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Ehehe I like this 🥰
#stardew valley#the klock keeps ticking#charlie the most magnificent chicken charlie#oh and my outfit is stunning im wearing leprechaun shoes and a santa hat so#im clearly hot as fuck#my farm sucks ass we are so broke but i gotta work hard to keep my husband happy 😤#i at least have his favorite foods in the fridge and im being really nice to his family#and maybe one day ill even be able to get some damn chickens 😩
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If people keep tagging their perfectly normal vanilla ass fics as "typical consent issues inherent to mithrun" and shit like that, I'm gonna start biting people. Some of yall aren't actually examining the complexities of Mithrun's relationships with other people, and what it means to desire something vs consent to it, you just don't think disabled people can consent to sex. fucks sake
#and as a demisexual person im also gonna say some of yall forget that ace people also can consent to sex#even if the attraction/desire isnt there#Mithrun#kabumisu#like fuck#take a hot second to consider that mithrun DOES say no to things repeatedly in the manga#“im not hungry”#“im not tired”#and in those instances he HAS to be coerced into eating or sleeping or he'll DIE!!!#but later we see kabru give him a REASON to eat on his own#“you can't defeat the demon on an empty stomach”#like im begging yall to stop tagging things as dubcon when they're clearly not dubcon#ive seen fics tagged as dubcon where mithrun explicitly agrees to fuck#and it makes me want to print the fic out so i can rip it up with my TEETH#if yall can realize that no means no#yall should also be able to realize that YES MEANS YES#im gonna put my head through a wall#should i make this rebloggable?#i might change it if yall cant behave
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Maybe I'm in the minority here but I think it's a little weird when the Internet pitches a nuclear level fit when they can't fuck a character in a video game and try to get the devs to change it. Like you have 87 options and you're out here acting like the squirrel bitch in the chocolate factory
#bg3#fields of Mistria#this post is about O lric and H alsin#h alsins romance felt half baked and it was clearly put in cause of fan pressure#and like with fields im like its fine#i don't need to romance O lric#im gonna fuck his hot brother#hes my friend who liles rocks#would be cool if he was ace canonically
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ngl, the more I think about it, the more I feel conflicted over how people sexualize my characters.
On the one hand, it would be silly to deny that I don't go out of my way to create aesthetically pleasing/attractive characters because I love to draw what I enjoy, and I love it when people simp for them.
But on the other hand, sometimes it does bother me that people are so fixated on sex and their own arousal that they miss important lore/plot information that I get a bit frustrated
#txt#i dont really mind that people missed the fact that powers had horns but i do have issues with people thinking the scene would lead up to#sex??? lili had a very clearly shocked face but people were expecting them to just. have sex and fall in love#twitter and instagram is pretty respectful to my works but i think webtoons and especially tiktok (good lord tiktok) is where people are#just. like they're not even paying attention because they wanna fuck my ocs lol#its a lot of work to try to give these incredibly short comics decent pacing and dialogue and it sucks when people ignore gestures or#verbal communication because they saw powers muscled chest and went 'oh yeah. its sex time'#i started posting my bugtopia comics to tiktok and these people are so goddamn obsessed with sexualizing everything that i read comments#where people were expecting arachne to peg her FOUR YEAR OLD SON#and its like. hey guys. im glad you enjoy my work but i dont like how you cannot perceive my characters as anything#but something to whack off to#anyways i dont see myself discussing this on twitter because unfortunately people have 0 fucking reading comprehension lol#to this day i get rude messages accusing me of hating people who enjoy lesbian media or finding my characters hot#because i asked people to not call me a fucking f*ggot when i draw to men kissing
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Can't believe that some bitches really tryna to tell me I wasn't fuckin cute as hell 🤪🤪
Lil zesty mandie under the cut 🤭💖💖
#mandies face#it me !#clearly feelin myself today 🤭🤭💖💖💖#hate all you want im still hot as fuck 😂😂🤪🤪#snapchat#filters#my face#ok to rb#and some of u think my f/os wouldnt dick me down so bad 😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭#the second i put on makeup im a different person#who is she......
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it's so weird when there's a kink you're not into, and you'd be uncomfortable at best performing it, and it's not even a denial thing since you genuinely want no part in it. but then you're exposed to it in a highly specific context as a part of something else and your thoughts on it remain the same but at the same time you don't know which part of it made you
#no questions please this is a sensitive subject#ok so i was scrolling tiktok. and there was this big hairy guy he was so fucking hot. and.#he was talking to the camera as if it were a dog but in a clearly pupplay way.#and that's NOT my thing at all#like im obviously not kinkshaming i hope everyone doing it is having a great time but i do not personally want to do it#i think it was just the hot person talking to me in a kind way while clearly talking down on me#anyways teehee
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𖥨 ̟⊹ ♡ mutuals only ! open to f / nb !
" let's forget about last night . it shouldn't've happened . it , uh , wasn't very " ──── " it wasn't professional of me . "
#hart.#another test muse im just tossing into the void ??? yep#bodyguard / security for the wealthy n famous#frat boy turned Serious dude#still working out the finer details of him but he wants to not be a fuck up#n clearly he.... is not doin so hot lmaO
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okay what i have to say is lowkey embarrassing but i wanna bitch and it’s probably only embarrassing to me bc im shy about this stuff anyways the moral of the story is i wanna bitch and u should probably just ignore me. god bless
#honestly halfway through the wedding i did see this guy i thought was rlly cute#like. REALLY cute (so fucking embarrassing)#but i’m too shy to talk to hot people and i’ve never approached anyone before and no one’s ever approached me so i don’t know what to do#idk how to talk to people to begin with let alone like. try to flirt or something#but as the night went on (this is so embarrassing) for some reason i literally couldn’t stop looking at him (kill me)#and he probably definitely noticed me looking at him so he probably thinks im some like. crazy creep or something#but like usually when i see someone attractive im just like oh wow and admire them from afar#but i COULDNT STOP LOOKING AT HIM! WHY! and for some reason i felt like i just really wanted to talk to him#but i didn’t know what to do! i just felt this urge to go try and start a conversation but i just. i couldn’t#and every time i thought i would work up the courage either my sister or my grandmother would come back and hover over me#and i didn’t wanna be like ‘sorry gotta go i need to go embarrass myself in front of this cute guy’#OR he would get up and start taking pictures again. it’s like he knew#he wasn’t even the official photographer he was just one of the guests who clearly wanted to take photos of his friends wedding. which like#is so endearing to me. he has HOBBIES. WOW. (kill me)#idk j can’t even put everything into words i just feel like screaming into a pillow AAAAAAUGHHH#i felt like i was in hs again there was a point i even excused myself to step outside just because he was out there#but he was talking to some old lady. so i was just sitting outside in the grass moping#i feel so stupid i dunno. why am i so worked up about this. i had a few opportunities to approach him and i didnt. because im an idiot#i feel like i’m down so bad which is so STUPID because i don’t even know his name and ill never see him again in my life#so it doesn’t even matter! and every time im like oh oh well it was just random infatuation clearly it wasn’t meant to be#but then i just get upset and all blushy cause he was SO CUTE! and i wanna know more about him! why!#i haven’t felt like this in FOREVER i just feel so stupid for even feeling this way#i know ill be fine in a few days or something but im just like. i wish i could have at least spoken to him once#sigh. idk what’s wrong with me#maybe he’s already dating someone anyways all the cute people seem to already be in relationships#except ME im the only one left. who am I supposed to date!!#i want to jump out the window#snow.txt
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sometimes researching for avatar redesigns has you 6 layers deep into the Japan's Meiji era allies wiki
#im trying to mess with some of the stuff that feels weird about the ways the fire nation is depicted idk#like i do not feel optically it is good for like them to be so heavily based on japan's imperialist actions#while dressed in clothes that come from places japan colonized#but i dont want it to just be solely japanese though i did draw zuko and azula in hakama but its largely cause i wanted to draw hakama#and like the only place with strong japanese influence being kiyoshi island and my own frustration with the modern day samurai depiction#i think fundamentally it isnt a choice that had as much thought as i am putting in put into it but it does raise an eyebrow for me#anyway i think keeping the thai influence is fine despite the brief invasion japan had into thailand due to thailand then allying with japa#and further allying with the axis due to allying with japan#ugh and ive been told not to think this much about it because its fiction but its also fiction so so so heavily based on real places#and when you base fiction on real cultures you fall into some unintentional pitfalls#i also fucking hate the royal fire nation robes they look so meh and the most costumey out of everything in the show#they look like heavy blankets despite being a supposedly hot nation#theres ways to have heavy robes (heian era japan) but they look like i make them out of fleece and velvet blankets#back to kiyoshi island i think the really only aesthetically japanese reference in the show being an island of noble warriors is lame#plus over done#it feels like nowadays theres a lot of people who get all whiney about people saying fire nation is based off japan#but like dude the creators in the comics and korra like go even more into the japanese influence and clearly it was the original intentions#also i do think you could do some pretty interesting world building by having say there be an older cultural influence on kiyoshi island#from the fire nation especially if the place is established as a central port area then you tie in some okinawan or even hawaiian reference#and gives an explanation that makes sense to why kiyoshi stands out from the rest of the earth kingdom you have long term cultural trading#and it establishes interesting relationships even pre kiyoshi time thereby drawing back onto some real historic references#cause for awhile ryukyu china and japan used to be this trading triangle which could explain some of these various influences going on#i think you can get a really interesting harmony when you create the fire nation out of a mix of japan and thailand#i mean both have these floating buildings due to living on some pretty wet lands and theres harmony in that mix#god i did see one person go like “fire nation is more based on china because theres a lot of red and red is important in china”#my brother in christ red is also important in japan#red is important in like many many asian cultures#i mean of course a lot of that importance stems from china and cultural exchange with china but idk kinda silly to say with your whole ches#like if you want to bring china in then the dragons are the biggest thing like sure some mythos has dragons in japan#but a lot of those comes from china in some way
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she's so arrogant and annoying and hot it pisses me off !!!
#like have some shame omg . have some respect#shes soooo certain i will date her she keeps saying shes not worried she doesnt care etc etc bc she knows i want to date her#not even that. she Declared we were dating. like when i was like do u even want this. not just going on dates but acc dating. and she was#like wdym? im already dating you . like ok??? i wasnt informed ig#anyway i said she was arrogant and she said she knows so.#also she did several things when she was drunk that i found cringe/i personally would b embarrassed if i was her but she just found it funn#like genuinely does she have no sense of shame#also her reasoning is that shes too hot to be rejected and since im talking to her instead of... not that makes her certain that#no matter what i say i wont reject her#WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO REJECT HER. DONT TELL ME WHAT I WANT OR WHAT TO DO. UGH.#I WANT TO FIGHT HER FR MEIN GOTT#also i want her to be more romantic i literally told her im not asking her out on the next date lmao#also if we do end up dating properly i have to swear and oath never to argue w her and just communicate slowly and clearly bc imagine#lawyer and philosophy student get into an argument and theyre both scorpios. insane combination imo#INSUFFERABLE. she was also 40 mins late and tbf she did warn me and keep me updated but i was still rly mad at her bc#i was waiting for so long . and i was like . listen im gonna leave. and she walked thru the door. but anyway she apologised but also she#said no ones ever threatened to leave her b4. what do you mean before?? anyway i told her to respect my time more and she was like i cant#believe im being told off by a 21 yr old like bitch ur literally 24 stop acting ancient fuck off#UGH SHES SO IRRITATING. WHY DOESNT SHE CALL ME MORE.#crushposting
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NOOOOOOOOOO
#im actually not that mad about it but come ONNN#THATS FUCKING RIDICULOUS#THAT WOMAN IS CLEARLY A BISEXUAL. THAT IS THE MOST BISEXUAL WOMAN IVE EVER SEEN#I’m all for the companions having their own sexualities but the creators were fucking delusional with this one honestly#fucking look at her and tell me she hasn’t tasted pussy. there’s no fucking way#let me have my toxic gay romance with her PLEASEEE SHES SO HOT I WANT A GOTH GF#sunny plays da
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if i lived in literally any point in the 20th century cigarette companies would have gotten me so bad. the smoking propaganda fucking worked.
#damien.txt#and don't 'oh clearly you didn't grow up around smokers' me bc i did and Still. Still.#menthols just sound so good rn bro.... im sorry this is my toxic trait....#i Do think it looks hot and appealing and literally the propaganda WORKED on me..........#i will never smoke cigs tho bc i am also obsessively concerned with the side effects#so. lol. lmao.#if i move somewhere where weed is legal tho im gonna be fucked bc i Will get into that even tho like#in my heart i know in like 50 years we're going to have anti-weed campaigns like we have anti-cig campaigns lol
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guys the wildlife walk was sooo beautiful and I met really nice ppl!! hope prevails 💐
#one of them was a reallyyyy hot lesbian idk if they were flirting with me or just being sarcastic or whatever but 🫡🫡🫡🫡#not that I care . im clearly not over the past™️ . but they were really so charming I hope we become friends at least#studying astrophysics too . how fucking cool#🧷
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it is baffling to me that ppl keep insisting "if its not sprite then what IS it tho?" and seemingly do not...retain the recipes that are being shared. like you dont have to memorize them its just repeatedly "is lemonade not sprite though? how is it not sprite?"
"its lemon juice, water, and sugar"
"is it not the same as sprite?" no we just told u. does that sound like sprite to you. does sprite give you the vibe of juicing some lemons on a hot summer day? the lemonade version closest to Sprite over here, in terms of Being Lemonade, is still Notably Different from sprite, or any other soda, is probably Minute Maid, a highly processed branded lemonade that you can occasionally get from soda fountains (DESPITE! NOT BEING CARBONATED! similar to how they somehow dispense iced or sweet tea from soda fountains) it sometimes comes in a can or 2L bottle similar to soda, in the soda isle. and its Not Soda. its not Carbonated. its Trying To Pretend So Hard To Be Real Lemonade. it tastes like lemonade thats a bit sad. it is far more lemonade than SPRITE will ever be. if yall were simply insisting that lemonade is carbonated, that it was like, fizzy minute maid, that would be less offensive than calling sprite lemonade. which is Insane. good god.
#toy txt post#it is a beverage simple enough that *I* could make it#you could Find Out#you dont Have To. but its right there#see Here its easy even if you dont want to Juice Lemons cos they sell powdered lemonade that is so so decent#countrytime my beloved. im sure Real Lemonade drinkers might shit on me even for that#and YES god Victorians did get crazy with the fizzy lemonade they had those like glass bauble things to add bubbles that sometimes just#exploded. but the fact that you got so removed from it that you're calling sprite lemonade 😭. youre calling FANTA lemonade? surely not the#orange soda??? at least call it orangeade or some shit. it would still be wrong but like. christ alive these are different fruits#the idea of calling VIOLENTLY orange most artifical shit ive ever tasted in my life soda lemonade is just. sending me#like i Like An Orange Soda. thats Extremely Not Lemonade#idk like we have Processed ass lemonades. i tend to have those cos im lazy. but i Could Make Real Lemonade#my Favorite processed lemonade rn is the calypso brand. its so flavorful. im also susceptible to the cute glass bottle unfortunately.#i really like the strawberry lemonade and the blue one#sigh#this is probably akin to saying that apple juice is the same as cider. or smth. except no its still worse#also our ciders are different bc alcoholic or Hard Cider is not considered the Default here but i understand its the default elsewhere#anyway. sorry to all my non american friends about bringing up Lemonade Discourse Yet Again#if we ever visit. in either direction. i will have to try to make you some proper lemonade so you can understand how egregious it is#to hear it called 'sprite'#and also so u can have some yummy lemonade#it hits so much better on a hot summer day than sprite fr#sneaking premixed strawberry lemonade over in those little alcohol bottles they allow on airplanes. i am arrested at customs for trying to#impose Big Lemonade into what is clearly the territory of Big Sprite#anyway i think if travelling americans recieved Actual Cloudy Lemonade that Happened To Be Fizzy they might be like oh shit! why is it#fizzy! did you mix sprite in it or something? it would still be DISTINCT from sprite. the fact that yall think theyre the same.....#thats some real. mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes like toothpaste shit. No The Fuck It Doesnt what are you on#for one toothpaste is sharper and stronger usually. unless youre using the mild mint ones i guess. i Dont. for 2 it leaves you mouth#feeling fresh and clean. mint ice cream is yummy for sure#but it does not leave my mouth feeling clean or fresh or even give me minty breath or anything. smh
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Coming in hot with another maybe unpopular opinion
Listen. It MAKES SENSE that Kimberly can pull hot guys like no other. HEAR ME OUT.
Guys like Jackson and Nico know they're hot. They have girls giggling at them everywhere they go. But those guys also exist in real life, and you'd be shocked how rare it is for a girl to confidently approach them the way Kimberly does. Girls (especially straight girls) are socialized overall to take sexual rejection as a personal failing, but Kimberly doesn't seem to take that into account before she opens her mouth. She's so unapologetically herself all the time, even to her detriment. Like. That "big boy runs fast" scene was so cringeworthy because no one watching it would ever so proudly say something so deeply uncool to their crush. But Kimberly has this bravery when it comes to approaching men that I'm sure feels refreshing to someone who's used to being able to pull anyone they want, but not necessarily used to being approached. Kimberly's frankly insane confidence paired with her unwavering kindness and down-to-earth personality make her irresistible to insanely hot men, especially those like Jackson and Nico who are so bored and burnt out with other "hot" people.
Also, her body is insane. You cannot deny that. It's just typically covered up with a polo or knit sweater.
#Canaan is a little different because he clearly fell for Kimberly before she ever made a move on him#i think hes still attracted to her for many of the same reasons listed above though#idk im just tired of seeing all the mean comments about Kimberly's looks on the tl#she's just as hot as the rest of the girls i promise#she just has a different brand of hotness and thats okay#the sex lives of college girls#slocg spoilers#slocg#and its not even necessarily that she actually has all of this confidence!#its more like she just shoots her shot with a blind faith that things will work out#and sorry to break it to yall but thats honestly what it takes to flirt with hot people#just fucking go for it
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not to be brave and controversial but rw&rb the movie is exactly what antis and puritanical fandom wants from queer media like the most bland sanitized rote dull unsexy no tension no chemistry unfunny surface level romance and representation. give me dirt give me real bodies give me imperfect humans give me natural dialog give me complex relationships explored in the silences give me kink and complicated sex and guilt and anger and selfishness and imperfection, imperfection, imperfection. and most of all give me forgiveness for imperfection and the knowledge that an imperfect thing becomes beautiful because it communicates with the imperfection all fallible beings experience on a day to day, not because the beholder is morally corrupt.
anyway. sorry if you liked it there's nothing wrong with that. go forth and live your life.
#should i tag the fandom....#fuck it#me and my friends were so bored we started to play keplunk half way through#also ive read the book and i liked it i think although that was like 4 years ago and im an adult now whos had sex and been in love and#become much more politically and artistically conscious#so maybe i woildnt#this isnt a criticism of casey mcquiston i liked shara wheeler and i dont know enough about her#but anyway if this is the culmination of queer media shoot me#i think about how much connection i found as a young queer in things like jp/craig from FUCKING HOLYOAKS#and like brittana on glee or something like that#and how those are clearly not anywhere near perfect pieces of media but at least i felt like i was watching human beings#and not sanitized ken dolls repeating cringy unnatural dialogue in front of a terrible cgi tree#i dont need queer people to be hot or irreproachable i need them to be REAL#red white and royal blue#sorry again#negativity#queer
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