#im fucking wheeeeezing

[autistook]

going through vinted for lotr stuff and this Éomer toy is making me go absolutely mental

[clownsuu]

it is i, one who drew mob rob for your other blog. remember when i said i couldnt draw old men? yeah apparently i fuckiNG LIED-

what happened to me. first gilf ive ever drawn. i drew these both in one sitting. this man has consumed me. i like his hair but drawing it makes me wanna cry. probably helps that i found a new lineart pen. i like drawing his hands. im writing fanfic about this motherfucker. thanks for infecting me im having a great time. thanks im losing my shit fr fr

WHEEEEEZE CONVERTING GAMERS INTO OLD MAN ENJOYERS LMAOOOOOO

[definitelynotshouting]

DEAR GODS. GUYS WHEN THEY CANNOT SHUT UP IN THE TAGS AND GET PERCEIVED ABOUT IT 😂😂😂😂

@legallycertifiedmcyttrash space au is a sci-fi scarian au that me and my friend @good-chimes (glossyblue on ao3) have been rotating at max speed and tossing at each other like a bouncy ball for like the past week now. The general premise i came up with is that Grian, the epitome of Just Some Guy (But There's Something Wrong With Him), has (what's on the surface) a meet-cute moment with alien!Scar while trying to find the owner of the very cute and mischievous catlike alien he's befriended while visiting Jupiter-based space station Hermetia.

A few things of note here:

It's been several years since the initial first contact; as there are no universal translators, negotiations on trade and treaties have been slow as each side attempts to learn multiple languages. This is new for EVERYONE, and diplomatic tensions are a bit fragile as a result.

The alien race (which we havent come up with a name for yet) is very felid-esque and has a variety of castes, some of which look a lot like uncanny-valley alien cats. Many of these specific caste-members are high-ranking leaders and diplomats.

The alien cat Grian is currently holding under his arm like a football while he searches for her owner is, in fact, one of these diplomats, and her name is Jellie. Scar is her (absolutely terrible) bodyguard.

Jellie knows just enough English to get by but can't really speak it. Scar knows absolutely zero English. They both, however, are basically fluent in Mandarin.

Grian doesn't speak Mandarin.

This results in a game of frantic pantomimes and charades on both ends until BigB, ambassador-in-training and the entire reason Grian is visiting this space station in the first place, gets called in to translate and smooth over the veritable disaster of a social faux pas that has just taken place. Jellie, who has some very specific ideas about diplomacy, and also thinks Grian fucking RULES, essentially says "yeah it's alright, he just has to join my retinue now." and suddenly Grian has a new job he can't refuse and it involves politics.

There's a lot more im not covering here, like some cultural context for Jellie and Scar's relationship, and the eventual plotline of Jellie's fellow high-ranking leader, Lizzie, having it out for her because of her ideas on diplomacy and trade relations-- and ofc the slowburn scarian that's happening because they've basically had to move in together, plus assorted cultural exchange hijinks-- but it's extremely funny, very heartfelt, and also involves fictional politics which is like catnip to me personally. And that is basically the cliff notes of space au, where we've barely even gotten into the worldbuilding for it but theres already so, so much material to work with WHEEEEEZE

[the-official-account]

Episode 20 let's go babeyyy

Oh kits on the recap hello!!!! I spent thirty seconds like "did essay go on T?" HFKDGSKDGKSGZZ

And oh yeah it is worrying about Jack right now...I hope he's alright. I hadn't really thought about it that hard...

Hearing Jordan and ila go "mhm, mhm" in unison is so funny because as soon as I realized Jordan's (usually three times) "mhm"s are like, a thing, I was like yeah. There's no way that's not gonna become a vocal habit for me now. It's infectious!

Talking about the schematics are making me think of the "👀 I also don't know how you party agent vellum" scene and it's sending me all over again. And I will NEVER get over the third T taekwondo.

JDVLSGDKD IM THINKING OF THE TRIPLE THREAT IN A COWBOY AU WHERE THEY'RE COWBOY BOOTS—this is not an advanced thought, but vellum in cowboy boot would be SUCH a look.

OOOOOOF vellum is shattering my heart into a billion pieces right now I just...he deserves to have a family that makes him feel....familial!!!!!

Couples dance happening on the same day as grey's arrival is .......hmmmm the pieces are piecing together! They're piecing!

The harvest and feast for singles and couples is pretty cool. OF COURSE DIAMOND IS IN THE COUPLES SHOW LMAO

Crystallis being a name for morpholomew sympathizers

I AM THE RAINBOW THAT LURKS IN THE SHADOWS WHEEEEEZE

Ohhh so stone skin is in Crystallis

GOD these facts are so good today

FIRST MENTION OF THE NAME IOSWITCH CROWSWADDLE he doesn't.....he doesn't know cars exist 😂😂😂

Louie zong never fucking misses

THE FUCKING DNDADS HOLD MUSIC. something about that tune is like a cat making biscuits with my brain

If Tatiana...okay not Tatiana

"for bad reasons to do crimes probably" 10/10 investigator shit

THE RADIO CUTS OFF?

Spar just became a customer service agent.

WAIT HOLY SHIT.

WAIT HOLY SHIT

Ooooooooooooof. Oof. Fuck.

JUST HAD TO TAKE A QUICK BOMB THREAT

Vellum hyperfocusing just like me fr <3

T....T Felspar...........

THE WAY I GASPED!!!!! JAKUB IS BACK!!!! I LOVE HIM! AND HE'S A REPORTER!!!!!! GAHHHH special place in my heart!

Ohhhh my god this comic book ass situation is gonna have my whoooole heart, isn't it? Fuck.

The three genders. Man, person, other.

OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING ON A DATE. Ipswitch completely forgot why he was here fjsjdvsodgsodg

SPAR AND VELLUM ARE HERE TOO IS THIS THE BIG MEET UP? WITH JAKUB HERE TOO?

Jakub! You're so forward! But oooh the obvious next step to the mysterious in-costume encounter.

AN EXPLOSION IN BEE BY THE SEA?

WHERE'S XBALA???

*Half of a building goes up in flames*

IC: Hmm...well there cutie pie! I've uhh. Gotta go shuffle some papers. Let's talk later, huh?

Jakub: 👁️👁️

Yeah the hotel is definitely a distraction, huh?

I love that ipswitch is gonna walk away from jakub, change behind a bush, and return to helping where Jakub is in a thin-ass disguise and I am SO pleased with this.

KNIGHTS ARMOR?

Oh my godddd these shenanigans are so good. The clovenheart vibes were also wonderful and the sense of the creeping past is a part of the slow I adore, but the urban comedy these episodes are becoming is SOOOO good also. This show is giving me everything. I am FEASTING. I am also nearing the lastest episodes, which does make me feel a little bit sad! But the anticipation of serial media is just as good as the binge, if to the left. Oh I'm so hyped.

@threeheartscast

[thatonegaybastard]

context: https://youtu.be/c5DoqH3wMiw

in dreambubble starbucks

OLLY: can i help the next guest please

OLLY: hello sir what can i get you

LURZAR, barely physically there: YEAH CAN 1 GET A MOTHERFUCK1NGGGGG

OLLY: PPFT-

LURZAR: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LURZAR: BURGER?

OLLY and also DRIZEE mostly DRIZEE: *literally cackling*

OLLY: sir we dont sell burgers here

DRIZZE: AAHAH- *COUGHH*

LURZAR: ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SE11-

DRIZEE: *wheeeeezing*

OLLY: we sell- *inhale* we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches-

DRIZEE: IM H22VING C2RDI2C 22RREST-

LURZAR: ...YOU TH1NK 1 KNOW WHAT A PAN1N1 1S?

DRIZZE: JSSKJSKSKSKSJSJSJSJSSJJSJSKSKSJSJSOH I C22NTGSBS-

JAY, trying to calm down DRIZEE: your good! youre good!! *pappapap* do that do t-

LURZAR, vaguely distraught: JUST G1VE ME A BURGER, EXTRA CHEESE.

DRIZEE: PFFTHEHEHEHEHE-

OLLY: NO we dont have burgers with extra cheese we have paninis with tomatos a-

LURZAR: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 1 NEEEED TH1S!

OLLY barely holding in her.laughter: NOOoo! sir! im gonna have to ask you to leave and you dont want me too

DRIZZE, JAY and now also JESS: *fucking dying of laughter in the background*

Knight of Hope (NOEL): *walks in*

LURZAR: WHY ARE YOU SURPRESS1NG FOOD FROM THE PUBL1C.

Basically everyone: JSJSSHNjsns

LURZAR: .

OLLY: NO. SIR. WE- WE CANT-

NOEL: What in the hell did i walk in to?

DRIZEE: IM CRYINGG

OLLY: do you- do you want coffee or tea?????

NOEL: What happened? Hold on- hold on-

OLLY: can i get you a caramel macchiato?

LURZAR:

LURZAR: YEAH 1'11 HAVE A BURGER EXTRA D1P.

OLLY: we dont have-

NOEL: Oh my GOD this guy? Really?!

LIZZOS: ill have two number nines!!!! a number nine largeeee!!!!!!

ZERZIA, completely straight faced: Im crying oh my god

OLLY: SIR this is a starbucks not a mcdonalds-

LURZAR: P1EASE THEY'11 TAKR MY W1FE 1F 1 DON'T GET THEM ANY.

OLLY: shshwhsh-

*general background laughter*

OLLY: SIR! YOURE AT THE WRONG STORE! YOU WANT A MCDONALDS NOT A STARBUCKS! ;-;

Jess: why are you buying clothes at the sohp store!!!!

LURZAR who is really not here in this bubble rn for.some reason: HE11O???????????? 1 WOU1D L1KE A BURGER. :(

NOEL: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD..........

OLLY: we.sell COFFEE and CONFECTIONARIES here sir! jesus christ- BOSS- gh- i- i need the manager-

LURZAR: C O M P O U N D

NOEL: WHAT

OLLY: SIR do you want to see rhe manager susan?

SUSAN: *FLABBERGASTED*

OLLY: susan hes- hes ordering from the ETHER- hes ordering a burger-

LURZAR: CAN 1 GET A FUCK1NG UHHHH

OLLY: NOOOO-

[toby-35]

Have you ever drawn Scott Bakula/Dwayne Pride?

IM SORRY OMG. I HAVE NOT

THE ONLY WAY YOU KNOW ITS HIM CUZ I DREW THE ENT UNIFORM WITH 'NCIS' ON.

SORRY ANON.

-CD (aka the person who cannot draw real people)

[minstrivia]

look this video of yoongi ascending ENDS ME

[vsa-pieldepapel]

kralsei shipper popping my head up from trenches of pointless-ship-wars to tell you that even though its not my personal fave your ralsusie content is fucking great and im actually jealous i wish we had more stuff like that

Oh my god don’t participate of ship wars wheeeeeze (if im real with you tho you have the one advantage of not randomly getting curveballed with accusations of homophobia and wishes for harm or death so...? Lmao. People get weirdly pissy about ralsooze ahshahshahs)

thank you personally im jealous of the krusies, I think their stuff is top notch I wish I was more into it and I strive to that level of quality. Glad you like! It means a lot when someone who has other tastes is still appealed to your art for what it is c:

[nameless-kills]

@arctighoul thank you for these tags, im in tears

(x)

[everything-laito]

my friend blindly reacts to HDB: Part 2 (Laito Dark Prologue-06)

Hi fellas! So my friend and I continued HDB last night, and here’s some iconic quotes from playing last night (I’ll be putting my own reactions in parentheses like the last time):

Laito Dark Prologue

“Can’t have shit with Subaru around” -@ Subaru breaking his (Yui’s) cellphone

“Bro, mans using a blue yeti” @ Laito whispering

“Aw thanks buddy” @ Laito kissing

“I even got kissed on the lips!” -his character [Yui] “I didn’t see that” -him @ that quote^

“What a prick” -@ Shu enrolling him in night school

“Idk what I did to deserve that” -@ being licked

“Any first impressions?” -me 
“he lick me. gross, germs” -him

[can you hold his heart?] “no, he’ll die”

Dark 01

“HE CALLED BILLIARDS A SPORT!” -me
 “IT IS!!!!” -him

Dark 02

“He’s hurted me” -@ being whipped with the torture device

“That’s a lot of snakes” -@ ふ (I DIED)

“We cant ask for him that’s who put us here!” -@ his character asking help from her father in her head

Dark 03

“What?” -@ Laito calling him bitch chan (I love when he jokingly responds to it irl it’s hilarious)

“Old mans joke might be correct because every other choice has been a screwball” -him trying to choose between the “naked apron” and “old man’s joke” (well at least he’s getting his character so far, makes me proud)

“Typewriter” -@ button blouse sound effects (THIS HAD ME WEAK)

“He thinks he’s so cool with that hat” (yeah he does)

Dark 05

So he dmd me this on discord and couldn’t say it out loud since his uncle was still in the room:

(D Y I N G—LAITO’S SPRITE DEFINITELY SEEMED HORNT AT THAT POINT TOO)

“Why is he being a loser right now?” -@ Laito in general LOL

“He thirsty, he just wants some soda” -@ Laito licking more

“I love the snakes! The snakes usually do bring a bad omen though. But it’s not their fault” -STILL @ THE ふふふ (I LOVE IT 😭😭😭 but yeah he’s right it’s a bad omen)

Dark 06

“His hair must itch his neck like a bitch being tucked into his collar like that” -@Laito’s hair

“Oh my god he’s so strong, he crushed a rose” -@ y’all know this scene

“WHATS WITH THE INTENSE MUSIC” @ when he started eating the rose

“HE ATE THE FUCKING ROSE?! NO!”

“That’s a snake with a cape” -@ な (AJDJSHS we love learning Japanese)

“THOSE ARE DIO BOOTS” -@ ん (iM DYING HES NOT WRONG) also proceeded to rant about DIO from Jojo and it’s too iconic to not put in here: "those are elf shoes, who let DIO have elf shoes? I guess DIO did. Who didn't tell DIO about his nasty, horrific drip?"

“I’ve had enough of this” -@ Laito kissing again (he’s probably figuring out why Laito’s doing it :’))

“I should’ve chosen Ayato instead. Nevermind I cant stand him. He acts exactly like he does in Dankabolik Lovers” (WHEEEEEZE I love Ayato but he's right)

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Not relating to playing the route but I decided to tell my friend that Ayato canonically believes in Santa this morning and he goes “so does Snake” (I keep forgetting he does) and “Ayato fucking would too” SHDGKL:F I’m dying

[dilutedapplejuice]

Ok you guys

So I’m watching Yakitate!! Japan (a show that’s literally just about bread, but it’s rly good go check it out)-

And

This

Guy

A really struck examiner who is really harsh

Gets on examinees’ bad side

And they...

They...

Oh god you’re not ready for this...

They start calling him names like egotist and whaterver

BUT THEN

-wheeeeeze-

They....

THEY CALL HIM A FUCKING FASCIST

AAAAAA

FOR FAILING THEIR DAMN BREAD

IN WHAT WORLD???????

DOES THIS SHOW EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?????

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA

IM SOBBING SO HARD RN

[tmrmary]

broadmoored​:

party crashers | danicamp + jowards

Asha’s expression turned into a somewhat slanted frown when Junior apologized. She didn’t want him to feel bad for however he reacted to whatever he was feeling, more along the lines of honesty and clarity on all of it now if he couldn’t afford it before. But Junior didn’t offer more than a bare bones explanation, and though that made her frown wanted to deepen, she pushed herself to focus on the fact that he was alright now and that Mick had helped him through it. His addendum to what brought him back to reason gave Asha a feeling on what he was talking about but no proper evidence. Still, she accepted it for now and as she spoke, she dipped her touch from his forearm down to his hand to squeeze slightly, “I’m glad he was there for you.” Make an assumption on what he was in his head about, Asha added, “They’re going to be alright, Vic. Just this one night, let us take care of you, okay?” 

She offered him a gentle smile before untangling her fingers slowly from his and stepping back, having consciously for a few months now, refrained from letting the intimacy between them linger for too unbearably long. “A milestone, huh?” She easily teased his enthusiasm, enjoying seeing him act a little more himself than she had all night. At the mention of Tahir, however, Asha raised a brow. She didn’t think she’d been too overt with whatever was going on between the man she was decidedly sure she was in love with and one of his closest friends…but Junior did know her better than most people. She shouldn’t have been surprised that he noticed the smallest inclination that she favored one of his friends over the others. 

It made Asha smile slightly to hear that she and Tahir had such an integral personality trait in common, but the gesture faded slowly to hear what the French man was responsible for. It was easy for her to play off the mention of Junior’s fiancée as surprise over his anecdote, she ever threw in a, “Wow, you’ve never mentioned that before,” for good measure. Absolutely uninterested in hearing more at a time when she was several drinks in and already had been working all night to put it out of mind that this party was meant to preface Junior’s wedding, Asha gave a chuckle that was not intentionally a little nervous. “We should go find the boys before they indulge themselves with drinks without us, huh?” 

Junior smiled, like he knew he would be looked after even beyond that very night. “Okay.” He uttered, confirming to her his trust in her promise. Feeling Asha bounce back Junior’s own enthusiasm made him feel more at ease with every second. He added, “Oh yeah. Definitely a milestone.” Followed by a little nod and a soft, joyful grin. Everything had been going smoothly, until Junior noticed the word ‘wow’ didn’t particularly sit right in her voice. At least, not like it had before. However, it had been too late as Junior had already succumbed to his good mood. And so after a couple seconds of that creeping insecurity, he just brushed it off as bump in the road, something he was possibly making up in his head and would get him worked up for no reason.

Junior thought about how the inception of his and Amy’s story never came up before. “I haven’t, huh?” In pure intention, only to be compared with the soul of a newborn pup, he realized he wanted to share that bit of his life with her. Just as he had shared every other thing about him, even the detailed parts even his band of baboons didn’t wholeheartedly understand. “It’s a funny story. I mean, Tahi had his own girlfriend at the time and Amy happened to be best friends with her-” Though, the moment had been cut off at Asha’s chuckle, his thought process being cut off. Then paused at her suggestion. “Oh, uh-” It didn’t take long for him to concede. “Yeah, yeah. Let’s go!” It wasn’t like he wasn’t going to go along with anything Asha said.

Junior and Asha went ahead and made their way over to the bar where Tahir and Mick had been hanging out, waiting for the next round of drinks to be placed down. As they’d sauntered over, Mick’s peripherals got a glance of the two of them, prompting him to call out “Oye!” It might not have been clear to Asha who he was addressing, but it was clear to both Junior and Tahir. “Are you really a riot as Tahi says you are?” He got up from leaning against the bar counter to better plant his feet on the ground. “I’m Mick, by the way. Victor’s partner.” He threw up a nod to her. “Well, go on. Tell us. Or better yet, sweetie, show it. After all, my dad always said ‘Guid gear comes in sma’ bulk.’” Yeah, it was a bit muttered that last bit, but even then, Junior could clearly tell the little bit of Scottish in Mick was bulging out. Tahir matched a glance with Asha a quick moment after, giving her a wide-eyed cock up of his eyebrows. A reference to his earlier comment that Mick could be a bit rough around the edges.

[definitelynotshouting]

OUGHHH sorry to be on anon, I need to make a proper tumblr to talk to people in hermitblr but currently I only have a sideblog and am not gonna expose my ten year old main aklsdjhfdklas, but I am the author of the romeo and juliet au tysm you made my heart grow warm and fuzzy and then explode I've never seen my fic mentioned out in te wild before <33333

to fuel ur theatre au brainworms, in the romeo and juliet au: mercutio is bdubs + benvolio is cleo, and jimmy and joel are sampson and gregory (two capulets from the start of the play they're such dumbasses my absolute beloveds), so we've got the design philosophy of the montagues and the capulets mirroring the aesthetics of the family and the bad boysss. (I never came up with a design for bad boy!Ren when he steps in as Tybalt instead of Grian during show week but I feel it's not too hard to imagine hehe)

but also (separately from that au, because I saw other talk of the life series and theatre and plays on ur blog) I constantly think about the life series as a greek tragedy, specifically in relation to the purpose of the series' inevitable tragedy being catharsis for the watchers (with the watchers also being literally the viewers). we love to see them suffer!!! but there's also a bunch of politics surrounding greek tragedies that Plato and Aristotle had discourse about that you can rope into it and tldr; my understanding is catharsis was Aristotle's answer to Plato's concern that tragedies' emotive affect could encourage rebellion against the state, with Aristotle saying that instead the cycle of pity and fear and eventual catharsis felt by the audience has a "purifying" effect that's like an emotional release from those emotions instead. Then with the extra layer of lore the fandom has surrounding Grian running away from the watchers, if Grian designs the life games, to the end of sating the watchers' need to emotionally feed (thank you Martyn for that piece of lore I'm stealing it jkfhdsk), the purpose of the games could be the cleansing of the watchers' discomfort with him running away and being a player and maintaining the status quo where Grian is actually the one in control !!!! even if he makes himself suffer. also different characters "curses" as their harmatia!! And, if we interpret the watchers as a fictional force AND the viewers simultaneously, then the chorus could absolutely be watchers who are vocal in the fandom - removed from the "players" (and OH how I love the dual meaning of minecraft players and players as in actors) but providing additional commentary and insight into what's happening that further feeds the emotional experience of the audience !!

alsooooo if you don't know the show "& Juliet" scar and grian are ALSO romeo and juliet in that to me, it's their last life/early double life era </3

theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre

YOOOOOOOOO HELLO OP YOUR FIC IS AMAZING AND IM GLAD I COULD REC IT BC IT DESERVES RECOGNIZED!!!!! Also all of this is AMAZING im so obsessed with bdubs being mercutio and cleo being benvolio. Thats incredible like HELLO????? based choices tbh thats so fun

Also super obsessed with the meta of plays feeding into the watcher canon (and im STILL not over martyn somehow accidentally canonizing a key element of my au, this is insane, i came up with the idea for watchers feeding on player emotions in SEPTEMBER OF LAST YEAR), thats so fucking neat, i love a good tragedy OUGHHHHH its so compelling.

Also no worries about being on anon!!!! I did that too before i finally cleaned up my main blog so all the posts were privated, and then changed my url to match this one so ppl would recognize me WHEEEEEZE. Smth that helped me was tagging my own sideblog in anon asks i sent, so ppl would know it was me, and i'd get the notif when it got answered. Ofc you might not be comfortable linking your sideblog, but if you ever made one you wanted to sign off with, thats the option i used for a while before using mass post editor to private my entire main blog!!!!

theatre theatre theatre!!! Your ideas are SO pog and cool my dude feel free to ramble to me any time :]

[cursed-saphire-hart]

tord "holy fuck she did cheat on me!!!"

WHEEEEEZE.

Im terrible.

But he's got some srsly bad dark magic swirling in that horn.

[santtanic]

IM WHEEEEEZING AT WOOYOUNG'S SMUT IM FGBSJKRFESFGVBJKKJCFDBVKJSFJK r u fucking kidding me?????????? ok but honestly i've never read something with candles and that made me rlly t*rn*d on! i love it?? it was actually more than i wanted heheheheh also i read the san & mingi smut too and english isnt ur native language? where are u from then? cause im pretty sure ur making good use of this language// btw how can i call u?

OMFBDJDJWIRJNTNGNFJRN WAHT

u like it? IM -

also im from brazil

i feel like there aren't much b-atinys so when i find out someone speaks portuguese im like "ok we're siblings now"

and u can call me bunny, perhaps (cause i often entitle myself that way)? also i dont feel like sharing my name publicly here? if u wanna chat just hmu u kno imma cute person SUSHFBGKFK

wbu anonie? how can i call u?

[wolfgirl0419]

Never in my life would I be able to see blessed images of a nightmare come true.

YKNOW WHAT!!!!! THIS IS A CALL OUT POST!!!!!

NEVER GET CLOSE TO TUMBLR USER @faranae oR SHE WILL SEND

36 BAGS OF SOURCREAM AND ONION CHIPS

TO YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE YOU JOKINGLY ASKED IF SHE WAS GONNA SHARE HER SOURCREAM AND ONION CHIPS THAT SHE WAS EATING MID-CALL

IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THIS IMAGE, YOU CAN VAUGLY HEAR MY CAT SAYING “motherfucker I’d be surprised if you didn’t disown”

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS BOX IS ONLY

H A L F

FULL…. THE OTHER HALF OF THE CONTENT THAT WAS IN THIS PACKAGE HAS INVADED A SHELF IN MY PANTRY THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY MEANT FOR LIFE-SUSTAINING MEDICAL SUPPLIES…..

BY SENDING ME THIS PACKAGE FARANAE HAS CUT OFF MY MEDICAL SUPPLY AND REPLACED IT WITH SOURCREAM AND ONION CHIPS SO BASICALLY

TUMBLR USER FARANAE IS SLOWLY TRYING TO KILL ME WITH 36 BAGS OF SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF THEM….. SO NOW I HAVE A HUGE BOX OF WAY TOO MANY BAGS OF SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS AND THE ONLY THING I CAN DO TO UNDO THIS MISTAKE IS TO EAT THEM….. ALL I TASTE IS SOURCREAM AND ONION…….

this is my new hell