#im fucking screaming i feel so bad but at least i looked cute

[faefeedee]

now tell me why the hell my partner accidentally sent this to my dasher LMFAOOO

[420korn]

BY THE SEA

⛧ when you and dwayne leave the dreadful beauty pageant to get some fresh air some things spill out, more than intended for the day.

- no warnings!! maybe mild cursing

(dwayne x fem! reader)

as you and dwayne flop on the worn-out chairs in the random room you two stumbled in you sighed.

this whole roadtrip that dwayne basically begged you to go on was chaotic to say the least. his grandpa passed away, he found out he couldn’t fly jets, that damn horn on the car wouldn’t shut up, but you still were there for dwayne.

you really liked dwayne. it was a miracle that he actually allowed you to talk to him and become somewhat apart of his life. he didn’t let anyone do that. you had to admit you have a crush on him. but you knew he didn’t like you, most definitely not.

you snapped out of your hazy thoughts as two little girls ran across the hall. giggling in puffy skirts, tons of makeup they didn’t need, and reeking of fake spray tan mixed with strong fruity perfume.

you had already had enough of that shit after seeing a room full of girls who looked like that. as you were about to sit up and ask dwayne to leave he spoke for you

“let’s get out of here.”

“yes please. my head hurts from all the colors.”

-🦇

you two ended up on the pier, watching as the waves clashed with each other and people screaming with joy. you smiled to yourself.

you took a glance at dwayne, knowing that it was stupid because if you looked you wouldn’t be able to pry your eyes away.

you looked at his dyed jet black hair flowing in the wind, his shirt going in all different directions as he leaned up against the wood.

he finally looked up at you, feeling the pair of admiring eyes on him.

“what?” he said with a grin

“nothing.. im sorry for everything that happened today. it’s been fucking crazy.”

“it’s okay really. im sorry for making you come with me. if i knew it was gonna be this bad i wouldn’t have even thought you should’ve came.”

“no it’s okay! im happy i came. im happy i was able to comfort you..” you said taking a risk with this response.

dwayne’s face slightly heated up at this comment, even if the winds made it as cold as ever.

“i have a question though..why did you ask for me to come?”

dwayne’s face heated up even more. he thought it was obvious why he asked for you to come, why he said if you came he would go. dwayne was head over heels for you. you both had the same music taste, sense of humor, style, and he thought you were stunning. the way you tried so hard to adjust to him and his calmer life style made him even more in love.

he honestly didn’t know whether to hide his admiration by making a quick white lie..or to truly show his feelings.

dwayne stared down at the ocean with one thing on his mind ‘fuck it’.

now dwayne would never have this type of confidence, but some random talk with his uncle frank about how you only live once, and to do whatever you want and fuck the rest, got him to change his thinking

“i thought it would be obvious.” he said trying to make it subtle.

“what do you mean?” you said confused.

“i like you.”

it was silent..the wind blowing across the sea becoming louder and louder as dwayne looked and read your face.

nothing…

but then..a shy smile. he didn’t even realize he was holding his breath until he let out a deep sigh.

“really?”

“yeah..i’ve liked you for a while ya know..”

you smiled even harder at him, more red and pink tints filling your cheeks. he was trying hard to not smile but couldn’t help it.

“youre so cute” you said focusing on his eyes.

he looked down, embarrassed by how hot his face was.

you slowly crept over to him, closing the distance between you two. you reached for his hand on the railing and held his pinky with your own, not wanting to move too quickly.

he picked himself up off the railing looking at you for a moment and back to the ocean

that’s when he felt a pair of lips softly kiss his cheeks, the gloss in which covered your lips definitely staining it. he looked down at you, a grin on your face.

“you ready to go inside?” you said now taking his hand in yours.

>🎱🐼📖

THATS IT!!! bro i know months ago i said i would post more, BUT I HAD NO IDEAS. this just came to mind when i was randomly watching little miss sunshine for the 20th time. plzplzplz request some stuff so i can have motivation to post and have good ideas PLEASE!!!!

thank you for reading !! 🦈💤🤍

[sherwees]

cw : cheating (that's it)

busy idol boyfie winwin that'll take you out everyday even after stressing practices whenever you weren't "busy" with anything. he knew that you had time to visit him and his suspicions stayed high on his mind but he'll never want to make you upset so he just pushes his conflicting thoughts to the side.

winwin loves coming home after a long day and having you sit on his tense,sore lap whilst you whisper all types of praises; his hands rubbing soothing circles into your plush thighs. especially when you say his real name, it makes him feel all warm inside and makes him relish in the moment. But, knowing that deep in his gut, he knows that you're slipping right through his fingers.

he hates when you're mad at him. those times that he questions why there's a certain amount of makeup on one part of your neck but you only dismiss it and move away from him. he'll spend the rest of the week thinking about how he could make it up to you and even asks his fellow groupmate and best friend yangyang about it but his advice is only him saying to stay away from you so it's only futile. he just ends up buying chrysanthemums for you (hendery's advice) and you end up catching hay fever but at least you accepted them.

and he also hates that you mention yangyang nearly everyday. “yangyang bought me it” “yangyang said..” or you just reusing a cheeky joke from the orange haired goblin. he also wonders if you were "playing" around with yangyang behind his back because he'll never mention the gifts or when he would ask him about it, he'll act oblivious and cut the conversation right there. there was a problem, he doesn't think he could fix it.

your hands on the headboard keeps your stature as you ride his cock. the silence of it all made it feel so solemn.. winwin didn't feel the lovey doveyness of it all anymore. he was quite turned off at this point and it was even the fact you had your eyes closed.. what the fuck? winwin wished you could just simply open your eyes to see his unamused expression or the fact that he's gone soft inside of you already. it was so fucking awkward just seeing you mumble to yourself, it only made the turmoil of anger worsen. he didn't want this to end but you were being fucking rude.. his dick game wasn't bad because he made you cum before, maybe even scream but what was your fucking problem? there was a cork in his throat, that cork turned into the words. the more he paid attention to his gut, the more he would listen to your mumbling;

“s’ so big”

“im yours and nobody elses”

“I will, I will..”

“hmm.. you're sure bigger than him”.

okay now what the fuck. so you wer– are fucking with him? I mean you grabbing your shit and storming out after he simply asked, “are you fucking liu yangyang?” was an overreaction, I mean you were able to simply cheat on him so..? the looks that yangyang gave him was a contrast from hendery's “I feel bad for you and I wish I told you but you're still a loser” looks even pissed him off more. I mean he couldn't even comprehend why you would do that; he gave you everything you wanted and you just ran for the arrogant sore loser in his group. yangyang's dick game was oftentimes mentioned only by himself,

“well I only fuck with real bitches because only high classes deserve this dick” like ew?

winwin took another harsh bite of his subway sandwich, it felt like his teeth were poking at his gums and his jaw hurt from chewing; he ended up just slamming his sandwich down on the table and leaning back with his arms folded. xiaojun looked at him crazy then returned to his phone which only made him mad enough and tears started streaming, bit by bit that only pushed his anger into loneliness.

“this is captain liu huge cock speaking..” ; from when he wore that stupid pilot outfit for their seasons greetings 3 years ago and he had that walkie talkie thing in his hand, his lips forming into a crisp smile.

“yangyang bought me this really~ cute necklace, wanna see?” ; from when you turned around in the summer dress that winwin bought you that same week; all giggly and smiley over a silver flower necklace. He remembers looking at the pandora bracelet on your tan wrist and all it's charms, winwin never had the time to take you anywhere now so he guessed it was yangyang again.

“do you think I could impress her” ; from that one time when he stood by the dormitory's bathroom doors before a party, texting YOU actually. he looked between the photo of you wearing the dress you got and the little slit in the bathroom door that let him see; yangyang fixing his collar of his suit. You sent another image of you in a lacey butterfly bra from Victoria's Secret through his peripherals and his eyes darted from the screen and back to the slit in the door once he heard Hendery say something also.

he turned back and yangyang's head appeared like a whack a mole in the doorway with that stupid innocent look in his face, eyes with a sad glint with a slight pout to his lips “don't be a snooper.. babe~” yangyang lilted with a smile before laughing at himself; winwin noticed that he tried to mock your unique tone.. he was also sure that you've never said that to him before. yangyang's pupils directed to something else, winwin's eyes searched for what he was looking for or at but he soon realized that he was looking at his phone and his smile widened.

his wrist immediately turned the phone away, looking back to him with an uncertain look that he, himself couldn't even describe till this day. yangyang only sighed before raising an eyebrow at winwin, his lips slightly distorted because of the laugh he held and once he popped his big ass head back in, he obviously started laughing.. boastfully..

The memory ended adruptly once winwin felt a headache incoming. his fingers found his temple immediately, massaging circles but immediately stopped his ministrations once he remembered the better times.

when you were both together.

next episode >>>

[angellurgy2]

hi this is a story i dont think i ever posted here where i was fucking around with writing a relatable dissociated victim. its currently unnamed and its about someone having their place in their own head fucked with really bad by some kind of hypnotist esque person.

A void swirls around me. my eyes are blanketed in a deep, ephemeral grayscale sky. stars of red and green and blue scatter around me, mixing together, granting a small beauty through the null. its like space, if it was imagined by a kid with aphantasia who’s never looked into the sky before. i used to love space when i was younger. this wondrous, beautiful extremity of the world, with so much potential. so much to learn, to explore. its awe-inspiring. there is nothing like that to take from this soulful space,  though, for it is not a space in the sense of celestia, but a blank space. an empty fragment, visualized. is this supposed to be my ‘happy place’? i always wanted one of those.

i hear a piercing scream, echoing from the outside i cannot see. i recognize the voice, but i don’t know it. a shaking, grabbing at my form. who are you?  it shouts at me. no one. im sorry. why am i sorry? is that an emotion, if so it might be the first semblance of one ive felt. i think it was more instinctual. sorry, im rambling. rambling to myself? stop apologizing, body. i have a body, huh. i begin to feel, it takes me a while to figure out what, while the shaking continues. oh, those are my legs, i guess? i remember having those. not the tactile sensation, but the existence. i dont think i use them much, they’re worn with cuts and bruises and the whole body aches as it steps onto its feet. i can feel my eyelashes flutter as i peer into the behind of my lids. they well with tears. why am i feeling, stop it. stop it. i don’t want this. i can move my arms again. i don’t like this, put me back. please. please stop touching me. 

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

not my voice. why does it sound like that. why do i sound like that. that’s not me. please stop? grabbing at me more, feverish touch, groping fingers, rotten. outside of existence.

the police are here. 

nononononono not again. who- why. why. maybe i can run. fuck. the screaming’s inside now. i left it, please dont bring me back. my feet move of their own volition, dragging my desecrated corpse through the halls, out of the depths it hibernates. creaky steps up the wooden stairs, a door unlatching, her faint instructive whispering in my ear, the sound of heavy boots on the porch, i see nothing but noises. 

words slip from my chapped lips, a routine carved into my instincts. “hello officer” i choke out.  “hi sir.” i twitch. take his gun take his gun take his gun take his gun. sigh. its the shame shpeal as always. blah blah we’ve gotten some reports worried for your safety blah blah blah. traitors. they always do this when i disappear. let me die. the lies slip from my tongue so easily. im fine. they’re worried for nothing. i totally ate today yes. the blood stains aren’t fresh. the scars are old. no i dont know who that woman i- wait what woman? some thoughts finally rush to my head, i dont remember having a porch. wasn’t i in a studio? it would’ve been easier to die there what’s going on- a hand reaches into my hair. makes it feel better. yes of course i know “her”. yes i’m happy, can’t you see my smile? :)

I dont know if any of the pigs believe it but they leave without a second thought. fucking cops. pathetic. the lady yells out something nice at them. makes me squirm for a second. something angry bubbles up in the body’s head. i close the eyes and shut it down quick. no use for emotions in a carcass. 

a hand tugs into the hem of my neck. my shirt. forgot i had one of those. forgot those were a thing, honestly. i hope its cute at least. my limp form is pulled backwards through the front door. i almost fall but something else picks us up. i start to lose myself in the greyscale again before the sanctity of my eyelids are forced open, gazing directly into the asynchronatic blue and hazel eyes of an unrecognizable being. i’d say her beauty startled me awake if i wasnt so unsure this is even real.

apparently she was talking the whole time, because now we’re in the living room. i think? i forgot what that’s supposed to look like. her voice now tuned to the ears, i jolt at the sudden audio input. she sees and tilts her head with a mock smile. i think. her eyes glare into me like she’s staring into my absent soul. “Mutt.” 

dizzy. body moving away from me, again. so far. i watch it fall to its knees. fading. i can’t look at myself. she’s just smiling. bark! i feel familiar body spasms but don't see any physical representation. i never thought id miss the bodily prison. bark. bark. tilting its head to the side. my nonexistent hands clench tight. the woman brings her left leg to rest on her right, twirls her finger and we- it rolls over, instantaneously. like its ingrained into its programming. short-circuiting mental wires twist and fray in the head i unassuredly inhabit. pulling, twisting at cords between me and the form, voices berating myself for wanting back in as i thoughtlessly climb. 

her eyes suddenly glare upwards, past my head, almost as if directly into the ‘me’ i can feel. another twisting grin, teethy and sharp. “are you alright, dear?” her voice is malevolence. staring into the sky, she lifts up her hand, causing the body to jump on its hind legs, twirling stupidly. another chuckle slips from her lips, reverberating all around me. “want back in?”  teasing. who does she think she is- who even is she? i growl. not as a dog. she smiles again, and with a snap of her fingers i am slingshotted back into physicality, gasping for air, breathing new air into new lungs. i come out twitching uncontrollably, trying to forget, need to forget, get out of place again. i shut my eyes tight and pretend nothing is real. nothing is real, it cant be. 

tsk tsk. “you’re not getting back out so easily, girl.” she growls, clicking her tongue. she does a quick pulling motion with her hand, and my body is suddenly flung forward with it. leashed. thrown into the armchair beneath her. i throw my hand at her face, without thinking, imprinting a bright red into her skin. i flinch. // add more here //

“who do you think you are, DOG.” she yells, my body wants to curl up into a ball. “i FIXED you, and you don’t even recognize who i am!” she presses and grinds the toe of her leather boot into my legs. into cuts i dont remember existing. i collapse the second pain courses through me. “you need me, girl.”

the air is choked out of me. ripped out exorbitantly. i trudge through the pain, look her in her perverse face and spit. bitch. she digs her boot harder into my leg. i squeal in a pitch i’ve never reached before.

“seems like someone needs some more time alone in her room-” she grins. the body shudders what does she even get from this? pleasure? what has she done to us? me. why is this so different. how can she make me be here? her hand pulling at the collar of my shirt jolts me out of thought. pinprick goosebumps run up my arm. body tics from the disembodied draft in the air. i am forced despite myself, dragged across dirty ceramic floors. i scream. i cry. i hit. i thrash. everything i can muster at once, leads to nothing. i remember the feeling of weight, yet she throws me from the floor into the back of the empty room with no effort. spine stings with anger. careless fucking-

“you’re gonna wish i had kept you disembodied. doll.” she leans against the doorway so non-chalantly. like im not quaking with pain. “i’ll make sure you dont forget this next time, at least.” and she pushes the door. 

i scramble on the floor fighting the pain surging through my joints, clawing at the floorboards to get to the door as it slowly closes. no use. closing, closing, closing, my ragged dirty fingernails almost reach it but fall just short. the last thing i see before the door closes and the darkness takes hold is her twisted, eldritch smile mocking me through the gap.

[celefrfr]

hiii!! can i get an angst to comfort joost fic where the reader is just having a really hard time lately w everything. like family, work, and just everything in general is stressing her/them out so they get really distant bc they feel bad about burdening joost and joost jusr shows up at their apartment and is like “why” and they break down in tears and it ends all fluffy?

February i almost died.

notes: this is actually a bit gotten from a real story, i removed the happy part of it , made parts different , and i just added joost lol, im good now, dont villanize my mom, she was very sad too because she knew i was always crying, shes a good person

summary: literally look at the request 👍

relationship:joost×fem!reader

WARNING! theres a part where Y/N commits sh (head banging)

Reader was always a very clingy person to Joost, always texting him, asking him to hang out, going to restaurants, but, november came, her mental health started to go down, she felt lonely, like nobody wanted her, like she was a burden, she never spoke, whenever she did she'd get ignored, she always argued with her parents, she made each of them cry at least once, she was guilty, she was close to running away from everyone and never coming back, the only thing stopping her was that she didnt have any money to use, one day, she was in her room listening to music, bawling her eyes out, in fetal position,her mom came in, she kinda screamed "go shower, and do your room." her voice cold "CANT YOU SEE HOW DOING RIGHT NOW?" Y/N screamed back "Y/N, youre never happy." her mom left and closed the door, Y/N got up, and slammed her head into the wall twice, she got white flashes each time, joost lived in an apartment, attached to hers, he could hear the banging, the crying, the screaming, as Y/N was pacing back and forth in her room just crying, joost was trying to find her , she didnt want to be a burden to him, so she ran to a public bathroom and just cried there, her eyes were already puffy from the day before since she cried everyday, when she calmed down, she went back to her house and into her room, just to find joost talking with her parents, he was almost screaming, arguing "YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER IS ON THE VERGE OF KILLING HERSELF OR RUNNING AWAY AND WHAT DO YOU DO? OH YEAH, LETS SCREAM AT HER A BIT MORE, MAYBE SHE WILL BE HAPPY, WHERE IS YOUR COMMON SENSE?" he yelled, her dad yelled back "SHE TRIES TO MAKE HERSELF A VICTIM,SHE NEVER LISTENS" joost didnt even answer, he noticed her rooms door closing so he ran and found her on her bed, staring into nothingness "what happened?" he asked, his tone concerned, he was almost gonna cry too, Y/N didnt answer, she just fell into his arms,crying, she showed him the mark of her head on the wall to him, he didn't say anything, he just packed her bags and got her to his house, made her favorite tea, atleast attempted to, since it was an ethnic recipe, put it near his bed, and got with her, trying to comfort her, he held her to his chest, she gave him a faint kiss on the cheek, the stubble hurting her face a bit, she didnt care, since it was him "Why didnt you tell me anything?" he asked "i didnt want to be a burden to you." she answered, he didnt say anything, just hugged her, he saw her eyes getting heavy, almost falling asleep on him, she looked so cute but so miserable, the only things keeping her alive were him and her phone, he kissed her, and told her "just know that if you even ran away i would find you and come with you.", the period of her life that went from november to february finally ended, she was there, felt happy, loved, for once.

[stupid-and-cute-are-enough]

it WAS 1:30 am and now i've got finals in mere hours so obviously this is how i should be spending my time. behold: screaming and crying publicly over @get-rammed's montgomery gator doodles

starting off STRONG with this beauty:

THE FULL-BODY HUG???? THE SKIN ON SKIN CONTACT??? one thing you MUST know about me is that i am WEAK for when the bigger partner wraps themselves around their s/o WEAK I SAY

(also monty's nose????? it's absolutely darling and so perfect for his lil face)

KEEPING ON THEME WITH WERE-MONTY

specifically the face................ he looks so dejected...................so tired................ so sad...................baby has had a ROUGH night and i desperately want them to be better 😭😭😭 (the HAND HOLD???? THE TEAR STAINS??? AUGHH)

we already KNOW how i feel about this one after all i'm that motherfucker who was so consumed by this doodle that i asked ram if i could clean it up and otherwise go insane over it we already KNOW that this doodle has me on my fucking KNEES

again THE FULL BODY HOLD??????? THE SAD EYES???? HE HOLDS ONTO THEM LIKE THEYRE SOMETHING PRECIOUS 😭 monty is trapped in a life he pretty much hates and they've gotta be one of his only sources of comfort 😭😭😭😭 i imagine the anon has to pull wayyy more hours once monty becomes a glamrock so they're constantly exhausted but desperately wants to be there for their struggling friend and vice versa for monty (and how pissed monty must get w/the virus bc why the fuck should he feel bad for them when it's HIS life that got screwed over?)

everything i just said applies to this one too except with more melancholy bc it feels like when you have to wait for your loved one to fall asleep so you can slip away quietly (but, of course, monty is holding on, so he'll be disappointed sooner rather than later)

:(

MOVING FUCKING ON TO THIS NEXT ONE OHHHH MY GOD YOU GUYS PREPARE YOURSELF

THE SNOOT RUBS???? THE HAND ON ANON'S CHEST???? THE BLUSH????? THE WAY HE RUFFLES HOW OWN HAIR 😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BEAT UP MR. FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT HIMSELF GIVE MONTY HIS HAIR BACK!!!!!!

but seriously this one is just SO cute 😭 gator golf monty were such simpler times and it DESTROYS me knowing where they go from here :( ik both of them heal together in the end but they hurt so much between those two points AUGHH THEY DONT DESERVE IT 😭😭

GOING BACK TO WERE-MONTY

THE SHIRT??? THE SKIN-ON-SKIN CONTACT???? literally what else is there to say i rest my case moving on

THE CASUAL INTIMACY????? THE SKIN ON SKIN????? THE ANONS SILLY LIL SMILE AND ALL THE LOVE BITES?? look im down bad for monty as much as everyone else here but good LORD there's something so tender about non-sexual touch (esp with minimal clothing) 😭😭 its so special to me............. they're so happy to have each other i am ILL

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SCREAMING AND CRYING THEY'RE SO SILLY TOGETHER!!!! LET THEM BE SILLY AGAIN THEY DESERVE IT!!!!

look at them they're up to MISCHIEF they're up to NO GOOD <3 and freddy is RAPIDLY APPROACHING (side note SWEETS??? 😭😭 i love all of monty's nicknames but something about "sweets" makes me AUGH................. it's so cute...............)

BONUS:

MORGAN <333333 WHAT A MASSIVE W TO TRANS-MASCS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wouldn't wanna be represented by ANYONE else

feddy <3

last but not least the comment i left (with my user and pfp blocked out bc you don't get to know me like that) on part one of project starlight that strikes fear into me to this very day. ignore my spelling mistakes i was going through it

i would've also grabbed a screenshot of the monty plush bc i feel special every time i look at one bc ram thought my comic was cool and it instantly became a core memory but this post has taken LONG ENOUGH!!! SLAP A SHIPPING LABEL ON THIS BITCH AND SEND IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[otakubimbo]

DOUBLE DATE

Pairing: Gojo Satoru x f!Reader

Warnings: MDNI, Smut, Exhibitionism, Fingering, Profanity, Established Relationship, Not a single OUNCE of fluff DID NOT PROOFREAD & may have been a bit tipsy

summary: Nanami invites you and your bf Gojo out on a double date to meet his girlfriend. Everything should go fine, right?

Day 1: Exhibitionism

GOJO NSFW WEEK 2K23

A/N: this is mild&late but i couldn't get into my account on my computer yesterday :/ but it was uploaded to ao3 yesterday so techinically im still on time

There was no way that Nanami or his date couldn’t tell that Gojo was finger fucking you under the table. You knew it was going to be a bad idea to go on this double date, an even worse idea when your lovely boyfriend Gojo set out a dress for you to wear for the night. A dress that left little to nothing to the imagination. The dress fit like it was made for you and knowing Gojo it probably was. Your measurements had been burned into his brain from his own hands on your body.

So now here you were, in a dress that barley passed your cunt getting finger fucked in a restraunt. This wasn’t the first time he’s pulled this shit either, but he is impressed by your current restraint. If he couldn’t feel for himself how your tight cunt was pulsating around his fingers, he wouldn’t have even known you were about to cum. Your face and body language were cool, calm, and collected but internally you were screaming. Screams of definite pleasure.

“So, how long have you all known each other?” The, from what you can tell so far, lovely woman Nanami wanted you to meet asked. You couldn’t really remember much about anything she’s said though because immediately when y’all sat down Gojos hand went straight up your dress.

You were doing your damn hardest thought to focus on her words and not sweat out your edges. It took forever for you to slick down your edges into this cute low puff you had going on. You were not going to let Satoru and his fingers ruin it, at least not yet.

“In high school” Your reply was cut short by a quick pinch that was placed on your clit, which you cry to cough your way through. You chug the rest of your wine pretending to clear your throat. A low chuckle comes from Gojo, and you step on his foot. “Sorry, I had a bit of a tickle in my throat. If you’ll excuse me right quick.” You politely excused yourself, knowing that you’re definitely leaving a trail of arousal behind you, but you couldn’t take it any longer.

When you’re finally in the bathroom, you can let yourself go for a second.

“fuck fuck fuck fuck” your breathes came out ragged.

Your panties were soaked, and you were leaking everywhere. Luckily, you had wipes in your purse. Always prepared. You calm your core down with some steady breathing and the lack of stimulation. After you’ve cleaned yourself, you get ready to leave but the door swings back towards you. Blocking your entrance is the villain himself, Satoru. He looks between your legs and sees that they are dry and pouts.

“Why would you clean up your mess when that’s my job” He stalks towards you, grabbing you by the back of your legs sitting you on the sink. There was not ever point of resisting him.

“Satoru” You plead knowing what’s going to happen next. “Nanami and his date are waiting. I’m sure.”

He moves himself to settle right between your legs, mouth licking your ear.

“I’ll be quick, I promise. You’ve almost gotten me there anyways.” He presses his bulge right against your core. You wanted him, badly.

“What if someone comes in” You gasp as his mouth makes his way along your neck.

“They won’t. Infinity up.” He says into your shoulder as he nips and sucks.

“Fuck. Fine” You relent. Before you can register his pants are dropped and he’s preparing to enter you.

“Just make sure you cum” He smirks at you before thrusting in, which brings an unholy sound from you.

“Fuck ‘Toru” you grasp at his back as he pounds roughly into you. His tip kisses your most sensitive parts.

“You knew I picked that dress out for a reason.” He grunts inside of you. “And you wore it knowing I was going to fuck you in this restaurant.”

You can’t help but clench around him because of course he was right. You moan his name loudly; he was hitting all the right spots. The build up in your core was about to explode but you knew he wasn’t even close, and you wanted him to cum with you.

“You really are the honored one, baby. The way you’re going to make me cum” You moan into his ear and the noise he makes in response is feral. He runts into you faster and harder, spurred on by your praise.

“Fuck, yeah, I am. And I alone will fill you up.” His hand is at your throat as he says this, pained expression on his face which you know means he’s going to cum. That makes you cum almost as his words finish. Your back arches and your cunt suck him in even more than what should be possible. The erotic noises coming from your mouth, doubled with the way your cunt was milking him had him spilling into you soon after your own release.

You’re both breathing entirely too hard as he slowly slides out of you. His dick still connected to you as he exists by your combined juices.

“And now we can go finish dinner.” He smirks at you as he puts his wet dick back into his pants. Leaving you with just a kiss on the forehead, still on the sink exiting the bathroom. You go about cleaning yourself up, again, as you prepare to go back to the table. Fixing yourself up in the mirror before you leave but as you go to open the door again another disturbance, Nanamis date. The expression she held made you think she may have heard you and Gojos encounter.

“Oh uhm, my bad excuse me” You blush trying to move out of her way.

“Actually, I was coming to make sure you were okay because Gojo took so long to come back with” She said avoiding eye contact with you. That bastard.

“Oh yeah, I’m fine. Just heading back now.” You knew even with your darker complexion there was no way you weren’t red. You move past her to exit the bathroom.

“I can just hope Nanami is only half as good.” She whispered behind you, which just made you squeeze your eyes closed in embarrassment. Because yes, his infinity was up but that didn’t make it soundproof.

“But don’t worry, I won’t tell. Your secret rendezvous is safe with me. “ She nudges you in a friendly manner.

“Thanks” is all you could get out because what a first impression on your double date.

[neetily]

꣑୧ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── MATCHUP EVENT: Date #5

♡ cupid's victim number five!! ♡

lets goooooo! so very honoured to be able to do your matchup, my love. here's hoping that you enjoy who i pick... even if it's not who you were expecting!! (don't worry, it's not them hehehe...)

─ you have one new message from...

Whitney . . .

meet me after school tomorrow or else slut. wanna show you my place properly. only cause i hate your shithole home x

Why? now, you might think i'm just being a bit biased here... but i promise that im not!!! i truly think that whitney is the guy most suited for you, mostly because he'd be able to handle your anger when it pops up. holding you tight to his chest, making sure you calm down in his arms when you really need it. he'd be so good at physical restraint, which i think you'd benefit from! y'know, feeling his weight upon you and such? but also, he'd be able to just take your bad moods when they come with such ease; like he just gets it, y'know? it helps that you two share similar issues, i think. leading to him understanding you on such an intimate level, more so than anyone else, i believe. i also think that he'd match your dark humour the most! riffing off of you effortlessly, making you laugh all night long with his crass and curt approach to jokes. also, he aligns with your enemies to lovers trope love so well, right?! the bully who falls for his victim, ugh... so cute <3 and, in spite of appearances, i do genuinely believe that he's honest deep down. it might take him a bit to open up to you, but even when he tries to hide his truth, it's so easy and plain to see on his face! someone who can't help but be body honest with you, y'know? i think he'd absolutely adore your body type too, i just know it okay !!! loves to tug and pinch and squeeze at your sides, loving all on your tummy and thighs any chance he gets. and he'd appreciate the fact that you're so willing to help, willing to love him in spite of his faults. in love with how big your heart is, even if it's difficult for him to admit at times... he would find so much comfort in you, i think.

i think he'd be really protective over you, which i believe you'd appreciate a lot. someone who's willing to stand up for you, who believes that you could do no wrong, supporting you always in anything you wanna do! he'd also be so down to play games with you any time, even if only to get you a little mad because he thinks it's so cute when you pout at him </3

also!! imagine the PLUSHIE PILE !!!!! smoking with him on rooftops, having him drag you through the night light streets to clear your head. he's always looking out for you <3 something about him screams winter baby to me too idk. just the vibes !!! but they suit u so! he'd match your energy sooooo well imo!

Visiting hours . . .

a loud huff escapes him, purposeful and forced out from his terse lips, routine begging him to pull out another cigarette from his pocket to light up in your dingy little orphan room for at least something to do.

"fuckin' dour in here, ain't it?" he exhales sharply, emptying his lungs enough to take in a deep inhale of smoke soon after, eyeing you up curiously with a tilt of his head when you match his defiant attitude with a fold of your arms. he holds the smoke there for a beat or two, waiting for you to pout prettily at him before he releases his lungs with a playful smirk tugging at his lips.

fuckin got you already, slut.

you make it too easy for him! truth be told, he enjoys your disobedience more than he'd like to admit. finds it fun when you respond to him in kind, like a fucking brat. it's attractive, even, to be riling you up into retaliation, prompting him to stare you down with narrow eyes to match your own steely gaze.

"i didn't ask you to come over, whitney." you scoff at him, and he can feel his cock twitch at the sheer attitude dripping from your words. "if i remember correctly, it was—"

cutting you off has got to be one of the worst things he could do to you in this moment, right? and yet still, "yeah, yeah. fuckin' get it, baby. my bad for wanting to have a nice, relaxing, chill date with my fuckin' girlfriend, all right?"

he can barely hide his smile.

hook, line, and sinker. he knows he really shouldn't be making things worse for you right now, but he simply can't help himself from pushing at your easy to locate buttons because you look so fuckin cute when huffing and puffing at him like that, it's downright unfair to expect otherwise from him. and besides, this is fun. he's having fun, hanging out with you this way. not doing much at all except existing beside you, cigarette dangling dangerously between his lips as he idly inhales and exhales, staring directly at you from his side of your bed with a challenge resting at the tip of his tongue.

sure, the place you call home does fucking suck. damp, wet, and cold to boot. and he hates the caretaker, fucking freak that he is. but, in spite it all, he loves you. and he'd do just about anything to be with you, to make you happy, to spend as much time as possible with you for as long as he can. even if that means sticking it out in your shitty fuckin dorm room for the foreseeable future, sneering at you when you pout sweetly back at his teasing and you inevitably coax a bark of laughter to escape him.

you're prettiest when you pout, he thinks. gets him rock hard in a fucking instant, a casual hand coming down to nonchalantly palm at his growing erection as you wince back at him.

"you're lucky you're so cute." you glare at him with your words, and it only makes his cock harder. has him biting down on his bottom lip with a roll of his eyes, palming at his cock a little harder now that he has your full attention.

you're gonna be the fuckin death of him one of these days. so fuckin cute, it's stupid just how much a simple stern tone and furrowed brow gets to him.

"and you're lucky i like you, baby." he counters, a cheeky wolf whistle swiftly following as he gets more comfortable on your bed, instinctively tugging you onto his lap so that you can feel just how much he loves you.

at least he can find his own entertainment with you in your boring ass room, something to make the otherwise stale date one to remember.

— you like to... do something creative when alone! here is a moodboard that i think fits your matchup!

[blookmallow]

reviewing spirit animatronics for 2023

i almost forgot again. but here we are

apparently the website doesnt display animatronics that are sold out so im trying to dig for them... this isnt a complete list im doin my best

anyway lets GOooooooo

Gourdo

im gonna start with my favorite look at this silly little guy. something about this design is just incredibly endearing to me and the stringy guts look pretty good in motion too. hes cute and i like him. his description says he was a guy who kept scaring everybody all the time and one day he scared an old lady who turned out to be a witch so she turned him into a pumpkin. and now hes stuck like this bc he could not behave himself. i love gourdo i want him 10/10

Eternal Rest

its a tombstone. theres a sad crying face and it turns into a skull face and screams at you. thats... thats it. it looks fine but its just really basic, this is doing nothing for me

3/10

Poor George

this guy was at my local store for a while. hes pretty fun, he flips around and his face changes. i like his funky stripes. makeup design looks extremely art the clown which is just making me wish they had him instead

its at least an attempt at a unique design. but according to his description, the story here is he was just a nice regular clown who had a terrible accident but somehow survived. you can see his bloody torso when he turns. this isn't a zombie clown monster, this is a man who desperately needs medical assistance

also no explanation for why he has two faces. he doesn't appear to be intentionally meant to be conjoined twins or something so if hes supposed to just be a regular guy im not sure whats going on there

5/10

they also came out with another killer klowns animatronic this year too, hes BIG but i dont have much to say about that one other than it looks good glad to see the klown rep increasing

i guess ill also mention here that they have a mars attacks alien figure now too, which doesn't really do much, it just moves its head a little but the lighting is cool and the design looks really good and seeing it inspired me to go watch the movie, so. shrugs. i like him

Heckles the Clown

here we have i think the first Sad Clown spirit animatronic? i cant think of any others ive seen. he kind of has creepy uncle energy but isn't really scary. hes just sad. he is a pathetic shell of a man weakly trying to sell his balloons and i just kind of feel bad for him. i did not notice in the store that his balloon actually has a light-up face in it which is cool. apparently according to his description hes actually using poison gas in his balloons which is a neat idea but is extremely unclear from the animatronic itself, i never would've known that if i hadn't read the description, so,

his face sculpt looks pretty good though. hes a pretty well designed figure i just think his whole deal is unclear and just makes me feel bad for him. help this man

6/10

Stilts

i do love a scary clown but all of these are starting to look pretty much the same to me. the colors are visually striking (i like the use of the blue accents especially) and i like the bloody bowling pins but at this point it's just kinda like, yep, that's another tall spooky clown. great for all your tall spooky clown needs but its not really that memorable. 4/10

Death Stalker

THIS thing however, looks sick as FUCK and i really want to see it in person. i dont know what the fuck that is. i love it. it breathes smoke and has way too many teeth. the description offhand mentions it lives behind an abandoned doll factory for no apparent reason. i love this thing 11/10

i think it might be built from the same body structure as their krampus figure that i also really liked

The Black Heart

ok i dont know about anyone else but i just find this one extremely confusing all around

he gives off protective dom skeleton boyfriend vibes. in the store i saw this and figured the woman was his victim and hes showing us his kill to threaten us, but it also looks like he's protecting her, so i didn't really get what was going on. the description says she tried to do some weird ritual ive never heard of where you lay in a grave and your true love will arrive to kiss you and wake you up snow white style at midnight, but instead she ended up with this guy as her "master" but it also refers to him as her "partner"

"the fuck did you just say about my wife"

so i guess they have some kind of bdsm relationship going on. which, y'know, if she's into that, id say good for her, but she doesn't move at all, she appears to be dead or unconscious. she also looks like she's emerging from his waist or something bc like, i guess they made her skirt the same color to hide that she's there until he reveals her, but i didnt even realize she had a lower body at all,

anyway the design is really confusing to look at and i don't really understand what their whole deal is. the faces look really good though. 5/10

Leatherface

leatherface in the HOUSE!!! i dont really have a lot to say here other than i think he looks great and i want you all to see him. 7/10

Darling Dolly

i fucking love this thing look at that. salad fingers doll monstrosity what the fuck is going on here. there was one in our store very briefly but it wasn't working and disappeared pretty quickly which just made it even weirder. this has a fantastic "what the FUCK IS THAT" factor and i just wish it had better functionality bc i was really excited to find out what it does and it turns out it pretty much just screams at you. i feel like a slower, creeping movement with spidery fingers and whispering sounds would have been more effective. its definitely scary though. i want more wild designs like this i love this thing

the backstory is... a little girl dug up a cursed doll in the yard and her mother tried to bury it back but got struck by lightning and became nightmareishly fused together with the evil doll which just. doesn't make sense to me i feel like trying to create an explanation for this figure is actively a detriment to it i like it better just as a Horrible Inexplicable Demon

9/10 could have been executed better but great design

The Cauldroness

pretty much just your standard witch. i like the way she's posed, this figure is more interesting to look at than a lot of the standing ones. the movement in her hands looks pretty good. i like her face. she also looks like salad fingers. maybe im just seeing it bc im trying so so hard to manifest him into existence even though i know they'll never make one sfjkg

anyway this is simple but i think it works well, 5/10

Dagger Mike

look at this ridiculous little gremlin. his name's dagger mike. hes got knives. his torso makes no sense. i love you dagger mike 6/10 hes not good but he makes me laugh and i like him

i do like the vintage clown look here though. i just think his body looks stupid and his existence is very funny to me in a way i cant articulate

Floating Spirit

its a ghost. it goes ooooo. 10/10

[ottpopfic]

Leo didn’t expect things to be any different when and if they got together. He expected Jason im-gonna-put-it in-my-mouth touch-starved-but-touch-love-language Grace to be a clingy mother fucker. He had expected a few hickies and more than a normal amount of PDA. But his man has been going at it like he is trying to break a record, or break Leo’s brain, whichever came first

---

sequel to Asteroids

Leo didn’t expect things to be any different when and if they got together. He expected Jason im-gonna-put-it in-my-mouth touch-starved-but-touch-love-language Grace to be a clingy mother fucker. He had expected a few hickies and more than a normal amount of PDA. But his man has been going at it like he is trying to break a record, or break Leo’s brain, whichever came first

“You got another one” Georgie points out with her cereal spoon “Or are your hickies growing? I'm pretty sure there supposed to fade not get bigger”

“Georgina I'm gonna freeze all of your underwear before you go back to school don't test me” Leo threatens his little sister, because as much as he loves to see her but she is still his little sister which means she must be a little shit

“I'm just saying” she pressed on unphased “You need to get Jason one of those autism chew necklaces before he takes a chunk out of you” 

Leo has a retort on the tip of his tongue, but it's actually a good idea. It would keep Jason from stealing the drywall anchors to nash into bits. Leo bets he could find him a cute little wolf one, or make one they have food-grade silicon somewhere. He would need to make a mold first though, meaning if he wanted to surprise him he would have to sculpt the proof in secret 

“Oh my gods you are thinking about it” Georgie gapes “You are thinking about getting him a little chew necklace, you are so gross”

“I will end you Georgie” he threatens, pulling his hands out of the soapy dish water and rounding on her with his wet fingers “You are dead”

His sister just shrieks and flees, abandoning her dirty cereal bowl and screaming about how gross he is as she books it out of the main room. Leo lets her go, grabbing her bowl to add to the dirty dish pile. 

He gets lost in thought with the repetitive task. It's been a few months since he and Jason mashed faces and got together, and it's been better than he ever let himself dream.

For so long Leo had tried to put his feelings for Jason in a little box and keep them there. He had loved him back to life, but that didn't mean Jason had to love him in return. Jason had had enough of people playing with his emotions, and Leo didn't want to tempt the fates into starting the cycle again.

But things had changed, the bubble between them had popped, and now every day was just Jason . And nothing bad had happened, now Leo got to wake up surrounded by a clingy blond and things were allowed to be good. They were pretty fucked up still, but at least they were fucking while being fucked up now

Leo pauses his contemplating as he's brought into an embrace from behind, he doesn’t need to look to know it's Jason. The strong arms would give it away on his own, but the way he sticks his nose in Leo’s hair and sniffs all around really gives him up. Leo gets that the smelling thing is left over from being raised by wolves, and it became more pronounced after they both died a bunch of times and Jason got all his memory back. They had talked about it at length when they started sharing a room, too freaked out by even having a door between each other at any given time. If Jason is comfortable enough with you to lower his neurotypical/roman mask you will be smelled, sometimes even head-butted. Leo thinks it's cute, but since they got together Jason has let even more of his feral side show, so now his life includes about three times more being smelled than it did before.

It's kinda nice though, in a cozy protective slightly jealous sort of way. Jason doesn’t get this intense with anyone else, it makes Leo feel solid . He drys off his hands so he can run his fingers through Jason's hair, getting a happy hum in return and the bridge of his man’s nose being shoved hard into his shoulder. Jason pulls him closer, almost dragging Leo across the floor with their size difference, and isn’t that hot. Leo never thought being manhandled would be a turn-on, self-conscious about never getting over 5’5”, but here they are

“‘Morning” Leo greets, he knows Jason had a late night with time zones calling New Rome for some emergency pope thing. Everyone in the Way Station was kind to let him sleep

Jason hums content and nuzzles deeper into Leo's shoulder and back. 

Leo scratches his man's hair for another moment before going back to the dishes, he's almost done. Jason stays a stick-tight the whole time, something that's becoming the norm fast. Leo doesn’t mind, it’s nice to feel this wanted. It’s when all of the dishes are stacked on the drying rack and he would like to move out of the kitchen where they meet an impasse 

“Jase” Leo starts

“Hmm?”

“I finished the dishes babe”

“Mm,”

“You need to let go so I can move”

“Mm-Mmm” he gets in a sleepy negative, paired with Jason shaking his head no into his shoulder 

“Jase,” Leo sighs at his dramatics, he's been hanging out with Will too much. It's nice to have their friends, but whining as a concept has increased tenfold since they got closer “Jason baby you gotta let go”

That gets him a little groaning grumble and pulled in tighter, his feet do slide a tad across the floor this time.

“Jason” Leo starts to laugh “You're being a baby, common”

That just gets him bit, teeth clamping into his shoulder where Jason’s nose was before. Leo yelps and starts to struggle, trying to contain his laughter less he encourages his man, but it's futile. He gets a few smaller nips on his neck in retaliation for his struggling, and then Jason is back to smashing his face into his shoulder. Leo goes dead weight in his arms, it doesn’t change a thing about his predicament 

Leo ragdolls for a moment, trying to figure out how to get out of his man’s hold when he's twice as big and three times as strong. Jason isn’t even deterred, completely content to sleepily hold Leo like they're not burning daylight in the most public space in the whole Way Station. Leo heaves a sigh and goes back to scratching through Jason’s hair, it's nice grown out from the military cut from their teenhood. It's not long persey, but the fluff of it is soft and cute.

“How ‘bout this,” Leo finally bargains “I'll stay with you for breakfast and chores if you let me go”

He gets a snort in reply, and then a groan, but Jason does let him go. It allows Leo to twist around and face the blond, holding him gently with both hands on his jaw to give him a good morning kiss before going to reheat the breakfast he saved him in the microwave. Once seated Jason follows his movements with hawk eyes as he putters around, sliding first the breakfast sandwich and then coffee in front of his man at the counter island. 

Leo sits next to him as Jason eats. It's quiet right now, most everyone is off on chores or out for the day, leaving them alone in the expanse of the main room. Leo sits next to him on the stools of the counter island, back against the laminate and resting his head on Jason's shoulder. He doesn’t feel the need to fill the silence, not anymore when it's just the two of them, he can just bask in the presence of his man and fidget with his current pocket project and be absolutely content 

They spend the day together, which isn't unusual. They might have been codependent on a good day before they were official, but no one they know is in a truly sane relationship. With everything they all went through in their teens, Leo thinks they are allowed to be a bit unhinged. So what if they are attached at the hip when there together, it's not hurting anyone 

Jason is extra quiet today though, and extra in his own head. It worries Leo a bit, but it could equally be fatigue from his late night or stress from his work. Jason still gets dreams from gods about what they want from them with temples and offerings and how it all needs to be just so, the process sounds exhausting 

He figures it out after dinner. They're getting ready for bed, Leo is already in soft sleep pants and changing his shirt when he feels Jason’s eyes on him. He pauses digging in his dresser to peek over, Jason's lightning focus trained on him

“You good?” he checks. Jason hums and meets Leo in the middle, pressing a kiss to the entry point of his lightning scar

Leo is pretty sure the lightning strike scar is the one that bothers Jason the most. He's not sure if it’s because of the lightning, or that Zeus himself struck him down for cussing him out to his face, but Jason has to plant at least one kiss on it almost every time he sees it. He used to have such a pained face when Leo took off his shirt, but having permission to touch now seems to soothe him. 

It's Leo's biggest scar, starting with an entry wound on his left shoulder and then spider-webbing Lichtenberg Figures down Leo's back, chest, and left arm. He's woken up many times to Jason's gentle fingers tracing the pattern. It wasn’t even his most painful death, he was just yelling at the King of the Gods about how he's an awful dad, and then poof he's in the underworld again. Drowning had been way worse

And holding Jason as he bled out when he took that blow for him the very last time had been worse than them all put together, but that's neither here nor there. Because right now Jason is very much alive and using his mouth to trace the lines of the electricity until he's kneeling on the floor, and Leo moans when he bites down on the exit point on his hip bone

Leo runs his hand over Jason’s largest scar in return. It starts in the same place Leos does on the opposite side, midway through the right shoulder, but Jason’s is a slicing scar through both sides of his body from when he was bisected. The path of it travels from his shoulder to his ribs below the left pectoral, a clean line through the heart. Leo runs his fingers over the texture of it on Jason’s back, tracing the raised bump of the scar tissue. His man sighs against where his skin and pant line meet, hands snaking up again against Leo’s lower back

“You okay” Leo checks in, his voice soft “You've been all quiet and extra clingy today”

Jason startles and tries to pull away “Sorry, I can-“

“I didn’t say stop” Leo interrupts, using his hand placement on his back to keep Jason where he is on his knees “I'm just checking in with you”

Jason looks him in the eyes like he's trying to find some dishonesty there, but whatever he finds in Leo's gaze makes him relax back into him. Jason presses his cheek back into when his hip meets his leg and sighs, Leo runs his hand through the blond’s hair. He wants to let his man take his time with it, but they're also standing in the middle of the room like a pair of morans

“Common” Leo prompts, and moves away the two feet to the bed and sits down on the edge. Jason looks lost kneeling on the floor where he left him, and doesn’t move until Leo reaches towards him again. Then Leo has a lap full of man, pressing his face back into his neck. The suddenness of it has Leo pitching over backward, and Jason goes with him.

This is good though, for someone who got crushed to death in a collapsing tunnel Leo loves the deep pressure of Jason on top of him. It makes his brain calm and his thoughts slow, all his muscles go relaxed. They cuddle a lot like that, Jason all but completely crushing him and Leo holding him close. 

Right now he just sighs into the embrace, runs his fingers through his man's hair and over his back and waits for him to find the words he needs. It's okay, they have all the time in the world now.

“I woke up without you” Jason eventually says into his shoulder “It's the first time since-“

Since the night they got together, yeah that makes sense. Leo just hums in understanding and starts to scratch at Jason's scalp, the larger man gives a full-body shiver and relaxes more into him. More of his weight presses into Leo, it's almost enough to make him fall asleep, he turns his head to butt it into Jason’s and then plants a kiss into his hair.

“You're here though?” Jason asks in confirmation

“I’m here” he reassures “Sorry I scared you, you had a late night I was hoping to let you sleep”

“‘S okay” Jason sounds to also be falling asleep, scratchies will do that to him. If he could purr he would

“Common Superman” Leo stops his petting, Jason whines in protest “You’re putting me to sleep, if it's bedtime I at least need a pillow”

Jason huffs out a “Fine”, but when he sits up he pauses. He's looking down at Leo shirtless under him, and something new flashes across his face

“What?” Leo asks, arms by his head and still trapped under his man’s ass

“You’re pretty,” Jason tells him, the starch honesty making Leo laugh

“Pretty?” Leo can feel himself blushing “Isn’t that for girls?”

“No?” Jason is getting back in his space, caging in Leo instead of pressing into him, weight resting on his forearms on either side of Leo’s head “your always pretty, but especially right now”

“Under you?” He tries to sound teasing, but it’s definitely coming out breathy and giggly 

“Yeah” Jason sighs, and then there kissing 

Kissing is good, kissing is awesome even, they have been doing a lot of kissing lately. It feels partly like making up for lost time, partly addiction. Leo doesn’t really care either way, he's just so happy they finally made it to this point. 

It doesn't take long for Jason to break away to put his mouth on Leo’s neck and collar bones. Teeth seeking the soft parts of him in a way that makes Leo’s breath hitch. He's got his hands back in his man’s hair again, fingers reflexively tightening when Jason starts to suck a hickey below the entry point to his lightning scar. Jason moans into his skin at the sensation 

Jason is tracing the scar down with his mouth again, taking a new branch this time. When he reaches the exit just to the right of Leo’s navel Jason is back on his knees. He bites hard at the end of the scar, it makes Leo jerk up and yelp before breaking into chuckles at the sensitivity. He braces himself up on his elbows to look at the blond, looking very proud of himself over the edge of the mattress 

“Can I try something?” Jason asks, already moving Leo’s legs for him, pressing them open and settling in to get as close as possible 

“Something?” Leo questions, feeling the anticipation and vulnerability in the air

“I wanna put my mouth on you,” Jason kisses into the inside of Leo’s clothed thigh “Can I take these off?”

“Yeah sure okay,” Leo squeaks back, because how can he deny those electric blue eyes gazing at him like he hung the moon

‘Pretty’ Jason had called him, how he looks at Leo down there made him feel pretty

Jason is so pleased and excited by his answer he almost pulls Leo off of the bed with his sleep pants. Leo breaks into giggles as he tries to right himself, helping his man kick them off. Once they are gone Jason sticks his nose in the bend of Leo’s hip joint and breaths deep

“Are you really smelling me right now?” Leo laughs, it tickles a little

“Mabey” Jason mutters into his underwear, his ears are turning red and it's endlessly endearing. He presses a kiss to the elastic 

Leo can't help it, he breaks into more giggles. He feels all bubbly and giddy. The man of his dreams is blushing because he has his nose in his crotch, it's too much to handle without the joy bursting out of him like a freshwater spring. 

“Are you laughing at me?” Jason tries to grouch into the fabric, but he looks as giddy as Leo feels

“No?” Leo giggles back, he sits up more so he can get his hand in the other man's hair. Jason sighs as his fingers card through, turning his face more into his skin “You just make me happy, I love you”

They have said the L-word already, multiple times in fact, but it's still a rush every time. It looks to be the same for Jason, he's matching Leo’s giggles now, face flushing more and turning his eyes away like he's suddenly shy and not two inches from Leo’s dick. It's very cute, at least until he nips at the sensitive join of Leo’s leg

Leo yelps, because it both hurts and is also very hot. His hands reflexively clench in blond fluffy hair and the tug makes Jason groan. He really bites down then, tongue tracing over the elastic of Leo’s briefs 

“Fuck babe, you can just take them off” Leo whines. Jason, the little fucking shit, does so with his teeth 

He looks very pleased with himself too when he gets them off, he's lucky it's endearing. Sitting back on the balls of his feet with Leo’s fucking briefs in his mouth like a puppy, what an asshole looking so cute. Leo can't look at him, he flops backward onto the bed and throws an arm over his eyes, and wheezes out steam. Jason laughs at him, getting back between his legs to kiss at his hips again

“I'm gonna put my mouth on you,” Jason says ever so sincerely

“Your mouth has already been on me,” Leo whines in return “Your mouth has been on me all day! ”

“I'm gonna put my mouth on more of your” Jason chuckles back into the join of his leg and hip. He's moving Leo’s legs for him again, bending and pulling him where he wants him. Leo ends up with both knees resting on the blond's back and his hands under the curve of his lower back. It's so intimate and close, Jason so surrounded and holding his lower half it nearly knocks the breath out of his lungs. 

“Gods you're so pretty ” Jason all but begs “ Please can I get my mouth on you?”

“Please” Leo eeps back, and Jason moans at his consent hands gripping him tighter as he licks a long strip up him from root to head before taking him in deep 

They have been intimate before, they have been all over each other since the confession, but this part is new. It's been a lot of kissing and hands and dry humping so far, just desperately trying to merge into each other until they tumble over into some kind of competition. Here with Jason’s hyper-focus trained on Leo, his ridiculous oral fixation channeled into making him feel good, it makes Leo’s head spin

It's intense for lack of a better word, and better yet Jason seems to be enjoying himself. He's groaning into Leo’s every reaction, hands in a brushing grip where his hips meet waste and using his easy strength to keep Leo where he wants him. And where he wants him is as close as possible, slowly dragging Leo farther across the bed. 

When he comes it's with fire in his chest. Leo pulls his hands away so it doesn't spread, fisting the sheets by his shoulders, back arching hard and crying out his man's name. He can feel the flames searing a trail from his navel up into his hair, heating up the room and evaporating the sweat off his skin. How he keeps himself from setting both Jason and the bed on fire is beyond him

“Gods you're so pretty you're so good you're so pretty you're here ” Jason is murmuring like a prayer as he kisses his way back up Leo’s lightning scar. Leo has no clue how he's not burning his man with how hot his internal temperature must be, his breath is visible even with how balmy the room is. 

When Jason reaches his face again Leo turns away, too afraid that his superheated breath will burn the other man. Jason is having none of it, grabbing him by the chin and shoving his tongue into his mouth. Leo moans from it; whether it's the demanding treatment, the temperature difference of their mouths, or the fact that he can taste himself on his man he doesn't know. But it's needy and possessive and good , and he loses himself in Jason quickly 

“ Te amo, Te amo, Te amo,” he slurs into the kiss, trembling hands holding Jason’s jaw to keep him close, fingers patterning ‘I love you’ in morse code against his cheek. He just came but he feels pent up, about to burst, vibrating out of his skin. Jason must feel it too because he whimpers as his hips buck involuntarily 

“ Por que estas usando ropa? Quitate la pantalones ” he whines, kicking at the offending fabric “ Pantalones , Jason pantalones por favor ”

Jason seems to get the message, breaking away just far enough to shuck his soft sleep pants and kick them away. Leo’s hands won't leave him the whole time, making the whole endeavor more difficult and not even caring. Then they are flush together, skin to skin, and it's so good. 

Leo is riding that overstimulation, the pleasure and pain mixing together as Jason grinds out his relief into him, but he just wants more. He's begging for it in Spanish against his mouth, far too gone to try and code switch, and drunk on Jason Jason Jason. His man somehow gets his hand between their bodies with how close there pressed together and gets them both into a fist, Leo’s eyes take an all expensive paid trip to the back of his skull

Leo comes back to his body with Jason trying to pull away. That is incorrect, he tightens his hold around his man’s neck with all the strength he has left in him and holds on. Jason lets out a whine, but it's one of his concerned feral noises, and shoves his nose in Leo’s cheek. It's then that Leo realizes that he's been crying 

“ Estoy bien ” he croaks, struggling to verbalize with goo-brain “M’ okay”

“Here?” Jason questions

“Here” he confirms

Jason relaxes then. He presses his nose back into the tear tracks, snorts, licks it off his face, and then slams the bridge of his nose into the bend of Leo’s neck. Leo bubbles into giggles and pulls his man closer

[vivalavidalikefrita]

introducing the shoe boxes

mason gooding x ayané tesfaye smut

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ayané let mason in her penthouse and gave him the official tour. now he was sat on here bed as she was in the closet ready to show him the last thing.

her shoes boxes full of toys. there’s five officially (she gave some away) and there’s also toys that hasn’t been open yet in her giant closet.

ayané came out with the last as mason raised an eyebrow at the five shoe boxes that sat before him. two grey nike boxes, a prada box, and two balenciaga boxes.

“okay don’t runway when you see this, some say it’s an addiction, some say it’s collectors items. either way here they are.”

mason titled his head, “okay it can’t be that bad.”

ayané smiled showing her dimples and took a nine box turning it upside down letting the all different dildos fall out. masons jaw dropped at the image and then he started laughing when she dumped the second box watching vibrators and more toys fall out.

ayané smiled at him laughing and he stopped to ask, “all those boxes are filled with toys?”

“yup.” she nodded proudly.

mason picked up a blue dildo looking at it, “and what convinced you to buy so many toys?”

“i started with one obviously to use but i started going to these fun sex shops that have cute ones, fun ones, just exclusive everything, and i kept buying g more and more and they stacked up.”

he listened as he rummaged through a few more things still in awe at the commitment.

“i just want to ask-“

“there’s a couple i didn’t rise but i try to use them at least once when i buy it.” she cut off already knowing what he was asking, “but don’t worry im not obligated to use them too much, im not sticking three dildos up my selves on a virbrator EVERY single time.” ayané spoke with s sigh.

mason took a look and the face she made, “well have you done that?”

ayané shrugged, “once.”

“you are nasty.” he confirmed something she said some days ago.

mason then stopped coming across something that seemed a bit familiar. he held up the pink dildo and when he picked it up he noticed the size familiarity.

“this looks like…?”

“your dick? i know, that’s how i knew i could take you.” ayané winked at him still standing at the side of the bed.

mason looking at the dildo smirked getting an idea, “well take your pants off and come over here.” his voice deepened a bit.

ayané let out a breath and met their eyes. she saw his doe eyes darken and she did what she was told. she slipped her jogging pants off leaving her in her martin lace panties crawling too him excitement in her stomach as he held the dildo.

he stopped her at arms length from him and he slowly moved the dildo over her covered heat and rubbed the plastic cock softly emitting a moan from her lips.

he then sat it up using looking up at her, “sit on it.”

ayané looked at him confused and he repeated it, “sit on it.”

ayané feeling the firmness in his voice made her skin crawl up her back. she but her lip and watched him when she moved her panties to side adjusting the tip of the plastic to her hole. she softly let out a breath and used her other hand to rub her clit to make it a bit easier.

mason was entranced watching her face focus on getting it inside her. he watched bit by bit disappear as she moaned louder going down.

she was halfway and started moving up and down on it. mason watching her wetness shine the dildo. he looked around at the other sex toys on the bed and saw a vibrator. he turned it in moved her hand placing it right on her clit which made her scream out.

“aw fuck!” she looked down at mason holding the sex toys way get ayané get off on them.

“you do this when your all by yourself?” mason asked softly.

“yeah.” ayané moaned riding the dildo she works do. her right boob rubbing the nipple getting more stimulation.

“oh fuck. you look so pretty riding this toy.” he couldn’t look away watching her close to bottoming out the dildo. he knew she could take all of him but watching it happen from this angle is different.

“your pussy looks so pretty too.” ayané could barely hear word he was saying getting closer and closer to her orgasm.

all her wishes were token away as mason pulled the dildo and the vibrator away from her cunt. ayané opened her eyes , “mason what the fuck-"

she was cutoff and snatched up as mason opened her legs using him arms to lock them in place before he dug his head in her pussy. the juices from her riding the dildo, tasting up all her cum.

ayané let out a borderline embarrassing moan not expecting that feeling him sloppily make out with her clit. mason moved around on her clit like it was his last meal leaving to stay in her position his strong arms not letting her legs move as she took the treatment.

mason couldn’t up but close his a and relish in the taste. feeling her whole clutching around nothing and knew she was about to cum. he didn’t stop hearing, “mason-oh, that feels so-shit-mason i’m cumming. i’m cumming.”

she came with a moan letting mason ride out her orgasm. but only he wasn’t, his eyes still closed and he didn’t let up at his pace.

“fuck mason-i. fuck-wait, papi.” she tried to push his head away but it was no use.

feeling his tongue show no mercy on her sensitive clit had her shaking and moaning.

mason hummed moving vibrations all through her clit. cum dripping down his face he looked up to find ayané head back groaning at ceiling feeling mason use her pussy how he wanted.

she felt her second orgasm come way quicker rubbing his head. she couldn’t find any words as he legs starting shaking at her came all over his face. he took his tongue off using to fingers to rub her clit through her orgasm causing her moan out, “shit!”

her pussy started squirting juices all on mason mouth, chin, and chest. he moved making sure get all off it. ayané let out breath laying back, mason finally letting her legs down, come down from her high.

mason smiled laying next to her kissing her with all the cum on his face. she moved back from the kiss, “what the hell was that? not that i didn’t like it.”

mason kissed down her shoulder, “i got a little pussy drunk. now i want to make you do that everyday. how many toys do you have exactly?”

[ssszlami]

Harry Potter characters as things my friends have said except there's way too many characters

Yes, we write down funny things we say, no that's not weird

Harry: “I wanna jump out a castle window but like not die” 

Ron: “WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING???”

Hermione: “It’s feminine to write a paragraph”

Neville: “Lore update: I’m confused as hell.”

Luna: “Hey I can’t come to the party on Friday night, I just bought a bunch of cows and I gotta chill with them.”

Ginny: “I feel like you’re only dating me for my brother.”

Draco: “My chat is in it’s gaslight era”

Dean: “This is a lot like a cult for a Christian movie”

Seamus: “Agility: Setting things on fire and watching it explode... but in different directions.”

Dumbledore: “No one here has committed any crimes, and if you have, they were funny crimes, so it’s fine”

McGonagall: “When u get to the exam its not gonna be helpful that you spent your lessons drinking gatorade and eating donuts”

Snape: “If you’re going to traumatise children at least make it aesthetic”

Sirius: “I’m so alpha that the men around me change their sexuality to accomodate for me”

Remus: “I have four lines of self-hate for you”

Lily: “The milfs in my bag”

James: “No beta we die like parental figures”

Molly: “Goodnight offspring.”

Arthur: “How often a day do you reckon your car gets a boner?” 

Fred: “Love. Truth. Bodacious Booty.”

George: "In this world, it's either meme or be memed. In my case it's both."

Percy: “It is boring! But.....we like boring.”

Bill: “Sometimes you gotta ruin the vibe for the greater good”

Charlie: "Close your face nipples and think about dragons" 

Oliver: “I’m a white man, we always win! Except at sports….except at hockey”

Hagrid: “You can't say fuck you to the dog!”

Lavender: “Not all women want to kiss women. I know, that one was a hard pill for me to swallow”

Parvati: “There is no girl on earth who is so straight she wouldn’t love having another pair of boobs around”

Padma: “Nobody likes princesses!! They’re white bitches who weren’t loved enough as children”

Crabbe: “Pancake....buttplug……pancake…….buttplug”

Goyle: *grunt* “Yes I just farted.”

Cho: “I was like ‘whatever’. Wait no I was really sad”

Cedric: “I just thumbs-upped the roof down”

Krum: “*completely monotone voice* but wait there’s more”

Fleur: “Sexism is bad. Kill everyone.”

Tonks: “Gotta go to the bathroom to change my gender real quick”

Moody: “This is not a time for sassy comebacks, this is a time for SURVIVAL!”

Lockhart: “Because I look cute it’s all my fault. Thats how that works apparently.”

Umbridge: “Oh my god it’s me! Shiny trash!”

Voldemort: “Sorry I’m holding your parents hostage and killing you but your parents can’t hear your screams of terror because they can’t hear you right now”

Bellatrix: “YOU GOTTA KILL SOME CHILDREN TO GET TO YOUR TRUE LOVE”

Lucius: “Have you started another cult?”

Narcissa: “Your son is okay” *sobs and cries*

Kingsley: “I haven’t laughed since 1972.”

Peter: “So, you’re on the floor spooning the rat”

Slughorn: “*loud chewing noises* Wow I hate myself”

Mundungus: “My voice cracked on the crack and im on crack”

Dobby: “I took my ugg boots off for that.”

Winky: “Is she gonna kill me? I’m very excited.”

Kreacher: “It’s just war miss it’s not upsetting at all” 

Myrtle: “I went to the toilet and I see like the toilet seat around her neck”

Trelawney: “Teaching pigeons to be art connoisseurs” 

Filch: “He’s like a really sticky person!”

Dudley: “Screw you I just want stuff”

Petunia: “Is there a reason you’re interrupting me mid-soup?”

Vernon: “So he’s mad” “Yeah he’s cranky” “No like insane”

Pansy: “I don’t hurt them I just legally stab them”

Lee: “Bro that’s rather cringe”

Quirell: “I don’t need an exorcism” “That’s exactly what somebody who needs a exorcism would say”

Amos: “I’m one of the last old white boys”

Karkaroff: “Terrible behaviour…. ur in denial my guy” 

Xenophilius: “EVERY JOB IS A GOVERNMENT JOB, AND I DONT KNOW WHO THE PRIME MINISTER IS”

Greyback: “I… put my hand inside his chest…and ripped out his lungs” 

Cormac: “Closeted homophobic”

Blaise: “He’s more attractive in a suit.” “ALL MEN ARE!”

Regulus: “Lucy it’s my turn to drown!!”

Aberforth: “ME? A member of the TEN COMMANDMENTS??"

Nearly Headless Nick: “Well, if you have to execute me… ok”

Marietta: “You can’t slay if you vape”

Mrs Figg: “Old lady woman man and his dog”

[nightglider124]

Just finished new episode of Titans…

Oooooo things be getting interesting 👀

This episode seemed to pick things up a little bit more than last week. Last week defo felt very filler-ish.

Some points:

Omg the whole zombie bit was fucking hilarious 😂 Jinx’s commentary about it was funny and then Gar and Tim being all like yay when Connor decapitated Deathstroke and then being like naaaay when he got back up?? 😂😂 that whole scene was funny af.

I do not enjoy the foreshadowing of Kory having a role in all this. Like im bypassing the fact its central to Rachel and Sebastian too cos like Kory is my girl. The fairytale book and the fact her powers were not working in the zombie bit. Also, the fact MM or Gina was like ‘I don’t think the tamaranean will like her part’ like excuse the fuck me pls do not touch her thanks. I know they said like Kory gets hurt but like i am v much not looking forward to that at all. Like, how hurt we talking? Coma? I also really don’t wanna be Kory-less for half an episode of smth when she gets hurt unless the whole time Dick is gonna be foaming at the mouth in rage, ya feel me?

I do not understand Jinx’s powers at all like since when can she morph into other people?? I genuinely don’t know her abilities- i only ever knew of her character from the 2003 cartoon which was purely ‘bad luck’. But in Titans, I am assuming she’s just witch all round…

Interesting that they did flashbacks, showing us the story of Sebastian and MM and how she became the villain like she was clearly cracked anyway since she was straight into that cult w/o a second thought. It was a good choice, I think. She was a character who I didn’t mind finding out the backstory unlike the needless eps in previous seasons where we really didn’t need them.

Connor, whatcha doin there buddy?? You good?! I think i’d be a bit freaked if i puked up blood and a snake but something tells me he be getting controlled. Again interesting since in the comics, Dick is the one who ends up getting brainwashed by CoB so I am curious if they are swapping Dick for Connor in the show or if Dick will be brainwashed at some later stage or something.

Again, y’all I am v scared for Kory… like I know she doesn’t die but I also do not want her hurt like I will feel as feral as the team.

I know they gave Jinx the past romance etc but she really does scream snarky annoying lil sister vibes? 😂

I like that they’ve come full circle from s1 or at least I like the fact they have made them link. It feels less like they were making it up as they went along, even if they were.

I am extremely rolling my eyes at Dick for brushing off Kory’s visions like bitch your misses defo has a point here?? I get Dick doesn’t believe in visions and destinies etc whereas Kory wholeheartedly does but that makes it worse for when Kory gets hurt and we BEST get a scene of Dick being like fuck i shoulda listened to her about that.

I am greedy I know but I really want more romance realisation for Dick and Kory like the waiting is putting me on edge. I have a feeling Kory will get hurt in the latter part of the season. I was on insta looking back at when they were filming and when they were filming the vision of Mar’i, there was word of it being the second to last episode and we are all assuming she has the vision of them when she is hurt? I’m like I swear to God, we best not be getting dickkory in literally the last two eps (i am aware of the date scene so yay) cos at this rate, they won’t actually have any romance til s5 which is looking unlikely to be renewed for…

However, I did like the fact that Dick still spent majority of the time with Kory. She is literally always beside him as well as whenever they split or team up, Dick seems to always have Kory with him. Tis cute. I also liked when they were barricading themselves, Dick was like yeah me and kory will take the doors and its like bro was that just cos she is sick in hand to hand combat cos like you saw her powers doing fuck all so whats the thought process behind that??

I think that’s all my thoughts on the episode this week. It was good; better story wise than last week, imo. I’m excited/scared for next weeks ep since they were like yeah dickkory fans are gonna be screaming… good screaming like they get it on at a motel since we defo saw bts of a motel? Or bad screaming like Kory is gonna get messed up by CoB? WHICH IS IT??

I defo don’t think its next weeks ep that we will be seeing Kory’s vision of Mar’i and Dick tho 🤔

[stinkylittleanon]

Im gonna send in 2 bc i saw you do Haikyuu as well ;) Ok so crush headcannons, and how they confess for Wakatoshi, Atsumu, Tsukishima, Daichi and ill throw in Kageyama into the mix, Ty again! <3

OMGOMGOGMGOMOGMGM USHI!!! SCREAMING AND THROWING UP I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH USHIJIMA!!!! LOSING!! MY MIND!!! WAAAAAA

I won't be able to write for Atsumu, as I struggle to understand him, BUT USHI!!! I'll write extra for Ushi!!

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Ushijima Wakatoshi!!!!!! - SCREAMING AND THROWING UP AND CRYING - I FUCKING LOVE HIM - He'd be so cute when he gets a crush, like where'd this come from! - He actually wouldn't notice at first. Ushijima struggles with his emotions MEGA bad, so he'd confide in Tendou for this. - His crush makes his stomach feel weird, he's always thinking about how they'll be able to be in contact later in the day... Bonus if his crush is on his team in some way!!! Crush time during practice!! Yippee!! - Tendou is fuckin LOSING IT when he learns that THE WAKATOSHI USHIJIMA has a CRUSH!!! LIKE WHAT?!?! WA?!?! - Ushijima actually ignores it at first. Maybe it'll go away... This is getting in the way of his volleyball! It's distracting him! - But it gets stronger. His crush is just... So cute. They're obviously shorter than Ushijima, and he's just... - Tiny lil 'thang... Lovem... - They make Ushi and Tendou's duo into a trio, they'd have to always be around Ushijima for him to get feelings. - USHIJIMA ACTUALLY TEXTS THEM GOODMORNING FIRST! Tendou's jealous of that /j - Anyways, he'd fucking STRUGGLE to confess - How would this influence his future? His schoolwork? Would it be negative? - But he wants... To be close to them so bad... - He ends up handing his crush flowers, demanding they meet him at a cafe nearby, and walking away, Tendou has to pull him back and explain to him what to do.. In front of the crush - If they accept? BEST. FUCKING. DECISION. TREAT HIM GOOD. - If they reject? Screw them, I'm taking their place <3 HELP - Overall, he doesn't understand but comes to appreciate these feelings and confesses in the most awkward way possible.

Tsukishima Kei!! - He catches onto it immediately once he realizes that he sees them as something more. - Tsukishima notices that he wants to hang out with them more. He texts them more and even lets Yamaguchi invite them to walk home... WITHOUT any complaints - The poor guy forces these feelings deep down, though. His thought process is that if he ruins this by any means then he's done for. - He would try and find things that he hates about them... But he only falls harder. There's so much about them to love, even their flaws- he's panicking - This panic would lead to him lashing out on them, the stress built up over time and he realizes that he's fucked up. - That's how he'd confess, basically. After avoiding you for some time after, Yamaguchi pushes him to ACTUALLY do something and... It works, kinda. - Tsukishima convinces you to go with him somewhere private and he explains everything. - If they accept? HOLY. SHIT. He's not expecting that. If they don't? Then he hopes that you two can at least still be friends.

Kageyama Tobio!! - As someone else said when I had to look for other headcanons to get ideas... Best friends to lovers, exactly that - Kageyama would need to know someone to fall in love. It wouldn't be that easy for him. - But he's SUCH a dumbass with emotions, motherfucker doesn't even notice. He thinks it's another level of friendship... So how does he end up knowing? - "Kageyama... You speak about _____ quite a lot. Do you like them?" - HE'S FREAKING THE FUCK OUT, DENYING IT, RED FACED- His heart is racing and he doesn't know why for a second. But he thinks it over later and the just... Holy shit. - God knows when he'd confess, but it's not soon. DEFINITELY not soon, he's too scared to lose you. - So when he does confess, it's when you two are alone and he knows it's the right moment. Something peaceful, where he just feels safe enough to say something. - Whatever the answer, as long as he can still have you by his side then he's still happy!

Daichi Sawamura! - He'd notice over time that he feels happier around them. He gets flustered and they're just... they're so cute - Like holy shit, please... Stop smiling like that! He's getting distracted! - A few volleyballs to the face while he's looking at you as you hang out at practice. - EVERYONE can see it. EVERYONE. He's SOOOO mature about it... Not. He's like a puppy while trying to hide it. - They make him so happy... He wants to hang out with them all the time. Like he's just wrapped around their finger - His confession would be personal AND romantic.. Kind of. - He'd ask them to hang out with him after school, bring you somewhere nice and pretty, and after they hang out for a while he speaks up. - It's the most heartfelt thing they've EVER heard in your life, holy shit... Whether you accept it or not, he will accept it. He handles it maturely! Kind of- If you accept then he's super happy

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I'M SO SORRY IF THESE DON'T FIT, I HAVEN'T WATCHED HAIKYUU IN YEARS,,,,, I DON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH ABOUT IT

[mbti-enemies]

#@infp+enfj ig you guys are famous now or something?

enfj: thank you to all of our 3 fans, we appreciate you a lot

but seriously now, since I'm here I might as well tell you guys about what happened today 😭😭

infp got 8 piercings, septum, eyebrow, 4 in her ears and 2 nipples because this bloody nincompoop can't wait for the healing process before doing another one, but she was all happy-flappy-hands, shiny eyed, smiley and jumpy about it, so of course I didn't try to convince her otherwise

I drove us there, she barely ate the whole day because she was so anxious for it she got nauseous, halfway there she said she felt physically weak, we went into a pharmacy and found out her blood glucose had dropped, we gave her some fizzy drinks cause she was still nauseous from the anxiety and that was the only thing she was willing to swallow

you'd think she'd be backing a little by now, right? fuck hell no, when she puts something in her head, good luck trying to change her mind, I was about to pass out myself tbfh

she wouldn't be quiet, she kept jumping and silent-screaming, I tried to calm her down and distract her so she wouldn't give herself a stroke

have I mentioned she doesn't shut up when she's nervous? she laughs a lot too, and make bad jokes.

we got there and had to fill up some papers, the body piercer asked us what we were "friends? girlfriends? sisters?", infp looked at her and went "oh no, I just met her across the street and she volunteered to hold my hand in my last moments, cause there is no fucking way I'm making out of this alive" 😭😭

I told her to start by the most painful ones cause then the others wouldn't feel as bad, and as usually she did the exact opposite, she went for the ears first, it was pretty chill, when she went for the eyebrow she teared up a little, got to the nipples and she was cursing life, but my dude... the septum was the worst

she had her eyes closed pretty tight, when it was over and she opened it, tears everywhere, she was crying, she got up and came to hug me, I asked if she was okay because her hands were cold as ice, "i think my blood pressure dropped" and she

FUCKING FAINTED ON ME

the rest is history but oh my fucking gosh, I was so distressed, she's still in pain because of course she is

infp: okay but I look cute, and as I always say "in case everything goes wrong it's a story to tell" 😌

enfj: true and true, she always say that when she's about to do something impulsive and stupid, so basically at least two times a day (she does look absolutely amazing tho, so there's that)

(a previous post)

INFP AND ENFJ THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS CHAOTIC STORY LOL MY FAVOURITE PART WAS INFP SAYING THAT SHE MET YOU ACROSS THE STREET. story to tell indeed.

ohhhh my god ohh my god well @ infp im sure you look AWESOME and CONGRATULATIONS on doing all of that and i hope the piercings heal quickly. you are so cool. @enfj i hope you emotionally recover too

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

I DID IT!!!! I FINALLY FECKING DID IT!!!!! I REWATCHED THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY!!! and do i EVER have some tHOUHGTS hdosidhsaodi below the cut ✨✨✨

FIRST THINGS FIRST:

was it as good as i remembered??

short answer: yes!!!!!! long answer: oh my gfucijing go d soj shjues us god mother of shitw yEes yes yseeeessss 😭😭😭 (baby birb had better taste than present birb but don't tell anyone i said so 👀)

there are loads of things i missed before, as well as things i didn't understand, but i understand them now :'D it always gave me that wriggly weird feeling in my chest even as a kid, just like 'lilo & stitch' or the song 'reflection' from mulan, but i didn't know WHY. turns out, these things touched my heart and it scared me, bc emotions have always scared me. but ive learnt to appreciate them as well. not all tears are an evil. i know what gandalf meant now :'D

does it hold up????

in my opinion, it does!!!! some of the cgi may look a bit wonky to modern eyes, but for the most part it's totally fine, if not better looking than some more.....recent films 👀 i've never been a great fan of slow-motion, but it's used mostly effectively here, to enhance the drama as opposed to taking up space (sure the feckers are long enough without it anyway 🤣) the core message of the film is beautiful and timeless. there is hope and goodness and love in our world, and it's worth every ounce of courage in our hearts!! it's as true today as it was when the film was made!! as true as it was when jrr tolkien wrote his stories!! if i believe in anything at all (much as i often profess i don't) it's only that our world is worth fighting for.

are u still after shipping aragorn and legolas??

YEAH. IM BASIC SO WHAT??? i JUST LIKE IT OK. I JUST. LIKE IT ;A;

will u be making more bad jokes now??

OF COURSE I WILL!! do u even KNOW me it's like u don't even KNOW me wtf. there's just a lot this time so. OK HERE GOES 💪😤

i can't believe smeagol was always just. like that lol. baby birb did not realise it was the same character as gollum btw. baby birb was. silly 👀

THE CAIN INSTINCT PREVAILS ONCE MORE!!!

'wake up, sleepies' is how i greet my cats in the morning btw

lol merry and pippin look high as FECK. baby birb didn't understand that lmao, i thought they were just tired 🤣

well, at least the gang are back together!! (mostly ;A;) merry & pippin dancing on tables, eowyn bringing aragorn a drink....good for them :'D

also!! nice pyjamas, lads!!! they all look so cute omg ;A;

THE ORB!!!! that's great, we here on tumblr love orbs, this is-----oh shit is he dead?? *SHOVES MERRY*

omg when aragorn grabs the orb and falls over and then legolas grabbed him 👀👀👀 I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS OK

the third act break up btwn merry and pippin is so sad 😔

aaAAH!! A CHILD!!!!! D: scary!! ;A;

every time elrond says 'there's nothing for u here' i keep hearing 'this is a DECENT town and a LOCAL shop!! there's nothing for U here!!!' lmao 🤣

the king's hall at minas tirith could use a few throw rugs or sth tbh, maybe a couple paintings. bit sparse in there really :P

right i'll just say it: the witch-king's fell beast's head looks like a di--

YAAAS PIPPIN LET'S DO SOME ARSON!! :D

aragorn's arm-flail run is back and it sparks so much joy i love him i love him i love hi

i've counted THREE (3) BLATANT WILHELM SCREAMS across these films!!! one in ttt, and TWO in rotk!!! incredible

i can't believe denethor says 'yeah i wish u died instead of ur brother. rip i guess' 😐 TO HIS FUCKING FACE!!! evil. faramir's gonna remember that FOREVER. u got to be careful what u say to ur kids bc even if they don't bring it up again, they will never ever forget. my dad called me 'useless' once when i was 15 and i still think about it sometimes. DO NOT SAY WEIRD SHIT TO UR KIDS. IM BEGGING U ;A;

despite denethor's A+ parenting, faramir is a nice guy, totally willing to lead his men on a death march to a fight they can't possibly win, throwing away their lives (and their horses) on an impossible task for the futile hope of making his father love him. rip 😔

NICE SINGING PIP!!! reminds me of irish sean-nós singing, traditional music from ireland ;A; (here's an example :D)

ngl watching denethor eat is like watching the Dinner Scene from texas chainsaw 1974 👀

OH LOOK DAD'S HERE!! hi dad!! thanks for not giving us any facial expression as a hint to what dad wanted, theoden, ur so. helpful ._.

'hey so listen ur gf is dying and since she's my daughter that means i have to make sure U don't die so. here.' *SWORDGASM*

actually that sword was baby birb's fav bits. baby birb LOVED swords ;A;

THE WORST BIT. eowyn tries to confess her feelings and aragorn rejecting her is SO PAINFUL AND AWKWARD AAA ;A;

BEEG DRUMMERS IN THE ORC ARMY!!!! and SIEGE MACHINES!!

legolas squinting at the ghost like 'this guy SUS'

aragorn's 'u WILL suffer me 😠'

it never occurred to me when i was a kid, but the gang are doing a bit of fucking. NECROMANCY here aren't they??? like???

wait who tf is iorlas

OH is it that hot blond??? NICE. i like him >:3c

being a wizard is cool bc u can cast spells OR if ur gandalf u can use the staff to wHACK DENETHOR OVER THE HEAD!!!! he's got a shillelagh and i'm glad of it 😌 (baby birb used to listen to da's political music and one of the songs had a line about being 'whacked with a sprig of shillelagh' which i got a kick out of 🤣)

'we should TAKE the broken city pieces and THROW IT AT THE ORCS!!!' :D (read it like the spongebob meme pls)

'GROND! GROND! GROND!' ('grond' refers to the biggest door-knocker EVER)

gollum u need to stop fat-shaming sam, ur being #problematic and they're gonna cancel u 😩

'CRUMBS ON ITS JACKETSES' lol silly that's a CLOAK!!

OH FECK FRODO'S ALLERGIC TO SPIDER BITES!! ;A;

it might actually be easier to carry him in that cocoon

'don't go where i can't follow' FUCKING KILL ME 😭

[women screaming]

i still don't know what an eored is. or WHY i don't know. why

denethor re-enacts 'flashdance' lol (except he intends to burn himself and his son alive)

OH SHIT THE MAD MAX COSPLAYERS ARE HERE

oh no!! uncle's horse!!! (oh and uncle, oh no!)

HERE IT IS. THE LINE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. I AM NO MAN!!! rip uncle tho lol.

can't believe he really pulled the 'u should smile more, ur so pretty when u smile' rubbish before 😒

WOW we should have hired ghosts AGES ago, they can go thru walls and everything!!! O_O

MERRY AND PIPPIN ARE BACK TOGETHER!!! yay~

sam is SUCH a badass, look at him go!! 'AND THAT'S FOR MY OLD GAFFER!!!' adding to his kill count with tears in his eyes :'D

sauron moving his beam around like 'EYE SEE U!! EYE AM LOOKING UPON U!!!'

aw feck frodo's doing the jesus thing where he falls down a few times but has to get back up ;A;

'a day may come when i stop memeing on this line....BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!!!!'

lol they're bullying gollum, u love to see it 🤣

SAM STOP BEING PERFECT FOR FIVE SECONDS CHALLENGE LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE

DO IT KING!! TOSS THAT SHIT!!!!

'what are u waiting for?!' 'i've got to give it a chance to defeat me, it's only sportsmanlike, sam!!!'

LEGOLAS'S FACE. WHEN ARAGORN FALLS DOWN. u can see his mouth go like 'ARAGORN' but it's slow-mo and silent ;A; he just starts shoving ppl out his way to get to him hdoasdiasadisj im. gay

AND THEN THE VOLCANO. and pippin sobbing 'FRODO!!!!' ;A;

god all this lava and frodo and sam haven't got any shoes smh

'uhgh i had an awful dream where my finger got chomped off by this freakish little----OH HAI GANDALF!!!!'

his friends are so happy to see him, they are all so happy omg ;A; THE SHIRE THEME STARTS PLAYING WHEN SAM ;A;

tbh sam and frodo could have made out at ANY point and it would have been less gay than. whatever tf had been going on btwn them the entire trilogy 👀

aragorn singing all elfy adn handsome an di love him i love him i lo

legolas all done up as well, they do a mutual shoulder clasp and he's all demure they look like a fecking WEDDING ok they are getting married ;A;

lol arwen looking out from behind the banner like 'PEEK A BOO!!' always sends me 🤣

(another thing that always sends me: legolas and gimli keeping track of their kill count lmao 🤣)

AND THEN ARAGORN DOES A BIG SMOOCH ON HER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE??? INCLUDING HER DAD????? 😳

'my friends, u bow to no one' SIR UR FRIENDS ARE TERRIFIED (except pippin, he's ok with attention 😌)

THE LADS GO HOME!! SAM GETS THE GIRL!!! THERE'S A WEDDING!!! then the sad bit ._.

side note: galadriel is low-key terrifying and i love her for it. she is such a FREAK, idek how to explain it or why i think so but i just. do 👀 she talks and there's a reverb on her voice, she smiles but it doesn't reach her eyes!!!!! SCARY 👀

'not all tears are an evil' fuck u gandalf stop stabbing me in the heart over and over, ur bullying me ;A;

WOW NICE JOB NOT PREPARING UR FRIENDS FOR UR DEPARTURE AT ALL FRODO!!!! jfc u could have at least TOLD THEM, this is FAR more traumatic and shocking!!! >:V

awww he and gandalf hold hands tho omg 🥺

THEY'RE ALL CRYING AND IM CRYING AND IM UPSET AND BABY BIRB LEFT THE ROOM ALREADY ;A;

and then they SAILED OFF INTO THE SUNSET!! for some reason. (oh right!! great war allegory 😔)

TINY BABBY HOBBITS!!!

THE END!!