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I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie

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SoMa Week 2023: Voting Round 1

Hello everyone, thank you for the wait!

We had a whopping 500+ themes submitted but have limited it down to 150 themes to vote from this year. Please make your way over to our google form (linked below) to vote for our second round choices. You may vote for as many as you’d like during round 1.

Vote here: https://forms.gle/pP1HNxJqRkdsvfjz8

Reminder:

Round 1: Feb 22 to Feb 25 Round 2: Feb 26 to Mar 1 Round 3: Mar 2 to Mar 4 Final Themes Announcement: March 5 SoMa Week 2023: April 23 to 29

Best of luck and may your favorite themes win!

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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

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“i disagree but i respect your opinion” no. i disagree and i respect your right to have an opinion but i still think your opinion is shit btw

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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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“people talking about ned from try guys cheating when boyinaband was just outed for being a sexual predator!!!” who the fuck are any of these people. are you guys growing asshole content creators in a fucking vat somewhere where are you finding these guys

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ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter

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uhh

baby cats look so pathetic....

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tumblr is the best social media site because if you put he/they in your twitter bio every day until the end of time someone will respond to your tweets with "ummmm pronouns in bio, opinion invalid 🧐" and think they're sooo cool for it but on tumblr you could post something like "I'm a girl like if a woman was a boy. anyways. laser beams you" and it would get. 5 billion note

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Learn to say “can you love me a bit harder today? It’s a rough day” and then explain how you want to be loved harder.

Learn to say “I could use some support. Are you able to provide some? This is how you can support me -“

Learn to say “I feel lonely. Are you able to keep me company?”

Learn to say “I’m feeling overwhelmed. Can I talk to you about it?”

Do this instead of dropping hints or expecting someone to be able to read you. What may be obvious to you isn’t necessarily obvious to someone else. You’re often hurting your own feelings by not communicating your needs and just hoping people meet them anyways.

I know this is easier said than done. We often drop hints because we feel ashamed or bad about asking for help. But the truth is, for most of our loved ones, us hinting at things is exhausting. It can also set them up for failure because they don’t know your expectations. Sometimes they miss hints but sometimes they ignore them because it’s more draining when they aren’t asked directly. It’s very likely your loved one would appreciate you being direct.

People often want to support and help you, but a lot of them like to be told how they can do that.

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3 seconds before a kiss! 😘

I don't think I posted this here yet xD

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Spring 🌸

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Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one

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somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao