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satanslittlefucker · 3 months ago
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Bestfriend! Simon who spends almost all his spare time in between deployments holed up at your place. You laugh it off when one of the neighbours mistakes you for a couple. Just don't look too closely at the way his chest puffs out and his fingers brush against your back as he steps closer to you. Don't think too much on how he manages to change the topic or pull you away completely from the scene the moment you try to correct your neighbour that he's just your friend.
Bestfriend! Simon who'll sit with you and comfort you after another one of your dates ghosted you. Ask him why they always do it, he'll just say they don' deserve ya, his sweet lovie. After all, who else could possibly take care of his pretty girl as good as he does. Simon definitely didn't use some unconventional methods to fuck up your potential dates. Not that you know any of it. He was just looking out for you. Didn't want you ending up with some shady bastard. Funny irony, huh.
Bestfriend!Simon taking you to your favourite restaurant to cheer you up, having you all dolled up for him because it's somewhat of a fancy place. Don't mind it if the hostess refers to you as Mr. and Mrs. Riley. Nothing more than an inside joke, of course.
Bestfriend!Simon who'll help you take off your makeup and change into your night dress since you forgot to limit your alcohol that night. Tucking you into bed with a sweet kiss to your forehead. Don't mind him just climbing in right beside you on the bed. He's jus' too tired, love. It's already too late for him to drive back to his shithole and you won't want him fucking up his back sleeping on your couch, now would you?
Bestfriend!Simon who has a thick arm slung over your waist when you wake up the next morning, tucked against his chest with your back to him. The bed's jus' too bloody small for his massive size, is all. And it got chilly at night, love. Nothing else.
Bestfriend!Simon who'll stand over your shoulder, bare chest, as you make breakfast for the two of you. He's just so fascinated utterly enamored watching you take such good care of him, feeding his big appetite. Making all his favourite dishes. He might just never leave your house, his pretty bird.
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astriiformes · 1 month ago
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
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daftpatience · 3 months ago
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
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jue-jack · 1 month ago
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Kirby is a star!!!
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miggylol · 3 months ago
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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
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kochei0 · 1 year ago
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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idcaboutart · 5 months ago
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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude
only you can show me this
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tawnysoup · 4 months ago
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Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3
If you enjoyed, please consider supporting by buying a PDF of the comic on itch.io: https://tawnysoup.itch.io/home-in-the-woods
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miri-draws · 6 months ago
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I've been grunklepilled.
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sealsdaily · 25 days ago
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Today's Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy
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angelhht · 5 months ago
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canisalbus · 6 months ago
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✦ Pebble ✦
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ghost-oftheriver · 3 months ago
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now seems like a good time to remind my fellow alt kids out there that you do NOT wear your political patches on your back.
wear them on the front. that way if someone disagrees and decides to get violent about it, they’re less likely to sneak up on you and catch you off-guard. stay safe.
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
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