#im dying from laughter
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One of the ways Fliqpy would die
#happy tree friends#htf#htf Fliqpy#just fucking IMAGINE#cuddles about to get his ass handed and Fliqpy#he swings#he misses#he looses his footing#he fucking dies#im dying from laughter
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Flirting school by bbh: sup
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PLEASE IF YOU CAN DO OTHER PARTS
#Remus commentating quidditch
"Hello everyone. Welcome to the 4th match of the season. Griffindor vs slytherin."
"Alright the match is starting. Players are in position. And WE'RE ON"
"Chaser Mary MacDonald almost got hit by a bludger launched at her. Honesty, what the fuck are griffindor beaters doing? That's like their only job." Everyone can hear sirius' fuck you on that.
"Oo, griffindor seeker has spotted the snitch. She's going for it. She's going to get it. And.. she's a lump on the ground. Honestly McKinnon, you can see the bloody snitch from half way through the pitch but you can't see the ground in front of your FUCKING FACE"
"god that must've hurt. YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT AVERY-"
"Any ways back to the game. Where is that fucking quaffle".
"Seems like james potter has finally took a break from swooning over slytherin seeker black and is speeding towards the goals with the quaffle."
"Let's see if slytherin keeper dolohov has the skill to block the goal or if he's just a useless dick".
"AND TEN POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR. That just proves that dolohov *is* a useless dick"
"McKinnon spots the snitch again. Black would've too if he wasn't so busy staring at james thighs. Like man we know how good they are, but FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME. Honestly you both are pathetic".
"REGULUS BLACK HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH, 150 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN."
"slytherin wins, yay I guess. Looks like he took those words personally.
"Anyways griffindor lost, that's gotta suck".
#IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER#remus commenting quidditch#chaser james#seeker marlene#jegulus#sunseeker#starchaser#james potter#remus cursing#wolfstar#quidditch#regulus black#marlene mckinnon#remus lupin#mary macdonald#antonin dolohov#incorrect marauders quotes#slytherin#slytherin vs griffindor#griffindor#sirius black#avery
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red and blu fighting over "intel" cases when its really just an elaborate fetch quest to give red or blu spy the last cigarette from the mutual cigarette vending machine both teams share like a water cooler.... none of the other mercs know that though. but even if they did it wouldn't change literally anything LOL
#literaly ill with laughter thinking about the control point only activating when a spy is on it with the last cigarette and he has to#stand there and smoke the entire thing without dying for their team to win and the other mercs have to protect him#im throwing up im laughing so hard#tf2#shitpost#xposted from my twt#dutchfoolery#unfunnypages
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I'm reading this beautiful peace of literature
Of Frost and Flames by tarkus
Where Mobei Jun asks Shang Qinghua to stay in one place
Meanwhile Shang Qinghua:
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so what's the logical explanation for aegon not taking helaena and jaehaera with him to essos since unlike the book there was no panic and surprise and haste that made them leave kl? lmao the answer is plot of course. that's why this shit is bad writing
#im not even angry anymore im genuinely dying from laughter at how fucking bad this show is 😹😹#anti hotd#hotd#hotd leaks#hotd spoilers#aegon ii#bakma bana#helaena
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JRWI: Riptide Ep.30
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Race driver Michael Schumacher shops at a Dolce & Gabbana store in Milan as his car gets a parking ticket.
April 23, 2009 - Milan, Italy
#PLEASE IM DYING AT THE CAPTION OF THESE#IM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER#theres SO much tio unpack here#that outfit? ICONIC#him getting a parking ticket while shopping? hilarious.#Michael Schumacher#2009#msc#f1
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YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
#LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT ON YOUR CLOWN FIT VALVE!!!! WE KNOW WHAT U ARE DONT BE SHY🤡🤡🤡#ROCKSTAR IS THAT MEME OF A MOTHER IN A SWIMMING POOL HOLDING A BABY (gta5) WHILE ANOTHER ONE#IS DROWNING (rdr2) WHILE THE SKELETON AT THE BOTTOM IS RDR2 ONLINE#games#i just came home opened up the steam and im still dying from laughter
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*insert MY GRANDMA GET KILLED BY MIKE WAZOUSKI.png here*
Well in my defence, I don't know that's THE GREEN M&M?!? 😭😭 Like, i thought its your Monster.Inc Sona or something tbh,,, like
Here's my vision when I see the green M&M btw
My blind ass cannot fathom what is that until you said that 💀
MONSTERS INC SONA ????????????????? OH MY GOD
#im dying of laughter from this oh my god#her lips r her nose…#also sorry to hear abt ur grandma#i cant belive he wld do that :(
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Based on this video, because this absolutely would happen in the Griny household while Jewel was young.
Jewel: Mami, can I pet the titties?
Shiny: *chokes on coffee* WhAt?
Jewel: Can I pet the titties?
Shiny: The... What titties?
Jewel: *points to the front porch, where some of the neighborhood cats have gathered* Them! Can I pet them?
Shiny: Oh, the kitties! Yeah, sure, honey. Don't forget to give them treats... We're not gonna need the talk today.
#meanwhile fricken Greasy is DYING from laughter at the kitchen table#(and relief too as Greasy knew he was the main suspect of why their daughter was saying the T word)#(not that Shiny is a saintly mom)#Shiny's gonna be laughing her ass off along side him too#my own OC's#fanchild(ren)#Jewel Weasel#Shiny Weasel#Greasy Weasel#oc x canon#ships#Griny#wfrr#who framed roger rabbit#youtube#video#memes#i think im funny#incorrect quotes
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George is such a bitch I'm so in love with him
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i was supposed to have a lit party with my bestie but we haven't had such a flop since we were teenagers i think i'm laughing we mutually agreed to ignore the fact she almost died and that i almost had sleep paralysis imagining that it was her who touched me when in fact she slept with her hands up. we usually last until 6am and it ended at 11pm i'm fucking crying
#one second we were making out another she's hyperventilating on the floor i'm fucking dying the party ended at 11pm#we planned to have fun until morning#true friendship is when i take her contact lenses out and drag her to bed#we decided to ignor this flop of a party and scheduled another one in two weeks#hopefully it goes well but im fucking crying from laughter#all i remember is sitting on the floor romantically and then she started dying#it's the fricking vape istg
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Jesus CHRIST gerard I don't know if you could have bombed that harder if you TRIED
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My bestfriend drew these for me
Sniper looks zooted as fuck "Hes just tired"
And Pyro is, and I quote "Abandoned so their making chittering noises. Dejected Pyro"
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#sniper tf2#tf2 pyro#pyro tf2#I got her permission to post#and im dying from laughter#Pyro#Sniper#tf2 fanart
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