#im clearly hot as fuck
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Ehehe I like this 🥰
#stardew valley#the klock keeps ticking#charlie the most magnificent chicken charlie#oh and my outfit is stunning im wearing leprechaun shoes and a santa hat so#im clearly hot as fuck#my farm sucks ass we are so broke but i gotta work hard to keep my husband happy 😤#i at least have his favorite foods in the fridge and im being really nice to his family#and maybe one day ill even be able to get some damn chickens 😩
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Can't believe that some bitches really tryna to tell me I wasn't fuckin cute as hell 🤪🤪
Lil zesty mandie under the cut 🤭💖💖
#mandies face#it me !#clearly feelin myself today 🤭🤭💖💖💖#hate all you want im still hot as fuck 😂😂🤪🤪#snapchat#filters#my face#ok to rb#and some of u think my f/os wouldnt dick me down so bad 😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭#the second i put on makeup im a different person#who is she......
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it's so weird when there's a kink you're not into, and you'd be uncomfortable at best performing it, and it's not even a denial thing since you genuinely want no part in it. but then you're exposed to it in a highly specific context as a part of something else and your thoughts on it remain the same but at the same time you don't know which part of it made you
#no questions please this is a sensitive subject#ok so i was scrolling tiktok. and there was this big hairy guy he was so fucking hot. and.#he was talking to the camera as if it were a dog but in a clearly pupplay way.#and that's NOT my thing at all#like im obviously not kinkshaming i hope everyone doing it is having a great time but i do not personally want to do it#i think it was just the hot person talking to me in a kind way while clearly talking down on me#anyways teehee
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𖥨 ̟⊹ ♡ mutuals only ! open to f / nb !
" let's forget about last night . it shouldn't've happened . it , uh , wasn't very " ──── " it wasn't professional of me . "
#hart.#another test muse im just tossing into the void ??? yep#bodyguard / security for the wealthy n famous#frat boy turned Serious dude#still working out the finer details of him but he wants to not be a fuck up#n clearly he.... is not doin so hot lmaO
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if ur "hear me out"s include human characters i'm assuming u have absolutely no idea what ur doing and have misunderstood the assignment completely
#personally i do not have any which is why i havent taken part#u put a human in front of me & im like. this is just Some Guy. this is not a Statement let alone a risky one#people into mlp in that way are making a bigger statement than u. & theyre barely making one either#its just some guy u can just say u think theyre hot its okay ur the only one judging urself#i just saw someone use a bug a literal pixel insect as their hear me out & im like FINALLY someone who understands the assignment#unfortunately im a normie so i dont get to participate :/#that angels a human shes literally just some guy thats not a statement#the closest to a nonhuman chara i can even think of is like. teacher from totsukuni#but 1) i have zero interest in fucking him and 2) he's basically human save for his head. i wouldnt count him#an eo monster maybe but im not really a monster fucker. i'll sit this out myself but i will judge others for saying humans#its a hear me out bc its something u wouldnt want to say to most people#u pulling up a character that u could feasibly pass by in a convenience store & not think twice about is not it#im not really pressed about this this is so nothing to me but its like. some of u dont Understand#like the people who make the 'im not calling u good girl that [thing] was shit" memes without realizing the og was praise kink#apparently that wasnt clear to everyone. but it does make those a bit funnier to me when they clearly didnt know#u can play hear me out with me in my ask box if u want but know im terminally demisexual#so my response will be based more so on if i think u understood the assignment than actually agreeing with u
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she's so arrogant and annoying and hot it pisses me off !!!
#like have some shame omg . have some respect#shes soooo certain i will date her she keeps saying shes not worried she doesnt care etc etc bc she knows i want to date her#not even that. she Declared we were dating. like when i was like do u even want this. not just going on dates but acc dating. and she was#like wdym? im already dating you . like ok??? i wasnt informed ig#anyway i said she was arrogant and she said she knows so.#also she did several things when she was drunk that i found cringe/i personally would b embarrassed if i was her but she just found it funn#like genuinely does she have no sense of shame#also her reasoning is that shes too hot to be rejected and since im talking to her instead of... not that makes her certain that#no matter what i say i wont reject her#WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO REJECT HER. DONT TELL ME WHAT I WANT OR WHAT TO DO. UGH.#I WANT TO FIGHT HER FR MEIN GOTT#also i want her to be more romantic i literally told her im not asking her out on the next date lmao#also if we do end up dating properly i have to swear and oath never to argue w her and just communicate slowly and clearly bc imagine#lawyer and philosophy student get into an argument and theyre both scorpios. insane combination imo#INSUFFERABLE. she was also 40 mins late and tbf she did warn me and keep me updated but i was still rly mad at her bc#i was waiting for so long . and i was like . listen im gonna leave. and she walked thru the door. but anyway she apologised but also she#said no ones ever threatened to leave her b4. what do you mean before?? anyway i told her to respect my time more and she was like i cant#believe im being told off by a 21 yr old like bitch ur literally 24 stop acting ancient fuck off#UGH SHES SO IRRITATING. WHY DOESNT SHE CALL ME MORE.#crushposting
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NOOOOOOOOOO
#im actually not that mad about it but come ONNN#THATS FUCKING RIDICULOUS#THAT WOMAN IS CLEARLY A BISEXUAL. THAT IS THE MOST BISEXUAL WOMAN IVE EVER SEEN#I’m all for the companions having their own sexualities but the creators were fucking delusional with this one honestly#fucking look at her and tell me she hasn’t tasted pussy. there’s no fucking way#let me have my toxic gay romance with her PLEASEEE SHES SO HOT I WANT A GOTH GF#sunny plays da
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if i lived in literally any point in the 20th century cigarette companies would have gotten me so bad. the smoking propaganda fucking worked.
#damien.txt#and don't 'oh clearly you didn't grow up around smokers' me bc i did and Still. Still.#menthols just sound so good rn bro.... im sorry this is my toxic trait....#i Do think it looks hot and appealing and literally the propaganda WORKED on me..........#i will never smoke cigs tho bc i am also obsessively concerned with the side effects#so. lol. lmao.#if i move somewhere where weed is legal tho im gonna be fucked bc i Will get into that even tho like#in my heart i know in like 50 years we're going to have anti-weed campaigns like we have anti-cig campaigns lol
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guys the wildlife walk was sooo beautiful and I met really nice ppl!! hope prevails 💐
#one of them was a reallyyyy hot lesbian idk if they were flirting with me or just being sarcastic or whatever but 🫡🫡🫡🫡#not that I care . im clearly not over the past™️ . but they were really so charming I hope we become friends at least#studying astrophysics too . how fucking cool#🧷
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not to be brave and controversial but rw&rb the movie is exactly what antis and puritanical fandom wants from queer media like the most bland sanitized rote dull unsexy no tension no chemistry unfunny surface level romance and representation. give me dirt give me real bodies give me imperfect humans give me natural dialog give me complex relationships explored in the silences give me kink and complicated sex and guilt and anger and selfishness and imperfection, imperfection, imperfection. and most of all give me forgiveness for imperfection and the knowledge that an imperfect thing becomes beautiful because it communicates with the imperfection all fallible beings experience on a day to day, not because the beholder is morally corrupt.
anyway. sorry if you liked it there's nothing wrong with that. go forth and live your life.
#should i tag the fandom....#fuck it#me and my friends were so bored we started to play keplunk half way through#also ive read the book and i liked it i think although that was like 4 years ago and im an adult now whos had sex and been in love and#become much more politically and artistically conscious#so maybe i woildnt#this isnt a criticism of casey mcquiston i liked shara wheeler and i dont know enough about her#but anyway if this is the culmination of queer media shoot me#i think about how much connection i found as a young queer in things like jp/craig from FUCKING HOLYOAKS#and like brittana on glee or something like that#and how those are clearly not anywhere near perfect pieces of media but at least i felt like i was watching human beings#and not sanitized ken dolls repeating cringy unnatural dialogue in front of a terrible cgi tree#i dont need queer people to be hot or irreproachable i need them to be REAL#red white and royal blue#sorry again#negativity#queer
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maybe i should just put proship in my bio already
#read this in the most exhausted tone you can imagine.#a tone that says 'yes. fine. if we're going to be forced to label ourselves now i align with this. but this false dichotomy shit is stupid.#mostly just want people to stop following me when they've got 'proship dni' somewhere on their bio#because what the fuck does that mean. look me in the eyes right now. how the fuck. am i supposed to know.#what each and every person's individual definition of proship is. how am i supposed to know where you draw#your arbitrary line of what is and is not okay to write about.#i cannot read your mind. i don't know you. get off of my page until you can clearly communicate your boundaries.#and at that point hopefully you'll also be able to think critically about shit enough to realize that anti/pro shit is nonsense.#i write noncon because i think its hot. i will also tag that shit so that it can be avoided. that is the agreement out here.#gosh sorry. that was so overly aggressive. im very frustrated.#ive been in this fandom a long time i am. very very tired. i just want to write my samifer in peace. make some angels kiss each other.
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dante, travis, vylad, and aphmau qpr makes zero sense outside of my rewrite and that is a tragedy
#❄.txt#earlier i was think that itd be really funny if they played never have i ever and dante was like 'never have i ever been attracted to my#friends sibling'. vylad is like 'ok well fuck you too man that was so clearly targeted'. and then travis is like 'well damn. i cant lie'#'... TRAVIS????' 'look ok-' 'EXPLAIN YOURSELF' 'GENE IS HOT' 'IM GONNA KILL MYSELF'#also consider: all four of them trying to play ultimate custom night (it was dantes idea) together and failing horribly#the more adhds u shove into a room together the more braincells they lose /j#'check the ve- FUCK' 'GOD DAMN IT WE WERE SO CLOSE'#all four of them just become a cuddle pile on the couch whenever they watch movies together#they also have wildly different tastes in everything so it takes them like 2 hours just to decide on what kind of food to order#every few days dante tries to explain the fnaf lore to them. vylad just goes 'hey man *kisses him on the mouth* shut the fuck up ❤'#it started out as a joke and dante was completely shocked the first time#anytime they invite over other people and do that running bit without thinking they both very quickly explain 'no no its a bit i swear-'#anytime they play minecraft together aphmau likes to shout 'GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME' anytime dante and travis get distracted staring#into each others eyes or whatever. vylad likes to shake his head and mutter 'i fucking hate gay people' under his breath#i have a billion more thoughts about them btw
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Heartbreaking! The long fanfic series that sounds on the surface like something I would like ooc's their characters so badly they're unrecognizable!
#it would be half decent otherwise as far as i can tell but every 5 sentences im going 'he would not fucking say that 😒'#i would almost ALMOST understand it if they clearly just find the character's appearance to be hot but want a different personality#so they graft a new personality onto the base#but literally they also have changed the character's canon appearance so like.#you could have simply chosen a different character to write about buddy#i havent been super into fic for a while now but im in the mood and still cant find anything good#except old bookmarks ive already read 90 times#disgruntled octopus
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One of those texts I kind of need to sit on before I decide how I'm going to word it.
I never know how to start these, but I always have an idea on what to say. Your opinion of me actually matters a lot & the implication that you believe that I lie to you or I'm not doing enough is kinda hurtful. It comes across to me like my effort is worthless to you & that what I want doesn't matter at all. I wouldn't bring it up if I didn't think you cared, and I know you're going through a lot and shouldn't have to worry about me, but I'm getting mixed signals that are really throwing me off. What do you want from me? Am I asking too much of you and you don't know how to tell me? I sincerely want to be there for you, regardless of what it looks like to get to that point, but if you don't want me there you can tell me! What you want matters just as much, if not more, to me. I'm not the kind of person to be hostile about things if they don't work out. I don't want to be another source of stress or negativity for you, and I don't want you to be afraid of being honest with me. I constantly question if you're just too nice to tell me you aren't interested anymore, and even if you are, I might need more reassurance than you can give me because I don't think I'm very worth it to anyone for anything. If you don't think I'm trying hard enough then tell me what I need to do to change that! I'm at the point of just not knowing what I bring to your life, if anything at all. You don't need to deal with me on top of everything else, so, I'm sorry for this. Even if you don't text me back I'll feel better once I get it out there. The only thing I've ever been afraid of is not communicating exactly how much I care about you & how much you mean to me - even if it doesn't matter to you, or you don't believe me. If there comes a day where we aren't in each other's lives anymore for whatever reason, I don't want either of us to question what could've been said or done differently or regret not doing more.
#I'm gonna sleep on this one. This could be a Monday night text. Or tomorrow#I'll refine this better. I think it's important to stress the whole Gemini factor here#REALLY mixed signals. If you want me to go just say it#I don't have time for the bait and switch yknow#I don't even think he's aware. Micheal said it pretty straight up and I know he's probably right#But I will be goddamned if I don't give it my best and most honest shot.#I think about Sean a lot sometimes and how much I miss him. It could make me cry#I never got the chance to tell him anything. To show him I made it#He will NEVER get here. He will always be stuck when and where and how he died and that fucking kills me#That pain and raw grief are what keep me going at this point.... he will never experience life after that moment in time#And I am so scared that the same thing will happen to my s/o and he will walk into it with eyes open#And I can't communicate that fear to him. That profound sadness. Watching a movie over and over and hate the ending#It's *hard*. How many times can I watch it happen? How many times will it keep happening? Take my fucking revolution or whatever#I woke up angry today and im committed to being empty and full of resentment I think#I just want to talk to Sean. He would say the same thing micheal did I bet.#God I really miss him huh. Crying and shit or whatever. I don't have time for this#Sean would laugh at me for crying over some hot guy who I am clearly the side girl to#Lmao I would laugh too. Yeah. Get it together.#It's just another relapse so relax sit back and take a deep breath......
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i hate how i [momentarily] blacklisted sp1derverse and the miguel o'hara tag is still absolutely inundated with reader-insert fics with absolutely no grasp of his character and only exist because oscar isaac hot
#i feel like i cant talk much bc im only just getting into him and like. it IS because i saw him in atsv and was like damn he seems cool#but like ......... at least im reading the source material ??#poeple can enjoy fandom all they want and write all the reader insert they want idc about that it's just the fact that it's......so poor#and so very clearly from the like 30 SECONDS we have seen of him in atsv trailers and literally nothing else#so it's all guesswork and honestly half the time it seems vaguely racist but#iiiiiiii just work here i am just a little guy who works here#summer's text tag#and also To Be Clear spiderverse is no longer blacklisted i just wanted to find some fucking fanart to rb#and even with spideverse blacklisted i think i saw like.......5 posts total that were from 2099. and i scrolled. for so fucking LONG#and to be clear pt 2 i also think oscar isaac is hot#but like....besties. miguel is not oscar. please stop!!!!
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Anyway i dont know if anyone else has stared at geno's pants as long as i have, but did you notice that he never zips them up completely? Scandelous geno.
#Malkin#His legs are too hot he needs the ventilation clearly#Im not sculpting a fucking zipper im too lazy#I miss the days when my company would just buy those extra bits for me
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