#im going to EAT my PHONE
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Im going to explode. Im not even gonna do the "if I had a nickel" bit. Thats how suprised I am it took me this long to realize this. Guess I really am justified in making ecolo max in that au of mine
(TLDR for the ecolo squad: Ecolon could be ecolos fury, ecolomi their loneliness, ecolonosuke their charm? Possibly showy [i don’t have the right word for it], and grandpa ecolo their whimsy/joy)
#fuck you. this gets main/character tagged (it’s really the same for both of them)#sam and max#ecolo puyo puyo#im going to eat my phone#color coded bits of personality for both max and Ecolo real I guess
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im so sorry i can't remember the source but it's giving such lottienat
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WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU BY THE ROMANTICS????????????????????????????
is there a way to become somebody else's sleep paralysis demon bc I need to get inside tim minears brain
#TIM. MINEAR.#im going to physically manifest in his kitchen#what in hell fuck#for those who dont know: he released the script of the party scene and in the stage direction it says buck and eddie r singing#what i like about you. as their karaoke duet song#im going to EAT my PHONE
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HEY YOU. A PERSON READING A FIC
leave the author a comment when youre done 💜
likes dont do anything on tumblr, kudos help a little on ao3 but ultimately those are just little pats on the authors back
when someone gives you hundreds or thousands of words that they worked on for tens or hundreds or thousands of hours to read for completely free, the least you can do is keysmash for them. post them emojis. react with gifs. to them and in a place where they can see it (so, ao3 comments, tumblr tags or reblogs, their inbox, etc.)
your resident fic writers need to eat. feedback is their food source. please support and feed them so you can continue to enjoy this fantastic free content from them
thats all. just a reminder 💜
#brought to you by me taking a break and reading a fic and telling the author im going to eat my phone so 💜#tell them how you feel. they love it more than they can express. and most of the time they need to hear that#thats all
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oscars rib haha funny crazy isn’t it insane that he won hungary whilst presumably in pain/on painkillers but also not fucking funny at all im about to blow this whole building up. stop fucking letting your drivers drive injured. listen to me. i know he’s under the tutelage of mark “shatter my leg in a biking accident and rush recovery to get back in the car only to get entirely predictable life long damage” webber but this shit never gets less infuriating every time they do this
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EVERYONE LOOK AT GENTS SEXY BACK TATTOO AND GET LESBIAN ABOUT IT
art is by the amazing wonderful pure genius @ferretrix everyone go give them a million dollars
#gent#if you weren't a lesbian before this art is going to make you one#its so. its SO. its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.#what can i say that hasn't already been said. i need to eat it. ferretrix king of artists for REAL#i made it my phone background and im running my battery to shit bc i keep just turning my phone on to stare at it#the dappled lighting. the tasteful boob. the soft stomach curve. the messy hair. the captains sprawl as she's torn between#her ship and her lover. the action the movement in the sails and the waves. the sneaky little revelry symbol built into the top left guys.#do you see it. are you seeing it.
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babe wake up, new secondary OTP just dropped on my brain
#Charpim is my new excuse to use saturated colors until I go blind#Davekat is still my main ho but those fuccers tend to be colored in the same palette + they have a different chemistry#Charpim#Smiling friends#charlie dompler#pim pimling#Doodles#Sf charlie#Sf pim#Davekat: drawn on my new pc using a tablet always. The first born who takes care of the house when im gone#Charpim: doodles made on my phone using my finger the screen is cracked too. Younger kid who eats dirt but has strong inmune system
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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings
#mystic messenger#mysme#jumin han#saeyoung choi#this post is mainly about those two#i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU#like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him#or... basic human rights actually#when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac#also seven's route is so frustrating#like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it#but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself#I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH#zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person#at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE#sorry wow im really into this game#i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me#also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite#doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks#i say that with love
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SPIDERMAN KENNY!?!?!?
#south park#south park fanart#art#kenny mccormick#digital drawing#drawing#mysterion#spiderman#spiderman kenny#RAAAHHHHH#im going to eat my phone because of this#i love this so much what
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Puppychacco ✌️
#pochaccoM?#im still at the doctors its been 3 hours lmao#i let 2 old ladies go before me while waiting for blood test even tho my number was irst bc they were both complaining about being here#for such a long time and then the nurse was like Wasnt your number first and i went yeah.... but the oldies dont even have phones to occupy#their time so.... and she said i was kind for that 💪im gonna get good grades in the nurse liking me for being nice 💪#now i wait for the ultrasound 😮💨#she also complimented my nails for being cute so 💪#will i ever get to leave and eat lunch.....
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If I had a dollar for everything time a sad wet cat of an mc had a supernatural lighter... I'd have two
Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice
#arthur lester#jonathan sims#the web#malevolent#the magnus archives#if the lighter turns out to be from a big bad whos shadow puppeteering Arthur to follow the path it wants im going to eat my phone
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Greetings And Happy Day!
I got some fun questions for ya!
1: what is your favorite holiday
2: what is your favorite desert
3: did you know there's a cursed phone guy?
Oh hi anon! Pleasure seeing you!
Probably Halloween, I love getting an excuse to dress as favorite characters of mine!
Can I only choose one?! I love deserts of all kinds, but I think cheesecake would be one of my top favorites.
Oh... oh I know of who you speak of....
Charlie....
Aw man I'm gonna have to go leave some shoes out for him now. And maybe some cursed blueberry muffin cake for good measure. Do you think he's hiring any new janitors?
#oj’s pesterlog#Charlie the cursed phone guy#<- I feel like im invoking an anchient deity tagging him XD#ancient?#There we go#cant spell for the life of me haha#Also should prolly shove (my) Charlie in a closet so Charlie (of the cursed variety) doesnt try to eat their shoes-
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Here's Kim Pine smoking weed
And here's her smoking w the DHCs. Brought to you by Discord Shenanigans and my Unhinged Mind
#i am Passing Away now /j#im going to eat 3 chocolate chip cookies and then try to go back to sleep idk why i was so compelled to do this#art#fanart#kim pine#demon hipster chicks#spto#spvtw#sp comic#scott pilgrim comic#scott pilgrim takes off#scott pilgrim versus the world#spto kim#scott pilgrim kim#spvtw kim#spvtwtg#scott pilgrim versus the world the game#weed#pretend this tag is first bc im not fighting my phone-> *camera cuts me to laying face down on the floor*#idk what else to tag this as im so tired enjoy
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Style - The Lonely Mountains (NOT Taylor Swift)
#i dont know where i got the moose from but hes relevant in my soul#the lonely mountains#unreality#silver lining tag#collage yokes#<the tag for these things#[*show a little faith updated but i dropped my phone in a puddle for apparently the last town and now its as functional as a brick so i got#a new one except i forgot my ao3 password and the reset email isn’t working so i cant read it*#im going to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* eat cement.]#[IM SO MAD AUGHHHGG]#[this is also whg the lyrics might be wrong in this bc i cant check]#[i made this is SEETHING RAGE]#[life is pain guys]
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Random and unrelated to the other ask I sent, but have a colored version of the doodle of Howdy I sent earlier :D
I did a lineless piece cause I was feeling adventurous, and now he’s just sassily confused
Did I use Daisey’s color palette for the background to hint that he’s confused over his crush on them? Yes
The brown hearts in Howdy’s eyes are the same shade as Daisey’s eyes, the background is the same purple as their hair, and the purple hearts are based on their skin/stitches while the red ones are some of the colors in their outfit
I struggled to write his name with my finger so he just got a heart 💙
I like he, he fluffy :3
I JUST NOTICED THE EARS ARE UNEVEN IM GONNA DIE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT HIM 💕💕💕
Oh this is so Nice to look at! lineless is so pretty auagshah
I love the color choices! very fun idea! 💕
#man howdy looks pretty good against a purple bg!#unrelated my phone is blowing up (has been all day) and i had just a moment#from clicking on a new notif i saw and my brain exploded agsgakdja#im so unwell rn sorry besite back to howdy#Hes! Pretty! Your Art! Is PRETTY!!!#im going to eat it!#neon child#dizztalkstoomuch#moot art#welcome home#howdy pillar
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things aren’t going well with peach. while i think my dad’s very right to be concerned that she hasn’t eaten anything in nearly 60 hours (obviously i am too), im becoming increasingly concerned that she hasn’t slept at all in around 36 hours and prior to that she was under anaesthetic, which isn’t exactly restful, so it’s closer to 48 hrs
like dad took her back to the vet today and we’ve got injections for her painkillers now because she’s not eating, and also injections for fluids (because she doesn’t drink; she only gets water from her food), so the not eating is Bad but also kinda under management, but if she doesn’t sleep soon i’m extremely worried. dad was like ‘if she doesn’t eat by tomorrow afternoon we’ll take her back because the injections will run out’ but like. if she doesn’t sleep tonight we have GOT to take her back first thing in the morning so they can sedate her or something
#her pain doesn’t seem to be too bad now that she’s got pain relief so idk what’s stopping her from sleeping#she won’t even lie down unless i’m sitting next to her. she just sits there staring out the window#her pupils are also taking up her entire eyes and have been all day#that’ll be a side effect of the medication and maybe the lack of sleep? but it won’t be making her feel any better#she can probably barely see at this point#like imagine you’ve been awake for 2 days after surgery and you’re in a lot of pain and haven’t eaten since before surgery#and are also on strong painkillers. and you also have no idea what’s wrong with you or why everyone’s doing things that hurt you#bruh your brain would be COOKED. there’s no way she has any idea what’s going on rn but she’s clearly feeling terrible#personal#like i think she’ll be ok in the long-term but she’s gotta somehow get through all these immediate issues#last time something like this happened she stopped drinking and never started again#not eating or sleeping don’t have workarounds as simple as putting water in her food#it really doesn’t help that there’s so much other shit going on rn#i’m doing a whole bunch of stuff with my phone and computer that’s taking a lot of work#but also my sister’s going on a long overseas trip that she’s leaving for tomorrow#so the combo of dad and sister coming and going constantly and also like 6 random deliveries for tech stuff in the last 2 days—#has the dogs really wound up. so georgie’s been howling at absolutely everything#and it’s rainy so my clothes aren’t trying and they’re hanging on a rack hooked on the hallway door so the door can’t close#which puts one less door between my room and the dogs so they’re waking me up every time anything happens#and i sleep during the day so that’s ALL THE TIME. i’ve had like 8 hrs of sleep between the last two afternoons#my sister always has so much random life stuff she wants to talk about and was getting really annoyed that i wasn’t very receptive#like ‘im about to go away for 3 months’ sorry i know its a big thing but i can’t just reschedule peach’s medical emergency
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