#im going to jump off

[cakewritez]

LIGHTENING MCQUEEN HUMAN AU.

reader has a new job interview at they have to catch, theyre on a time crunch and look extra good in business attire and McQueen cannot seem to keep his hands to himself. Convincing the reader with a simple "I am speed.." as they have a quickie in the car.

DAWG. DAWG. . . I ACTUALLY CANNOT.

"𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐘. ."

CW: Suggestive?, I KNOW WHO ASKED ME THIS. And no smut for you bc ya I said so ♡ but I do enjoy exposing you !! ( ´-ω-)

AN: MAN how low has my life stooped to. / crack fic taken seriously / McQueen talks in yellow and red / PLS GUYS ITS A JOKE I SWEAR if u know me NO YOU DONT.

WC: 375

You had a managed to succefully get a job interview after getting laid off, I'd had been months until you got a call back. Maybe just bad luck? Perhaps, that doesn't matter now. You have 30 minutes to get ready, look professional, and ace your interview.

The phone rings as you tie up your hair to do some makeup, it was McQueen. [I ACTUALLY CANNOT.] You picked it up to hear your ecstatic boyfriend, he had picked up some lunch for you when you got back for said interview. He wanted to give you a little treat!!

“Hey baby! Got ya something, sweet lil thing like you deserves something to come home to after your big interview!”

“Awww, thank you sweetie! I can't wait to see you.” You responded with a sweet tone.

“Mmh, such a sweet little thing. Aah! Shit, I'll see you soon okay? I gotta focus on the road.”

“Okay, see you soon!” You hung up with a little extra spring in your step. Finishing your makeup in the mirror, you stood in front of it looking at your outfit. The seams hugged your curves quite tightly, the striped fabric covered everything quite nicely however it was still a little revealing and skin tight.

You sighed and ran your hands down the fabric, trying to hype yourself up. As soon as that was finished, the doorbell rang.

“Hey sweeticous! Are you. . ready?” He looked you up and down, smirking and gave a high whistle with his fingers.

“Shit, you look stunning. Any chance we could skip the interview? Maybe, have a little fun with this. .?” He asked suggestively while walking closer to you, it was hard keeping your composure and he ran his hands down your hips and whispered words into your ear.

“Cmon, we still have time sweetheart. I'll be quick.”

He peppered kisses down your jaw, squeezing your hips as his hot breath fans across your neck.

“What makes you think we'll have time?”

You asked him, as one your arms were placed across his shoulders. One of your hands was running though the back of his hair, while the other was holding his shoulder.

"𝐀𝐰𝐰, 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞? 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝.”

IM ACTUALLY SO SORRY WHOEVER READS THIS 💔 sigh.. the things I do for my friends

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[bittasol]

smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before

[corviiids]

i found a bad post i made months ago in the privacy of my own home and now i need to air it out in public because it's getting mildewy and moths are eating it

[serendippertyy]

to be loved is to be changed 🖤💜

[pensymbols]

RUNAAN LOVED RAYLA *SO* MUCH THAT THE GUILT OF THEIR LAST INTERACTION CORREDED AWAY AT HIS SOUL FOR THE YEARS HE WAS STUCK IN THE COIN.

HE LOVED *HIS* DAUGHTER SO MUCH THAT IT LITERALLY TORE HIM APART WITH HOW THEY ENDED.

YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[gumycandyyy]

"Machine..."

i got into ultrakill and uh

yeah

[bacchuschucklefuck]

dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz

[udkmehahaha]

fall of 1987... so you're telling me, the gang went through the rest of spring '86, summer '86, fall '86, winter '86, spring '87, summer '87, all the way into fall '87, and byler didnt kiss? yea i dont buy it.

[raviollies]

i need every social media to stop putting "share" and "copy link" so close to each other because I just accidently sent "DRUG THAT MAKES YOU SUCK COCK" to a poor unsuspecting moot that I have barely talked to.

[astralzeraphias]

“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”

“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”

[bugflies00]

twoooooo biiiirds on a wiiiiire 😭😭oneee says cmon 😭😭and the other says im tiiiiired😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vieoeil-riae]

something something blowjob after a paramedic!steb comes back after a long day at work currently in the works

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Why are you here? What about the dinner with Emma?"

COSMETIC PLAYLOVER (2024). EPISODE FIVE.

[starvoidlover]

Sooo cuteee 🥰♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[unnonexistence]

hermann thoughts: if i discredit newton and his approach enough, the martial won't give him the equipment for his kaiju drift, and i can protect him from himself. if he despises me for it, so be it. there is little i wouldn't sacrifice to see him safe.

newt thoughts: this is a Best Science competition and i have to Win