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machetegirl109 · 1 year ago
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bo-bo-bean · 11 months ago
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One of the ways Fliqpy would die
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minecraftdog · 2 years ago
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Flirting school by bbh: sup
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moonschocolate · 10 months ago
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PLEASE IF YOU CAN DO OTHER PARTS
#Remus commentating quidditch
"Hello everyone. Welcome to the 4th match of the season. Griffindor vs slytherin."
"Alright the match is starting. Players are in position. And WE'RE ON"
"Chaser Mary MacDonald almost got hit by a bludger launched at her. Honesty, what the fuck are griffindor beaters doing? That's like their only job." Everyone can hear sirius' fuck you on that.
"Oo, griffindor seeker has spotted the snitch. She's going for it. She's going to get it. And.. she's a lump on the ground. Honestly McKinnon, you can see the bloody snitch from half way through the pitch but you can't see the ground in front of your FUCKING FACE"
"god that must've hurt. YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT AVERY-"
"Any ways back to the game. Where is that fucking quaffle".
"Seems like james potter has finally took a break from swooning over slytherin seeker black and is speeding towards the goals with the quaffle."
"Let's see if slytherin keeper dolohov has the skill to block the goal or if he's just a useless dick".
"AND TEN POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR. That just proves that dolohov *is* a useless dick"
"McKinnon spots the snitch again. Black would've too if he wasn't so busy staring at james thighs. Like man we know how good they are, but FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME. Honestly you both are pathetic".
"REGULUS BLACK HAS CAUGHT THE SNITCH, 150 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN."
"slytherin wins, yay I guess. Looks like he took those words personally.
"Anyways griffindor lost, that's gotta suck".
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mickmundy · 2 years ago
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red and blu fighting over "intel" cases when its really just an elaborate fetch quest to give red or blu spy the last cigarette from the mutual cigarette vending machine both teams share like a water cooler.... none of the other mercs know that though. but even if they did it wouldn't change literally anything LOL
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wilczymotyl · 3 months ago
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I'm reading this beautiful peace of literature
Of Frost and Flames by tarkus
Where Mobei Jun asks Shang Qinghua to stay in one place
Meanwhile Shang Qinghua:
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gojuo · 4 months ago
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so what's the logical explanation for aegon not taking helaena and jaehaera with him to essos since unlike the book there was no panic and surprise and haste that made them leave kl? lmao the answer is plot of course. that's why this shit is bad writing
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vtimbertiger · 10 months ago
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JRWI: Riptide Ep.30
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feraltwinkseb · 2 years ago
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Race driver Michael Schumacher shops at a Dolce & Gabbana store in Milan as his car gets a parking ticket.
April 23, 2009 - Milan, Italy
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lae-zels · 11 months ago
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YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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lesbianjennette · 9 months ago
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*insert MY GRANDMA GET KILLED BY MIKE WAZOUSKI.png here*
Well in my defence, I don't know that's THE GREEN M&M?!? 😭😭 Like, i thought its your Monster.Inc Sona or something tbh,,, like
Here's my vision when I see the green M&M btw
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My blind ass cannot fathom what is that until you said that 💀
MONSTERS INC SONA ????????????????? OH MY GOD
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marinerainbow · 1 year ago
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Based on this video, because this absolutely would happen in the Griny household while Jewel was young.
Jewel: Mami, can I pet the titties?
Shiny: *chokes on coffee* WhAt?
Jewel: Can I pet the titties?
Shiny: The... What titties?
Jewel: *points to the front porch, where some of the neighborhood cats have gathered* Them! Can I pet them?
Shiny: Oh, the kitties! Yeah, sure, honey. Don't forget to give them treats... We're not gonna need the talk today.
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spacemilkbag · 2 years ago
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George is such a bitch I'm so in love with him
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jaennie · 1 year ago
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i was supposed to have a lit party with my bestie but we haven't had such a flop since we were teenagers i think i'm laughing we mutually agreed to ignore the fact she almost died and that i almost had sleep paralysis imagining that it was her who touched me when in fact she slept with her hands up. we usually last until 6am and it ended at 11pm i'm fucking crying
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wall-eye · 2 years ago
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Jesus CHRIST gerard I don't know if you could have bombed that harder if you TRIED
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ghostthecryptid · 2 years ago
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My bestfriend drew these for me
Sniper looks zooted as fuck "Hes just tired"
And Pyro is, and I quote "Abandoned so their making chittering noises. Dejected Pyro"
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