#im gonna call this one

[lesbiannancytruther]

new au time new au time

ronance magical creatures au inspired by my own personal dark ages (klance fan era) but they’re both so fire coded its insane!!!

anyone that tries to argue against fire coded robin with me will lose fr

okay imagine… fire nymph nancy… DRAGON ROBIN….

fire nymph nancy who’s so passionate and powerful and literally fiery who’s wicked with a crossbow… nancy with pointed ears and dark red lipstick and like a leather corset thing R U SEEING THE VISION??

dragon robin who is… strong… and looks so imposing when In Reality she's only not chill like 25% of the time

i'll do another post that describes their meeting but for now i feel like i need to provide The Vision

-robin is taller and stronger and awesomer. she's got the full package, horns, wings, tail, freaky eyes, claws, some scales in some places. im thinking they're a mix of red and gold

-nancy is the same height (haha short) with pointy ears, blue eyes that glow red and orange and yellow when she uses her powers/is upset, unnaturally red veins (that ALSO glow when she does crazy shit) and hidden wings that are translucent red and gold and tipped with fire

-hidden because a nymph's wings, in my mind, are CRAZY vulnerable, easy to damage and incredibly painful when damaged, but they aid a lot in combat and transport. only shown to people that nymph's trust. (like 2 people have seen nancy's wings not including her family lol)

-nancy is a total badass with either a full sized cross bow or 2 hand ones that are smaller and strap to her wrists in the guards she wear and spring out when she needs them. she hunts magic poachers for sport and exposes crime rings (she struggles to get people to listen to her but. she's literally ALWAYS right.)

-robin is curious and unemployed. she explores!! mainly on her own until she meets steve (sea nymph) on one of her travels, who is also eager to explore. they get into all sorts of trouble seeing new things and stumble into nancy entirely on accident

-upon first impression it's "omg she's so pretty she's literally on fire rn" and "why is this total dork JACKED??"

-they end up sticking together "for convenience" (they want to kiss with tongue)

i will elaborate on this further if y'all want me to ok lol bye

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[hoaxghost]

Unfortunately speaking, generational gap does exist even within the angelic hierarchy

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[temeyes]

eyebrows >:^(

[jayrockin]

Trick or treat!! 🍁🍁

You get a box of Unity Day glow candies (bug ferret homeplanet). Remember to squeeze them and pop the center so they start glowing.

[turtletoads]

*astro bots your microsoft ips* (and some extras)

[just-null]

Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!

Mentioning an unfamiliar name

yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..

I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.

[satanslittlefucker]

Part 1 | Part 2

Bestfriend! Simon who spends almost all his spare time in between deployments holed up at your place. You laugh it off when one of the neighbours mistakes you for a couple. Just don't look too closely at the way his chest puffs out and his fingers brush against your back as he steps closer to you. Don't think too much on how he manages to change the topic or pull you away completely from the scene the moment you try to correct your neighbour that he's just your friend.

Bestfriend! Simon who'll sit with you and comfort you after another one of your dates ghosted you. Ask him why they always do it, he'll just say they don' deserve ya, his sweet lovie. After all, who else could possibly take care of his pretty girl as good as he does. Simon definitely didn't use some unconventional methods to fuck up your potential dates. Not that you know any of it. He was just looking out for you. Didn't want you ending up with some shady bastard. Funny irony, huh.

Bestfriend!Simon taking you to your favourite restaurant to cheer you up, having you all dolled up for him because it's somewhat of a fancy place. Don't mind it if the hostess refers to you as Mr. and Mrs. Riley. Nothing more than an inside joke, of course.

Bestfriend!Simon who'll help you take off your makeup and change into your night dress since you forgot to limit your alcohol that night. Tucking you into bed with a sweet kiss to your forehead. Don't mind him just climbing in right beside you on the bed. He's jus' too tired, love. It's already too late for him to drive back to his shithole and you won't want him fucking up his back sleeping on your couch, now would you?

Bestfriend!Simon who has a thick arm slung over your waist when you wake up the next morning, tucked against his chest with your back to him. The bed's jus' too bloody small for his massive size, is all. And it got chilly at night, love. Nothing else.

Bestfriend!Simon who'll stand over your shoulder, bare chest, as you make breakfast for the two of you. He's just so fascinated utterly enamored watching you take such good care of him, feeding his big appetite. Making all his favourite dishes. He might just never leave your house, his pretty bird.

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[gomzdrawfr]

Day 3 of PriceGhostWeek - Blushing

cw: suggestive (very, hence the big gap before image)

inspo: (nsfw) Rosso

[yi3248]

falling

[reds-skull]

Can't believe I had to google "rare puns" for this comic

[lucabyte]

A belief in Nominative Determinsim

[galeemdoesart]

A little foreplay doesn't hurt anybody

IT'S FINALLY DONE!! This took way longer than it should have lol I thought animatics were quick and easy ;')

Anyways, I hope you like this little blorbo of mine. I had alot of fun making it especially the expressions! I like making "ugly" expressions, makes it seem more raw and real. I wanted to edit the audio a bit to make it more punchy but too tired....

Creator: (18) Danny Phantom exe - YouTube

Original Audio: Are they Enemies OR Lovers??? (youtube.com)

[temeyes]

nibble (photo ref here!!)