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*insert MY GRANDMA GET KILLED BY MIKE WAZOUSKI.png here*
Well in my defence, I don't know that's THE GREEN M&M?!? 😭😭 Like, i thought its your Monster.Inc Sona or something tbh,,, like
Here's my vision when I see the green M&M btw
My blind ass cannot fathom what is that until you said that 💀
MONSTERS INC SONA ????????????????? OH MY GOD
#im dying of laughter from this oh my god#her lips r her nose…#also sorry to hear abt ur grandma#i cant belive he wld do that :(
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Omg hiii, I just saw your “dating Hugh” hcs and I absolutely loved them... So could you pls write something where paparazzi are just bombarding him with questions about his relationship with the reader since there have been a lot of rumors about them breaking up but him still visiting the reader??? I would just love to see that respectful man handle all the nasty and out of pocket questions paparazzi go for
I LOVE HER ༉‧₊˚.
in which hugh humbles the internet by addressing false rumors
warnings: none, just fluff!
so my dumbass has no self control and i did unfortunately change the plot a little BUT i am planning to write a 2nd imagine on this same plot but differently! hope yall still like it
since working on the x-men movies with hugh, you two have been together ever since. happily, that is.
however somehow, from somewhere, rumors began to circulate that the two of you had broken up after your 23 years together.
and of course, you and hugh took these rumors to the press.
“so we’re aware that the two of you have worked together since the first x-men movie,” the host asks, earning a collection of nods from the two of you. “would you want to go into detail about how you guys began to date and just what the story was behind that?”
“yeah of course,” you began, hugh cutting you off.
he looked directly at the camera now rather than the host, pointing his finger at it in a silly manner, “and as far as i know, we are still together.”
the room erupts into laughter, most of it coming from you as you grab hugh’s other hand, intertwining your fingers in your lap. “yeah, oh my god i don’t know where it came from but for some reason all of twitter and tiktok and whatever else there is thinks we’ve broken up!”
the host smiles, “i saw that, in fact that was actually my next question on my list.”
“so you chose to ask the allegedly broken up couple about how they met and began dating before you ask them if they’re still together?” you joke, causing everyone to laugh once more.
though everyone was focused on your joke, the only thing you could focus on was hugh’s thumb rubbing up and down the back of your hand subconsciously. it was sweet, almost as if he did it without realizing.
“yeah.. yeah i love her so.. we’re not splitting until one of us dies.”
“hugh!” you smack his leg, brows furrowed close to your eyes in a warning manner.
he cocks his head as his eyes go wide, smiling brightly at your concern, “what?!”
“don’t talk about either of us dying, i don’t like that!”
his smile only grows as he chuckles at your rather unreasonable behavior, “alright i’m sorry.”
the host makes eye contact with the camera just as hugh had, “yeah i don’t think they’re breaking up anytime soon, look at them!”
the camera pans to zoom in on you and hugh; you’re still scolding him about how you don’t need to worry about splitting up when you’re perfectly fine while he’s trying to defend himself but is laughing too hard.
“i said im sorry!” he managed to get out, going weak as he brought his head down to your lap, trying to contain his laughter.
you smack the backside of his head gently, leaning to rest on the armrest of your chair as you roll your eyes, “and you’re not even taking me seriously, baby.”
“and they’re still holding hands,” the camera man points out from behind the scenes.
i guess it’s safe to say those rumors shut down, fast.
I HATE THIS WTF i’m sorry the end is so bad
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You're well aware that your status as the only woman amongst the 141 gets you lots of stares. Plenty of people jeering with jealousy over one thing or another. You've learned to live with it. You've got bigger things to worry about.
But this was definitely a first.
You had been working on some documents, putting together some last minute intel, when your concentration was broken by giggling. Two of the recruits, whose names currently evade your mind, approach where you're sitting, giggling amongst themselves.
“Sargent, we were wondering if you could help us,” one of them, blonde, pipes up.
The other, brunette, giggles again, her cheeks flushed pink. “It's just a quick question, ma'am.”
You stare blankly at them. Don't they have better shit to do than bother you? You let out a loud sigh, annoyed. You certainly have better shit to do than entertain them. But you offer them a tight lipped smile anyway, and reply, “Sure, ask away.”
“How do you get any work done with Sargent MacTavish and Lieutenant Riley around?”
Another blank stare. How do you get work done around Ghost and Soap? You raise an eyebrow, waiting for them to elaborate.
“I mean, MacTavish is so charming -”
“And funny!”
“- and he's so handsome. And the Lieutenant is so mysterious under that mask. And his voice is so…” she trails off, her cheeks darker than before.
All you can think of is this morning, at breakfast, when Ghost forgot to take his mask off and tried to drink his tea, nearly waterboarding himself. And how, in response, Johnny laughed so hard he shot milk from his nose. So, at the moment, charming and mysterious are not words you would use to describe them.
Charming is a word strictly used to describe another member of your team. One with pretty brown eyes that shine like amber in the sunlight. One with a honeyed voice that makes you a little weak in the knees. One that these Privates are not asking about.
You blink, breaking yourself out of your thoughts. There must be a look on your face, because the rookies giggle like they've caught you red handed.
“You'll learn that all men are dogs,” you reply sternly. “No amount of pretty words is worth dying for.”
Hypocrite, you think. You'd throw yourself in the line of fire, if it meant hearing Gaz laugh. You'd dragged yourself out of the pits of hell, just for a chance to see him smile once more. Just to hear him call your name, always so fond when he does.
“Oh my god!” One of the girls squeals. “You've got a crush!”
“Is it MacTavish? Because he's so dreamy!” The other giggles.
Just your luck. These recruits think you've got a crush on the wrong guy, and knowing rookies, the rumor will be halfway through the base before dinner.
“Don't you ladies have better shit to do than bother my Sargent?” Ghost's voice cuts through their incessant questions.
Both girls squeak out a “Yes, Lieutenant,” before they're scrambling away. But you know the damage is done. Everyone's going to think you have a crush on Soap, of all people.
You glance up at Ghost, who's still watching the recruits run off. “So… how much of that did you hear?”
He snorts, something like amusement in his voice as he replies. “Enough, but I know you don't like Johnny. Have'ta be stupid not to see the way you look at Gaz.”
You feel your face immediately heat up. “Hey! It's not that obvious!” You argue, playfully punching Ghost's shoulder.
His eyes crinkle at the sides, your sign that he's smiling under the mask. His shoulders shake with silent laughter. “S’ that what you tell yourself? We've all seen the way you soften up around ‘im.”
You let out a sigh of defeat, knowing damn well there's no point arguing with him. But it's the next thing Ghost says, that makes your eyes widen and your jaw drop.
“He just needs to man up and ask you out. Tired o’ watching you two pine like school kids.”
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz garrick x reader#fem!reader#kyle garrick x reader#gaz isn't technically in this though but it's about him#my writing#we're ignoring fraternization rules because i dont fucking care right now
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shy boy? secret kisses?
you’re used to see him being confident when it comes to “romantic” encounters, but all of sudden when you find out about his cute habit, he becomes shy! (fluff warning!)
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was your roof leaking? what were those little taps you felt going from your temple to your cheek?
“minnie what are you-“ he froze. his big brown puppy-like eyes widened when he heard you, soon stopping what he was doing while your eyes were closed. he quickly turned around, as if you didn’t clearly see he was awake.
“kim seungmin, i know you’re awake,” you said half-yawning and sitting up. one of your hands traveled to his back slowly caressing it as he was still facing the other way, refusing to see you as if he had been doing some witchcraft on you while you were sleeping and he was embarrassed now that you caught him—but of course it wasn’t anything like that.
he groaned, hiding under the blanket currently covering both of you, giving you a dry ‘what’, acting like he had been sleeping too.
you got closer, slowly pulling the blanket off him, his eyes were shut, cheeks red. “wanna explain what were you doing?” you said with a smirk, gently brushing some of the hair that was sticking to his forehead away. he just scoffed.
“pft, i was just.. i’m- you know what, you never saw that, nothing happened. go back to sleep, baby. yay! so happy, now go to sleep” he said muttering the last word and patting your head, but instead of going back to sleep you took his chin in between your thumb and index finger, looking at him directly.
you gasped. “was.. kim seungmin.. kissing y/n’s face???? on their sleep??” he was red red, like a fucking tomato, you bursted out of laughter. “oh my! kim seungmin? no this is not him, who are you? give me my cute boyfriend, who doesn’t want to admit he’s whipped for me, back!”
“you are so annoying”
you cradled his face with both of your hands “yes, very annoying. but you still love me. and love me that much you take the time to kiss my face while i’m sleeping! aw look at you, i didn’t know you were such a softie..” you traced random patterns on his skin as he rolled his eyes and just blushed as much as he could.
“CAN YOU STOP? Y/N IM DONE”
“SEUNGMIN LOVES ME! SEUNGMIN LOVES MEE~!” you cheered while singing.
“i guess…”
“so?”
“so what?”
“AREN’T YOU GONNA ADMIT YOU KISS ME EVERY NIGHT WHEN I CANT SEE YOU AND THAT’S WHY YOU LIKE ME TO FALL ASLEEP FIRST?” his jaw dropped, his hands traveled to his face and covered it in embarrassment
“SO YOU’VE BEEN KNOWING?”
“well um, i suspected it-“
“OH GOD”
“LISTEN! i suspected it. but i finally decided to stay awake and you definitely confirmed my assumptions” you said smiling. your boyfriend in the other hand was dying in the inside. how he could’ve been so dumb?
“this is so humiliating!” he whined before ruffling his hair. you rested your chin on his shoulder while he was still holding his face in between his hands and sighed, waiting for his obvious confession.
“i just- i do it because i don’t know. you look so… peaceful, when you sleep and i can’t help it but to start to kiss every single part of your face and it makes me wanna take care of you even more and keep you forev- y/n i swear if you’re laughing right now…”
“IM NOT!” you pressed your lips together, as an attempt of not letting out the loud ass laugh that was coming but it was too late. he lifted his head.
“YOU SEE? LOOK AT YOU LAUGHING! OH MY GOD”
“IM SORRY OKAY? YOU’RE JUST SO CUTE! BOY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE!” the room quickly filled with your giggles and a bunch of ‘sorrys’ towards seungmin.
he shook his head, giving up “yea, well that’s how crazy you drive me, y/n” he whispered, looking at you with so much adoration. awww. no. because now you were the one about to scream and go crazy over the man in front of you.
“yes, yes, okay baby now can we go back to ‘sleep’? wait no i actually wanna sleep now” he laughed and nodded, leaving a quick kiss on your cheek. once you rested your head on his chest his fingers softly ran through your hair before mumbling a low ‘love you’.
“kim seungmin is a softie~”
“SHUT UP.”
#stray kids x reader#skz x reader#stray kids imagines#stray kids scenarios#skz imagines#seungmin#seungmin fluff#stray kids fluff#skz fluff#skz soft hours
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0c8qJLp7Wd/?igshid=ODhhZWM5NmIwOQ==
This reminded me of biker!simon 😭❤️
DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE BIKER!SIMON BECAUSE THATS JUST SIMON FOR SURE <3 (dying at the idea that this is bimbo!reader making a tiktok video with simmy <33)
im droooolin thinking about simon doing this omg :((
“baby?” you ask, walking up to him. your phone’s already filming—just your camera app, to ensure that it doesn’t shut close on you—and you smile when simon instantly stops what he’s doing to turn his full attention to you.
“yeah?”
“you think you can bench me?”
simon blinks, the question taking him by surprise. then, with not a single hesitation, he says, “of course.” he reaches his hand out to hold yours, and tugs you to his lap. you clamber with ease, giggling at the ticklish feeling of his other hand holding you by your waist. “why? you want us to try?”
you hum, hooking your chin on his shoulder. “yes, please.”
simon rubs his palm all over your back, gently easing you into a sleepy sigh. “this for your lil tiktok?”
“mhm. s’that fine?”
“of course.” you feel him kiss the top of your head. “sounds fun.”
it takes a while before you two are able to sort out the logistics—his confused, “where exactly do i hold on?” receiving a confident, “well. here and here!”—before you two are finally in position.
“c’mere, darlin’,” he says and you round to his side, beaming down at him as he beckons you by lifting his arms up.
before you can give much thought to the sudden self-consciousness that’s clawing its way into your chest, simon’s already folding his arms down towards himself before pumping them up, lifting all that you are in the air.
you squeal, still taken by surprise, but the sound is devoured by simon’s laugh as he continues to lift you up and tug you down—consistent with the pace, his breath stable and not bearing any sign of being winded, and his arms flexing naturally instead of straining.
you’re not even any slimmer or petite, but there your big, muscular, and god of a man is, benching you with ease.
“oh my god!” you giggle, giddiness returning. “this is so-o cool, si!”
“yeah?” he says from underneath you, grinning so boyishly, it makes him look so much younger. “s’good to hear, baby. because this is fun f’r me too.”
“really?” you murmur, cheeks filling with warmth as the anxiousness returns.
“really,” simon replies, resolute. “i promise.”
he pumps his arms a few more times before finally resting them, with you collapsing on his chest in a heap of laughter. simon gathers you in his arms—thick and robust—and peppers kisses all over your face, making you laugh even harder.
(you edit the video and post bits and pieces—from the way simon tugged you to his lap and later when he bench-pressed you. it was only supposed to gain the traction of your followers, but it had blown up, racking hundreds of thousands of likes and views.
you even receive a, “??????” private message from johnny who sent you back your own post.)
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(new!) domestic sakusa strikes again!
a/n: im so in love with the idea of kiyoomi meeting ur friends!! and them all getting along!! a short drabble, roughly 600 words. this takes place in the early stages of the relationship :')
An apartment full of five drunk girls is much louder than what Kiyoomi expected, but at least he knows he’s got the right address.
Three raps on the door activate a chorus of shrieks, and a flurry of footsteps rush for the door.
It swings open with a loud smack.
It’s your friend, the one from college with the dyed hair and smiley piercing. Kiyoomi rushes to introduce himself as your boyfriend, bowing lowly as a sign of respect to one of your closest friends. He recognises her from the pictures on your Instagram.
On the way up, he realizes she left, having opened the door and ran off to do god knows what. He blinks.
Should he… come in? Is that allowed? He’s still bent at a 45 degree angle.
He figures it’s fine, and steps inside.
Rounding the corner, he almost laughs when he sees you, crisscrossed on the living room rug, scarfing down a large McDonald’s fry like it’s your first meal in months. He sees where your friend ran off to, having joined the rest of you all in a gossiping ring. He pretends like he can’t see up your mini skirt.
“Hi.” He grins, boyish and cute and a little bit shy. His hair is still damp from his nightly shower, wet curls bouncing in his face making him look a few years younger. He clears his throat and waves awkwardly, “I’m Kiyoomi. It’s nice to meet you all. Thank you for taking care of–”
“Ki!” You cheer, eyes lit up in excitement. You pat the spot next to you with three heavy smacks, “What are you doing here? Come sit!”
Looking to your friend for permission to further enter her home, he kicks off his shoes and settles next to you on the rug. He kisses your forehead in greeting. You feed him a fry as thanks. Your friends coo at the interaction.
“I’m here to take you home.” He wipes a glob of ketchup from your chin. You’re gonna hear all about this tomorrow. “Ready to go?”
“Can’t I finish my food first?” You haven’t been able to stop giggling since he got here. You’re genuinely so fucking happy to see him. His Naruto themed socks make you giggle harder.
“Of course.” He confirms, adjusting the throw blanket to cover your toes, “Tell me about your night.”
“Oh my god!” Your other friend squeals, smacking the arm of the girl to her left. She’s the one that works in accounting, he thinks. You two get brunch every other Sunday, if he’s remembering correctly. “Tell him about the fucking bartender!”
All five of you double over in laughter, screaming half-finished sentences and pointing fingers at one another. Kiyoomi shakes his head in amusement, does he even want to know?
You all continue trading off stories and perspectives, and Kiyoomi feels like he’s watching a reality television show. Your nights out are much more exciting than his. At one point your friend complains about the low water pressure in her kitchen sink, to which Kiyoomi helpfully offers to replace it.
Kiyoomi’s never felt more important, giving a mini-lesson on how to change a water filter to five drunk girls. You all cheer when he flicks the tap on, the full pressure having been returned to the faucet.
When all’s said and done, you help clean up the food containers and blankets.
“Thank you,” you whisper, fluffing a couch pillow, “For helping her. You didn’t have to do that.”
“It’s no problem,” He whispers back, looking around, “Will they be okay by themselves?”
“Oh yeah,” You confirm, “We do this all the time. I’ll probably be back tomorrow morning so we can all get breakfast together.”
He hums in confirmation, “Ready to go then?”
“Yes.” You smile deviously, “But only if you carry me.”
Kiyoomi rolls his eyes, scooping up the heels you had tossed on the floor, “Fine. Only if I get to come to breakfast, too.”
kiyoomi is one of the girlies 💅💅💅
#sakusa kiyoomi#kiyoomi sakusa#sakusa x reader#kiyoomi#sakusa#msby sakusa#haikyuu#msby#domestic sakusa#domestic.sakusa
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Just Some Guy OC Tourney - Side A: Round 1
Rules:
do NOT be mean to anyone or any characters in these polls. you MUST clarify if you are joking/teasing or you will be blocked. if you are someone who entered an oc into this and you are mean to other contestants you will be disqualified
do NOT claim a character doesn't deserve to be here. yes including your own. be nice
if you are posting propaganda you have to tag us, including if your propaganda is in the reblogs. it is difficult to tell when something is or isn't propaganda. anything not tagging us will likely be missed
please don't hesitate to let me know if i messed something up!
have fun, hype each other up <3 thank you
Evergreen | She/her | @insertsona
shes just kind of chilling tbh . she's technically unemployed (didn't feel like it) and spends most of her time vibing . her ex recently returned to the city after randomly disappearing for years and she was just kind of oh hey glad youre back . her most interesting trait is that she takes part in a fighting tournament once a year and wins it usually . and shes transgender
Promos: evergreen is a character in my oc universe teunia! shes a side character in the main story the tourney and a slightly more main character in the unnamed prequel that i think abt very often (but have yet to develop . bc im too busy thinking abt my dr oc constantly)
teunia's folder -> https://toyhou.se/InsertSona/characters/folder:3849690
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Zephyr Fey | He/him | @lord-plague
An averagely built guy who somehow managed to join the military force of his fortress city without a birth certificate, ID, and with dyed hair. Nobody knows where he came from, nobody knows why he is here but there he is. No magic or superhuman abilities or prodigal skills but my god does he make great goo bowls with greater personalities (nobody wants the goo bowls and he does not know why). That one friend that keeps trying to alleviate awkward situations with jokes and random laughter.
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Full images and descriptions under the cut!
EVERGREEN IS LITERALLY SO JUST SOME GUY. despite being a repeat champion for the tourney she lives in a shitty studio apartment . she had a girlfriend that was also her rival and then they broke up and she was just oh ok! her hobbies include vibing, hanging out, etc. shes like those old guys you see watching planes take off or construction occur . nobody knows where she gets her money from . her ex's new partner is a friend of hers. she doesn't even bear any relevance to the first main plotline because she's too busy doing other stuff she just happens to also be in the city while the horrors occur . sometimes shell go to the local coffee shop and just not order anything . i wanna be her friend . i havent actually posted her on tumblr . shes so some guy that most of the facts abt her character i can think abt are so mundane i never even bothered to write them down
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*:・゚✧ Pocky game with Azul *:・゚✧
short notice: got this idea while randomly scrolling through leona ao3 fics lolololol also the reader is referred as the perfect + they/them used
CW: none really just azul being a blushing insecure mess + poor proof reading bc im lazy
"Huh, you want to try this?" Azul cocked an eyebrow whilst sitting behind his desk.
His eyes nervously darted from the Perfect's happy face to a well-known classical red pocky package in their right hand. The merman knew very well what those treats were for if it hadn't been for Idia babbling about it the other day. A silly thought of trying it out popped into his head back then, but he quickly dismissed it. It would be too embarrassing to do that, especially when it's with him. How he wished to to die on the spot, his cheeks were literally on fire. Oh how he prayed for it to be not that noticeable.
"Of course I do! As long as you're fine with it," the Perfect chirped as they practically radiated sheer excitement.
Azul couldn't say no to such beautiful sight, he didn't want to as well. Maybe this time he will let it slide, it's just a simple goofy game, nothing serious. It's not like he'll fail something this easy? It's not like they would feel repulsed by the end of it, they offered it first after all.
"My my, darling, you seem rather enthusiastic about it. Then I'm obliged to indulge you, how could I not?" spoke Azul while attempting to sound smooth and calm as usual.
Jumpy notes in his tone could be heard, which greatly contrasted his still somewhat composed stature.
The next scene showcased how the Perfect was waiting for Azul to take the other side of the pocky. Their hands were placed on both sides of the armchair, leaving Azul without a chance to slip away. A tad uncomfortable position yet they would do anything to fluster their beloved even more. And speaking of Azul, the merman was already dying of shyness. All his confident talk and looks gone in seconds. Soon he encouraged himself to gently bite his side showing that he was more than ready to hide if anything goes south. And like that it went:
With each careful bite their face got closer. The Perfect didn't budge even the slightest meanwhile Azul failed to stop his heart from jumping out of his chest. He only could wonder how they managed to keep themselves together. He wondered if they could hear how loud was his heart beating. Somehow the merman managed to get himself out of the stupor and he did what his beloved was doing — biting the pocky stick and slowly making their way to his lips.
Now the Perfect's lips were one inch away from his. Azul stopped for a second to realize it but as soon as he did so, The Perfect moved even more dangerously close. Finally their lips crashed into a soft honey-like kiss. The Perfect moved their hands to Azul's cheeks while straddling him, standing like before was so uncomfortable. Why not sit on Azul? The poor merman was about to explode from this close contact. He felt like he was melting under their touch. Throwing aside every unforthcoming thought, he pressed back. It felt so good to the point he forgot about everything. He didn't care that it was in his office where anyone could barge in, especially Jade and Floyd. Shortly after they pulled away, this kiss was way more passionate than Azul had expected. Both of them stayed silent for a few seconds until the Perfect's laughter broke it.
"H-hey! What's so funny all of a sudden?" apprehensively asked Azul with a slightly concerned face.
He was about to drown in his overthinking until the Perfect answered back:
"You're so cute when you blush this hard,"
"What? I AM?"
Azul hurriedly searched for some kind of mirror to see was it that bad actually. He unlocked his phone and before his eyes really was a blushing mess with a small string of salvia in the corner of his mouth from kissing.
"Thank god Jade and Floyd didn't see this, they wouldn't let me live it down... I would be forced to make them sign another NDA," he sighed.
"Tehehehe." Giggled the Perfect as they kissed his forehead.
Azul, despite being a complete agitated mess right now, sweetly smiled at his darling.
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#azul ashengrotto#x reader#s/o#y/n#pocky game#fluff#deargodnowordscanexpresshowmuchilovethisman
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I love it when you do that! Dad!Tony stark x daughter!reader
Summary: you're an actress filming a emotional scene, tony's used to this, Peter definitely isn't 🫤
Warnings: crying, emotional madness, little talk about your acting character dying, peter being a emotional wreck,
A/N: so I wanted to make a fic where Y/N is an actress and a emotional scene comes on and tony's used to it because he usually stays until the end of your shift, but he brings peter this time, and peter isn't used to this, so all the emotions come rushing in.
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your cast had just finished a scene where they find a video on your laptop, your character is dead btw '-' they were all taking 5, when you saw your father on the phone, slightly hearing his conversation
"Well if your bored just come in........yes thats allowed why do you think im here?" You giggled slightly from his sudden frustration,
"Who was that?" You asked him smiling
"Just the kid," he said messing with something in his phone, looking nervous for some reason, you walked over to the burger king bag which was your lunch, and took out the half eaten burger, then noticed something weird, your 2nd burger was MISSING.
You snapped your head up, jaw agape looking at your father who had accepted defeat in shock, anger, disappointment, betrayal as he laughed at you peter walked in, he waved to you awkwardly, (haha classic peter) you waved back then continued to stare down your father.
"Why is my second burger M.I.A??" He only laughed as you hit him playfully, when you heard your director call you, you shouted
"One sec! That's my queue, gotta go, hold it together kid" you whispered that last bit, knowing what would come from it. 😈
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As gemma (other character) opened the laptop where you had made a video before your tragic death, you were now shooting said video, (here it comes be ready people!)
"Hey, so, some things are about to go down, and i just wanted to say that your gonna be okay, you'll heal, everything will be okay, I'll go knowing i was loved, and i just wanted you to know, that i love you, and it'll be okay, mm-k bye." Gemma was sobbing about this, (so was peter)
and when you heard a loud "CUT!" Everybody started clapping, this was the season finally, the air was filled with "yayy" and "whooo" and "lets goo" lots of that,
when you walked toward your father and your best friend your dad engulfed you in a big hug, while peter was boo-hoo crying over here 💀
When you pulled away from your father and turned to your best friend and saw his state, you immediately went in to comfort him, hugging him, him holding on as tight as possible, sobbing into your shoulder, you cackling at his sudden vulnerability
"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY!?" you said in between your laughter
"YeAh, i just reAlly love y0u" he said sadly, you rubbing his back to try and calm him down, after a few moments of you comforting him, and trying to hide your laughter, failing miserably 💀
"Are you okay?" You asked seriously this time,
"Yeah, yeah im okay" your dad was smiling and nodded hid head in direction of the main door. You cracking jokes and cracking that whole way home. Peter squeezed into the middle seat, in between you and your father, constantly getting hit by verbal crossfire.
#tony stark x daughter reader#dad!tony stark#daughter reader#tony stark x stark!reader#x reader#tony stark#peter parker#peter parker x best friend reader#peter parker x reader#peter parker x you#marvel mcu#actress!reader
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fic rec list (1/??? )
this is a fic recommendation list for whomever wants a good read. All of these are on AO3. I have not provided links, so just search them up!
If you do end up reading any of these, or really any fic in general, remember to leave the author comments!! They deserve them, esp because they do this for free and they deserve to know how beautiful their writing is and how appreciated they are.
My PSA: COMMENT ON FICS AND DONT TAKE AUTHORS FOR GRANTED
DC..
IMPORTANT NOTE I am not a religious fan where I only like a fic when it adheres to canon characterization or texts. I can enjoy fics even when they completely throw off what's actually canon and that's okay for me, but it might not be for you. So just keep this in mind and the back button exists for a reason if you don't like something.
Buy Back the Secrets by Sundiscus (incomplete)
Tim Drake and Kon El centered!! OH MY GODS. I could rave on and on about this fic all day but I'll have to keep it brief. I've reread at LEAST 5 times. It's brilliant. The writing, the plot, the characterizations!! They are incredible. If I had to use a phrase to describe it, it would be "identity shenanigans and timkon" but that simplifies the absolute masterpiece that it is SO MUCH
Executive Assistant to the Batman by heartslogos (complete)
Tim is basically Bruce Wayne's assistant and is desperately trying to avoid letting them know that he knows. This is complete crack, but it is hilarious. The writing is so funny and It's what I need after a bad day or anything tbh. It may not be completely true to characters or whatever, but it makes up for it a thousand times over in spirit and the laughs it's produced from me.
anything (not the title because literally ANYTHING) by IzzyMRDB
I can rave about them all day because the dc/batfam fics I have seen them right are all so delicious and I devoured them far too fast and momggg its just so good. and I love their writing style <3
Reverse Robin AU by yellow_cabellero (complete)
I CANNOT DO THIS SERIES JUSTICE WITH MY WORDS. IT is a must read for me. The writer writes spectacularly and the characterization, even though its a reverse robin, feels on point, especially considering the circumstances (Im a huge believer in circumstances shape a person's personality, which is what I think occurs beautifully in all of these fics). They're just so GOOD.
Also this author has a STEPH FIC that is stunning. 10/10. Steph is a character that doesn't get the appreciation she deserves, so this fic was especially more touching for me. It was terrific seeing her girl bossing in the 90s (IT ALSO FELT SO PERIOD ACCURATE CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT). Not to mention, the author shows off character flaws in a believable manner and nobody is a Mary Sue and it's just EVERYUTHING IS JUST *chefs kiss* by them.
The Fishbowl by LordLuxury (complete)
This is Dick Grayson centered. THEY HAVE MADE A MASTERPIECE. I genuinely mean it. Dick is constantly trying to pull the family together, he is trying to be the glue as everything tries to go the opposite. LET THIS MAN HAVE HIS FAMILY. This had me in shambles. Bad Dad Bruce hurt me, but it was just so realistic. That's what gets me. The whole dynamics portrayed in The Fishbowl are so goddamn realistic and it feels so real. Everyone is flawed in their own way and its just... PLEASE READ IT I BEG OF YOU.
Love and Bruises by Acin_Grayson and Hoebiwan (complete)
Despite what the title may suggest, this is actually funny! Jason thinks Batman is abusing Bruce. And I just remember dying of laughter as I read this. Terrific! Would read and Will read again
Marvel (I am a movies fan so most if not all fics I recommend from here on out will be probably based on movies!)
Tennessee Outreach for Spider-Man and Friends by ciaconna
GREAT FIC. Harley (potato gun kid in one of the iron man movies for those who don't remember) gets an internship with Tony stark for college application reasons and its to help Spiderman. Peter Parker and Harley whateverhislastname is such a funny duo and they made the fic spectacular. Terrific writing omg.
Peter and the Jailbirds by beautifullights
I THINK THIS FIC HURT ME. I don't really remember much bc its been a year and a half, but I think my emotions remember because I feel mildly sad when I think about it. Peter is on the raft and bonds with the ex-avengers also on the raft. The premise of a teenager possibly spending the rest of his life in prison is terrible, but I swear this fic has funny moments and the conversations that occur are to die for because the WRITING. WHEW.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? by theskeptileptic
Tony survives and it's set after No Way Home. Where I'm pretty sure the only people dead are May and Pepper. Morgan saves the day by remembering her big brother (Im a sucker for big brother Peter arc). Peter is kind of a mini Tony in this one I think, which is such an interesting take. And it's such a coming home story and its just so beautiful.
Cross Overs:
Even Heroes Have the Right To Dream by Bounemr (complete)
mlb/dc crossover!! where marinate and Jon are retired superhero and go to college together! Great writing and plot with a good ending. Fluffy for the most part as far I as I can remember (it's been a year since I've read it so you know it's good if I can still remember)
Hired Hands by neighborhood_yogurt (incomplete)
Percy Jackson/ DC crossover!! It's been a while since I've read this one too but It's stuck with me. It's hilarious and I need to reread it but Percy is accidentally on Penguin's payroll because he's just a dumb blonde at heart, but it's okay we all love him. And Shenanigans occur. I don't remember exactly what happens so reminder to read this again for myself as well!
(IDK if any of these authors have tumblrs, if they do, someone please tag them and I will forever be in your debt)
#I wrote this all in one sitting help#Notice how it says PT 1#I don't know How many parts this is gonna be because this barely made a dent in my bookmarks#I love fics and authors who write them because they are so amazing#Give them love right now#DC#Tim drake#dick grayson#stephanie brown#dcu#robins#marvel#Peter parker#Tony stark#Morgan stark#fic recs#ao3 fanfic rec#ao3#batman#conner kent#marinette dupain cheng#percy jackson
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How 'bout our boxy bois at karaoke? Can they sing and who has the best/worst voice?
anon i love you/j
just imagine them singing anything you want, but for ref im gonna go for the education connection jingle bc i love it
Glass Joe - sounds like a dying deer but hes having the time of his life, dont underestimate how loud he can scream
Von kaiser - Literally not even singing. hes just standing there and saying the words
Disco Kid - oh my goddd hes putting his best out there, hes singing it like the crowds gonna throw tomatos at him if he messes up even once
King Hippo - Hes just screaming, hes also overpowering everyone else with his voice so thats fun
Piston Hondo - not doing much but he sounds actually good, sounds like hes putting his soul out there and not doing anything much at the same time
Bear Hugger - My god he is jolly. Hes singing like its his last day on earth and hes killing it
Great Tiger - more dancing than singing, anytime its his turn he just starts jamming out to the music
Don Flamenco - thinks hes doing the best but sounds like a dying cat, so much vibrato its criminal
Aran Ryan - Just starts singing something else, his voice sucks too, how wonderful
Soda Popinski - my guy just leaves, just says one (1) word and gets out of there
Bald bull - awkwardkly standing there, looks more like hes giving a speech than singing
Super Macho Man - sings something else completely, he also gives up completely and just leaves halfway through
Mr Sandman - tries to sing but bursts into laughter halfway through from his voice crack
#punch out#headcanon#punch out headcanons#punch out wii#aran ryan#glass joe#bald bull#don flamenco#piston hondo#great tiger
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summary: y/n and drew break up and she writes a song about him what will his reaction be?
⏳-angst/sad.
warnings? not really apart from crying and arguing.
i recommend listening to the song whilst reading!!!!
who do i call now?
4 months ago.
still in the blue say that i miss you silence.
i sit on my bed staring at nothing. i feel empty like ive been used and like i was never anything but a place holder.
sit on my phone tryna refrain from dialling.
looking at his contact on my phone. i still haven't changed his name or his picture.
wondering do i call? or do i leave him alone?
say when we're good then we're good when we're bad we're a disaster.
(flashback)
were sat here laughing over a joke about something silly he heard earlier whilst he was at set "god i love you" he says making my stomach erupt into butterfly's
"i love you so much more" i reply kissing his cheek.
(...)
2 hours later.
"god your so insecure it's actually a joke!"he screams at me.
i feel the tears filling up my eyes blurring my vision.
"it's not my fault okay? you know what i've been through im sorry"i shout back with a wobbly and shaky voice.
he scoffs rubbing his hands over his face.
"it's honestly pathetic you really think there's something going on with me and her?"he questions with anger written all over his face and venom in his words.
"well it's a little bit hard not to overthink it when your hand is on her ass!"i spit back.
make out, slam the door then text you right after.
he walks up to me grabbing my face in his hands and giving me a harsh kiss before walking over to the door opening it and slamming it shut as he walks out.
drew💗
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i'm sorry, come home x
read 16:21.
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i don't miss the drama but god i miss your laughter.
(end of flashback)
present day.
drew's pov.
"guys quick she's on stage in a minute!" i hear madelyn shout from hers and chases living room.
jesus why am i even here i think to myself sitting down on the couch.
just then the tv presenter starts speaking.
"please welcome to the stage y/n y/l/n!."
she appears on the screen looking beautiful. she's dyed her hair y/h/c and is now y/h/l.
and oh my god does she look so good in the outfit she's wearing.
austin shushes everyone as y/n begins singing.
"so who do i call now? i'd give it all now just to be fighting in the kitchen hearing the crash of broken dishes."
i start to get flashbacks of us arguing and me smashing dishes when everything got too much.
"thought it was bad then this heartache is hellbent id fall asleep to the television drown out the sound of your voice missing."
"now i'd do anything for you to yell at me."
"she looks heartbroken. why did i do this to her?" i silently question myself.
(flashback)
y/ns pov.
you left so quietly
but your silence is deafening.
i wake up the morning after another big argument with drew.
i reach over and pat the bed expecting his warmth to be there.
but there's nothing? he was in bed when i came back home though?
where is he?
i brush of the negative feeling in my gut that tells me something isn't right.
i walk out of our shared bedroom and begin to make myself coffee when i notice nearly all of his belongings are gone.
what the fuck?
i notice a note left on the coffee table.
"y/n im sorry but i need to focus on myself and i cannot do that if i am with you.i love you and im sorry it ended like this -drew."
(end of flashback)
drew's pov.
"hung by a thread sometimes i wish you'd cut it hit me so low then act like your so above it"
i can feel the intense stares of my friends but my focus remains on y/n as she sings i can see small tears falling down her beautiful face that you wouldn't notice unless you were actually looking.
"see when we're high we're so high then we crash and we shatter and make out like we're fine and fall back into old patterns"
"i don't miss the drama but god i miss your laughter"
"bro you messed up" i hear jd saying while slightly shaking his head.
"i know okay you don't have to tell me"i reply with a tear running across my cheek.
i zone out while she's singing a verse but eventually come back into reality when i hear the beat fasten up and get bassiser.
"i always come back like a sickness built the antibodies up get you out my system the audacity to call yourself the victim kick me down say it's not malicious"
"you use it all against me when i tell you things or even worse your not listening i used to go to you for everything"
i remember all the times she showed up at my doorstep before we moved in together crying about a minor thing that she didn't really need to be crying over.
"so who do i, who do i call now?".
And just like that the songs over and the crowd is cheering.
“i'd just like to thank you all for listening to this song tonight it means the world to finally be able to perform this for you"
she begins speaking and just hearing her voice is enough to have a few more tears stream down my face.
"i love you all thank you for tonight, goodnight!"
she shouts into the mic before running off stage.
what have i done?
my sweet beautiful y/n. i miss the way after every argument you'd still have a glimmer of hope in your eyes. i miss the way your eyes would sparkle with joy and happiness.
i took that from you.
i'm so sorry angel.
i will forever regret my mistake.
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a/n: okay so this is my first time writing an imagine and idk this feels so cringe 😭
#rafe imagine#rafe x reader#drew starkey#outer banks#drew x reader#rafe cameron#rafe obx#rafe x y/n#rafe smut#jj maybank#Spotify
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JumpScare ( Rhea Ripley X Reader One-shot)
Okay, i know i said i was not going to any one-shot's yes and i was going to start small, but its the spooky season and this came to mind with it being Halloween and with the Five Night's At Freddy's movie coming out, (anyone excited for that btw!?) so bare with me. As always criticism and tips are appreciated and happy reading everyone!! ❤️❤️
Warning's: Short and rhea being a dick....and not in that way...ya weirdo's
-No one's pov-
"Oh god, why did i have to do this to myself!?" you said to yourself as you had the Five Night's At Freddy's (1) game opened and ready to go. Deciding to give it a shot since the first couple of game's were on sale for Halloween you thought "why not?" now you regret this decision.
"Okay, deep breath. First night should be fine right?! It's after that i gotta worry, you got this!" You hyped yourself up as you clicked 'New Game' and Night One 12:00 AM flashed across your screen. "Okay here we go."
-Meanwhile downstairs-
Rhea deiced to take a brake after cleaning up the house a bit, Considering you did it alot while she was on the road. She told you "Go find something to do love, let me clean for you, you've done enough." To which you kissed her on the cheek and thanked her multiple times while practically sprinting up the stairs.
Now here she was sitting on the couch with Barry's head in her lap, and Luna lounging around on the other side of the couch. Scrolling through her phone trying to find something to entertain herself during this mini break she was having.
"AHH!" You mother fucker!!" She heard coming from upstairs. She raised her eyebrow as she shot a look at the dogs, who obviously heard you considering both there head's and ear's were perked up and listening closely now.
"You fucken rabbit! Fuck off please I need the power!!!" She heard again. She chuckled to herself as she deiced to see what you were up to.
She slowly and as quietly as possible crept up the stair's and peered into your work room. She saw you playing....Five Night's At Freddy's!? She never knew you were into the games, let alone willing to PLAY them, but then she saw how tense you were and decided to have a bit of fun.
So as slowly and as quietly as she could she crept over, As Chica appeared at the door causing you to close it. "Great the gang's all here!! Now it's a party!! Go away!!!" You shouted basically at the monitor.
Rhea had to cover her mouth to stifle her laugh, as it would've blow her cover. She almost didn't scare you cause she felt bad. Almost.
"Oh come on 6 AM, Im almost out of power!" Rhea looked over to the top left side of the screen and saw 'Power 1%'. She waited for the right moment. 'Power 0%' all of the lights in the game went out and the door's opened.
"RAHHHHGGG!!!" "AHHHHH!!!!" You quickly spun around in your chair and threw your headphones off as you felt someone grab your shoulder's, only to find your lovable eradicator standing there dying of laughter.
"OH MY GOD!!! HA! HA! HA! THAT WAS GREAT!!!! SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!!! HA! HA!" She wiped a tear from her eye as you pouted and crossed your arms as your turned red from embarrassment.
"Your such a dick for that Rhea!" You smacked her arm, to which just giggled from it, trying not to laugh anymore. You then saw her eye's look behind you towards you monitor. "Im sorry babe, but i dont think your making it out of that one."
You looked behind you to see Freddy's face flashing in the doorway. You threw your hands up in aggravation and plopped back down into your chair. "Aw great you fucken bear, just killed me and get it over with!"
When the lights flickered off, you braced yourself for the jumpscare. Which never came cause you could hear the music start to play and your screen showed 5:59 AM switch to 6:00 AM.
You quickly squealed in excitement and hugged rhea as well, and who was she to reject one of your hug's? As you pulled away and looked at her. "I did it! i did it!!" You then proceeded to start doing a mini happy dance.
"What night was that anyways?" You paused your dancing as rhea asked that. "Uhhhhh....well you see.." Your screen flashed, '12:00 AM 2nd Night'.
Rhea just stared at you with a look of amusement and was about to say something when you pointed at her. "Not. A. Word." And sat back down in your chair and put your headset back on to try and beat the 2nd night.
You quickly looked to your left to see rhea pull up a spare chair and sit next to you to watch you play. You gave her a look of confusion and gratitude as you didn't have to suffer this alone.
When she looked at you and saw the look you were giving her, all she said was. "Ah i owe you, since i was a dick and scared you." She gave you a big smile. Which gave right back before giving her a quick kiss on the lips and then quickly turn back to the game to try and beat the 2nd night.
Now you just had to figure out how to get rhea back for that jumpscare.
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I have an Austin Butler request 🥰
Austin and the female reader have been dating for a few years now- they have never spent a holiday apart until recently. They both live together but away from their families. The reader can either travel in to spend the holiday (Christmas) with both of the families and Austin surprises her there OR Austin can surprise her by coming to their home ❤️ However you want or need to do it! I just want to feel something 🥰
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 ... christmas was finally here. bummed you and austin couldn’t spend the holidays together, you decided to make the best out of your time with your family. you wanted him to be with you so bad but sometimes unfortunate things happen, although the mood would soon be lifted caused by a nice surprise.
“Y/n! Come on come out here and join in on the fun!” Your mother called out for you.
You were trying. You had wanted to take the time to enjoy this beloved day with your family but you couldn’t help but dwell on the fact that Austin wasn’t here.
This was the first Christmas since you two got together that you would be separated.
“Coming!” You shouted back. You were looking through photos of you and Austin.
One of you both at a carnival he took you two. You were both on the Ferris wheel mid laughter as he took this picture. His beautiful blonde hair not yet dyed. His cute smile. Everything about him was perfect.
You smiled to yourself.
The next photo was you two in the snow. Both your cheeks read and flushed. Both of you wore beanies on your heads. He was kissing you on the cheek as you smiled at him.
That day was one of the best days you guys spent together.
“Y/n!” Your mother called again. “Come on honey hurry!”
You sighed getting up off the bed and heading towards the mirror to look at yourself. You fixed your hair in the mirror and put on some chapstick.
After that you walked out and into the family room the see your family looking at you.
“What?” You asked confused as to why they looked at you like you just won the lottery.
“I think it’s a beautiful day outside don’t you think, honey?” Your mom told you.
Your eyebrows furrowed. You had no clue what she was saying and if you didn’t know any better you’d think she just had a little too much to drink.
“Mom what are you talking about.” You put a hand to your head.
“Oh goodness girl just go outside!” She said impatiently.
“Oh-okay…” you said suspiciously.
You turned to go to the back door but got cut off.
“In the front!” She yelled at you
You rolled your eyes turning around and heading to the front door. You opened it and walked outside. You looked at the sky. It was nice and light blue. A few clouds scattered around. Your mother was right. It was beautiful-
“Surprise!” You head a manly voice yell. You turned to your left to see Austin dressed in a nice comfy sweater and black pants along with some nice shoes. His heart combed but not too combed because you notice a few strands of his hair peeking out.
You heart jumped. You could believe it. He came.
“Austin oh my god!” You ran and jumped on him hugging him tightly.
“Hi baby.” He whispered in your ear.
“You’re actually here. I thought you were- but…im so confused oh my god.” You wanted to cry. Tears of joy of course.
“I wouldn’t miss spending time with you on this day for anything ever, my love.” Austin told you softly kissing you on the lips. “Here you go.” He starts to set you down.
When your feet land on the ground he hands you a bouquet of your favorite flowers.
“I missed you so much Austin.” You smile up at him. He looks at you like you’re his world.
“Okay! Enough come on let’s eat!” Your cousin yells.
© slxtarchive
#𖦹°‧★ 𝑺𝑳𝑿𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑽𝑬#𝑨𝑼𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑵 𝑩𝑼𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑹 ᝰ.ᐟ#austin butler#austin butler elvis#austin butler smut#austin butler fanfic#elvis movie#elvis x reader#elvis film#austin butler fic#austin butler imagine#elvis presley smut#austin butler one shot#austin butler fluff
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SMG4: CEO OF RIZZ
new episode time which means its time for me to talk about it LETS GOOOO!!!
Spoilers
OMG ANOTHER SMG3 EPISODE LETS GOOOO
okay out of all people to see three be with they picked Boopkins the one he hates the most xD perfect and he has a date this is gonna be good. wonder who this famous girl is cant wait to see her!
the fact this is natural smg3 (going off my color theory) i love he is just helping boopkins for money and gives no other shits
AHHHHHH OH GOD WHAT IS THAT FACE SMG3 NOOOO im dying from laughter what is this xD the rizzler will haunt my dreams
he does not have that drawing oh my god Boopkins what is your fan fiction we can trade ideas
HE FUCKING KNOWS HE KNOWS AKSJLFHSDKJA MY FANFICTION OF TUMBLR SEXY MAN IS REAL YESSSSS THANK YOU!!! (click pic to read)
OH! i get it now....i get it now okay guess i need to get my im a simp for smg3 card its a no wonder SMG4 fell in love with the man xD Now lets see who this date is shall we?
my man got a date with his dream girl WHAAAT
playing the best character he can for this tv date
ah yes my fav vocaloid michael xD SMG3 may have the rizz but he is the worst wingman he can not for the life of him give good advice
never change three never change
i would say proud dad moment but its more of a "FUCK YEAH! im going to make so much money off of this."
facts its always best to be yourself even more when it comes to romance you want that person to love the real you but i think your telling that to the wrong guy...wait is Boopkins dating miku now?!
KJFHDSJKSFJK im dying never change three never change im so glad my wish of SMG3 hanging out with the crew is really happening i hope the other episodes is him with Meggy, tari and such it be great to see!
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Save me.
Pairing: Gabe X fem!reader
Summary: You try to send Gabe back to the well house but it goes wrong.
A/n: so for this story I replaced edens role with Gabe's because it helps the story progress better. If you don't understand what I mean, I mean that I made Gabe have parents and Gabe not be a shapeshifted version of Dodge. Instead Gabe always looked like Gabe and did actually fall in love with reader until later. Sorry for this extended thing! Enjoy! Also if I make a second part, their may be an imaginary key (one I made up to help the story progress). I almost forgot to mention, reader is related to Kinsey. Adopted child of Brian and Duncan because why not.
Gabe looked at your chained body on the floor like a predator. His sight made you sick. He was the reason your uncle died. He persuaded Sam. You wanted to scream.
"You know, I don't want to do this. And I don't have to. IF you tell me where the keys are kept."
Keys, keys, keys. It's all about keys. Gabe probably never even loved you. He only used you, a blood Locke, to get to the keys. This was the only time you hated being a Locke.
"If's? You know, this is kidnapping. What you're doing is illegal."
"Oh yeah? Well, right now you are the one threatened so I'd better watch what you say. Now, where are the keys? Do you have any on you? Apart from this chain one obviously. You know, I'm shocked you thought you'd be able to capture me with this." Gabe smirked.
"You certainly talk a lot for a demon. Well, now that I think about it, I don't know how much demons talk. If they talk as much as you then I feel bad for every person kidnapped by a demon. And everyone in Hell. Are you from Hell? You probably are. Are you Satan? Oh my god, do you have any air conditioning? It's really hot in this room. Anyways, is being a demon fun? How does it feel? Do you li-" you went on and on about random things to annoy Gabe until you were interrupted.
"ENOUGH." Gabe shouted.
"Excuse me, if you want to talk, wait for me to finish. Now, where were we. Ah yes, so d-" you continued like you didn't just get threatened by a demon.
"SHUT UP Y/N. JUST SO YOU KNOW, IM THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS HERE. YOU'RE HELD HOSTAGE." Gabe said angrily and loudly.
"Alright calm down." You were dying of laughter inside but managed to say it with a straight face.
"So do you have any keys on you?"
The correct answer was yes but ain't no way you were going to tell him that. You were in Gabe's basement and his parents were home.
"Gabe sweetie! Come for dinner!" His mum shouted for him. You started snickering like crazy.
Gabe was mad.
"I'M COMING MUM!" He said frustrated.
He walked towards you and leaned in. He then whispered in your ears.
"Don't go anywhere. Not that you can."
"I hope you trip and fall while walking up the stairs and die" you retorted.
He scoffed and then left the room and locked the door.
First things first, you took the keys you had out of your pocket and in your hand. Your movement was limited by the chains but not enough to restrict any movement at all.
You took the head key, the music box key and the prison of the self key out of your pocket and placed them in your hands. Then, you took your phone out and texted Tyler, Bode and Kinsey your location simply with the words "HELP IN GABE'S BASEMENT. STAIRCASE IN HIS ROOM."
After a few minutes you got a message back from Kinsey.
"omw" the message read.
Gabe came into the basement after a few minutes.
"oh! Good to see you haven't moved." He said with a smirk on his face.
"very funny." You rolled your eyes.
"I see you have some keys in your hand. Going to give them to me?"
"NEVER." You replied.
He took the chain and tightened them around you. Then he made them release and wrap around your hand with the keys. He made it really tight. So tight that you were forced to let go of the keys.
"NO" You screamed.
"Any more?" Gabe smirked. His smirk was unbearable.
You had one more key on you. The anywhere key. But you couldn't let him take it from you.
"no." You lied.
"Well, you see, I'm good at reading body language. You looked away from me when you said it. You always look away when you lie. So where is it."
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh. No.
You weren't going to tell him. He couldn't know. It was a hard to reach place.
"I'm not lying!" You lied. Again.
"oh really?" Gabe walked towards you and then knelt directly in front of you. He leaned close. So close your lips were almost touching. Any movement could result in you kissing and you for sure did not want that.
"look at me and say it. Prove that you're not lying." He whispered.
"I- I uh... I don't-" Him being so close to you made it hard for you to speak.
"I don't have it!" You finally managed to say it.
"look, I know you have it. You tell me where it is, you won't lose anything." He threatened.
"threatening does not become you Gabe." You said to him disgusted.
He gently placed a hand on your cheek. You couldn't believe this touch once used to make you feel comfortable. Now any touch from him made you feel less safe than ever.
He slowly leaned in.
"Where. Is. It?" He asked "this is the last time y/n. No more chances after this."
You resisted. You didn't give in.
He slowly leaned in and placed a kiss on your lips. You squirmed. He continued to kiss you making you feel more sick every second. He stopped after a good 15 seconds.
"why are you doing this to me?!" You asked, disgusted.
"you're doing this to yourself." He replied.
He looked down at you in a way which made you uneasy. He smirked.
"I promise you this won't hurt a bit."
He pulled out a knife from his back pocket.
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a/n (again lol) : tell me in the comments if I should make a part 2! Thanks for reading!!! Also sorry if there's any spelling and or grammar mistakes!
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