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NEW BOY ALERT?!!! AND WHILE THINGS ARE GETTING ANGSTY BETWEEN SATORU AND Y/N ?? and them going out for dinner boy its over. not sure what kind of person kai is yet other than being a realist but them having the same hobby will certainly cause them to get close real quick . SATORU PLS . if u can chase a ball u can chase a woman(else said woman gna be living in someone else's hotel instead of yours soon) ANYWAYS LOVE KICKOFF MUAHH
“if you can chase a ball you can chase a woman” 😭😭😭 im dyinggg at that HAHAHA omg put this in gojo’s inbox not mine he’s the one that needs this pep talk!! 🤣🤣
and yea we’ll see where things go w kai, he’s very knowledgeable on photography for sure. i’m so happy w all the different opinions ab him so far!! i was hoping that ppl would be split on him haha
THANK YOU ANON it’s literally 3am for me (can’t sleep) and i giggled so damn hard when i read this ask 🤣 glad you’re enjoying it 💕
#im gonna be thinking about this when i write the next chapter loool#his new motto#CHASE THE WOMAN NOT THE BALL GODDAMIT#kickoff#asks#anon
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One thing about Season 1 Anthony Bridgerton?
He’s never been right about absolutely anything
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton season one#bridgerton#bridgerton memes#me counting s1 Anthony’s misses: ANOTHER ONE THANK YOU#my traumatised little meow meow was just wrong about everything 😭😭😭#soooo relatable 🫡#my man bagged a baddie and immediately backtracked on all his plans#his new motto?#whatever my wife wants
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kakashi being very serious in boruto's graduation exam
#kakashi#kakashi hatake#boruto#he was like: 'i'm not here to play' and continued to beat those kids without thinking twice 😂#but i actually love that he kept following his motto even with the new generation#u know help ur friends or ur worse than scum#but above all that#he looks really hot all serious come on#b36#boruto 37#mine
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Drawing a character will really make you take note of their character design.
Like, for example, Jericho.
I just realized that his hat in both designs are very wide. Like sir, why does you hat need to cover your shoulders. And also Jeri has some more stuffing in ‘im in his new design. Likewise, tho, his old design seems more…idk, human? Like, he has an actual neck and shoulders. And his head is a more normal-ish shape, rather than the empty burlap sack it is in his new design. Idk, it’s the little things
#this is also how I learned about Gideons yellow eyes#and Marius’ poofy sleeves in his new design#or hell even torbeks tiny ears#I never took note of any of these details until I started drawing them#idk I find it interesting#legends of avantris#edge of midnight#jericho sticks#anyway speaking of drawing#I have learned that my motto when it comes to drawing faces is#’if I don’t look at it it doesn’t exist’#I mean yeah I have to draw the face EVENTUALLY#but I’d rather spend two hours tediously drawing every feather or strand of hair#than try and figure out how the fuck do I draw the face#which btw is why Marius and Gideon’s faces look so odd#I had no idea what to do with their faces and I lowkey hate it#i mean im happy with how I drew Marius’ everything else. but I almost wanna go back and redo his face.
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Sweet dreams
#my art#star wars#loth cat#pet memorial#a new patch for my bag#this is mr president he was as bastardly as they come#his motto was go big or go home#he got into a lot of fights#got some battle scars#only lived five years#which i think is why there was so much bastardness cause it all had to be fit in five years#he chewed on house plants to make me get up and take care of whatever he wanted at the time#he played fetch#he slept in ridiculous carousel poses all the time#he was still a sweetheart often enough that i loved him dearly and i wish i could have known him as an old man#wasnt a recent death or anything i just miss him
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bat splat thank youuu for saying the pecco jorge rivalry is just for pecco as opposed to having the specter of Vale hanging over it. I want to ask tho, I have been seeing people say the only reason pecco wins the race is because he copies jorge's setup throughout friday/saturday/Sprint. Wanted your opinion on this because I have also heard that Pecco gives decent engineering input and builds his race slowly over the weekend. Was just confused about how much data sharing can actually help, and how much does it help with the ducati specifically!! Have a nice day, love your posts
have a good day too, anon!! and I will gladly spread the pecco narrative independence agenda!! it's something I really do like about the rivalry - expanded a bit in the comments under this, but it's neat to have something that really is Just Pecco's. from inception it's very much his own rivalry, his own narrative... idk, this sport is too reliant on valentino to provide any kind of narrative tension, and it's just sort of refreshing to see this multi-year narrative play out that has fuck all to do with that guy. enough
on the set-up copying, obviously that is bullshit. I mean, to be clear, I'm sure pecco absolutely copies the set-ups of other ducati riders, but that's very much a mutual process - it's something that benefits all the ducati riders, and they've all openly spoken about this. it's very helpful to be able to see the data from seven other riders!! that's a big part of why ducati has been so bloody good!! the main difference is that jorge tends to be faster from the start of the weekend, whereas pecco tends to take time to reach his level. which I suppose makes some people draw the conclusion that pecco is only fast once he's copied someone's set-up. again, this isn't the case - it is just a difference in approaches. points come... well, unfortunately, not just on sunday anymore, but they certainly do not come on a friday. pecco knows this, which is also why sometimes he's not even trying to top an fp1 session - this year there have been quite a few instances of jorge but not pecco throwing on a fresh set of tyres towards the end of fp1 and setting a particularly impressive lap time. there's also nothing wrong with THAT approach, jorge is playing to his strengths, but at a certain point we're just talking different run plans
(there is also a very obvious logical fallacy with this line of reasoning. if you are copying someone's set-up, then by definition you have the same set-up as them. and if you beat someone with the same set-up, then it stands to reason that you were riding better than them. sure, you can argue the success is less earned because your team... idk, just lazed around all weekend, but at the end of the day surely you still cannot be a bad rider if you are getting more out of another rider's set-up than they themselves are able to manage)
and yeah, pecco is known for giving good feedback! just being a good learner in general. here, actually, a little throwback from start of 2019 where pecco's crew chief gabarrini (who also ofc has worked with casey, lorenzo and briefly with marc) compared pecco and marc:
"A driver - all of them do this - starts at a certain level and ends the day at a higher level. What makes the difference is starting again where you were. Few have this quality: it often happens that a driver sets good times - without knowing why, without being aware of how he got there. The 'good' ones, on the other hand, have this characteristic: they achieve a result and know why they did it," explained the chief technician. Gabarrini even goes so far as to compare the MotoGP rookie with the current world champion: "I saw this quality in Márquez: I was with him when he made his debut in the MotoGP World Championship. His ability to not forget what he had learned impressed me. Once he had understood an aspect of the riding style, the set-up or any other thing to be faster, he had it in him forever. Pecco also has this quality." "In Valencia we started with a base similar to the one Lorenzo used: on paper it suited Bagnaia, based on what you could understand when you saw him riding a Moto2 bike. From then on, the normal changes to the set-up were made so that he could ride the bike as he liked. In the meantime, Pecco has worked enormously to adapt his style to the Ducati."
and there you have it - pecco's good at progressively getting better at stuff, including over the course of the weekend. as for the set-up copying thing, partly it's just typical competitive paranoia (even though it feels like the fans are currently doing it more than the riders). back in the day, valentino and jorge used to have the world's dumbest arguments about this every other week. led to one of my all time fave messy jb moments:
god I miss that guy so badly. they don't do ride-or-die like that anymore
the point is that both sides were engaging in pretty silly mudslinging, just kind of for the vibes of it. valentino/jb trying to get under jorge's skin and jorge a bit more earnestly aggrieved. as ever, if you want to read more about how that particular era of jorge/valentino unfolded, see here. this is just to say, this kind of faffing about is a tale as old as time and it's always a bit silly... you had jorge say that it was impossible for them anyway to copy each other's data in the very same answer as he accused valentino of copying his set-up. like, I'm sorry, I am not going to take this seriously. a lot of sports is about having dumb arguments
and yeah, again, pecco does gradually build up his level over the weekend. more of a valentino than a casey, it's fair to say. and that'll hurt him in the sprint format - which I talked about a bit recently while going through casey's latest interview about how sprints are satan's providence:
so yeah, casey thinks that if anything there isn't enough time to work on set-up, and mat oxley thinks it's rubbish to say pecco relies on sprint data to be better on sunday. (as I said in that post, I do find it fun if unsurprising that casey is so virulently anti-sprints, because you'd think a lot of aspects of the format - including less time for everyone for working on set-ups - really would have suited him. keeping it real.) so on the whole... y'know. maybe he just gets better over the course of the weekend. it's been known to happen. there's actually some pretty significant ways in which the current version of the sport isn't all that pecco-friendly, from the shitty michelin front tyre we're keeping for another year to the sprint format we appear to be stuck with. it's just that he also happens to be on the best bike - and the fact that he's winning a lot but simultaneously isn't highly rated by fans makes people want to believe that the current series is 100% ideal for him
a lot of fans are loathe to admit pecco might actually be a good rider so they'll find basically everything to justify that prior. including getting into increasingly conspiratorial territory. but my actual take is this - if pecco has been gaming the system so expertly that he is somehow the only guy able to take full advantage of everyone else's data, so shrewd and cunning that he can spread magic dust on his bike so that he suddenly leaps ahead of jorge, such a dastardly operator that he can steal the set-up that poor jorge perfected on friday morning to fix his bike five minutes before the sunday race, then... good. I support it. I hope he's cheating. the more unearned the success is, the better in my books. long live corporate espionage and foul play
#that last sentence could be the motto of this blog#but yeah pecco narrative independence from valentino. very dear to me. let there be some new stuff#i actually like being a fan of valentino and marc because it continually gives me the chance to like. test my principles#to check if a lot of the stuff that annoys me in other sports about how The Anointed Ones are treated would still annoy me -#- if i happen to like the anointed ones in a particular sport#and i pass the test with flying colours!! still pisses me off. still think both fanbases are insufferable. still root for underdogs. yay#i think with them at least sometimes the narrative leans into how it's Kind Of Fucked Up#like it's very much 'you're the narrative's favourite but maybe that's not a good thing' right#but i still STILL hate fan spaces that just wank off to how great these guys are OR make every single thing about them#and are insanely sensitive to any suggestion that they might not be the literal centre of the universe#so y'know. points for not being a hypocrite. i hate my own guys' fans too!!#//#brr brr#current tag#batsplat responds#also valentino's more fun about it because he leverages his fans for evil#like in other sports it's very 'well thousands of people booed his opponent but what should he do :(( uwu what a great sportsman'#wheres valentino is actually nasty about it. makes it way less insufferable#- girl who is still extremely obviously not over one specific tennis match. i get valentino because i too hold life long grudges
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thinking today about the parallel between Maximus’ motto “strength and honor” and Proximo’s motto “shadows and dust”
#and also! maximus’ little mini-motto ‘‘dust and air’’#just the way those catchphrases sum up the characters’ mindsets so well#maximus is a man who values strength as a way to survive and provide and protect#and honor as a way of life that keeps him fixed on the right path#he’s a man of unswerving devotion#he finds his indentity in those attributes#and of course he loses himself for awhile when he gives up on those values#it’s only when he hears proximo’s motivational speech that he decides to live again#he remembers his own pep talks to his men to have strength and honor#i LOVE the full circle moment when maximus says strength and honor to juba#he’s the general again and he has a new closest trusted friend#but then! proximo as the pessimistic fatalistic foil to maximus’ unswerving belief in a better way#when maximus asks proximo if he remembers what it meant to have trust UMPH#but proximo seeing men as nothing but shadows (pretenders and figments without a chance at life) and dust (doomed to die and vanish forever#he sees himself that way too#on the outside he’s a big tough gladiator trainer with a wealthy lifestyle and a famous name#but he knows ultimately he will become shadows and dust#he even says it as his last words because that’s what he’s becoming#but!! the fact that it’s worth it to him!#he believes enough in maximus’ strength and honor that his own shadows and dust isn’t purely hopeless anymore!#still fatalistic and existential but in a less depressing way#and maximus with dust and air hhhaaaahhgggh#everything is dust and air (fleeting and intangible) without his family to return to#i could write essays on this topic#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#text posts
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Out to ruin mens lives
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I think the "Billy should ditch the boar" takes comes from AM being the one route that breaks their self-insert fantasy. Flamey and Emile doing their stuff and the Jerry thing etc do not matter bcs its not being directly mean to YOU, the player, in YOUR story. Edel-chan is a very sad and traumatized girl that will ALWAYS love YOU no matter what you do and she will doodle YOU and squeak about rats n stuff, but you don't have to actually deal with any of her supposed trauma in a realistic way (+)
(cont) She will always be fine and ready to gush after you, the trauma is only a plot device to make her wary of other people that aren't you, and be attached to only you. What she does to randoms doesn't matter as long as she's nice to you. But the evil european barbarian boar dares to actually show his trauma and negative emotions around you, and make you uncomfy, and bring any sort of realism to your fantasy! how dare he! Not only that, but he admits he didn't like you at the beginning!!!(+) (cont) you, the player, isn't above other characters when it comes to him being rude because of his trauma and mental illness, and the story dares to show your avatar feeling sad and powerless instead of badass and cool. He won't listen to you until another character opens his eyes first, and even if you marry him he's still hearing voices and struggling with his issues, your love won't cure him!! Not only that, but AM is his story, not yours! (+) (cont) It relegates your self-insert to a supportive deuteragonist instead of the main hero the plot centers around. He will become The King and you will be just a religious leader, following the footsteps of the Evil Lizard Lady!! Obviously you don't want that!! this is your story, where you can dump all your anti-church IRL arguments into, and be a super cool baddass mercenary who never has to deal with negative emotions!! And that's why AM is the only FE16 route where I actually like Billy.
Sorry anon for the tardiness of the reply!
Yep, I feel like for both Dee and the evil lizard lady, at one point, they are unhappy/upset/angry and more or less negative at Billy - who is, in this situation, taken as the player.
I remember during the heights of 2020-2021 discourse people sending asks to other asking how can they like Rhea bcs she was meant to "u" and whatnot, and it's just... Self-insert at its finest?
But Billy - the character we see in Nopes, FEH and FE17, wouldn't feel like the player in those instances (because Billy the character would never pick the "uwu" option in the Holy Tomb, and Billy the character would understand and/or at least get how Dimitri doesn't want to talk right now) - so again, it's the same old question, who is Billy? An empty self insert who feels a lot of sad uwus when Rhea threatens to rip their heart out as they assist and support who swore to kill her because her ears are pointy and cries whenever Dimitri doesn't want to talk to them, or is Billy the character we see in other games, who shows more empathy and tries to understand people, and thus, wouldn't have been able to pick a certain route in FE16?
Lol I just remember now how some people didn't like Cyril or even Seteth because they didn't slobber over Billy - as the self-insert - in their first 5 lines unlike the rest of the cast ^^
Granted, this "YOU must be the most important person EVER" comes back in full force with the S-supports (tfw seteth doesn't mention his family to billy when they hold hands) and it reiterates something I always knew : Avatars were a mistake.
Parasocial maybe saved the franchise from turning into another F-Zero like saga, but damn if it nuked a lot in the process (and by, a lot, i mean coherence and characters networks).
#anon#replies#sorry i'm late lol#FE16#But yes to everything you said#AM is Dimitri's story as he learns to rely on people and not exclusively on u#meanwhile Claude who is supposed to open up to people spends most of time talking to you about his dreams than to talk the deers#and given how FE16 Billy isn't allowed to be a character and thus must always be static or nod#there are no interactions#i mean if billy was uwu me#the second clout said uwu church isolationism uwu new values that don't exclude people for being different#i'd say he's full of shit because those have never been the CoS's values and motto#AM Billy is a guide but doesn't push Dimitri#Dimitri follows the path himself because that's what he wants to#after he opened up to his friends who were always by his side#tbh as the game presents it AM is the second coming of post WoH Seiros and Willy#even without the hand holding it was supposed to end like this#but it went haywire and since Fodlan apparently loves its cycles#a world without Billy at its head is per this game not the best thing ever#but tbh I prefer this end to SS
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No lyrics, this is just a piano interpretation/cover Ves did. But I have something special for you below the cut 🖤
Edited out the commenters' last names for privacy, but could you fucking imagine??? Commenting on a video and Ves responding??? I guess I'm fangirling and these people had no idea, but still. Very jealous lmao 😅
#lost media#circa 2012#the safety fire#the safety fire floods of colour#floods of colour#song floods of colour#piano interpretation#there is like 40 seconds of silence at the end#i left it in for the full experience#not because i'm lazy and don't want to edit the mp3 😅#also i wish ves would have done a piano cover of born of osiris#literally would have fucking died if i heard that though#“FUCK!!! BoO COVER BEFORE BREAKFAST!!!” is my new motto#as far as covers go i'm not sure if he covered scarlet#but there are quite a few periphery covers that i do have#also i guess the album art for tsf is lungfish?#otherwise ves's lungfish comment is so way out of left field that i can't even 😂😂#man loves himself some aquatic animals#and as far as i know he never used soundcloud#ves used the “whatever” option instead for uploading his music#so don't bug the guy on soundcloud with ves's name lol its not him
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In honor of my original idea “Henry will be the vessel for the Alderking”, the question “what if Henry grew up with his father” and the Taiden being soulmates concept (brought to you by @deadlycupid), let me raise you this au:
Henry was raised and trained by Cameron and the knights because everyone is convinced he’s the Alderking’s soul reborn (since they look alike and all that) and they want him to one day “regain his throne”.
However, they are mistaken. For as much as Henry may look like the Alderking reborn, he is not the actual rebirth.
It’s the other of the two brothers instead. Aiden. He is the true soul of the Alderking, reborn. But he is on no one’s radar since he was raised in the human world.
And then one day, Aiden comes to the world of fae, probably looking for the brother he just now heard existed and somehow gets roped into the whole mess, ending up fighting against the knights.
And even then, when there are some subtle yet clear signs of who he truly is, the knights simply don’t get it.
In comes Talon. Talon, in this scenario, is a knight as well. He also happens to be the reborn soul of Cyprian, the Alderking’s shield.
He called bullshit on all that the knights thought to be true right from the beginning, but no one would listen to him.
Talon looked at Aiden ONCE and immediately knows what’s up. He recognizes him, cause Cyprian would recognize his beloved king anywhere, even in this other life.
The knights will be like “Henry is the rebirth of our king” and Talon will turn right around and be like “yeah no.” *points at Aiden* “THAT is my king right there*.
But he like never says anything to the knights, cause he now realizes it’s better if they don’t know.
And then immediately he makes it his life’s work to protect Aiden, to keep him away from all danger and temptation.
Because this rebirth of the Alderking is yet the pure, good version of what the true Alderking once was and Talon tries everything in his might to keep this boy from being corrupted again.
Maybe this time, he hopes, he can actually save his king.
#the knights want the Alderking to continue his work. Talon wants to prevent that the Alderkjng ever reaches the point of wanting to start it#he just wants to have a quiet life with his friend/lover without having to lose him again#his motto is pretty much don’t use the new life you were given to make the wrong decision twice#just daydreaming in a fever like state don’t mind me#but also this idea lowkey got me like 👀#writer speaks#writeblr#wip: the knights of the alder
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in the dark times
will they also stay silly?
yes they stay silly
about the dark times
#bee speaks#this idea wont leave my brain alone so im giving it to all of u#this post brought to u by horrible news getting lessened after silly fun times w my family#<3#but i stay silly :3#editing to say: actually i think im gonna pin this lmao. staying silly is the only thing getting me thru atm#this is based on that bertolt brecht quote abt singing btw. from his poem motto#in case you were unfamiliar<3
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“Super over-bearing” DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK ELIAS BOUCHARD IS-
#his personal motto may as well be keeping his fucking hands off everything ❗️❗️#kills you with ten thousand beams attack#sorry.#vagueing#discourse#every day I go into the elias tag and am hit by a brand new wave of he would not fucking say that
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I'll take "posts that Lily Orchard would write" for 500, Alex.
what is this "as someone who escaped the alt right pipeline" failpost I've seen so many people vague about
#where the fuck do you people think the alt right rise came from?#that's how right wing cults work by taking any feeling of oppression real or imagined and using it to convince you that you're the best#you aren't doing it any favors by actively reinforcing it#there's a reason right wing words their takes as “not all men” and “all lives matter”#they run on being the underdogs and the reaction#at least in their own heads#the motto of all cults is “your Problems are caused by The Other and we will help you defeat them”#The Problem and The Other can be anything so long as you think their in group holds the solution#that's how TERFs feed on victims of misogyny while also being the most misogynistic shitbags on Earth#that's how misogynoir exists#and how gay people and black people and women become right wing despite right wing hating all those things#you want men like this to stop end up becoming Nazis?#do sonething about the “men are all fat hairy ugly rapists” rhetoric#TERFs are a right wing cult but they built up by building upon the extremes of left wing discourse#nibbling at the cracks in people who weren’t as different from their oppressors as they wanted to believe#which is what the post is actually about if you'd actually read it#“hey I'm trying to stop being a part of horrible hate cult”#“this idiot isn't over his own biases yet! let's make a new post behind his back to mock him for being stupid!”#yeah even assuming you're 100% on the read here this is still a shit tier take#lily orchards. all of you.
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thought about dazai osamu today and had a breakdown
#the writer not the bsd version#man i just.... i just really love dazai osamu#like you have no idea#i can't word anything properly but you get the drift#i see him and his name and his works and i just cry#i treat him so reverentially as though his word is the gospel but i also know not to make it my motto to live by#his works leave me raw and wanting more and i hate hate hate how some b/s/d fans treat them (the author & character)#how do you take a man's attempts to understand himself and get help and get better#despite him believing that he couldn't. despite him trying to kill himself multiple times#despite all the shit he goes through HE TRIES#he tries so hard and NLH ends on that note: urges you to get help and see your worth and cherish connection#how do you take all that and make it into edgy anime boi#b/s/d dazai is not a bad version of dazai. in fact he's my fave one because he echoes the sentiments in the epilogue to NLH#but a lot of the new fans forget that;// and it makes me so sad#idk idk idk#im old and tired#personal#tbd
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Google’s enshittification memos
[Note, 9 October 2023: Google disputes the veracity of this claim, but has declined to provide the exhibits and testimony to support its claims. Read more about this here.]
When I think about how the old, good internet turned into the enshitternet, I imagine a series of small compromises, each seemingly reasonable at the time, each contributing to a cultural norm of making good things worse, and worse, and worse.
Think about Unity President Marc Whitten's nonpology for his company's disastrous rug-pull, in which they declared that everyone who had paid good money to use their tool to make a game would have to keep paying, every time someone downloaded that game:
The most fundamental thing that we’re trying to do is we’re building a sustainable business for Unity. And for us, that means that we do need to have a model that includes some sort of balancing change, including shared success.
https://www.wired.com/story/unity-walks-back-policies-lost-trust/
"Shared success" is code for, "If you use our tool to make money, we should make money too." This is bullshit. It's like saying, "We just want to find a way to share the success of the painters who use our brushes, so every time you sell a painting, we want to tax that sale." Or "Every time you sell a house, the company that made the hammer gets to wet its beak."
And note that they're not talking about shared risk here – no one at Unity is saying, "If you try to make a game with our tools and you lose a million bucks, we're on the hook for ten percent of your losses." This isn't partnership, it's extortion.
How did a company like Unity – which became a market leader by making a tool that understood the needs of game developers and filled them – turn into a protection racket? One bad decision at a time. One rationalization and then another. Slowly, and then all at once.
When I think about this enshittification curve, I often think of Google, a company that had its users' backs for years, which created a genuinely innovative search engine that worked so well it seemed like *magic, a company whose employees often had their pick of jobs, but chose the "don't be evil" gig because that mattered to them.
People make fun of that "don't be evil" motto, but if your key employees took the gig because they didn't want to be evil, and then you ask them to be evil, they might just quit. Hell, they might make a stink on the way out the door, too:
https://theintercept.com/2018/09/13/google-china-search-engine-employee-resigns/
Google is a company whose founders started out by publishing a scientific paper describing their search methodology, in which they said, "Oh, and by the way, ads will inevitably turn your search engine into a pile of shit, so we're gonna stay the fuck away from them":
http://infolab.stanford.edu/pub/papers/google.pdf
Those same founders retained a controlling interest in the company after it went IPO, explaining to investors that they were going to run the business without having their elbows jostled by shortsighted Wall Street assholes, so they could keep it from turning into a pile of shit:
https://abc.xyz/investor/founders-letters/ipo-letter/
And yet, it's turned into a pile of shit. Google search is so bad you might as well ask Jeeves. The company's big plan to fix it? Replace links to webpages with florid paragraphs of chatbot nonsense filled with a supremely confident lies:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/14/googles-ai-hype-circle/
How did the company get this bad? In part, this is the "curse of bigness." The company can't grow by attracting new users. When you have 90%+ of the market, there are no new customers to sign up. Hypothetically, they could grow by going into new lines of business, but Google is incapable of making a successful product in-house and also kills most of the products it buys from other, more innovative companies:
https://killedbygoogle.com/
Theoretically, the company could pursue new lines of business in-house, and indeed, the current leaders of companies like Amazon, Microsoft and Apple are all execs who figured out how to get the whole company to do something new, and were elevated to the CEO's office, making each one a billionaire and sealing their place in history.
It is for this very reason that any exec at a large firm who tries to make a business-wide improvement gets immediately and repeatedly knifed by all their colleagues, who correctly reason that if someone else becomes CEO, then they won't become CEO. Machiavelli was an optimist:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/28/microincentives-and-enshittification/
With no growth from new customers, and no growth from new businesses, "growth" has to come from squeezing workers (say, laying off 12,000 engineers after a stock buyback that would have paid their salaries for the next 27 years), or business customers (say, by colluding with Facebook to rig the ad market with the Jedi Blue conspiracy), or end-users.
Now, in theory, we might never know exactly what led to the enshittification of Google. In theory, all of compromises, debates and plots could be lost to history. But tech is not an oral culture, it's a written one, and techies write everything down and nothing is ever truly deleted.
Time and again, Big Tech tells on itself. Think of FTX's main conspirators all hanging out in a group chat called "Wirefraud." Amazon naming its program targeting weak, small publishers the "Gazelle Project" ("approach these small publishers the way a cheetah would pursue a sickly gazelle”). Amazon documenting the fact that users were unknowingly signing up for Prime and getting pissed; then figuring out how to reduce accidental signups, then deciding not to do it because it liked the money too much. Think of Zuck emailing his CFO in the middle of the night to defend his outsized offer to buy Instagram on the basis that users like Insta better and Facebook couldn't compete with them on quality.
It's like every Big Tech schemer has a folder on their desktop called "Mens Rea" filled with files like "Copy_of_Premeditated_Murder.docx":
https://doctorow.medium.com/big-tech-cant-stop-telling-on-itself-f7f0eb6d215a?sk=351f8a54ab8e02d7340620e5eec5024d
Right now, Google's on trial for its sins against antitrust law. It's a hard case to make. To secure a win, the prosecutors at the DoJ Antitrust Division are going to have to prove what was going on in Google execs' minds when the took the actions that led to the company's dominance. They're going to have to show that the company deliberately undertook to harm its users and customers.
Of course, it helps that Google put it all in writing.
Last week, there was a huge kerfuffile over the DoJ's practice of posting its exhibits from the trial to a website each night. This is a totally normal thing to do – a practice that dates back to the Microsoft antitrust trial. But Google pitched a tantrum over this and said that the docs the DoJ were posting would be turned into "clickbait." Which is another way of saying, "the public would find these documents very interesting, and they would be damning to us and our case":
https://www.bigtechontrial.com/p/secrecy-is-systemic
After initially deferring to Google, Judge Amit Mehta finally gave the Justice Department the greenlight to post the document. It's up. It's wild:
https://www.justice.gov/d9/2023-09/416692.pdf
The document is described as "notes for a course on communication" that Google VP for Finance Michael Roszak prepared. Roszak says he can't remember whether he ever gave the presentation, but insists that the remit for the course required him to tell students "things I didn't believe," and that's why the document is "full of hyperbole and exaggeration."
OK.
But here's what the document says: "search advertising is one of the world's greatest business models ever created…illicit businesses (cigarettes or drugs) could rival these economics…[W]e can mostly ignore the demand side…(users and queries) and only focus on the supply side of advertisers, ad formats and sales."
It goes on to say that this might be changing, and proposes a way to balance the interests of the search and ads teams, which are at odds, with search worrying that ads are pushing them to produce "unnatural search experiences to chase revenue."
"Unnatural search experiences to chase revenue" is a thinly veiled euphemism for the prophetic warnings in that 1998 Pagerank paper: "The goals of the advertising business model do not always correspond to providing quality search to users." Or, more plainly, "ads will turn our search engine into a pile of shit."
And, as Roszak writes, Google is "able to ignore one of the fundamental laws of economics…supply and demand." That is, the company has become so dominant and cemented its position so thoroughly as the default search engine across every platforms and system that even if it makes its search terrible to goose revenues, users won't leave. As Lily Tomlin put it on SNL: "We don't have to care, we're the phone company."
In the enshittification cycle, companies first lure in users with surpluses – like providing the best search results rather than the most profitable ones – with an eye to locking them in. In Google's case, that lock-in has multiple facets, but the big one is spending billions of dollars – enough to buy a whole Twitter, every single year – to be the default search everywhere.
Google doesn't buy its way to dominance because it has the very best search results and it wants to shield you from inferior competitors. The economically rational case for buying default position is that preventing competition is more profitable than succeeding by outperforming competitors. The best reason to buy the default everywhere is that it lets you lower quality without losing business. You can "ignore the demand side, and only focus on advertisers."
For a lot of people, the analysis stops here. "If you're not paying for the product, you're the product." Google locks in users and sells them to advertisers, who are their co-conspirators in a scheme to screw the rest of us.
But that's not right. For one thing, paying for a product doesn't mean you won't be the product. Apple charges a thousand bucks for an iPhone and then nonconsensually spies on every iOS user in order to target ads to them (and lies about it):
https://pluralistic.net/2022/11/14/luxury-surveillance/#liar-liar
John Deere charges six figures for its tractors, then runs a grift that blocks farmers from fixing their own machines, and then uses their control over repair to silence farmers who complain about it:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/05/31/dealers-choice/#be-a-shame-if-something-were-to-happen-to-it
Fair treatment from a corporation isn't a loyalty program that you earn by through sufficient spending. Companies that can sell you out, will sell you out, and then cry victim, insisting that they were only doing their fiduciary duty for their sacred shareholders. Companies are disciplined by fear of competition, regulation or – in the case of tech platforms – customers seizing the means of computation and installing ad-blockers, alternative clients, multiprotocol readers, etc:
https://doctorow.medium.com/an-audacious-plan-to-halt-the-internets-enshittification-and-throw-it-into-reverse-3cc01e7e4604?sk=85b3f5f7d051804521c3411711f0b554
Which is where the next stage of enshittification comes in: when the platform withdraws the surplus it had allocated to lure in – and then lock in – business customers (like advertisers) and reallocate it to the platform's shareholders.
For Google, there are several rackets that let it screw over advertisers as well as searchers (the advertisers are paying for the product, and they're also the product). Some of those rackets are well-known, like Jedi Blue, the market-rigging conspiracy that Google and Facebook colluded on:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_Blue
But thanks to the antitrust trial, we're learning about more of these. Megan Gray – ex-FTC, ex-DuckDuckGo – was in the courtroom last week when evidence was presented on Google execs' panic over a decline in "ad generating searches" and the sleazy gimmick they came up with to address it: manipulating the "semantic matching" on user queries:
https://www.wired.com/story/google-antitrust-lawsuit-search-results/
When you send a query to Google, it expands that query with terms that are similar – for example, if you search on "Weds" it might also search for "Wednesday." In the slides shown in the Google trial, we learned about another kind of semantic matching that Google performed, this one intended to turn your search results into "a twisted shopping mall you can’t escape."
Here's how that worked: when you ran a query like "children's clothing," Google secretly appended the brand name of a kids' clothing manufacturer to the query. This, in turn, triggered a ton of ads – because rival brands will have bought ads against their competitors' name (like Pepsi buying ads that are shown over queries for Coke).
Here we see surpluses being taken away from both end-users and business customers – that is, searchers and advertisers. For searchers, it doesn't matter how much you refine your query, you're still going to get crummy search results because there's an unkillable, hidden search term stuck to your query, like a piece of shit that Google keeps sticking to the sole of your shoe.
But for advertisers, this is also a scam. They're paying to be matched to users who search on a brand name, and you didn't search on that brand name. It's especially bad for the company whose name has been appended to your search, because Google has a protection racket where the company that matches your search has to pay extra in order to show up overtop of rivals who are worse matches. Both the matching company and those rivals have given Google a credit-card that Google gets to bill every time a user searches on the company's name, and Google is just running fraudulent charges through those cards.
And, of course, Google put this in writing. I mean, of course they did. As we learned from the documentary The Incredibles, supervillains can't stop themselves from monologuing, and in big, sprawling monopolists, these monologues have to transmitted electronically – and often indelibly – to far-flung co-cabalists.
As Gray points out, this is an incredibly blunt enshittification technique: "it hadn’t even occurred to me that Google just flat out deletes queries and replaces them with ones that monetize better." We don't know how long Google did this for or how frequently this bait-and-switch was deployed.
But if this is a blunt way of Google smashing its fist down on the scales that balance search quality against ad revenues, there's plenty of subtler ways the company could sneak a thumb on there. A Google exec at the trial rhapsodized about his company's "contract with the user" to deliver an "honest results policy," but given how bad Google search is these days, we're left to either believe he's lying or that Google sucks at search.
The paper trail offers a tantalizing look at how a company went from doing something that was so good it felt like a magic trick to being "able to ignore one of the fundamental laws of economics…supply and demand," able to "ignore the demand side…(users and queries) and only focus on the supply side of advertisers."
What's more, this is a system where everyone loses (except for Google): this isn't a grift run by Google and advertisers on users – it's a grift Google runs on everyone.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/03/not-feeling-lucky/#fundamental-laws-of-economics
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