#im gonna strangle him i swear to god

[merry-the-cookie]

havent wished on my little brothers demise in a while but lucky for me hes keen on reminding me why i couldnt stand him when he still lived at home <3 cant wait for him to crawl back to paris

[myketheartista]

if simon fairchild or elias doesn’t come clean within season 2 im kicking both of them in the back of the legs and throwing them down the stairs, i don’t care if they’re old, they’re probably time traveling eldritch horrors like everyone in this damn show, they can survive

[the-acid-pear]

Man I am getting ready to play DSaF 3 again and I just can't get over what Harry told me. That's unironically the most horrifying "I have no mouth and I must scream" shit I've seen because while the things being done (personality changes, emotional and physical restrictions, radical changes to their bodies, memory wipes; all this against their will) isnt something i've not seen before the fact that this is done so regurlarly and is treated as such a common practice that has been going on since the 70s and run by the fucking equivalent to McDonalds is so blood chilling to me.

[shiroisotto64]

Hi can I pls request Asmodeus X cranky in the morning !Reader X Fizzarolli

Reader is always cranky in the morning and is always cursing out fizz for using the horn again “ fizz I swear TO FUCKIN GOD IF U USE THAT HORN AGAIN IM GONNA SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS , AND I PROMISE ITS GONNA BE MORE FURTHER THEN OZZIES DICK 🤬 “ and asmodeus always have to calm reader down

If u seen the new recent episode of helluva boss

- fizz does it just to piss you off at this point. He thinks you’re hot when you’re angry. Especially first thing in the morning. He doesn’t take offense to you fussing at him because he knows you love him.

- Ozzie’s slowing sitting up to see you trying to strangle fizz and Fizzarolli is just laughing as he lets you do so. Sooner or later asmodeus has to pull you to apart. He softly scolds you for trynna strangle Fizzarolli first thing in the morning.

- one time a random incubus came in a little to loud. And you pitched a fit. You also threw yourself at the poor soul. Ozzie let out a girly squeal and fizz just watched as Ozzie tried to pull you off of them.

- you looked like an angry cat. LMAO. Really though they love you and both of them find it amusing. Spices up their mornings ya know?

[itsangelll]

hiii I was wondering if I could get some headcanons of how the twins would be in bed 🙏

tyyyy

A/n:OOO OKAY I LIKE THIS also UH THANK YOU MY CUTIES FOR GETTING MY LAST FIC AT 200 NOTES I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND IM ALMOST AT 400 FOLLOWERS YOU ALL ARE SO SO CUTE AND KIND MWAH MWAH.

summary: what the request is

warnings:uh mentions of sex just basically don’t read if you’re not comfortable just scroll.

don’t steal or copy my works

Under 15 Dni

Gender Neutral reader!!

TOM KAULITZ

-now we all know how this mf has done it with many women ain’t they all lucky.

-this man I swear he could go on for hours yeah you could be tired but him? oh no he will go on and on 5 hours he’d be tired.

-this man would fuck you so dumb like genuinely

-he’d make your eyes roll back

-definitely have hickeys all over your body, or bruises from his hands cause he just loves to grip your hips

-would he fuck out his frustration with you? Oh yeah is he gonna be gentle no.

-this man loves your nipples while he’s fucking you he’d suck them till their all sore <3

-bet this guy has a damn choking kink if he’s mad like if you were the one that pissed him off man would QUITE literally be almost strangling you not meaning too he’s just that pissed off while he’d be saying: “You’re really fucking quiet now? can’t even say a word without being a blabbering mess. Guess I’ll just have to fuck you even harder, Till my name is the only thing you can remember in that pretty head of yours.”

-he loves rough sex but sometimes he’d love just lazy sex if you too don’t wanna go too hard at it.

-expect a lot degrading and praising who knows what’s gonna come out of his mouth

-he’d be so good with aftercare after he knows how to do it well.

-make out sessions with him are the absolute best

-can’t lie if your riding him I bet I swear to god he will whine and whimper don’t even joke with me he is a top but he completely melts when you’re riding him

BILL KAULITZ

-now now bill ugh god he’d be so sweet with you during sex kissing your neck face anywhere he can reach.

-he’d be telling you how good you feel just praising the absolute shit out of you you’d end up blushing cause of how sweet he is.

-Now this man is a kinky person lord he’d let you be top.

-gentle sex with him is the best just taking it soft and slow

-would bill be into pegging? Yes. Would he let you peg him yes.

-I bet he’d like to be handcuffed to the bed you know while you’re just teasing him till theirs some tears in his eyes poor thing.

-you’d both fuck each other dumb at this point you’d both be breathless.

-He could go on for hours just like Tom could till you couldn’t take it anymore

-AWWWH NOW DURING SEX HE’D HOLD HANDS WITH YOU ITS THE SWEETEST SHIT EVER LIKE UGH.

-sometimes you guys just want to have lazy sex since bill is always on tour.

-hmm I feel like he’d be the type to maybe like just call if he’s really desperate to hear your voice while he’s horny.

-he’s amazing with aftercare asking if you’re okay if he went too hard kissing you cuddling you and vice versa.

-I feel like he wouldn’t mind leaving hickeys on your neck either

-leave scratch marks on his back oh he’d like that.

A/n:okay well I’ve got no idea for a fic so send requests in guys!! I love you all mwah mwah

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[eggwishing]

LORD alfuckingmighty i don't think there is a single string of words i could piece 2gether to properly describe the absolute magnificence of ur art . you have such a vast understanding of art & so many of its intricacies. ur character designs are ALWAYS incredible, so so endearing & memorable. every time i see one i get incredibly excited & am strangled by the urge to make fanart because just. oh my god. you have some of the BEST color work i have ever fucking seen like it is genuinely fucking spectacular what you are able to create & look good with combinations of colors i would NOT think to place in the way you do if i were given the same palette. i feel like calling your doodles just "doodles" is like, WRONG, because every single one is something u could spend ages looking at on its own. i'd pick favorites to describe but we would be here for hours . you have the insane ability to keep your style consistent but are able to stretch it & change it for whatevers appropriate/the receive your desired result for the particular drawing and its just SO. SO. COOL. take literally all of this and add it to the fact that you can fucking ANIMATE !!! while still keeping all of these features of ur style intact and that fact is just OTHERWORLDLY to me in the best way possible . not only that but ur stories r always so very intriguing and it makes me SOO ANGRY that oc artwork & original stories dont receive the same attention as fandom work or otherwise because i swear 2 fucking god you go absolutely ABOVE and beyond in terms of creativity for ur stories & DESERVE THE RECOGNITION AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRORWGGGGGGGGGGGGRWGGGGGGGGGGRGGGGGGGGGRGGGGGGGGGGGGGRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG okay im done. i hav been up for almost 24 hours and saw one of ur drawings and got real emotional ihope uhave an awesome day eebrt i hope to be at least 10th place in ur list of biggest fans .

oh my god . I'm responding to this on a computer which doesn't have any of my usual images OR emojis that I would usually throw at you like. I don't know Someone who's really really REALLY good at throwing stuff. so I'll just use my words. THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!! this means the absolute world to me.. I did not expect to be blasted in the face by one million kisses when I checked my inbox, I had to sit back in my chair like WOW.... I love you .... I love youuuu...... thank you so much for the encouragement, I've been feeling not so confident And kind of afraid (leaving to study animation in college very soon) for the last few days n your words are lifting me out of the void like bingbong's rocket from inside out. not gonna lie your comments are one of the highlights of posting on Tumblr, I love reading them so much when you reblog my stuff. they're beautiful and always make me feel better when I'm feeling down... you were there from the days of homestuck dragons... you were always there for my ocs... You are a "real one." If I had a heart locket I'd print out your icon and put it in there along with all the other people I treasure ^_^ so yeah, definitely in the ranks... when I'm up on stage wearing a solid gold tuxedo (they had to wheel me in because I could not walk in the Solid Gold Tuxedo) and giving my speech to the world before I take it over my i will start by saying First of all I'd like to thank Mel Tumblr user Melissa-titanium On Tumblr for always hyping me up... could not have made it this far without him. And then I'd press the doomsday button and blow up every world leader.

I wish I could respond with something that appropriately returns the energy of what you sent me, but this is all I've got. Just know I am vibrating in my chair right now... hope you got some sleep!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[daddyhausen]

hey, could you do prompt 24 from the dialogue list with damian priest, please? 💓💓

• playful — damian priest •

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{ masterlists } | { wwe masterlist } | { damian priest masterlist }

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{ summary } — despite your desperate attempt to not be late for work, damian decides to mess with you

{ warnings } — none

{ word count } — 177

{ pairing } — fem!reader x damian priest

{ genre } — fluff

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{ beta readers } — @allelitesmut + @legit9thlunaticwarrior

{ comment if you want to be added to the taglist }

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{ 24 } — “i’m going to strangle you”, “you can’t even reach my neck”

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you chased him around the living room

although adoring the deep rumble of his laughter

you did not want to be late for your meeting

“damian i swear to god, i’m going to strangle you!”

in his hand he dangled your bra, high enough so that it was just out of reach of your grasp

“c’mon give me my bra back, you bastard!”

“firstly, you can’t even reach my neck” he began

“secondly, you’re gonna have to come and get it”

his taunts proved futile to your efforts, having to jump to even attempt reaching it

“if i’m late because of you, i’m going to kill you”

“c’mon mami, we both know they look so much better without it”

in an attempt to cup the swell of your breasts in his large palm

he let his guard down, allowing you to finally grab your bra from his grasp

“that’s it, you ain’t getting nothing tonight”

he furrowed his eyebrows in faux sadness, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind

“you can be so cruel to me sometimes”

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[ashenberry]

[ID: 3 images featuring Agent Phoenix from I Expect you to die. He has brown and grey hair slicked back and shaved on the side and brown eyes. Image 1: Agent Phoenix is in a wheelchair with a cigar in his mouth. He is wearing a black suit with an orange tie and grey waistcoat, as well as black gloves and jeans and grey shoes. He is smiling and looking off to the left and is against a red background. Image 2: Several sketches. From top to bottom: Sketch 1: Agent phoenix with his hands clasped together making a :3 face. behind him is an explosion with :3 over it Sketch 2: John Juniper with a hand to his chin saying, "wow you just sat there and listened to the whole [evil monologue]. i honestly didnt think that would happen" while agent phoenix sits below surrounded by lasers. there is a note saying ," could not figure out how to skip the monologue" and a clapperboard near his feet Sketch 3: Agent Phoenix chewing gum while levitating a mug towards himself. The handler in the background is saying, "i swear to god if you keep putting pre chewed gum in your mouth im gonna strangle you with my bare hands" Image 2: More sketches. from top to bottom Sketch 1: Agent phoenix holding a paper while smoking a cigar and thinking, "god i love smoking". in the next panel the paper is on fire and his expression is shocked. there is a note saying, "paper caught on fire :(" Sketch 2: The handler and Dr Prisim having a conversation Handler: Roxana you've seen Agent Phoenix in action you know we can help Dr Prism: Not this time, Reginald Agent phoenix is in the corner looking up with big eyes thinking, "divorce" Sketch 3: Agent Pheonix has both of his arms outstretched strained using telekenis while Dr Prism exclaims, "How are you doing that?! Thats Incredible!" End ID]

hello all 5 ieytd fans how we feelin

[chipthekeeper]

Hey. Hi. Because I’m very normal and not sick in the head, here are all the thoughts I had while watching the bonus featurette about the Aldhani arc (I know some of you are patiently waiting to see for yourselves so it’s under the cut)

- ugh Scotland you are sooooo……

- OH MY GOD WEVE GOT CLOSEUP SHOTS OF THINGS AROUNS THE CAMP IM GONNA BE TAKING ENDLESS NOTES

- Going to need so many gifs of my babies. So so so many gifs. I will pay

- Did not expect Susanna white to have that accent for some reason but I’m very into it

- Already lost my mind about this bit we got a clip of so many times but I will continue to do so

- “You have Vel who’s an incredibly rich young woman who’s grown a conscience” FASCINATING TONY TELL ME MORE

- “Skeen who’s a revolutionary by opportunity” some might say a mercurial man but yeah

- Oh a shot of Gorn but he doesn’t get a description, fine

- Oh i just made SUCH an embarrassing noise because VARADA IS TALKING SHES ON MY SCREEN SAYING WORDS AS HERSELF M

- oh. Oh sweet. Baby. Jesus. Oh. Oh my

- I can’t even describe what just happened above; you will have to see it

- Okay now I’m for real sobbing

- 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭

- They

- I keep making such loud and embarrassing sounds AND THE WINDOW IS OPEN

- Okay now to take a breath and actually tell you what that was all about. You didn’t really think I wouldn’t say it?

- Varada AND Faye talking about rehearsing their jump from the dam!!!!!

- And some footage of that where they’re just. Chilling and smiling and yeah I need oxygen

- Varada saying she’s “sufficiently terrified” to do the jump but has to do it with a straight face because cinta can’t look scared and holy shit this is truly everything to me

- There’s an AMAZING shot of them in costume on like a green screen stage and they like hug and then dance very ridiculously I’m definitely not crying no you’re crying

- ugh Jesus I just. That was a lot and I’m. Fine.

- Okay moving on

- Oooh Spotify artist of the year nick britell on my screen talking about sounds of the eye

- I SWEAR TO FUCK LUCASFILM IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THIS ART BOOK OR AT LEAST DOWNLOADABLE HI RES IMAGES

- Why the fuck are we suddenly talking about saw gerrera (not that I don’t love him but ?????? This is not the time)

- *strangled whining sounds about scenery shots with Skeen’s chopping line over top*

- Omg wife hi

- “We ended up being as close as these characters are by the end, you know, because they depend on each other and they have to believe in what each other can do” IM FINE 😭

- Jesus Christ I need ten more hours of that at MINIMUM

- In summary, I need this injected into my veins and nothing short of that will be enough

[yeonjun4beagles]

everyone’s always talkin about him fuckin u while ur wearing a dress..but thoughts on him fuckin u while HE’S wearing a dress? maybe one that unbuttons or unzips from the front?

i know what he posted on ig today is technically a rain jacket but ykwim 🤭

AAAAAAAAA IM SCREAMING yk what one thing about yeonjun that he's never gonna tell a single soul is that the reason he wears dresses, aside from that he's a fashionista, is that for easy access, for you, that is 😏

it's from the way he knows how much it turns you on when his thighs get exposed a little when he sits down, the hem riding a little, revealing his plush skin, the one you love to mark everytime you're going down on him, biting and kissing his skin. sometimes, he even intentionally wears them knowing your marks would show a little everytime he moves, walking around proudly.

when he sat down next to you, purposely lifting his dress up, the hem covering barely just enough, before taking your hand and resting it on his thigh, you just know your man is on to some shit. "jjun, what are you doing?", you harshly whispered, trying to cover your embarassment, eventhough your flushed face is giving it away. grinning, yeonjun turned his head to you and rested it on his hand. "hm? don't you think i look pretty today, princess? i'm wearing this just for you today", yeonjun said, his other hand inching your hand upwards, dangerously close to his hardening member. god, just seeing you all hot and bothered for him already got him turned on so much.

you sucked in a sharp breath at how close your hand is to his crotch, how smooth his skin feels under your palm, how his long hair is sculpting his face just perfect, how much you wanna bite his pretty, pink, plush lips– fuck, you can feel yourself drooling in both your upper and lower lips. "jjun, you're not funny, people will see!", you scolded him, your eyes signaling to the staffs across the room, who has no idea what was going on under the table. "really, princess? then why are your hand still on my thigh, hm?", yeonjun smirked, inching his face closer to yours, blowing air to your parted lips.

yeonjun then swiftly took your hand, sliding it under the hem on his dress and putting it directly on his crotch, this sly man. "feel what you're doing to me, princess. heck, you're not even doing anything to me yet i'm this hard for you~", yeonjun muttered, his head now tilted at your neck, peppering wet kisses. "hngh, jjun- the staffs- god, jjun", you whined, unable to form sentences, your hand slowly massaging his hardened cock. "what about the staffs, my princess? what will they say if they know what you're doing to me, hm? my dirty princess", yeonjun teased you, biting your neck, eliciting a strangled moan from you which caught the attention of the staffs.

"y/n, are you okay?", one of the staffs asked. "y-yeah, there was just a bug on my neck, right, jjunie?", you stammered, retreating your hand from yeonjun's crotch. "mhmm yea, but it flew away, i guess", yeonjun answered, a knowing smirk plastered on his lips.

"come, princess, how about we take this somewhere else?", yeonjun stood up, taking your hand in his, probably off to one of the empty fitting rooms.

a/n: EEEEEEKKKKK THIS WAS A LOT OF TEASING I JUST CANT 😭 this wasnt exactly him fucking you in a dress but him being a tease is just flooding my head im sorry JDBSKLZJQA 🥲 jjunie in a dress is my weakness, the day he wears a short dress or a miniskirt is the day i will lose my sanity i swear 😵‍💫 and thankyou for requesting!! hehe feedbacks and reblogs are appreciated~ and dont hesitate to send in more asks!! <3

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 3 react

im gonna say this like 50 million times but i really cant get over how cute they are hhhhhhhhhh

he got mikado's name right!!! congratulations shizu-chan

i think im just a sucker for surprised chibi shizuo or something he has no right to look so squishable

shizuo wants to be a good friend and give advice. noted for my fanfiction

the way he phrases "calm down and stop throwing" is. pfff

i wonder if that's some wordplay in the japanese version too

heiwajima "i hate violence" shizuo: punch your fiance.

also noted for my fanfiction: when frustrated shizuo's first thought is to punch, second thought is to tell him directly, third thought is a work in progress pffff

if i ever made like a vine compilation id use that "hmmm" panel as my transition between vines

they're so tiny so cute waguh

im definitely not going crazy over those shizuo panels

celty and shizuo's friendship kills me btw it's so sweet and i love how laid back they both are. best blunt rotation /j

also wtf are those "tik tik tiks" is that a fucking bomb

i swear to god if it's another shinra gift that just looks like a bomb but explodes to celebrate their 4 month mark's anniversary or something im giving celty permission to strangle shinra

i know it's for parody but shizuo punching a bomb has to be the funniest thing ive heard today

goddammit shinra

he's like the ultimate malewife but in the most annoying way possible. twitter malewife enthusiasts got what they wanted (trophy husband who will do literally anything for his girlboss wife and is madly in love with her and would shrivel up and die without her) but at what cost

[msookyspooky]

OH MY GOD SPOOKY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ thAT CHAPTER 13?????????? A MASTERPIECE!!!!

The "my girl" partmhjnjjhahhahahhuhuhaha I SWEAR i was brushing my teeth while reading and when my EYES SAW THOSE WORDS I JUST STOPPED??????? i stopped there with toothbrush all over my mouth for a good minutE TRYING TO COMPREGED TAHT!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHGGGGGG

I have no words to explain how much i loved loved loved that chapter!!!! i have been craving for that reveal since i started reading when you were still posting the part set 1 movie and IT DID!!! NOT!!!!! DISAPOUNT!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING EXITED FOR THE REST OF THE STORY LMAOOO 💞💞💞💞💞💞

SPOILER ALERT FOR CHAPTER 13

Yn, in my opinion at least 👀, def had the chance to play dumb, act as if she didnt knew, act as if they were forcing her to do whatever accusation dewey trew at her. but she didnt‼️‼️‼️‼️ and im just freakibg outtttttt she cares so much that AGAIN she put herswlf in front of Billy. After all the pain that doung that all those years ago brought to her, she did that and didnt even think about it. even after stu literally shot someone in the chest she cares so fucking much that the death of that person donest affect how she feels about him anymore (judy didnt actually dieee but yn doesnt know itt( they didnt need to get try to get jill before she hurt yn, they couldve literally just ran away from the hospital. But the choose to stay‼️‼️‼️ for stu i wont eve.n elaborate because my. Girl. My. Ficking. Girl. Was enough for me lmaooo‼️‼️‼️but billy didnt need to say athing! In fact, it would be better for him if he didnt bc he knew dewey woukd recognize him the second the spotlight was on him. But.he did. He defended yn the second he could. He defended her even if he knew no one would listen to him.

Im 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 anywaysssss hahaha i love your writing a normal amount............

Alsooo you wrote jill so so well that i wanted to go inside my phone and strangle her myself lmaoo

THANK YOU!!! I LOVE THIS REVIEW OMFG AFGSSG😍💘

Oh YN definitely cares and so do they there's just so much turmoil and difference in morals that it's a rough road but Billy and Stu saving her (To "kill her god knows when" yeah right 😒🙄) And her deciding to follow that moral compass and save Billy before her own ass because it was the 'right thing to do' (mm hmm 🤨😒) is just another layer they didn't know this situation could have!

Fr YN could have played dumb but I ain't gonna lie when I came out of anesthesia I slept SO HARD it was insane I was fucking out of it and barely formed thoughts so I can't imagine some bitch waking me up a few hours after my surgery trying to strangle me THEN trying to make coherent thoughts to justify why Billy is there 😣

And I think as the author writing it (And the girl reading it lol) like...YN is fucking tired.

I mean, her best friend and honestly only true friend died and she found his corpse and has that weighing on her conscience that it's her fault they seperated. Gale was never her friend 100% fake af and YN lowkey knows it. Karla is a friend by being Ray's wife but not on the level her and Randy are.

And other than Dewey; Billy and Stu is all she's got. In one night, she was truly stabbed for the first time not counting her arm or hand. Good and only Friend is dead. She's being framed AGAIN over fame she never wanted to begin with.

Dewey, as much as she loves him platonically, has changed because of that badge and being married to Gale and in Woodsboro (I noticed it from 3 to 4 with Dew to Sid and was shocked tbh) and has done nothing but make YN not trust him with her safety this entire installment.

Stu pointed it out in TT. That he was there no matter what, toxic or not. He knew the worst and best of YN and stayed there for his own selfishness but still for her as well. When Randy and Dewey only knew what YN revealed but she was living a double life that they UNDERSTANDABLY would be hurt and enraged over but Billy and Stu have been known and don't care

ISTG it's why I fuck with enemies to lovers sm bc your enemy sees your worst side, weakest side, you see there's and yet you still fall in love?

I think Billy has never seen these sides of YN and when he did in TT he was in a shit place in his life and still bitter over what she did in Set Up and Sequels Suck.

But Stu? He was in her life from Windsor to Hollywood on and off and got over her betrayal before Billy so it's easier for him.

And I hc Stu as fucking nuts to be blunt. Flys off the handle, impulsive, delusional, arrogant, has little value in peoples lives, doesn't discriminate with killing, sadist, possibly even a bit of a high functioning individual with a form of ASPD or just good old narcissism where he doesn't love like a normal person does so he forced himself into YN's life as a form of control but that doesn't mean he doesn't care for her he just cares for his own self preservation first and always will. While I hc Billy as an introverted guy with fucked up morals and possible hallucinations like his daughter Sam / he's more likely to snap than most people same with his Mom Nancy. But I think he feels love and emotions the same as anyone else he just has trust issues and cynical af.

It's why after so long...I mean, aside from money, Billy got what he wanted. YN is alone, isolated, depressed, anxiety, PTSD, no friends, everyone she cares for is dead or hates her, getting attacked by conspiracy theorists that claim she helped them. And I think he's realizing slowly but surely that maybe her suffering for trying to turn him in while saving him isn't what he wanted after all.

Thank you for the review and listening to me rant I just love these in detailed ones because sometimes you guys see things about the characters I don't even!!♡♡♡

[andvys]

hi my sweet 🩷 i'm here after reading part 1 of i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss and i hate this steve, want to punch him, want him to suffer, and never experience a pinch of happiness ever again 😁 some moments which made me want to strangle him the most:

You wish he was always so sweet and gentle with you but you rarely got this. 

oh? then he can go fuck himself if he's not always like that 🫶

‘I’m not in love with you anymore.’ 

you literally just promised us bitch boy

“Get out or I swear to god, I’m gonna kick your sorry ass!” 

I WILL JOIN HER 🫡

“Yeah,” he whispers as his shoulders slump as though this makes him sad, “it’s over.”

you're over.... better sleep with one eye open stevie 😁

“Did you really think that I meant that?” 

oh he's in for it... also i don't believe in second chances so you're already dead to me stevie 😌 y/n can go date heather now

“I didn’t, I-I’m not even sure if I ever loved you, y/n. I wouldn’t have fallen for her if I did love you, right?” 

bro... why would you come back to dig in your grave further... 😭

He doesn’t understand why this feels like an awful dream, like a nightmare that he hates, deep down. But he keeps walking away from you, there is no other ending for the two of you, only the one where he leaves you. 

oh i hate his sorry ass

its gonna be SO hard for me to root for them 😭 i would never look at him ever again if i was y/n but i am really curious on what's gonna happen next 🤭 how are you btw my lovely? ❤️ - honey anon

HI BESTIE🥹🥹 omg I got so excited when I saw your ask 🤭 i’m so sorry for all this angst and for bitch boy steve, he’s gonna grow up and be a better man 🥹

i actually don’t believe in second chances as well, especially in cases like this but…. i’m challenging myself to write this story so well that it makes everyone root for them again 🫢

he was a real asshole to her though, he will have a lot of making up to do…. king!steve won’t be there for too long though, he will soon change and omg heather x reader? 😏 i kinda like that

you’ll see jealous steve next 👀 and i’m doing okay!! i’ve just been writing on working for this fic which im so excited about! how are you, love?🩷

[tinydancerandthemoonchild]

It appears you and Glass that in common

// Poor Donnie

Huh? Whaddya mean? She's smart and creative and-

[He proceeds to gush about her for the next half an hour. Donnie looks as though he wants to strangle him.]

// donnie is suffering from "i swear to god im gonna bonk him if im not held back" because of how oblivious raph is xD

[navxry]

Explanation below: (utc, will tag everyone because Im insane unless you're on discord alone then oops)

Under any circumstances: lol no one because I could never.

Only verbally:

Sam (@paperbcy) - I will fight you only verbally with lore because I know well enough that you'll give me something to lose my mind over. And yes, if you do that with the kids, I will 100% rattle you like a maraca.

Yami (@pastel-rights) - I thought abt putting you on the too scared to fight them but tbh I would probably end up causing the fight 😔 so if we do fight, I'll do better on verbal because I can always give you drabbles to toss me over LMAOOOO (I'm sorry Yami)

Snob (@snobwaffles) - tbh I would most likely just fight you (/exag) on theories LMAO but not as much? You're like the least person I'd think of fighting but yeah, having a dispute is the funniest idea and I can't fight you physically 💔

Probably:

Tae (@nice-chiaki) - I apologize in advance but again, probably. You make me lose my shit over VC sometimes, Tae, but the most I'd do is just rattle you 😔

Es (@faesther) - sighs in astro-attorney event... yeah, probably, but not physically. I think it's funny if we'd have a trial again but it's about the dumbest shit and the others in the server get to witness the chaos LMAOOOO

Ansy (@ansy-tea) - ik you're not going to see this but I AM GOING TO RATTLE YOU AFTER AUYFF, IRODORI AND FLAWLESS. I am going to shake you like a maraca and God knows what crimes I will commit after. Am I sorry? Not really, but probably. It's still a huge probably because you can hand Pants to me and I'd book it.

Depends on the day:

OG Esther (@mixed-kester) - YOU. YOUUUUUUU... OHHHH. Sometimes I contemplate in the day on whether or not to rattle you man, and you. YOU. YOU GIVE ME IDEAS THAT BRING ME AGONY (/exag). But no, all jokes aside, depends on the day and if I feel like giving you something to lose your mind about because you do it to me with Esther, Kaeya, and Tinuvion LMAO

Ryan - I'm sorry but you made me lose it over Akira, Akechi, and the P1 protag and NOW in Raincode. I'm going to strangle you /j. Tbh you also made me realize how much I liked Heizou when he first released, and THEN killed me with him... AND THEN MADE ME LOSE IT OVER EVERYONE ELSE.

Carmine - YOUUUUU x2 OH, YOU... YOU MAKE ME WANT TO BITE YOU (/exag /j) I swear I'm normal I SWEAR. you are a lyney simp in denial but the shit you make me go through, the pain, AND THE CLOWNING TOO... I'm going to kick your ass with my muses and you can't stop me (/exag)

Literally never, an angel:

Mei (@meimeimeirin) - Okay but I'm gonna be fr here I. I could never LMAO. You're so nice to me and everyone and it makes me sad if I have to like,,, fight you. You're genuinely not confrontational and I feel like Zhongli would scold me if I tried.

Ying (@yingviere) - yeah, no. You're also very nice but also I feel like if I have to, I'd just do what I did in the recent event LMAO, but I'd rather not 🤲

Loqua (@taciturned-loqua) - mafia event flashbacks... and also you're the biggest Lovecraft simp I know during the mafia event. Even if I was the mafia as a joke, I'd refuse to target you. You're very sweet and I'd probably cry if I have to fight you.

Misha (@mishantics) - oh hell no LMFAOOOO you are a very talented artist, wild, but I rlly enjoy your vibes :D 10/10 won't fight you

Shiro (@leftdestiny-posts) - like Loqua, mafia event flashbacks. Also, you are extremely sweet when we VC-ed for the first time and I genuinely thought that you would be this imposing person but... nope LMAO (also if I have to, I'll do it via writing LMAOOOO)

Too scared to fight them:

Raven - You are a cryptid incarnate that I could never read and I swear to the Gods I would rather hand you my female muses for sapphic moments than fight you.

Anyways, will this get updated? Maybe. But this is fun so uh 🫡 I apologize in advance for the placements, but do remember that these are all /lh and I will 100% treat this as a joke because I don't wanna harm my mutuals.

Stole this from Tae's months ago and... forgot. Oops

Anyways haunt me if y'all wanna be added 🫡 will be doing the mutuals I can remember in both discord and Tumblr

[itscrazylate]

Three more pages left,,,,,,