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Messed up that I’m honor bound to not say suicidal jokes out loud. Could really really really use some of that rn. Instead I’ll just wish 1000 urgent emails upon my worst enemy sigh
#emails you emails you emails you emails you rmailas you emails you emails you emails yo emai#ugh#not my day#not my night either#why can’t I SLEEP#me#suicidal ideation#next best thing to making suicide jokes is cursing your enemies in deranged ways#mental illness#whoever invented insomnia imma get your ass
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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) find the holy grail
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Everyone meet my little son boy. His name is Chicken Sandwich n you better be nice to him!!
#they’re all together now!!!!#that’s bananaquit on the left and dickchainy on the right#he’s perfect#sewing#crafts#stuffed animals#arts and crafts
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Everyone meet my little son boy. His name is Chicken Sandwich n you better be nice to him!!
#he’s a birthday present for my friend#modeled after a crochet version (named bananaquit) that lives on their couch!#every time I sleep over on their couch I’ve ended up holding hands w bananaquit#so I’ve made him a son :)#happy birthday jam :)#I’ll miss chicken sandwich#sewing#stuffed animals#arts and crafts#made with love#I’ll post them together later
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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:
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getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u
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Poorly drawn Bulbasaur line [redo]
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modern au xie lian is the sweet looking guy who dresses in light neutrals and the occasional pastel and listens to hardcore heavy death metal. modern au hua cheng is the edgy looking guy who cries in his room at three in the morning to the gushiest love songs you ever did hear. thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Old Man Yaoi Semifinals
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new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score
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when it's the 60s and u can't get married to your best friend bc you're both men so you just tangle up your names and assets and business and money and songs into one gigantic legal monster because SURELY you're lasting together forever and then you have to go through the world's first gay divorce in the 70s and it's 10x more complicated than an actual divorce bc it wasn't actually a marriage. and also there's 2 other guys there you fucked over in the process. well this did happen to my good friends sir paul mccartney and john lennon
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
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