#im going to have a generational crashout

[theedivinemacadelic]

i feel sick to my stomach, yall make me nauseous man… why cant you just have respect and compassion and common decency? hayden made a whole post about how she doesnt like something twice. and yall showing her that you dont respect her. she said shes sick of the “mother mother mother” comments and purple hearts, and jokes. and what do yall do ? spam her with the things she doesnt like. im genuinely about to deadass cry cause im trying not to have a generational crashout and commit a whole nuclear war or plant a whole nuclear bomb in yalls houses and cars rn. i hate every single one of you disrespectful spawns of demons.

[schpeenor]

I'm new to the Spinnerdabi way of life. What is your propaganda, I mean what makes this a good ship? I like it but I can't put into words why, so please give me your wisdom!

I DONT HAVE BIIIG ABSTRACT REASONS TO SHIP THEM, NONE I CAN PUT INTO WORDS BC I JUST DO SHIP EM!!! their dynamic is fun, just the sight of them in the same frame next to each other makes my brain buzz. here’s a sloppy ass list as to why i ship it (some of which digressed but let’s pretend that didn’t happen)

they’ve just got that kind of bickering like a married couple dynamic i like.

emo crashout x villain boy-failure. that’s it. that’s the ship. this is the propaganda statement trust.

i like to imagine they’re two dudes who feel like they don’t fit the standards of beauty (u could also say that about spinaraki but that’s not the focus atm), dabi’s whole patchwork frankenstein thing he’s got going on, feeling like a gross amalgamation of parts that don’t belong to him, and spinner’s stigmatized heteromorphic traits that’ve probably done a number to his self esteem and made him feel like he could only be defined by his scales. they fall in love w/ each other and along the way learn to love themselves.

the whole dabi’s a human heater and spinner’s a cold-blooded guy (my spinner isn’t cold blooded but suffers the same sort of problems that come with it — excluding brumation). listen even before they got together i can imagine spinner being all over him trust.

also the idea of these dudes pining for SOOO LONG bc of their own internal issues and dabi lowkey wanting to kill himself because of ALL people he has feelings for, IT’S SPINNER?? THAT LOSER?? And even in general, that means he actually has feelings, and he’d rather die than let that be the truth. Turns out that as much as he can sit here and act like he’s an unfeeling dick and a ruthless killer, like he’s only dabi, and dabi alone, that isn’t completely true. there’s still a part of him that wants to love and be loved — touya’s still in there, even if touya doesn’t use that name anymore. safe to say the guy has a crisis.

on spinner’s end, he likes this dickhead and he owns up to it, really admires him too, his whole vibe, his strength, and the actual brain he’s got knocking around in that head of his (basically he’s got sense — SUPPOSEDLY…) gets spinner going — so the question is: how is he supposed to bag THAT baddie? the answer is he can’t, ‘cause he’s been thoroughly convinced that he just can’t ever impress dabi, he’s just a big dumb lizard and all he does is squabble with patchwork, even if it’s lighthearted, what if it’s off-putting to dabi? THAT KINDA STUFF.

IM RAMBLING BUT OVERALL, I LOVE THE TWO MOST OF ALL BC OF THEIR EXISTING DYNAMIC. there’s so many things you can take from them and their characters and so much to explore. ALSOOO….

[r0s3s26]

Iwazumi and Bokuto when they see there partner punch someone

(I also think that whenever there are scenarios of y/n getting bothered/hit on by someone there boyfriends are always the one saving em, but nah im making y/n a crashout🫡🫡, also daichi was apart of this but I made his uber long so I might post it as its own oneshot lol, tell me what yall think)

Cw/Tw: Unwanted advances/touches, violence, swearing, general male creepiness

WC: 1061

Back story:

So you are the manager of your boyfriend's volleyball team. You're at a tournament at the moment and you realize that almost all the water bottles are empty, so you take the metal box of water bottles and start to walk to the water fountain outside of the court.

While you’re filling up the water bottles a random volleyball player walks up to you and corners you, “hey so I saw you over there and I think you're really cute” “No thank you i’m in a relationship” you reply in disgust, the guy smelling like straight ass, but you wanna be respectful because you are in public.

You try to walk away from the situation but he keeps following you “Comon baby, you know you want me”(gag) you turn to face him with a “Trust me I do NOT want you” you reply less nicely as before, raising your voice a bit. Coincidently the team walks out to try and look for you because you have been gone for so long. They see you and the dude and your boyfriend is about to step in and the unthinkable happens…

Iwaizumi:

Kindichi is the first person to realize that you have been gone for a while, making everyone else start to question also. Iwa starts going into fight or flight mode trying not to freak out cause HIS partner is missing- then Oikawa steps in and says “its ok Iwa-Chan, im sure y/n-chan is perfectly fine”(how wrong he was).

They decided to travel in one big group so they could spot you from every angle, they got closer to the water fountains and then saw what's going on, and they were not happy, but Iwa was fuming. The first person that sees you getting hit on is Makki and then he pulls Iwaizumi to look also, but when he looks over he see this dude grabbing you arm trying to pull you in and Iwa goes to book it then all he sees is the same dude on the ground gripping his nose.

“OH MY GOD YOU CRAZY BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?” he yelled at you, people passing by started to look, “I told you to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU LIMP DICK BITCH” you yelled back with a scowl on your face. You turned around and saw the team, including your boyfriend, looking at you and your face starts heating up more out of embarrassment than rage “heyyy guys” you say sheepishly looking down slightly.

Oikawa started frantically shouting “OMG Y/N ARE YOU OK WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU-” Iwaizumi pushed his head down and yelled “Shut up Shittykawa” and then started walking over to you, “Hey honey are you ok? Did he hurt you, do I have to go over there and talk to him-” Now you are interrupting by kissing him, you pull away and smile a bit “I promise, now let's go win this game.

You grabbed the water bottle cart and started to was towards the stadium, when you were out of ear shot the rest of the boys started talking “Wow there so badass” Maddog said, “Yea and super hot” Yahaba whispered back Maddog and Kindichi agree, “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?” Iwa yelled as he turned his head toward them, “NOTHING” all 3 of them said back and started speed walking towards the gym.

Bokuto:

“Hey Akaashi, do you know where Y/N went?” Bokuto said with a slight frown starting to form on his face, “Know I don’t Bokuto-san, but I do believe she went to get all the water bottles filled” Akaashi replied back.

Bokutos pout started to get deeper as he started getting nervous about your whereabouts “Im gonna go look for them” He said abruptly “Lets go Akaashi” he said grabbing the setters arm, Akaashi had a deadpan look on his face cause in his gut he new trouble was brewing.

When the dynamic duo did reach you it was in the middle of you yelling at the guy; “Bro said I have a boyfriend, fuck off” you said with an angry tone “Comon everyone says that, I know you want me” “No the fuck I do not, just take the hint and leave me alone” you said turning around and trying to walk away, but the annoying player had other plans.

He tried grabbing you by your waist to pull you in but once you felt his hand on you, you immediately turned around and socked him in the face, causing him to stumble back and hold his nose. Now from Bokuto's pov it looked like he was going to have to step in and save you and be the amazing boyfriend we know he is, but before he even got the chance he saw you turn around and punch him. His reaction was to laugh at the dude falling, and then go to check on you.

“OMG MY BABY ARE YOU OK” He ran over and started holding your head to his chest and kissing the top of your head, “Im ok Bokuto I promise” you reply back kissing the part of his chest that covers his heart. “Now my y/n, why didn’t you tell me you had a punch like that” “Bo I didn’t even know I could punch like that” you both look at each other and then start to laugh a little.

You both look over to Akaashi who is now looking at the guy on the ground with a small smile “I would not want to be you right now” he says with a polite chuckle. Bokuto also looks over to the guy on the ground and starts to walk over “You know, your lucky that my number one is such a badass, because if I was even 5 seconds earlier, you would have had to deal with me, and I would not be as nice as them” He said in tone that you have never heard before from him.

After successfully scaring away the player bothering you Bokuto grabs you up in his arms and starts to run to the stadium “I gotta keep you in my arms so know one else will bother you” he says before kissing your cheek “Don’t worry Bo I think everyone gets the hint”.

(Author: I hope everyone enjoys, and also that im taking headcanon request so if anyone has an ides they wanna put into words please drop one in my inbox🫶🏽)

[hamiltonconfessions-but-better]

I highkey hate Jamilton haters. I'm (not) sorry, but their reasons for hating the ship are either hugely similar to purity culture or just plain double standards. Before I start, I'd like to say it's completely fine to dislike Jamilton, I'm not forcing anyone to like it, I'm just explaining why it's stupid to hate on it. Let's debunk some of the most common arguments Jamilton haters use: "They had a huge age gap" 12-14 years is not that big of an age gap and by the time they met they were both adults. "It's toxic" Tell me you've never seen an enemies to lovers ship without telling me you've never seen an enemies to lovers ship. I do agree with the fact sometimes the way they're written is basically toxic waste, but that's not the ship itself, it's some portrayals of it. "Hamilton was in love with Laurens" First of all: no. Lams is not historically canon, if you wanna know why, read the crashout on here (i did not write it btw, full creds to them) Second of all: it's just such a close-minded argument, to be honest. i really don't understand why shipping one ship makes you automatically hate on the other. "They were real people" Okay, and? Me personally, I don't care about "preserving their legacy" and what would they think if they saw it, because, newsflash!! They won't see this, because they're six feet under. They were slave-owning, homophobic, racist, and just generally terrible people. Their legacy can rot in a hole, for all I care. "Hamilton was happily married to Eliza" And he cheated. If he did it once, he'd do it again. This is not that big of a dealbreaker and I say this as a Hamliza shipper. Besides, most people that say this ship other slash ships in the Hamilton fandom, and to that I'd like to say: And the characters you ship were not? When has that stopped you? Never? That's right, because it's only bad when you don't like the ship. "They were straight" When has that stopped any fandom from shipping characters? If you don't like shipping, fandom isn't for you. That's just the truth. This isn't an argument against a ship, it's just you showing you don't belong in fandom.

To the haters, who are going to make fun of me for defending a ship in this way: I really don't care. Give me more arguments, I'll debunk every single one. Genuinely, you are so miserable for hating a ship in a fandom so passionately. I can't imagine hating on people for what they like. It's just pathetic. If you're gonna just say "im not reading allat'', you're just gonna prove to me you don't have the reading comprehension to think past basic ship dynamics and enjoy the more complex and layered ones. It's jarring how people only decide if they like the ship based on how "morally good" it is. Live a little, explore different dynamics. Don't limit yourselt to just "friends to lovers who never argued once", because that's the only dynamic I see not being ruthlessly shitted on. Please, either find reason or just shut the fuck up.

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[lggy]

I’m on both and every time I go back over to aphtwt it’s like that guy with pizzas going into a room on fire

its a long ass story thats been going on since the reveal of s7. here's just a recount of what's been going on lately for anyone curious i guess. its just to answer why a lot of people are icked out by laurance right now and why people are saying "i cant enjoy laurance anymore"

bascially laurance's va doesn't know how to properly manage his image,

ive been following him long before, he would have a few old tweets and tiktoks where he gets really annoyed towards aphmau fans, and reasonably so

...after the reveal of s7, he tried coming back to make his brand Laurance except he's using his NFSW bdsm account. after people started trying to link his nsfw links to his aphwiki page i made a twt post asking people to stop doing that. thats when we realized seb is obsessed with searching himself up on twitter and he proceeded to QRT me and make a few response posts reiterating what i said and apologizing for interacting with minors on his nsfw account. he made a new alt account for interacting with fans on aphtwt.

that was back around september-october

he searches himself and laurance up constantly to QRT and pick fights and stuff. its clear he's going through mental shit - he talks about it a lot. but it took him months to realize hes not fit to be running an account to host his image/brand that he wants to be about Laurance. he picks up on any drama around himself and kinda has a villain speech every time someone doesnt like him. im kind of starting to feel bad for him.

this is all while lowkey begging Jess to contact him again to bring him back for VA work, cryptically referring to her sometimes as "The Creator". I forgot to mention he had this whole "Guys im having a huge reveal, Im coming back to VAing for a very special charater.." thing. me and a lot of people picked up on him being kind of.. fake? basically, he shit on aphmau before, equated VA work to a MLM, then had a total sudden switch-up as soon as s7 was announced and realized he can renew his role. he had a video saying he wants this job to get a new tattoo.

^ 'What's wrong with wanting money?' the thing is being a VA means you need to have a good image and thats usually generated by having a good fanbase. all that really said was that he's just hopping on a bandwagon to get paid and thus his fan interactions just came across as desperate and bait-y and fake as hell. think about how other VA's interact w their fans then compare it to this,

what happened yesterday was that garroth's VA announced he was doing a mystreet rewatch with much of the og cast!... then sebastian QRT'd with this

someone even asked if he can join them too

then he joined the discord. then got banned after 10 minutes.. then crashed out about it on twitter, posting that garroth's va blocked him. not posting the massive paragraph he had because its kinda the sameburger poetry. i genuinely have no idea why he would post this than to like, try to get people to turn on garroth's VA. severely inappropriate behavior for someone trying to come back to being a VA

allegedly, seb had livestreamed a while ago where he said something along the lines of, (quoting from oomf's memory) "I don't recommend you contacting or asking any of the old VAs about me, I don't know if they still think about me the same bc of how I was back then. Bipolar Disorder was really bad for me back then, it made me so edgy." and how other VAs had issues with him and tension. - i dont have a source for this but it lines up with this tweet :

where he very inappropriately and for no reason mentioned he had issues with another VA. the problem is he had NO reason to bring that up and had the situation he was referring to was about gene having a fill-in on a cocomau video and nothing to do with seb himself or any drama or anything.

aaand i think thats all. that's the laurance downfall crashout chronicles , i didnt want to get too detailed but i can ask questions and whatever

personally, i nevr really beleived this guy would ever get hired again. all because he uses his real/brand name for his porno stuff. the company does background checks yknow

[antshifts]

☆ Ant’s jjk Shifting Diary ☆

Intro to my diary

Hii! Welcome to my shifting diary. Here I will be documenting all of my attempts and rating every method I do. My goal is to do a different method almost every night or day until I shift!

I’d been really unmotivated and getting down about not shifting so I decided this would be a fun way to keep me motivated and have my shifting journey be more positive and fun! Hope you enjoy! (⌒▽⌒)

About my dr

I’ll tell you a bit about my dr here so you have a general idea of where im shifting to! Well now i’ll go ahead and introduce you to my dr! (*^^*)

So in this jjk dr its set in 2025 but in June and mostly follows the cannon plot except the culling game bc I don't wanna deal with that (´∀｀*). Im a first year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High with Satoru Gojo as my teacher. Im a special grade sorcerer with a energy manipulation and absorption technique! (yes im op what about it ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ you would script you were too if you had to fight sukuna (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)) Im 16 years old and a transfer student from America!

that's about it for my dr into bc my dr is highly personal to me and I don't really feel like explaining it all rn (*´-`). But I will be posting shifting memes and memes about my dr so you can learn more about it like that and im obvi gonna be talking about my dr a lot so you’ll learn more as we go dw!

My diary

This is where all of my shifting attempt posts and other shifting related posts will be!

Explanation ;

There will be “days” and “nights”

Days are awake methods

Nights are sleep methods

I will document my shifting successes or attempts with each method by categories to give a proper review!

Each night or day that is done will have a link attached to it that will bring you to the review post. If the night or day was skipped it will have a “φ” next to it!

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I’ll try my best to update this regularly so you can easily find my posts!

Also you can find the link to this post in my introduction that’s pinned on my page!

My first post ; ☆

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How life feels when shifting meme ; ☆

Overall

Im sooo excited to start my journey I can already tell its going to be so fun!! I think doing a new method every night will definitely be an experience to say the least! And im really excited to see how this whole thing turns out! I wonder what method i’ll actually shift with, and im glad your here to tag along with me if you decide to stay. So with that out the way lets begin my shifting journey!!

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