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a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

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fog of war in the grocery store

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From Spacelab.

Text reads:

"IN STOCK AND READY TO SHIP! Celebrate N7 day in style! The MASS EFFECT TRILOGY 4LP BOX SET returns for a limited time, beginning on Thursday, November 7th @ 1pm EST. In stock and ready to ship while supplies last! Exclusively at SPACELAB9.COM "GARRUS VAKARIAN" BLUE & GRAY MOON PHASE VINYL VARIANT "THANE KRIOS" YELLOW & GREEN SPLATTER VINYL VARIANT Relive the pulse pounding adventures of Commander Shepard and the crew of the Normandy with this massive collection of 85 tracks from the critically acclaimed action role playing video game trilogy, painstakingly designed and curated by the BioWare sound team and specially mastered for vinyl."

[source: email from Spacelab] [link]

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they're adding mary magdalene to smash

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she jack off my trades till im master of none

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Just remembered that for a solid, like, five years all of my friends kept saying that god didn't give me a dick because I'd have gotten it stuck in a VCR. Which is only a little bit true.

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is a man. but thats no excuse. he should still kill himself