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[ID: Side portraits of Jon from The Magnus Archives and Sam from The Magnus Protocol. First, Jon looks at the viewer, his eye framed by Elias Bouchard's fingers reaching down from above. Second is the same composition with Sam but flipped, and it's Jon's hand reaching over his face. Both portraits are toned in green and red and framed in thick black borders. End ID]
#art zone#magprotocol#tma#tmagp#fanart#jonathan sims#samama khalid#(and elias)#im FUCKED guys#ANOTHER WIN FOR VIOLENCE! ETC ETC#jon in mag199: nobody will ever go through what i went through again#jon three years later in sam’s email: heeeyyyyy 😍
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um...guys...
send helppls...he's done it...Christian has officially put me in a chokehold...
tw: cussing
Speaking of chokehold pls put me in o-
I MEAN- NOTHING...
FUCK.
Me rn:
Guys I swear I'm so normal about him-
IM IN FUCKING LOVE I CANT THIS MAN IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE BESIDES @larz-barz AND ALL OF YOU
STEP ON ME NOW IM BEGGING YOU RAAHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Im crying blushing giggling sobbing kicking my feet dying like a bitch rn 😩😩😩
#RAHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SM ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE#zeyn syre#christian dean#youtube#ytshorts#zeyn_syre#christian dean x reader#this man is so fine#i swear#MARRY ME NOW#please#💍💍💍#AHAMXKWKEKGKRIQPWIRJVMZNQHOGBJSBKGKSNWOBOWHRIWPGW-#step on me#FUCK MY LIFE#im fucked guys#like a bitch
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Mine:
You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.
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viktor vs cait innit
#guys this was fucking insane im still processing#caitvi#jayvik#viktor#caitlyn#vi#jayce#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#1k#10k
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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lol
i have no idea what completely random interest i gonna draw after this
#ilustration#fanart#digital art#sketch#desenho#mouthwashing#captain curly#daisuke mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#curly my pricess#fuck jimmy#no one likes jimmy#im traumatized#love u guys
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening#10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl#dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all
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hopelessly yearning
#im fucked guys#shes dating someone#🙁#to make it even worse shes dating my best friend#which also sucks because i literally ranted about her to said best friend and they still got back together#eyheusvsgsudbd#crashing out#pining#kachow !! (save me)
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
#WHAT THE FUCK MAN#caps#you're not evil dont worry I love you#BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now#if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe#IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY
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GIVE THESE BOYS A WEEKEND YAOI FISHING TRIP !! GAT DAMN!! i actually have so many thoughts about Big getting Shadow into fishing istg im gonna make a whole comic on it im in too deep
#you guys gotta fucking help me#WHERE MY SHABIG NATAION AT HUH?? HUH??#im so tired#sth#sonic#big the cat#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#shabig#my art#i will take over the world with the power of shabig just you fucking wait#bigadow#shabig is way funnier of a name#they can also just be besties too!!
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im so serious if you cant imagine a single female character u like or you coincidentally only care about men or imagine that women are a different species of human that are impossible to draw or write about or relate to, You are the problem. its not because you’re gay it’s because you do not like women
#There is not a Feminist Quota about how the evil feminists are going to FORCE you to think about any media you like#but some of you guys are just fucking misogynistic im sorry.#anyone who thinks fugo is the most deep and interesting character in p5 but hates trish for being boring owes me genuine real life money
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo
#guys i swear im normal#anyways. guess who this is about :D#no points if you guess correctly because it's fucking easy#pip squeaks#bat out of hell
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack#imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother#random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother#bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was#but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week#this has been weighing on me for ten years#im almost tempted to blaze this post
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ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
#im going to throw up laughing its so funny i need to find a screenshot. EDIT SCREENSHOT NOW IN NOTES LOL#like obvs i knew he's a fan fave but this is actually extremely funny. guy who is the barometer of normal behavior compared to everyone els#but who is also fucked up and skewed in his own way#trafalgar law#one piece
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rival battle ⚔️
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#sonic generations#sonadow#my art#technically this is only sonic gens but just in case im tagging as both? if anyone doesnt want to see#i only played the sonic gens just yesterday so 😔#i didnt know shadow was gonna show in it and i almost lost my mind when i saw him while jumping around the hub#tried running into the wall for like ten seconds in excitement before using my singular brain cell and going around#im excited to play shadow gens its SO fucking cool....augh...i love that guy...
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