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[zend-pixie]

oh ayo????

[pwnyta]

Guess I'll post Stobotnik doodles once again.

Stobotnik but theyre the little mistletoe magnet nose bears I had when I was a kid. With some extra magnets for funsies. (I dont think my bears had tails but... I love a good orb tail on a bear plush)

I know Doc looks more like candy corn but hes supposed to be like egg colored! I know I coulda went with just another shade of yellow but hes also a redhead so... I thought the orange would look nice and it does... but it also looks like candy corn.

Ivo gets jealous of the birthday boy (spoilers: the birthday boy is him. He forgot.)

Hes better at Valentines day. Sorta. Stone has been trying to make homemade coffee chocolates but Shadow and Ivo keep eating them (or trying to eat him in Ivos case) and the Badniks keep plucking them off the counter to 'eat them' too (they just keep them in their carapace. They just wanna fit in. Do not judge them.)

Symbiosis.

Ivo gets back from almost exploding and decides Stone must be within reach at all times. (Stone certainly doesnt mind. Hes very warm and comfy.)

Makin sure your boss knows that you care by literally spelling it out for him.

The text was just gonna be Ivo telling Stone to get and stop fucking around... and then when Stone disobeys his orders hes like '..oh shit it must be bad.'

Doctor expected there to be unexpected results... he just didnt expect Stone to get hurt real bad. He then experiments with the theory that kisses will make someones booboos feel better. Results inconclusive. More extensive testing required.

Stone gets along with Ivo, I made an AU with him bonding with Maria....

So what about Gerald. Honestly missed opportunity to not have Gerald fuck with Stone a little. He was clearly pleased that Ivo broke up with Stone so he mustve known Stone was a boon of some sort despite being a base-line human... I mean I guess hed probably would have seen Stone being a badass on a motorcycle and thought keeping him as far away as possible was for the best...

But like Gerald could have easily tried to manipulate Stone thinking Stone was just using Ivo like everyone else and Gerald is stronger/smarter/would have more power so maybe could have tried to use that but not recognizing Stone actually DID love Ivo cuz who would love his dumbass grandson? Not even HE loves his dumbass grandson.

Alternatively he DOES recognize Stones love for Ivo very quickly and uses Ivos blind loyalty to his family and THAT newly exposed weak spot that makes it so easy to hurt his Grandson as a weapon to keep Stone in line.

IDK Im rambling but I never see anyone with AUs involving Gerald and Stone. Together they could make an even more fucked up version of that SU song 'Do It For Her/Him'

[musicallisto]

omg for the valentine's prompt echo: sender leaves a voicemail, confessing their feelings with charles, u decide if receiver or sender :) (drgnsfly)

· · · · ♡ YOU WIN SOME, YOU WIN SOME (cl16)

… starring charles leclerc x f!reader ... 2.1k words ... in which losing an offhanded bet to pierre gasly never felt so good to charles leclerc. ... lol i know this was supposed to be short but im a chronic overwriter and i got carried away by this idea <3 piarles have my very heart and soul

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐂 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 know better by now than to make pacts with Pierre Gasly.

To be fair, it began so long ago—years upon years of late-night dinners after disappointing races hammering the habit in. Muscle memory, like corners of a track. Pierre says something outrageous to get a laugh out of Charles; Charles answers he'll gladly do it when he hits some impossible milestone.

"I think you should do a video with Squeezie, mate. You'd be aaaall over Twitter." "Yeah, right! When you beat me in chess, maybe."

"So are you ever gonna release an album where you sing or?" "When I'm world champion, sure. I'll let you do the adlibs."

And it always works, always does get a laugh out of Charles, even after the most botched races, once again powerless victim to Ferrari's fads, and somehow even after his very first breakup. Charles must've promised the moon and then some, in the sacred outline of a conspirational grin; things only the Norman can get out of him, it seems, and things he's already forgotten all about.

So it isn't that weird, truth be told, that he forgot about you too.

The pact is sealed on a charter jet. Charles can't remember where from and where to; somewhere between Europe and the Americas, because the flight had seemed eternal to him, gripping the seat's leather armrest every time the small plane jolted up and down from turbulence. For a second he'd thought the soft wheezing sound was an impending mechanical failure, precipitating them all to their death into the cold, unforgiving Atlantic... until he'd opened his eyes and noticed Pierre sneering at him.

"I don't understand how you're still not used to it with how much we fly."

"I don't understand how you get used to it," Charles had retorted. "It's just not natural! Man was not made to fly."

"Yeah, 'cause man was definitely made to go three hundred kilometers an hour in a big carbon box."

His exasperated sigh, arms crossing over his chest and eyes fluttering closed should be enough for Pierre to understand the conversation is over and out, but Charles can still feel his amused gaze on him. The Monégasque's pursed lips melt into a smile.

"Stop it," he groans.

"I'm not doing anything!"

There's a mock offense in Pierre's tone, quickly replaced by honeyed mischief when he speaks again.

"Just imagine you're sitting with Y/N instead of me."

Charles' eyes snap open.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Obviously he knows what that's supposed to mean, but he still has to brace himself for the conversation that comes next. For the high-pitched voice and offensively bad Southern accent.

"Oh no, Y/N, I'm so scared! The plane is going to explode! Hold my hand or I'll cry!"

"Okay, first of all, I'm not Marseillais," Charles' eyes narrow, "and second, I don't... need her to hold my hand or anything."

"But you'd like that," Pierre replies pointedly.

From the way Charles shifts in his seat, turning to face the window and muttering a "whatever", the Frenchman knows he's struck a nerve. He's more gentle when he speaks again, after a few seconds of silence.

"So when are you gonna tell her you're madly in love with her?"

"I'm not madly in love with anyone."

"You told me you think of her every time you pass Ascari because the little flowers that grow down the side of the track are her exact favorite color."

Of course, there's nothing to retort to that. Not that it would do much anyway; Pierre is Charles' closest friend on the grid, and has been for more years than his hands, now calloused from the gloves, can count; he doesn't need any word from the younger man, just the twitch of his eyelid and the shadow of his dimple, to know Charles is irrevocably enamored with his old friend.

"I'm just saying, if you're gonna be whipped for someone, at least make it your girlfriend."

"Ferrari is enough of a girlfriend to me," Charles snorts, but he doesn't miss how talking about you evaporated all the flying fright in his belly.

"Okay, hear me out," Pierre leans in conspiratorially, "if you win Monaco... you have to tell her."

Charles stares him down for long, long seconds. It's another one of those mindless pacts they sign together, a purely recreational agreement they'll both have forgotten by the time they hit the tarmac... and Pierre's eyes and slight smile are so familiar and enticing, and it's not like Charles has got any chance of winning Monaco soon, anyway, not after adding yet another DNF to his streak—by the time he stands on the top step before the marina, you'll have found someone, and perhaps even he will have, too, and all will be forgotten.

"Yeah, okay. Promise."

Promises to the wind. Utterly inconsequential.

Especially because Charles doesn't win Monaco the next year, and watches his teammate prowl on the podium instead. Nor does he even come close the following.

So by the time 2024 comes around, he's completely forgotten about his promise—more of a bet, really—to Pierre Gasly in that jet all those years ago. Although, of course, in the gaps left by the deep rumble of the engines, the only thing he hears is your voice from when you wished him good luck over the phone just an hour ago.

"This year's yours, champion! I'll be watching you on TV. Make me proud!"

Charles has never been more thankful for a boring race than the moment he races past the chequered flag, barely making out the mechanics' triumphant fists behind the tears clinging to his lashes. The walls he'd leaned against, catching his breath climbing Monte Carlo's steep hills as a child, kiss him one last time, beckoning him forth into the pitlane where he eventually comes to a halt, dizzy like only Monaco winners are.

Most of the celebrations immediately after are a blur. From the garage's bone-crushing embrace to the roaring crowd and a billion adoring eyes on him, like he is their god—it all clouds into one gigantic red and white haze and the immeasurable, euphoric lightheadedness of being on top of the world.

Charles is still in his drenched race suit, dripping from Mediterranean waters, when Pierre Gasly finds him in the harbor, beaming head to toe, and hugs him as tightly as his sore arms will allow.

"Bravo ma poule," Pierre laughs, and the vibration against Charles' chest makes him laugh too. "I knew you'd do it."

If this were a usual race they would debrief it right then and there, and Charles would no doubt hear detailed, explosive accounts of every act of vehicular manslaughter Esteban has attempted against his teammate; but this is no usual race, this is Monaco, its trophy now bearing Charles Leclerc's name until the end of time; so Pierre grabs his friend by the shoulders instead and looks him straight in the eye.

"So, you won Monaco."

"I did," Charles giggles.

"And you remember what that means, right?"

Charles doesn't like the sly smile he sees on Pierre's face—he knows it too well.

"That means we're gonna party?"

"That means you have to tell Y/N you love her."

For some crazy reason, Charles doesn't flinch at the thought, doesn't even try to argue against it, pretend he does not remember the pact—because it seems like a perfectly good idea, the most logical course of action to take. He's a Monaco Grand Prix winner—he's just won Monaco! He's drunk on the adrenaline, traversed up and down by a million lightning bolts; he could run a mile, or skydive into the sea, or even tell you he's been dying of love for you since the day you met.

This year's yours, champion! Make me proud!

"She's... she's in Paris right now, for work," he replies. "I'll have to do it when she comes back—"

"Call her."

"What?"

"Call her!"

"Like—now?"

"Yes, now! If you don't do it with me right now you're never gonna do it. You're not getting off easy."

Charles hesitates for a split second—so much for lightning-fast reflexes!—and then his hand reaches for his back pocket, and he goes to your contact like some higher being is piloting his every move.

One tone, two tones...

"Voicemail," Charles breathes out, frantic, looking over at Pierre like it's an implacable fatality only he can get him out of. Pierre opens his palms, widening his eyes with a shake of the head, his every muscle screaming, "So? Are you dumb?", and Charles nods, clears his throat.

"Ahem! Erm... hi. Hi! Hi Y/N. I'm calling to say I won! I won the race, I won in Monaco... at last," he smiles into the phone, somehow oblivious to the fact he's about to pour his heart out in front of his best friend. "And I, uh... I also wanted you to know that I'm... really sorry you couldn't make it to the race, because... the truth is I—I like you. Like, more than as a friend. I like you so much, and I've liked you for so long, it's... you've given me so much strength over the years, so much confidence and resilience to bounce back and I never expected to fall for you like this when we met but sometimes it just... happens! And I wanted to dedicate this victory to you. To thank you for sticking with me even when I suck horribly, or when I'm in a bad mood because I suck horribly... you're among the most important people in my life, and that's why I want you to have the most important day in my life too. At least if you don't feel the same way, you know, I still get... one victory. Uh, yeah! Bisous, bye!"

He misses the hang-up button once and then buries his phone in his pocket to never ever hear from it again. Pierre stands dumbfounded as his friend grimaces tentatively.

"Too much?"

But Pierre can't stop chuckling and shakes his head.

"Honestly, brother, I don't even wanna make fun of you, that was genuinely cute."

And the Frenchman grabs the Monégasque by the shoulder, whisking the little prince away into the fervent clamor of his Principality.

Charles' hands don't start shaking until well into the night. The rest of the evening passed in the blink of an eye amidst congratulatory kisses, unending interviews, and the grandest, finest dinner he's never had to pay for. But now Charles is sitting on the edge of his bed, trying to tie his nicest shoes for the afterparty, with the utmost certainty his eyes will burn out of his skull if he glances at the lit-up screen of his phone. No use putting it on Do Not Disturb, chucking it across the room, opening and closing the calculator app like a mad tiger pacing inside a circus trailer... the notification taunts him; three missed calls from you, and two voicemails he will never, ever open.

At least never ever sober.

He barely even remembers the exact words he used in that voicemail. Maybe it wasn't that bad, maybe there's still room to save face, salvage his ego. Pass it off as mere gratitude from a friend to a friend. He didn't say I love you, after all—right? Could he have?

The electric chime of his doorbell snaps him out of his reverie. Surely the taxi. It's a long way down to the first floor—dammit, Charles, who even needs a house with this many stairs?—and he's a little flushed by the time he rushes out the front door to the iron gate, distracted enough to forget to check the security cameras.

A gust of wind picks up just as he opens the gate... and stops dead in his tracks. You're only wearing a frilly summer dress, of course the night chill would make you shiver... you? At his doorstep?

You look up at him, all parted lips and disheveled hair in the night, and he swears your eyes light up the tranquil street a thousand times more than the car lights in the distance. He takes you in, you, you! So splendid and breathless like a comet made woman—your suitcase in your hand, the French taxi driving off behind, and he pieces it all together.

"Y/N...?"

"You had something to tell me," is all you answer, your face pure, gleaming, like the trophy he kissed facing the sea.

[delilahsturniolo]

who are all of your favorite sturniolo writers and why?

all of em you say? 😅 IM SO SO SORRY THIS IS SOOOO LONGGGG I GOT CARRIED AWAY i named every writer in existence but i have so many favorites i must name them all or i will explode!!! i’m sorry if i forgot anyone!!

@sturndiary ࿐ literally has poetic ahh writing, her fics are so so fucking good i eat them up all the time!! her theme is incredibly sexy too, the smut is just perfection!!! 👅👅

@whor3ing ࿐ fuck where do i even start??? elle’s literally my angel girl i love her more than words could ever describe :( i’m obsessed with all her au’s and chratt fics they’re so so amazing i need her to teach me her ways shes so sweet and talented!!!

@strnilolover ࿐ I LOVEE GABBYYY!!!! her au’s are so cool and creative and i love every single piece of writing ever her writing is genuinely so mesmerizing i can’t!!! i love when she shows me fics shes gonna post and tells me her ideasss she’s so so talented in ways i can’t even explain omfg

@mattsstarlet ࿐ PORNSTAR!MATT IS EVERYTHING!!! i love my kat girl so so so so sosososo much she’s the cutest ever :3 everything she writes is sooo goood my queen never disappoints!!

@chrisstvrns ࿐ i love love love everything rory writes her brain is so amazing hehehe :) she’s one of my day ones all her au’s are so good, i’m not a chris girl but lord…her chris fics lowk make me reconsider sometimes LMAO!! her writing marathon is so amazing as well!!

@sturnsflirt ࿐ I LOVE HER ENTIRE BLOG!!! mechanic!matt is so sexy and i really love surferboy!chris too! her writing is so good and she needs more recognition immediately shes my queen <3

@loverboysturn ࿐ chris and birdie are so fucking cutesy omgdfjfididos. her au’s are absolutely phenomenal and everything is so well written, i love her sososos much!!!

@bernardsbendystraws ࿐ I LOVEE ROSEEE i eat up everything she writes, everything is sosos perfect and i always reread her shit a bunch of times, her au’s are so cute and her new chratt au makes me jizz everywhere like genuinely i need her talent.

@malsmind ࿐ maliaaa my baby is so so talented!! her writing marathon is absolute perfection and i get so excited when she posts LOL but she has really good fics i love everything she does!!!!

@mattybsgroupie ࿐ maria is sossoso perfect i genuinely love her so much, every single piece of writing she’s ever posted never ever fails to amaze me, all her sub!matt is soooooo 🫦🫦🫦 she’s insanely talented and i really really look up to her!!

@oopsiedaisydeer ࿐ INEZZZ i loveee herr shes the cutest ever, her emergency au has my heart and her writing is so magical it makes me ascend up into the heavens 😪

@sturnsrecord ࿐ literally all my favorite fics on this app are written by matilda, she’s a mastermind and i really enjoy reading all of her writing, whenever she posts i have such a huge smile on my face i love her writing :3

@chrisdoll ࿐ MY LILY GIRL I LOVE HER!!! i remember when she just started her blog which seems like yesterday omg. all her fics are so amazing i love hearing about all her ideas for writing and she’s so sweet i really can’t wait to see what she does in the future :)

@endereies ࿐ KAYYY i love her soo much all of her au’s are so fucking cool i love love love mechanic!chris and racer!matt uuuughhhh i need more!!!! she’s so sweet we don’t interact a ton but when we do it makes me smile <3

@sturniphone ࿐ AAAAHHHGGG WHERE DO I EVEN STARRRTTTT????? her blog is so so sosososossoososo perfect omfg all her au’s eat tf down, her writing is so amazing i need her to publish a book immediately cause holy shit i’m so obsessed with her i fangirl so bad

@ifwdominicfike ࿐ AVERYY I LOVE HER SO MUCH her dilf!chris & matt has my heart and i wish i could write like her holyyyy shitt shes so talented!!! i love talking to her shes so sweet i love all of her fics!!

@thenickgirl ࿐ i don’t read much for nick but i love everything aerie writes :) nick and jalen are so cute and i would give them my entire soul omg. dad!nick EATSSS TFF DOWN AHHHH SHES SO COOL i love all her au’s!!!

@luvs4matt ࿐ MEOW MY CHERRY BABY!!!! blue collar!matt and dilf!matt are EVERYTHING to me i’m obsessed with everything she writes shes so amazing and eats down every single fic ever!!!! <333

@st7rnioioss ࿐ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH i love destiny sososos much more than words can say!!! all her au’s are so creative and beautiful i could cry right now, i love everything she writes and i need her to give me her talent rn. her mssterlist hates to see me coming 😪 she’s so sweet too i love talking to her :3

@mattscoquette ࿐ I LOVE RYLEE and everything she writes!! dad!matt will forever hold a special place in my heart i will never get enough 😅 one of the first writers i followed on here on my old account and i’m obsessed with everything does, i’m a matt girl too so i get fed :3

@sweetshuga ࿐ ISAA MY GIRLLL!!! lecturer!matt is SOSOSOSO SEXY AHHH she’s so so talented i love all of her fics and the way her brain works i look up to her a lot :)

@55sturn ࿐ starrrr i love her so so much!!! all of her fics have me in a trance her au’s are so good and i always reread her stuff, i love her so so much she’s the absolute sweetest!!

@cayleeuhithinknott ࿐ ARFFF my girl caylee eats tf down every single time!!! her sweetener writing marathon is so so good i love it so much shes so cutesy and talented hehee!!

@sturnslutz ࿐ MY WIFE GUYS i love my girl shes soooo incredible, her summer i turned pretty series awakened a hugeee sense of nostalgia since i read the summer i turned pretty and watched the show a while ago, everything she writes is truly amazing and all her au’s are sosso clever!!!

@y3sterdaysproblem ࿐ GAHHH i love avery so so much, toxic!fwb!chris is absolute perfection and i remember the first fic i ever read from her which was the ghostface one (i cannot remember for shit) but AH i immediately fell in love, i enjoy talking with her and shes the sweetest ever i love all of her writing she is so incredibly talented and she’s a writer i look up to!!

@cherrystainss ࿐ SHESSS SOOOOO CUTEEE AND TALENTEDDDD i love cowboy!matt and literally all of her au’s and fics omg she’s so creative and talented and always eats her fics tf down!!!!

@saintormentor ࿐ words cannot describe how good her writing is. holy shitttt she’s incredibleee UUUGGGHH her fics are genuinely like..poetic and beautiful i love reading her stuff :)

omg this is so long im sorry for all the tagging 💔

[goatgoesmbe]

Heya! So, in response to the Gaz thing. I think it def has to do with race, tbh. But I also think it comes down to broad characterization within the fandom. In comparison to the other 3, I think sometimes people have trouble imagining his characterization? Like John is The Captain, Simon is the Brooding One, Johnny is The Loud One, and then they kinda falter in giving Gaz a distinctive personality beyond “protege-golden boy-the normal one”. In my opinon, one of the best ways to tell if Gaz has real characterization within the fic is if he has any sort of relationship with Ghost. And I don’t even mean romantic way. It’s easy to pair Gaz with John, mentor-mentee, and it’s easy to pair Gaz with Johnny, best friends. But they’ll often overlook the Gaz/Ghost relationship entirely because they Don’t Know What To Do. But all my favorite fics with Gaz, ensure that Gaz and Ghost have some sort of dynamic going on.

OMGG!!! I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT NEEDING MORE GAZ/GHOST

i saw @/lxvie been writing a lot of them lately and im obsessed.. its more of horny blurbs thoo XD

For me, Gaz is a sweet good boy, golden boy, very kind and has most moral compared to other 141. But the thing is, he would still commit atrocities like they do.. even if he keep talking about how this is wrong

Them with warcrimes be like:

Price: someone has to do it *shrugs*

Ghost: *probably zoning out as he does it, coz he doesn't care*

Soap: *literally said* MAKE ME WANT TO COMMIT A FEW WARCRIMES MYSELF

Gaz: THIS IS WRONG >:( im still gonna do it tho, but i dont like it

Ok so, with Ghost.. i kind of HC him to be more silly than the usual serious broody guy.

Sure, he is serious and broody to others. But people who knows him? Not exactly

With how he casually throw one stupid joke after another. And waited for Foap even tho he didn't have to, he's not totally emotionless, he could care if he want

Also him roasting Price after the latter passed out LMAO

So with Gaz who's Price's fav boy.. Gaz would be the one scolding Ghost and not the other way around

Even tho Ghost isnt reacting to it, for me he's actually the most reasonable.. he doesn't explode like the others had. Could be calmer than Gaz

Ghost would suggest drawing on Price's face when the captain was asleep. Gaz would be the one trying to stop him (and Soap who would agree ofc). It was because they wanted to use permanent marker, Gaz gave them something that could be easily erased instead

Also. Ghost is disgusting hc. I wrote abt Gaz being annoyed by Ghost who's fussy about his acne, and dragged the latter to sephora lolol

So.. Price is the captain. Ghost is the broody guy but actually silly. Soap is loud and explosive. Gaz is.. some kind of.. the rule enforcer XD like if Ghost and Soap is scheming something, Gaz would give them the look

Gaz tops Ghost btw

I also like to hc him drowning in bitches. I stand by him being the most unsuspecting fuckboy. Them seeing a pretty bird at a bar would be

Soap: tried to hard, scared you away

Ghost: didn't even try, stared at you unblinking hoping you approach him instead

Price: old school, be minding his own business and buy you a drink

Gaz: would slide to your side and be smooth about it

He's also banned from being anyone's wingman because he always ended up taking the birdie home himself

Added note: he's the most perfect candidate to be a yandere!!! Besides Soap. Coz yandere means yan: sadistic, and dere: sweet. But people often forgot the sweet.. often make yandere to be just.. dark, no sugar. But with Gaz? Oh he would be a good at being both

[quetzal-of-chaos]

Brooo amigo cool new person i found on the internet... YOU LIKE THE CHAMPIONS COMICS, ROTTMNT AND THAT ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN SHOW TOO??? GFFDKDSJSKSKS ME, ME TOO!!!! (AAAND YOUR AN ARTIST!?)

AAAAHH Idk anyone else who knows about the Champion comics?!!? Theyre so underrated and i got SO hyperfixated on reading them all within a week when i found the series!! Snowguard is my fav, i love the shapeshifting powers she got. And ultimate spiderman!?!?! I love that show way too much (i feel like the last seasons kinda got weird with the plot but aeh) the multiverse arc was so much fun to watch, all the diff artstyles they used and that one cgi universe?? MIND GOT BLOWN. And you like ROTTMNT, all is right in this world. Questionquestion does jazz have a ref?? 👀 cuz im feeling my motivation flowing and id love to get the art zoomies out by drawing another turtle too!!

OH

MY

GOSH

GYUFSTRESWACWERDBTNYUHMNFDBRS#A$^%BD&^NF*MGFTUDB%EDRVRDYKIMFTGISIAYOA)(HOHSOI

A KINDRED SPIRIT??? NO FREAKING WAY

Y E S

-overexcited bird noises-

...

Okay, um, calm down-

Anyways, heckwheredoIstart-

ACK

Snowguard is super cool, it's nice to see somebody other than me sees that! Nova is my personal favourite, but Snowguard is also amazing!

As for Ultimate Spider-Man, I agree with what you said about the later seasons. I think the second they essentially 'forgot' about the OG team, I started to lose interest. The multiverse arc was awesome, and I had your exact reaction to the cgi universe: HOLY HECK MIND EXPLODED.

IT WAS SO CLEAN AND PERFECT-

And yes, I am in fact obsessed with mutant turtles, they fuel my existence.

AND

YOU LIKE DRAGONS???

I LOVE DRAGONS!

I used to draw dragons all the time, I have so much art everywhere, istg-

I should do some digital dragon sketches, actually, and possibly digitally colour some of my old traditional dragon art...

Oh, art refs for Jazz? Uh-

Gonna sound crazy, but I don't make ref sheets for my ocs.

I KNOW RIGHT!? I'M TOTALLY CRAZY

But uh, here's some art of his updated design!

And here's a (sorta crappy) view of his shell:

Hope that helps!

You seem super cool and interesting, don't be shy!

(Also, I am totally going to draw your oc, he is GORGEOUS. STUNNING.)

[void-chara]

oh yeah By the way!!! ik ive mentioned my iris smp mcrp stuff on here before, but, i forgot to say that i started streaming on there recently!!!

this past monday i did a stream recapping everything ive been up to on there, here is the vods if anyone is curious :3

(it is in two parts bc wifi made stream crash in the middle)(technically it is in three parts however the actual first part was only two minutes before obs exploded itself, so i didnt link it)

(also ik this is just twitch links rn, but i do plan to archive my own vods and ill prob edit this later with youtube links once i do that)

aaanyway!!! also gonna be streaming again tomorrow night, me and cosmic are gonna go take on an ancient city together and die many many many times !! it will be very fun im sure!! come hang out :D

[wellthatschaotic]

💭 - Does anyone wanna share something about their source? Feel free to ramble, anyone can answer too!

💬- Best quote from an alter?

💭: oooh so recently we've been rotating History in our brain (like what you'd see in a history book in our paracosm) and i want to make a whole Poast about it but for now i will sum up

so the main 2 worlds in our paracosm are etheria and earth. earth is pretty much exactly the same but with all the Supernatural Creatures (werewolves, vampires, etc). etheria is The Fantasy Land (basically the stereotypical high fantasy world). they're connected like a venn diagram and the overlap has a lot of names but also no official name so we're just gonna call it the Inbetween (most common name). at the points where there is overlap is where The Veil Is Thin and it's easier to open a door to the other world (and sometimes doors just Open On Accident. sometimes big enough for a guy to fall through. oops!)

now, how did these worlds get separated like this i hear no one asking? War(TM). wayyyyyy back when humanity was just starting out it was one world that had Human People AND Fantasy Creatures. and they lived in harmony until the humans were like hey im gonna start chopping down trees to build stuff and the ents were like hey that's my fucking cousin and etc etc Problems Happened. Fantasy Guys(TM) were like heyyyyy could you Stop and basically humans had to choose between earthen technology (which to the magical creatures was crude and forced and Wrong) or working with Nature. cue Literally Earthsplitting War. a bunch of people from all the races got together and went Hey This Is Bad. and supermagicked the worlds apart. which would be insane to witness in person like can you imagine just everything exploding and waking up on an identical but different world

anyway the Earth Humans went the Technology Path, and eventually just kind of. forgot all about the Fantasy Guys. like it all fell into legend and the Great War kind of didn't even make the cut into legend. and the Fantasy Guys went on the Fantasy Path and everyone was happy ever after (ominous music plays) (narrator: but were they?)

💬: oh there are a lot our brain could be a sitcom. first one that comes to mind is "i mean i went mad with vengeance and it worked out for me. so skill issue". also idk if it counts as a quote but we thought jake was the token allocishet until someone cofronted with him and was like dude. are you sure you don't like men. and he was like i mean some guys are hot i've fucked guys before (in source). which was so funny sklfjksd

[plural-void]

so on that one system post whatever asked about my plural headcannons and it killed half of my wroting SO i continue it here. warning for big long autism post about plural q!bbh made at 5am (the fisrt part isnt even about thr plurality just background info) (also theres typos. a lot. soery)

so these were my tags (edited a little)

Q!BADBOYHALO!!!! BECAUSE SO MANY REASONS (not that many BUT THE MOST EXCITING ONES) (sorry hes my blorbo. also hes me) so he has two headmates. the protector (who ill call “bad”) and the one that doesnt really know anything (who ill call “halo”)

bad will do literally anythinf to protect the system and loved ones, he killed bobinho because bobinho was going to tell people that he murdered the other bunnies (when he really didnt + the bunnies are actually not dead they just ate ghostberries for some reason. we never got the answer to that before qsmp exploded) and he scared missa because he didnt want missa to do the same thing as well,

missa had been at the scene where the bunnies "died" with the raccoons (that had actually robbed him once lol) so bad got scared and stepped in to scare missa away so he woudnt tell anyone (he did end up telling phil via book about how bad was scary and we got the “my missa” moment which was a W for pissers) (pissers are missa and phil shippers. important context) ANYWAYS the next day he seemed to know nothinf about scaring missa (so thats halo) ans then assumedly later when bobinho threatens to have him arrested bad fronts and eventually kills bobinho and then logs off the server before logging back on and rediscovering bobinhos corpse and knowing nothing about it and being like “oh poor bobinho :(” and that was like a canon switch.

I had more but it didnt like me and cut them :( SO im gonna go over it again with more detail and background and also the full thing kind of.

so bad has this egg. named dapper. he also has pomme. (the french egg but also his egg too because adoption) they get kidnapped so he starts playing with soul vultures. they bite him and make his soul leak. (tbh this part im hazy on bc memory is bad rn + didnt watxh bad as religiously) bad gives up for the first time in way too long) (hes also an immortal demon who can die but gets revived) (hes been immortal for at least 11k years) (thats when he fell from heaven. hes a fallen angel.) (also his memory is deteriorating)

more stuff happens, it gets worse over time, the eggs come back, the eggs get kidnapped again and purgatory happens. purgatory island (egg island) explodes via nuclear bomb and now his soul is irradiated) people get worried because like. whats that blue stuff. (its his soul (irradiated edition)) purgatory 2 happens somewhere in there i think. eggs are back btw. (this arc lasted for like 9 months btw. 9 MONTHS) (he alowly died and lost his memory for 9 months. what the hell.) (for like 3 of those montha he only lived by sheer willpower bc of the eggs) (also somewhere in there he forgot about Foolish and thats when they knew he was dying) (i mean its kinda hard to forget someone who youve been immortal with for god knows how long) anyways eventually his kids gave him pills and stuff. he still ended up dying. also a while ago there was a glitch and dapper died while bad screamed "crawl to the entrance". when he died he relived rhat and. wow.) (he also tried to kill himself via nuclear creeper (aka a radioactive creeper that explodes a huge radius) (presumably because he was in too much pain to bear) (but his body ended up giving out before he could) anyways before he died he had one last good day where there was too much angst. the next day he essentially roleplayed dementia with pomme (that was horrifyinf to watch genuinely. he kept turning arousn and forgettpinf pomme and then rememberifn and god. hes good at minecraft rp. how is this mcrp..) (he also saw richas for a second and it was just. sad) (anyways) the n he died. o7

NOW time for plural part!!!!!

dapper and pomme tried to revive him via something in the warden place. (what is it caleled. the deep somethinf. idk.) and i think that messed somethinf up because when he was revived like a week later there was a cutsceen thing where he was in the nether (<- thats bad. at least i assume. i think his pluralitry sources from somethinf related to this. but then again hes an immortal demon whos seen a lot of things. mayb he was plural before too.. you cant go 11k+ years without at least having one headmate.... idk. but for the sake of simplicity of this hc lets say it sources from this alone)

so when he revives he is like scared deer. a socially awkward dog. a soaking wet cat. he enters his house and sees pomme and dapper ans doesn't remember them. (he doesn't remember anythinf) (his memory will eventually return but i feel like its rushed due to qsmp ending so soon) (last part of canon isnt canon to me btw) (anyways) they dont tell him that hes their father. one of them accidentally calls him dad and hes like!! EHAT!!!! anyways irrelevant to plurality i think. well maybe it shows how little halo knows like what

ok so i think bad is the memory holder too, even if he doesn't remember everythinf he knows more still

anyways bc of the whole thinf the eggs leave and it sucks. but this is where plural!! (its 6am now ive been writing for an HOUR)

anyways there are bunnies btw. one for each qsmp language. red is ronnie (english), yellow is sipi (spanish), green is bobinho (portuguese), idk if there was a frenxh. there was an orange german one too i dont remember the name of. also a purple korean one.

anyways bad built a cucurucho themed theme park. chaos ensued with the bunnies testing them, they got tobbed by raccoons, bad became in debt, a crazy amount of cucuhalo ensued. most of the bunnies (except the orange one) hate the theme park

anyways bad build a house for the bunnies taht is supposed to be a golden carrot but ends up being a pineaple. the bunnies check ir out. sipi has an allergic reaction to carrots(????) halo looks away for 3 seconds and theyre dead (theyre not. they ate ghost berries. no idea why tho????) bobinho blames him.

missa shows up. bas threatens missa. halo doesn't remember. bad kills bobinho. halo doesnt remember. i rxplained this better in the tags

anyways my brain ran our of ink... sobs cries. maybe ill rb layer to continue.

[daphnebowen]

hsmtmts season four episode six

Gina is just trying to get out of there but coach Bolton is distracting her - and then he says “technically Disney won’t let me spoil the movie but …” and then proceeds to spoil the whole movie! What!

“sweetie” Ricky is really rocking the whole grandpa thing huh

nobody told them about the show?!?! Terrible friends, they are.

I don’t understand how them missing one rehearsal leads to the whole show being cancelled as well as the whole drama department being cancelled??? Like hello??? You can’t take away theater, people. That doesn’t work like that. Or, it shouldn’t.

”I thought you broke up with him because you were so traumatized” help 💀

“we both needed lactaid pills” period

”wait so you’re single again??” YES MADDOX GET HER GIRL

aw miss Jenn called in mazzy!!

why does robotics get everything like how is that so different from theater?? They have lights and fancy robot props, like what??

IM GONNA CRY POOR EMMY all of her dreams have been crushed :(

“If you live your life in fear there’s gonna be a lot of stuff to be afraid of” YES KOURTNEY show us what you’ve got!!!! Kourtney is a new woman her therapist is really helping her (meanwhile Ricky: “then why do you look like you’re about to cry?”

please be sentimental Ashlyn I’m begging you I need this rn

poor Kourtney she just doesn’t want to be a third wheel

And poor Ashlyn she just wants to step out from under ejs shadow

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME

Mr mazarra looks like he is about to explode - he really does look like the grimacing emoji 😬

poor miss Jenn is so naive 🥺

THE FACT THAT MAZZY WAS IN A BOY BAND IM CRYING and so is Benny ! He’s apologizing! Next he just needs to confess his love for her!

mr. Funky one I’m crying

spirit airlines is CRAZY (they suck btw)

”crying is encouraged” yes, I love crying, crying makes me feel so good about myself and let’s me release all of the negativity like a balloon, never feel ashamed to cry

AW CARLOS GAVE MISS JENN HER NAME

The fact that they bullied Carlos and now he’s friends with some of the most popular / coolest kids in school

how do you even draw a cow on a cappuccino??

the fact that basically everyone went behind Carlos’s back to help Seb get the sheet music so he could sing this song is so wholesome “you did what?” “Give him a chance, Carlos.” “That girl scares me.”

OMG I FORGOT NATALIE AND SEB DATED but it totally makes sense, I wonder when they broke up though. and he was on the wrestling team too! I didn’t know that either 😣

“I would leave anyone for you.” AWWWHHH SEBBIEEE

”no. No. No! You’re playing the song. He’s playing the BLEEP song, Carlos.” Yesss Ricky, do it!!

sebs look of astonishment and awe when Carlos starts singing with them

they sound so good together

the fact that they shot it so all the couples were in a screen together - miss Jenn and Mr mazarra, Ricky and Gina, Kourtney and jet, Maddox and Ashlyn, and Carlos and seb

SEASON ONE GINA!!!!! “I am impressed that she didn’t mention the time I set the school on fire though” wonder why Gina wasn’t the number one suspect for that season one theater fire…

“find something you like about this school and try not to kill it” words of encouragement from the principal 😒 BUT THATS RICKYYY and he’s not dead yet so she’s winning!

SEASON ONE RICKYYY

”love is lame, idiot. That’s why I avoid it.” Well, not anymore! 🤪🤪🤪

RINA CUEEEEE AHHHHHH

okay the fact that Tim and all the writers were able to link it all back together to show us that through it all, through rini and through portwell and through everything, Ricky and nini were meant to be. They influenced each other so strongly without even realizing it. This is why they work. Ricky has a vibe, and Gina has an instinct.

ALYSON REED GAVE MISS JENN HER ICONIC LINE TRUST THE PROCESS!!! And the idea for high school musical! And the idea for the power ballad! Aka wondering! OMG!!

I would genuinely be heartbroken if this were real life and I was in a show and it got cancelled.

mazzy: GIVE HER A MINUTE

Ricky is breaking my heart bro

AHHH OMG YESSS EMMYYYYY I literally still get chills whenever I listen to this song because Liamani sounds so freaking good

”I said it and now it cannot be unsaid” ain’t that the truth

coach Bolton and Mrs darbus really came to save the day!!! <3

so many questions for miss Jenn but it’s ok you’ll figure it out

Kourtney is just interrupting Ricky and Gina’s very important serious conversation like they need to get their priorities straight - and here Ricky goes like he did with nini and assuming things

”I wanted to make sure this was real before I said… something” AHHH WE KNOW WHAT IT IS

”I feel like I always go first” yes you do

okay but miss Jenn and Mike Bowen going behind Ricky’s back to apply to slc college for him is literally how ms darbus went behind troys back to apply for him for Juilliard lol

RICKY JUST CALLED MAZZY OUTTTT AHAHA

”okay..” he looks so scared

WHY DOES RICHARD HAVE A 1.8 GPA THATS EMBARRASSINGGGGG

”as long as she’s here my future is locked” AHHH RICKYYYYY HE SAID ITTTTT FORESHADOWING TO THE PORTER-BOWENS

[tunabesimpin]

Hi Tuna, this is Robyn Vanrouge! I love all your art and I'm super excited to be invited to the Sea-Side Party! Congrats on all your milestones! I can definitely see why so many people have followed you! *shakes pompoms*

My favorite thing to do at the beach is search for interesting seashells and build sandcastles! I like playing in the water too and will probably join the splash competition for fun but I'm not very competitive so if I play any of the games I won't be very intense about it.

My favorite color is pretty much any shade of blue. I'll wear my Diasomnia swim shorts and an oversized tshirt (probably one of Sebek's white ones that he insists I wear) and I'll bring a bag to collect shells and interesting things in and a camera to take pictures to show the others!

I think you forgot to send Malleus an invitation, so I made sure to invite him as my plus one! He's really excited and has been making plans and talking with da-Lilia about proper beach party etiquette! Don't worry, we won't forget to bring the customary flesh-eating lilies as a thank you gift! He said they were a must!

If you wanted to see my Magicam bio here's a link!

Robyn Vanrouge Magicam

Thank you again! I can't wait to have fun with everyone! <3

-Robyn Vanrouge

P.S. I'll make sure to send you a link when I make a Magicam post about what we did at the party!

--- With the amount of Savanahclaw students, anyone would expect them to reign supreme in the splash contest. Afterall most were sizable jocks with heavy muscle. Despite this, and his size, Lilia's competitive side had him determined to win. Of course, Malleus quickly joined in, influence by Lilia; Robyn could only watch as the two enjoyed themselves.

Robyn floated leisurely on a doughnut innertube, watching as Lilia would float up, jokingly flexing before summersaulting back down into the water. Malleus watched carefully as if learning a new form of fighting style. He chuckled "I see... Allow me to give it a try." Lilia laughed as he floated in the water, handing goggles to Robyn as he spoke "You're gonna want some of these~!" Robyn stared questioningly at the goggles, but listened to Lilia's advice and strapped them on.

Malleus swam out a bit to the platform most were jumping off from. As he climbs atop it, people made room, some nervously moving away others curiously watching the prince. Malleus looked up to the sky and launched himself. Whether it was his magic or just pure strength, everyone watched in awe as he graciously performed and still managed to land in a cannonball. The water practically exploded upwards, causing large waves to crash about and even flip the platform. Lilia and Robyn watched, water flinging even to where they had been floating. Seems goggles were a good idea, seeing most of those in the area were washed away. ---

^o^ Thank you for participating!!! Im ngl i forgot Malleus had long hair while drawing this and when i looked at refs i was just like WHA? I EVEN HAD TO CHECK MY OLD DRAWINGS OF MAL TO SEE IF I HAD KNOWN THIS BEFORE AND JUST RECENTLY FORGOT OR IF I HAD BEEN DRAWIN HIM W SHORT HAIR THE WHOLE TIME XD ANYWAYS!!! Thank you again and i hope you cna enjoy!! <3

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

YKW NOW THAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT IT WHY DOES Y/N "HATE" MEGS?!?!? WHAT DID HE DO😾😾 And I saw another anons ask but I agree I'd fr be upset if my friends were trying to make me talk to someone I don't like</333 like okay you're(your???) friends with him and his friends but why do I have too?!?!? IDC IF HE'S MY SOULMATE IF HE PULLED SOME FOUL SHIT(or really anything to make me upset, especially if it's the first time we met) I'D NEVER WANNA TALK TO HIM!!! Especially if they keep pushing me and my boundaries trying to get me to interact with him!!! I NEED Y/N to BREAK DOWN and set her GOD DAMN BOUNDARIES!!!😾😾😾 But that could just be the toxic Y/N in me, but I stan toxic Y/N!!!<333 bitch is to damn forgiving in some fics😾😾😿😿😿 I NEED more Y/N defenders!!!<33💕💕😽😽😸😸 That's it, that's my rant.(I WAS GONNA PUT SOMETHING ELSE BUT I FORGOT😿😿😿)

nah tbh like if my friends constantly did that to me i fear id explode everyone with my mind . everyone is flawed in this i think no one is more AHH HELL NOOOOO sorry my light just turned on by itself as im writing this . idk what ghost i just pissed off but my bad bro. ANYWAY as i was trying to say before i was rudely interrupted... no one is better than anyone in this smau 🤞 also i liked how u second guessed yourself when saying you're

[conquestable]

1x4 - NEIL ARMSTRONG, EAT YOUR HEART OUT

(spoilers for all three complete seasons will come up at various times as i point out foreshadowing)

about 2.2k words below the cut

nolan needing to point out to mark that hes messing up the desert as if mark cant see the massive dust clouds hes kicking up is poetic enough that i dont think i need to explain it

and mark hits him with a "i cant believe i still have to exercise" YEAH MARK LIFE IS HARD WORK, YOU CANT JUST CRUISE AROUND WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES, you gotta take one step forward every day, you can always be a better version of yourself and you should always be striving toward that. for your own sake and for the sake of everyone you love

"take deep breaths buddy the air is thin up here" oougughghghg

nolan saying "wow the earth is beautiful, too bad humans are evil and want to destroy it huh? good thing we are here to liberate them huh???" and mark is just like "haha yeah dad"

"oh yeah we have ended wars all over the galaxy" mf you left out the part where you started them too

"lifted other races out of the mud and gave them a future" YOU ENSLAVED THEM, YOURE DERANGED

"i cant believe it" yeah mark you shouldnt believe everything you hear on the internet

"when your grandparents died i was lost for a long time" mf are you being for real? are you making this shit up? talking bout "they were the only family i had" you didnt even know what family meant until debbie taught you, you didnt even know how to appreciate her until allen ripped you out of your suicidal daydream

"your mom changed everything, she turned this place from a job into a home" OKAY THEN SIT WITH THAT FOR A FEW MINS. ARE YOU STILL GONNA BEAT MARKS ASS IN FOUR EPISODES?

"idk if i could leave everything behind like that" well mark nolan cant do it either, hes lying to you, he had nothing to leave behind when he came to earth, he had nothing before he had you

"im trying to teach you sacrifice mark" well ig youre gonna have to try a little harder daddy

its like nolan is trying to convince HIMSELF that sacrificing his family for the sake of the viltrum empire is the right choice, while confusing marks little impressionable brain at the same time

listen to olga debbie, you know more than you think, what reason could there possibly be that the killer isnt in prison? could it be that hes the most powerful man on the planet? could it be your husband?

i forgot darkbloods first name is damien, what a cute pie

not nolan teasing mark for being eager to see a girl, stoopppp

even his parents bully him, hes just got such a punchable face, everyone loves to see him beat down and crying (mark is the ceo of whimpering)

nolan trying to discredit olgas concerns, ohhhh get him debbie, get him, you know somethings wrong, youre so close baby girl

its criminal that amber gets written off the show when mark is done fucking around with her, shes such another good example of strong human character. she doesnt have any super powers but she knows what her strengths are and helps her community in the ways she knows how

mark just buying any random gift for amber as if throwing money at her is whats going to impress her, shes too intelligent for that, she wants to hear more about your life and your travels and experiences, let her see the real you!!!!!!!!

nolan vs darkblood is so juicy cuz darkbloods not scared AT ALL of nolans threats of violence

nolan runs out of that mans office with his tail between his legs and a petty little "go fuck yourself darkblood" cuz hes got nothing else in his arsenal

MY MAULERSSS <333

and robot spying on him working

rex telling black samson he will explode his nuts, come onnnn just fuck already

ugh god cecil put your fucking dick away, im sick of looking at it

cecil leaving that blood stain to remind them of the danger theyre in is ACTUALLY pretty hardcore though, even if he isnt the one who should have made that decision

the way cecil just zip zaps in and out of places without saying hello or good bye to anyone, man i wanna kick that guys ass. are you too busy for manners?? got too may balls in the air?? got too many leashes pulling you in different directions??

monster girl is so good, i love her, she gives rex that olive branch even when he doesnt deserve it cuz shes a fucking adult who knows how to pick her battles and when to work as a team

and robot swooping in to criticize rex as if monster girl isnt fully capable of defending herself, shes an adult my man, i know she looks like a child but shes GROWN, she doesnt need you to decide whats best for her

and rex telling robot to grow his own dick to swing around instead of riding rexs all the time, hahahahaha oh dont you know robot can do BOTH? it is YOUR dick he will be swinging around later

nolan belittling debbies job COME ON MANNNN THATS YOUR WIFE SHOW HER SOME RESPECT

YYYYYYYYYYYEAH, NOLAN THROWING CECIL AGAINST THE WALL AND LETTING HIS PATHETIC LITTLE FEET DANGLE IN THE AIR, whats what you get cecil, fuck around with the viltrumites and find out

amber trying to get mark to step up and plan their second date, shes so patient with him

nolan: "if i didnt know any better id say you were trying to get rid of me" cecil you are out of your league, he can read you like a fucking book

nolan: "the fact that you dont know how far away mars is is exactly why you shouldnt be missing school" hahahahahahahahaha

and mark looking like this

but then he hears he has to spend two weeks away from amber and changes his tune IMMEDIATELY he addicted to those pheramones

debbie telling mark that everyones gonna try to tell him how to use his powers but he has to make the decisions for himself in the end is another lesson he desperately needs to internalize, she said "with great power comes great responsibility"

eve is so wrong for saying amber is below mark, and mark is so wrong for telling eve its her fault she fell for rexs tricks

eve is trying so hard to find her place in the world and mark is like "hahaha yeah dating sucks right?" boy, reality is gonna hit you like a train soon

even if she started the conversation in a clumsy way, she tries to make mark face the question of if he really likes amber or if hes just playing around with her, and it immediately transitions into a scene where he throws more money at amber as if thats what being in a good relationship looks like

i was really confused on first watch why mark is wearing a helmet in space during this episode and then never again later, it seemed like inconsistent writing but i just wasnt paying enough attention, mark just hasnt developed his powers enough yet to go into space without the helmet

cecil really cant just fucking say "good job" for once in his life, hes gotta talk down on mark for being a little late cuz hes the big tough guy in charge and he cant let mark forget it

cecil also admits he has no intel at all about matrian life, his realm of "expertise" is so fucking limited

"hes seventeen nolan hes never had responsibilities before" facts debbie

"ever since mark got his powers youve been different" get him debbie

"youve been mean" "ive been under a lot of stress" SO LET YOUR WIFE SUPPORT YOUUUUUU BE HONEST WITH HER AND CHANGE YOUR FUTURE, YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE TO YOUR VILTRUM DUTIES

"youre hiding something from me" oh debbbiieeee baby girl im so sorry he breaks your heart like this

"i never thought i would have a family" WELL YOUVE GOT ONE NOW AND YOURE ABOUT TO FUCK IT ALL UP

"but when i look at mark, and i look at what happened to the guardians, im scared i could lose everything" are you listening to yourself talk???? you were the one who slaughtered the guardians, you are the one who can stop this!!!!!!!!!!

ughhh hes trying to recapture his young relationship with debbie the same way hes trying to recapture his loyalty to viltrum, hes living in the past, trembling in his boots at the future, my man you are going to crash and burn if you dont keep your eyes on the road

mark flipping through pics of amber on his phone, i imagine she sends him the most softcore lewds and leaves him drooling and dreaming of her for daysssss, thats her virgin boyfriend

i mean he really does deserve to have a romantic life, but the way he constantly lets it fuck up his job is crazy lmfaoooo too busy staring at pics of his girlfriends ass to notice four astronauts going missing

"i flew you to rome" "yeah and you expected me to worship you because of it" debbie is so real, she dont give a fuck about nolan being the strongest being on earth, she just wants her tender little man

"i feel like im standing on the edge of a cliff" debbbieeeee wahhhhhhh i dont want to watch him push you off

nolan is sick for saying "i havent been honest with you debbie" to sidetrack her emotions with another half truth/lie

"what do we do?" "all you have to do is trust me" NOLAN I WILL STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU RN

sick sick sick sick the way he further weaponizes it by forcing debbie to say she trusts him while letting a dragon run loose, youre SICK FOR THIS NOLAN

i truly dont understand why cecil is so antagonistic toward darkblood, the man is just trying to help and youre acting like hes in your way

oh the origins of those stupid fucking face huggers, sorry i dont like this plot line i think its boring

"you are unaffected by the sequids?" "no im very affected by them actually i can still taste them" hes so silly kjsdbfgsdf and the way he talks to the king, hes just an awkward teen

he acts like he doesnt even care about the lives of the astronauts, says he just has to save them so he wont look like a dick

the martian king explaining in full detail how dangerous the face huggers are and mark can only say "oh"

we dont even get to see mark busting those guys out of the martian castle, it just cuts to them running away T-T (its bc marks not a developed enough hero yet to actually figure out how to save them on his own so we just skip right over it to move the plot along)

what EXACTLY where nolan and debbie doing that sounded like a fist fight for mark to have to cautiously open the front door like that hahahahaha

mark telling amber about his trip in the most round about half assed way and shes like "…………………..cool story bro"

cecil using FUCKING AI to replicate an ancient magic text is unhinged, the praise of an all knowing all powerful ai is going to be the downfall of man

cecil saying "thats the problem with demons always seeing in black and white, i need shades of grey" gives the energy of an abuser weaponizing therapy speak against their victims like "its really just unfair of you to expect me to perform emotional labor for you"

farewell my king darkblood, its a mystery and a shame they wrote you off the show so quickly

cecil saying "hes not dead hes just back in hell" and don saying "isnt that worse" oh donny boy you have no idea what kind of fresh hell cecil keeps you trapped in

debbie taking comfort in helping her friend move on from her husbands death and taking pride in the work shes doing to sell her house is the kind of "standing on your own two feet" energy mark needs in his life

meanwhile robot visiting his little blob body, we get so few snippets of whats going on with him its hard to put together until later. the way he kneels to himself as if bowing to an evil overlord really gives it that extra bit of confusion. hes just body snatching his team mates dna so he can fuck an age reversed little-girl-grown-woman, whys he acting like that.

and darkbloods book being left behind for debbie to find lets goooo the pieces will come together soon

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ep 18

open on ace in his little confessional with the dramatic piano

THE ZOOM

neon is totally infatuated with sae

keiwa is just genuinely a really nice and altruistic person but this isnt that kind of place so she looks the most suspicious

not voting also gets you kicked out i forgot

kekera!

all this talk about what the jamato and are they sentient and can they live but never is the question asked: can they ball?

michinaga is not invited to the game. and hes all alone in the intro sequence

all these kids love keiwa. i sure hope nothing bad happens

"keiwa just turned into something awesome!"

oh hey everyone

i love how geats is the one in all the little cartoons. the dgp's graphic designers can guarantee this guy will be in the game every time

dont lose at ball game or everyone is forfeit! this is normal and fine :)

just skip straight to powered builder theres really no point in playing around

honestly great team synergy for a bunch of people who are super suspicious of each other

that is so not the angle geats shouldve fallen at

there must be comms or something bc how are they hearing callouts thru all the explosions

geats is great at falling

tycoon i love you but i need you to not fall for this rn

they are kinda sucking ass at this. can we get a new goalie.

ace just staring weirdly at keiwa while she handles the kids at the cafeteria. seriously man you have to stop with the staring

ziin jumpscare. also wtf does "missing your mother?" mean in this instance. and also die

the fear and anger on ace's face when ziin says he looked into ace's family.

the ipad covered in geats stickers

ace's "real" mom is ukiyo mika . and according to the photo, his dads name is ukiyo issei. the nameplate graphic is dgp-style and the photo jsnt just blocked by the sunlight but actually whited out on the screen. someone gave him this photo already edited

ace: so how exactly the fuck precisely do you know all this? and no one in the real world can see it?

ziin: welll,,,, we are tourists

i genuinely wouldnt be surprised if ziin actually doesnt know the dgp setup. he's just a rider supporter so he pays the money, sits in his lounge, and watches the show. he doesnt need to know how it works

ace trying desperately not to attack ziin is so real

YES THIS SCENE LETS GOOO NEOSAEE

they are flirting like crazy in this scene. yuri clues big time.

daichi you slimy bitch

michinaga waiting for his moment. lets watch this happen

yuppp its dead bodies and id cores feeding the jamato

i really love this scene. its so fucking horrific and desperate and draws out so long. michinaga is not even capable of giving up

hes so Good at fighting. he kills a jamarider with HIS BARE HANDSSSSS WHILE BARELY ALIVE

oh god hes just screaming and dying. the music plays and things explode and he's dead on the ground and he gets back up

genuinely one of my favorite shots in the whole show. like imagine. a whole fucking chunk of city that was once there and now its this. and youre buffa and you're not alive anymore and even you cant remember what it was. thats the horror of the dgp

"there's nowhere for you to go, buddy" mannnn you dont even know the half of it

and yup these ladies are still at it. getting gayer by the second

sae what are you doing lecturing neon on love? you literally never let anyone get close to you. except for right now where you and her are inseparable. you guys are being gay as hell

oh and now shes got the harley davidson sponsor gear on

can we all just be nice to keiwa. im tired of this

the irony of wearing a shirt that says "lucky break" on it while this is happening lol

the visible guilt neon feels when she has to verbally disbelieve keiwa bc she still wants to win

ace i know youre spiraling but can you be helpful right now

chirami was just waiting outside to stir the pot

sorry i can't pay attention to what ace is saying bc his outfit is so ugly and looks ridiculous on him.

well. back to the game

nothing in the world is gonna stop tycoon from protecting people

ah god damn it. dont fall for it come on

uh oh! you just got framed!

well i guess the episode ends there

[banditblvd]

hi :3 hello :3 i just watched episode 13 :3

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck thewhatgtfuckdahdighdkahsbadghaagdhah

(I am desperately trying to keep my blog at least 80% life series so you Will be receiving all of my deranged PD doodles)

anyways you can’t do cuts in asks so you’re about to get a Wall of text :]

party city ghost was like. two episodes ago. they are busting out the fucking outer wilds music. what the hell (positive). also, william is increasingly fitting into my favorite character trope, “guy who Would be extremely overpowered if he was Literally anyone else”. honestly PD is scratching the same itch as the batshit insane vigilante fics I used to read back in the day. 60% crack, 40% soul-rending angst, and at least one character with an Unnerving amount of connection to life and death.

i think mal should explode forever. cowboy vincent/vincent with a gun is unendingly funny to me because he is constantly polarized between being the most badass character and also the absolute stupidest. like yes he has two guns called “order” and “justice” and when he puts them together they turn into one big gun that shoots a massive ram. but also he is competitively accruing lung damage and he is convinced he can solve every issue by shooting it. incredible. dakota will probably be underrepresented in my art because i can’t draw hair around bandanas for shit. but. i love him too he is a magnificent doofus.

ashe being around balances their dynamic so well. frankly i think he could have stopped the party city incident (or the fartbo incident… or the knife incident… or the sewer ravioli incident…) if he had been there. no regrets, those were all incredible catastrophes, but I think introducing him as things started getting a bit more serious was a good choice. I doodled this on a car drive and forgot to grab a reference for him, so unfortunately I have yet to draw him.

can’t wait to see what happens next in the William Vape Arc :]

SOBS INTO THE PALMS OF MY HANDS

YOUR DESIGNS ARESOCUTR IM GONNACRY

His lame ass would for sure say jeepers

FUCK MALLARD CONWAY!!,! IM GONNA EXPLODE HIM WITH MY MIND AND KILL HIM

ILL GLADLY RECIEVE YOUR PD RAMBLINGS WITH OPEN ARMS BRO I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

WILLIAM IS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN BRO HES PERFECT AND SO FUCKED UP AND I HATE HIM

VYNCENT WITH A GUN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES EVER HES AWESOME

DUDE YOUR DAKOTA LOOKS SICK BUT YEAH BANDANA HAIR IS KINDA HARD TO DRAW! I LOVE HIM DEARLY HE IS THE PRIME DEFENDER

AND ASHE BALANCES THEM OUT PERFECTLY (especially in ep 18 just wait till you get there)I LOVE MASHE MINTERS

TALKING ABOUT PD IS SO FUN!!! PLEASE CONTINUE!!!!