#in some time

[satanslittlefucker]

Part 1 | Part 2

Bestfriend! Simon who spends almost all his spare time in between deployments holed up at your place. You laugh it off when one of the neighbours mistakes you for a couple. Just don't look too closely at the way his chest puffs out and his fingers brush against your back as he steps closer to you. Don't think too much on how he manages to change the topic or pull you away completely from the scene the moment you try to correct your neighbour that he's just your friend.

Bestfriend! Simon who'll sit with you and comfort you after another one of your dates ghosted you. Ask him why they always do it, he'll just say they don' deserve ya, his sweet lovie. After all, who else could possibly take care of his pretty girl as good as he does. Simon definitely didn't use some unconventional methods to fuck up your potential dates. Not that you know any of it. He was just looking out for you. Didn't want you ending up with some shady bastard. Funny irony, huh.

Bestfriend!Simon taking you to your favourite restaurant to cheer you up, having you all dolled up for him because it's somewhat of a fancy place. Don't mind it if the hostess refers to you as Mr. and Mrs. Riley. Nothing more than an inside joke, of course.

Bestfriend!Simon who'll help you take off your makeup and change into your night dress since you forgot to limit your alcohol that night. Tucking you into bed with a sweet kiss to your forehead. Don't mind him just climbing in right beside you on the bed. He's jus' too tired, love. It's already too late for him to drive back to his shithole and you won't want him fucking up his back sleeping on your couch, now would you?

Bestfriend!Simon who has a thick arm slung over your waist when you wake up the next morning, tucked against his chest with your back to him. The bed's jus' too bloody small for his massive size, is all. And it got chilly at night, love. Nothing else.

Bestfriend!Simon who'll stand over your shoulder, bare chest, as you make breakfast for the two of you. He's just so fascinated utterly enamored watching you take such good care of him, feeding his big appetite. Making all his favourite dishes. He might just never leave your house, his pretty bird.

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[idcaboutart]

all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this

[miri-draws]

I've been grunklepilled.

[angelhht]

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[cringefail-clown]

seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[sadmages]

Having ocs is fucked up they make you wake up and think stuff like what if i learn to code in renpy and make this into a visual novel. Who said that

[gongyussy]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[reillymackay]

ogh my fucking god man.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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