#im completely sane

[livingdeadgirl23]

HAHA BITCH GET STABBED

[thetangibleghost]

I Saw the TV Glow couldn't fix me but I feel like it believed me. Not "believed in me" but believed me. I feel like I just sat down and the movie took out a finger a pointed right where everything hurts the most and was like 'right here right?'

[iceman-kazansky]

I very greatly, profusely apologize to anyone who saw the over-enthusiastic reblog chain between me and my friend singing "What is love" by Haddaway.

[ilovebeatingmywife]

AAAAA I WANT HIM INSIDE ME HES SO FAGGOT AAAAAAA

[rat-rosemary]

"I love pathetic men" yes absolutely, however, sometimes I want to be pathetic

[fictiongods]

Literally all of Faiths mommy issues could have been fixed if she literally just got to meet Jenny Calendar

[shawnaise]

shassie where lassie starts noticing more and more often just how much shawn does NOT care about his own well-being. where lassie talks to him about it but shawn dodges ever giving a real answer because he can’t. because to him it’s no big deal that sometimes life doesn’t hold value to him; it’s just another thing to deal with, and if anything it makes him better at his job. shassie where it doesn’t work out because lassiter can’t worry 24/7, where he can’t tear himself apart waiting for shawn to start caring about himself the way that he does. where he’s never sure if shawn will walk through their shared apartment door at the end of the day because shawn doesn’t care if he makes it home or not.

[wildissylupus]

Welp, time to experiment.

And by experiment, I mean spend way too much time testing which characters trigger this voice line in the practice range

ive been looking at lifeweaver's voicelines...... these are two lines he says when he gets a final blow on someone

i find it really funny that the wiki says it's when he kills someone he finds attractive instead of just. yknow. listing out the characters. like idfk who are all the characters he finds attractive dont make me have to guess!!!!!!

[sybleavingsoon]

my wenclair phase is once more taking over my brain like how the addams curse envelopes the heart of any lucky enough to succumb to it

[tswizzlesfan]

NAMAMMIMMIMIO BARK BARK WOOOOF GRRRRR *incoherent screeching*

[dancingaura925]

Ming Fan did not consider himself to be a main character.

Let's be honest here, he was second in his family and overshadowed by both his older and younger siblings. He wouldn't inherit the family business, he wouldn't go and become the next influential scholar in the Capital. People could barely recognize him. It was, in short, a miracle he even got into Cang Qiong, much less Qing Jing Peak.

Which was the second peak.

He's not complaining. Ming Fan loves it much better than home, and for once, he's first in something. As the most senior of them all, he basically was in charge. He can control things now.

Except, as time goes on, he can't.

His Shizun changes completely from a qi deviation that he should've been able to prevent earlier. How, he has no idea, but surely there could've been something.

His youngest shidi outshines everyone and eventually becomes the reason for his Shizun's death before having the audacity to marry him.

All of a sudden, he sees everyone around him less and less as more paperwork is shoved to him on top of all his classes. Eventually, he basically becomes an unofficial peak lord before ascending to become the peak lord.

All because Ning Yingying didn't want to.

Was it out of pity? Was it out of boredom? Was it out of fear of what the title peak lord truly meant?

Ming Fan has officially become the very top of Qing Jing Peak. And it's lonely.

Ming Fan knew himself to be many things, but out of all things, he still considers himself a side character in his own life. He looks around at the house he inherits and spots a congratulatory bouquet before laughing. He's basically the baby's breath of bouquets.

It takes a few years to get used to being called Peak Lord instead of just Da-Shixiong. It takes a few years before he starts accepting disciples, it takes a few years before he fully embraces the role, and it's a few years before he meets Gongyi Xiao again.

The man's beautiful as always, and for some reason, Ming Fan still looks up to him as the person he ought to be. Strange how Gongyi Xiao thinks the exact same thing to Ming Fan.

They end up becoming accidental pen pals after a diplomacy meeting. One after another after another, before an entire shelf is dedicated to just Gongyi Xiao's letters.

Ming Fan, somehow, is in love. And he is torn apart when he is constantly reminded of the Little Palace Mistress always following behind Gongyi Xiao.

In any case, it takes a few years before Ming Fan finally messes up and confesses. He waits for a rejection only for arms to encircle his being and comfort his soul. Gongyi Xiao looks at him and he looks back, seeing themselves in the other's eyes.

It takes a few years before Ming Fan realizes that although he may be the baby's breath of bouquets, he is still beautiful when you look closely. All it takes is the right person and the right time. He may be second in many things, but in Gongyi Xiao's heart?

There is no other competition.

[alfazoings]

little doodles i drew after listening to the new ep to keep myself from biting into cement and then flopping around the floor like a fish

[belliesandburps]

Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario

I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)

[vibinsane]

we need to have an in-depth discussion about rafayel definitely having a scent kink. “try and smell something i’m familiar with? which means i should sniff you, yeah?” IS THIS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS OFTEN? SIR????

the way his voice gets deeper and his breathing gets heavier? and the fabric rustling in the background? is he supposed to be grinding into you while doing ALL THAT?? and his “yeah”s?? this man is definitely a talker oh my goddd. i’m definitely not thinking about the way he’ll talk you through it right now. good thing he didn’t call us a good girl in this one because i fear i would’ve spontaneously combusted.

this isn’t funny anymore i need him inside me. or maybe i need to be taken out back and shot, i’m not picky

he is a fucking talker, he will guide you through everything and just. he definitely has a scent kink but the WHOLE FACT BOTH HIM AND MC ARE BLINDFOLDED TOO??? excuse me, sensory deprivation a whole ass thing.

NO BUT NONNIE FOR FUCKING REAL the way his voice drops when the aphrodisiac hits??? the heavy breathing??? the way he just "so... much... more" and LIKE IM NOT ABOUT TO LISTEN TO THIS AUDIO AGAIN WHEN I GET HOME just to make a whole long horny ass post again like the time i was just looking for a damn part in his god of tides myth and got ATTACKED BY HIS SMIRK when i paused.

*screaming into the fucking void* yeah?

i'm STILL MELTING at "if you're scared you can cling onto me but i'm not gonna stop" *INHALES* boi.

if he had called us good girl or anything equivalent to ANY FUCKING PRAISE i wouldve fucking COMBUSTED, IMPLODED. YOU NAME IT. that voice? praising you?

i need this man carnally and if i were to speak of the thoughts in my head right now— i shall nOT

[mychlapci]

so, about that prowl pussy. look upon my gay little doodles and despair. tw for lockdown putting his hook someplace it really shouldnt go <3

+ unfortunate close ups

[elise-the-potato]

Lance would wholeheartedly say he's a top and actually believe it even though his zesty ass is NOT a top