT THEN YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHY TRANSMASCS AND LESBIANS ARE PART OF THE SAME COMMUNITY AND THEY CAN'T COMPREHEND IT BECAUSE ITS LIKE HURRRR WHY WOULD YOU BE A LESBIAN IF YOU WANNA BE A MAN AND ITS LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

[transxfiles]

i am mentally ill :(

[patheticwhimsy]

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