#im def not drunk

[honeygrahambitch]

HI SORRY I JUST SENT AN ASK ABOUT IT BUT I FOUND THE CAR FIC

deus ex machina by coloredink <-if anyone’s interested

okay bye I’m going to go reread it 🚘

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HEY THIS IS GREAT NEWS THE DAY IS SAVED

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Chat have we discussed drunk chess with cherik cause i just think. That would be the darnedest silliest thing they could do

[ask-october-fox]

This fox turned 339 today! 🎂🎉 Gonna be having a little celebration tonight so I may or may not have something to post, we'll see! I plan to have a very nice dinner, and partake in some fine (alcoholic) spirits ;3

[fyrewalks]

pls god give me the strength to wash my face after two margaritas

[sun-stricken]

hey random head canon feel free to ignore. But imagine Gray’s a horrible single and Lyon is a freaking amazing singer. Only issue both will only sing when they’re drunk

i will not ignore this tyvm, youre giving me an excuse to talk abt how they are when intoxicated

Im adding onto this by saying neither of them are lightweights, Gray doesnt drink often but he was Canas favorite victim drinking partner for a long time, so he still maintains his ability to hold his liquor. Lyon just has a naturally high tolerance, and his body has gotten used to all the strong fancy shit he usually drinks

So to get them drunk and that theory out would take time. but man is it fun when it works

Lyon’s a bit of a romantic drunk, ‘flirting’ with everyone he sees for the fun of it, also with the bartender to try and get more drinks when hes been cut off (tbh hed probs be the type to try and text his ex when drunk)

Dude probably starts belting off love songs at random, hes loud with it bc, well, drunks tend to not be able to control their volume, but ppl around cant really tell him to stop because hes like really good?? like weirdly good. stupidly good for a guy who’ll probably blackout at any given moment

he probably bows at the end too

Gray is a giddy drunk, he only drinks when hes happy as to keep it that way, he gets touchy and affectionate and will express himself in the most expressive way possible, and thats all fine and dandy and honestly? good for him.

the bad part, however, is if theres music playing he will sing to it, any and all songs. hes an equal opportunist for drunken singing.

and hes not… particularly good at it, he doesn’t even try to to be good at it either, hes off key and breaks off to laugh and wont even attempt to follow the flow of the music.

picturing him singing off-key to random white girl music has made my day tbh

[i-love-def-leppard]

[obliviouskara]

im awake against my will i hate this why does morning exist and why are things suppose to be done this early

[pinkyjulien]

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[storm-of-feathers]

damn why did i stop being an alcoholic being drunk rules actually i dont feel a single OUNCE of my burdens. i just feel the wine. and its pink.

[demonir]

tierlist of if you should take the mercs to meet your parents

[skin-slave]

Rip to the founding fathers. They would've loved Doritos.

[tahwarts]

i think ppl kinda miss the point of why pink femme girl power aesthetics are empowering to some women, and this isnt specifically about the barbie movie bc i havent seen it so idk how its gonna pull the whole thing off, but it has definitely sparked a lot of discourse around this. but its not about "telling girls its ok to be feminine" because of course the society already pushes femininity onto women. its just that women are devalued, and women are devalued no matter what they do, however femininity is FOR women and it is because of that association with women that femininity is also devalued (regardless of gender, but even when performed by women). it is an expectation, but it is taken for granted. like for example it is expected for women to do makeup and care about fashion, however it is simultaneously taken as something shallow and frivolous to have as an interest or hobby, and people who point out that it actually takes a lot of skill and artistry are dismissed and brushed off. and again this is a skill that is just expected that all women will have! and celebrating femininity, in for example movies like legally blonde, is saying that no, there is inherent value in this thing, there is inherent value and skill and use in having traditionally feminine hobbies, feminine women had to work and femininity doesnt make someone lesser. and when we accept these as their own skills, hobbies, interests, hopefully we can also separate them from womanhood, and we can accept women as, yknow, their natural state. femininity is an action and it has value but women should damn well opt out of it if they want to.

[the-m0th-king]

Me, like ten episodes into season one of Metalocalypse: Oh they are SO dating each other

[morphogenetic]

ryuunosuke naruhodou. my guy ever

[heartsburst]

that awkward moment when your best friend who you used to have a huge crush on and went out with once admits that she still (very obviously) has a crush on her ex-girlfriend and it makes you feel kinda jealous

[chilled-ice-cubes]

wdym the goofy silly looking manhwa i started on a whim got grimdark and serious and most probably ends tragically :]