#im going to become a cat blogger

[henpillled]

fort kickass

[casualheizouenjoyers]

“don’t forget to like and subscribe!”

genshin youtubers au

characters included: childe, xiangling, nahida, 5wirl (aether, venti, xiao, kazuha & heizou), & kaeya

Childe (can be read as platonic or romantic)

100% a sweaty gaming streamer

he unironically owns a minecraft themed bed im SORRY

is really sweet to the fan artists in his community and hypes them up IMMENSELY

would wear a maid dress for a sub goal

i feel like his community would be like medium size with people who donate a LOT of money and subs

mainly on twitch, uploads complications from streams on youtube but no original content

streams late at night or super early in the morning even though he has nothing to do during the normal hours of the day, his neighbors hate his guts

would definitely be the type to show you off to chat

if you’re dating this man say goodbye to a normal sleep schedule you’re never getting it back

would unironically give you his merch for christmas

posts the worst takes on twitter, for the love of all that is sacred take control of his main account

unironically has called you his little pogchamp

Xiangling (platonic) 

has a really cute cooking channel with a cute like animated chibi intro. gouba is the channel mascot and the design on every piece of merch

has the most aesthetic kitchen and posts a new tour/tutorial whenever she renovates it

occasionally posts videos from the kitchen of her dad’s restaurant and/or videos with her dad and they’re the most wholesome thing ever

being her friend or roommate instantly means being in at least one video to taste test

if you can’t cook she definitely tests out tutorials on you and asks for your advice on how to explain stuff

and if you can cook she definitely asks you to participate in friendly cooking competitions or challenges with her (her food is always better but she’s a sweetheart about it)

Nahida (platonic)

wholesome toy review channel

in my soul she has a hyperfixation on toy production so despite her young age her reviews are lowkey mad informative and oddly insightful

especially favors puzzle games and those fake pet toys (i had one of a cat growing up and i loved mr whiskers with my heart and soul)

tries to edit her videos herself, but eventually her big sibling (you) edits them while she watches and makes suggestions

you manage the ‘business’ side of the channel, like helping decide which toys to review and where to get them and manage any sponsorships and explain what those mean (she picks it up real fast though)

i imagine teucer also has a two review channel so the two would become friends while reader & childe are jokingly in a rivalry (or at least reader takes it as a joke, child is very 50/50)

Aether (romantic or platonic)

wholesome travel blogger who people keep trying to beat in subscriber count before deciding to become his friend

i imagine the abyss is like a company that tried to sponsor aether but he refused because the company was against his morals, and like the fauti are another company that has the same situation going on

enjoys showing people the best places to go in different countries and how to save lots of money while doing so

paimon is definitely his younger sister or like close enough friend that they’re basically siblings who goes with him and is really good with languages so she helps aether out

didn’t really have a set house anywhere and would just edit in hotel rooms or friends’ houses until he formed the youtube group 5wirl and they live together in a big house

people were worried about what his content would be during quarantine so he switched to making content with 5wirl and playing variety games while also still making content about how he plans his next destinations and stuff

definitely plays geoguesser he’s been everywhere he’s a god at it

literally collabs with everyone he’s so friendly, being with him would be a bit frustrating because at least before 5wirl you’re always going to be moving around but he treats you like royalty

most aesthetic instagram feed in the UNIVERSE, has to be convinced to post rare pictures of himself

venti (romantic or platonic)

first member of 5wirl! he’s a cover channel and his wind spirit form is his channel icon

either does the most beautiful cover you’ve ever heard or the most cursed parody in existence it’s always a toss up

LOVES fan artists and always commissions different artists to do the thumbnail for his covers and they’re gorgeous

another person to take twitter away from he only posts when he’s drunk

keeps forgetting to post when he’s about to go live so update accounts have to do it for him and his stream always crashes from the sudden influx of people

does drunk streams with kaeya and has a separate vods channel

chat first finds out about your existence during a drunk stream and you just awkwardly come in like “hi” 🧍🏻

first interaction with aether was when aether raided him on twitch and eventually they exchanged discords and became friends

dvalin is venti’s editor who remain anonymous

if you even jokingly mention you want venti to sing/play a song he’ll drop everything to do it for you

only plays any sort of video game on stream or in a video with xiao

xiao (romantic or platonic)

was convinced by venti to join 5wirl

xiao & venti first interacted with each other at a convention like vidcon and venti made up an intro song to go with his starting soon screen and they started to talk more

the first youtube person xiao would talk about you to is venti but he doesn’t let venti talk to you until he has to convince venti you’re real and not just an excuse to not hang out or call-

mostly plays horror games on stream, literally nothing startles this man he’s always sitting there like :| while venti is screaming his lungs out

he used to be in a youtube group with the other yakshas but they all decided to quit doing youtube or streaming and therefore xiao was super hesitant to join 5wirl but you & venti worked together to convince him to give it a shot

fucked up sleep schedule, has a really cool stream setup

kazuha (romantic or platonic)

1/2 of a buzzfeed unsolved true crime style channel with heizou, the two joined 5wirl at the same time

it’s a little different of a format, basically heizou does research of unsolved cases and presents his theories while kazuha does research on solved cases and heizou tries to figure out who the culprit was

likes to play music games as well, i headcannon that he has perfect pitch so he likes to do perfect pitch tests on stream (he has ‘beef’ with venti because they both have perfect pitch and do perfect pitch contests on stream and shit)

very aesthetic instagram, he occasionally collabs with aether to do some travel style stuff every once in a while to take a break as to not get burnt out from just doing the same content style

does solo content on the shared channel with heizou where he plays survival style games and shows off his fencing skills

kazuha has a fucked up sleep schedule but it wouldn’t affect you since he’s always mindful of his volume

tomo used to be the channel editor until he decided to go to film school and didn’t have anymore time so kazuha & heizou take turns editing with your aid

likes to play animal crossing on stream with you or team survival games like raft and always makes sure that if only one of you can survive it’s going to be you

likes to play minecraft on stream but only with other people, prefers survival to creative

heizou (romantic or platonic)

1/2 of shared channel with kazuha, it was originally his idea and he brought it up to kazuha because they were friends in highschool and thought at the very least it’d be a nice way to reconnect

when kazuha is on break for solo content he likes to play murder mystery games or invites you, xiao & venti (since heizou & aether are out filming travel content) to play clue with him. does he always win? yes. but it’s still really fun since venti likes to get very into his assigned persona/character and you do the same :)

also likes to do quizzes on the internet of like reading facial/body language and is INSANELY good at it

gets easily distracted from researching unsolved cases so you always help him stay focused and do research and he’s eternally grateful for that

doesn’t particularly enjoy playing jackbox games or any group variety stuff unless it’s with you & anyone from 5wirl

doesn’t really collab with sara but the two are friends and hang out at cons

always ropes you into acting in videos with kazuha that give people tips to remain safe in any sort of situation and not get taken advantage of

kaeya (romantic or platonic)

when not doing drunk streams with venti and occasionally rosaria he’s a fashion youtuber 100%

loves roasting subscriber outfits and also covers the history of trends

lovingly makes fun of his friends’ fashion sense but it’s all in good fun

makes sure whenever you go with him to cons y’all are the best dressed

the knights of favonius are a talent/management agency and aether is called an honorary knight because while he’s not part of the agency he does collab with a lot of their members

most stylish and lowkey youtuber merch

claims to be diluc’s brother, no one believes him and think he only says that so dawn winery can sponsor him and send him wine

usually has a good sleep schedule, but all his drunk streams are always at like 2 am so good luck with dealing with his hangover

the morning after drunk streams are always hell for the both of you

[redpandarascal]

Hi there! I know that this is really out of the blue but im asking for a favor or some help w/ my cats current medical needs. Please if you have an extra time to boost/share it for us so that we could get some traction or it could reach more people, it would definitely help a ton! I understand if its not okay, Im so sorry for taking some of your time and I wish you to be safe and healthy always, xx.(Please considering answering my ask privately or probably hit me a msg if its fine! 😭🙏

This person is holding my dying cat hostage.

Hello, people of Tumblr. I am afraid I am in dire straights. (which is funny, because I am a queer person. I'm sure some of you can relate ;)

This person is holding my dying cat hostage and sending me messages to taunt me.

I, a blogger, need money from you. I'm sure you have questions like "Why do you need money?"/"What's the money for?"/"Are you just lying for money?"/"Why can't people who actually know you help you?"/"This isn't just for you to amass personal wealth at the expense of others, right?"/"Is this someone else's fundraiser you found on facebook, and you're using the pictures to scam?"

And I can answer these questions- me personally. Don't ask around. Don't search my name in the search bar. What, you don't trust me? I came to you, with my dying cat, and you want to RUN A BACKGROUND CHECK? Shame on you!!!

This person is holding my dying cat ransom. They want one thousand dollars. You are a bad person if you do not help me come up with the money.

This individual entered my house for a "grindr hookup", and absconded with my cat. My cat has feline autism (as diagnosed by my chiropractor, message for receipts). In order to stay calm, he needs to sit with me as I smoke weed, and inhale the secondhand smoke. I am devastated. I do not know how long it has been since Jim Cummings (not the actor. that's my cat's name. after Catdog. The cat half. Of Catdog.) has been able to inhale smoke particles, and it's the only thing that keeps him from attacking furniture. If I cannot secure the safe return of Jim Cummings, he will go into one of his "feral rages", and I fear for both the safety of my little kitty, and for those who are holding him ransom.

IF I WANT TO SEE MY SWEET LITTLE KITTY AGAIN, I NEED TO RAISE ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS

If you call me an "unreliable narrator of my own experience" I will fucking block you, and put you on a list of people who hate poor queers. If you call me a scammer, I'll sue for slander and/or libel.

SEND ME MONEY RIGHT NOW. OR MY CAT WILL DIE IN AGONY.

Here is a picture of Daddy's little angel!!! He's a little grumpy here, because it's been too long since he's had a smoke break. God, I hope he's okay right now 😿

This is our generation's Lindbergh Baby!!! We have to save him before it's too late!

don't tag this as anything that might alert staff to my scam Tumblr is know to hide donation posts, so please, share this, but, do your best to only show this to the gullible be careful. I want money, not advice. Any advice you have, I know I've already tried. You don't know my circumstances, and I don't want you to! I want money, hand over fist. message me for receipts.

[slowjamastan]

17 questions tagged by @arugula2048 hiiiiii thank uuuu :)))

1. Nickname: andy

2. Sign: caprisun

3. Height: 5'6" lets give it u p for being AVERAGEEE

4. Last google search: kenshi yonezu vivi (<- THIS SONG IS 10 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!)

5. Song stuck in my head: Sou's cover of siinamota's Q <- has been on a vintage vocaloid binge again (this will become obvious) & is drawing art for a Q animatic that will likely not see the light of day

6. Numbers of followers: 415 (For What Purpose, My Friends! ive become a het4lia blogger!)

7. Amount of sleep: its 3am as i write this... thats not good

8. Lucky numbers: 314, 114...wait. maybe its just 14

9. movies/books that summarize me: my fucking journal i guess. bad question sorry my experiences r unique and no one understands me #twisted #w2mtm but the real answer is that the magic tree house series laid the foundation for my entire life at age 6

10. What are you wearing: lavender wooly housecoat over a black t-shirt dress. and my #lolitakei bloomers as shorts lol

11. Dream job: [redacted for being too specific]. and if that doesn't work out id like to teach ESL, or work in a library, or smth else really specific and specialize in an area no one else can do. ill figure it out as i go! i think i wont know my real dream job until its right in front of me.

12. Favorite songs: my default answer is always sakanaction's Music but the only "genre" im a certified expert in is vocaloid and i dont have a set faves list. without thinking abt it too hard, here's a few that i would and do and always will lose my mind for during karaoke: six trillion yrs, monblanc, glow, meltdown, and the hibikase x echo mashup from nicopa 2015. additionally, pls listen to miku/luka dekat di hati

13. Favorite instrument: vocaloid is classified as an instrument. but i do miss playing violin im not gonna lie. i wanna learn to fiddle

14. Aesthetics: i have many sideblogs and tags ive used and folders of images to sort things into pretty piles... irl i just do whatever. i cant even pick a color palette bro

15. Favorite author: rowling i dont have any author loyalties worth noting, unless u count junji ito. there's several fanfic authors that im subscribed to and would suck them silly but thats.just a game theory

16. Favorite animal noises: the best animal is the one thats yours. i love every noise from my chatty chatty lil kitty cat. mrrrp lol

17. Random fact: the real answer to "why did you start learning japanese" is because of v0caloid. its literally because the subtitles do NOT cut it n i need to understand what is going on. i need to be able to navigate nnd i need to READ i gotta appreciate these music videos better i just need to connect w these weird hikki fuckers making anime girl music. no one does it like them. im N3 level now. shout out to magnet for inventing lesbians in 2009 or whenever

tagging: sorry for being evil but i hate tagging people i hate it so much. i dont want to do it and i dont want to save this in drafts for a month bc im overthinking who to tag. it dodsent matter. Post Now<-

[just-some-random-blogger]

meowmeow, sweety! 'you gave yourself away' you dont think these were accidents, dont you?) im glad to be here too. a little uncomfy though bc i still feel like im scamming your subs TT bc usually just some people who just send messages r anons and those who have at least ups r some bloggers. but alright. pathetic man evil meow meow TT yeah we love him. 'i’ll even distort reality if i have to' tbh sounds like a good fic idea for me... 'its more of a compliment to viserys' yk i also was confused when vissy called daemon 'son'. i was WTF. bc while its understandable why daemon acts like that, why vissy acts like this?? esp if the difference between them is 4 years (idk but you said 'too' so ig so?)? at first i even thought maybe its a twisted dream of daemon TT 'everyone deserves love even stinky daemon' FUCK GHDKFHFJ i meant to write he thinks he does NOT deserve love (thats why neither from wife nor). HGJDF my sleepy mind just read the previous not as the negative and was like in english they dont say that so no. so silly TT like daemon seeks hes brother approval (thought he gives it to him in a way), he insists that his WIFE hates him (though she still took a ring and made wedding promises), he REEKS of insecurities abt not deserving love. 'FOR YOU FOR NOTICING' dont forget i passed an exam where you dont have right answers you just analyse the texts and write 5 essays. i notice too much. not always write abt it (bc ive been writing these 2 replies for 3? hours or so) but always notice. 'even tho ur siblingless' im siblingless but not eyeless? mindless? 5 essays girl. 'DONT APOLOGIZE' i remember how you enjoyed my first expressive reply so im sorry i cant give you these emotions anymore( 'a very specific reason i added it in the first place' 😶 TUMBLR DONT LET ME PUT THIS STUNNED EMOJI WITH THE HAND BUT NO BLUSH. nvm. will the dragons' skeletons regain muscles and soft tissues and become real or will oberyn martell come to life out of his coat? 'ITS A FANFIC BUT ITS NOT' HAJSJD catmom youre so mean. AND how come you promise to watch tlou but dont watch doctor who😡 youre so cruel and dont like me and matt smith and good plot and twisted timelines. 'something so deeply intimate' yeah absolutely understand. i nave a specific form of my name which can make me literally cry when called. 'he would 100% make a shrine for her and worship the ground she walks on' he better make it up for her for waiting for 2000 years for him. 'NOW I WANNA WRITE SOME AEMOND FICS' NOT hinting on that idea with the hades and persephone, no, ABSOLUTELY NOT😶 are these 2 kitties aemond and aegon while investigating? gsdjmlsk 'HELP ME THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY AND BREIFLY PUT' ooh thanks. hope its a compliment. also. ive just thought. i can see daemons horniness as not so real desire to have sex with he reader but to feel her closer and get some familiar and more tangible confirmation of their love, bond and her not going away. makes sense. 'to be super tender and sweet and full of love' YES! big brains think the same! absolutely yes! in this case its essential! although all dominant daemon is hot, i can imagine him being subby more often than anyone wants to agree and also so pretty. SORRY i got distracted. i can see him as the type to just kiss readers shoulder/neck/arm/any bare skin he can see whenever he can to just feel her and confirm that shes with him, not leaving him, not always sexually. 'if you dont feel comfy reading smut if i do write it just skip it' 1) thanks for caring abt me🥺 2) i reblogged frost bite... girl... 'I 100% MEANT' OMG TT no but imagine him calling reader 'my queen' in a hushed voice during the wedding night and in high valyrian bc its still a treason but shes HIS Majestic Eternal Wife. i really wanted to make it short but got carried away so pt 2 again. sorry TT

idk what his cat is doing so silly HAHHAH

HELLLOOOOOOO

meowmeow, sweety! 'you gave yourself away' you dont think these were accidents, dont you?)

well i just thought 'oh well i know who she is now'

im glad to be here too.

a little uncomfy though bc i still feel like im scamming your subs TT bc usually just some people who just send messages r anons and those who have at least ups r some bloggers. but alright.

scamming my subs? first of all what? subs? is this youtube? i- no one is being scammed ??? you can send me as many messages as you want. also 'at least ups r some bloggers' i dont know what you mean T_T

pathetic man evil meow meow TT yeah we love him.

HAHAH

'i’ll even distort reality if i have to' tbh sounds like a good fic idea for me...

/: i mean its what happening to THIS fic so HAHAH

'its more of a compliment to viserys' yk i also was confused when vissy called daemon 'son'. i was WTF. bc while its understandable why daemon acts like that, why vissy acts like this?? esp if the difference between them is 4 years (idk but you said 'too' so ig so?)? at first i even thought maybe its a twisted dream of daemon TT

no T_T it wasn't viserys calling him son wasn't him trying to say 'oh im older than you and this is our dynamic, father and child' it was more like, he froze because daemon thinks he's their dad and so he's just pretending to be who daemon thinks he is so that #1, he'll get the closure he wants in this moment, #2 he'll listen to what he'll say, #3 it's easier to go with it rather than tryna explain smth to a drunk man. i guess that part wasnt very clear. i thought people might confuse his intention there and i was right T_T it be like that its ok it was too next level and i knew it

'everyone deserves love even stinky daemon' FUCK GHDKFHFJ i meant to write he thinks he does NOT deserve love (thats why neither from wife nor). HGJDF my sleepy mind just read the previous not as the negative and was like in english they dont say that so no.

ah i see HAHAHA that makes more sense AHAHAAHHA he is looking for love everywhere T_T its ok ur sleepy mind mind needed sleep sleep

so silly TT like daemon seeks hes brother approval (thought he gives it to him in a way), he insists that his WIFE hates him (though she still took a ring and made wedding promises), he REEKS of insecurities abt not deserving love.

HE DOES HES A PATHETIC LIL WET CAT WHOS SO INSECURE WITH HIS DADDY ISSUES

'FOR YOU FOR NOTICING' dont forget i passed an exam where you dont have right answers you just analyse the texts and write 5 essays. i notice too much. not always write abt it (bc ive been writing these 2 replies for 3? hours or so) but always notice.

T_T HELP THE EFFORT YOU TOOK FOR ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE MY HEART MY SOUL

'even tho ur siblingless' im siblingless but not eyeless? mindless? 5 essays girl.

HAHHAHAHAHA OK HAHAHHAHAHAHA

'DONT APOLOGIZE' i remember how you enjoyed my first expressive reply so im sorry i cant give you these emotions anymore

T_T im touched you remember. im just glad to get anything you are willing to give my love <3

( 'a very specific reason i added it in the first place' 😶 TUMBLR DONT LET ME PUT THIS STUNNED EMOJI WITH THE HAND BUT NO BLUSH. nvm. will the dragons' skeletons regain muscles and soft tissues and become real or will oberyn martell come to life out of his coat?

HELP ??? WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no no it's nothing like that... or is it HAAHH

'ITS A FANFIC BUT ITS NOT' HAJSJD catmom youre so mean.

HAHAHAHAH its what she deserves for making get into pedro pascal

AND how come you promise to watch tlou but dont watch doctor who😡 youre so cruel and dont like me and matt smith and good plot and twisted timelines.

T_T i only agreed to watch 1 episode. ive watched 3 episodes for doctor who! i love you and i also🤢love🤢matt smith but taking on doctor who is so much more daunting than that zombie flic. and again i'll only watch 1 ep. if its tHAT good then i'll watch more

'something so deeply intimate' yeah absolutely understand. i nave a specific form of my name which can make me literally cry when called.

see 😩

'he would 100% make a shrine for her and worship the ground she walks on' he better make it up for her for waiting for 2000 years for him.

ASHFHE:LFHEF ??? BUT THAT WASNT HIS FAULT T_T H:ASFHLAKSHFKALSFH AFHASLFHALSFHAFH SO MEAN TO DAEMON AND FOR WHAT HAHAHHAH DESERVE

'NOW I WANNA WRITE SOME AEMOND FICS' NOT hinting on that idea with the hades and persephone, no, ABSOLUTELY NOT😶

omg i forgot about that!! we'll see. i have some aemonf reqs collecting dust in my queue so lol HAD:HASDAS i might do those first

are these 2 kitties aemond and aegon while investigating? gsdjmlsk

SFDHKAFHAFHASF OMG MAYBE HAHAHAHAH CUTIES

'HELP ME THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY AND BREIFLY PUT' ooh thanks. hope its a compliment.

IT IS A COMPLIMENT IT IS A COMPLIMENT I LOVE THE IMAGREY YOU MADE FOR EVERYTHING T_T UGH I THINK YES I THINK SERVING I THINK SLAY

also. ive just thought. i can see daemons horniness as not so real desire to have sex with he reader but to feel her closer and get some familiar and more tangible confirmation of their love, bond and her not going away. makes sense.

youre SO SO SOSO RIGHT HES SUCH A SIMP AND PATHETIC AND STUPID AND I LOVE THAT IN A MAN

'to be super tender and sweet and full of love' YES! big brains think the same! absolutely yes! in this case its essential! although all dominant daemon is hot, i can imagine him being subby more often than anyone wants to agree and also so pretty.

;KDFGHLKHG;LKDHSGDK YUM YUM I LOVE THAT SO MUCH ;SAHGF;LHASD;FHAS;LDKFHADS;LKFHASD;KLFGHDAS;FLKGHASDF;GADFL;KJASDGF;KJSDAGF;KSDAJFGSAD;KFJD NOT ME WANTING TO SKIP EVERYTHING AND JUST WRITE THAT SKDF;SKFG;SKFGKFGSDKFFK;GF;SAFG;SADKFGAS;FGSADF;

SORRY i got distracted. i can see him as the type to just kiss readers shoulder/neck/arm/any bare skin he can see whenever he can to just feel her and confirm that shes with him, not leaving him, not always sexually.

YOU AND ME BOTH JUST THIS ^^^^^ THIS EVERYTHING THIS^^^^

'if you dont feel comfy reading smut if i do write it just skip it' 1) thanks for caring abt me🥺 2) i reblogged frost bite... girl...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING SO HARD OK AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

'I 100% MEANT' OMG TT no but imagine him calling reader 'my queen' in a hushed voice during the wedding night and in high valyrian bc its still a treason but shes HIS Majestic Eternal Wife.

;SKLFH;SDHFSDHHAHD;AHSDAHDADASDH WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN A HUSHED VOICE MANS ABOUT TO SAY MY QUEEN IN HIS VOWS ON MIC WITH THE SPEAKERS ON MAX IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD FUCK TREASON HE LOVES AEMMA SO MUCH AND WOULD KILL FOR HER BUT YN IS

HIS QUEEN

AND AINT NO ONE ABOUT TO GET IT TWISTED HE WOULD COMMIT THE MOST UNHOLY OF CRIMES FOR HER AND THATS ON PERIOD

i really wanted to make it short but got carried away so pt 2 again. sorry TT

DONT EVEN APOLOGIZE IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN but i do have to finish my homework and do laundry so i might read your other messages later

xxx

i love you thank you so much for this response. i hope you are doing well

[spirit-shroud]

what are some roles that have been largely changed for cityrune? since you said queen was an influencer now :]

hi ty for asking me im vibrating. havent gotten to talk about this au now for three years and now that chapter 2 is like real and this time i can like........draw occasionally and i have more understanding of nuance...... [grips table] [screams]

this isnt quite what you asked but heres what's everyone from chapter 1 has been Up To with a little bit of context (and under a read more bc it got LENGTHY):

kris - professional stay at home teen (they live w/ asgore n help run the flower shop sometimes. this decision was entirely bc i dont like toriel). was wrongly diagnosed w Sudden Soul Rejection when they were incredibly young and given an experimental transplanted soul as a replacement. it works for them fine, give or take having to see gaster once a month for checkups. but sometimes the soul makes them skittish n decides they're going to sit in front of the pc and play 30 consecutive hours of a certain simulation game and not even let them drown people in the pool. if it were entirely up to them, they'd be like. passing out on the sofa to documentaries about bigfoot. or practicing cool knife tricks to impress their friends at their next tabletop meetup

- EDITED IN: the soul is kind of their friend. they are wearing a hypothetical get along shirt. most of the time, they agree on actions and things to do. tends to refer to themself + their soul as we/us which originally was just something they did in their head but they kept slipping in speech/text n just became a Thing of how they talk. switches to 'I/Me' whenever smth is wrong.

- also edited in: they believe the soul they have is their original soul bc nobody has told them otherwise. whenever theyre like 'oh yeah we think about our soul n view it as a separate entity to us like. all the time. it likes to hurt if we make too many choices it doesn't seem to like and kind of forces us to be a toned down version of what we want to be but thats just how souls are haha' and everyone is like.... 'Hey Kris That's Really Not How It Is.' theyre like. 'huh. gonna ignore that for now' - this was going to be a plot point

toriel - head of H0MEWOR1D (H01)'s department of education; kind of lost her roots as a simple math teacher as she was pushed into a lot of power she didn't even really seek out. divorced asgore over some miscommunications in their relationship; also loosely as a result of grief from asriel's death

asgore - the same. runs a lil flower/gift shop. people come in more to talk with him than to buy flowers most of the time, though

asriel Flowey - he's back in flower form, thanks to the government an accident. causes a lot of technology glitches wherever he goes, and wants revenge. isn't sure how to go about it. asriel "died" around 8 years before the story takes place and kris still misses him and refuses to even THINK about even the IDEA of calling someone their sibling after what happened, just in case it somehow happens a second time

susie - more of the same really. she spends most of her time either at grillby's (she's sort of become his assistant n helps with opening/closing. it just happened) or getting into low-stakes trouble w/ kris

noelle - she's in the city's equivalent of college and shes so tired. shes So Abysmally Tired n got kinda pushed 2 follow in her mom's footsteps. she's rarely around anymore except through text or on monsters & mages (dnd) night. (however.........she will come back w/ a long break n hang out w everyone again)

berdly - tbh i didnt even consider berdly when i made the au initially. idk what he's doing. probably in a similar situation to noelle??? canonically got kicked out of the M&M group due to clashes w/ other players but lurks in their group chat to posts memes sometimes

didnt rly think of any other of kris' classmates (+ their families) after ch1 and probably will continue to not, until chs 3-5 come out and i gotta whip up roles and histories for like. a lotta guys all of a sudden. i also forgot about noelle's parents

sans - runs a convenience store that everyone kind of thinks is a front, but also it has really cheap snacks and the local teens make a point of stopping there after school. so essentially, more of the same papyrus - similar to ut. is a very polite and sweet boy but you'll know when he's coming

grillby - he's back. he runs a bar like back in ut but the cozy vibes and weird-for-a-bar hours keep attracting kids who need parents, so half of his menu is comprised of overly sweet mocktails. usually only frequented by monsters

QC - same as usual. has a "rivalry" with grillbz but, theyre besties and have a book club

mettaton - he's real and he's back. he's similar to how he is back in ut w/ his EX body. likes to hang out at grillby's and talk to unsuspecting fans. has a show for everything

napstablook - similar to how they are in ut. helps mtt with making music sometimes. doesn't leave the house too often, but spends a lot of time posting on undernet

undyne - unfortunately. more of the same. she is a cop in the monster district. i am also upset by this but couldn't think of anything better for her

alphys - a doctor studying under dr. gaster in the hopes she'll one day take over his research. she spends most of her time as a nurse with a bigger title, though, and blocks out the weirdness of her job with anime.

gaster - weird guy. H01's top soul researcher and resident House wannabe. trying to manufacture the ultimate soul that can be controlled with simple internal switches, but so far he's only had 1 (very limited) success with a certain human. monsters just melt, and darkners just sorta......get weird... he's onto Something, though.

ralsei - lonely boy with some very strange hobbies. popular on UnderNet for poetry, baking videos, and general cryptid vibe. is the DM for the monsters & mages group (also seems to think everything is actually very fine in H01 when it is very much not)

lancer - about the same. professional Round Boy. lives w/ rouxls full time. follows susie around like a lost puppy and calls himself her "underling."

rouxls - runs a hotel/casino kind of deal where the objective Bad Guys hang out, and usually ends up doing any of the spade king's paperwork.

spade king - mafia godfather. kind of a dick. don't play cards with him

seam - works with the spade king as his right hand cat more or less because they have for a lot of years and are in that 'sunk cost fallacy' zone. thinks of retiring to a quiet life in the monster section of town like, daily

jevil - used to work with the spade king, but got imprisoned for Crimes. got weird after The Accident (separate from asriel's accident)

temmies (all) - dont really get mentioned except offhandedly but they run the monster space station. so far, are the only monsters who have ever been to space.

as far as chapter 2 goes:

yeah i dont have much so far for characters. in the original version of the au i accidentally made darkners as a whole just kinda..... not great? like all sorts of weird organized crime ties n sort of going out of their way to be A Problem to the city (not even in like. a revolution way. in a working against them but with the same goals kinda way). with the whole context it worked At The Time, bc i just had the spade king to look to as a villain, and also in this au the darkners are just trying to survive a world that ultimately was not built for them (that humans think they own, and monsters sort of... seeing this and wondering what it'll mean for them whichever one wins), but w/ new info abt how the dark world works n more guys to work with i want to kind of. edit the vibe a bit. like yea darkners will ultimately do whatever it takes to take over H01, but maybe in a better way than like. idk. all this. it doesnt have to be peaceful or anything it just has to be more adaptable as we meet more kinds of darkners

however yeah i thought up 'queen as some sort of childless mommy blogger/influencer' and that completely revived all memory i had of this au. she should be on mtt's talkshow. also she sells collectible wine glasses w/ her likeness

spamton is another one of gaster's failed soul experiments, but he hasn't melted yet, and seems............fine? sort of. so he hasn't gotten decommissioned yet. he does want to give you malware tho. hot monster singles in your area n all that

im blanking on the rest of the guys but i hope any of this was comprehensible

[with-love-anu]

Tag your mutuals and share what you like about them.

This is so cruel because there are wayyyy too many people I would like to add here because of their sheer brilliance *pouts*. Okay, I’ll try and jot it it down to a few, even though I know I’ll forget someone!

@futurewriter2000: My very first internet bestie and she’s like the most bad-ass (Yup! I’ve used this so many times but this is exactly what describes her) and yet such a softie (I can feel you coming at moi Tijana) because she is just so easy to talk to and is ready to help anyone and everyone. She’s just so perceptive of everyone and she like, knows what you need! If I ever get the chance to meet her irl, the first thing I’ll do is engulf her in a hug.

@im-a-writer-right: Okay, first off phew! Because she is literally THE person I goof around with. She might be all jokes and memes but I think she cares far too deeply about her friends ;) and is like the person you just go and talk about your problems too. She has cheered me up more than a hundred times and I hope to keep hearing her late night rants because they are just too full of life and add color to her blog!

@marauderswhisperer: She has a like, cool elegant personality. She gives of ~queen~ vibes to me and I think there is whole lot more to her than she lets on here.

@approved-by-dentists: I have been talking to her every other day and let me tell you she’s an adorable goof ball and I’m so amazed by her work, because if you look closely, her deductions about love and philosophy shows exactly that she is one of the people who thinks too deeply, cares too much and is probably one of the people you shouldn’t give up the chance of befriending!

@mknight080904: She’s intelligent, witty and extremely perceptive and I think she doesn’t even know it! I always thought of her as a shy person and I’m so so happy that she’s becoming more confident each day!

@obsessedwithrandomthings: I went to her for some really big advise just the other day and let me tell you, she’s one of the people who make you feel at home and comfortable. She’s a very friendly and a lovable person.

@screennamealreadyused: Okay, I’ve followed her very recently and I might not know much about her, but she’s an amazing amazing person who went forward and made moodboards based on the personality of various bloggers around her and let me tell you, she’s great at it.

@thou-crusty-batch-of-nature: She’s an amazing writer and an even better person. I love talking to her because she is someone I can totally relate with. Moreover, she is one of the sweetest people around!

@angelinathebook: She is a complete and utter darling. She has a nice word for every person around here and I cannot appreciate her more, because words would always lack in expressing how cute she is!

@slytherinquill: She is totally laid back, chill person. She has a thing about her that would cheer you up by just talking to her!

@padfootagain: She is so so nice to talk to! She’s a complete and utter sweetheart and you would have to love her for the absolute cinnamon role she is!

@emcchi: She’s the beautiful flower girl! She never forgets to leave a comment and whatever interaction I’ve had with her, I know she’s absolutely lovable and deserves all the love in the world.

@wreckofawriter: She’s an amazingly talented person, and I could see why she would become a brilliant lawyer (If she decides to!) She’s opiniated (in a good way) and very convincing and you’ll find yourself agreeing with her more than anything!

@scaredofvscogirls: I still remember the cat gif she reblogged my Writer Appreciation with and that was my first interaction with her and I still associate her with an absolutely cute ball of fluff and she’s never failed to prove it otherwise.

@emmaloo21: She’s the pretty little sunshine of tumblr and you have appreciate her enthusiasm with which she does things! She’s a very sweet person to talk to and I’m happy to call her my friend.

@pregnant-piggy: Okay, so I always see her Amy (The cute parts) and she’s a very intelligent person who gives off these artistic vibes and I see her as the person who’s calm and quiet, probably the person you’d love having tea with <3

@peachesandpinks: How do you describe a person who’s so cute and lovable that all you want to do is hug them so tight, squeezing the air out of them? I am so amazed by the excellent fiction she writes and she has lifted my spirits so many damn times!

@mysterioustruffle: I haven’t interacted with her much but she is an absolute darling who’s understanding and supportive!

@april-showers-and-flowers / @sweeter-than-strawberries: She is as much of a sweetheart as her url! She knows how to cheer people up, gives in an amazing response and I would love to get to know her more!

@bave-de-crapaud: She’s a brilliant brilliant author and an equally wonderful person and she’s brought a smile to my face so many times!

[l0chn3ss]

l0chn3ss update

I feel like the last time I ever really active on tumblr was in the year 2016, so i want to address my absence between 2017-2020. Part of it is because I feel like I owe it to my friends and mutuals who I just basically left on read and another part is because I’ve always treated this blog as a personal blog that documents my life and my growth. I put off writing this for a long time but now that I have a huge paper due, now is definitely the time.

You are welcome to skip but I will address a few hard hitting questions I feel should be answered, especially since I feel like I departed like an anti-hero of a bad tv show.

Where I am currently: I am in grad school to obtain a master’s in library and information science. I have a full time job at different middle school libraries, though I work from home now. I also tutor kids on the side to pay for my tuition because I basically make minimum wage. Quarantine messed with my head at first, but now I’m feeling much better and I’m trying to reconnect with friends and close a lot of loose ends.

TLDR: I took an extended break because tumblr mobile sucks and my laptop needed serious repairs. I made a huge migration away from social media in 2018. I prioritized my education and in-person connections, which fell to shit because of my fandom involvement in the past. I did not like the direction of the main fandom I participated in and knew that many of the people I once respected did not respect me in return/ Us versus them mentality. I recognized that I treated my life on tumblr too seriously and took petty drama personally. I am sporadically on tumblr now because I genuinely enjoy the social connection and because I still like running fandom events.

Yes, you can reblog this. I’d love for this narrative to be heard.

Long version: To preface this, this post is being written to give myself closure and because I really am procrastinating on my final big paper of this semester. I’ll be tackling on the points in the tldr in a longer narrative that will appear to be in an expository fashion, which I recognize will be a source of contention, but my intentions are to throw it onto the table so that I can be freed. I can let it go and move on. I’m no longer a 20 years old who cared too much of what other people think and will think; I think differing perspectives are important and I want to give myself a chance to say my piece. That and I recognize that I lost the audience that I once had, so I doubt this will be an issue at all. It’s been 4 or what ever years, let’s just not.

Back in 2015-2016 there was a huge back and forth between three groups of people in the SE fandom. The reason why I’m not listing out the name is because I don’t want this to show up in the tags. I’d say that the three groups could be seen as quite literally the soma shippers (mostly white, demi sexual girls), lgbt centric bloggers (very kid or star oriented, very fed up with soma), and the people who were deemed as alright to soma shippers (c r ona, ste inm arie, jac k im centric people). There was a constant (and understandable) tension between the first two groups while the third was like the weird cousin that everyone in the social circles liked because they sprinkled in soma for the masses. Don’t argue with me on this-- this was literally how the fandom was in 2015 and you know it.

The main issue was that one group felt that they were being inclusive towards identities and sexualities while the other felt that they were not. I remember that one of the arguments was that soma WAS an LGBT ship because people headcanonned the members to be demisexual. However, the other side of the argument was that it wasn’t good representation of a gay pairing. Now that we can look back at this 5 years later, I have two things to say: 1, I now very much understand why the argument broke out because of how heated the topic is, and I do believe that I lean more towards the “other side” now that I’m not wearing rose tinted glasses, but 2, I need to make it clear that demi people are lgbt, but a headcanon is not fact and ship diversity was the main question at hand, not the ship itself. This argument lasted for weeks, destroyed my friendships, and no matter what I felt I did in the moment (which was to mend the fandom), it was taken as an insult.

(Side note: Somethings that I remember was being in someone’s DM’s to encourage them to participate in the large fandom events more, but once they twisted my intentions and rallied their friends, I became their enemy. I also became the mods’ enemy but then again, when was I not? I was made fun of for saying “queergender,” a term that is now currently being widely used, quite openly by someone I wanted desperately to be friends with. I was outwardly mocked by popular users who only apologized behind closed doors but didn’t bother to clear things up with their followers. Adults who were in their 30s quite literally attacked a 19 year old. It was in that moment that I realized I would never become friends with either side, and not because I didn’t want to.)

I bring this up because as I begun to stop writing soma fics, I also begun to see and understand why people moved away from it. It wasn’t the ship itself, it was the culture surrounding it. However, on tumblr we have the ability to connect intensely with the content we produce. Therefore, the ship itself began to be connected with the shippers and their attitudes towards outside pairings-- that attitude being tied into elitism.

I say this with every ounce of love I can because I once had the exact same mannerism. When you become so tied into one pairing to the point where other ships appear to threaten the existence of it and you react negatively towards it, you become rancid. The popular tag “everything is soma” takes a very dark turn. Even if readers consume another pairing’s work, they will be obliged to say “I ship soma more BUT that was cute.” They will read an entirely different topic and wonder why soma wasn’t inserted into it in the background. They will reject pairings that separate the two as if breaking them up is sin and an insult.

The only reason why I stopped writing my soma fics in 2016 was because I saw a real need to fill in the gaps of other pairings. I took what people were saying to heart and I wanted to change my ways and my perceptions. I saw the animosity of the ship culture and rejected it. I wanted to use what little influence I had to make the fandom just a bit more accepting. In 2016, I don’t think the fandom was ready for it. In 2017, they still weren’t ready for it. In 2020, I see hope, but I wonder sometimes if it’s masqueraded pity because of previous treatment.

In the middle of it all, I went from being the soma angst master to becoming the weird person everyone once knew. I was the friend that people excluded from group chats and I just “wasn’t the same.” Cliques grew extremely large in power in 2017 and exclusion hurt like a bitch.

The straw that broke the camel’s back and completely shut me down was in 2017 when I was graduating as a bachelor. There was a fandom event that I decided to go all in to. For context, there used to be a huge debate on how many times a person should enter in an event, but in my mind, the more exposure the better. My graduation and the event took place at the exact same time, which was cool, but what hurt me was what happened after.

I was lucky enough to be accepted into field school (when you travel to do outdoor excavating) for my major. I’m an anthropologist-- it was an honor. I didn’t plan in advance for it, and if anything, I thought that I would be committed completely to the events and my 5 or what ever entries at the time. I’ve always prided myself in communicating with others, so I made sure to let my partners in the event know what was going on. I was so excited to be going on my first ever excavation and no one at the time said anything otherwise, in fact, they all seemed incredibly supportive. 

What I didn’t know was that I would be called out by name in the event feedback response by one person who felt that I didn’t take the event seriously enough and that I should’ve prioritized my time accordingly. Two of the mods let me know because it referred to me directly, though the name of the submitter was not included. It was not only a slap in the face, but a dumbfound moment that reminded me that wow, fandom content really is someone’s life out there. My enforced silence because of lack of internet in the woods actually upset someone and made them believe that I wronged them, because I put my real life ambitions first before a fandom event.

It was then when I woke up and I remember very clearly thinking to myself: I don’t want to be like them. I don’t want to treat my fandom life seriously. I want to participate in fandom for fun, not out of duty. I don’t want to prioritize this life because in the end, if I am hated for putting my work and education first, then I don’t want it.

(For context, I suspect that it was the same person who made a 200 note call out on me during the fandom tension. I respected this person immensely, but I also treated them like the flawed person I believe everyone is. I’m sure because of this, I’m pretty much trash in their eyes, which is totally fine. They have really cute cats so they can’t be all too bad. Don’t look into it too deeply.)

Once my month long field school was up, I was already used to not being on the internet or any of my social media accounts. I didn’t play my mobile games for a month. I didn’t read the news for a month. It was like going cold turkey on the internet, which reshaped my habits entirely. The only time that I had online within that time span was during the weekend, but I spent my time working on my projects and catching up with friends instead of being on apps.

I was also completely fed up with tumblr’s mobile app at the time, so one by one, I deleted my apps. Good bye to tumblr, snapchat, what little I used of instagram, twitter, everything. The only thing I kept was facebook, which was because it is the main platform that I use to message my boyfriend. That meant that any friends I retained from the fandom (who I still contact now) were also friends who had the chance to add me on facebook.

This was the cause of my 2 or 3 year hiatus on tumblr, and therefore the fandom. I occasionally checked back every 6 months to do a few fandom events, but I have several unopened messages and notifications that I haven’t been able to get to. I open my instagram for a few days once a year, and I only go onto twitter if my friends tell me (through facebook) that they dm’d me a post there.

When I left my online persona behind, I quickly strengthened my in person connections. New drama that erupted every other day became replaced with starbucks and boba runs. Reality TV shows replaced fanfiction. Text messages replaced the tumblr activity feed (which still doesn’t work on mobile BTW). I study at cafes unironically with friends instead of typing alone in my room. Overall, it opened my world considerably.

I still like making fun of myself and I try not to take myself seriously. I still make self depreciative memes to send to friends but then double up with kermit heart pics. I’m still a plot bunny, I still write my fics, I still watch my anime, I still play video games, I still sleep at 4am, I still take my depression medication, I still love potatoes, I still use my voice for people who can’t find theirs yet. But I think I’m in a much healthier mindset now, even if I still make stupid shifty posts calling out bad behavior.

Nowadays, I’m working on my Master’s degree in secret. My parents don’t know about it because my mom doesn’t like that I want to go out and do unladylike things like getting an education. I tutor kiddos and I’m really good with younger children, but I’m not going to do anything with kids because I just don’t want to. Instead, I want to work at an archive or a museum to bring my library interests and my anthropology background together. If I had my dream job, I would be a marine archaeologist; however I love my boyfriend of 8 years whom you probably all remember and I really came to terms with my grandeur dreams. I’m extremely happy with living in a small town with loved ones now, and I don’t need to move somewhere far away from my parents to be content. It’s a huge realization.

From 2018 to 2020 I got into actual drama in person while I was job hunting. Adult people suck and honestly it’s kind of embarrassing how ill equipped some people are. Even so, I currently work in middle schools as a media assistant. One of those realms is the library, and honestly it’s like fulfilling a prophecy. As much as I love the social aspect, public schools are an absolute train wreck.

I’m going to wrap this up now. This post is meant to help me close the past and move forward because the fandom culture feels different now. Things from several years ago don’t need to resurface. I want to enjoy my life fully, and fandom life is one of those aspects that I truly did enjoy. I’m going to keep using my voice and act like a fool, but I’m also not going to be losing sleep because of this. People are going to talk about you no matter what, whether positively or negatively, and it’s important to not take it personally.

Idk, go enjoy yourselves. Do things for yourself. It’s more fun that way.

[puropoly]

Rules: Answer some questions and tag some bloggers you want to know better.

HEWO i’ve been tagged by lord @13eyond13​ and it’s been a while since I did one of these, plus some new followers so!! here’s the me

NAME: my real name is paula but i prefer to not be called as such, since only my family does that

NICKNAMES: Poly. It’s not PURO i know it says puro on the url but it just means “purepoly”. I accept Polz as well

GENDER: 

SEXUALITY: big fat asexual

HEIGHT: 161 cm last time i checked, i don’t understand feet or inches. americans succumb to the metric system please

LANGUAGES: spanish (native), english, learning portuguese 

NATIONALITY: argentine 🇦🇷

CURRENT TIME: almost midnight

FAVOURITE SEASON: autumn or early spring....near summer the temperature becomes SO UNBEARABLE in here

FAVOURITE FLOWER: jasmine : o)

FAVOURITE SCENT: vanilla hgmmmmmmmmmmmmm eats the smell

FAVOURITE COLOR: 

FAVOURITE ANIMAL: parrots 

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: can I have 5 of these purple bitches

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: (a truck passes and it’s honk is so loud you can’t hear my response)

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hot chocolate with almond milk ♥♥♥ 

NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: two big duvets since it’s winter and im cold

DOGS OR CATS: none if possible.. 

DREAM TRIP: brazil, USA, Canada, Japan, England, Greece : o))

DREAM JOB: how dreamily are we talking? im happy with my selected career but if we’re talking in GO WILD settings then i want to be a pokemon trainer of course

FOLLOWERS: it’s been ages since I checked, but around 3000  

BLOG ESTABLISHED: uh

REASON FOR MY URL: this blog is pure me : o))

RANDOM FACT: i once was walking my dog and since I wanted her to do some exercise I started running so she would try to “catch” me but unfortunately i suffer from a lack of brain and wasn’t looking IN FRONT OF ME while running (i was looking at my dog) so naturally when i turned my head I VIOLENTLY hit my face with a lamppost and fucking wrecked my nose. Fortunately I didn’t need any surgery but boy did I bleed like master roshi from dragonball

i tag everyone mf SICK of the quarantine

[mstandsformoon]

tagged by: @znicehonix thank you so much!

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers

name: Mael

nickname: 

zodiac sign: pisces

height: I wanna say 167cm? 

favourite season: usually spring. I just love when the sun starts to feel warm again, and seeing the first little wild flowers appear 

favourite flower: primroses, but not the huge chonkers you can buy, the sweet little ones that grow wild 

favourite scent: uh difficult. something flower-y for sure

favourite colour: i think yellow is a really happy colour

favourite animal: gotta have to say dogs simply because im aspiring to become a licenced trainer (I’ve been working in the field, with other trainers, and it never stops fascinating me and making me happy)

favourite fictional character(s): tough one again um. lately the only thing ive been watching is brooklyn99 with my sister, and my favourite there is definitely rosa 

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: tea all the way, tho i would never say no to hot chocolate and i used to drink up to 10 espressi a day but not anymore lol

average sleep hours: used to be closer to two or three, now thanks to the magic that is medication I’d say 9 

dog or cat person: awkwardly looks at my cat who’s proudly sitting in between a bunch of dogs, fully believing he is one of them .. both?

number of blankets you sleep with: one, but five big pillows at least 

dream trip: the trip im looking forward to the absolute most at the moment is the family trip we have planned to Ethiopia, we used to live there when my sister and I were little and I can’t wait to go back to all the places where I grew up

blog established: i wanna say 2015? 14 maybe

followers: not as many as im following for sure 

random fact: my mum works in a home for the elderly, and every day they get hundreds of letters from random people who don’t want the elderly to be lonely, given that they can’t have visitors at the moment, and i think that’s sweet and if you know of a home near you, you should give it a go, too

tagging: @ohlsen98 @i-am-the-brunette @the-bisexual-librarian @shamelessvoidofemotions @saccharinesapphics @marchingbandtshirt

if you wonder why i tagged you even tho we never talked, its because i enjoy your blog a lot and i see you in my notifs. if you don’t wanna participate just see it as a little message that i appreciate you

[scriboniuscurio]

Tagged by @amemenojaku​!

RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better.

Name: Acy

Nicknames: Well other than Acy sometimes people say Akkey or Acki or something

Height: 5′3″

Languages: English and some Japanese

Nationality: American 

Favorite season: Early spring/before it becomes hell on earth since I live in a desert

Favorite flower: I have no fucking clue...I like the ones that look kinda fluffy like Carnations and shit i guess

Favorite scent: uh im not much of a smell person, food when im hungry probably lol

Favorite color: teal/turquoise 

Favorite animal: Do not ask questions you are not prepared to here the answer to. I just really love animals in general but a few faves are crocodiles, lizards, mustelids, sharks and so on and so on.

Favorite fictional characters: Rise Kujikawa, Sanae Kochiya, Kuroji Shitodo, Lappland, just to name a few

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate by default since I don’t like coffee or tea but I don’t really drink that much either

Average sleep hour: like...probably 9-10 hours. I like my sleep

Dog or cat person: I love both, usually if I’d have to pick one I’d go with cats since I’ve been living with them for a while now and I really enjoy it, but something about quarantine has made my “I want a dog” feelings the strongest they’ve been since I was like, 8

Number of blankets you sleep with: right now just sheets its so hot

Dream trip: 

Blog established: March 2013 oh god oh fuck

Number of followers: 541 spam bots and the girl reading this

Random fact: my cat has diabetes 

tagging: uhh just going to choose a couple people I still see on my dash regularly, no obligation to do this of course @wishclamp​ @lochley​ @klug​ @schearle​ @parabragun​

[enchantedisabella]

Modern Greek Gods

my ig is vivacityandvellichor

Apollo: patron god of memes/vines. absolutely has a meme acc with over a million followers. you think peter parker, a fucking gen z meme legend, isn’t his illegitimate child? that he made just to spite athena with spiders? you are w r o n g

Zeus: the one those Straight White Guys (ew) pray to. often they place maga hats at his altar but even Zeus isn’t that much of a douchebag to support tr*mp and he burns them and strikes those guys with lightning at once. he’s that kind of dad that refuses to vaccinate his kids tho (sigh)

Athena: literally the inventor of just fucking shitposts that mess with your head and are filmed by Apollo saying shit like ‘i have faced God and stepped over Her heaven to get to my throne’. probably runs a shitpost acc and a feminism acc at the same time with wildly different posts, but everyone knows it’s her. there’s even accounts comparing her captions on her different accs bc one will be like ‘big mood gonna go die now bc for some reason i didn’t want the tide pod challenge to die and I DID IT wtf is wrong w me im begging for the sweet release of death’ and the other will be like ‘systematic oppression is only beneficial to straight white males who will continue to oppress poc, women and lgbt+ if they don’t recognise their privilege’

Persephone: kindest person ever. except when you try her, karma’s gonna be a bitch to you. usually she just stays home and plays with her cats, probably spends half her life as a stalker on tumblr or running an aesthetic ig, and the other half baking muffins to throw in the face of her enemies but also to give the best ones to her mom. is definitely taylor swift reincarnated, there’s no doubt.

Demeter: andrea swift reincarnated. that soft friend who will go batshit crazy if something happens to her precious daughter. 100/10 has a very good mother-daughter relationship. hates gossip column blogs but loves it when the tea is served for someone that deserves it. (kanye anyone?)

Aphrodite: works at buzzfeed, no doubt. one of those fashion bloggers with a ridiculously huge influence over celebrities even though all they do is post outfit combinations and promote products, and always has steaming hot tea to serve on every website available. loves dishing out to demeter and gets along surprisingly well with apollo who is also invited to those premieres with her (though for different reasons ofc). runs the most colourful ig acc ever, has an insane amount of followers. wakes up with perfect hair and no one knows how.

Poseidon: youtuber. one of those annoying ones who always say to subscribe to their channel before really doing anything much or saying anything worthwhile? like, why not say it at the end when people actually know what your content is about??? always gets invited to those youtuber conventions but hellaaa problematic. not a total dirtbag, supports feminism and everything, but he just has an overall toxic personality. athena stays tf away. somehow is actually lowkey hot tho and has had flings with every other well known celeb who lives near him.

Hades: HIGHKEY anime stan. pretends to like shit like my chemical romance but actually jams to one direction when alone. video games and pokemon go is their life 24/7, but they still try to hide the fact that they waste their (probably few) remaining days on it even tho everyone already knows. has tried tiktok once and went viral for being hilariously fucking bad. definitely has a meme face. apollo once made a meme out of hades’ face to spite him but it actually also went viral and now hades is known as the ‘pikachu corndog guy ’ around the internet. sometimes ppl ask for selfies on the street and he h a t e s it. will flip them off but can’t swear without sounding like a twelve year old who hasn’t gone through puberty.

Dionysus: is incredibly good at tiktok. once did such a smooth pop and lock with six of his nymphs that it went viral. can shuffle up the stairs like hell was freezing over but he didn’t give a shit. runs those eating asmr accs that’s mainly just him stirring drinking wine super loudly until he passes out (somehow still gets a staggering ton of views), but before that, poseidon makes sure to film all the stupid shit he says to put it on his youtube channel. athena’s sometimes there too and uses his overconfident phrases for her shitposts. needless to say, dionysus is a legend on stan twitter.

Ares: will Fite you. is literally the equivalent of a human trash can. people do put maga hats at his altar and he fucking wears them like the fucking trashbag scum that he is. athena plots different strategies to kill him and has polls for the best ones on her story. Straight White Guy trashhhhhhhhh. nobody likes him. he runs an ig acc with maybe four followers at best, and they’re all just all his other own accs that he uses to anonymously harass athena so she can’t shove his own failures into his face. she always knows it’s him, though. people beat him into pulp on online arguments but he refuses to admit that he’s wrong. gets a kick out of harassing people on the subway. athena refers to him as ‘it’ every time she talks about him because she says that subhuman feces should be referred to by the correct pronouns.

Hephaestus: that one sleazy guy at school who’s best friends with hades but isn’t as bad as asshole ares. knows that ares is morally wrong, but still is kind of ok with him unlike everyone else. wouldn’t go so far as to like him tho. that geeky guy who always gets invited to parties. nobody knows how, but he’s in the ‘popular’ crowd, but often overlooked. some people think that it’s because he does all his hw for them, but actually, hephaestus is that guy who’s sleazy and cheap but really slick and conniving. can get himself into any club. that guy who only uses social media to stalk others, and he follows like 1000+ people but nobody will follow him. kind of a douche but not so much to become revolting. haaaaaates poseidon bc they’re both toxic af and recognise it in each other but not in themselves. that guy who apologises for a racist thing from eight years ago that’s been brought up. actually means the apology but doesn’t have much empathy.

Hera: rules wattpad and i mean rules it. her stories basically win every bad boy x good girl cliché award ever. terrible grammar but somehow has a shit ton of votes and comments. has had a string of shitty boyfriends but only has eyes for zeus, the most problematic guy ever whom she keeps on returning to. she blogs about all her relationship failures mostly because she’s too hooked up on zeus, and all her ten million followers tell her to get some therapy or help but she never does. queen of falling into toxic relationships and honestly athena hates her personally but feels really sorry for her. probably doesn’t understand feminism all that much but still wants equal rights for everyone. doesn’t care if you’re lgbt or a diff race, and i don’t mean accepting i mean she literally does not give a flying fuck. one of those ppl who is ‘fake woke’ bc they actually do have good morals at heart but say things like ‘i don’t see colour’ only for athena to reply scathingly w things like ‘you actually do, you just don’t want to acknowledge your own white privilege by admitting it bc to admit it is to admit that you actually have been born w an upper hand’. def is one of those straight white girls who actually are decent and try their hardest to understand racism but just can’t get it. vents on wattpad yet somehow only gains followers.

Artemis: ah, saved the best for last. arty is a fucking queen, she’s the one who consistently burns tr*mp on twitter and challenges views. probably an actual activist irl who is v well known and promotes herself through ig. is probably best friends with taylor swift and emma watson. probably lowkey has the best singing voice and is actually an artist using music to protest. is mutuals with her feminist acc with athena on instagram. probably best friends w her and they do everything together, run a joint private finsta with a fairly small following of 500 people but post the most aesthetic bff photos.

[ccwastaken]

feel free to talk about your arms ocs. im actually curious

Okay cool! I have six ocs in total so. This may be a long ask. I'll start with the og and main one: C!

C is an upbeat determined young girl who's. Heavily based on me. She's Irish, dyspraxic and yeah she's just me but skinny and with a better personality. She's determined to become a successful fighter, since she was bullied all throughout school and eventually dropped out at 16. She hasn't got much going on other than her ARMS are made of fur and she's. Cat.

The second oc is Marty, C's boyfriend!

He's Spanish, and comes from a rich family who owns a tea company. His parents sheltered him a lot as a kid and treat him more like an object than a person. He didn't even want to join the ARMS league, he was forced into it after getting them. Fortunately, he met C there. She didn't like him much at first because he was a weak pansy (hAh flower puns) but after realising he just needs help she started basically training him. Marty went "o cute cat girl likes me I'm gonna fall in love now" and. Yeah. She's helped him loosen up and be a lot happier. He's also my first transgender oc. That's actually why he got the ARMS ability he was. Sad. His arms are made of hosepipes

OCs 2 & 3: Olivia (grey haired girl) and Lizzie (skittles lookin ass)

Olivia and Lizzie are a pair of sisters who are. Orphaned. Their house caught fire and it's just them now. Olivia works hard to look after herself and her little sister, so much so that she barely ever gets to relax. She's extremely uptight and C and Lizzie hate it. She's only 15 for crying out loud she's gotta let loose! Lizzie is. A child. That's it that's her personality. She makes friendship bracelets for everyone (it's what her arms and hair are made of) and loves hanging out with C who's like an aunt to her. She teases her about Marty a lot. Olivia's wings are made of feathers btw.

And last two, Skye and Oscar:

Skye is an agender blogger who's popular in Asia, but is trying to start their fashion brand internationally. Their arms and hair are made of clouds, and they hope that the league will give them a popularity boost. They developed their arms after being hit by a car and as a result of their abusive boyfriend at the time. They have bipolar disorder as the result of a former drug addiction, and as a result of that they're a huge advocate for mental health, addiction help and the lgbt community.

Oscar is an aquarium worker who's a HUUUGE fan of Skye. He was kicked out as a kid for being gay and lived on the streets for years until being taken in by a mechanic named Aaron. As a kid he spent all his time hanging around the local aquarium because it was warm, had cheap food and the fish made him feel a small amount of joy.

Even after asking Skye out, Oscar is still a flustered mess all of the time. Someone help him please I'm begging.

[dogsplayingpoker]

my girlfrind tagged me and my internet is half dead for some reason so its time for tag ask meme...fair warning i go into a fugue state whenever im asked to pick my favorite of anything which is most of what this is

RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better.  

Name: sascha!

Nicknames: The Sauce

Height: 5,3″

Languages: english. minimal spanish, lots of not-very-useful vocab and alphabet knowledge for others lol. i want to study languages more seriously but i can’t focus enough on just 1 to really ever get anywhere rip rip rip

Nationality: borders are fake and keep us alienated from one another but american

Favorite season: winter????????????

Favorite flower: clover! but also water lillies,,,jasmine,,,carnations...morning glories,,,poppies,,flowers good

Favorite scent: rainy or green or fruity scents?? light watery florals,,, Limes,,,paint and like workshop smells lol. rubber/hardware stores and grass and sleepy savory dog smell

Favorite color: red and blue. gold is 2nd place

Favorite animal: see its very hard to choose actual favorites and not just animals that i feel ive grown to become like associated with over time?? big furry animals like dogs and bears?? but also bats and Pests...Good Posums,,,those goldfish with the big eyes.....we are all god’s creatures........

Favorite fictional characters: Oh god um.......uh,,uhhhh......ughhh....hhhhhhrrngggg i dont know i seriously dont think i can answer this one too much pressure

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: hate coffee the other two of both v good. jasmine green tea is the best tea. sweet tea is bad

Average sleep hour: uhhh none. i dont mean this in like funny relatable internet terms im just an insomniac and have no consistent schedule that ever lasts more than a week

Dog or cat person: i respect and love cats and feel like this delineation is harmful but dogs are necessary for my personal mental health lol so i guess i choose them.

Number of blankets you sleep with: 0-to-1

Dream trip: i would love to see any place where people wouldnt be pissed off at my being there lol. there are too many specific places i’d love to get the opportunity to see to really list here....also getting to see loved ones that are far away <3

Blog established: i made this blog as a preteen at a new years eve party at the start of i think 2011? i’ve never remade #livedangerously

Number of followers: 813 atm

Random fact: the oldest surviving piece of music written with its accompanying score is an epitaph known as The Seikilos that a dude composed and had carved into the funeral setele of his wife when she died. you can listen to it on youtube its cool

mental illness rules dictate that i feel too shy to actually tag specific people but i guess hey if we’re mutuals feel free to do this and we can pretend that i had the confidence to tag you lol it’ll be fun!

[oscar-mildes]

elvira you know I always see what you're hiding in the tags,, I will always read it if you answer all of them abhsjdbs

nev you asked for this and im going to go thru with it bc im an oversharing idiot like oh you asked me how’s the weather i will tell you about all my trauma instead :D 

What do you identify as and what are your pronouns? i’m cis yo i’m she/her. i’m biromantic ace. thats the label i would put on it i guess. i really just refer to myself as gay bc i like pretty boys who look like girls and pretty girls and pretty nb and queer people and basically i just like pretty people ajsfbjf

How did you discover your sexuality, tell your story? theres no story to it. no epiphany or realization. i just always was ok with thinking that girls were pretty and that gay people are cool and it wasnt until recent years that i was like oH SHIT AM I GAY

Have you experienced being misgendered? What happened and how did you overcome it? no i guess bc i’m a girl and id as a girl and have a very obvious girl body

Who was the first person you told, how did they react? i guess my best friend. we’re both very ok with gay shit and we just always made comments about pretty girls and now we’re both pretty gay. i like my big tiddie anime girls and she likes her pretty kpop girl bands

Describe what it was like coming out, what did you feel? i’ve only “come out” to some of my friends. i would NEVER in my LIFE even imagine telling my mom i like girls. shes homophobic Like That

If you’re out, how did your parents/guardians/friends react? uhh see above. my mom, stepdad, family members are all homophobic. hispanics in general are Like That rip. i think my dad would be the most ok with it but he lives in mexico and i dont talk to him often anyway. doesnt matter

What is one question you hate people asking about your sexuality? i hate when people ask me about the ace part. like they have a bigger problem about my not wanting to have sex over the liking girls part tbh. sometimes it’s difficult for me to even describe where i am on the ace spectrum. it’s honestly the more difficult part 

Describe the style of clothing that you most often wear. basic nerd. you know those fics like “she dressed in a black t-shirt, skinny jeans, and all star converse” yea that she is me

Who are your favourite lgbt+ ships? ajkfj this is a good question and canon wise i love Ash and Eiji from Banana Fish, Uenoyama and Mafuyu from Given, Nezumi and Shion from No. 6, and Simon and Baz from Carry On. Not canon i love Kurama and Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho, Izuku and Todoroki from My Hero Academia, and Inosuke and Tanjiro from Demon Slayer. Note how most of them are anime i

What does makeup mean to you? Do you wear any? i dont really wear any bc im lazy. if you like it you do you but idrc for it? except for lipstick i LOVE lipstick i have all the colors. i wear it so it distracts people from the rest of my face

Do you experience dysphoria? If so, how does that affect you? ...no

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard said about the lgbt+ community? i live in the south so ive heard tons of shit talk about gay people. i dont really have any that stand out. my mom just likes to say that we’re going to hell :D so let’s give em a show ay

What’s your favourite thing about the lgbt+ community? i guess i like how we find solidarity in each other just bc we’re not straight. most of the lgbt+ folks i know are pretty chill about everything

What’s your least favourite thing about the lgbt+ community? terfs but they dont count

Have you ever been to your cities pride event? Why or why not? i live in a small town and i could never sneak out of my house for that bc i still live with my mom so no

Who is your favourite lgbt+ Icon/Advocate/Celebrity? theres so many big celebrities now that id as lgbt+ but im going old school and loving my man, my tumblr url namesake mr Oscar Wilde. my man got put in jail for sodomy 

Have you been in a relationship and how did you meet? lmao never bc im mean, ugly, and terrible at talking to people irl. i had a bf in middle school? but bc i was 12 i dont count it 

What is your favourite lgbt+ book? Carry On and the sequel Wayward Son. (very anxiously waiting for book 3 Anyway the Wind Blows come on Rainbow Rowell)

Have you ever faced discrimination? What happened? for being gay? no. bc im not really out. ive faced discrimination for being a brown woman tho :)))

Your Favorite lgbt+ movie or show? yall i love gay anime: Given, Banana Fish, No. 6, Yuri on Ice yeee. i dont really watch tv with real people but i think that Brooklyn 99 does a very good job with Holt and Rosa yall im love Rosa

Who are some of your favourite lgbt+ bloggers? theres bloggers??? um idk i love u nev so you count right @why-do-you-pick-flowers

Which lgbt+ slur do you want to reclaim? for a while everyone was mad as hell about “im gay for ___” and idk im gay for everything so thats a “slur” i use for myself

Have you ever gone to a gay bar, or a drag show, how was it? ive never gone omg i’d probably be intimidated as hell like i have a lot of problems just existing so to be existing around very flamboyant and extravagant people like that makes me break into a nervous sweat

How do you self-identify your gender, and what does that mean to you? ive always felt like a girl even tho my mom always said “oh you like boy things??? you should have been born a boy” but like, your likes and dislike dont determine your gender. i like “boy” things and “dress like a boy” but i dont FEEL like a boy. ive never had any desire to become a boy or id as a boy. gender is a social construct fuck society

Are you interested in having children? Why or why not? i have a very complicated relationship with children. babies are ugly and toddlers are annoying but i feel like if i had children i would love them obviously because theyre mine. this is gonna be a weird analogy but like i dislike cats. BUT  i have cats. and i love the fuck outta them. so i feel like thatd be me with kids. but im ace so like.... who would even have kids with me. i could not. pregnancy seems like a hassle and adoption is... i have thoughts on that but thats for a different post. also i can see myself being married and not having children OR having kids without a spouse. theres just something complicated about having both??? maybe im just fucked in the head idk bro

What identity advice would you give your younger self? you dont hate girls you like them, dumbass

What do you think of gender roles in relationships? fuck gender roles. get pegged, bros. i also have a very specific dynamic if i ever got into a relationship (which you know. wont happen) but like if i dated a guy i feel like i’d be very top. a MAN telling ME what to do??? fuck that. but if i dated a pretty girl??? top me pls

Anything else you want to share about your experience with gender? i think ive already said too much oh god someone is gonna look at this and be like what the FUCK but like lmao dont be afraid to ask me i apparently have no shame

What is something you wish people know about being lgbt+? it’s scary at first because you think “im not normal” but like pray tell me what is normal. do what makes you happy. fuck society

Why are proud to be lgbt+? i’m comfortable with the people i like. i might not be very confident and i have depression, anxiety, self esteem issues, probs adhd or ocd idfk but at least i know if i see a pretty girl or smth im gonna be like wow that girl is pretty and have no bad thoughts about it. it’s just how it be. after a lot of dissecting my past behavior, ive always been this way. you cant change who you are. just accept it

[chrisxtd]

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better

i was tagged by @tessaigavirtual

name: Chris (surprising i know)

nickname(s): Crispy 

zodiac sign: Gemini

height: 5′6 5′7? im not sure

languages: can barely speak English

nationality: Scottish

fav season: summer even though the hayfever makes me feel like im getting chokeslammed 

fav song: Lisztomania by Pheonix is pretty good, also like all of hamilton

fav scent: onions when they’re getting fried prolly

fav colour: BIG green

fav animal: Grizzly Bear cause they’re chill

fav fictional character: not sure, Alucard i guess?

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: tea

average sleep hours: no matter when i go to sleep its always nine hours

dog or cat person: Both man they are fuckin braw ged

number of blankets you sleep with: one, any more id die

dream trip: down the street to get some ciabatta

blog established: like 2018 i think

following/followers: too many

random fact: John Paul Jones was a mad motherfucker who was an admiral for three different countries, was found out to be a pedophile and then died face first into his mattress from kidney failure before becoming an admiral for his fourth country

im not sure who to tag and like one dudes gonnae see this so like

@god