#im going to eat 3 chocolate chip cookies and then try to go back to sleep idk why i was so compelled to do this

[piningpercussionist]

Here's Kim Pine smoking weed

And here's her smoking w the DHCs. Brought to you by Discord Shenanigans and my Unhinged Mind

[sinkix]

~ Haikyuu!! Boys baking with reader - Ft. Ushijima, Tendou, Oikawa, Hinata & Nishinoya ~

YO! SO UHHHH... I’M BACK??? I GUESS?? MAYBE??? After a little break I had this in my drafts for a while and realllyyy wanted to complete it since it’s such a cute concept. Honestly at this point my posting frequencies are so sporadic and random pls forgive me lmao.

@deathcab4daddy​ gave me the inspo to include Ushi and it was so funny coming up with ideas for him, he is no.1 country boi chef 

Dude I’m listening to the Mario Kart soundtrack ‘Coconut Mall’ while I continue writing this someone save me. Like u think I’m joking. UR WRONG.

Ushijima:

The most straightforward yet idiotic baker you will ever come across.

Before you even THINK about performing step 1, he will read the entire fucking leaflet like it’s a Shakesperean monologue.

INGREDIENTS INCLUDED.

LIKE SIS I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW IT CONTAINS  MONOCALCIUM PHOSPHATE THANK YOU.

I’m surprised he doesn’t count every single particle in the brownie mix.

You bought him a frilly cupcake-printed apron stating ‘best wife’ not expecting him to actually wear it

But since he’s secretly a big softie and treasures anything you buy he wears it proudly.

His stoic and dignified disposition is a comical contrast to the words printed on the front lmao.

Ushi best wifey bro.

The tight fit of the apron is pretty hot since it outlines every ridge of his pecs and tightly toned torso.

Gotta resist groping your mans while stirring the brownie batter.

tbh he’s more likely to grope you, he can’t resist that a$$.

And let’s face it he’s def an ass/thigh kinda guy.

Can and will try to casually initiate some form of unholy activities by lifting you up onto the kitchen counter, goading you to slowly lick the spoon and locking gazes before pulling you in for a deep, open-mouthed kiss to get a taste of the incomplete creation himself.

Ushi’s lips and brownie batter are a knock-out combo js.

Literally has the most serious face when he’s cracking the eggs into the bowl

The amount of concentration is equivalent to that of when he’s performing a serve at match-point.

HAS to set the temperature to the EXACT degree stated on the box

Everything is done by the book if you do one thing out of place he will pull you up on it lol.

“(Y/N) you were supposed to stir it for 5 minutes, not 7.”

When its done you feed him some and he can’t help but smile its so ADORBALE AHHH.

You end up eating most of it since Ushi doesn’t strike me as much of a chocolate/junk food lover.

STILL A VERY FUN BUT F R U S T R A T I N G EXPERIENCE.

Tendou:

The complete opposite of Ushi

Does everything wrong and the unconventional way.

Absolute disaster but doesn’t even sweat it since Tendou basically thrives in chaos and the disorderly.

To him instructions are purely equivocal, will read them for five seconds then toss them away.

Step aside Gordon Ramsey, Chef Tendou is here.

Despite doing everything the unorthodox way it still comes out amazing.

Like??? how???

Will cheekily place a dollop batter on your nose then lick it off fh3jkeffefds

Or if he’s feelin’ a lil freaky, he’ll swipe it off with his long ass finger and make you suck it clean, smirking at your submission as you coat his finger with your saliva.

oop-

Constantly cracking jokes and shitty food puns, pretending to drop the bowl to make you go into preemptive cardiac arrest before you can swat him with the spatula.

While you’re waiting for the timer to ping, Satori being the schemer he is will use this as an opportunity to pull some fuckery and tease you in any way he can.

u better be praying like bodhisattva TanaNoya rn because he is MERCILESS.

Suggestive comments, the brush of his fingers against your thigh, it’ll leave you A C H I N G in frustration by the end of it.

Unholy activities aside, once your baking session is completed you finish it off by feeding PHAT forkfuls of brownie to each other and giggling like dorks when it gets all over your mouth.

The jackass actually got a fingerful and SMEARED it over your cheek and forehead, drawing a little cross and snickering when the crumbs fall onto your nose.

Tendou was smart to draw a cross bc he gonna need jesus with the ATTACK you launch on him after that, which promptly leads to an all out food war in your kitchen that neither of you want to clean up after ward.

Don’t worry though it’s Tendou, he’ll somehow find a way to make such a mundane activity fun.

Nishinoya:

stirs WAY TOO VIOLENTLY

IT’S LIKE AN ELECTRIC WHISK ON OVERDRIVE.

IT WILL SPLATTER OVER THE COUNTER, CUPBOARDS AND EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR WITHIN A 1 MILE RADIUS.

You best believe he will try and eat some of the batter and you have to swat the spoon away from his mouth since he has NO REGARD FOR THE FACT HE COULD GET SALMONELLA.

Plus you know what Noya’s like once he starts eating something the whole thing will be gone in a matter of milliseconds.

He somehow managed to get Baking powder EVERYWHERE and even gave him self a little moustache with it.

The white substance kinda looked like something else but you didn’t really wanna say lmaooo.

could explain why he has so much energy all the time oK ILL STOP-

While you’re putting the mix on the tray he is SO extra and will do fancy lil swirls and over extend his arm like a swan to gracefully spread the batter

until he nearly fucking knocks it over.

During processing time since he is so excitable and impatient you best believe he’s gonna suggest a game of ping pong or something because my guy can well and truly never sit still.

ping pong match with the spatulas, kitchen island and a hard boiled egg.

Pls be careful he will rolling thunder that egg and pimp slap it so hard with the spatula it’ll damn near give you a concussion, not intentionally, but like protect your noggin. Wear a helmet.

For the remaining 5 minutes of baking time y’all just sit like kids in front of the oven and watching it rise like starved hyena’s observing it’s pray before demolishing it into sad particles of cocoa.

And lemme tell u, once the timer pings, that baking tray is free real estate for Noya. Half of your creation will be devoured before you can even put it on a plate and marvel at your handiwork. 

He kicked your ass at spatula ping pong btw I’m sorry sweaty but short kings stay winning.

Oikawa:

Such a dramatic bitch like he got the whole she-bang going on.

Strapped with a pink apron, a whisk at his side and standing proudly with both hands on his hips.He is prepared like a greek gladiator going into battle.

You better believe he gonna make some snarky remarks and tease your method of doing things. 

“Ah-ah-ahhh (Y/N)-chan you’re doing it all wrong, let me show you how a PRO does it.”

Proceeds to drop entire bowl on his foot and yelp like a little girl in pain.

Well and truly embarrassed with himself, you put a band-aid on his toe and he piped down after that.

Shattered big toe and mixing bowl aside, actually a really good baker??

He is a PRO at decorating, y’all decided on cupcakes since its literally his forte to make them look aesthetic and pretty.

You almost don’t wanna eat them from how good they look.

jk almost

You take it in turns breaking bits off and placing pieces into each others mouth with a loud “aaaaaahhh!”

Places a piece in your mouth, leans forward and locks lips with you in a soft, passionate kiss before pulling away and uttering the words “It tastes even better coming from your mouth ;)”

hnnnNNGGGGGGggGg.

You both whine and bicker over who cleans up after.

“You cleaaannnnn!”

“no Toru YOU clean!”

“but I made the cupcakes look pretty :(”

“not as pretty as you <3″

He did the cleaning after that.

Like just stroke his ego with some compliments and he’s whipped with a smug grin on his face for the next 30 minutes.

You decide to save the rest and bring them to his next practise.

Literally on the verge of tears when he sees you beaming and holding the platter of treats, Kiyotani mauls half of them in a matter of seconds to which Oiks gets salty over LMAO.

Hinata:

So excited oh my god he’s so precious please protect him I will CRY-

Has a little sunflower apron on and JBJKNDDDKDW IM SMILING JUST IMAGINING HIM FIDGETING IN EXCITEMENT OVER THE THOUGHT OF BAKING COOKIES.

Yes you decided on cookies bc he goes rabid for some choc chip biccies.

You have to guide him v carefully because of how easily confused and clumsy he is.

Cannot for the life of him crack the eggs without getting a quarter of the shell in the bowl so you have to do it instead.

Has a surprising amount of strength and forearm power bc holy shit boy can stir FAST.

Hums a little tune while he does it and bobs up and down with a wide grin on his face it’s so adorable, he has such a gentle singing voice I can’t-

Attempts different shapes with the batter when pouring it onto the tray but fails pretty miserably lol.

he tried ok???

Once they’re done he takes the tray out of the oven and since it was heavy, subconsciously propped it with his knee and nearly dropped the entire tray from the pain. (I’ve actually done this before when making chicken nuggets I do not advise being that brain dead)

Had to put some burn cream on the bbies knee :’((

When you decided to dig in, he handed you a cookie that looked like a crooked circle and said he tried to make that one a heart and insisted he feed it to you.

Blushed VERY hard at the moment of silence and intense eye contact while he fed it to you.

Nearly short circuited when his fingers brushed against your lips.

Moe moe x100000000000000000000000000000

You offer to do the cleaning after because he hurt himself and you didn’t wanna make him do any work, but he still offered to wipe the surfaces for you bc he’s an angel <333

literally just wanna marry him.

[words-for-holland]

Quarantine Series: Burnt Out

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: Y/N has to work from home during Quarantine, but when she gets extremely busy it’s up to Tom to find a way to help her relax .

A/N: This is my second attempt at this piece. Last time I created this it was super long but it got deleted 😩

Check the Rest: Burnt Out | A New Look | Secret Cuts & Kisses | Breaking Friendships |The Birthday Week | Movie Night | Silence is Golden?|

All Y/N ever wanted was an opportunity to work from home. Then again, who wouldn't want that opportunity? All she could think about was how nice it’d be to work in the comfort of her own home, not have to dress up in business professional clothing, and most importantly be surrounded by the people she cared for the most. But as the saying goes, “Be careful for what you wish for.”

When a global pandemic decided to take over 2020, Y/N certainly got her wish. Her company was forced to work from home until further notice, but what she didn’t expect was the amount of work she would be given. Y/N was pulled from project to project with deadlines thin as paper, and was expected to pick up the extra work of those that were no longer with the company. There was no time to catch a breath, and there certainly was no time to spend with her beloved boyfriend, Tom. This only made Y/N more depressed and made the Holland boys only more concerned.

“Mate, you got to get her to take a break. She’s gonna overdo it.” Harrison commented to his best friend, as they watched Y/N type away like a zombie from the kitchen.

“You think I don’t know that?!” Tom responded with a defeated sigh. “Every time I ask her, she always brushes it off and claims shes fine. Don't get me wrong, Im proud of her and admire her work ethic, but damn its sucking the life out of her.”

Both Harrison and Tom continued to observe Y/N with a cup of tea on hand, wondering how long it would take before she snapped. Tom hated seeing her like this. To him this wasn’t fair. It’s not fair that her 8 hour shift now became a 15 hr shift. Its not fair that she had to work 3 weekends straight, and it certainly wasn’t fair that her company took precious time away to be together. It was hard enough already that he couldn’t spend time with Y/N like a normal boyfriend would because of filming. Now, that he has the opportunity to make up for the lost time, it’s taken away.

“What if you surprised her?” Harrison quipped.

Tom looked up at his best friend with curious eyes. It took a few minutes to sink in, until the brightest idea figuratively smacked him in the face. “Yeah...yeah!” he responded, a smile forming “And I think I know exactly how to do it.”

As Tom was working through the thought process of his brilliant plan, his younger brother entered the kitchen, looking for his usual afternoon snack. “Hey, does anyone know where —. Oh no...” Harry groaned as he looked up at Tom and Harry. “Whatever it is that you two are planning...Leave me out of it.”

“Come on, mate. You dont even know what were planning.” Harrison defended

“Believe me, I know enough and any plan that involves you in it, is likely to fail 99.9% of the time.” Harry opened up his bag of crisps as he continued to list out the other 99 possible reason why they should have left Y/N alone like she wanted. “Cmon guys, you know how she gets. When she doesnt want to be bothered, she doesnt want to be bothered.”

“You’re right Harry, but she’s so stressed, she’s homesick, and one day she’s going to overdo it. Id be a shit boyfriend, if I let it happen.” Tom reasoned. “Look, Im not trying to do anything crazy here. I just want to give her that sense of comfort and see her relax.”

Harry looked at his brother and then at Harrison, both displaying their best puppy dog eyes, in hopes that he’ll join in. “The face doesnt work on me...but I’ll help for Y/N’s sake.”

Meanwhile, Y/N continued her work in the living room, her eyes firmly glued to the computer screen. After being dragged into the kitchen and the Holland plan, Tuwaine slowly made his way to Y/N. “Hey Y/N.” he happily greeted. “I think it’s time for you get some fresh air, don’t you think?”

Y/N looked up, her glasses slightly shifting forward down her nose. “You know theres this thing called being stuck in Quaratine right?” she responded, continuing to code her project.

“I think the real question is do you really want to work here when there’s just nothing but CONSTANT NOISE !” Tuwaine yelled out, hoping the others would catch on.

“What?!” Tom yelled back. It took him some time to realize what Tuwaine meant by his statement. “Oh...Right!” Quickly, Tom grabbed whatever pot or pan he could grab his hands on and dropped them on the counter. Harrison and Harry gave Tom the strangest look. “What? I gave him some noise?”, he shrugged.

“See?” Tuwaine smiled back at Y/N. “You wouldnt want to distract that working brain of yours with all this going on, right?” Y/N furrowed her eyebrows as Tuwaine as she looked at him and the closed off kitchen. Did they think she was born yesterday? Of course she knew they were up to something. None of the boys were subtle enough to keep everything hush hush.

Y/N shook her head and decided to just go with it. The faster she complied, the faster they’d leave her alone, which only meant more time to finish her work. Tuwaine helped carry her laptop, mouse, and charger to the porch as he led her outside. “See, arent you glad your outside, breathing in fresh air with no distractions?”, Tuwaine spoke out.

Y/N took her time to admire the view. “Wow”, she whispered under her breath. Y/N couldnt remember the last time she set foot outdoors. Seeing the sunlight hit the flower beds, the gentle breeze rustle through the grass; it was beautiful. Of course, the moment was short lived with a simple ding, which only multiplied by the second.

Y/N dripped her head back, trying to rub out the frustration from her face. “Yes, well it was fun while it lasted. Duty calls.”

“Im sure they wouldnt mind if you just took five minutes for yourself at least.” Tuwaine commented, feeling bad about the amount of work he saw popping up on your screen.

“Yeah well that’s Corporate for you. Doesnt matter if you’re 500 km away or if a virus is hurting the population. If you’re not working, you’re useless.” Y/N shrugs. It wasn’t like her company was completely evil, this was just how business worked.

“I know Y/N, and we all see that you care deeply about your work but we’re all so worried about you too. We want you to be mentally okay as well. I know Tom is worried about you the most...He misses you, you know.”

Y/N’s heart dropped the second she heard him say it. She knew that all of this was gonna take some time away from Tom, but she hadn’t realized how much he would be missing her, even though they’re living under the same roof. “Yeah I miss him too, more than anyone will know. Believe me.” Y/N pondered for a moment as she stared at the work in front of her. Perhaps five minutes couldn’t hurt. “Maybe I will take that break after all.”

“Really?”, Tuwaine was surprised she had agreed so quickly, and at the same time he panicked. Tom and the others were not ready for Y/N’s surprise yet. “On second thought, Im wrong. You should keep going and try to finish up that project of yours or else you’ll never be done.”

“Excuse me?” Y/N asked as she tried to close her laptop. “You just spent a whole half hour trying to convince me to stop working, and now you want me to go back and work?”

“Yeah..I mean what do I know, right?” He laughed nervously. Tuwaine looked back at the door, for some sort of signal. Come on man it’s not like your preparing a break for the Queen of England.

“Listen Tuwaine, if I go back there and you boys break anything in that house...I swear— I’ll”

“Y/N!” Tom interjected as he stepped out to the porch. He wrapped his arms behind her waist, giving her a gently kiss on the top of her head. “How’s work, my pretty girl?” He looked back at Tuwaine and mouthed a thank you to him as he left the love birds alone.

Y/N turned around to face Tom, taking in his features and running her hands at the nape of his neck. “Busy, but what else is new? I’ve been missing you a whole lot”

“Me too, darling. Anyway, Im really hoping you can take a break from all this because I’ve got something special for you.”

“Oh no, babe. You know you didnt have to anything for me. Really Im fine..I-“

“I wanted to. In fact the boys wanted in on it too. So this is really from all of us, if you think about it.” Tom grabbed Y/N’s hand as he led her back in to house. “Come.”

As they both enetered the house hand in hand, Tom led Y/N into the kitchen, where the rest of the boys waited with diner burgers in hand and warm homemade chocolate chip cookies on the side of table. What seemed like a simple meal was a cure for any bad day..at least for Y/N it was. It represented a sense of home for her, while being far from Jersey. Even though she hadnt realized it, Tom and the boys knew she needed it. “Wow” Y/N breathed “I...I dont know what to say.”

“Dont say, just eat” Harrison laughed. “In all honesty this was Tom’s idea. We just wanted to make sure you had the support you need.”

“Yeah you deserve this, so please enjoy it.” Harry added. With that, everyone dug in and bonded over a family dinner, sharing laughs and stories. Tom leaned toward Y/N whispering in her ear, “I have a few more surprises after this.”

The next few surprises did not disappointment. He set up a nice warm bath for the two of them to relax and enjoy each others compny. A few subtle kisses, laughter, and silence was shared between the two. Y/N leaned back into Tom’s chest, feeling the water gently flow back and forth. Breathing in and out, she had forgotten how good this felt. Being close to Tom, was a different experience, one that no one could ever do justice. This was what she really needed.

After the bath, Tom led her into their shared bedroom. For a moment, Y/N stopped him as she pulled his head down to hers, giving him the kiss he rightfully deserved. Her lips crashed with his, his hands gently holding the sides of her tiny face. He picked her up as she wrapped her legs around his waist and situated themselves on the bed. Reluctantly, they both pulled away, catching their breath. Their foreheads touching and noses gently rubbing the others. “I love you. I love you more than you could possibly know.” Y/N whispered to him

“And I love you. I just want to give you the world because you deserve it all. My hardworking pretty girl.” Of course all good things must come to an end.

After a great well spent break was shared between Y/N and Tom, she was back on the work grind. Only this time she was working in their room as Tom was reading a script for his next upcoming project. The more Y/N coded, the sleepier she was getting. It onyl took a few minutes before she started leaning into Tom and her eyes started to flutter. Her breaths became slower and she was out like a light.

Tom turned to look at Y/N, smiling to see the sight of her finally at peace. He removed her glasses and set them by her table side. Tom made sure to clock her out of work abd checked to see if her work was saved. Just as he was about to turn off her laptop, another message popped up. “Great”, he muttered, rolling his eyes at the fact her team is still working at this hour. He couldnt help but read it though. Just how badly did they need her anyway?

We all know how hard you’re working and going above and beyond to get these projects out the door. For that, we thank you! On behalf of the company we’d like you all to take a day off on us!

Tom smiled, relieved that shell finally get some time for herself. Feeling triumphant, he shut off her laptop and set it aside. Crawling back into the bed and covering themselves under the blanket. His arms wrapped her waist once again. “Goodnight, my love. Im so proud of you.” he whispered.

[asexualbookbird]

I didn't want to talk about January because I'm still missing my friend, but I ended up reading quite a bit so it feels weird not to.

BOOKS

The Goblin Emperor by Kathrine Addison (DNF, but I want to come back to it, I don't think it was the right time for me)

The Mime Order by Samantha Shannon (⭐⭐⭐)

Ill Wind by Rachel Caine (⭐)

Hexed by Kevin Hearne (⭐⭐⭐⭐)

His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik (⭐⭐⭐⭐)

Every Heart A Doorway by Seanan McGuire (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)

Down Among The Sticks And Bones by Seanan McGuire (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)

Beneath The Sugar Sky by Seanan McGuire (⭐⭐⭐½)

OTHER MEDIA

MBMBaM (im up to ep 340)

Calico for switch (def recommend for a low key calming time!)

Lupin on netflix (pls watch this)

Witcher 3, Hearts of Stone (I finished the base game and one dlc and aaaaaaaahhhhhhh)

FOOD

brownies

meatballs

mozzarella sticks (x2)

challah (x2)

challah bread pudding (x2 but Binx ate the second one and smashed our favorite dish)

SAUSAGE ROLLS

burritos (my fave burrito place closed and im trying to be okay about it)

chocolate chip cookies

lemon pound cake

chocolate mousse

fried chicken

dumpling filling but in lettuce wraps

January.....was a Month.......I'm tired and sad and doing my best. I also cut my hair and accidentally gave myself a baby mullet but its okay because im not going anywhere!

I have a small stack of books I'd like to read soon, but who knows if I'll actually do that in February since I hate being told what to read even if it's me who's telling me to read. I'll make a post about BRICK revealing what book it is soon, I've been waiting for a good weather backdrop for photos.

Stay safe, wear your masks, and eat the rich ✌

[thelosthargreeves]

Any headcanons on favorite ice cream flavors? :) (Assuming you haven't answered this hopefully)

omg omg omg tysm for sending an ask my day just improved 100% !! im in panic mode because of the election even tho biden is leading

Luther loves ice cream, like a lot, and he’s basically down to have any flavor

he likes to try a bunch of weird ones, like hot cheeto ice cream (a cardinal sin), but he also loves classic ones like vanilla 

he also really likes banana ice cream

Diego,,,hm I feel like he’d enjoy a simple combination like chocolate and salted caramel

bonus points if he hangs back casually to get sprinkles

Diego likes every different kind of chocolate (dark, milk, idk like rocky road)

Also this is super cheesy but my man 100% likes Mexican chocolate ice cream the most 

he doesn’t even realize it at first but as a Mexican I can confirm that Mexican chocolate is superior

Allison loves really smooth, intricate flavors (is intricate used to describe food?)

she doesn’t try weird flavors like Luther/would not ever eat hot cheeto ice cream

but she enjoys sweet combinations like vanilla honey lavender and lemon poppyseed the most

Klaus is surprisingly picky with ice cream AKA he only eats 3 flavors

Peppermint swirl, the ice cream with a bunch of marshmallows and waffle pieces in it, and raspberry sorbet

but Klaus eats them by the tub they’re his favorites

Five’s favorite is coffee ice cream, no questions asked. 

he doesn’t really love dessert because of the Rotten Apocalypse Twinkie™, but snickerdoodle ice cream/any ice cream with some sort of pastry/cookie in it reminds him of donuts and being a kid

Ben seems like a mint chocolate chip kinda guy

he 100% likes popsicles too (think the ice cream truck in S1)

and solely based on the one scene with a grapefruit in S2 I’m going to say he likes orange sorbet

honestly he doesn’t have a preference he’d just be happy to be able to eat ice cream

I’m blanking on every flavor ever as I write this so I have a menu next to me

Vanya says she likes french vanilla and butter pecan ice cream

and she does

but her favorite thing is getting a giant Neapolitan sundae with whipped cream, fudge, etc.

Bonus: the Handler likes Phish Food

ty again for the ask anon:)

[goooodmorningjapan]

Drama Track #1-"Ego sum qui sum" - part 1

{Location: Shishikai Residence}

[ Mochizuki is sitting in front of her computer, chatting with someone in her pitch black room, the only source of light being the monitor. The sound of the keyboard echoes in the room.]

Teve983: Niki? Are u playing something?

[ 5 minutes pass and she gets a response.]

XxGodSlayerxX: Neah, I'm done with this:P whaddaya want?

Teve983: wanna go out and eat something? I heard theres a new place in ikbkr :3

XxGodSlayerxX: maan im stuffed xdd

[ Mochizuki silently facepalms and lets out a sigh. After a few moments of silence, she gets back to typing.]

Teve983: DESSERT?!1?

XxGodSlayerxX: yeaaaah:D Where?

Teve983: Shibuya. U cant go wrong there

XxGodSlayerxX: ok then cya @Shibuya Station

Teve983: k byee

{Location: Shibuya Station}

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[Mochizuki is trying to make her way trough the crowds of salarymen that are exiting the train and making their way home. Meanwhile, Nikita is leaning on a wall, texting her friend to move her ass faster.]

Nikita: Took you a while, huh?

Mochizuki: Oh shut it! You have no idea what's in there! I-I wonder how I didn't suffocate with so many people inside!

Nikita: Fufu, glad you didn't!

[Mochizuki throws her friend a cold glare.]

Nikita: A-anyways...Let's get going!

[ Nikita starts skating ahead of her friend and Mochizuki powers on her electric scooter, yelling at the older girl to stop moving so fast and to wait for her. After searching around for a place, they found a tiny cafè with no customers.]

Nikita(pointing at her skates): Think I can go in like this?

Mochizuki: I... I don't know but if we get kicked out because of you, you're the one paying next time.

Nikita: Deal.

[They open the door and a tiny bell rings.]

Mochizuki: Good evening! Can I have a...uhh??

[At the counter is a lady that doesn't even try to hide her disgust when seeing the two. She lazily puts her phone down and clicks her tongue.]

Lady(yelling at someone in the back): COME GET THESE GIRLS!! LET ME TAKE A BREAK ALREADY!

[A waitress comes running with a worried look on her face to see what's going on.]

Lady: What are you staying there for?? Go!

[The waitress just sighs and goes to greet the two girls that were left speechless by the lady's behavior.]

Waitress(whispering): Please excuse us...

Nikita: Huh, that's a warm welcome.

Waitress(ashamed): ...

Mochizuki: She meant to say that it's no big deal! Right?

Nikita: Yeah...Right.

Waitress: What can I help you with?

Mochizuki: Oh, I would like some cream puffs and she would like some chocolate chip cookies. Thank you.

Nikita: And a cup of cofee.

Mochizuki(whispering to Nikita): What?!? At this hour of the day??

Nikita: ...

Waitress: Please take a seat. I will be back with your order in a few moments.

[ They both take a seat at a table near the window.]

Nikita(putting a menu in front of her mouth and whispering): How old do you think she is?

Mochizuki: How do you expect me to guess?? Her hair is freacking gray but she looks like she's in her early twenties. Have you ever seen someone that looks both old and young?

Nikita: Yeah! My boss!

Mochizuki(shivers): Crap! Don't mention her!

Nikita:Fufufu~ Oh she's coming!

[The waitress puts the plates down on the table.]

Mochizuki and Nikita: Thank you! :D

Waitress: Enjoy your meal...

[Both of them munch on their sweets but stop to listen to the conversation between the lady and the waitress.]

Lady: I'm headin' out! Take care of the place for me!

Waitress: But...that's not my job...

Lady: I'm busy tonight and I'm not canceling my plans to help you out!

[She slams the door and the bell rings.]

Waitress:*sighs*

Mochizuki: Niki?

Nikita: Yeah?

Mochizuki: I'm gonna help her.

Nikita: It's none of our business, Mochizuki.

Mochizuki(shouting): MISS!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Waitress(woken up from a dream): M-me?

My name is Ranpo...

Mochizuki(coming closer):Ranpo-san, lemme help you with that!

Ranpo: Oh no! Please, you don't have to! You are the customers and I....and I...

Nikita(finnaly rising from her chair): Geez, quit the rambling... (to Mochizuki)I'm gonna mop the tiles while you clean the tables, k?

Mochizuki(saluting): Yes ma'am!

Ranpo: ･ﾟ･(｡>▪︎<｡)･ﾟ･

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[The three girls start cleaning the cafè and finish up in no time. Ranpo closes down the place and they decide to walk toghether until their ways part.]

Ranpo: You were so kind to help me out there....I am very grateful...

Mochizuki: Hey, don't worry! It's only natural.(staring at Nikita): Right...Niki?

Nikita:Yup! :3.

Ranpo: If only there were more people like you ...

Nikita: Oh, man! That would be cool!

Mochizuki(hitting Nikita in the arm): Shut it!

All three of them:*giggle*

Mochizuki: Hey, Ranpo-san, maybe we can meet again sometimes?

Ranpo(with a tiny smile on her face): I would love to...

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[They reach a crossroad so the girls are forced to say goodbye to each other.]

Mochizuki: Ranpo-san, before you go, can I ask you something?

Ranpo: Sure thing.

Mochizuki: Promise you won't get mad?

Ranpo: Pinky promise.

Mochizuki: How old are you?

Ranpo: I'm 20.

Mochizuki(turning to Nikita): HAHA I told youuu!! Give me the money !

Nikita: Fufufu! Only if you catch me!

[Nikita starts skating away and Mochizuki is chasing her, both of them saying goodbye to Ranpo while she waves the two of them from afar.]

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[ After chasing each other for a while, they end up in some weird alleyways, believing that the station is right behind the corner. In the distance they notice a group of men doing some shady business, so they turn in the opposite direction.]

Shady guy 1: HEY! YOU TWO!!

Nikita(whispering): Crap!(yelling): We were just leaving!

[The second guy takes out a knife from his pocket and points it to the two girls.]

Shady guy 2: Hehe, you think we're gonna let you leave so easily?

???:Well, I think you will~.

[The gang turns around only to see a misterious woman standing and the end of the alleyway. She carries a oil-paper umbrella, despite it being useless at night. With silent steps, she comes closer to them.]

Shady guy 3(taking a box cutter out): Stay there or you'll get it!

???:Hmmm...come to think of it...Our battle would not be so fair if you're fighting with those. Are you sure you want to do this?

Shady guy 1: BWAHAHA! Show us what you got!

[The three men watch the woman in terror as she pulls away the umbrella's handle, revealing a large sword.]

???: Are you still that brave~?

♡To be continued...♡

[kangtaebins]

Weird Asks That Say A Lot

I said I was going to just answer all of these bc of boredom,, and so here I am

1. Coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Teacups are aesthetically pleasing idc what anyone says

2. Chocolate bars or lollipops? Lollipops

3. Bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy supremacy

4. How did your elementary school teachers describe you? I was told that I was a leader a lot, and was told that I was very intelligent. Ah yes, I suffered from gifted kid burn out in high school-

5. Do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Look, plastic cups are the best. Specifically the ones with the lids and reusable straws

6. Pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? It truly depends on the day bc some days I would say goth and other days I’d say grunge, but most days- pastel

7. Earbuds or headphones? Earbuds

8. Movies or TV shows? TV shows bc- idk actually I’m just not a movie person

9. Favorite smell in the summer? I have a weird obsession with the smell of cheap sunscreen and I have no clue why

10. Game you were best at in p.e.? I hated gym in high school and rarely participated despite the teacher being irritated with me (truly she gave up after a few months bc I really did not care at all) HOWEVER- I went to town in volleyball and still enjoy playing volleyball v much

11. What do you have for breakfast on an average day? I don’t eat breakfast often,,, 

12. Name of your favorite playlist? Probably my Navy or Indigo playlist

13. Lanyard or key ring? Key ring 

14. Favorite non-chocolate candy? Anything green apple!!!

15. Favorite book you read as a school assignment? I actually genuinely enjoyed Romeo And Juliet tbh

16. Most comfortable position to sit in? I always curl up in a ball on the couch, but in a chair I manspread ngl

17. Most frequently worn pair of shoes? Nike slides <//3

18. Ideal weather? Between 50-70 degrees, sunny but not warm, being able to wear a hoodie and not be hot or cold

19. Sleeping position? I usually either sleep on my left side or on my stomach (my back once in a while when it’s hurting bc I’m a hag)

20. Preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? I write on my phone more than anything

21. Obsession from childhood? Hm- I was really obsessed with High School Musical as a kid. My friend and I would put it on and lip sync to the songs and pretend we were the characters

22. Role model? Is it- wrong to say myself? Bc I feel like that sounds arrogant but genuinely it’s bc I’m constantly trying to better myself mentally and learn and grow. Idk I just am proud of who I am and look to myself when I need to find motivation

23. Strange habits? Strange? Idk if it’s strange but I’m constantly twiddling with the hem of my sleeves bc I love the feeling of it

24. Favorite crystal? Citrine 

25. First song you remember hearing? WH- bitch idk tf

26. Favorite activity to do in warm weather? Stay tf inside in the air conditioning

27. Favorite activity to do in cold weather? Stay tf inside in the heat

28. Five songs to describe you? To describe me?? Girl idk I'm all over the place. How about songs that resonate with me instead,,, Alive by Khalid, Paranoid by Lauv, Phobia by Dvwn, Fake Smile by Ariana Grande, and Breathin by Ariana Grande

29. Best way to bond with you? Truly I'm not very difficult to get along with, just don't be an asshole. Talk to me about psychology, current events, say Soobin is the cutest to exist idk it's not that hard

30. Places that you find sacred? I- hm. I'm not like a church person or anything so idk. Maybe just anything really old or places with very detailed and unique architecture

31. What outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? I don't own many clothes,,, let alone nice clothes. I also don't really dress to impress I'd much rather be comfortable

32. Top five favorite vines? Oh god if I h a d to pick???? The lipstick in the Valentino bag, they were roommates, it's an avocado- thaaanks, jared 19, and uh,,, zach stooppp you're gonna get in trouble

33. Most used phrase in your phone? Tbh it's probably "girl what-" or "no bc"

34. Advertisements you have stuck in your head? That 877-CASH-NOW ONE JFC

35. Average time you fall asleep? Between 11pm-1am

36. What is the first meme you remember ever seeing? Probably the troll face one or smth

37. Suitcase or duffel bag? Suitcase

38. Lemonade or tea? I mix them together!

39. Lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? Lemon meringue pie bc I don't really like cake

40. Weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Y'all I- went to a hs/college mixed school,, I've seen it all. Weirdest?? Idk but one weird thing I remember was when we were making whistles in art and some dude made a penis whistle 😭

41. Last person you texted? My best friend :))

42. Jacket pockets or pants pockets? Jacket pockets

43. Hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Hoodie 100%

44. Favorite scent for soap? I love soaps that smell like soap. Like ok duh I know that sounds dumb but yk what I mean? I don't want lemon or mint or whatever, I like the plain soap smell

45. Which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy

46. Most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Oversized t-shirt, no pants. I question anyone that is comfortable sleeping with pants on-

47. Favorite type of cheese? Feta!

48. If you were a fruit, what kind would you be? I feel like I'd be a pineapple and I have no clue why

49. What saying or quote do you live by? Not necessarily a quote but more of a thought: live for yourself, enjoy each day, do what gives you joy

50. What made you laugh the hardest you ever have? I have had so many instances in which I have laughed so hard I peed and to even attempt to name one is impossible

51. Current stresses? Making sure my family gets their vaccines and stays safe

52. Favorite font? I don't think I have one? Anything except comic sans

53. What is the current state of your hands? What does this even mean 💀 I mean,, they're holding my phone, cold, and my nails are unpolished

54. What did you learn from your first job? That people are assholes but I'm capable of not giving a fuck bc life is not that damn serious

55. Favorite fairy tale? Is The Three Little Pigs considered a fairy tale?

56. Favorite tradition? Putting up the Christmas tree with my mom :( it's always a lot of fun

57. The three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Depression, grief, and hopefully one day- smth I'm currently dealing with

58. Four talents you’re proud of having? Makeup!! But also: singing, crying on command, and tying cherry stems with my tongue

59. If you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Sick of these bitches

60. If you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? I don't watch anime so idk

61. Favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? It's this line from Eleanor & Park: "Eleanor was right: She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something."

62. Seven characters you relate to? Holy hell, 7?? Probably won't get that many but hm,,, Darlene from Roseanne, Hermione from Harry Potter, Emily from Pretty Little Liars maybe?? Idk I suddenly blanked

63. Five songs that would play in your club? As if it's Your Last by BP, anything from SHINee, anything from Ariana, also anything Rihanna, just a bunch of women tbh

64. Favorite website from your childhood? FUCKING WEBKINZ BRO

65. Any permanent scars? I have a few on my arms idk where they came from tbh, I also have one on my hand from my sister 🧍🏻‍♀

66. Favorite flower(s)? Sunflowers!!! I also really love lilacs 💔

67. Good luck charms? My dog's collar that I wear as a bracelet

68. Worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? Licorice-

69. A fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? It takes repeating a piece of information 12 times at random to memorize it completely

70. Left or right handed? Right

71. Least favorite pattern? Fucking chevron- and realistic camo, and anything with the American flag

72. Worst subject? Yall im awful at history. American history, world history, all of it-

73. Favorite weird flavor combo? Either pickles and peanut butter or cheese and grapes

74. At what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? I'm stubborn but also always in pain so I've become numb to a lot of body pains. I have to be at like a 7-8 before I take smth otherwise I'd always be taking it

75. When did you lose your first tooth? I was probably like 5 I was definitely in Kindergarten

76. What’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? I fw baked potatoes

77. Best plant to grow on a windowsill? I have a love for succulents

78. Coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Oh my- I don't drink coffee but coffee from a gas station

79. Which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? Driver's license for sure

80. Earth tones or jewel tones? Jewel tones

81. Fireflies or lightning bugs? I say both,, but I think I say lightning bugs more

82. PC or console? PC

83. Writing or drawing? Both

84. Podcasts or talk radio? Podcasts definitely

84. Barbie or polly pocket? Barbie

85. Fairy tales or mythology? Fairy tales

86. Cookies or cupcakes? C o o k i e s

87. Your greatest fear? Losing people I love

88. Your greatest wish? To live comfortably and be a great mother

89. Who would you put before everyone else? My family

90. Luckiest mistake? Guessing on 90% of a test and getting an A 💀

91. Boxes or bags? Bags are easier to carry-

92. Lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Fairy lights!!

93. Nicknames? Sam, Sammi, my sister calls me Sams, my best friend calls me Bub, and my gf calls me Baby if that counts- 👀

94. Favorite season? Fall omg it's gorgeous and has perfect temperatures

95. Favorite app on your phone? ✨tumblr✨

96. Desktop background? Its literally a pic of Soobin, Taehyun, and Beomgyu

97. How many phone numbers do you have memorized? Like 4-5

98. Favorite historical era? The one where white people learn their fucking place and stop being racist, homophobic, classist, sexist, all the -ists and -phobics,,,, so none. Fuck history :))

[therukurals]

Tagged by the very cool @dingyuxi​ (thanks fam!) 

and tagging some mutuals off the top off my head no pressure! @melonatures​, @deokmis​ @gimme-a-chocolate​ @forursmiles​ @digimoo​ @junghaesin​ @rain-hat​ @mockingjaypin @roarofalannister @seongwu

1. What is the color of your hairbrush? I have a couple, but one is red/black, one is blue, and the other white/gray

2. Name a food you never eat. Okra, my mom promised me I’d grow out of my distaste but im 26 and its still no

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold I am a tropics baby i thrive in heat (i know i live in the midwest) 

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? trying to unclog our pipes with a bladder and some amateur plumbing 

5. What’s your favorite candy bar? uhhh, anything chocolate but the kinder bueno ones

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? A couple, mainly basketball and went to one american football game because bb bro was too young to go by himself and i just sat and read a book

7. What is the last thing you said out loud? My roommate and I are dealing with a plumbing issue and trying to fix it and I have a call soon so I said let’s pause and come back to it later. 

8. What is your favourite ice cream? Green tea followed closely by coffee. 

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water

10. Do you like your wallet? Yeah, i like its. its long and solid

11. What is the last thing you ate? a chocolate chip cookie

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? lol no

13. What’s the last sporting event you watched? uhhhh idk, not an actual match but i think some mbappe highlights? 

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? ooooo classic butter or kettle. 

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? uh it was a group chat with my colleagues 

16. Ever been camping? Yeah, when I was young. It wasnt straight camping it was at a site and it was with my girl scout troop lmao

17. Do you take vitamins?  not regularly, sometimes some vitamin c if im feeling a little throat something coming up or iron before i donate blood 

18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? Not in a religious way? and when you do community organizing/work you are in a lot of churches and they always pray at the neighborhood association meetings. 

19. Do you have a tan? lmaooooo. i am blessedly melenated and usually get a nice tan but its winter and lockdown so ive lost some of that :_;

20. Do you prefer chinese or pizza? lmao im with sam on this question, i dont like this question cause its a false equivalency and definitely chinese because the options??? and chinese food is so good???

21. Do you drink your soda through a straw? uhhh....not really? usually in a glass or in a bottle. 

22. What color socks do you usually wear? girl whatever socks i get, they range from black to white to pink to gray they dont match 90% of the time

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? wouldnt you like to know

24. What terrifies you? on a philosophical level seeing my loved ones hurt and failure. more physically? frogs freak me out, people in easter bunny costumes, clowns, and medieval plague doctors, actually the concept of existing in medieval Europe terrifies me 

25. Look to your left, what do you see? im on our large conference table and it has a bunch of stuff but immediately to my life is my phone, some pens, my bullet journal and my copy of “collective courage” 

26. What chore do you hate most? Washing dishes!!!! And compost 

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? idk??? steve irwin? 

28. What’s your favorite soda? Root beer and vanilla coke

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive thrus, because im probably already out and around doing errands. 

30. What’s your favorite number? 13

31. Who’s the last person you talked to? My roommate, again about this plumbing issue. 

32. Favorite meat? I really dont have a preference tbh, depends how they are prepared

33. Last song you listened to? Do it on the tip by Megan thee Stallion ft the City Girls

34. Last book you read? In the middle of a reread for “Collective Courage: A History of African American Cooperative Economic Thought and Practice.” by Jessica Gordon Nembhard and just starting “Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents “ by Isabel Wilkerson. 

35. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? maybe if i tried really hard but im not going to try 

37. How do you like your coffee? With a little bit of creamer and sugar, like a decent brown color. I like the flavor of coffee so i dont want it too diluted. 

38. Favorite pair of shoes? uh, dont really have one but something i can slip in and out of lmao

39. Time you normally get up? around 8/8:30am but in my heart id like to wake up at 10 or 11 ;_;

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunsets!!! also sunrises involve me getting up early and im not doing that hell no

41. How many blankets on your bed? Two since its winter, a comforter and a thick wool one. 

42. Describe your kitchen plates super basic white round plates. 

43. Describe your kitchen at the moment messy, we havent been able to wash our dishes because of the plumbing issue so hopefully that can be fixed today

44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? mmmmm, idk? i have grown to like a good whiskey, usually a bulleit bourbon or this one bourbon w get from a local distillery. really any dark liquors, i will not do beer that shits dissssssgusting

45. Do you play cards? not regularly and i have tried to learn how to play eucher and spades and each time ppl explain it to me i forget it the next day and i just dont have that kind of brain capacity. 

46. What color is your car? uh.....so i live in a commune basically lmao and we share vehicles so i personally dont own one but the couple i share with some other folks is Black and gold

47. Can you change a tire? Yeah, one unique thing about my parents were they were very fair around gendered roles(especially for south asians), so my mom was strict with my brother around learning how to cook/clean and my dad taught me how to work on cars/maintenance work around the house. so i can change tires/oil/do other car work  

48. Your favorite state or province? i really like the pacific northwest and miss it.

49. Favorite job you’ve had? being an instructor for a course on globalization in college! also idk if i can classify what i do now as a “job” because its....unique but that too

[pinkykitten]

I was tagged by @writing-with-melon I hope my answers aren’t complete waste or if time and if so I’m sorry and I love you

Rules: Answer ten 10 questions, ask 10, and tag 10 people

1. What song automatically plays in your head when you look out the window on a long drive? 

i dont really have an answer for this. i think i just automatically think about any song ive been listening to recently or any song that has been stuck in my head. 

2.  Do you have some snacks nearby when you write?

well i live in a two story house so the kitchen is downstairs and im usually lazy busy so since i have a mini fridge upstairs i just usually get water to drink while im writing. its kinda hard to eat and write cuz i loose focus really easily so when i am writing i am writing! i am in the zone! but if i am a little hungry ill usually snack on candy like chocolate kinder joys i love them but they r so expensive or snack on chips but i get like salt on my fingers or i like cheetos so cheetos dust and that just gets everywhere and later my hands and keyboard kinda smell like fart. 3. What do you do to combat creative burnout?

so burnout happens to me a lot so to get inspiration i either read other stories or fanfics which gets my head gears turning or i admire a piece of art or photography or a song. whats so unique and satisfying with writing you can explore and go anywhere with it, hehehe erotic if you know what i mean lol jk there are no barriers with writing just your imagination. there is inspiration any where you go and id advise to never stop writing. even if its a few short sentences or paragraphs about anything even bird poop its still progression and your mind is working and your searching for words like its all good for you bby.  4. Do you use (or like to use) prompts? 

i do ill put the link here. im thinking of changing it though to do something different. 

5. What is your favorite place to write?

lol boring, i know but my room. my room is really bright in the mornings and comfortable and chill and i have a candle of the pandora ride in disney that smells like the ride so its all good and relaxing and super peaceful plus i have a picture of myself the age of like 9 on my desk idk why but it encourages me and makes me focus to make sure i never get that cringy again. 

6. What is a hobby or yous that you usually don’t talk about?

well i like working out HAHAHAHAHA jk that was a joke...get it...cuz i much rather be eatingokillstop. but i really like to draw which i have a art page you can see it if you click here pls look at my failed attempts to be hip and cool with the cool kids and being artsy fartsy. another hobby is i really like to do makeup and nail art, nail art is really tough guys no joke if you do it like you got wizard powers are something. maybe its bc my nails are shorter than pete davidson and ariana grande’s relationship, alright im trying to stop i swear!

7. Do you play an instrument? Which one?

no i wish though. i always wanted to learn to either play the piano or electric guitar cuz H.E.R looks so cool doing it. 

8. How do you feel about your handwriting?

it sucks dont even try me. my sister can barely read it like no wonder nobody wants to steal my signature heck they can’t even read it!

9. Can you tell us of a story that marked your development as a person? As a writer?

ok sit back guys, sniff a nice amount of crack and get ready for the most cringy moment of my life but also a time when i knew i was meant to be *inhale* a fanfic writer. 

so it was elementary school, i think 3rd grade and for my writing assignment we were given a prompt of idk what the heck tbh i think it was like be outside the box and im like ok imma nail this cuz im a weird child and yeah so i got my papers and pencil and i went TO TOWN on this paper. so i wrote two stories. one short story with a picture to go with it and one long story that yeah i buried years ago. so my first story was about a farmer was about that farming life. he had chickens and dairy. so i cant remember if the cheese was spoiled but doesnt matter. anywho these cheese and a chicken were alive like they could talk in the story and i gave them faces, yikes. but the whole story was the farmer was a b*tch and he was trying to eat the chicken and cheese so they hatched a plan to get away from the farmer. they did it successfully and they ran away. yay happy ending my teacher actually liked that one me too and my school mates were thinking what they heck is this girl on i made a story about how me and justin bieber made cookies for Christmas you know. so then my other story i was more proud of this one cuz it was a tone of paper, sorry trees, and this story was about how a female hippo (girl i was all about plus size and thicker girls and no body shaming) and an male ostrich were kidnapped from their own habitats and taken to become circus animals. failed version of Madagascar hey mine was before the circus movie OK THEY STOLE IT FROM MEEEEE. so they get taken and are treated to harsh punishment and the animals can talk and i think its in the point of view of the male ostrich guy thing. they are in the circus and they start to have this relationship happening. love starts blossoming its all good. im happy with this cuz i believed in love at age of 8. they find a way thru a kick butt scene of the animals escaping and the hippo and ostrich are so in love that they run away together and they have half hippo half ostrich babies and i think i named the species  hipstrich or like ostppo idk but i was so proud of this story and when my teacher read it she was worried about me lol i think she thought i might like mate these two animals like secretly idk but she was like it was ok and i was like what this is frickin William Shakespeare writing or like F. Scott Fitzgerald writing. nevertheless it taught me a lesson that nobody else needs to like what im writing the main point and only thing that matters is if your proud of it and you like it and i really did. i will remember that story forever and thats what made me want to be a writer. lol sorry that was a lot. 

10. @emdop I’m going to use this great question: Explain one of your WIPs in the most ridiculous way possible. 

wellllll im working on my peaky blinders oc story its a lot of drugs money killing weapons jewelry rich profanities like its the show but written from my stubby hands so my oc and whatever its great and so excited to show it to you guys. 

MY QUESTIONS:

1. WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO START TUMBLR?

2. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3. WHAT QUALITY IS IMPORTANT TO YOU?

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OUTFIT?

5. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

7. IF YOU COULD VISIT A PLACE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

8. WHAT SHOW OR MOVIE UNIVERSE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN?

9. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

10. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE IN THIS WORLD THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

im tagging: @thatlittlered, @ardentmuse, @acciosnapes, @lotsoffandomimagines, @collecting-stories, @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms, @naughtyneganjdm, @lenahellgizibe and two random followers @spiritsent, @sucker-for-my-fandoms

i was tagged by @writing-with-melon again ty btw, ps i felt so much pressure lol jk 😊

Rules: Answer 5 questions, Ask 5 questions, Tag 5 people.

1. What is your favorite book?

fifty shades of grey hahaha naw my favorite book is obv you all know this is series of unfortunate events but i never usually cry period and i never cry for books ever so when i read mrs. tom thumb by melanie benjamin, its the part when her sister minnie dies i cried so hard idk it was just emotional the wording the way she described her pain it was so beautiful written yet so sad and that was just amazing to me cuz im like this book made me feel things and im like wow i would love to write a book one day and make someone feel something whether it be sadness anger happiness annoyance anything they are having an emotion and that is super powerful to do that with just words. pls go check out that book its a good read. also im a fan of the greatest showman so i really enjoyed it. there are many other books tho that i thoroughly enjoy so much. 

2. What piece that you’ve written are you most proud of?

oh my god ive always wanted to be asked this question hands down i am always proud of my platonic gender neutral tony stark fic called in·con·sol·a·ble window to me i wrote it so sad and i was feeling like depressed lol when i saw peter die in infinity war like i didnt know what to do with my life tbh but im so glad that @impetrichorny requested it tysm i just like how its not based on romance or fluff or happiness it is based on when you lose someone the nightmares and sadness you go through and that there is nothing nobody can do about it except just be there for that person so i really like writing angst and something that was out of the box. ive been thinking tho of doing a part two since the fate of all the characters has changed after endgame. who knows tho. 

3. What is the last song that inspired you? 

well for art it would have to good news by mac miller when i did that kobe bryant memorial on my art page. i dont want to give it away though but ill just say some very powerful womens music inspired my oc writing and making. 

4. How do you feel about letting people read what you write?

at first i was scared cuz i thought i wrote like trash which that feeling kinda doesnt go away like some days i feel that way others i feel confident or it depends on the request it just depends but anyways i was always insecure about my writing so when i started writing it was more like lets see how this goes if not ill delete the whole page. im glad to say it went great but in the begging it was hard cuz i kept putting myself down but i learned to accept or just understand that you keep learning with writing you always learn knew things with writing how you can explain something better or you words get more intricate and people see the improvement and you do too thats why i applaud those who dont speak english that english isnt their first language. you are doing a tremendous job and keep practicing cuz you’re gonna make it to the top. ive also learned that some days are not my days and you can take time off when youre not feeling it when you have writers block. just recollect your juices sip some tea go to the beach relax your mind a little and take as long as you need to come back and give it your all. also comments and reblogs and likes a follows those meant so much to me and encouraged me. thats why i cant express it enough how much all those mean to writers, artist, photographers, anybody who is truly trying their hard in this area of social media. its makes a person happy smile and confident in their writing but first train your mind into loving what you make not what others thing. you have to be happy with the outcome that is what truly matters and what makes your writing the best. look at me getting philosophical. 

5. Do you get distracted easily? If yes with what?

yes and with porn haha i get distracted easily like very easily homeschooling was really tough for me. music distracts me, netflix, the urge to watch david dobrik or unus annus or buzzfeed unsolved on youtube, heck my farts distract me. i gotta be like troy bolton i gotta get my HEAD IN THE GAME!

MY QUESTIONS:

1. IF YOU COULD BE NAMED SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE NAMED?

2. WHAT PERSON INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?

3. IF YOU KNEW THE WORLD WAS ENDING TOMORROW WHAT WOULD YOU DO TODAY?

4. WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT IN THE SHOWER?

5. WHATS YOUR WEIRD COMBINATION FOOD?

im tagging: @thatlittlered​, @ardentmuse​, @acciosnapes​, @lotsoffandomimagines​, @collecting-stories​ AND WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS IF YOU FOLLOW ME OR LIKE MY STORIES TAG ME ILL READ YOUR ANSWERS. HOPE I DID THIS RIGHT SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING MWUAH 

[descendantofthesparrow]

Daughter of the honorable thief – Harry Hook x reader - Part 5  -best friends and useless lesbians.

Harry Hook x Daughter of Robin Hood!Reader

Warning: talk of abuse in this, so if you're uncomfortable with it, please don’t read, or skip to when it's not being addressed anymore.

 key

 h/c- hair color

 e/c- eye color

 h/l- hair length

 s/c- skin color

 y/n- your name

 clothing reference:

 ---(y/n) POV---

Arriving at chemistry class, you saw an empty next to Uma, ‘well,’ you thought, seeing the only other empty seat was next to chad ‘might as well bond with Uma a little’ crossing the class and plopping down next to Uma, smiling at the teal-haired girl.

Uma tilted her head up for a moment before looking back down at her book.

“so” Uma mumbled, you glanced at her, keeping a listening for the teacher, “what else did you do? Other than the faces.”

You hummed and tapped your fingers on the table, smirking as you remember filling the border around mals bed with plastic balls.

“I turned her bed area into a ball pit, put Nicolas cadges face on all her photos, and, as you know, covered her locker in his face, and then I found her coveted oreo stash and replaced a lot of the creams with some pureed baby wipe jelly beans~’

Uma covered her face and tears streamed down her face, stifling her laughter.

“oh my hades, that’s amazing” she quietly muttered through her silent laughter.

You snickered bumping your shoulder with Umas, “yeah, actually I didn’t do it alone” Uma looked at you confused “Erza helped me out”

Uma made an “o” shape with her mouth and nodded.

Feeling your phone vibrate, you smiled apologetically at Uma and carefully took out your phone, keeping it out of sight of the teacher.

From - Titania ;p at 10:15 am

‘is it just me, or is Uma really goddamn hot ;p’

You rolled your eyes and turns to look behind her, looking at Erza. Who sticks her tongue out at you and winks.

You mouthed ‘focus’ Erza pouts and looks down at her phone, typing away.

‘I cant X’’’’C, she's so pretty!!! I can't take my eyes off her!!’

‘Erza you useless lesbian, im not doing another all-nighter because you couldn’t stop thirsting for five minutes.’

‘okay okay im sorry’

Rolling your eyes you put your phone back in your pocket, you looked back at the blackboard, writing down the lesson in your notebook.

*Buzz*

You sighed, taking out your phone once more.

From – Titania ;p at 10:16

‘think I have a chance with her?’

‘don’t know, depends on if she's into girls or not’

‘find out for me?’

‘no can do, im not at that level of friendship yet, still at level 3. I think I need to be at least level 15 to know her sexuality’

‘right right….but if she does like girls?’

‘then she’d be head over heels for you, can I get back to learning so I don’t have to repeat this class?’

‘fine fine, ly’

‘lyt’

Uma raised her brow as you sighed and once more put your phone away, “who was that?” she mumbled, you nodded towards Erza and Uma slowly nodded, for only being around Erza for only a couple seconds, she already understood most of her mannerisms.

For the rest of the class, you and Uma sat in silence, only talking when the other needed help understanding something or when the teacher called on either of you.

Packing your things away you said goodbye to Uma and locked arms with Erza and made your way back to your lockers, storing away your chemistry books and taking out your English books.

Looking to your right, you saw Erza pursing her lips, tapping her cheek with her right hand, a sign of when she was thinking hard.

“don’t hurt your self erzy” you teased as you fished out two chocolate chip granola bars, handing one to Erza, the amber-eyed girl scoffed and took the bar, looking at you with a stern eye.

“ok real talk, do ya think I would ‘ave a chance wit’ Uma?”

You sighed, here we go, every time Erza had a crush she would pester you with, ‘am I good enough?’

“Erza” she rose her brow, you rarely took that tone with her “as I said before, it depends on what Umas sexuality is, and what she's into, don’t beat your self up just because of that one bitch in 8th grade”

WARNING: TALK OF ABUSE STARTS HERE

Erza snarled at that, ah yes…Lila, the girl who had ruined her self-esteem. Backhanded compliment after backhanded compliment, she had cruelly picked Erza apart and left her in pieces for you to pick up.

‘oh your hair looks good short, but I think it made your face look skinner when it was longer’

‘those jeans look good! But don’t you think you should lay off the cake erza? It looks a bit snug around the waist’

Erza had begun to starve herself after Lilas pushing and slowly started to whittle away, letting her hair grow out just because of Lila even though Erza preferred her shorter hair because it was more efficient.

Losing her hard worked muscles because she wasn’t eating enough to keep them, she had been destroying herself.

And you had refused to lose your best friend, so you had talked to her parents and started to protect Erza from Lila even more, instead of contradicting Lila's words, you began to get physical, pushing Lila away from Erza, stepping in between them.

Anything for your best and oldest friend.

Soon, Erza had begun to notice the harshness in Lila’s comments, and started to fight back, started to eat more, cut her thinning hair short.

Lila didn’t like that and moved on from being emotional and mentally abusive to physically abusive.

She had tried to force Erza to do what she wanted, including sex, Erza had refused, resulting in a broken wrist and black eye, and bruises on her torso, arms, and legs.

Erza had enough and fought back, Lila had forgotten Erza was a trained fighter and had been fighting since she could crawl.

Lila tried to put up a fight but Erza quickly ended it, even with her body being weaker than she was used to.

Lila was sent to juvie for endangering Erzas life and attempted rape, and then she was sent to military school.

That had surely knocked the god complex out of her.

Erza had taken a year and a half to get back to where she was physically, and ongoing sessions to get the bullshit Lila put in her mind out of her head, your frequent talks and her sessions with a therapist helping her get back to a stable mind.

END OF ABUSE TALK

“Yeah,” Erza scoffed, brushing her hand through her hair, rolling her eyes. “Im done with that bullcrap, I just wanna be with someone who can love me for me, and not try to change me….in a negative way.”

You smiled and nodded, “exactly, now, you’re a gorgeous, strong, independent woman, anyone would be lucky to have you, including Uma, but only if she's into girls, you can't force your sexuality onto her, it's not fair or right.”

Erza nodded, feeling better. You were always good at giving speeches.

“Okay, now serious talk over, now for a less serious talk with stupid ideas for convincing Uma to go on at least one date with me~”

You let out an air of breath that sounded like *pfft* and turned to start walking to English, “oh my god you are such a lesbian!!”

“you know you love me!!”

“yes,” you cackled, linking your arms with Erza,” yes I do, unfortunately”

“oh you bitch”

“yep”

-----

You had met Gil in English class, seeing no one around him, you sat next to him, Erza sitting at his other side.

“Hey Gil, how’s it going?” the blond-haired boy smiled and shrugged. “pretty good, no ones attacked me today, and I think I aced my biology exam, oh! And the lunch lady gave me an entire box of sugar cookies! so all in all its been going good!”

Erza stared at gil for a few moments, before she latched herself onto him with a determined face.

“wha-“ Gil sputtered before Erza interrupted him.

“Hood, I've only known this sunshine child for two minutes, but if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this school, and then myself”

“no” you spoke in a stern voice, but a smile was cracking at your lips anyway, dear god, why did she always have to be so dramatic?

Eh whatever, another reason to love her craziness.

“Um thanks, but could you let me go?”

Erza grumbled but after a look from you, she relented and slumped back in her seat.

You rolled your eyes and leaned back in your chair, focusing on the teachers droning about Shakespeare.

  ---end of part 5---

Comment or message me for part 6

[captaindaddykru]

50 questions you’ve never been asked

i’ve been tagged by the lovely human @marauders-groupie so i will do it for her

What is the color of your hairbrush? boring white but it has glitters in it

Name a food you never eat? eggs which always seems to shock people

Are you typically too warm or too cold? am i just the right temperature baby but if i had to pick one probably warm?

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? dragging j*ssica h*rmon to filth on multiple social media platforms and reconsidering each and every of my life choices that have led me to stan a show with a cast from hell

What is your favorite candy bar? if i had to pick a kitkat, or if bueno counts im going with bueno. 

Have you ever been to a professional sports event? hmm for my lifeguarding job ive been to a lot of events so if thats a thing then yeah

What is the last thing you said out loud? “een block kan ie krijgen” which is basically me saying my useless father can fuck off back into oblivion<3

What is your favorite ice cream? EVERYTHING EXCEPT CHOCOLATE AND BLACK SESAM<3

What was the last thing you had to drink? coke

Do you like your wallet? i.. dont have one

What was the last thing you ate? chocolate chip cookie

Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? noooo im tryna limit everything i buy cuz i have so much stuff and i need to safe money and like the environment?

The last sporting event you watched? actually it was rugby i think i did it for kisha

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? sweet

Who is the last person you sent a text message to? samm we were both ranting about how much the 100 cast deserves early on-set baldness safe from like three exceptions

Ever go camping? no not for real camping bugs scare me but i love nature so maybe i should try it someday. would love to go camping in canada

Do you take vitamins? no

Do you go to church every Sunday? absolutely not

Do you have a tan? nope

Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? chinese i only like a very specific kind of pizza

Do you drink your soda with a straw? sometimes

What color socks do you usually wear? multicolored

Do you ever drive above the speed limit? sometimes but max 5 km/h

What terrifies you? the state of the world and the desensitivity of humanity. and s7 of the 100

Look to your left, what do you see? a wall

What chore do you hate? dishes i hate touching wet stuff and especially wet food is a phobia

What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? a few things cross my mind. bob and eliza. crocodiles? the girl from the bachelor pretending she had an accent to be interesting.

What’s your favorite soda? coca cola. used to be addicted but these days ive been toning down

Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus? drive thru or takeout

Who’s the last person you talked to? my mom, about my dad bugging me

Favorite cut of beef? uhm like? steak? idk what this question means

Last song you listened to? poison and wine by the civil wars while breaking down over bellarke

Last book you read? life of the party by olivia gatwood but its more poetry then fiction but its a book!

Favorite day of the week? usually friday i think

Can you say the alphabet backwards? in what world would that be a useful skill?

How do you like your coffee? i dont

Favorite pair of shoes? i have these really cute snakeprint neon heels i wanna bust out someday soon

The time you normally go to sleep? NORMALLY? well i work in shifts so thats not really a question i can answer but i’d say usually 2-3 am or even later. or i dont sleep at all. or i sleep all day. 

The time you normally get up? again i work shifts so ranges from 05:00am to 12pm to 09pm.

What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets. i just enjoy nighttime

How many blankets on your bed? uhm like seventeen i have a lot of primark blankets with different patterns

Describe your kitchen plates: brown and white

Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage? i love red vodka redbull but thats like crack cocaine and then i’ll just end up crying over bellarke for four hours so i try to keep it to a bare minimum

Do you play cards? no sometimes uno? does that count?

What color is your car? black unfortuntately i wanted a cool color

Can you change a tire? no

Your favorite province? whats a province? cant be assed to google it so im going with country and i really love indonesia

Favorite job you’ve ever had? the one i have now for the job itself but i really loved lifeguarding because of all my coworkers who i loved dearly

How did you get your biggest scar? biggest scar... probably from an iron i walked into when i was like 8 its on my stomach

What did you do today that made someone else happy? made some people laugh during desperate times that are t100 cast opening their mouths when it costs zero dollars to stay quiet so there’s that<3

I’m tagging: @obviesbellarke @wolfheartgirl @probably-voldemort @talistheintrovert anyone else who wants?

[goodboy-taetae]

50 Questions

Thank you @bts-springday for tagging me a while back and sorry it has taken so long 😅😊

What colours is your hairbrush? purple (but the comb that I use more than my brush is black and white)

What food would you never eat? At this point of time, certain seafood

Are you usually hot or cold? hot, though I'd rather be cold

What did you do 45 minutes ago? Was watching every elimination on Hell’s Kitchen season 8

Favourite chocolate? Whittakers dairy milk (tbh I like almost all of Whittakers chocolate, if you ever come to NZ I highly recommend)

Have you ever been to a professional sports event? yes, with super rugby being the main one, though its been a few years since I went to a game but I used to go at least once a season when I was younger (the others are cricket and netball)

What was the last thing you said out loud? What the fuck (cause my cat gave me a fright)

Favourite ice cream flavour? cookies and cream as well as french vanilla

What was the last thing you drank? Peach iced tea

What kind of wallet do you have? its black and has mickey mouse’s face all over it, and is like medium size? idk

What was the last thing you ate? Cornflakes as a midnight snack

Did you buy clothes last weekend? haha nope

What was the last sports event you saw? live was a super rugby quarter final about 2-3 years ago, and on tv it would've been the All Blacks’ final match in the rugby world cup god my inner kiwi is showing

Favorite snacks? bbq shapes

Who was the last person you texted? my friend

Do you like camping? I don't mind it, last time I did it wasn't proper camping though cause it was on my relatives section outside their house in Fairlie (which is near Lake Tekapo)

Do you eat vitamins? yes, only vitamin c though

When was the last time you travelled? in 2017, went to visit my grandma in Australia 

Do you like sunbathing? NOPE cause I’m pale af and I just burn 

Asian or Italian food? love both

Do you drink soda? yup

What colour socks are you wearing now? Im not currently wearing socks

When was the last time you were speeding? never cause I don't drive atm

What are you afraid of? my overactive imagination (I blame it for not letting me sleep peacefully or just not letting me sleep in general)

What can you see if you turn left? I see rj, and behind him is where I have all my cds and select movies/programs... oh and the big poster of the Killers that’s in the middle of my “shrine”

What kind of housework you like the least? drying dishes is the worst

What is the first thing you think of when you hear someone talking in a language you don’t know? either what language is that or I wonder what they're talking about cause im nosey

Do you sleep on your back or side? my right side, though I sometimes wake up in various positions

You crave fast food, where do you go? the fish n chip shop down the road the inner kiwi wants to be free can it just not or macdonalds (I don’t wanna think about how much I’ve spent on frozen cokes over the years...)

What is your lucky number? 13

Who was the last person you talked to? my mother cause we’re stuck together in lockdown

Do you eat meat? yes

What was the last song you listened? Lay Your Hands on Me by Bon Jovi 

Last book? gmorning, gnight by Lin-Manuel Miranda

What is your favourite day of the week? don't really have one tbh

Do you know the alphabet song backwards? I want to say yes but knowing me probably not

Favourite coffee/tea? Chai latte and peach iced tea

Favourite shoes? my combat style boots that have unfortunately died

When do you usually go to sleep? ... ranges between 1 and 4 lately which is really bad

When do you usually wake up? ... I usually wake up around 8, but don’t have the energy to get up so I fall asleep again and wake up 2-3 hours later

Sunrise or sunset? sunset

Do you like your bed soft or hard? I went from basically one extreme to the other so I don’t really have a preference

Describe the plate you are eating from? just a plain off-white dinner plate

Your favourite type of alcohol? I love me some cider, and vanilla or raspberry vodka with coke

Do you like board games? Depends on the game (if lockdown didn’t happen I’d have gone to my brothers place to play the die hard board game he bought 🙃)

If you had a car, what kind would it be? One that is cheap lol

Do you know how to change car tires? Uuhhhh in theory I kinda do

Dream country? To live in: england, to visit: italy, england, germany, america, south korea

If you could choose from any jobs in the world, what would you like to do? museum curator

What would you like to try to do? And what is stopping you? I’d like to try and colour my hair but I have no money so that makes it a bit difficult

I’ll tag @walewalentina, @cherryjk and @yugyeomshadow 😄 (if you don’t want to do it though that’s fine 😊)

[awoken-artist]

Tag Meme!

Tagged by: @sakuraararagi

~~~

TAG Part 1

“Describing Your Blog Tag”

Icon: My Main Sona Wisteria. Made it on one of the Picrew makers

My Content: Pretty much alot of things. Fandoms Im in and enjoy being in, basically my content is just my creativity of anime and cartoons and much more.

Letter Color: Black

Header: Gibson 

URL: my artist title. It used to be my FMA OC’s super old name which was emmy-seinoskei for a long while, but i had to change it because my FMA OC isnt named with that last name anymore, plus its my blog i felt its appropriate to have it my artist title ;w;

Blog Title: aaaa my artist name(?) ;v;

Tag Part 2

Who Were You Named After?: As far I can remember, mom said I was named after a character from a Book named ‘Emmaline’. 

Last Time You Cried?: a few days or a week ago when my fricken dog minnie decided to bolt out the door and gave everyone a heart attack. good thing she listened to mom coming back but good god I was scared... :,(

Do You Like Your Handwriting?: eeeeh somewhat its “okay”

What Is Your Favorite Lunch Meat?: I think ham is the one i like most

Longest Relationship: 4 years. Which was my last relationship. In all honesty it would of ended sooner if i wasnt being stubborn and brushing off the red flags because i wanted it to work. it should of ended sooner because of the immature bullshit that kept piling up. I may be the girlfriend but i aint putting up with my partners bullshit. ended that relationship, and hoping one im in right now last forever ;v;

Do You Still Have Your Tonsils?: Yep....because I had tonsillitis last month. its not fun at all its HELL

Do You Bungee Jump?: No but kind of curious to try?

What Is Your Favorite Kind of Cereal?: gimmie the captin crunch

Do You Untie Your Shoes When You Take Them Off?: Nope. I slip off those suckers.

Do You Think You’re Strong Willed?: Eeeeh so-and-so. i feel I am cause i dont take anyones bullshit, when it comes to myself its another story. like my mom said “im my own enemy”. so its Sort of??

Favorite Ice Cream?: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

What Is the First Thing You Notice About a Person?: Eyes, Face, hair, body and gender(?)

Football or Baseball?: hmm football

Favorite Doughnut?: Maple and Chocolate

What Are You Listening To?: Daughter of Discord 

If You Were a Crayon, What Color Would You Be?: eeeeh i think pink? or peachy? 

What Is Your Favorite Smell?: hard one cause theres alot of smells i really like. i think Lavender cause my mom has Dottera oils and Lavander was one i liked. [along with her other oils and id hog this one called “whisper”] tbh it depends on the smell-

Who Was the Last Person You Talked to on the Phone?: My boyfriend

Hair Color?: Brown

Eye Color?: Hazel.

Favorite Food to Eat?: Ramen ,Popcorn chicken, sushi

Scary Movies or Happy Endings?: Depends even tho leaning to Happy Endings

Last Movie You Watched in the Theater?: jebus I dont...remember. Only thing i remember was Frozen 2

What Color Shirt are you Wearing?: Navy Blue [my bob ross shirt. <3]

Favorite Holiday?: Halloween and Christmas 

Beer or Wine?: gonna go with wine on this

Night Owl or Morning Person?: Night Owl

Favorite Day of the Week?: Saturday mostly

Favorite Animal?: i cant pick one - Deers, Wolves, Horses, cats

Do You Have a Pet?: I do! Two smol doggos named Sophie and Minnie!

Where Would You Like to Travel?: I like to go to Germany, back to hawaii again [cause last i went was back in 2002] , and go to Japan!

And the users I tag are...

@bishie--kun , @danshattered , @hippojello , @envysgirl86 , @mibibosartblog

dunno whom else to tag cause i dont have many friendos on here quq or remember how many i have on here x-x

[alswonderland]

Its time

↳Peter Parker x f!reader

↳ Pregnant au/ married life au with Peter Parker where Peter and reader prepare for the arrival of a new member.

↳Warning: avengers being cute af, fluffy goodness, married couple stuff, Peter being suggestive (slightly)

↳A/n: dude you have no clue how long I have been wanting to post this for. I kept procrastinating on writing it even thought I loved the idea.

*edited from the original version*

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“Y/n!” Peter screamed at the top of his lungs “can you get the screws as well?” he asked his 9 month pregnant wife.

Peter was in the middle of setting a baby crib that he had ordered online when you were 3 months pregnant, but due to really bad shipping arrangements the crib had only come two days go. 

Which is why both you and your husband(mostly your husband, because he wasn't letting you do anything) were trying to build the crib as fast as you could because you never know when the baby would pop right out of you, since you were now very close to your due date.

“Coming, coming” you waddled your way to Peter. You gave him the desired object and held your very round belly. “Do you see that sweety, do you see what daddy is making for you? this is going to be your new bed!” you looked at Peter and newly made crib.

You had started to pick up the habit of talking to your baby in the middle of your pregnancy due to the fact that you were bored of staying home alone the entire day, you spoke to your baby, telling him stories about how you and Peter met and how excited is everyone to meet the little one.

Peter looked at you in awe as you rubbed your belly and smiled at your bump. He got on his knees and looked your big belly. He rubbed small circles and whispered soft things only for your infant to hear. Father-son bonding time as he liked to call. 

When ever Peter had time, whether it was after long hours of work at the bureau or going on business trips with Tony , your husband would always find a way to talk to your baby.  

Peter got up from his position to cup your face in his soft hands. “I love you” he said as he kissed your temple softly. 

“I love you, too”

—————————————————————

You opened an eye looking at the glowing red light next to your bed, 3 am. You let out a small groan, angry, it was 3 am and you couldn’t sleep no matter how hard you tried because everytime your eyes closed you would see that beautiful chocolate cake you saw at the grocery store the day before when you went for a late night grocery run with Peter. 

“i knew i should've bought it” you thought resting your hand on your belly and felt kicks. “are you thinking about it too?” smiling you looked over to your sleeping husband. Mouth wide open,  a bit of drool threatening to fall on the baby blue pillowcase he was sleeping on. What a cutie. 

You leaned over to him and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

You slowly removed the covers of your body and tried get off the bed without making any sounds to make up the sleeping beauty next to you. 

“ouch, that hurt!” You whined softly, as you rubbed the area you got kicked “whats wrong?” you pouted.

“Food?” you questioned in a amused tone, and got a kick as a response. With that you walked out of your shared bedroom and made your way to the kitchen. 

“What should we eat?” You bent down a little to look at the items inside your refrigerator.

“Broccoli? Nah who we kidding we ain’t healthy, pasta? Hmm maybe in the morning,” both hungry and  frustrated from no sleep you shut the fridge a bit to hard. You winced at the noise of magnets falling on the floor and prayed that Peter hadn’t woken up. 

“We literally don’t have anything to eat!” you kicked the magnets out of the kitchen making a mental note to tell him in the morning to pick it up. You let a annoyed sigh, when you remembered Peter buying some snacks.

“Ah ha!” You exclaimed looking at the pack of chocolate chips in your pantry. “ I knew I had this somewhere” you grined.

You looked at your belly which was covered in one of Peter’s extra large graphics t-shirts, and said “ let’s get baking kiddo.”

“Ahh smells so good!!!” You exclaimed as you mixed the dough with the chocolate chips “if only I can taste it” you said with a slight pout, as you brought the spoon next to your mouth.

“Don’t you even think about it” said Peter making you jump in fright.

“OMG BABE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? SCARE THE BABY OUT OF ME?” You screamed as you placed your hand on your rapidly beating heart.

Peter, no longer leaning on the doorway of your kitchen made his way to you. His arms holding you in a soft embrace, as he muttered soft words to calm your poor heart. He kissed your forehead and apologized profusely.

“Y/n what are you even doing here? At this time? It’s almost 3:30?”

“I... well you see Junior over here got hungry and decided that it would be fun playing soccer in my tummy till he gets my attention which he did. So I came into the kitchen to see what is there to eat, but didn’t find anything that I wanted then I remembered that we have chocolate chips left so”

“So you wanted to bake cookies” said Peter with a beautiful grin.

“Oh you know me so well, Mr. Husband” you cooed as you pecked his lips.

He smiled at the gesture and shook his head at your cute antics.

“Well then, since you’re going to be baking cookies I might as well help you. Now go on sit down, and let me do the rest.”

With that he sent you out of the kitchen and put the cookies in the oven and cleaned the kitchen as you eagerly waited for them to be done.

You walked back into the kitchen to see if your treats were ready to eat instead you were faced with your husbands back who was in the process of cleaning the dishes.

“wait what are you doing here” you poked Peter’s arm. “i woke up when you kissed me” he shrug as he continued to do the dishes. “you know babe i really thought i was gonna get something more than just a kiss on the forehead since....well you know.... you were up during fuckboy hours but i guess not” he pouted and then winked “and since we are up now” he sang wiggling his eyebrows, you hit his arms laughing.

“Peter” you gasp “how can you say that and in front of your son ” you faked a shocked expression as Peter jokingly started to strip out of his pjs. 

‘wow a dinner and a show im so lucky’ you thought as you took a bite of a cookie.

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“ OMG BABE!!!!” Peter’s screams rang through the house.

“What what is? What happened? Who died” you came in as fast as you could while you held onto your belly.

“Honey walk slowly you might get hurt” Peter extended his arm for you to take and gently put you down on you shared bed.

“Nothing like that happened but I just realized that you due date is in a week!!!” He exclaimed. “ IN A WEEK!”

“Can you imagine it? A mini me will be waking around this very spot in a week, Y/n can you imagine!!!” He spoke, his eyes shining with each word.

You smiled “ well he won’t be walking yet but YES IM SO EXCITED! Oh that reminds me, I kind of bought some more baby clothes the other day with Nat. Only because they were so cute!” You gushed. “You should’ve been there Peter that store is magical” he laughed at your child like behavior and went to get the bag of clothes from the closet.

“Did you find it?” You asked, getting ready to get them yourself.

“I got it. I got it” he said as he brought a baby blue bag along with a big brown book.

“also look at what I found” he waved your photo album in the air and sat next to you.

“Awe look it’s little Peter with his little willy,” You pointed at your husband’s baby picture.

 Peter’s faced became red, he cleared his throat and turned the page to avoid any more of your comments,  “well its not so small now is it” he let out of a soft ouch and rubbed his arm because you hit his arm for saying such things near his soon-to-be-born baby

As you looked through the album of memories, you started to feel intense pain in your lower abdomen. 

Little driblets of sweat started to from on your forehead and you breathing started to be come more heavy. 

Peter noticed the change in your behavior and placed a hand on the small of back to calm you down. You smiled at him weakly, and grabbed his thigh when the pain became unbearable. 

“P-peter” you quietly let out, “I-I think it’s time” you said looking in between your legs and saw the small water soaking your pants. 

Your water broke.

Peter’s calm expression morphed into a panicked one as he hurriedly took the hospital bag and walked you to the car. 

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The dull colors of the Hospital was making Peter feel more nervous than he actually felt. The thought of something happening to you or the baby in the process of the delivery kept running circles in his mind due to the stress and anxiety he was feeling at that moment. He knew he should not be worrying both you and the baby were in perfect condition, but he was not able to get those nasty thoughts out of his mind. 

Peter felt someone’s hand be placed on his shoulder he quickly looked up and saw Tony’s warm brown eyes. Tony gave him a reassuring smile and open his arms to initiate a hug. Peter overwhelmed with emotion cried in Tony’s affectionate embrace. 

“I’m going to be father” he sobs “I’m going to be Father”. Tony pulled away and looked at Peter in the eye. He cupped his face and whipped the tears away. 

“I know you are. You’re going to be a great one at that.” Tony smiled at the boy whom he saw grow into the fine young man he is today. 

“IM GOING TO BE A UNCLE YALL!!!!” a loud voice rang through the hall. Peter laughed at the familiar voice. He saw his friend Wade wave at him dressed up as a baby sitting in a baby stroller, he waved at the two men while being pushed by Sam and Bucky. 

“He’s so gonna get killed by them by the end of the day” whispered Tony. 

“definitely” Peter said laughing.  

Peter left his father figure when the nurse came to tell him that the contraction has begun.

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You were sitting on the bed with your baby in your embrace, Peter walked up to you and kissed your chapped lips. He leaned forwards and whispered to you how well you did during this hard process. 

“I should go call them,” he kissed the baby and went out.

Peter walked out of the delivery room with a huge smile that light the entire room “you can come see him now” he said and walked back inside to sit beside you on the bed. 

Everyone made their way to the room, walking slowly trying not to wake your newborn. 

“he is so precious,” cooed Natasha as she softly grazed his skin with her finger. “Can I hold him?” she asked. You nodded and let your best friend hold your baby boy. 

“what’s his name” asked Tony as he walked up to the red headed who was caressing the infant. 

“Harry Benjamin Parker” Peter said smiling, “Y/n chose it, but next time i will be the one choosing the name for our child” Peter said and you nodded. 

 “ Next time?” Thor said laughing. “You already planed on the next time Peter?” Thor teased Peter after seeing his face go red. 

“Hey, Hey blondie, stop teasing my son, and auntie Nat can I please hold my grandchild?” Tony said showing his pearly whites in order to get Harry. 

“Why should you get to hold Harry next!” said Steve. “I am the oldest!” 

“No, I should hold harry next,” quipped Thor “It’s always an honor to be held by a god,” 

“A god? oh please, let me hold My God Son harry, since I am his god father! I am his Sirius Black,” said Wade. 

“Wade we never made you the god father,” Peter quietly let out as he took Harry back from Natasha’s hand in fear that something might happen while everyone is fighting to hold his son. 

One of the nurses walked in to your room worried because of the arguing she heard from outside. She would've never thought that one day  she would see the worlds mightiest heroes fighting to hold a baby, but here she was.

Furious because this is most certainly not how one acts in a hospital she kicked them out of the room, and lectured them about how to behave in a hospital.

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[helloh2o-posts-blog]

Hello fasting, bye sugar!

Hello! Welcome to my blog! Today, we’re going to talk about the crazy addiction we have when it comes to ADDED SUGAR. I would like to talk about decreasing our sugar intake and about getting started with Intermittent Fasting. Take a seat and a sip of H2o and let’s get into good health together!

Like you, I am stuck in this quarantine. One day, I started to do my homework assignments to help the time pass. I get my laptop, my agenda, and I started taking notes. I started to get hungry so I went to the fridge to grab a lemonade and I got a few cookies from the pantry. As I sipped my cold lemonade I realized how happy I was. As I bit into my chocolate chip cookies I realized my body started to feel excited but then it went back into a slum after I was finished having a snack. That’s when I realized that in this quarantine there are probably others who are struggling with their eating patterns. I realized that this small nudge of sugar was not as small as I thought… I was not only snacking in the morning, but I also was late at night. I knew that this was unhealthy and I knew I wanted to make a change for myself.

I introduced myself to INTERMITTENT FASTING and honestly it was the best gift I could give myself! According to Harvard Health, sugar is in almost everything we eat. It is also in fruits and vegetables and offers energy to our hard working cells. Americans everywhere, including myself, eat way too much sugar which puts us at risk for diabetes and heart disease. Intermittent fasting has helped me decrease my sugar intake. It helped me watch my caloric intake and had me feeling better both mentally and physically. With all of us struggling to maintain our health during quarantine, I wanted to share the top 5 benefits of intermittent fasting. I want to invite you guys to try intermittent fasting so that you too can feel your best while struggling to stay at home.

According to Healthline, intermittent fasting or IF has been around for centuries. Thousands of years ago, our ancestors would hunt for meals and go short and long periods without eating. IF allowed them to be at peak health and thus they survived through history for years and years. IF means to “cycle between periods of eating and fasting.” It can vary from person to person and certain cycles may hold different results for  each person. According to Healthline, one of the greatest benefits of IF is that it promotes blood sugar control and decreases our risk for diabetes. IF helps to decrease our blood sugar levels and allows our cells to properly rest and process energy more appropriately. A second health benefit is that IF can help reduce inflammation. Because the goal of fasting is to eat less and decrease your caloric intake, that means giving your stomach and digestive system a rest. As a result, it was found that those who fasted for some periods of time had less inflammation. A third health benefit of IF is that it can help enhance heart health by improving cholesterol levels and blood pressure levels. Those who did IF showed reduced levels of bad cholesterol by 25%. IF was also proven to lower the risk of diabetes AND coronary heart disease. This 4th health benefit deserves some critique. Healtlhine mentions that in a study of mice for a period of 11 months, the mice who did IF had better brain function and brain structure. While that finding is positive, it was not proven from a sample of humans. Although IF is said to help with brain function and structure I believe more proof needs to be given in order for it to be an actual proven health benefit. A fifth health benefit was that IF promoted increased weight loss and that it boosts the metabolism. I find this to be the most satisfying and most true health benefit of it all.

A few of my girlfriends and myself had weighed ourselves before our intermittent fasting journey. For myself in particular, I found that these health benefits were true. I started intermittent fasting in early march in order to decrease my caloric intake and specifically to decrease the amount of sugar I ate. The first month of IF and reducing sugar intake is the HARDEST! Something I have found is that many health articles never tell you how hard it is to become better. I want to tell you from personal experience that GETTING HEALTHY IS HARD BUT IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. After struggling to fast for a few periods, at the end of my first month it finally started to get easier. I slowly realized that after 3-4 weeks of fasting I did not have an urge to snack or to grab a sugary beverage. I was feeling lighter and like I had more agility when I woke up each morning. At the start of my journey I was close to 140 pounds.  Now that I have been intermittent fasting for close to 3 months I have dropped close to 10 pounds. The hardest part for me -and I’m sure for others- is not eating past your fasting times. It is super important to know that just because you mess up one day, it is not the end of the world! It is okay if you disrupt a meal period, my advice would be to understand that these things happen, and to start strong again the next day.

It is easy to feel discouraged and that is why I wanted to share my small journey with you. I, too, had many times where I wanted to give up, but I knew I wanted to make an impactful change. Being hoarded inside the house for months can be hell when you are tempted by so many snacks and foods. I want to tell you that you can overcome the need to reach in your cupboard. That you can overcome your addiction to sugar no matter how big or small. Know that it will be a journey that will contain bumps in the road. Healthy articles and healthful instagram pages make it seem like it is successful the first time around. Whether it is easy for you or something you think you can’t do, Im here to say YOU CAN. YOU CAN INTERMITTENT FAST. YOU CAN OVERCOME A SUGAR ADDICTION. YOU CAN TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR HEALTH.

Stay awesome, and stay hydrated ;)

-helloh2o-posts

Attached articles:

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/fasting-benefits#section5

https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/the-sweet-danger-of-sugar

[rosyerim]

pocket sized!nct dream

basically nct dream but,,,they can fit in your hand,,, also mark isn’t here but I couldn't find a dream gif w/o mark 

haechan;

usually sitting ontop of your right shoulder, judging every task you do

“why does your handwriting resemble chicken scratch?”

“your hair is greasy, you should wash it”

“that ramen isn't cooked properly, the water is too hot!”

“haechan I will throw you in the pot”

he shuts up realll quick

but then he's back to whining & will only shut up if you give him half a cookie since he can't finish it whole

he loves a good ole KUWTK marathon but you have to remind him he is not actually Kim kardashian and you’re not his assistant

once he was looking for his your headphones & started snapping his fingers at you to get them lol you weren't happy

he doesn't even have to try but haechan can make you laugh at literally anything he’s just naturally funny 

so whenever you’re in a bad mood, the boys send him out to you to sooth you & it usually works lmao

is like your own personal stylist, he makes sure to check out your outfit before you go out anywhere

when he doesn't like it he just gives you a certain look up and down

“you don’t like it? whats wrong w it?”

“that top with those heels? whats right with it?

renjun;

steals your pencils that are basically stubs so he can do some drawing of his own :’((

makes you stay up late with him to watch conspiracy theories about the universe but then falls asleep on your phone screen 20 mins in

loves when you buy little stones for yourself, for like protection & well being, etc and renjun will spends hours wiping them down & researching everything he can on the stones

uses your phone just so he can learn how to do ballet from the comfort of your house but is still too shy to show you a dance routine for now

hates hates scary stuff but insists on watching the documentary about serial killers & afterwards he usually ends up sleeping on the pillow your head is on because he swears he's being watched lol

prefers sleeping in your hoodie pockets but has had one too many near death experiences with you not realising & catching him as he falls out so now you carefully pick up any article of clothing you own

likes the piano tiles app because he can basically play it using his lil feets 

he also beats your high score so you're lowkey salty but so long as he’s happy 

comes to you first about all his problems & likes to have a lil venting session with you & him cuddled in the armchair, sharing a cup of hot chocolate because he doesn't like bitter things

sometimes when you’re feeling kinda down he sits down on your shoulder & sings to you softly in chinese because he doesn't want you to,,,feel alone,,,my heart,,,,take it(●´□`)♡

jeno;

the quietest boy out of the six and the sweetest little boy ever :’((

brings you flowers he picked out of your neighbours garden covered in dirt because he saw how stressed out you were abt studying & reminds you to drink your water <33

likes to sit on your lap watching morning cartoons, giggling away behind his tiny bowl of cereal 

is best friends with the next door neighbours cat yet is deathly allergic to them??

he nearly scared you one morning when you were woken up by jeno’s teeny screams from around your house but turns out he was just riding on the cats back

you ended up having to take care of him for two days since he got super sick

you tried to scold him but he was still on the high from being up so high so he's just like 

“okay I'm sorry I won't do it again (｡◝‿◜｡)”

goes on random junk food hunts around your kitchen, can be found eating half a dorito chip in your cupboard at 3am mood

has a newfound love for asmr’s & if you ever lose your phone, worry not because jeno has it & is watching; long nails tapping different objects for two hours, no talking, only sounds 

also looooves dancing so he likes free styling with jisung by the radio & gets all shy & blushy when you compliment him 

jaemin;

lives in your shirt pocket because its 1) close to your heart & 2) very warm in there & 3) doesn’t have to leave your side!!

loves you v much & expresses it by leaving little pecks on your fingertips :’)))

likes to sleep on your fluffy plushies because its super comfy to him

his favourite is obvi ryan

fave spot is standing on your counter doing the best he can to help you bake sweet treats

imagine him standing holding up a whisk attempting to mix the wet ingredients with the dry ones but ending up falling :(( 

bub gets sad because he's afraid he messed it up but gets happy again when you set him on decorating the cakes :)) he’s super concentrate & even goes as far as to write your name best he can with icing

if its long then he just writes ur nickname 

likes to spend some of his free time reading books

the first time you were really confused on why your english book standing on its spine, had pages opening randomly 

turns out it was just jaemin being an intellectual

 you end up helping him flick the pages tho after he gets a paper cut :(

he really milks it tho like

“oh no y/n my hand is in pieces, I think im dying ε-(≖д≖﹆)”

but once you give him a hello kitty bandaid & hugs he's okay

chenle;

likes to sit in the palm of your hand & talk to you about how your day went & about how his day went & the birds he saw in the sky today & how he likes ice cream & basically it’s him babbling away to you

but you don't mind it, he's so endearing :’)

goofiest little man, tells you random jokes he heard on the radio & gets all smiley when you laugh at them, even if they're not funny

makes you play dominos with him but by the time he's gotten three standing up, you've got the whole thing set up

doesn't stop him from pushing the first one down and shrieking in delight when they all fall in sync aw cute baby

he also watches some KUWTK w/ haechan as he loves the drama & he picks up the lingo 

“hey lele have you seen my phone?im so annoyed I can't find it”

“omg there are literally people dying y/n ੧| ‾́ー ‾́ |੭”

you end up banning them from watch it 

even tho he’s small he eats a loooott

he will eat an entire bowl of ramen if you let him & you try to stop him but all he has to do it be like

“please let me eat it all y/n i wont get sick i love u uwuଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧”

“oh of course you can you cutie here you go (n˘v˘•)¬”

he ends up with a tummy ache, again so you’re looking after him, again

not that you mind, he's the babiest of babies (˵¯͒⌄¯͒˵)

jisung;

can be found sleeping on top of the fluffiest make up brush you own

sleeps everywhere, likes sleeping under your carpet??

when you try waking him up he just falls back asleep in your hand :,))

if he's not sleeping, he's free styling by your radio and you can't help but record it

swears he doesn't like your slime yet you've had to help him out of multiple sticky sticky situations because he got too excited playing with your strawberry scented slime

watched one episode of gordon ramsay & swears he's the masterchef 

“aii that’s not how you fry the rice! you need to wait until it sizzles dude do you even know what you’re doing?!”

you set him down in the timeout corner

but he’s just chilling like

“if I get food poisoning its your fault (｡･･｡)”

picks up the local whiteboy lingo after he listens to his “lit asf playlist”

will randomly say aye & start nae naeing to you like, tapping your pen on the desk when you're studying 

won't admit it but loves when you cup him in your hands & sway him from side to side & he trusts you enough not to drop him

also has a weird habit of surfboard in the sink with a barbie surfboard & tells you to blow on the water so he can “surf”

you do it tho because his little giggles fill your heart

bonus; imagine all of them in little onesies of their fave animals & little cute hoods ♡✧。 (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡