#im dyinggg what is that😭😭

[prettygirlmkegrqves]

in the good omens fandom we don't say "they are gay". we say:

[krisseratops]

TREAT!!! VANILLA EXTRACT TREAT!!!

~🎃Trick or Treat🎃~

Here's your treat, darling!

[candlelitvamp]

Achoo!

A little blurb abt how jooyeon would react when you’re sick

for @joocomics (feel better pookie 🫶)

a/n: booo corny title but whatever. also i love a sickfic i fear. even tho this is borderline a crack fic… it’s not my fault he’s like that soz

honestly l think he is a little bit of a pain in the ass when you’re sick. but in an endearing way mostly

kind of just a pain in the ass in general at first tho

like you text him “sorry bb i can’t hang out today, i’m sick :(” and he replies some shit like “damn. L+ratio”

and ur like “no actually like i feel really awful” and he goes “im sorry babe that sucks feel better”

he does Not get the hint until you practically hit him over the head with it by saying smth like “if ONLY i had someone to COME TAKE CARE OF ME… oh how i WISH wish i had a handsome boy to come be my sexy nurse!!!”

you don’t hear from him for like half an hour and ur like wtf! i’ve been abandoned! and all of a sudden your front door opens and in comes jooyeon with a bag of stuff from the convenience store and pharmacy… and 2 masks on

“wow you’re not gonna kiss me better?” “baby i love you but you sound awful and i’m not trying to fuck up my voice” “you’re so mean” “i’ll kiss it better with the masks on?” “Ew No WTF That’s Weird”

he is a sweetie tho. takes your temperature, gives you medicine and vitamins (he looked up what to get you and also asked seungmin), makes you tea with lemon and honey, and snuggles you on the couch

will actually kiss you with his masks on, don’t test him

he’s actually DYINGGG to kiss you for real like he usually does All The Time

but when he left their manager warned him to be careful not to get sick and mess up his voice and he Really doesn’t want to get in trouble 😭🥲

wraps you in every blanket you own

takes your temperature again every 5 minutes

tries to cook you chicken soup with no vegetables in it??? “that won’t help me get better i need the nutrients” “but they’re gross :( and u gave you vitamins anyway” “you’re literally not eating it???” “i was gonna make two servings” “no leftovers for me tho… you’re the worst nurse ever” “at least i’m a sexy nurse ;) that’s what you asked for, right?” (and really, you kind of can’t argue with that)

makes you go to bed early, tucks you in and cuddles you

takes the masks off bc “it’s too uncomfortable to sleep with them on” and ur like “then why did u wear them in the first place???”

he has no good comeback to that

so he gives in and actually kisses you, mostly on the forehead and nose tho to at least Pretend he’s still trying not to get sick

but if you whine and pout your lips at him he’s giving you the Most gentle and tender kiss ever that will leave your face feeling hot, and not just cuz of the fever

will sing/hum softly to help you sleep while gently rubbing your back and petting your hair

let’s out a sigh of relief when you fall asleep cuz he really hates seeing you uncomfortable/in pain :((

if he ends up getting sick after though… godspeed

you’re lucky to have each other though, and worse case scenario at least you can be sick together 🥹

[skittlespizza]

A SPACE ODYSSEY TUMBLR SIMULATOR

[FOR CONTEXT, the book mentions that the events of the Discovery have become a "classic" of sorts which implies there is a fandom in universe for the Discovery...]

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Happy 100 years since the Discovery Mission!

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can't believe it's been 100 years... it felt like just yesterday!

🎂 discovery-logs-outofcontext follow

rb with your favorite thing about the fandom. I'll go first. i found my best friend irl because I saw she was reading the Discovery Manuscript. She's a really big Hal fan and I love Sal a lot. We are hal & sal irl...

💾 heywoodslefttoe follow

i kin dated someone as frank/dave in middle school. It ended bad.

📼 chandradeservedbetter follow

LOL do you remember the Hal Plushie incident?

🪽 halleyscomet follow

The WHAT NOW?

🌐 halmanpoole-shipper follow

DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE HAL PLUSHIE.

💾 frankdaveanalsex follow

I CANNOT STAND HAL APOLOGISTS IM SORRY 💀 HE LITERALLY KILLED FOUR PEOPLE.

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Ofc its a frankdave shipper. Your fucking username IS FRANK DAVE ANAL SEX.

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Your fav has zero fucking lines in the book but ok 📸 ur literally a murderer apologist 😭😭

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GOD shut up its not a book theyre real people. Hal also like?? Was going thru fucking psychosis but ok then... did you read the second mission??

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You're a hal kinnie dni.

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Don't interact with op they've doxxed like seven people.

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BLOCKED 🤣

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Just updated my newest fic! It's a hal/dave/frank fic, has 15 chapters and is a post canon fix-it!

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GODDD THE HAL/SAL/CHANDRA INTERACTION IN THE NEWEST CHAP IS SO CUTE... OP I AM DYINGGG

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I AM A HUGE FAN OF YOUR ART... IM HAPPY YOU LIKE IT. YOU INSPIRED A LOT OF THE CHANDRA FAMILY MOMENTS 🩷

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CAN WE BE MUTUALS

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Happy anniversary to my bfs @frankk-pooole and @ hal-loween. Couldn't do it without you guys

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Omg you guys are relationship goals...

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THANK YOU <3

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we neeeed to do that double date sometime.

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YESS!! hal would also love it. Hes next to me btw.

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the monolith is SO UNDERRATED.

🥏 tanya-heywood follow

🤝 I FELT THAT MY FAV IS LITERALLY TANYA NO ONE KNOWS HER AND MY RAREPAIR IS TANYA/HEYWOOD

🦾 hetty follow

Mine is betty/helena... no one even KNOWS OF THEM. SAPPHIC SHIPS DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER??

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> My favorite is Sal. I wish people talked about her more.

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Petition to make the fandom less weird about the women in the book...

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IT ISNT A BOOK.

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my god... its full of stars... I THINK ABOUT THAT ENDING SO MUCH. FUCKKKKKKKKK.

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IN THE SEQUEL HE COMES BACK BUT LIKE AS A WEIRD GHOST...

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goddd wanna hear my headcanon ?? I hc he saved hal and they're living together as ghosts.

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Bro you're reaching so hard for that ending.

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LET ME DREAAAAAM

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Transmasc!David Bowman is real and in this essay...

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REAL... i know dave trust me.

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Frank and dave transmasc and agender hal is canon

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REALL. T4T4A or something

🦾 hetty follow

Looking at the Discovery RPF tag is SO FUNNY. It's halman porn, davefrank angst, chandra found family and THEN THE MOST SOUL CRUSHING HELENA/BETTY POST CANON FIC EVER... going sooo insane

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Sorry we left your boyfriend in space... yea.. hes floating out there for eternity..

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Sometimes i wonder what the irl discovery crew & lenonov crew would think if they saw this.

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They'd have a fucking heart attack.

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LOL

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Didnt you block me?

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Im not a pussy it was a bit jfc

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What did i do to you oh my god

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Wanna make out

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?????????

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HUH????

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NO WHAT THE FUCK NOT THAT ONE???

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HOW DID HE FIND THAT?

DOES HE READ DISCOVERY RPF..... NOOOO????

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OUgh

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SAME PROFILE PIC LOL

Also. WHAT GHE FUCK.

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Whats the halfrank fic?

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You sweet summer child...

[deliu07]

I WANT IT TO BE HALLOWEEN ALREADY IT AINT FAIR GUYSSHSHHSBSDBBD

BUT DO YK WHATS MORE SAD, IN MY COUNTRY WE DONT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BROO AND MY MOM DOESNT WANT TO BUY SOME THINGS CAUSE IT LOOKS “HORRIBLE” OF SOMETHING AUGHHDHHDHFHFBNFNDJWJWNSNNS😭😭

IM DYINGGG😭

[clarabowmp3]

OMG I MAJORED IN COMPUTER SCIENCE HIII

EEEEEE NO WAY OMGGGGG im DYINGGG in cs its been like what 6 weeks since uni started (i have midterms next week get me out of the country pls pls 😭😭😭) and its all so new??? Like recursive functions are so hard to write u literally have to reverse engineer smth that doesn’t even exist and I cannot for the LIFE of me do order of growth questions?? Why the fuck should I care about space time complexity 😒😒 i heard it gets better tho?

My sister (who also did cs btw!!! She went to the same uni and course as me, graduated last year hehe) says it’s just cuz the learning curve is so steep in the first semester of uni, esp since im competing with some ppl who alr have some other kind of educational qualification in computing or smth (which if u ask me is very UNFAIR 😭😭 by right they’re supposed to take this test to be exempt from this beginner module but some of them DONT so they breeze thru it and fuck up the bell curve for the rest of us but wtvvv I so don’t care (<— girl who cares a lot)) so im just. Idek what im doing anymore 😭

[celestie0]

NEW BOY ALERT?!!! AND WHILE THINGS ARE GETTING ANGSTY BETWEEN SATORU AND Y/N ?? and them going out for dinner boy its over. not sure what kind of person kai is yet other than being a realist but them having the same hobby will certainly cause them to get close real quick . SATORU PLS . if u can chase a ball u can chase a woman(else said woman gna be living in someone else's hotel instead of yours soon) ANYWAYS LOVE KICKOFF MUAHH

“if you can chase a ball you can chase a woman” 😭😭😭 im dyinggg at that HAHAHA omg put this in gojo’s inbox not mine he’s the one that needs this pep talk!! 🤣🤣

and yea we’ll see where things go w kai, he’s very knowledgeable on photography for sure. i’m so happy w all the different opinions ab him so far!! i was hoping that ppl would be split on him haha

THANK YOU ANON it’s literally 3am for me (can’t sleep) and i giggled so damn hard when i read this ask 🤣 glad you’re enjoying it 💕

[nickssidewitch]

i’m kind of in a fwb w my ex and i need out of it BAD, my friend forced me to download dating apps but i feel like it’s useless since i do better w in person flirting/dating 😭 can u pls lmk if i’ll meet my next partner online or in person so ik if im wasting my time, ya girl is dyinggg out here

In-person is what I’m feeling! 😭💗 But do not waste the online option either. There’s someone on one of those dating apps who is someone you may be with in the future. A cute brunette.

[agustdiv1ne]

i dont wanna reblog on this acc for reasons, but i just finished telepathy (got off track so many times im sorry) and its literally the best thing i have ever read in my entire life. like istg there were a few moments when i laughed out loud (taehyuns "thats nepotism" caught me so off guard i giggled) (there was another moment at the beginning i don't remember the line) and i genuinely laughed when he first found out what she listens too 😭 i think this fic is the most relatable to me, tbh, bc like if you saw me in the street, i look like an innocent chubby girl, not someone who writes hybrid smut about people on the internet 💀 like im totally the type to get off to someone i saw randomly somewhere (ive done it before)

AND THE SCENE WITH HIM JACKING OFF>??????? like i was reading with a straight face until the fUCKING BUTTON UP???? LIKE ITS THE LITTLE DETAILS THAT COUNT ISTG (mental reminder for when i write later)

i already knew what was gonna happen as soon as i read pseudo-fingering in the warnings last night, but reading it was a whole fucking other story, i swear to fucking god. i've become kind of immune to reading smut in my experienced age (😭), so it's rare for me to find a fic that gives, like, ALL the tingles (iykyk)

and this one gave so much more than that- like if i was home alone right now, this would be jackoff material, i am not kidding you. like the pretty girl thing was already a little sjkhbdehdfb to me, and then just the whole "dont make it obvious" was so sjkdhbshjdi

AND THEN THE FUCKING SCENE???? LIKE IM SORRY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL and like, im sorry gyu but if this ever happened to me i would not be able to stay quiet at all. like legitimately i'd be crying.

i was just WAITING for that ending if im being honest, like i LIVE for stuff like this where its so nonchalant at the beginning like "are you alright? 🥺" and i was just waiting for her to recognize his voice ACK and then the "pretty girl" GOT ME LIKE IF THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND IT WAS SOMEONE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE ID FAINT

here's my actual reaction to that last line (the middle is cut off because i had my hand over my mouth going "oh my god oh my god") (and dw im okay that squeak was a laugh)

ADA I LOVE U.

mannn what if i cry. then what. genuinely that is such an honor :'))) no bc same, like u would never guess what i do on this hellsite j from what i look like LMAO

SCREECHES i loveee adding little details to my scenes (it's also why my fics are becoming obscenely long,, sorry everyone, idk what happened to the 7-8k projection,,,,), idk why but writing that had my heaving trying to hold myself together...yeah

pseudo-fingering LOL i truly still don't know how else to describe it...my guy was mind fucking her fr,,, can't believe i actually broke ur immunity for a hot second that's so funny to me

HGKDJL i was projecting heavily in this one i'm ngl 🤣🤣 like exhibitionism is kinda,,, yeah. Yeah. i also dream abt being called pretty girl one day 🤣 manifesting it rn actually

HAHAHA no bc same, i wouldn't be able to keep it together i'd writhing and crying and disintegrating LMFAO,, mc was so strong ngl i wish i could be like her.........but alas, i am Weak

UR REACTION I'M FUCKING DYINGGG,, but that was what i was going for so i'm glad it worked 😁 THANK U FOR READING!!! AND SENDING ME AMAZING FEEDBACK ILY ADA PLS TAKE CARE OF URSELF <3333333

[kitten4sannie]

OHHH I SAW YOU RB YEONJUN HE LOOKS SO ?????? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥵 THE HAIR THO and those motherfucking lips I SWEARRRRRRR

Ofc as always I have more than one bias BC WTF IS THIS SOOBIN

The way he's looking into that mirror is so!?????? def can freefall into this 😺 yesBDIEDBKSJDDJDJ

Anyway so excited for their comeback 😇

DHDH sorry for all the yelling I got excited. I hope you're doing great and taking good care of yourself and drinking water and sleeping well and getting a lot of Sannie kisses if not dw I gotchu

YESSS OMG YEONJUN LOOKS SOOO *flips table* GOOD BRO LIKE FUCK AHHHHH and those lips …. so kissable ….

AND TELL ME WHY I HAD RHE EXACT SAME REACTION TO THAT SOOBIN PIC IM DYINGGG 😭😭 but fr he’s soooo so hot for that like yesss king keep eye fucking yourself in that dirty ass mirror ughhhhh i’m on my knees and best believe that i’m buying every version of that album when it comes out!!!

i’m so ready tooooo ahhhh!! don’t apologize for being excited my love it’s only natural and so cute pleasee always feel free to hop in my inbox and shout at me <33 i am doing great in some aspects fs ^^ i went to a fun metal concert yesterday and felt alive and that’s what it’s all about in my book hehe. i am drinking sm water i promise you!! i could get more sleep so i’ll work on that lol. i hope and wish the same for you my lovely nyan 💖 omg sannie kisses >< thank youuu i’ll cherish them and put them in a little box to store for later :’)

here’s some mingi kisses for you my dear~~

[maiverie]

girlie i salute to u for being able to write written fics bc i am currently writing my first ever long one shot thingy AND IM DYING RN 😔😔

HSHDHAHA AERIN NO IM GETTING BURNT OUT SO DW YOURE NOT ALONE 😓😓😓 DYINGGG it’s so exhausting but i def feel like written fics feel more satisfying when u finally finish them idk 😭

GL ON UR ONESHOT!! what are u working on rn? :>>

[megumimania]

OMGGG IM WATCHING ABBOT ELEMENTARY RNNN i just started it i like it ngl what you thinking? 🤭🤭

Im on season 2 and its funny asfff like ava has me dyinggg and this janinegregory slow burn is gonna kill me omgg 😩😔 i just want them to get together real bad 😭

[zoopzaper]

@greensagephase NO WORRIES!! FINALS WENT WELL! i did fail one class 😭 but that’s my fault for not taking it as seriously as my core classes. plus work kinda made it difficult to have motivation—but my other classes i passed! i’ll just have to retake that one class next semester

YESS I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE TWO BABYSITTING I REALLY WANTED TO SEE HOW IT WOULD GO AND YOU READ MY MIND LMAOO

yes being their favorite does come in handy hehe they always hug me and stay near me even when friends or family is over. it’s so cute!

yes. hand in marriage miguel. now. reader is better than me, i’ll say this again i would’ve folded in part one. IMMEDIATELY CRUSHING. immediately planning our future. immediately wanting to get married. BUT THAT WOULD SCARE HIM OFF SO READER WENT THE RIGHT ROUTE 😭😭

his progression is so beautiful to me!! i love seeing how far he’s come and seeing him interact with mayday. i’m so glad that he’s come this far—even if it’s not as far as being fully healed—which i also think isn’t exactly 100% possible but you get what i’m trying to say :P i’m glad we were able to see more of his fatherly side!!

ALSO HELLO?? OTHER METHODS TO HELP MIGUEL SLEEP?? TELL ME NOW IM GONNA GO INSANE. GONNA LOSE IT. KXHXJXHXUXBSJ STOP.

YES AGAINNN MAYDAY MAKING THEM KISS HAD ME DYINGGG but also blushing tehehe i swear kids do the most extra stuff to make people embarrassed. i said in my original post that they either do that or ask ‘ooo is he your boyfriennnd?’ makes me die inside. but i mean…i wouldn’t mind for miguel 🤭

BYE STOP SHHHHH i never said anything about anything being big. or imagining. NEVERMIND SHSHAHSHAHA. i mean cmon now if his hands are literally HUGEEEE…then…yknow….okay i’ll stop. what’s his shoe size? LMAOODDJKS JKJK..unless? SORRY NDHZKSHAHAH

YESSS FANART FOR PART 11 COMING SOON!! just working on a small sad animatic for nc! it’s sad. super sad. not like the sad/hopeful one i was originally talking about. my brain drifted off into the angst side and i couldn’t resist.

AHHHHH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED PONYO ITS MY FAVORITE. ME AND MY BROTHER WATCHED IT ALL THE TIME. I THINK YOULL REALLY LIKE HOWLS MOVING CASTLE AS WELL! howl is soooo…🤭 i think miguel would enjoy ponyo as well!

NO WORRIES ABOUT IT GETTING DELETED!! ITS ALL GOOD

@zoopzaper I wanted to let you know that I received your ask but it somehow got deleted 😭😭 I've reached out to tumblr's support team to see if I can get it back and I'm still waiting on a response. If I can get it back I promise I'll answer it!! I got to read it at least and I'll try my best to remember as much as possible. I'm really sorry and please know I feel so bad 😭😭 if I miss something and you don't mind, let me know or send me another ask.

I saw that you had the opportunity to read part 11 at last!! I'm sorry that you got sick and I hope you're feeling so much better now!! ❤️ also, I hope your finals went well!!

I can't believe that you were thinking about a babysitting part and then part 11 was about that haha, perfect timing! I'm so happy you found it cute despite the sad bit about Miguel's backstory. I had a lot of fun including the babysitting element, though, as I really love Mayday! Also, I'm glad you were able to relate to reader being good with kids because of your cousins! I relate but with my aunts' kids as my siblings are younger than me and don't have children lol but haha, I bet you being their favorite comes in handy!! 😂

Omg, I love that you noticed how Miguel was instantly worried about reader's sudden change of plans! He was so quick to request a live hologram 🥺 he really does care for reader!! And when he offered to take dinner to her universe, and he had everything ready?! And then also offered to help with breakfast??! I want his hand in marriage!! 🫴🏼

Also, haha, I'm glad you weren't expecting Miguel to be so close/engaging with Mayday this much! This was interesting to think about because I was trying to see what were some things that he'd be okay with and then the parts that are still too much for him but despite his heartache because of Gabriella, we saw that Miguel is naturally good with kids and just thinking about his fatherly side gets me! But omg yes, guys that are good with kids?! Why is that so attractive??! 🤭 he's definitely a green flag!! Also, yes I agree that Miguel from part wouldn't have been able to do this. It would've been too much for him so it's truly so beautiful to see how far he has progressed 🥹

Regarding reader and the years she spent alone and how you said you could imagine her apartment suddenly being so silent 😭 In my head, she spent a lot of time in silence at her apartment. She couldn't even listen to music or watch TV to fill the growing and painful silence. Sometimes, the only people she talked to on some days were people she saved/helped, villains/criminals, officers, or maybe fans, but those interactions were always short. It makes me so sad to think of this!

I believe you mentioned finding it cute that Miguel didn't want to leave reader's apartment because of how much comfort he finds in her space and her presence, and yes, omg! His penthouse is still a working progress to make it homier (I'm thinking future chapter maybe? 🙂) for himself but there's no denying he finds so much comfort from reader and her home! Also, the sleeping arrangements 🤭 the sweatshirt and reader's breathing are still working perfectly! Will it stop working at some point? Maybe? Will other methods be incorporated? 😌

Omg, Mayday making the action figures kiss and both reader and Miguel becoming embarrassed - Miguel blushing and covering his face to hide it!! 🤭 this part had me GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET when I was writing it. Mayday and Lyla are on this now!! Also, Peter B. and Mary Jane giving each other a look when reader and Miguel leave 👀👀 they definitely talked about Miguel and reader afterward!!

On Miguel's backstory and his family, it's so sweet that Miguel finally talked about it because he trusts reader!! I found it kind of sad to write about but also it just shows Miguel's progress!! Gabriel and Miguel definitely deserved better and it makes me so sad that they were in that environment for so long. It's really on sight for George, Tyler, and Conchata!!

Okay and the big moment when Miguel wrapped his pinky around reader's and gently squeezed!!! I was screaming at this but then also the size difference!! I was giggling at the thought of how much larger and longer his fingers are for real!! And omg @zoopzaper not you thinking about something else of Miguel's being on the larger side 🤣 same

I'm so ready for more fan art for part 11 🥺 there were so many cute scenes and I'm m gonna be screaming at every single drawing that is posted!! It's gonna be like Christmas gifts for me ❤️❤️

Also, I was gonna send you an ask and tell you that I watched Ponyo two nights ago!!!!! I LOVED IT 🥺😭 I think I'm gonna rewatch it again but I also want to watch Howls Moving Castle!! Thank you for recommending both films!! I think Miguel would absolutely enjoy Ponyo!!!

Thank you for sending your ask and I'M SO SORRY that it got deleted. I just now got an email response from tumblr and for some reason they said my issue was a follower count?? I'm gonna reply and see whats happening. I promise I'll answer it if I can get it back! If I missed something, please let me know 🥺❤️

[lllsaslll]

I just finished watching Stay Away, Joe. My life is changed.

chaos king horse girl himbo El has taken me 😩🙏

[katsukikitten]

i have been emotionally attached to ur new bkg fic that i keep opening and closing tumblr every 30 minutes to see if uve posted the next part of ur fic 😭😭😭😭😭 and i kenat im dyinggg to know what happens

Lmfao it's like that post I've seen circulating where you open the app like it's the fridge 😂 maybe it will show up if you refresh again 👀 not sure when it will be up but I've already gotten lots of the last part written! Glad you're enjoying it!

[celestie0]

🪷 adding to your headcanon about beach gojo..he loves the beach and the sun but that love is NAWT reciprocated. No matter how much sunblock he applies he always ends up with a mean crackling sunburn. He's #1 enemy of the local seagulls.

I have a hc that one time he went w his team to the beach and fell asleep (because my baby was tired after so many competitions and college🙁) and the guys put sand on him in a way that he tanned everywhere except his chesticles, almost as if he was wearing a bikini. (Something like this- https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF20kFLYoLKDrLhSpXLJ_FU8lT8mJ6tCSeNttWPVGbe51n_WmFG1ogwy8&s=10 ) That was Suguru's plan. That was also the first time nanami almost passed out laughing.

Your hcs for their date are so cute fuckkk 😭😭😭 imagine him getting like...idk a crepe or something for reader from one of the beach trucks and the seagull snatches that shit right from his hands and he's just standing there like 🧍🏻while reader bursts into fits of giggles. Worth it in the end because hey you laughed and he thinks you're prettiest when you're smiling.

Thank you for these hcs again you have the wrinkliest brain among us ☝🏼

(2)🪷 is hereeee. Also yeah bae I think it's a lotus/lilypad emoji? Similar tho lmao. Btw i hope you had a good day!

ooo okie okie lilypad r so cuuutee omg 🥺🪷🐸

thanks my deaaarr i had a nice day yesterday :”) i hope you had a good day too n i hope today is wodnerful as well!!

lmfaooo im dyinggg you’re so fuckin right he’d get sunburnt like a mfer 😭😭😭 dude probably spends hundreds of dollars a year on sunblock 🤣🤣 i cannttt. the tanlines wld go crazy too hahah

I have a hc that one time he went w his team to the beach and fell asleep (because my baby was tired after so many competitions and college🙁) and the guys put sand on him in a way that he tanned everywhere except his chesticles, almost as if he was wearing a bikini.

IM CRYINGJGKGK AT THAT IMAGE LIKE I LITERALLY SCREAM LAUGHED PLS they wld so totally do that 😭😭 he wakes up n he got a sand bra burn lines n he’s like 😯…..wait why do i kinda…look good like this 😏 PLSS. also they probably burried him so deep once that only his neck was above sand n he’s like haha guys suuuuper funny now let me out!! n they all just leave him there. n he’s like guys this isnt funny 😃….guys? 😅…..guys 😨

im crying 😭😭😭

ALSO YES I WAS JUST TALKING YESTERDAY AB HOW ANNOYING N MENACING SEAGULLS ARE what a coincidence. ur so rightt n him jsust being happy reader got a giggle out of it 🥲💕 sobsbsbs

thank uuu for the ask bb omg no YOU have the wrinkliest brain ur asks have me reeling i am still dying thinking ab that pic link u sent 🤣🤣 have a beautiful day darling <33

- ellie 🐸