#im calling this one... hmmm

[zerokissingbooth]

screwhill / bootllum sex headcanons

im a screwllum warrior first and foremost so this is like 80% driven on by my carnal want for him. also these are just edited discord messages. these are nsfw

if i see u are ageless or a minor liking or reblogging this i will block u and then delete this post. forever. i am not joking.

its screwllum who makes the first few flirtatious moves- asking boothill about his modifications, what specific functions he has that arent human, etc. hes really fascinated esp since he's had his own sort of body overhaul himself. boothill probably starts feeling for him first and makes more offers to hang around whenever they cross paths and go for drinks. at some point screwllum sees boothill struggling to do some minor self repairs and offers to help and its like lowkey edging for boothill bc hes horny due to gentleman robot not giving a fuck ab his accent his bounty or whatever but also screwllum being like a whole hand in with wires near his torso. screwllum asks if he's ever had sex as a cyborg and boothill says somewhat and screwllums like Well do you want to see how we inorganics copulate? and boothill gets so hard he audibly lets out static

sex wise it can go 50/50. theyre both switches and both okay with being the dom or sub in the bedroom. i think screwllum prefers being dom just bc he likes observing but he wont say no if boothill wants to wirebang him

boothill learns ab screwllums 'sir' kink and likewise screwllum finds out boothill Really enjoys seeing his clothes on screwllum

so they both really REALLY love wireplay. a lot. boothill especially likes making screwllum become a mess just from messing with a few exposed panels.

when boothill is topping or whatever he loves like. mean praise. like not degredation but he looooves reminding screwy that hes a genius and a leader of an entire planet and yet he loves being turned into a mushy cpu by a wanted cowoby

boothill prefers riding (he makes cowboy jokes the entire time) whenever they both use genital attachments and screwy likes missionary bc he likes watching boothills expressions

ok this is moreso a personal general robofucking hc but each conscious cyborg or robot or whatever has a bluetooth like ability where they dont need to really 'plug in' their attachments. this makes it easier for charging stuff and for less port space. however this also means for stuff like genitalia attachments if left on their partners can make it REALLY easy to edge them or even overstim them. when theyre sexting one of them (screwllum most of the time) will take advantage of this and start basically edging boothill when he's on the low somewhere. its a game of patience to see how long boothill takes until he goes hopping to the nearest shuttle to get him back (the bluetooth function also allows them not to have to 'pack' anything persay)

boothill usually takes initiative in the bedroom but when screwllum wants to tease he will be the first to do it. and everyone around them who knows theyre dating or fucking loathes it bc its so easy to instantly tell when boothill is getting flustered or aroused. when boothill is topping or in charge or whatever its a lot of fingering and rough touching

[moeblob]

OC

[gojooooo]

GUYS?!!!?!,!,??.!,! HELLO????? I’M LOSING MY MIND?????

i don’t think i can properly explain how happy i am to see yuujikuna again, how much it means that something as personal as one’s domain contains his sukuna for yuuji and also how happy yuuji looks in this reality, his smile and the familiarity with which he tells him let’s go, come sparring

[miyku]

[allmightyscroll-swag]

I know I'm in deep with the disco elysium hyperfixation because I'm contemplating drawing the cast with wings. No changes to the plot whatsoever, (or character design really), they just have wings plastered on their backs poorly. It's my love language. I need to make my favorite guys into stereotypical they-wouldnt-get-off-the-ground 1/4 bird people.

(In my mind Harry would have really broad ones. And yeah logically he'd have, well, harrier wings but I think it'd be funnier if they were a cockatoos or a seagulls (or even pigeons for maximum dumpster man) and Kim's would be small and compact. He couldn't fly well with his eyesight anyway.) Don't have a set bird in mind for him though.)

[ghonorrhead]

ughhhh fucking long ass rant below because I need to get something off my chest but I HATEEE clogging up my stories on insta with drama… I hate drama period… but yeah, gonna talk about icky things below so don’t read if you don’t wanna :T

if you *genuinely* believe I am any sort of p-word (don’t wanna say it because it makes me wanna throw up), you need to get ahold of yourself because you’re fucking stupid and an awful character assessor. if you *genuinely* believe that I draw cp or enjoy any of that sick bullshit, you need to have your head caved in with a heavy ass hammer fr idgaf anymore you’re genuinely a shit person if you’re spreading baseless gossip about me over something as trivial as a fucking art style man

do these people have any fucking idea of the weight that their words hold? I haven’t even been on insta for a week and im already being cancelled. for what you may ask? Because of how I fucking draw apparently??? You’d think that I was drawing heinous and graphic cp by the way people are shitting themselves but no. what started all of this was a doodle of mine I did of gy//jo kissing.

it’s this one ^

to make a long story short, some dickhead reposted my doodle on their story and got their friends to go along with them, saying that J//ohnny looks 14 and that he looks like a child, g//yro looks like a creep, “this is why I left the fandom”, etc etc. They then called me a p-phile and insisted that I was drawing graphic depictions of cp???

I only made a response to that because I don’t tolerate any unwarranted slander to my name, because how tf are you going to be accusing me of drawing that sick bullshit??? where tf is the supposed cp??? you’re a dumb fuck, genuinely. rot in hell and boil alive in liquid shit idfc, I’d normally ignore these haters but this isnt even hate. there are serious ass accusations that hold so much weight behind them??? are you serious right now??? trying to paint me as something im not just because you’re a bit uncomfy with how I draw???? get over yourself holy shit hop off my dick you sensitive prick

I seem to have altered some of the gy//jo fandom fandom on insta, because now im even having some mutuals turn on me. okay great. I didn’t care for you anyways but now you’re spreading that baseless and incredibly harmful bs too? I had never bore witness to such chronically online behavior holy shit… literally a bunch of sheep following their leader, slandering me to no end if it means that they won’t look bad to their audience…

had an ex mutual on insta make their own story post about me. talked about how they like my art but it made them “uncomfy”. okay, perfect. you shouldn’t have followed me first then?? sorry to hear that???

then they talked about how my Johnny looks like he’s 10????? that’s a new one :I

^ funny how nobody bats an eye at these character for example though… even though I’ve heavily based my chibi art off of them… but whatever… (they’re both well over 18, mind you)

then they start legit saying shit like “UwU this makes me uncomfy because g//yro is so much more big than small feminine twink J//ohnny ;-; uguuuu they can do whatever they want though!! 🙈🙈 hope they find the right audience for them…” (whatever the fuck that means. fuck you, actually.)

you see ra//mona and lu//cas here??? see how he looks so much bigger and “mature” than ra//mona? see how she looks small and “feminine”?? great, now have you read the comics? do you see how both of them are adults, despite their appearance??? perfect, now you can see where I get yet ANOTHER big inspo for my gyjos :)

an example of my HEAVILY STYLIZED and CARTOONY-CHIBI gy//jos for reference ^u^

anywayssss…

not to mention that young looking people exist… fuck, im a young adult rn (20-25 age range, no im not going to tell you my age) and i get told EVERY DAY at work by complete strangers, mind you, that i look 14-16. I know, insane. lock up any potential romantic interests of mine because i look young and they’re definitely predators :)

am I so wrong for wanting to project a bit of myself onto Jo//hnny? Is it really so different from doing poc or lgbtq headcanon with a character? God forbid I give Johnny some of my own features… I thought we were in a more progressive mindset now as a community =_=

please, do tell me if you think im wrong here. you’re free to unfollow/block/whatever-the-fuck, but keep my name out of your smelly mouth and, respectfully, rot in hell !!!

[divineguts]

u ever think about how eternal sugar likely only had one pair of wings and suddenly he was growing a new set and a tail?? like did it just suddenly happen overnight or did he feel new bones and muscles forming over time?? much to ponder...!

[fridgevespidae]

a thing about me is that i consistently forget that food and sleep are necessities. every other day i decide actually i think i kight be above sleep i dont need to do that anymore!!!! and then stay up too late, worsen my sleep schedule, and fall asleep

[windupaidoneus]

really funny to me that ppl perceive emets solus body at like 60s. he looks blatantly younger than varis or like, the same age. varis is 46

[sleepis4theweak]

SPOTED *noms your heand*

ACK-

Hello mumsie hehehehhe <3

[irradiatepositivity]

the worst thing is when someone says something you know is wrong but also you dont know enough about the correct answer to correct it and/or learned it a While Back and forgot the details and also youre a little worried that maybe YOUR version of thiings is also a bit wrong bc you know that the full answer is a Big Complicated Thing but u cant fact check it right then and it would be kind of a dick move in the moment to go "oh thats wrong and im like 45% sure this other thing is right but also i know im forgetting details and also maybe i was misinformed too but i KNOW the thing u just said is wrong" so instead u just let the Wrong Thing pass so as to not be some awful combo of pretentious and Also Wrong

[ofmdee]

ofmdkinktober2024 day 14 - squirting

gifs on twitter 🔞

[cucarachaisgay07]

I find it common knowledge that I tend to pop in on Tumblr post 1 thing then disappear for months-

Do I have an excuse for these very long absences?

[maskofenigma]

another fallen london essay ramble whoo boy (i dont plan these btw) (spoilers for firmament and light fingers in particular plus general spoilers)

ok so do yall remember that one line in Firmament Chapter three where Summer drinks moon milk and looks directly at the player character and nothing happens? if not i get it, that section was pretty hard to follow and it was ultimately inconsequential and also optional so here it is

(from the fallen london wiki - Suggest Summer do it instead)

anyone whos played Light Fingers or is familiar with that plotline knows that this makes zero sense. even normal moon milk has extreme effect if ingested. and unless we're going to have some kind of toxic romance arc with Summer (which would be great but given the lack of foreshadowing and other aforementioned reasons is highly unlikely) we can chalk this up to sloppy writing and unfamiliarity with that ambition on whoever wrote this. such frustration seems to be the consensus on this chapter, at least on here

But! ive been following some liveblogging of early Light Fingers, reminiscing etc etc, when i remembered one other odd tie in to moon milk, in the cave of the nadir. now analyzing the nadir is similarly difficult to zenith because its very vauge and theres a lot of disconnected elements in there all in service of making a place thats confusing and dangerous and unknowable and whatever so take this with a grain of zalt. im sure theres some juicy deeplore in there but what i want to focus on is this

(from the fallen london wiki - "It was the milk... it was the milk, wasn't it?")

this is a weird callout, right? afaik thats one of the very few connections to an ambition in the nadir, alongside whatever the frost moth does in nemesis (havent gotten there yet). so like what gives? its not an especially rewarding action, and it doesnt progress the ambition or anything. its possible, given this comes after the orphanage section, that these two are like escapees of the orphanage after the fire / riot, but it could also be some disconnected memory its all very difficult to discern. and even if that is the case it doesnt really tell us much except maybe foreshadowing for Hephesta's situation. the best i can say is that, taken in context with the other options on that card, maybe its a parallel to Clarabelle's situation, with the references to eggs? there has to be some reason behind this reference, and if there isnt one, than at least let me headcanon this

i think the two instances above tell us very little on their own, but taken in together have fascinating implications. irrigo and violant are thematically opposed colors, forgetting vs remembering, and zenith / the nadir are explicitly connected both textually and in their names (zenith means the highest point of a space or object, nadir means the lowest), so that they both reference moon milk is interesting to say the least. I think this could be telling us that moon milk has different effects when under these two neathbow colors. Moon milk induced obsession seems to be resistant to the psyche destroying affects of the nadir, persisting for the two people in a place where memory is actively unravelled. the woman, even as she tells her companion to forget her, still clearly recalls the affect of the moon milk and her newfound obsessions. maybe this is somehow due to the milk's affect of overwhelming the victims previous life, in essence forcing them to forget what was previously important to them. or maybe, given irrigo's connection with lack of perception and drawing inward, the idea is that when the victim has nothing else to cling to in the nadir, the love instilled by the moon milk persists as a sort of internal source of comfort. in zenith, the violant light seems to dull or entirely nullify the milk's effects if that moment with Summer is to be believed. its stated that the violant forces the player character to be aware of every detail at once, able to perceive even distant objects with total clarity, splitting your attention everywhere at once. the way moon milk works is just an extreme version of a classic love potion: a victim falls deeply in love specifically with the first thing they see. maybe, because one perceives everything at the same time, the moon milk cannot properly take effect. or maybe the violant is just too oppressive, preventing the milk from occupying a victims thoughts as they are overwhelmed by the light.

whatever the case may be this is a very odd pairing. for a section so filled with moon misers, firmament has very little by way of references to Light Fingers, odd given thats one of the main places one would encounter a moon miser. no comment. and that moment in the nadir has always struck me as peculiar, if only for it being seemingly out of nowhere and disconnected to everything else. but moon misers are linked to apocyanic light with some degree of regularity, so i dont think its too great a stretch to connect them to other neathbow colors as well. one wonders how everyones favorite roof beetles might be affected by the other colors of the neath. even if im totally off base and disproven by some text in the high sancta or sunless skies or whatever there has to be something here im sure of it. or maybe ive lost it who knows certainly not me okay bye

[gothteddiesdotcom]

HI GUYS I DIDN’T TAKE ANY PICTURES OR VIDEOS WHILE I WAS AT THE JUMPS TODAY BUT I DID LEARN HOW TO DO SUPERMANS SO I AM VERY EXCITED

[lakeraydia]

finally finished watching adventure time btw. ohhhhhhh i get it now