#im gonna explode im still laughing at that holy shit

[suggru]

okay so originally i meant to make this as a shitpost right (rest under cut)

but then i accidentally forgot to edit out batman from johnny's side since the original version was this (idk who made it)

SO MY FUCKING DUMBASS POSTED THIS IN THE DISCORD FULL WELL THINKING THAT IT WAS COMPLETE AND WHEN I REALIZED THE WAY J WAS FUCKING SCREAMING W LAUGHTER FHFKGIGK

[twodimensionalboyfriend]

Sick </3

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cw: fluff! smooches here and there i guess! gn throughout! also not proofread lol

I have fucking covid!! my bones are on fire!!!

on a serious note, i have never been sick like this before in my life, i had the worst skin and joint aches i'd ever had in my life and my head felt like it was going to explode with pressure and my ears are still fuckin clogged. so anyways im gonna project my problems into this fic in the order in which i experienced them as a form of therapy and if anybody else is out there sick rn, i hope you have a jason todd to make it bearable!

On a silly note, I met a stray cat in the neighborhood the other day but she's been spayed! im hoping this is the cat distribution system at play

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me," you groaned.

You're sitting on the couch trying to convince your boyfriend that you're not sick. It's just allergies! Allergies that come with body aches, pressure in your head, and now a fever.

Jason showed you the thermometer, "Dude, you're running at 100.1..."

You looked at the thermometer incredulously, "Isn't that thing super old? I mean how do we even know it still works? Take it again."

Jason sighed and scanned your forehead again, "Babe, we bought this a couple months ago." He glared at you as he showed you the thermometer again, which now read 100.2.

"Tch, that's barely even a fever," you said rolling your eyes.

"That's it. You're going on bed rest."

"Woah, what?? Jason, I told you I'm fine! Besides I have so much to do today. We need groceries, I have a prescription to pick up, there are so many dishes in the sink, I have laundry to fold and I have work this evening. A little cold isn't... what are you doing?" You cut yourself off as you saw Jason typing on his phone.

"Thanks for the to-do list! While you rest, I'll go and get this done. Grocery list is on the fridge and our pharmacy is in the store, so text me if you need anything else. I am more than capable of doing dishes and laundry, so you don't have to worry about that. And I love you, but you're crazy if you think you're going into work tonight. Text your boss a picture of the thermometer and call out. Or I'll do it for you, whatever you prefer."

"Ar-Are you sure? I mean it's..." You trailed off. You really did feel like shit and it's not like you necessarily wanted to do these errands and chores. After a moment of thinking, you sighed and relented, "Okay, fine, only if you're completely sure you can handle it."

"(Y/N), I'm an adult. If I couldn't do laundry, you should be worried about me." You tried to laugh a little, but it quickly snowballed into a coughing fit, "Woah woah, take it easy. I'm gonna take the list and go to the store. Again, text me if you need anything or if you just wanna say hi," he said with a smile.

Your eyes welled up a bit as you whispered, "Thank you, Jason. I love you very much."

"I love you too, I'll be back soon."

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The front door swung open and Jason's voice rang through your shared apartment, "Honey, I'm home!"

You couldn't have gotten up if you tried. You're sickly moan from the couch alarmed Jason, and he dropped the groceries and ran to your side.

You were lying on the couch in your spiderman sweats and a hoodie; your arms draped over your eyes to block out the white lights from the kitchen that added to your headache. Your entire body ached like it never has before. The sight squeezed Jason's heart. "Oh, honey," he said sympathetically, pressing his hands to your cheeks, "Woah, you are burning up! Hang on." He snatched the thermometer from the coffee table and tested his partner. The screen lit up red. It read 101.7.

You mumbled, "H-Holy shit..." It was a bit too much to talk right now.

"Okay babe, I got you some chicken noodle soup because that's what Alfred always made us, and I don't quite have his cooking skills--and this is, uh from a uh... a can--but I'm gonna make some for you, and that should hopefully make you feel better," he looked at you with worry. "Then would you want to watch Pride & Prejudice while I folded the laundry? The movie obviously, since you like it. Even though the show is better," he grumbled at the end.

God damn it. You were crying again.

You were experiencing so many different emotions you didn't really know what else to do. You loved Jason so much and felt so much gratitude for the way he was taking care of you. As if there was nothing else he could possibly be doing right now other than be here. This is on top of the fact that you've been in agony for the past hour as you got worse and worse; and you were really tired of feeling that way.

This shocked and scared Jason, "I'm sorry!! The movie isn't that bad! I just like that the show's more accurate to the book! Also, when Lizzie runs through the rain, why does she grab a soaking wet cloth from the very same rain storm to dry her hair?! I'm sorry I just--"

"I love you so much," you croaked out. "I also feel like fucking garbage."

This put Jason at ease and he kissed the top of your head. "I'm sorry you feel like shit, sweetheart. I do this because I love you too. Like, a lot. Now stop talking and spare your voice. Let's get you cozy and hopped up on vitamin C, and we'll just take it easy."

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The next morning, you woke up. You sat up slowly and realized most of the pressure in your head is gone. Your body no longer felt like it was on fire! Definitely still congested though. You also realized you fell asleep on the couch after the first proposal, yet you were currently sitting in your bed. Jason must've brought you in. Suddenly, a sneeze crept up and exploded out of you. Then another. Then one more. Jesus, that hurt your chest.

Your fit was loud enough to let Jason know you had woken up. He came into the room holding a spatula. The opened door let in a sweet smell and a sizzling sound. "How are you feeling, baby?" He walked towards you.

"Well I can bear to be conscious, so I'd say much better. What's going on in the kitchen?"

He pressed his hand to your forehead and said, "Pancakes! And lots of orange juice. I don't think you’re in the clear yet. Sit tight; I'm gonna get the thermometer and take your temperature."

Ignoring his request, you got up to meet him in the living room. You stepped out of the bedroom and was met with the sight of Jason discarding the pancake that had burned due to his doting. He saw you walking towards him and urged you to go back to bed, "Go back! I'm gonna bring you breakfast in bed. Pancakes, juice, fruit, the whole shebang."

"No it's okay, let me be out here with you. I'd kiss you good morning, but I fear I might poison you and get you sick."

Jason stole a quick kiss, much to your surprise, "I spent all night with you. If I were to get it, I don't think a kiss would be what seals my fate. You're plate is ready, by the way."

He handed you a plate stacked with 3 pancakes and a butter slice, drizzled in maple syrup with strawberries and whipped cream. It was beautiful, "Oh my god, Jason, that's so gorgeous I don't think I can eat it." Your stomach growled and promptly gave away your true feelings.

"Tear it up, baby girl."

You sat down as Jason finished making his stack. He sat down with you and you both began eating. Pre-packaged pancake mix has never tasted so good.

"Thank you for nursing me back to health, Jason. You've made this past few days in unbearable hell feel more like a manageable limbo."

He laughed, "What else was I supposed to do? Let the love of my life suffer?"

"God I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you in my life."

"Well, fortunately, you'll never have to." He leaned over the table and pressed a syrupy kiss to your lips.

if there are an content warnings you think i missed, please tell me so!! i’ll add them to this post and remember to add them to future ones!! :) ♡ ♡

and pls pls like and reblog and reply!! literally if you interact i will kiss you on the mouth

[thank-you-doggo]

Hop to it! (FNAF/Finding Frankie OC POV story)

yeah getting a little silly "Hop to it, Nightgaurd!"

A voice rings out through the halls, You are a Nightguard. Currently sitting in an office staring at a low poly screen, and you basically immediately get nervous, oh great, these things talk? Wonderful...You peek out of your office door to the left and dont really see anything right away, and when you go to see what the hell is happening, youre greeted to green eyes outside your office window, a giant rabbit.

You scream and slam the door shut out of surprise, and you see the rabbits laughing at you, muffled through the window, but still laughing, apparently he found your startle funny. And you stare in bewilderment of how on earth this thing was an animatronic. "Please go away!" You say, as if it would listen to you, that thing could kick the door down easily with those massive jackrabbit feet of his if he really wanted to. "Well, since you asked nicely, Ill leave.~" Said the giant bunny, waving goodbye and walking down the hall back to the stage, you cant believe that worked, genuinely. You sigh with relief and go back to your Ipad with the cameras, crusty ass screen with dust caked on. You reach for your coffee not really paying attention, and someone gives it to you. "Oh, Thanks" you say absent mindedly. "Your welcome, buddy.~" How generous, helpful even. You dont even notice straight away that you were NOT supposed to A; get assistance, and B; a reply. It takes you a hot minute to even realize what the hell just happened, you didnt even realize two big ears flopping over your head and the slightly weirdly calming smell of Carrot cake and chocolate...

"!" You look straight up so fast it even gave you whiplash, theres the rabbit, named "Hop." Standing over you genuinely watching your screen, mainly looking at your thumbs that you use to switch cameras. Hes munching on a carrot, leaned on your chair a little, no wonder you felt a presence. You're quick to react, jumping out of your chair and scrambling across the floor and facing him, holy shit hes HUGE up close, 12 ft something bare minimum. Your eyes are as wide as saucers and your hearts literally gonna explode. "ehhh, whats up, Doc?" Hop said sarcastically as he eats his carrot, taking your place in your chair and somehow not breaking it, guess hes lighter then you thought, you watch him spin cheerfully in the chair, lifting his feet off the ground so they dont drag. "Wh-Where the hell did you come from!?" You say, taken aback. "Thought id grab a snack and watch you, youre doing pretty good for a new guy." says the giant bunny, "been watching yer thumbs thumbin' all over that dusty thing, im surprised you can even get that thing to work." Said Hop mimicking your thumbs like as if you were playing a gameboy. You stare in surprise; "You dont wanna...rip my head off and stuff me in a suit??" You say sounding totally caught off guard. Hop laughs and rubs his chin as his foot thumps on the ground out of glee. "Hah! What do you take me for? I dont wanna kill ya, just wanna watch.~" He says giggling awfully giddily.

He just...wants to hang? Hes chill? Okay...makes your job easier. He seems to be the only active one too.

"Okay...." You say kinda hoping hes telling you the truth. "Just...dont bite my head off okay? Can I have my chair back, please?" You say politely, not really wanting to find out what its like getting kicked in the face by a giant bunny. Hop leans and pulls you by your shirt on the sleeve and pulls you onto his lap, and he rests his chin on your head as you sit with him, okay, hes vibing with you I guess. "Nope! this things comfy, Id be happy to share with ya though.~ I forgot how small Humans can be!" Hop said, you dont really need to use the cameras, hes the only one up and about. You see hes real, like a real giant rabbit, he didnt even feel like an animatronic. He seems nice enough you suppose.

[em0puppy]

i really don't normally do these things but i've been starting to feel just a teensy bit guilty about not being the sappy type lol and i got this urge at 1 am this morning while in a coffee-driven all-nighter and decided fuck it (this is a repeating factor in decisions i make. send help.)

so here's a small lil list of amazing people i'm genuinely overjoyed to be friends or even just moots with <3

yes im copying brookie bite me /silly

stuff under cut cuz this is gonna be long lol

@mischiefburns - my darling husband first of course !! <3 half joking marriage aside i'd say you're one of my closest friends - even if we've only known each other for just a few months. you're just the right amount of gentle and still know when to put your foot (er, claw-bug-thing) down, and i admire that about you. you know when to stop when boundaries are set up and to not push those, and you're not afraid to enforce your own, something i constantly fail to do (• ▽ •;) i love how open you are about yourself and how caring you care <3 ilysm !! mmmmwah :3 (im trying to get better at regretevator i promise)

@bluginkgo - first things first if you disagree with anything here i will punt you. (/silly /hj) you're so endearing, and your little emoticons never fail to make me smile. the message you sent me the other week really helped a lot, and your reaction spamming when i post art really does help with my motivation !! you're one of the most wholesome people i've ever met, and when your discord pfp changes to your sona with a bandaged leg i get worried for you. i love seeing your discussions in the nuzi server or your art popping up on my dash because HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GIFTED I TELL YOU !!!! like your nuzi fankid exploded my final 0.3 braincells i have left in the absolute best way but i'll save that speech for another time <3

@noridoorman - HIIIII MOM >:3 (i hope this tag is ok!! lmk if it's not <3) you're literally the second person i thought of when writing the idea down for this fhsfeesfigr. i love hanging out with you in VC and watching your stream or you drawing or listening to you and doomed voice ace attorney and you threatening to throw certain people (brookie and blu specifically) out windows or grab them by the scruff is literally the highlight of my day and never fails to make me laugh. you're so kind and funny and i'm sorry i can't share your love of k-pop 😔 (/silly) TRYING TO CATCH UP ON CINNAMON SCENT TOO BUT THE ADHD IS LIKE NUH UH </33

@brookiedaaroacecookie - im claiming you and miko as my siblings we can be triplets (/hj /nf) BUT SERIOUSLY THO i view you as my younger sibling and i love hanging out with you <3 you officiating mischief and mine's (GRR OFC IT WAS REAL /silly) wedding will forever be a memory i'll keep and tell to my grandkids in sixty something years or something like that idfk. i still have your little tag thing screenshotted and i'm sorry i can't tell the difference between french toast and grilled cheese </3 (/silly) also whats keats and why do you always laugh at it or was that an autocorrect thing /silly but also /gq

@spinnydraws - DFUHERFGRGIE I KNOW WE'VE ONLY BEEN MOOTS FOR LIKE. A WEEK AND A HALF OR SOMETHING IDK. BUT. HEAR ME OUT. already i view you as a friend and i'm extremely grateful to be moots with you! you're extremely funny and kind, and when you like or reblog my art i ascend to heaven. everytime i see your art i explode all over again even if i've already exploded not five minutes ago. AND WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY SO N. LITERALLY. WAHT. (/vpos) BUT LIKE. honestly you're a big comfort of mine already (i have a problem of wanting to be besties with literally every n kinnie out there. uzi kintype noises.) and i'd love to get to know you more !! <3

@nuzilicious - i refuse to give up trying to make you undislike me. until then all u get is ur awesome and im extremely thankful u havent blocked and banned me!!!!!! /silly /j

@uzibrainrot - omg what do i even say. you're so wholesome and so goofy and i loved roleplaying md with you on roblox even if it was just for a bit and if you wanna do it again sometime i'd absolutely love to!!!! i know we don't interact much but when we do it's awesome !! i promise the art trade is almost done i promise promise promise shhdshjdshfh. ALSO WHEN YOU WANNA WORK ON THAT VOLL CRACKFIC TOGETHER LMK!!! :DDD!!

i would @ andy but idk his tumblr so um. andy if you see this, you're not only one of the kindest most woke and most funny beings on this planet (i've never seen a cishet guy do a colon three it's literally so funny HELP /lhj /gen), but also a mind-blowingly awesome mc player !! :DD

ok i must disappear into the void to take care of my cramps (ew) so im gonna die now but ily all sm and hope you're all doing MORE than great !!! :DD!!!!! (/p /gen) explodes and dies in the grand canyon. or something. idk i need to stop exploding.

[chocolatecake47]

My Season 7 thoughts, tears, & freak-outs

“Long live the walls we crashed through, how the kingdom lights shined just for me and you!!!!!!!” 

Callum’s voice when he said “Soren what happened?” BROKE MY HEART he said it in such a small way and THEIR HUG LIKE 😭 

Ezran baby boy sweet precious child I love you to the moon and back 

I’m not even going to say anything about all the fighting because…..ITS JUST TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW 

ALL THE RAYLLUM KISSES LIKE I BLACKED OUT DURING ALL OF THEM SO GONNA HAVE TO REWATCH THOSE A MILLION TIMES BUT OH MY GOSH THERE WERE SO MANY 😭 THEY WERE SO SWEET WHEN THEY KISS AND THEN GO BACK IN FOR A SECOND LIKE AHHHHHHHHH

ELF CALLUM MAKES A REAPPEARANCE WHERE IS HUMAN RAYLA

Oh Soren not wanting to see his mom 😭 

TELL ME HOW THE SECOND THAT GUARD CAME INTO THE ROOM I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO TELL JANAI MIYANA WAS PREGNANT TELL ME HOW I KNEW INSTANTLY 

TERRY YES BREAK FREE RUN NEVER LOOK BACK

I think we need to talk more about Aanya. She is so confident and strong and tough and just so there for Ezran and I think we under-appreciate here. 

“My heart for Xadia” NOOOOOOOO THE FIRST EPISODE AND NOW THE (current) LAST EPISODE RAYLA NOOOOOO AND THE TEARS DOWN BOTH THEIR FACES DURING THAT SCENE

ZUBEIA??? HELP COME BACK

How am I going to watch the start of season 4 (my comfort episodes) if Zubeia is DEAD 😭 😭 😭 

If someone told me Rex and Avizandum were going again, round 2 and ON-SCREEN this time, I would have laughed. I was never anticipating that in a million years. 

SOREN IM SO PROUD OF YOU LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR WORTH AND YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU SOREN MY BELOVED 

“I still need you.” “I need you too!” I cried tears of relief. I was sobbing cuz Zubeia was dead and then they turned into tears of relief. I dont know if I could have rewatched this show if they hadn’t made up AND I WAS SO DAMN SCARED THEY WOULDN’T MAKE UP AND I SOBBED TEARS OF RELIEF. I think maybe that was all Ezran needed to hear. 

ZYM WHAT ZYM HELLO HOW WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY WHATT???? ZYM TALKED??? ZUKO IS THAT YOU???? I was SHOOK. Floored. Passed out on the floor, physically shaking, both crying and laughing at the same time. ZYM. OH MY GOD. I WASN’T EXPECTING WORDS TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 😭 😭 😭 

I don’t like Runaan but I have to admit, I was really impressed that he got down on his knees and apologized for his wrong-doings. That was a lot from him. I’ll have to evaluate how I feel about that. 

Ezran’s voice when he said he’ll forgive him…it was PEAK voice acting 😭 

WE GOT AN EZRAN AND RAYLA I LOVE YOU. WE GOT AN EZRAN AND RAYLA I LOVE YOU. NOT JUST I LOVE YOU BUT “I love you so much Rayla!” I’M DEAD I’M SCREAMING IM JUMPING UP AND DOWN I’M EXPLODING INTO THE STARS THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED I’VE WON I’VE WON I’VE FREAKING WON LIKE THIS MEANS THE WHOLE WORLD TO ME AHHHHHHHH

Oh Janai…I’m so sorry. What complicated grief that must be to loose them both in the same place to the same person and after everything Karim did….I’m so so sorry 💛💛💛.

“Callum wants to have 10 babies with you” GIRL KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE KNEW EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT OH MY GOD

The literal song Starlight by taylor swift, guys the name is Starlight has that line: 

“WE COULD GET MARRIED HAVE 10 KIDS AND TEACH THEM HOW TO DREAMMMMMMM��� 

Lujanne should have died (sorry to all her fans 😭) 

WE GOT A SORAYLA HUG THOUGHHHHHH (in the first ep but STILL)

“I’ve got you.” - “I know” OH UM OKAY THAT WAS REALLY SOFT AND SWEET OH UM OKAY 😭 😭 😭 

HARROW IS THE BIRD THEORY CONFIRMED!!! NEVER IN MY WILDEST DREAMS HOLY SHIT WHAT????

So much brother-in-law bonding or oop… EX brother-in-law bonding 😂 

This season was so OUCH and so AWWWW and so AHHHHH and so OH all at the same time I’m going to need business weeks to process 

the last episode killed me in every way though, i am fundamentally changed as a person because of that episode

“Long live the walls we crashed through, how the kingdom lights shined just for me and you” 

[karinasbaby]

finally got the chance to lose my sanity over the best fucking birthday gift EVER. AND HOLY FUCK

this one had such an intense kick to it oh my GOOODDJELSHS im literally LAUGHING while writing this i can’t believe what i just read what the HELL wlehaldjjhdf hana you will pay for your crimes 🫵 this was once again ATTEMPTED MURDERRRR u really gave me in love and soft and munch hee all on my birthday 😨😨😨 i’m about to throw up istg my mind is SPINNING no words can describe how badly i want to scream rn.

first of all

!?!?!^>[+{]^+{]>]*!=\$\•!{]+! BUT U DID THIS FOR WHATTTTRT😭😭😭 “he loved it when you ruined him, turning him into someone that only you got to see” my legs hurt from me kicking them in the air for so fucking long i actually can’t do this bcs wdym what do you mean WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN WHY IS HE SO CUTE AND SWEET AND SO LOVABLE PLS HEESEUNG LET ME WRAP U UP IN A BLANKET AND KEEP U IN MY POCKET :((( and the obsession with the adam’s apple is so real because i WILL kiss it. non stop. for the rest of my life. for sure. mhm.

u see now personally me? i died lol 🤣🙏🏼 idk about u but i audibly gasped and had to take a break because i would have fallen out of bed for the 9th time tonight and i really wasn’t looking forward to that 🙏🏼 because what. a small cupcake with a candle on it the moment it’s 12 like r u kidding :( r u joking this is so cute and so sweet i have tears in my eyes what the heck heeseung actually being obsessed with birthdays (unlike someone yes im throwing shade and priority jay) (im playing pls don’t jump me) is so cute and just so him :( im gonna cry myself to sleep today 💯

now what if i cry lmfao. no what if i suddenly disappear then what. why would u dO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE 💔💔💔💔💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭😭💔💔💔💔😭😭😭💔😭😭😭😭💔😭💔😭😭😭💔 i’m actually going through it & tearing up again like soft in love hee who loves to praise you like i can’t cut the fucking cameras i CANT i don’t have the ability to handle this ☹️💔☹️💔💔

u making shirtless hee wear a chain… you’re out for blood atp. like u really are 😕‼️ AND PLEASE WDYM HE LAUGHED INTO THE KISS DONT DO THIS TO ME I WILL ACTUALLY MELT AND EXPLODE soft in love hee you’re genuinely gonna kill me like wdym :( hes so the type to interlock ur hands together and kiss u then laugh or smile continuously into the kiss and i can’t do this there are tears in my eyes hana what have you done 💔💔💔💔💔💔

the constant usage of pretty like what did i ever do to you. aren’t u tired of making me blush and giggle all the damn TIME ☹️⁉️ enough is enough pls have some mercy show some mercy towards my heart 💔

this. this right here… haha. “we’ll still eat, baby. this is just for me.”

you’re evil. villainous. straight up wicked. out for BLOOD ‼️ out for MURDER ‼️‼️ TO END AND CHANGE LIVES ‼️ ALTERING THEM PERMANENTLYYYYYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

after this it was just whiplash after whiplash bro like big dawg u have expectations that are too high of me if u really thought i was gonna be able to make it through this without losing my fucking shit entirely 🤣🙏🏼 because like ….?? “he would collapse if he didn’t prolong your climax” ????!!!!?$>[${%]+{>¥|!@£2@:WHAT THE HELLLL [DISTANT CAR CRASH] [SCREAMS] [GUNSHOT] i can’t TAKE IT ANYMOREEEE

i’m just a girl why would u put me through this :(

and then the last part being (cuz i can’t put anymore photos bcs of bitchass tumblr)

“you kissed him before smiling, so glad you were born because you got to have him. “thank you.”

heeseung smiled softly before pressing a soft kiss to your lips. “happy birthday, baby.”

yeah that one was it for me ngl 🙏🏼 that was like the final blow. the knock out punch

anyways so i’ll quickly write this while sobbing but thank u so much to my dearest & sweetest hana for doing this on my birthday (just wait for march bro u think i’m gonna let u live peacefully???) like i genuinely can’t believe u came through with soft hee no i’m not crying stfu anyways i love u sosososomuch thank u for writing this masterpiece and for being my friend i can’t wait to annoy the living shit out of you when you’re back mamas 😁🙏🏼 pls study well & good luck on all of ur exams !!

✧ happy birthday, pretty

pairing: soft!heeseung x reader

summary: it’s your birthday, and while you don’t really care, your boyfriend cares a lot

warnings: kissing, no p in v, oral (fem receiving), hee is shirtless & soft, mentions of sex, oral happening in the kitchen (unhygienic), hee is a munch obvi, mdni

a/n: am i obsessed with birthdays? maybe. anyways, this is for @karinasbaby because it’s her bday! everyone say happy birthday

the bright rays of sunshine shine through the dark curtains, illuminating the quiet bedroom, casting a warm blanket over two sleeping bodies. one sunray shines directly on heeseung’s face and his eyes flutter open, nose scrunched in disdain. he squeezes his eyes shut before he pulls your sleeping body closer, burying his face in your neck. 

heeseung smiles against your neck, content filling his chest. his nose brushes against the nape of your neck as he inhales, loving the way your body slightly smelled of his. trying his best not to wake you, he reaches backwards and grabs his phone. he glances at the time and his eyes widen. it was 10:49 am, which meant he had woken up eleven minutes before his alarm. 

this never happened. he had never woken up before his alarm, but his eyes drift to your sleeping figure and they soften. for you, he would do anything. even wake up at an ungodly hour. 

he presses a soft kiss to your shoulder and slowly pulls his arm out from under you. he freezes when you shift and stares at you with wide eyes as exhaustion pulls you back under. he gently unwraps his arm around you and shuffles his legs out from between yours. it takes him almost ten minutes to untwine his body from yours, and it’s done with increased difficulty. 

he doesn’t want to leave the warm bed or your warm body, but he has plans that he must execute. today was an important day for you, so, it was important to him.

he bites his bottom lip as he pushes himself on the bed, wincing when the bed creeks beneath him. slowly, he turns his head back to you, making sure your eyes remain closed and your breathing remains even. 

standing, he grabs his shirt from the floor and grins as he recalls the way you had thrown it, eager to get your hands on him. he places the shirt on his side of the bed, making it easier for you to grab and wear when you wake up. shirtless, he tiptoes to the bathroom and almost laughs at his reflection. his hair is upright and messy, his entire neck is littered with your small bites, and his lips are still swollen. 

he simply stares at himself with a stupid grin on his face because he loved it when you ruined him, turning him into someone that only you got to see, got to touch. he touches his adam’s apple and winces, remembering how you had spent quite a bit of time last night just kissing it.

he shakes his head and grabs his toothbrush, careful to only open the tap a bit. he looks back at your sleeping body with a smile on his face, knowing you probably looked the same. he did, after all, ravish you last night. 

as soon as the clock had struck 12:00 am, he pulled out a cupcake and candle and made you blow it out, a longstanding tradition in your relationship. one that he implemented, since between the both of you, he was a lot more into birthdays. 

you smiled at him and closed your eyes, wishing for nothing but a good year and his happiness. he fed you the cupcake and licked the icing off the corner of your lips. wanting to return the favour, you licked the icing off his jaw. as the cupcake was used and abused, clothes came flying off and heeseung’s first present to you kept you up all night. 

he washes his face and tiptoes out of the room and down the hall, towards the kitchen. he had gone out the day before to grab everything he needed for breakfast, hiding it all from you in the back of the fridge. he stretches and grabs two pans, turning on the stove. 

as quietly as he can, he cracks the eggs and cuts the fruit. he opens a window so the smell doesn’t wake you. he’s bubbling with excitement, giddy because he had planned everything for today weeks before and he was finally getting to check off everything in his list. 

with a soft, permanent smile on his lips, he puts his airpods in as he continues cooking your breakfast. the soft music drowns all sounds and he gets lost in the domesticity of it all. 

as the sun shines brighter in the blue sky, the beams of light become too much for you and you squeeze your eyes shut, groaning as you slowly regain consciousness. immediately, your hand reaches for heeseung and you frown when all you feel is the cold mattress. you open one eye and stare at the empty space, scrunching your nose in tiredness. 

groggily, you sit up and blink around the room. the curtains did little to stop the sun, both of you having forgotten to shut the blinds. you stretch your neck, yawning as the smell of pancakes wafted through the air. goosebumps erupt on your skin and you look down, only now realizing that you’re still naked. you hastily grab heeseung’s shirt and pull it on, pushing yourself out of bed. 

you waddle to the bathroom, eyes still sleepy. you look up at your reflection and almost laugh at how insane you look. your hair's a mess and there are love bites all over your skin; your neck, your collarbone, and your thighs. amazed, you trace the marks with gentle fingers. your tired frown turns into a wide smile at the sight, in awe of heeseung’s dedication. 

you wash your face and brush your teeth, a soft smile on your lips. you could hear heeseung in the kitchen and although you told him not to do anything, you knew your words fell on deaf ears. ever since you had started dating, heeseung made it his mission to make every birthday the best one. 

at first, you used to chastise him, but then you learned that it was simply who he was. this was his love language; to celebrate the day you were born, to make sure that it was perfect and filled with happiness. he loved you so much and he wanted to celebrate today; glad that you had been born because he couldn’t imagine his life with you.

so, you let him be. you indulged him in all his plans, learning to love and appreciate the day as much as he did. if he loved today, you certainly could. 

in just his shirt, you stepped out of your shared bedroom and walked to the kitchen, careful to keep light feet. your smile widened at the sight of heeseung’s bare back as he stood at the stove, quietly humming. he slightly swayed his hips to the music, lost in his own world. 

you leaned against the kitchen entrance, arms crossed as you stared at him, biting your bottom lip in amusement. you loved him like this; free, comfortable, and himself. you eyed everything on the counter and shook your head, knowing he would be so glad to check everything off his little list with a gel pen you had gotten him. 

heeseung stared at the pancake in front of him, counting the seconds until he could flip it. he was so preoccupied that he hadn’t noticed you, not until you wrapped your arms loosely around his waist and pressed your face against his back.

surprised, heeseung lost count before he grinned, turning his head. “good morning, pretty. happy birthday.” 

you smiled against his back, looking up at him with wide eyes. “thank you, hee.” 

heeseung plucked the airpods out of his ears and set them on the counter before he flipped the pancake, pleased with himself as it was perfectly golden. “how’d you sleep? you’re not too sore are you?” his doe eyes couldn’t hide the teasing in his tone. 

you smirked before gently biting his back, grinning at his feigned wince. “i slept like a baby thanks to you. and, for your information, everything hurts.” 

heeseung lowered the flame before he turned around, wrapping his arms around your waist as you looked up at him, his chain tickling your nose. he looked down at you with wide, bright eyes. he pressed a soft kiss to your forehead and you smiled. 

“that’s too bad, pretty. i’m not even close to being done with you yet.” he brushed his nose against yous and you closed your eyes, his words igniting a fire that had been briefly put out last night. 

your body didn’t really hurt, but heeseung didn’t have to know that. it wouldn’t make a difference, not really. he’d still go down on you regardless. 

instead of edging him on, you raised an eyebrow. “your pancake is burning.”

immediately, his facade dropped and he turned around, mumbling incoherent curses as he lifted the pancake and put it on top of the ever growing stack. you eyed the pancakes and almost burst out laughing.

each one was a lopsided heart. 

enamoured, you stepped back and pushed yourself up on the opposite counter, content with just watching him cook. you crossed your ankles and tilted your head, focused on his broad back and thin waist. his arms were hard at work, whisking and pouring and you eyed the veins that always made an appearance in the morning. 

after pouring the next two pancakes, heeseung turned around and froze at your stare; so bright and filled with love. he smiled softly and stepped towards you, smile widening when you spread your legs apart, letting him slot himself right in between them. 

you rested your hands on his waist and his warm hands rested on your exposed thighs. he looked down at you with a soft smile, his eyes shining with fondness. his thumbs rubbed circles on your inner thighs and you tried to ignore it. 

“you look so beautiful, baby. i’m the luckiest man alive.” his words were soft, and yet so loud in your mind. you felt your neck warm and you looked away, focusing on the jug of juice on the counter behind him. 

he cupped your jaw and turned your head, a familiar glint in his eyes. you weren’t sure if it was the stove or the sun shining through the window, but your entire body felt warm. his hands on you and his intense gaze was making your mind hazy. 

he smiled at you and you felt your heart squeeze in your chest. you loved his smile. the way it stretched his cheeks and made his eyes smaller, his perfect teeth on display as his cheeks filled out. 

unable to help yourself, you hooked your finger in his chain and pulled his face closer to yours, pressing your lips against his. he laughed into the kiss and his other hand traveled up your thigh until it squeezed your waist, pulling you closer to him.

he deepened the kiss and you opened your mouth slightly, allowing his hot tongue to explore your mouth. the intensity of his body pressed against yours made you run your fingers up his back until they tangled in his soft hair, eliciting a soft moan from him. 

he pulled away and rested his forehead against yours, the bridge of your noses grazing each other as you both tried to catch your breath. he tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear and kissed your cheek. 

before you could capture his lips again, heeseung squeezed your hip and stepped back, smirking at the frown on your lips as he turned back to the stove, flipping the pancakes. he kept his back to you and your stare burned into his exposed back.

you closed your legs and squeezed your thighs together as you watched him move around the kitchen, fascinated by the way he danced around the kitchen. it warmed your heart, knowing he did this for you; only for you. you eyed the faint scratch marks on his back and memories of last night came rushing forward.

although heeseung was primarily focused on cooking, making sure your breakfast was perfect, he kept his heightened attention on you, paying attention to the way you squeezed your thighs together and how your eyes never strayed from his back. 

“so,” he began, as he fried different kinds of meat. “after breakfast, i was thinking that maybe we could go to that museum you really wanted to visit.”

you watched as his back muscles flexed, mesmerized with the way he did everything so effortlessly. you nodded before realizing he couldn’t see you. “sure, i’d really like that.” 

he turned his head and grinned widely at you and you rolled your eyes, a lovesick smile on your lips. you didn’t know why he bothered acting so nonchalant every time. you knew he had already booked the tickets and booked a reservation at your favourite restaurant. he never left anything up to chance, making sure everything was always planned close to the T. 

gosh, you really loved him.

“hee,” you said, a little embarrassed. “c’mere for a second.” you stopped swinging your legs and sat up straighter when he placed the final piece of meat on the pan. he turned and stepped in between your legs, his hands on your waist. 

you rested your hands on his chest and he shuddered at the coldness of them before stepping closer, his pelvis pressing against your hips. your eyes fluttered at his closeness, the warmth of his body reeling you in. 

“i just wanted to say thank you.” his eyes softened and his smile turned bashful. “you always do so much for me and you have no idea how thankful i am.”

heeseung kissed your forehead. “it’s just breakfast, baby. the day is still young.” he pressed another kiss to your nose. “you never have to thank me. you know i’d do anything for you.” 

you rested your hand right on top of his beating heart and smiled softly when it began to beat a bit faster. even after all these years, he still got a bit nervous around you. it wasn’t his fault, really. you were just too beautiful. he couldn’t handle it sometimes. 

“still.” you leaned forward and kissed his chest, right between two hickeys you had given him last night. at the feeling of your plush lips against his skin, heeseung’s breath hitched. “you do so much for me.”

bewitched by your scent and smile, heeseung’s eyes burned brightly as he looked down at you, a warmth spreading through his body. his hands rubbed the exposed skin of your thighs, the sight of you in just his shirt had his mind racing. 

“you wanna thank me, pretty?” 

you tried not to grin at his words; at the familiar tone and the way his words came out quieter, a bit huskier than normal. he cupped your jaw and tilted your face upwards, a mischievous glint in his eyes as his gaze fixed on your lips. 

you hummed softly, nodding your head. there was something so seductive about him, the way his smile made you soft and yet his eyes, gosh, his eyes. big and wide and dark, burning with a heat that mirrored the flame of the stove. 

your breathing becomes heavier as he tips his head down, his lips hovering yours. you close your eyes, needing his lips on yours. he, however, pulls back and turns around. you open your mouth in objection but heeseung simply turns off the stove before he grabs your face, slamming his lips on yours. 

you laugh in delight as he presses himself closer to you, one of his hands on your thigh as the other rests gently on your throat, keeping you from squirming. your hands were in his hair, pulling and scratching. 

the sounds of your lips against each other echoed in the kitchen as heeseung groaned into the kiss, enraptured by your taste. his hand slipped under your–his–shirt and he began to press his thumb into the skin of your stomach and hips.  

you pull away and heeseung rests his forehead against yours, both of your chests heaving. you lean forward and press a swift kiss to his swollen lips, licking his bottom lick sensually. heeseung’s eyes widen, mesmerized by you. he captures your lips again, heart beating rapidly as his arms circle your waist and pull you flush against him.

“you drive me crazy,” he whispers against your lips. “everything about you.” 

you kiss him back messily, hands traveling up his neck. “think about how i feel.” you press a kiss to his adam’s apple. “you’re too good for me.”

your words settle in heeseung’s mind and his first instinct is to pull away, to look you in the eyes and tell you how horribly wrong you are. he’s not too good for you; you, you’re too good for him. you’re too good for anyone, but he’s selfish and tries his best. 

instead, his hands wander and he grins when you whimper, his thumbs brushing against your pinched nipples. he watches as your eyes shut and you lean forward in pleasure as he rubs and pinches them. he presses an open mouth kiss to both nipples on top of your shirt, pleased by the bright look in your eyes. 

his lips travel down until he reaches your nude thighs. he falls to his knees and your legs tremble at the sight before you. you bite the inside of your cheek as heeseung looks up at you, lust and adoration swirling in his eyes. 

he taps your knee. “spread your legs for me, pretty. you said you wanted to thank me.” 

instantly, your legs spread apart and heeseung shuffled closer. “but, hee, what about the food?” you ask weakly, wanting nothing more than his tongue in you.   

heeseung smirks at the sight of your soaked pussy, knowing you had been dripping onto the counter with no remorse.  “we’ll still eat, baby. this is just for me.”

he hooks his arms under your thighs and easily lifts your thighs above the counter, moving you off it and closer to his face. your arms immediately rest behind you, holding the rest of your body weight. 

heeseung moves his face closer to your bare cunt, the heat from his breath making your body tingle. you watch him with wide eyes as he stares, before blowing warm air on it. 

you squirm in his hold and his hands tighten around you. “such a pretty pussy, baby.” he praises, completely infatuated. he loved you, but he also really loved your pussy. he loved how pretty it was and how it tasted and he loved how well it took him. “my girl is the prettiest girl in the world.” 

“hee,” you whisper, needing him. 

he understands, and because it’s your birthday, he simply brushes his nose against your slick folds before licking a harsh stripe of your core. your back arched and you let out a quiet moan as he wasted no time. 

he pressed his face closer to your cunt as his tongue licked and sucked, lapping up all your juices. the sounds of slurping and his lips smacking around your clit made your legs shake as his nose pressed so deliciously against you.

you whimpered when he tilted his head even further, pushing his tongue deep within you. you felt the tip of it curl upwards and you almost screamed, tears gathering in your eyes. “yes, yes,” you chanted, “faster, fuck.” 

at the sight of your pleasure, heeseung hums and the sound makes your insides vibrate. you begin moving your hips feverishly against his face, grinding down on him. he groans as you rub your slick all over his face, his chin dripping with drool and arousal.

your sweet scent and taste overwhelms his mind and he begins to lose his mind as his lips latch onto your clit, face pressed right against your dripping cunt as his tongue slides in and out of you. 

“fuck, hee,” you mumble, eyes barely open as you watch him suck you dry. “i’m close–” your legs were pulsing erratically and your walls clenched around his tongue as your release edged closer. 

“cum, pretty,” he edged. “want the birthday girl’s cum all over my face.” 

his words broke you and you moaned as your vision blurred, your orgasm washing over you like cold water. throwing your head back, heeseung continued to push his tongue into your gushing pussy, his lips coaxing all your juices down his throat. he licked and sucked even when you mumbled something incoherent about it being too much.

he wanted it all; every last drop you had to offer. you tasted too good, looked too pretty and he would collapse if he didn’t prolong your climax. his tongue continued to lap up everything that dripped out of you as you breathed harshly, chest heaving up and down as your legs shook.

once he had sucked your dry, cleaning you up like the good boyfriend he was, he pressed a soft kiss to your clit before peppering your inner thighs with kisses. you watched him with half lidded eyes as your body twitched with sensitivity. 

“did so well for me, pretty.” he whispered against your skin. he looked up at you and your pussy clenched around nothing at the sight of him; his eyes wide and hair wild as your cum and slick coated his face, his sun-kissed skin glowing with sweat as he smiled with swollen lips. 

he looked so pleased, so giddy. so completely, irrevocably in love with you. 

he kissed up your thighs before he gently placed your shaking hips back on the counter. he kept his hands on your thighs as he stood, smiling down at you. “you’re my favourite meal.” 

he grinned at the fucked out look on your face. when you managed a soft smile, he gently held your jaw as he placed a tender kiss on your lips. he rested his forehead against yours as you wrapped your arms around his stomach, holding him close as your heart calmed down. 

he rubbed soothing circles on your back as you hugged, his cheek resting on your head. this was everything to him; the quiet moments you both shared in the privacy of your home. this was how he wanted to spend your birthday; alone and calm, with spurts of arousal and activity.

he reached over and grabbed a freshly cleaned hand towel before wetting it under the sink. “you okay, baby? do you want a glass of water?” he cleaned you up, wiping your legs clean carefully. 

you shook your head and looked up at him. “some food would be nice.” he rolled his eyes at you before kissing your forehead. he stepped away from you and turned on the stove, finishing frying the meat he had abandoned. 

he sang quietly as he kept throwing you flirtatious looks, grinning when you flipped him off. once the meat was cooked. he placed everything on the table, including the vase of flowers he had hidden. 

you smiled softly at him when he lifted you off the counter and brought you to the table, setting you down on your seat. before he could step away, you grabbed his sweatpants and pulled him back to you. 

with soft eyes, he bent down. “what is it, pretty?”

you kissed him before smiling, so glad you were born because you got to have him. “thank you.”

heeseung smiled softly before pressing a soft kiss to your lips. “happy birthday, baby.” 

[drivergemini]

nose ring :: e.m. (2)

summary: how does a simple nose piercing turn one cheerleaders life upside down? well if you mix in a few joints, a knack for climbing out windows, and a fluffy haired dungeon master, you got yourself the explanation you were looking for.

content warnings: drug use, mentions of vomit, major swearing (eddie says jesus a lot in this time), lots of pinning, enemies to lovers, y/n is just a spoiled rich asshole (no seriously, less though in this chapter)

word count: 950

| part one |

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“chrissy i can’t believe you just ran away like that,” y/n put her face into her hands and made a noise of frustration.

the blonde giggled. “i don’t know y/n, the look on your face was kind of worth it.”

y/n rolled her eyes. she looked around and saw everyone still eyeing her down. there were less whispers today, just as many stares though. she was getting sick of it. she got up from the lunch table in frustration. 

and she walked.

and walked.

and walked some more. 

until she ended up at a picnic table in the woods. how the fuck did she even get here? she doesn’t care enough. she sits at the table and puts her head down. in her mind she was silently cursing everyone because how are they so worked up over a nose ring?

“woah y/n skipping class? has the government fallen? is the world going to explode?” she looked up and saw, yet again, the long haired metalhead standing in front of her. he had his hand on his chest like he’s been shot.

“quit your poetic bullshit freak,” she was not happy to see him.

“did i hit a nerve?” eddie laughed. “this is my spot anyways so either suck it up and smoke with me, or you can leave.”

a joint did not sound like a bad idea in the moment. she was stressed and she again did not know her way out of the woods. 

“yeah yeah shut up and hand me a lighter.” y/n rolled her eyes. eddie reached into his pocket and smirked.

-

she had never noticed the many rings on his finger. she tried to study every detail of them.

the same hands she was examining waved in front of her face, forcing her out of thought. “jesus y/n. i know it’s probably your first time getting high but you’re looking at my hands like you’re going to bite them off. and like- not in a good way.”

y/n wanted to say something back but she just pursed her lips. after a few moments of silence she started to giggle. then laugh. and then full on rolling on the floor.

“holy shit you are so baked right now,” eddie smiled at the sight in front of him. 

y/n sat up, leaves stuck on her uniform. her face instantly changed from the happy look before to a look of fear. “i think- mmmmmm.” she laid back onto the forest floor. “i think im gonnathrowup.” the last part sounded like word vomit because she was actually gonna vomit. 

eddie stood from his seat and walked over to her with his backpack. he started pulling out water and crackers from his bag. “ummmm- here you need to sit up and eat these.” y/n reluctantly grabbed a few crackers from him. “oh and water you need to drink water.”

eddie watched the girl slowly munch on the crackers, eyes looking less sunken by the minute. he figured it would be okay to turn around for one second to grab the rest of his stuff from the picnic table. until he turned back around to her sleeping on the floor, clutching a half eaten cracker in her hand. 

“jesus h. christ,” he looked around reluctantly and seriously hoped no one is around. he approached her and took the cracker from his hand. he gagged at the feeling of the moist cracker squishing in his hand. “ew it’s fucking moist. what is she a baby?”

he took one deep breath and scooped her up. he flung her over his shoulder and proceeded to take a long walk back to the high school.

-

y/n woke up with an impending feeling of doom. she didn’t know where the hell she was, but judging on the smell of weed and the leather jacket draped over her legs, she could only assume one place. the back of eddie munson’s van. she looked out the window to see the sky outside was getting to a dusty grey color. 

“what time is it?” she rubbed her eyes. she was met back with silence. there was no one else in the car with her. she tried to think back on how she got here. all she remembers is eating crackers in the woods. at least she didn’t get kidnapped.

her train of thought was interrupted when the drivers side door opens. eddie peaks his head in the back before sitting before the steering wheel.

“eddie seriously, you don’t have to tell me what happens next but can you at least give me a hint?” y/n heard another voice approaching. they opened the passenger side and sat down.

“henderson i told you. it’s not fair if i give you a hint,” eddie raised his hands up and put finger quotes around ‘hint’.

y/n sat up as eddie turned his keys into the ignition. “so hey eddie could you take me home?” her head was pounding in ways she couldn’t describe. she couldn’t even think of one snarky comment.

“holy fuck- jesus christ- eddie what the fuck?!” the young boy in the passenger seat turned his head in fear and looked at y/n. i guess he wasn’t aware that she were back there. “eddie why the fuck is there a cheerleader in the back of your van.”

eddie ignored the fluffy headed child and spoke directly to her. “yeah you live on wallington right?” 

“yeah yeah it’s the blue house with the rose bush.” she says back holding back a little vomit. 

the kid just stared at her wide eyed, making incoherent noises towards her and eddie. eddie’s face was plastered with a smirk the whole way to your house.

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[frogtanii]

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atsumu x fem!reader (poker face ending)

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warnings. NOT PROOFREAD, v v soft domestic, marriage :00, smut!! (is marked off!!), soft dom!tsumu, hair pulling (giving), unprotected sex, slight praise kink, pretty vanilla ngl

an. can be read as a one shot but u might be confused lmfao also this took SO LONG OMFG also also heavily unedited, take things w a grain of salt lmfao anyways don’t forget to feed me ahaha m rlly proud of this so i hope y’all like it <33

it was moving day and atsumu was about to lose his mind.

today was the official day of the hyper house disbandment and while most of the members were still figuring out new living arrangements and thus remaining past the deadline, you were one of the few trying to get out as soon as possible.

makki and mattsun were so excited to have you move in, they showed up early that morning to help you pack. now, it was around 1p and it was almost time for you to go. you still had a few more boxes to go but things were speeding right along.

normally, atsumu would be right by your best friends helping you out but he was currently in the middle of a breakdown.

you were leaving. leaving. he had no idea when he’d see you again (even though you promised to meet up weekly to catch up), if he would ever see you again. for all he knew, makki and mattsun would just hide you away forever, never to be seen again.

okay, so he was panicking.

it was just... atsumu was in love with you. he’d known for a while (way longer than he’d like to admit) and he selfishly thought he’d have more time with you so that he could work up the courage to confess. but now? you were like three boxes away from a distance that he didn’t know if he or your relationship could recover from.

it wasn’t that he was bad at long distance but the tragic events that the house brought, brought the two of you closer together and he didn’t want to lose that.

atsumu let out a groan and dropped his head against the wall, his mind running with scenario after scenario, all ending in failure and utter embarrassment.

“hey, you okay?” you called out, a large box cradled delicately in your arms. as atsumu turned from the plaster in front of him, he allowed himself a moment to take you in.

you were wearing short athletic shorts, worn converses, and his t shirt. a thin sheen of sweat covered your skin, the lights above reflecting off of it, giving you a warm glow.

of course you looked hot moving boxes.

you called his name again in concern and he immediately felt his heart clench in guilt. you’d already been through so so much and here he was fantasizing about you instead of being there for you like a good friend would.

atsumu let out a sigh and shot you a wide, albeit empty, smile before walking over to you and taking the box out of your hands. the furrow in your brows told him you saw through his expression but he ignored it and made a show of lifting your box above his head and carrying it to mattsun’s car.

“see, what would ya do without these guns angel?” he joked, placing the cardboard into the trunk. you rolled your eyes and poked him in the side playfully. “die, probably.”

the butterflies in his stomach kicked up at the underlying sincerity in your voice but he tried his best to overlook it. it was much harder than it seemed, especially when you looked at him with such fondness in your gaze that made him want to kiss you senseless.

gulping hard, he quickly turned away from you, busying himself with fitting your things in the truck like a game of tetris.

“atsumu.” your voice was firm but pleading and he didn’t dare look at you for fear of spilling everything right then and there. “wow, ya sure got a lot of stuff, huh? wonder how much of this was bought with ushijima’s money,” he started to ramble but thankfully he was interrupted by makki whooping as he walked out of the house.

“last box bitches!” you shot atsumu one final worried look before running over to makki and mattsun, yelling the whole way there.

atsumu was grateful your back was to him because he couldn’t hide the affectionate look that overtook his face, a soft smile spreading across his lips as he watched you hip bump your friends while cackling wildly.

god, he was so in love with you.

what was he going to do when you moved out and away? what if you found someone, someone how loved you as much as he did (not possible)? he would wish for your happiness even at the expense of his own but... what if you both could be happy?

caught up in his thoughts, atsumu didn’t register you saying your goodbyes to the remaining members until you were finally in front of him.

“i’m gonna miss living with you tsum.” you unceremoniously launched yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his waist and burying your face in his chest. his heart leapt violently at the contact and he prayed to every deity above that you didn’t hear it underneath your head.

he barely managed to hug you back before you pulled away, your eyes slightly teary and red. “um, well, makki and mattsun are waiting for me so uh,” you trailed off looking back at the van and your friends who were so (im)patiently waiting for you to join them.

atsumu’s breath quickened as you scooted a bit away from him, truly getting ready to leave. no, no, it couldn’t end like this, awkward and distant. no, he wasn’t going to let it.

“atsumu?” you asked worriedly, reaching out a hand to touch him when he didn’t respond but he couldn’t hear you. he felt hot all over, like he was going to explode or magically combust if he didn’t get the words out into the air.

“tsum, are you oka-“ “i’m in love with ya.”

you paused, shock written clearly all over your face. the fear of rejection slammed into atsumu like a brick, the feeling settling in the pit of his stomach like a rock but he still didn’t stop.

“i’m in love with ya and i have been for forever. yn, yer beautiful but yer face and body aren’t even the best part of ya, even though they’re pretty damn great. yer just-“

“tsum-“

“-yer so kind, especially when ya don’t need ta be. yer badass but ya care fer others so deeply and ya make me wanna be a better person. ya make me a better person. i know ya-“

“tsumu please-“

“-ya probably don’t feel the same and that’s alright but i needed ta tell ya, before ya leave and fall in love with some other scrub, just in case we can be happy together and-“

all of a sudden, your hands were buried in his shirt and you were pulling him close to meet your lips with his, your mouths meshing together in a soft and passionate kiss.

bliss. atsumu was in sheer bliss. your lips were as soft as he thought they would be as they moved with his, his hands coming up to grip your waist and pull you even closer to him.

sooner than he would have liked, his lungs started burning for air so he pulled back but not very far, instead resting his forehead against yours.

“i was trying to tell you i liked you too, idiot,” you muttered, your eyes still closed as you spoke. he chuckled, a wide grin overtaking his entire face as he really took in what you were saying.

you liked him back. you liked him. holy shit.

but instead of saying any of that, he decided to tease you a bit. “just like? if i recall, i just confessed my undying love for ya.”

you pulled back with a faux scoff, hitting him in the arm with a huff. “shut up you ass. of course i love you too.” you couldn’t keep your real smile off your cheeks while you confessed, your soft expression bringing another wave of desire over atsumu’s body.

“can, can i take ya inside angel?” he allowed his true intentions to be heard in his words, your eyes widening when you figured out what he meant. you nodded vigorously before shooting a look to makki and mattsun. mattsun just waved you off and got into his truck while makki yelled, “get that dick!”

you heated up horribly, grabbing atsumu’s hand and pulling him towards the house and to his room. he allowed himself to be dragged along, sending winks to the other boys as he went until the two of you were standing right in front of his door.

“i love ya,” he whispered, lifting your hand to his lips to place a gentle kiss there. you grinned. “love you too tsum.”

that must have been the final straw because the minute the words left your mouth, he was on you.

••• smut begin•••

pressing you up against the door, atsumu ravaged your mouth, his tongue tangling with yours as he walked you backwards into his room, laying you down on the bed so that he was hovering over you, his hips pressing hard against yours.

instinctively, you ground up into him, rewarding you with a loud groan and a gasp of your name. “fuck angel, yer killing me here,” he laughed breathlessly, rolling his hardness against your thigh. you let out a breathy moan and tangled your hands in his hair to bring him back down to your lips.

as you continued to kiss him, his hands scrambled at your waist, pushing his hands under it to grope at your chest. you giggled at the cold of his fingers but he didn’t pay it any mind, moving down from your mouth to your neck, sucking dark marks into the sensitive skin there.

“ah, shit tsumu,” you tilted your head to the side to give him more access, just as he reached under your bra to tease your nipples. a startled gasp left you, your back arching into his careful touch. “that feel good angel?” atsumu asked, voice low and gravelly as he pinched the delicate bud, drawing another noise from your throat.

you nodded, not trusting yourself to speak. you bit your bottom lip while he pulled your shirt and bra off, tossing them somewhere in the room. as he scanned your half naked body, he noticed you quieting yourself and he lightly shook his head. his thumb found its way to your lip, carefully pulling it from between your teeth.

“wanna hear ya angel, let me hear yer pretty noises, yeah?” without letting you respond, atsumu dove back into your chest, suckling one of your nipples into his mouth while toying with the other, a sigh of his name sending a bolt of arousal straight to his loins.

he grinded against you absentmindedly, losing himself in you, eventually switching sides to give the same treatment to your neglected bud.

while atsumu seemed to be having the time of his life attached to your tit, you were getting impatient, your arousal completely soaking through your underwear. you needed more.

tangling your fingers in his blond locks, you attempted to tug him away from your chest but his reaction was unlike anything you could’ve expected. “aahh!” he let out a strangled whine, his hips bucking against your side.

“please, tsumu, need more,” you breathed, his needy reaction not lost on you as pulled his hair a bit harder. you were not disappointed as his eyes rolled back and his mouth opened in a silent moan before dropping his head to your shoulder.

“fuck, fuck, okay angel, i got ya, i got ya.” atsumu swiftly disposed of both yours and his bottoms and underwear before lifting your leg and positioning himself at your entrance.

“tell me if i hurt ya, alright? i love ya,” he smiled down on you, your heart swelling two times at his carefulness. “i love you too,” you replied, watching as his pupils grew and a low groan broke free from his chest.

“oh angel, ‘m gonna ruin ya.” that was the last thing he said before he pushed into you, both of you letting out whimpers as he stretched you open, the blunt head of his cock just a few centimeters shy of your cervix.

your back arched in pleasure, both of your hands scrambling until they found purchase on his back, your nails digging in just when he started to thrust shallowly into you.

“f-fuck, how’re ya s-so fuckin’ tight?” atsumu growled through gritted teeth, every word punctuated with a roll of his hips. you couldn’t respond as you were too overwhelmed with pleasure, his cock rubbing against your g-spot with every slow movement.

speaking of slow, he was moving way too leisurely for your tastes. you needed him to move faster and you knew exactly how to do it.

sliding your hand up from his back, you grabbed a good chunk of hair from the back of his head and pulled. his reaction was immediate and oh-so gratifying.

an honest to god whimper poured from his lips and he instantly thrusted all the way into you, his length driving into your g-spot perfectly. you both let out twin moans as he started rocking into consistently, every movement bringing you closer and closer to your peak.

“i love ya, i love ya so fuckin’ much, angel—shit—yer so amazing, i love ya,” atsumu rambled while pounding into you, deep curses and whines of your name interspersed with his declarations of love. if you could speak, you would reciprocate but you were too busy holding on for dear life as he fucked you into oblivion.

desperate for some kind of anchor to reality, you grasped onto his locks again, gripping tightly as drawn-out cries of his name slipped from your open lips. you were close, so close and he knew it too.

“feel ya clenchin’ around me like a good girl, ya gonna cum fer me? gonna cum fer me angel?” atsumu’s hand snaked down between your bodies to rub fast circles on your clit, a shaky sob finding its way out into the open air.

“oh shit, yeah, ‘m g-gonna cum for you tsum, ‘s all for you,” you moaned, clamping down on him sporadically as you started to cum, your vision whiting out and your thighs trembling while you gushed around him.

your mind was floating off when you felt him cum with a shout, his warmth flooding you and spilling out as he collapsed onto your chest.

••• smut over •••

the two of you lied there for a while, attempting to regain your brain and feeling in your legs. you vaguely made note of the wet rag cleaning between your thighs and the following weight falling down beside you but it was only after a few more minutes that you really came back to yourself, rolling over to lay on atsumu’s bare chest.

“holy shit, tsumu,” you said in awe, your boyfriend (!!) laughing at your reaction. “i’m just that good angel, what can i say?”

you groaned and hit him in the chest but you couldn’t keep the smile off your face if you tried. “you are such a menace!”

“only fittin’ that i picked a gremlin ta be with then,” atsumu teased while playing with a piece of your hair. mock offense filled your chest as you sat up, fixing him with your ‘angriest’ glare.

“is that the kind of language you’ll be using in your vows, mister?” you were only joking but when atsumu’s eyes widened and a blush spread across his cheeks, you realized your mistake.

you opened your mouth to apologize or to make some kind of excuse but he beat you to the punch. “ya wanna marry me angel?” he asked, looking so vulnerable with hope shining in his brown irises. you couldn’t bear to lie.

“of course tsum, you’re it for me,” you reached out a hand to caress his cheek and he leaned into it, his own coming up to cup yours and hold it against his face.

“good.” and that was the end of that, that evening’s... extraneous activities having thoroughly tired to the point that you fell completely asleep with your face against one of his pecs.

if you had stayed awake a little longer, you would’ve seen atsumu pull out his phone and start a new note titled, “my angel.”

if i just said i loved you, it would be an understatement. it would be like saying the sun’s surface is just a bit warm or that the arctic is just a little chilly. it would be an injustice to you and to how i truly feel about you. love—

“-is a word that is much too soft and used far too often ta ever describe the fierce, infinite and blazing passion that i have in my heart for ya angel. ya acknowledge my strengths and ya accept my faults. ya make me wanna be a better person every day. so, today i vow ta laugh with ya and comfort ya during times of joy and times of sorrow. i promise ta always pursue ya, ta fight for ya, and love ya unconditionally and wholeheartedly for the rest of my life. ya are my best friend and i’m the luckiest person on earth ta call ya mine- wait are ya crying?"

the audience burst into laughter as you frantically tried to wipe away your tears, punching atsumu softly on the arm. “of course i am, you ass.”

the officiant cleared his throat, grabbing both of your attentions. “it is the bride’s turn to give her vows. if you may?”

you nodded and atsumu already felt like crying. again. he’d cried that morning while getting dressed and then again when you walked down the aisle in the most beautiful dress he had ever seen. now, as he watched you pull a folded piece of paper out of your bra, he knew he’d made the right decision in confessing to you, all those years ago.

he also knew he was definitely going to cry again.

“atsumu, falling for you wasn’t falling at all—it was walking into a house and knowing that you’re home. today, i want to make you promises that i will always keep. i promise to never stop holding your hand or accepting your kisses. i promise to not hit you too hard when you insult me or call me a gremlin. i promise to share my food with you, to never go to bed angry, and to try and understand your obsession with professional men’s volleyball. i promise to love, respect, protect and trust you, and give you the best of myself, for i know that together we will build a life far better than either of us could imagine alone. i choose you. i’ll choose you over and over and over, without pause, without doubt, i’ll keep choosing you.

i used to never truly enjoy moments because i was always waiting for what's next. the next thing horrible thing to happen. now that i have you, i enjoy the moment. every moment.

today seems like it's the start of a new journey, but i already belong to you. falling for you wasn't falling at all—it was walking into a house and knowing you're home. i love you.”

and at least in this lifetime

we’re sticking together

me and my husband

we’re sticking together

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[haitanizzz]

can i request a scenario for megumi with a laid back and chill male reader please. like maybe they're at a special occasion where they have to dance and megumi is panicking tF out while reader is just 🕺🕺 and reader is kissing megumi bc poor bb is so flustered ushfosaifhsa thank you for sparing out time for reading this. have a nice day :)

thank you for requesting hope you enjoy!♡

characters: fushiguro megumi x male reader (2nd pov)

cw: cursing, spelling errors

pure fluff, probably ooc characters, also it's an au where toji is a good guy

-L

megumi opened the door of his room as your eyes took in his appearance. he was dressed in a dark blue tuxedo, hair neatly styled you could barely recognize him.

"what's wrong? do i look weird or-"

"woah.." you couldn't find the words, he just looked so handsome like that.

"megumi are you kidding me? you look amazing holy shit."

"o..oh, well thank you. im glad that you like how i look even though im not used to.. dressing like this." there was a slight blush dusting his cheeks as he looked away in embarrassment. "well it's not everyday that my dad gets married." he sighed.

you took megumi's hand from the doorknob and give him a comforting squeeze.

"it's going to be okay c'mon! there's no need to be nervous! im going to be with you and we're gonna have a good time yeah? is it because you haven't seen him in a while isn't it?"

"yeah that too but im just not exactly sure how to react to all of this, but if it makes him happy then im fine with it." he said with a slight smile on his was and you linked your arm through his.

"then we better get going! we don't wanna miss it now do we? gojo is waiting for us at the gates c'mon!"

"wait gojo? WHY DID YOU CALL HIM-"

-

you step out of the car and close the door behind yourself as you go to the other side of it and open the door for your partner and held out your hand to him. he thanked you and placed his soft hand into yours interlocking your fingers as a sniff was heard from the driver seat.

"they grow up so fast!" gojo said while dramatically covering his mouth and wiping his non-existent tears. megumi just rolled his eyes at him and hurriedly got out of the car and slammed the door. a "have fun kids!" was heard before their teacher drove off.

"im never going to sit in the same car as that idiot ever again." megumi grumbled as he began walking towards the building while you just snickered.

when you two entered the hall almost all eyes were on you and megumi's hold tightened on your hand. you quickly shared a reassuring glance with him then went to search for toji. it wasn't that hard to find him with him towering over almost everyone in the room.

your eyes met with toji's and you felt an unpleasant feeling take over you. well who could blame you? a man twice your size and with a scar on his face is intimidating for sure. you gulped as he was now in front of you eyeing your form.

"n-nice to meet you sir!" you said and offered your hand for a handshake. he firmly took your hand and harshly patted your back then leaned down. he was barely centimeters away as he glared at you from his green eyes.

"if you hurt my son in any way i'll make sure you-"

"dad! stop this already!" you looked over at megumi who had an unamused expression on his face and now toji's attention was all on him his face softening and a smile making it's way up to his face.

"don't call me that."

"aw come on now 'gumi you know i was just joking!"

"but-"

"no."

toji let out a laugh then looked at you again.

"sorry if i scared you there buddy, it was just too funny."

"it's totally fine sir haha.." you looked away in embarrassment. "even it was a joke i can assure you i would never hurt megumi in any way." you answered with a soft smile on your face. both of them stood in silence, stunned at you said and you could see megumi's ears getting red from the corner of your eye.

"i see you got yourself a keeper there son." toji nudged megumi with his elbow and wiggled his eyebrows at him. you brusted out laughing while megumi just punched his dad on the shoulder.

-

after sitting through the ceremony you were both free to go but you insisted staying since you knew how much megumi missed his dad.

you were sitting on a chair watching toji and his now wife dancing slowly while holding each other. toji had great taste in women you had to admit. soon some couples joined them and now almost everyone was dancing.

you glanced around the room trying to find megumi and found him at one of the dessert tables with a glass of champagne in his hand. you got up from your seat and sneaked behind him putting your hand on his waist and felt him jump slightly at your touch.

"hey! i thought i told you to don't do that!"

"what can i say? your reactions are just too funny 'gumi." megumi deadpanned at the nickname and you tried to not laugh at his face. you took the glass from his hand and drank the rest of it and put it on the table. the alcohol slightly burned your throat but you paid no mind. you took megumi's hand and dragged him closer to the people that were moving along to the music. "come on megumi, let's dance!"

"wait! i can't-" you ignored his resisting and dragged him to the dance floor. you placed his hands around your shoulders and your own on his waist and started gently swaying. megumi's hold on your shoulder became tighter and was hiding his face in the crook of your neck.

"hey, what's wrong now hm?" he murmured something but you couldn't hear it because of the music and the noise the people made.

you took his chin between your fingers and made him look up to you. you eyes slightly widened when you saw his face. it was so red he looked like he was ready to explode.

"i don't know how to dance." his eyes were glued to the floor too embarrassed to meet yours.

"so what? you don't have to do anything just follow my lead."

"but-"

"you don't have to worry about what other people think okay? just focus on me"

you pressed a soft kiss on his lips and he almost melted against you. you started to move, gently guiding him to match with your moves. you broke the kiss and caressed his face. (which was still red btw)

"see? you're doing just fine."

"thank you." he said and put his forehead against your chest.

toji was looking at you with his wife from the sides, both of them had a soft smile on their faces.

it was past midnight when you both arrived at his dorm. you both were tired but you didn't usually stay with megumi because his room was small. you were stumbling a little, maybe you shouldn't have drank 3 more glass of champagne but it was too good.

extra:

"you should stay here for tonight."

"huh?"

"i said stay for the night. here, with me." he said and pushed the door open, leaving the door open for you to come in.

you hesitantly walk into his room and take off your shoes and sit on his bed.

"i don't want you going home this late while you're drunk."

"hey im not drunk! just a little tipsy-" megumi smacked the back of your head.

"you can wear my clothes come on let's go to sleep."

"aw 'gumi~ you're so sweet aren't you?" he smacked your head again. "OW- OW- okay stop, stop! im sorry!" he let out a small chuckle he leaned down and kissed your head just where he hit it.

"im glad you came with me to the wedding today..i had a great time." as those words passed his lips you tackled him into a hug as he let out a gasp of surprise as his back made contact with his bed. you started kissing him all over his face.

"hey- HEY- stop-" you cut him off with a kiss against his lips.

"i love you megumi." his eyes were wide and quickly he covered his face with his hands.

"i..love you too." he murmured into his hands.

[tiredsmashbros]

get ready to read boy 💥

everyone go away this is for the green wolf boy only /srs

imma be completely honest. i was whatsoever, DEADASS NOT expecting a long speech {if anything i kind of forgot we can do that bc im so used to us just dming or vcing bout it and i though u silly goobers already used all ur words on the bday video BUT DAMN WAS I WRONG OKAY.....} another thing to be frank bout is reading this genuinely brought a tear to my eye. NONE FALLING BC IM SUCH A BIG BOY!!! {im lying theres an ocean inside my head i'm drowning in emotions /silly}

but seriously man, words can't express how genuinely grateful i am to have you in my life and just as much be so fortunate to call you one of my closes friends i've ever had in a long time. getting to yap about you bout epic the musical was definitely the first bridge that got me excited to want to talk to you more since i've never heard anyone talked bout it since bc i though it was too niche since i remember getting into it when jorge literally just started it out on tiktok. it blown me away so much and actually the verbally talk about it with you in vc made me all the more happy, BUT ALSO THE MORE NERVOUS HOLY SHIT MAN.... like genuinely i'm SUCH a shy guy reaching out or talking bout fixations with folks is like- still new to me???? this was the first time i was exposed to so many more people liking what i liked that wasn't already started from me {bc i was so lonely i craved to find folks with shared interests but failed and was unfortunate practically my entire life till now - or the few times i could've it was like, frowned upon to be nerdy in public??? i legit got shamed for it}.

like i still remember you asking me to join the small epic groupchat and despite i wanted to scream and say yes, i was SO FUCKING NERVOUS... like it felt i was being taken away to a back alley and i was gonna get jumped THATS HOW PARANOID I AM UIYGDUIY but obviously that didn't happened but i still in someway felt i was being "fake" bc i didn't know the exact lore to epic or had visual representation other than the album designs to grasp and idea what it was about. but again, you still took the effort the help and suggest watching animatics. and despite that was so smart i was so heavily nervous when it came to us planning since im used to folks backing out so bad the idea of just watching simple short videos almost felt impossible and i was almost so sure it was going to die out and i was just going to loose my chance of getting to make friends as planned. but you didn't. you still made sure to MAKE enough time of your day to watch and to be patient even with me. you don't understand hope much of an impact that caused me and boy was i so happy i got myself to push through and release my fear away. even more so when starting to make the SMG4 au with u and knightmare has brought me so much joy i didn't think i would be SO fixated on it. LIKE FUCKING HELL IT WAS ALL I COULD LISTEN TO EVERY FUCKING DAY, THINK ABOUT IN CLASS, SO BAD I HAD TO VERBALLY TALK TO MY BUNNY FRIEND BC MY BRAIN WAS GETTING SO BAD SMG3 HAD TO APPEAR AND DEADASS EXPLODE MY BRAIN I HAD A PHYSICAL REACTION FROM IT YIURGEDSUIGJKDC

but enough bout epic bc thats all we talk about bc of how epic it is and istfg the fucking joke you did on the birthday video MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I LOVE IT SO MUCH PLEASE SEND ME THAT AUDIO CLIP PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TO ANIMATE IT SO BAD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW OBSSED I WAS WITH IT ON THE FIRST WATCH U FUCKING SLY DOG MAKING AN ODYSSEUS REFERENCE AND LISTENING TO WISDOM SAGA AS I CRY MY EYES OUT GET OUTTTTTTTT !!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

but once again, as stated before, you don't understand the joy i fucking had when i found out you were a fan of ISAACWHY HELLO???? FINALLY. SOMEONE WHO LIKES THIS FUCKING GREEN CLUB PENGUIN ASS AS MUCH AS I DO OUHIJFKEDWS and then the fucking volcano eruption when we found out nova was also a fan omfg... we're the issacwhy trio it makes me so happy to say {despite being nova's #1 hater.... ugh.... this bitch /SILLY /J also hello nova if ur reading this LMAOOOO oiuyighjfwd bc i know this bitch might be im betting 5 dollars boy}. bc i deadass found out just by clicking your icon bc i was trying to familiarize myself with everyone within the first week when i made the server. memorizing names, pronouns, fixations, or any lil important notes folks may have in their description that needed to be a must know. AND FINDING FUKIN 3 LIL SMOL LARRY ICONS IN UR DESCRIPTIONS MADE ME DEADASS SCREAM "LARRY?????" CAUSE LIKE.... IM SO HAPPY I'VE FOUND FOLKS INTO THEBOYS {another group youtubers} BUT ISAACWHY WAS ONE OF MY FIXATIONS I GENUINELY WANTED TO FIND FANS OF BC OF HOW CHAOTIC THEIR ENERGY IS AND THE FACT I JUST HAD HORRIBLE BRAINROT I ALWAYS KEPT SAYING REFERENCES TO THEM BUT WAS ALWAYS SO SAD BC NOBODY WOULD GET IT. the joy i get to finally have that wish fulfilled and now getting to reference it finally for once... i can rest peacefully now like wtf OUYKGJHEFWDS like i seriously can't get over it man it makes me so fukin happy and istfg im being dead honest im just yumi fr its INSANE... anyways this guy realized about everything /ref

oh boy got distracted yapping to you in dms but you know what, lets continue that conversation bc HELLO???? SMG9??? UM UM UM I LOVE SMG9 AND SMG10 SO MUCH ITS ACTUALLY GENUIENLY CRAZY LIKE I THINK IM UNDERSTAND WHAT FOLKS MEAN ABOUT TSB BEING IN THEIR HEADS BC BOTH THESE BITCHES COME BACK EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE AND NOW THEY'RE IN MY HEAD I SEE THEM IN MY HEADSPACE ROOM LUIGI DO SMTH GIVE THEM DRINKS PLEASE I MUST TREAT THEM RIGHT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM 💥💥💥💥 like i love other folks ocs and ofc think bout them here and there and love it when i get the chance to actually draw them BUT WHEN I SAY THE BRAINROT WAS I REAL I FUKING MEAN IT... AND IDEK WHY OR HOW ITS THESE GUYS SPECIFICALLY... like im normally a numb kind of guy but still know i love things its just sometimes hard to physically express it majorly of the time BUT SOMEHOW THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. the amount of times i had to lock in class bc i was trying to multitask doing my assignment bc it was work time and listening to the playlist to actively listen and piece up the lore was A FUCKING CRAZY TWO HOURS OF MY FUCKING LIFE.... in the most positive way possible of course jajaja i just love how unique and expressive their designs are so much. i think also im just a big plant lover so anything plant related i get really stuck into IM LITERALLY JUST A BUG I SWEAR.... and i think its so fucking cool having this opposite like dynamic with smg9 being more grounded yet a very exhausted and angsty character paired with a WEATHER HELLO??? silly exaggerated fella the fukin meme i can remake is actually crazy i love them so much and when you actually made the fic HELP. I WAS. SO INVESTED IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I WAS SO LOCKED IN IN MY LITTLE VISUAL BRAIN WORLD SEEING IT ALL PLAY OUT I LOVED IT AND WEPT WHEN IT ENDED OUGEDCUHJ. like finally getting around to doing the concept piece for smg9's arrival i was overjoyed. BC I HAD THAT SHIT STCUK IN MY HEAD WHEN U MADE THE FIC AND BEING STUCK FOCUSING ON FINALS WAS HARD NOT TO CRASH AND EXPLODE IHKJEFDCS like its genuinely crazy the fact that i don't even draw these bastards as often as u do for tsb bc thats usually not how i express my interests strangely enough {like fuckin hell im obsessed with fnaf BUT I RARELY EVER DRAW FNAF}, instead, my visual imagination is so strong?? like i just will always constantly find myself thinking about them or since the past year able to professionally formulate a headspace for the silly guys in my head to hangout and manage my emotions, i see- SEE smg9 come by and bro just on the bed sleeping, the floor playing on a switch console, or talking to luigi about plants ITS ACTUALLY INSANE. AND I CAN HEAR HIM TOO WHICH IS EVEN CRAZIER WHICH IS WHY I WAS OBSESSED WITH THE VOICE CLAIMS THAT ONE TIME UGHHH smg10 doesn't come as often as 9 does, but ong when he does he gives me a physical headache {like right now} BC BRO IS CAUSING WIND ISSUES LIKE GET THE FUCK AWAYYYYYY but he makes funny rock jokes so he can stay ig.... why is my brain this way its scarey but so fun thats why im always asking bout chocolate or chips bc i ask luigi to give them when folks come over bc its too overwhelming to think of like bigger food or objects to spawn in my head ITS SO WEIRD IDK IF THIS IS WEIRD its like im playing sims irl theres a desk, bed, and a bug tank for my anxiety centipede that smg3 keeps fucking messing with its so fukin annoying. but also the chocolate and ships is a reference to isaacwhy from one of the group chat podcast episodes bc i remember thinking that was so smart but can also tell what that person is like- like it helps me get a more personal feeling of the character despite them not being real or even knowing them personally bc their fictional HELP okay i know i should probably stop yapping bout these silly guys but honestly i just love them so much and how u extinguish them like it feels like my fav saturday morning cartoon for some reason. they give so much joy the ideas are endless and honestly just a nice motivation booster

OMFG I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TALK MORE SPECIFICALLY ON THE PLAYLIST - omfg i got a jump-scare bc it said i passed the limit but google said its paragraph HELP.... anyways.... pikmin am i right- nah back to playlist OKAY SO LIEK U GENUINELY INSPIRED ME TO ADD NON-LYRICAL SONGS INTO EVEN MY OWN PLAYLIST MAN. bc like i remember debating bout it way back but went against it bc i didn't believe it would work but when i listened to smg9's HOLY FUCK WAS I WRONG... LIKE IF ANYTHING ITS BRILLIANT??? ITS SO SLY AND VAGUE BUT SUCH A MASSIVE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS SOMETHING SO EMOTIONAL OR IMPORTANT WITHOUT THE NEEDS OF WORDS WITH THE ONLY HINT BEING THE NAME TITLE UGH THE FUCKING ACTUAL SPINE CHILLS I GOT WAS SO COOL personally for me i used music to express smth a lil more different in tsb's but still hold some sort of meaningful message

OKAY ANYWAYS PIKMIN.... I LOVE PIKMIN... I STILL HAVE YET TO REALLY KNOW MORE ABOUT PIKMIN UIGFEHJDCSUIYHJ like i got to find the time to sit and not only watch the lore but also the gameplay as well to understand the full experience as im unable to play it myself. i've always seen pikmin floating bout in my life similar to splatoon too but got nervous getting into it since i was grown up with folks more fans of marvel and sega EVEN CAPCOM and nintendo was more of the punching bag and kid we always had to make fun of sort of ideal. i never really got it but i was too nervous to try getting into it and hide it so i never did. but im so happy that i dont need to by shy anymore and you showing me the silly memes and icebergs has been such a relief and heartwarming and even more so finding out my sister's partner is also a big nintendo fan and i've yapped about pikmin and kirby LIEK HELP I DON'T NEED TO RUN AWAY AND BE ALWAYS STUCK WITH POSSESSED ANIMATRONICS <333 UGIEHFJDSUHKJ it sounds so weird for this to even happen but it did and god im just so happy of the progress i am today since you genuinely helped me be more open to my own interests dude and not have to fear as 13 year old me did

AND HELLO SPYRO??? CAN WE/???? LIKEK???? TALK ABOUT THAT HOLY SHIT I NEVER EVER FIND ANYONE INTO SPYRO OR AT LEAST AS MUCH AS I AM BC I GREW UP WITH IT ON PS2 AND WII BUT ALSO THE LAST PERSON I KNEW WHO WAS INTO IT I KNEW IRL I LOST CONTACTED LITERALLY IN FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL LIKE BITCHASS I HAD TO WAIT ALMSOT 8 YEARS TO FIND ANOTHER BITCH WHO LIKES THIS PURPLE ASS DRAGON AS MUCH AS I DO GET OUT..... UITGJYEHFWDSYUKGJEWDS never am i going to remember the amount of emo AMV's i watched as a kid and the dark spyro theories HOLY SHIT BRO.... the love for villainy was so real for me....

anywho lets talk about furries. yes I KNOW you've heard me yapped about this before probably in past reblogs n def in vcs but i still am going to say it again; finding another furry artist in this community made me so happy. bc i was deadass so afraid to out myself bc i was scared of reactive the smg4 community was and i wanted to know the waters before i did anything that i may get bashed with since ofc i know the horrors for being hated to being a feral or anthro artist. hell it was so bad- but maybe good?- i was going to give tsb a fox tail to showcase i did indeed drew animals, but scratched due to paranoia but honestly if i didn't, his story would be SO DIFFERENT. FUK HE PROBABLY WOULD'NT HAVE ONE IF IMMA BE REAL.... but finding someone who had a fursona, WITH WINGS HELP UR ME FRFR THE AMOUNT OF JOY AND EXCITEMENT I HAD AS EVEN LIL ME JUMPED IN GLEE WAS JYST SO AWESOME AND EVEN GETTING TO HAVE UR TH GUH.... fuck even the fact literally one of ur friends actually commissioned me years ago and recognized my art is INSANE.... ursa_minor is a real one ong bro was the reason i got to have an 'excuse' to draw a splatoon and murder drones oc without being cringe bc i was getting money for it oukHUIGEFHJDHUJ

but man... even after all that... despite its actually been less than like half a year i feel like i've known u almost forever with how much we yap and joke a lot. its honestly one of my favorite things of the day and a reminder just how lucky and happy i am to get to have my time used in such a uplifting and positive experience. you have helped me so much mentally neo it's far from an exaggeration. honestly i know i said this literally last night how u do remind me a bit of my brother, but honestly thats how i see you. you feel like such a younger brother to me. even though in a lil way its a bit sad for me since despite i do have a bro irl just ur age we're not very close, having you kind of has healed me from worrying too much about it since i know my brother is struggling with his own stuff and just going thru his emo edgy phase as i did too {literally runs in the family I SWEAR...}. and i honestly want to thank you for that. its just a me thing personally which i rarely ever discuss but its been something i've really seriously wanted to tell you bc just how much of an impact you've honestly made for me man. you are just so energetic and fun in vcs despite even at times i may be muted, i always scream out "NEO!!!" whenever you join just as you do for me. hell, i remember at the very beginning when you would scream my name in joy with that smg3 explosion pfp it honestly made my entire day. never did i ever expected anyone to be so verbally excited to see me join i've kind of subconsciously began to do the same later on. hell i love how expressive you are in calls and in dms bc honestly yEAH i GET YOU i love to add more personality into the way i type bc !!! erm !!! its more funnier but also just more enjoyable to read in my head. and never have i get to meet more people with that same mindset since everyone i knew was just so monotone i'm a bit still in that boat bUTT!! DONT FRET!!! im always going to be silly when i know it calls for me... in which it always does piuOUIGEFWDSUIG I ALSO SAID THIS TOO IN VC LAST NIGHT BUT JUST THE CHILDISH VERBAL WHINES AND GROANS LIKE YES UR STILL ITTY BITTY BABY BUT MY GOD ITS THE MOST FUNNIEST SHIT TO ME AND ALWAYS GETS ME BURSTING INTO LAUGHTER IUYGHEFDW JUST THE ANNOYED TONE IS JUST A FUNNY COMEDIC GAH AND THAT "YAY!!!!" MAKES ME SO HAPPY I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING IT FROM YOU IT JUST SO HEARTWARMING AND EVEN HILARIOUS AND ITS SO LOUD AND UR MIC CUTS OFF OUIGEFWDUSIGJEWDS

anwyays

you always make my day man

your so fun and awesome and one of the nicest and funniest guys i know and am so grateful to have met and call a friend

i love you so much neo please don't stop ever being silly bc if u i will slam you with hammers 20 million times

wait i just realized i didn't even once talked about the art you made on here i just went and yapped bout our friendship HELP UOHIGREFDSIUGDWS UHJ OKAY IM UM UM SRSLY MAN THE RENDERING IS ESTATIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND I KNOW I'VE SAID IN VC TOO I THINK BUT I JUST THE EXPRESSIONS THE SPLATTERED PAINT AND THE SECRET WATCHMAN I NOTICED IT !!!!! GUUH AND THE FUCKING SILLY MEMES HELP OH FUK WHY DID U SPEND 12 HOURS OF UR LIFE ON THIS MAN FUCK I NEED TO SPOIL U BC SRSLY U SPOIL ME UR TOO COOL STOP AND FUCK SEEING THE SKETCH IN THE END OF US MADE MY HEART WARM UP UGHHHHHHHHH THE FEELS I CANT8YUGFEWDSUIYGKFEW i've been on this reblog for like 3 hrs now my computer is going to die i started writing this when it was dark and now i see the sun like wtf am i supposed to do???oiYOIUHKJDS the 3hrs of sleep is kickin in im scared- anywho.... time to reread that fanfic lalala

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMM TIREDSMASHBROS!!!

note for tomm under the read more... lalala💥💥 @tiredsmashbros

ohhh tomm. tomm tiredmashbros, oh do you even know what has happened this, what, past half a year and counting? There has been so, so much improvement these past few months, whether that was to be art or even being able to grow the confidence to actually make a discord server and how well it is and how active it is to this day!!! It’s genuinely felt like it’s been so long, but truly only has been maybe about. since september so like 4 months maybe of the discord server? and so much has happened since then.

Onto the actual much deeper depths of paragraphs, you genuinely have changed my life in ways that I don’t think I could even achieve. Many days on vc’s, joking about the most random things, to the (about) most unexpected things, late night vc’s, the silly sleepover vc’s (technically late night... but shhhh), your paragraphs here, your just genuinely amazing self and personality. Even if you’re just another person in this world, I think you’re some of the best among everyone that I could’ve had the pleasure of getting to meet and know you.

I always loved the times when we vced and went “hey it’d be funny if we watched this video” then did that or, mainly, plan ahead and all. The pikmin iceberg (even if i fell asleep. whoops.), isaacwhy ltlvc, epic the musical, and so much more probably HSJDNSJ. I’ll always remember the first vc I was in with you, or at least the one that I think is the first since I think we both were muted then eventually unmuted JSIDJSSJ I still don’t remember who was all there... i think it’s really funny that like 1-2 months after that, we vced so much and literally couldn’t remember who was there in the first vc JSAKJSKDJD i think that vc was when we had that silly “IM NOT A TYPER” or something i think... I DONT HAVE THE ORIGINAL IMAGE SAVED RN JAHDJDSJ 💔💔💔 and i sounded in such despair because it was like 1 or 2 am for me and i had to be quiet... I always absolutely LOVE our vc’s together, even if i’m caught, i typically don’t actually feel that bad since it’s just like. augh. i have no idea how to explain it💔💔 but yeah 💥💥💥 —> EDIT HERE... LTIERALLY TALKING TO YOU IN DMS AND YOU LITERALY HAVE JT ON HAND. THE IM NOT A TYPER. BROOOOO IM GONNA GET YOU

The surprise you gave me for my birthday and the fact that you did an entire PARTY IN THE SERVER ???? dude i was genuinely so gobsmacked, even if i was late to it NSKDNSKAJA... there was so much going on, i’ll be so fr i literally can barely remember it other than you asking my favroite scene and saying flowerfield sunset and then some bit later you surprised me with the fanart of neo like GUH?????? oh my GOS AJAJSNSNbut even just the MERE IDEA of having a birthday party and the fact that you wanted to do one for me was so surprising and i’m so genuinely hyped for yours like GUH. I’m so HSJSNSJSJSKSKNDJD

as you already know, the drawing above took about 12 hours and 30 minutes to fully finish. honestly, to my first fanart of tsb to this one is just amazing and i wouldn’t be able to see such improvement if it weren’t for you, for your amazing lore of tsb (i will yap about this later...), stealing some of your silly techniques here and there, and so much more. i’m just. baffled at the thought of being here with your birthday today.

oh and your ART. oh my GOODNESS. Where do i even START. for one, i know for a FACT i have stolen silly little things out of your style because of how unique and silly it is and how i do this with all of my friends because i genuinely appreciate and love everything that everyone makes,,, i especially LOVE, oh my goodness do i LOVE how you do your coloring and shading. it’s so unique in a way that works so damn well with how you do your lines, whether it’s sketchy or not, the outlines, everything bro. the rendering gets me the most. you WITNESSED me STRUGGLE to recreate it because i really wanted to try out and do a piece more in your style of things!! i do want to say it had been actually so fun doijg that... i should do it again lalalala... BUT ANYWASY!!!!! i’ve always just. oh my god. LOVE and just BUSHSURHEJSNA i just love how do you comics bro,.... no matter if they’re the ones like your final or the ones like the memories tsb lore... and especially the SPEED YOU GET THESE DONE AT ???? BRO IM SO JEALOUS IN THE BEST WAY POSSINLE... i don’t think i’ll ever stop looking up to you bro...

and now the lore. oh my Lore. Lore lore lore lore . im gonna gET YOUUUUUUU. i’m so INVESTED in tsb’s lore... the creation of this whole universe with cartoony characteristics (it’s literally just. HOW DO I EXPLIJA IT ITS BASISLY LIKE JUST A CARTOON WHDJSNS AND I LOVE IT), pipedream, watchman, the mysterious feeling, the character development. bro EVERYHTING. i cant BELEIVE you hide so much shit in the tiniest things, make entire comics out of what look like such simple asks but no your ass is over here producing COMICS for this bro..... i’m so jealous oh my GOD...... there’s so much i can think of but it feels so little of what we actually know (confirmed) so far... also i see you editing the playlist... your ass is NOT SLICK!!!

comsider all of these paragraphs and everything i’ve said to you already in vc as revenge for all the genuine most kindest paragraphs i’ve read in my life in the reblogs of tsb fanart... guh.... also off topic from this, i realized this is the first time you’ll see me draw emmet oh my god....

i’m so sure i have more to say but my ass actually cant think of anything brooooo.... maybe i’ll send you paragraphs in dms when i think of it and actually remember it GUH.... OH OH WAIT WAIT ALL THE JOKES THAT WE’VE MADE. dude i’m always just being so silly in vc and i think it’s really silly and comedic when you’re over there making silly little doodles and i just go “you should draw tsmg4/smg4 with long hair/smg34” or other alike things.... i don’t think i’ll also ever live down the times when i fell asleep on vc and you were there for i think all of them except maybe 1 ? i have no clue... bro your voice genuinely so calming i’m gonna fall asleep again some day 😭😭

okay enough yapping about that i THINK...., when I first found you, it was literally from the lipbite part 1 comic 😭😭 and i was like “oh hey, i actually kind of really like this person’s art!!” so yk. i followed you!!! if i told my past self that i’d be sitting here right now, typing all of this out, they wouldnt believe me. I’m genuinely just so baffled at the mere thought of being here and being able to call you a friend. hell. i’d even say best friends / close friends bro... i cannot even fathom the thought of that in the past, yet, here i am, able to call you a friend that i talk to about regularly i’d say.

I want to say it again; Happy birthday Tomm, I hope you have one of the best birthdays in your life and thank you for everything.

-Neo 💙

also,,, here’s a silly meme

part 1 of 2 ... i mean. who said that!!!!

part 2 here

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #3

Diavolo: My cousin just said to me “on your wedding I’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly.”

•

Diavolo: Me rolling into the therapists office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: Simeon you’re not gonna fucking believe this

•

Mammon: HOLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST F*CKING SHIT HAPPENED

A bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this human kid goes “I GOT IT” and fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS IT THE FUCK DOWN IN ONE TRY

MY TEACHER JUST STOOD THERE NOBODY KNEW HOW TO REACT

Leviathan: “Son I’m here to talk to you about the avengers initiative”

•

Satan: When I was about ten years old my dad called me into his home office for a moment. There was a bunch of incomprehensible code up on his computer screen. “Press the enter key.” He said. I did. “Thanks,” He said. “I couldn’t bear to do it myself.”

And that’s the story of how I sent out one of the largest spam email campaigns of the 1990s

•

Asmodeus: The Phrase “no amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass.” Popped into my head and if that ain’t a Big Mood I dunno what is

Lucifer: Life with mammon: a summary

•

Solomon: [lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury

Satan: DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST!!!? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GONNA RUIN MY LIFE

•

Satan: Power move saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that slightly inconveniences you

Belphegor: Diavolo ghostwrote this

•

Leviathan: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story

Simeon: You are though, it’s called your life

Leviathan: Shut the f*ck up I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed everyday

Simeon: But those are your demons

Leviathan: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

•

MC: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit and so he says “I think Satan is choking me” and I just went “sorry” and he stopped coughing. Omg I think everyone in my class is terrified of me

Satan: I am still laughing at this from twenty minutes ago

Beelzebub: I just choked on my pizza

MC: Sorry

•

Satan: If everything in the universe suddenly got 100 times bigger at the exact same time, there’d be no way of knowing

Belphegor: Calm down Plato, I only question my existence after 5 PM

Satan: But of you think about it, it’s always after 5 PM

Belphegor: STOP

•

Simeon: Today I awoke to the sound of my father knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He’s barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate, Asmodeus, strips naked pull the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an Uber-gay voice “thanks for last night”, and leaves.

•

Satan: Today, I finally had sex with a girl I’ve been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated.

•

Leviathan: Today I was stopped by a cop whilst opening my front door. Apparently my house has been under investigation for being abandoned and a possible drug lab. I live alone with my cats. I knew it was sad, not that it was suspicious.

•

Luke: Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating glass and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a hitler salute.

•

Diavolo: *gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

Barbatos: ?

Diavolo: *gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

•

Leviathan: TIL when a male honey bee has sex, it’s testicles explode and the bee dies

Mammon: Hoohoo I got the same problem

Solomon: Call that honey nut cheerio

•

Solomon: It’s weird how there’s no word for people who are attracted to superheroes but theres a word for people who aren’t attracted to superheroes

Simeon: What’s the word for people who aren’t attracted to superheroes?

Solomon: Liars

•

Solomon: No homo. We’re fresh out. We should get a new shipment in on Monday.

Asmodeus: Can you check in the back

•

Thirteen: I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere, the heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever see Darth Vader run? Hell no, and I ain’t about to either.

•

Mammon: Me rolling blading into my therapists office this week with sunglasses and pina colada: MC you’re not gonna fucking believe this

•

Lucifer: My boss who is a grown man running a kingdom, just whispered “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face

•

Solomon: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

Mammon: That was deep

Belphegor: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

Beelzebub: That was deeper

Satan: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

•

Leviathan: Some of you know this already but the absolute worst thing to ever happen to me was when a boy threw a cat on me and I tried to catch it and my thumb went up it’s butthole

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[dinolikes]

ACCIDENTALLY INTRODUCING DENKI AS YOUR FRIEND

pairings ❤︎ denki kaminari x reader

summery ❤︎ you got caught up with some old classmates, you accidentally introduce your new boyfriend as his old title -one that he was very excited to shed

content warnings ❤︎ cursing

a/n ❤︎ hi im so sorry for the absence! a close family member died and in my recovery i got really behind on school work and i needed to prioritize that first. ive been trying to balance work, schooling, a social life and writing and im still trying to figure out how but im gonna try to write more!

you and denki had just sealed the deal, him practically ready to scream it off the roof top whereas you opted to go on your first outing as a couple.

it was so sweet that it made anyone who looked at you sick, denki cuddling you any chance he got and even initiating a make out session that only got stopped due to the batista handing you guys your drinks.

you blushed as denki paid for you both, you momentarily distracted by having to wipe the saliva from your mouth.

you both quickly left the shop, before bursting out laughing.

"you asshole! everyone probably thought we were sex craved teenagers!" you leaned against denki as he smiled down at you.

"speak for yourself but-"

you silenced him with a finger, "don't finish that."

you both looked at eachother for a moment, bathing in the moment.

"y/n!" you and denki jumped apart as your name was called.

two of your old classmates run up to you, out of breathe, "momoko! yuri! how are you?"

"we're good!" momoko chirps

"we haven't seen you since middle school!" yuri laughs.

"oh sorry!" you remembered you needed to do introductions, "denki these are my old classmates, momoko and yuri," you gesture to them respectively, "and this is my friend, denki!"

you continue chatting with them as denki froze. had he heard you correctly?

i mean he couldn't have, right? you called him your friend.

he confessed right? he had too, you've been all over eachother this entire day, which to be fair wasn't a durastic change from your guys usual behavior but you guys kissed! that wasn't something you guys did!

maybe he confessed wrong? did you think it was a friends with benefits thing?

i mean denki didn't totally hate the idea of that but he wanted to go on dates! he wanted to be your boyfriend and cuddle you after those benefits!

you had finally finished catching up with your old friends, waving goodbye to them as you turned back to denki.

"as much as i liked hanging out with them i forgot how draining they were. i like hanging out with you though, im always comfortable," you smiled up at him, that going unnoticed by denki.

comfortable? he didnt feel comfortable around you he felt like his heart was gonna explode from happiness! oh god what if he really was misinterpreting this.

"denki?" he snapped out of his thoughts and looked at your concerned face, "are you ok?"

"are we dating?" denki blurted, anxiously awaiting your response.

you gave a confused chuckle, "yeah? i mean i thought when you screamed your confession at me and i kissed you there was an unspoken thing there,"

denki visibly relaxed before tensing again, you guys were dating but why didn't you introduce him as your boyfriend?

the next question came out a bit more hesitantly, "are you- are you ashamed of me?"

instantly your face morphed into one of concern as you grabbed his face in your hands, "oh god no! denki why would you ever think that?"

denki's face turned a subtle pink, "it's just you introduced me as your friend so i thought..." he mumbled.

instantly you were filled with guilt, "holy shit denki im so sorry! i wasn't thinking and up until now i always introduced you as my friend! and as much as i love you im not used to it so it just kinda slipped out!" as you rambled denki felt like he was slowly rising on the top of the world, you loved him?

"i really really like you trust me! i swear i wasn't thinking when i said it bu-" you were cut off as denki lightly pecked your lips.

you froze for a second before pushing your lips against his, this time harsher, once again making out in public.

[byronictrash]

so I was thinking about the whole hbo supernatural thing and all I could think was how it would fit in my major spn interpretation which is TRANSFEM SAM WINCHESTER!!!!

• changed her name to samantha for pure praticity

• is a lesbian, so all the romantic part is pretty similar to the canon, monsterfucking and all

• in which dean got a little confused about the distinction of gender ≠ sexuality at first like “wait but why did you become a girl if you like girls?” (he doesn’t know a lot of queer people, give him some time)

• AND SPEAKING OF DEAN! the biggest ally of all times. at first he doesn’t understand lots of stuff that seems obvious to sam (“why are you putting on a suit?” “dean we’re going to a small town, the case will be way harder if everyone is staring at me”), asks indiscrety questions (“can i ask you something?” “it depends” “you wanna chop your dick off?” “NO YOU CANT ASK IT”) but over time he starts to get it more naturally

• despite his numerous hook-ups, dean has never spent so much time in his life in a company of a woman so even the smallest things are extraterrestrial to him (“hey whats that bowl in the microwave?” “depilatory wax” “OH CMON SAMMY I WAS GOING TO HEAT UP MY DINNER THERE”)

• of course, there would be a scene where they met some hunter friend of john who says shit about sam, misgender her etc and dean goes FERAL, fist fighting with the guy and stuff. later sam yells at dean, saying she doesn't need dean to protect her and the argument would escalate to all the times that dean treated her in a condescending way, dean yelling back that dad said it was his job to take care of her and sam yelling even louder that dad would probably dead by now (in this moment all the lamps in their room (and in the street) simply explode, but they ignore. it was probably some short circuit…. right?)

• ok lets talk about john. still the same asshole, still gave a gun to kid who was afraid of the boogeyman, still tried to summon azazel when his son was in comma in 02X01 BUT now he also has a whole series of microaggressions with sam. she’s not stupid, she know the dad she has so doesn’t come out until she’s in stanford, SO john finds out sam is trans in 01X16 when john see sam after two years wearing a skirt and holding a .45 gun. he looks at her up and down and doesn’t say anything however, suddenly stops calling sam sam and starts calling her strictly samuel.

• it got worse after s1 season finale with the whole azazel possessed john > sam had the opportunity of killing azazel/her dad > couldn’t do it > azazel escaped > the winchesters get hit by a truck. when sam questions her father about being worried about the colt while his own son is dying, john explodes with her “you know samuel this is all your fault, once again you couldn’t just man up and pull the fucking trigger, kill the thing, you had to be same old sissy and chicken off, if your brother dies its his blood in your hands”

• aaaaaanyway, lets go back to our girl :D

• her style is kinda a mess. makeup done in a hurry, most of her clothes are mid skirts, hoodies and long dresses but now and then she spends a week wearing baggy jeans and band t-shirts, like dean’s, and no makeup at all. when he asks her “where is the whole angry teen outfit?” sam would simply respond its “because of the praticity, it’s tough to fight with a vampire in a dress lol” dean knows its because sometimes sam’s internalized transphobia ft repression gets loud

• her music taste is mostly grunge, punk and some alt bands she discover in stanford but dean call all of it emo “oh fuck off sammy, i let you drive once and you already put this emo shit” “dean this is literally nirvana, you cant call everything made after the 80’s emo”

• when she came out to bobby his reaction was literally “so now you’re a girl?” “uh… yeah” “gonna change your name or something?” “now is samantha but sam is still fine” “okay, now look this sigil... (and went back to the lore they were searching)”

• sam’s catholicism being more portrained on screen and how the dilemma of being a Christian and queer filled sam with religious guilty

• her paranormal powers also showed up sooner and since the beginning she knew something was wrong. her throat felt sore every time she recited the rituale romanus and holy water made her skin itchy. the older she got, the harder those “symptoms” became and with her denial, desire to be normal combined with religious guilt, it was easier to just convince herself that all this was just god punishing her for living in sin.

• surprisingly, all the demons and angels (and most of the monsters) even being assholes treats sam with the right pronouns

• which make sam and cas fist encounter even more interesting because cas literally turns to dean and go “is this your sister, samantha winchester?” “yeah” “ABOMINATION”’

• samruby second (cause the real first was ruby killing the seven deadly sins and stuff) encounter on the other side was a little more like "why are you following me?” “because youre tall and tall women are sexy as fuck” (then sam’s brain was short circuited for a sec because her height make usually makes her dysphoric)

• between s3-s4, dean still in hell, there would be a scene of one of the first times that sam drank blood to exorcise a demon with her mind. so here they are, demon tied in a chair and trapped in a trap, sam with blood all over her chin and ruby looking at her all heart eyes. Sam tries to do the exorcism but it doesnt work so ruby says sam needs more blood. Sam responds that shes nauseous and if takes any more shes gonna puke (cause you know voluntary vampirism came too natural in canon and that disturbs me) so the demon, who's wearing a cheerleader as a vessel, laughs and says "you know sammy, for real women blood tends to be a natural thing". ruby kills her on the spot.

• speaking of the catholicism (and the blood drinking) again, sam prays every single time before/after drinking demon blood, ruby mocks her for it but she doesnt care. its a weird feeling because even thinking that what shes doing is right, that she needs to get strong to kill lilith, it still feels bad, unholy in some sense.

• of course lucifer tempted her in s5 not only appearing as jess but also saying things like "why samantha, after all, are you willing to sacrifice yourself for a society that treats you like scum, that looks at you like a freak?"

• no need to say that in 05x04 "The End" episode when dean faces lucifer using sam as his vessel, she's wearing an outfit way cooler than that abbey-road-john-lennon-white-suit (to know what i mean search amanda seyfried 2018 met gala look THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!)

• even after being clean of blood drinking, sam still has some of her paranormal powers. she can't do exorcises with her mind anymore but she can move small objects with telekinesis (she doesn't do it in front of dean cause she knows it would scares the fuck out of him)

i also had a list of some episodes rewritten in this au but this list is already long, guess i'll post later

[derschleierfallt]

cabaret… movie 1. ummm HOLY COW.

i will start with what i knew before: not a lot! first, i knew pia douwes in that one tv performance i love. second, i knew of some controversy. people recently laughing in the theater over something the emcee says, something about her looking jewish? who is her, why does he say this? why do people laugh? how is this at all alike to that tv performance? granted, a performance out of context for a tv show is ofc gonna be different, but still. it was sort of cheeky, funny, reveling in all the drama. how does that compare to what else ive heard?

i really locked in for this. when i said locked in i meant it. lights off, my big headphones that look stupid but have good sound, and an honestly disgusting amount of pasta. i know nothing that makes sense. i couldn’t even tell u a little plot summary if i tried. does that make me a fake musical fan IDK u tell me

im not sure if this is the right word, but i have been told by some friends that i do tend to love stuff thats maybe a little more eccentric. i love the drama! so i immediately loved the cabaret. forget my troubles? yea sure thing i can do that! this shit rocks! i like sally, she’s fun, she’s beautiful, she’s wild. i like brian, he compliments her nicely, they’re cute to watch. and i’m caught off guard a little, cus in between all this is all this imagery. obviously it’s not for nothing, you don’t put nazis in shit for nothing, but it’s on the back burner just enough for the drama and the glamor and the music to come swooping back in. and then it’s out of my mind again. then again and again, it’s pushed just a little bit closer to the forefront. eventually, there’s a pit in my stomach. what’s going to happen with all of this? when is everything just going to explode? it doesn’t, it never does. the cabaret comes back in again to take all those troubles away, and the nazis are in the audience again, just like they were in the beginning. only this time they aren’t beaten anymore

it’s disturbing, then and now. we can escape any time we want. there is always something to take away our troubles. we have new ways to continue to feel comfortable with indifference and justify our ignorance. stupid conspiracies that spread like wildfire, and the world feels so much more vast with the internet. what do i matter in such a big world? isn’t it easier to sit back and forget? enough distraction and that pit in my stomach goes away, one harsh reminder can bring it back, but there will always be a new distraction. i will be thinking on this movie for a while. in a way, it was a reminder to me

i loved it, and i would love to see it again on stage. but however it is on stage, i think it translated beautifully to screen. i particularly loved the editing! i highly recommend everyone watch it, a must see if im being honest

steeped my tea for 4 hours. i am not sleeping tonight so im gonna lock in and clear off my movie watchlist a little…. im gonna lock in

[surrealsunday]

SO I FINALLY CAUGHT UP THR LAST THREE CHAPTERS AND WOW- so much to say ngl and kinda glad you split chap6-7 in two, very grateful for that :))). okay so little rambling time ahah

• chapter 5: what a rollercoaster on its own holy shit! it went from weird vibe, flirting to quickly escalate to an argument and then to sth very intense with the last scene 😏 but as always i really loved it! the first scene with basile and eliott’s interaction made me smile ngl, like i said earlier their dynamic would have been so worth showing in the show 👌🏻 also the flirting part when eliott is just staring at lucas’ face and blushing when he notices 🥺 my baby 🥺and that line im so obsessed and soft pls “no need when Lucas is sitting in the sun looking like that - like a fallen angel. Fallen perhaps because no one who looks that sinfully good could ever remain untouched in heaven.”

oh yeah also idriss with manon…seriously one of my fav thing💗 elu’s hug at the end with the “it can wait” warmed my heart, i smiled like an idiot sjsbsb

• chapter 6: probably one of my fav chapter! i love how they’re already so gone for eo (literally), their teasing is exquisite every time omg i love them sm 🤌🏻 also the moment when lucas explained the thing with ch*rles…i never wanted to punch someone that hard in the face, seriously sbsjdbd i kept repeating “wanna slap him omg i so wanna slap him”, and then eliott saying “i will kill him”, like same bestie!! 😭 also idk if it’s just me but you can already see that kind of domesticity between them, like it’s as if they’ve been tgt for years dbdjdb

• chapter 7: again. the rollercoaster that chapter was! eliott wanting to look nice for lucas 🥺 lucas taking the initiative to hold hands with eliott and saying “i feel safe with you” I DIED OF CUTENESS PLS. also basike drunk is so fucking funny LMAOO, he’s such a mood here 🤣

plus, that moment where eliott learns lucas wants to move out from his fam house and he already can see them living their little cosy life tgt doing domestic stuff, my heart just explode he loves him so much 🥺 they’re gonna be the death of me, in every universe istg 😭

the fact i already knew what was coming but still- it was hard, very hard 🥲 like i couldn’t stop nervously laugh knowing what’s gonna happen. but then even that “sack of shit” said those words omg 😭 i imagined the look of lucas’ face, how he was feeling,…i felt so fucking bad and wanted to hug him forever🤧 i literally screamed and insult him even more, then queen daphy bite the crap out of him 😌 and then again, u broke me with “i hate u more”

little summary of my mood throughout this chapter:

they better figure everything out quick or imma jump into this story and lock them in a room to have a proper talk lmaoo. no but seriously i know they’re gonna be okay but still this moment is tough, but worth it 😌

anyways, i hope you’ll have a nice nye’s celebration and wish you the best for this new year! (also never more looked forward to get the new update than now ngl, i kinda feel hollow now 🧍🏼‍♀️🤣)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🥳💗

Omg adlkfjasdlkfj your reactions and memes are just the actual best and I'm dying 😂😂😂❤️️❤️️❤️️.

The line you pulled out of chapter 5 (Lucas as a fallen angel), literally how accurate tho? Eliott was so right for that.

I love how much so many people loved chapter 6 ☺️! I didn't really have a fave chapter in this fic but peoples reactions to that one made me appreciate it so much more. And wanting to punch Charles... very much a mood. I was forever grateful that him getting punched was something that actually happens in the movie. I was happy to stay true to that. I also agree that they settle very quickly into comfortable domestic vibes. That's definitely the point. That instant comfort that comes from being around the right person. It's the same vibe in the next chapter when Eliott is immediately imagining them living together. He's right that it's a little ridiculous to be thinking about something like that when he and Lucas are still so new, but when it's the right person, it's the right person. And there's really no timeline when that's the case.

Lucas deserves all the hugs though, it is true. Poor bub is definitely going through it 🥺. Let himself fall for the 'cool hot guy' again and got so much more badly hurt. Lucas's last line though... ngl... I love it 😌. Truly a fave for me.

Your moodboard throughout the chapter tho 😂😂😂. Yeah that seems about right. Exactly what I was looking to evoke too. The 'laughing nervously' one makes me seriously lol.

Thank you so much for sending your thoughts! I love love love reading what you were thinking!!!

I hope you have a lovely New Year's as well! I will be doing nothing (which is how I like it) aside from maybe a fun makeup look for nobody but my cat. I really do need to work on the next chapter tho so that is the goal for the next couple days!

Happy New Year to you too! 🥳💗💗💗💗

[andiwriteordie]

okay i'm finally reading i know better (but you're still around) and i also happened to be listening to this cavetown song on repeat

and it just reminded me so much of Mike in your fic ??

so the first part/chorus is Mike telling Dustin and Lucas about what he thought happened to Will and them basically thinking he's delusional and laughing in his face (Mike tends to exaggerate i get it)

and the “god i wish i was happy” is obviously wanting Will back bc without Will things have been... Not Good for Mike. he also mentions a few times that he feels incredibly bad and like the worst person in the world for giving up on Will (even though he didn't) and bc he stopped looking for him which i interpret as the “crushing me from above and underneath” line

from personal experience (and like the website says haha) i interpret this to be about “derealization and how a person can feel like they're not a part of their environment anymore” Mike often mentions how he feels he's watching things play out from outside his body and things like that

also in some cases grief can make meals hard (as we know), especially eating with people which, if i remember correctly, is why Mike mostly took his food up to his room and at times didn't eat at all. eating just feels like it takes up too much energy , energy you don't have so you just sink into your seat, stuff like that

nobody's listening to his theories about Will, also how he feels like he kinda ruined the party bc they're not as close as they used to be so no one to really listen to & understand his thoughts & everything about Will since they have an unspoken rule not to talk about it etc etc

okay the friend he's imagining is Will, like imagining Will is there or that Will can hear him when he speaks to him & stuff

okay these lines remind me of Mike so much. we all know he tends to explode when he's upset and say all kinds of stuff that he doesn't really mean and end up apologizing afterwards .

there were these scenes where he and Lucas were having a yelling match & this other one where he was yelling at Max & another he was yelling at Lucas and Dustin both pre and post saving Will from the Upside Down and he's saying lots of hurtful shit and yeah they get that he's grieving and hurting a Lot but also he kinda really hurt their feelings sooo

he apologizes (sometimes reluctantly, sometimes without actually saying the words “im sorry” but they're apologies nonetheless)

sertraline (y'know thr antidepressant that treats lots of anxiety/depressive related disorders) is a thing that i think Mike would need i mean obviously especially in this fic but the way his grief and pain is described ?

it's literally so fucking heart wrenching and excruciating for me the reader so i cannot even begin to imagine what Mike was feeling . so yeah sertraline's effective but the grief seems More than it and like even more effective which sucks.

um so yeah this is the lyrical analysis of this song you've maybe never heard of that you didn't ask for :D is this anything ? no idea i just wanted to share

oh okay

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FIRST OF ALL. cavetown is very mike wheeler coded. like i can name 3 songs off the top of my head (home, idea of her, it's u) that are mike wheeler so. thanks? for adding ANOTHER ONE? to my list.

also yay!!! i hope you enjoy (well... that might not be the right word) the rest of the fic!!!

literally though this analysis is so good like holy shit, that's it. also like super honored that you resonated enough with the way i portrayed mike in that fic and connected it to this song!!! it's just like... this song is such a raw expression and explanation of grief and mental health issues, and you literally hit the nail on the head with the analysis and where i was trying to go with all of mike's thoughts throughout his journey in this fic!

where were you when i was writing the fic so i could've put this on my playlist (kidding but wow seriously wish i had found this earlier? i LOVE IT)

now this is me trying to find a way to include it in the sequel fic. thinking thoughts.

thanks for this ask, my friend!!!! ❤️🫂