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This shit was too cruel.
#i cant stop crying#I CANT STOP#HE DIDNT DESERCE THAT#im gonna vomit im not kidding#adar#trop#trop spoilers
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congrats on baby #2!🥰👍 part 2 to this post bc seb is a smug ass bitch when it comes to getting clora pregnant. and ty @rednite-dork for sending me the original pic ages ago LMFAO... i knew as soon as i saw it that i had to redraw it eventually 👼
#anne 1000% took the picture LMFAO......lewis-induced vomiting#i wanted to have the design of their kids out before drawing this since seb has to be holding their firstborn....widdle chubby ceweste#choccyart#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#hogwarts legacy#also ive started on the seb and clora as curse breakers oneshot🥰im still only on the outline and still ironing things out but#im excited to start writing it hehe......protective adult seb does stuff to me....🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#the premise is them investigating a town that has a bunch of strange occurrences going on that might be bc of a cursed object#AND THATS ALL ILL SAY..............clora living her sherlock life fr#OMG WAIT thats actually a cute idea LMFAO i should legit have clora try to channel sherlock when shes investigating BAHAHA😭😭#if anyone has any ideas/things theyd wanna see abt them as adults on the job lmk send me an ask/anon or reply im open to suggestions#the oneshot is gonna be pretty lighthearted and slice of life so#tho there IS a smut scene at like the very beginning that i wasnt planning on BAHAHA but thats just what happens when u write seb...😮💨
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WAIT WAIT WAIT . FUCK IM NOT READY .
#50 days till our anniversary ARE TOU KIDDING ME?#the shaking crying sobber oh my god I don’t know what to do . ( GOOD WAY I PROMISE)#just the thought of doing anything for it is terrifying me so bad 😭😭😭#I’m not sure . I was thinking a little comic maybe ?#I don’t think I have the strength to marry him yet I don’t think we’re the type or im literally gonna vomit and pass out 🤕🤕#txt#🦍🏄♂️🌊
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"yes im so fine"
*researches whether i can get my hands on ipecac*
#tw ed#obligatory MASSIVE do not do this#straight up poison that can kill you from one (1) time#used to be used to induce vomiting#directly the cause of death of karen carpenter and countless others#i wont i swear i wont#but i still researched it bc i was curious#tbh there are easier ways of poisoing oneself than semi illegal drugs#also if yall remember the post about a poison i own: i did more reseach and while that amount would probably kill me w no medical#intervention; it would take just under three times as much to be absolutely certain of hitting the toxic dose (calculated quantity per kg#of the top end of a given range. so it could kill me but if i was gonna go out that way id want about three times as much to be sure.)#honestly surprised ive never heard of any deaths from it. the most likely way to survive would be to throw it up i think#(or present to hospital and take charcoal or smth)#honestly though. my research says loss of consciousness and required intubation within half an hour in case studies#hence if you werent in reach of medical attention youd probably collapse an die#and i am very deliberately NOT mentioning what it is bc of how toxic it is#ive thought of combining it and another method to be absolutely sure but eh#honestly if it DIDNT work it sounds straight up embarrassing to admit to people tho thats one of the things stopping me#but literally a dose in a child requiring intubation and kid ended up in a coma recovered w no ill effects.#thats the dream yk. try and succeed and youre free; try and fail and you see no ill effects.#but yeah i wouldnt try w only the amount i have.#so im safe#....rereading the above. okay i might be a little mentally ill lol#but i am safe and absolutely nobody call the cops on me.#im fine.#tw suicide#puddleglum hours#nobody worry abt me ok. im fine.#just thinking silly lil thoughts like usual :)#EDIT: just occurred to me that using this poison could make it not look like a suicide
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thinking about how bobby acted so different during/after the lightning strike bc he wasn't a captain trying to save his subordinate. he was a father, desperate for his son to be in his arms again.
#like okay. yeah it was clear they made it EXTREMELY clear that this is what happened but like. im actually gonna vomit everytime i think#about it.#i love bobby so fucking much oh my god#they mean so much to me like i cant even think abt them too long without bursting into tears#bobby nash#evan buckley#911 fox#911 spoilers#911 6b#buck and bobby#911 6x10#im specifically referring to before buck got in the hospital. like the 'i got u kid i got u' is actually everything to me
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JJK IS ENDING SOON
Megumi better wake up. I'm so serious right now, I WILL find gege's home address.☺️
#jjk263#jjk spoilers#jjk leaks#megumi.#megumi please#PLEASE WAKE UP#THE KIDS MISS YOU#im gonna blow up#im going to vomit#“I'll do it as many times as it takes! Wake up Fushiguro!”#shambles#i can finally krill myself
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i threw up last night for the first time in like 5 years and i have no idea why and i’m wondering if it has to do with all the fucking stress i’ve been feeling this week like i’m ready to quit before the job has even started
#i don’t know why i thought i would be good at this#i mean i guess i didn’t think that. i just wanted to try and see#but what if i hate it and i have to quit and there goes another valuable professional experience and reference?#i just wish i could work at the lgbt center (where i volunteer) but i’m too chicken to drop hints that i wanna work there#they all love me and im good at the ‘job’ and i feel super comfortable there#maybe i should just stay behind a desk#cuz now im what. gonna have to show kids how to stand up on a paddle board when i can only stand up for one minute?#show them how to get back on it when i can’t even do that?#show them how to mountain bike when im too chicken shit to go downhill?#i haven’t cried this much in a single week since college#im gonna push through because i have a feeling after the first two weeks of camp it will get easier#but boy am i not looking forward to next week#phoenix talks#tw vomit
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NAPOLI CAN BE CHAMPIONS NEXT SUNDAY OH MY FUCKING GOD
#OH MY FUCJEN GOD#ARE WE FR WITNESSING THIS ARE WE#IVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS U DONT GET U DONT#this is all the kid me wished for. literally all my sport dreams are made of this im gonna vomit on the floor rn#i wouldve never NEVER thought it could happen in my lifetime im so serious i was crying when we lost to inter back in january GODODIDKDNDKDJ#i need to be put down#no seriously i need TO BE PUT DOWN
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had to literally run the stairs up to my apartment today so i wouldn't vomit all over the stairwell
#cw vomit#i parked my bike after a workday of feeling like im gonna vomit and then the signs were there#like i have a very specific order of signs that indicate that somethings is gonna come up#my jaw gets tight all of a sudden and then i start salivating and my breathing quickens then its over for me#my life is so boring that me vomiting is the highlight of my day#i think i need help#also its funny bc my mom has a severe fear of vomiting so as a kid i used to just vomit alone in the bathroom
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i wish my brain would . stop. or at least slow down a bit
#the fey speaks#cant even finish one thought before i get interrupted by 5 more....#truthfully wonder if what was diagnosed as adhd when i was a kid was actually a combo of autism + mania#maybe not though. tbh. maybe i have a 'delightful' mix of all three.#but anyway i was saying that because i don't actually USUALLY have my own thoughts distract me from my own thoughts.#i'm pretty distractable via external stimuli but not so much internal . except for when i am manic.#and idk the thoughts interrupting thoughts things seems like an adhd experience. but like i could still have it and just not that symptom.#i am not even really thinkinga bout this to be clear. this is just word vomit#even if i wanted to consider 'whether or not i actually have adhd'#which i do not.#i am pretty sure under normal brain conditions i have never doubted it#so i am probably just like. seeing things wrong right now#sorry my brain shut whatever i was thinking about there down already i forgot where i was going#i think i was just gonna say i think it wouldn't be very fruitful TO consider it. consdiering im a bit impaired atm#probably not the right way to word that but whatever.#ACKTUALLY maybe i shouldn't even be manic posting in the first place?
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this would be so funny to send as a middle-aged wife whenever your good for nothing husband who fell either into addiction or abusiveness when he got laid off in 2008 starts acting up but you’re 55 looking 45 and he’s ambiguously in his 60s and unlike him you didn’t age out of your sense of humor and ability to socialize so he just has to humble himself and shut up
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#DONT come at me like UMMM he’d just kill her!!!#i’m gonna be the one calling not all men on that#not because soo many of them would draw the line at violence obviously that’s untrue#but because some of them are aware that going into their mid 60s mildly obese with a spending habit and unfortunate disposition…#doesn’t exactly make them a hot prospect for any woman who isn’t tied to him by finances and familiarity#and not all of them are willing to kill themselves too and the ones who know how pathetic they are also know how they’d fare in prison.#anyways. RIP to my mother and aunt whose husbands im talking about#altho my aunts husband is a piece of shit and he can’t die soon enough#he’s not strictly an abuser to my knowledge but he’s a parasitic piece of shit#who straight up did not care when his wife was dying did nothing for her n o t h i n g my mom & her sibs took care of her#he didn’t even do like whatever couple of things mightve gotten her insurance and kept them from bankruptcy#refused to try.#now he’s got ass cancer and was disabled by an ass cancer induced stroke and she is his sole caregiver#vermin. vermin. vermin.#i went to more of her chemo infusions than him. i was 12.#my father is not that bad he’s just generally unpleasant like many men#people who have strokes/other disabilities sudden or otherwise requiring care are not vermin. to clarify. unrelated thoughts.#men who literally wouldnt lift a finger while their wife dies a slow and painful death but actually miraculously survives and#he continues to not give two shits about her or his family until he too is facing death and finds jesus and thinks because jesus forgives#he’s deserving of forgiveness from his wife and can live with himself having her wipe his ass when her kids had to bring her her meds#when she was vomitting for hours and near dead on the bathroom floor because he simply couldnt be bothered to get off his ass#and stop watching FOX news convincing himself that he’s part of the ‘elite’ despite being a nearly destitute man#who came from nothing knocked up his college gf had a meagerly successful career the earnings of which he lost in the stock market?#vermin!!!!
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competent medic eddie lets fucking gooooooo
#the kid calling him 'dad' im gonna fucking vomit#kelly watches 911#ugh eddie looks so fucking hot what the hell
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😰😰
#the sky speaks#i need to word vomit ^_^#and maybe actually vomit. or possibly cry#i was literallyfine this morning and then i took a shower and went to work w my mom and the dysphoria has hit me like a fucking freighttrain#i read my coming out letter to my therapist last week#idk i think saying it all out loud changed something in me. i feel like im constantly going to burst if i dont tell my famyiky soon#i want to rip my chest out and curl into a ball and scream#think i am Finally (after like a decade of wanting one) im gonna get a binder#it sounds so silly now like. idk at first it was a survival thing but.#i couldve safely come out like. 5 years ago?#but i was too afraid of change! and still hoping i would change my mind for good#i still dont know when ill tell my family but my step number one is gonna be gwtting a binder and boxers like ive wanted for forever lol#on another note my dad told me my outfit was giving divorced 35 yr old man who sees his kids twice a week#love to see it 😁
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tw:cartoon vomit
im sick and i hate it
#i actully feel like im gonna throw up if i even open my mouth#this sucks bro#its been awhile since ive been actually sick#i hate it#im tempted to just go to the bathroom and vomit my insides out#but there will probably be kids there#so like#no thank you#ill just suffer ig#tw: vomit
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I really need to do something about this anxiety
#its so so SO bad#its bcs of my mandatory internship#i just never know what ill get from day to day and what they expect from me#and its until the 2nd of feb thats the worst part#minus the holidays thats 10 more weeks#ive been counting down every second#i like the environment i like the kids i like the work#so tell me why i still feel so horrible aweful like im gonna die every day#- edit#wish i could throw up my anxiety#really wish i could just throw up once and then for my fears to be gone with my vomit#i need to throw up so bad bruh at this rate i wont make it to feb#plus a teacher scared the living daylights out of me today#about what my future will look like well#lets all just kill ourselves ❤️
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#i dont know why i thought that would be any help#of course its just all my fault and god forbid i ever cry over stress when i could be doing more productive things#i feel like im gonna vomit again but if i do she'll probably just say im faking for pity or some shit#im so fucking screwed and my schedule is so fucking awful i cant even do anything to help myself#and trying to ask her for help just pissed her off and she told me she cant help me because im impossible or some shit which yeah youve#told me this multiple times#and im also well aware because tutors have never fucking helped and the one person who has been able to help me has been busy#and its always all my fault and i must be doing it on purpose bc she did it with a ged and a kid and im just sooo smart it must be easier#and part of the reason i even got this sick in the first place was from stress and being too fucking busy for an appointment#but sure whatever if i just worked a little harder if i just apply myself if i just fucking email (which i do and it doesnt do anything) i#would have zero problems ever
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