#im bored anyways but im gonna be sooooo tired tomorrow

[risingsunresistance]

ok so turns out trying to do a submission was so painful bc you can BASICALLY only do it in the app. thank you tumblr very cool

[humanityinahandbag]

hotel transylvania 3: texting

 or: Ericka is thrilled to be added to the families official group chat. Unfortunately, Dracula hasn’t gotten this whole texting thing down

(Adventures in Family Texting between a small family of vampires and humans) 

Very short without much of an ending. This is nothing more than my tired excuse at writing practice and giving myself a good chuckle. Enjoy.

When Ericka’s phone dings sometime while she’s chatting to the Hydra about their lovely scales (”thank you so much, Captain, we do our very best”) she checks her phone, nearly bursts into unwanted tears, and excuses herself to lean on one of the lobby’s couches. 

Mavis: Hey, Ericka! Adding you to our family group chat! Let me know if you get this!

She’d never been a part of anything. The mundanity of a family group chat was so... boring in concept but left her warm and teary-eyed, and she swiped at her eyes. 

She was about to respond with some sort of long-winded, heartfelt thank you until three dots on the bottom appeared. 

Dracula: MAVIS WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME

Mavis: We’re adding Ericka to the group chat, dad

Johnny: Sweeeeet 🙌🏼

Dracula: MAVY WAVY THAT’S A GREAT IDEA DID YOU TELL HER YET

Mavis: This is a GROUP CHAT dad. She’s on, now.

Dracula: ERICKA YOU’RE A PART OF OUR GROUP CHAT NOW

Mavis: Dad, she knows

Dracula: ERICKA. YOU JUST HAVE TO TYPE AND SEND IT AND EVERYONE SEES IT

Mavis: She knows how to use group chat, dad

Dracula: TYPE INTO THE BOX AND THEN PRESS SEND

Ericka: I know, honey. 

Dracula: THE SEND BUTTON IS THE BLUE ONE THAT SAYS SEND

Ericka: I know, honey, thank you.

Dracula: SHE FIGURED IT OUT MAVIS

Johnny: dude, you can talk to the people there, you know?

Ericka: I’m here, hon. You can talk to me. 

Dracula: MAVIS WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME ERICKA FIGURED IT OUT

Mavis: We all know, dad. 

She must have looked all colors of. crazy from the way she was chuckling down at her phone. She looked up. A few monsters gave her a look or two but went back to their newspapers. Ericka shrugged off the feeling of the awkward spotlight and looked back down at her screen. 

Her boyfriend (was that what he was? the term was almost strange and young, like she was still in middle school, mooning over some blonde haired scrawny boy, but it still managed to send little sparks down her spine) was savvy in the ways of most things having to do with hotel management. 

Tech intelligent, he was not. 

She typed back “Thanks for adding me” and waited. 

Three dots appeared at the bottom of the screen. 

Dracula: ERICKA MAKE SURE YOU DON’T SEND ANYTHING YOU DON’T WANT THEM TO SEE ON HERE THIS IS PUBLIC. 

Ericka: I know, honey. 

Mavis: she knows, dad 😑And you don’t need to keep using caps lock. 

Dracula: WHAT’S CAPS LOCK

A minute passed. She watched the dots appear, disappear, and then appear again. 

Dracula: HEY HONEY ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT I WAS THINKING YOU COULD TRY ON THAT NEW LINGERIE WE PICKED OUT

Mavis: Group chat, dad! Group! Chat!

Johnny: lol

Dracula: ERICKA THIS WAS A GROUP CHAT I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED INTO DON’T DO THE SAME THING I DID

Dracula: I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT DO YOU WANT TO TRY ON THE LINGERIE TONIGHT

Ericka: Still group chat, honey.

Mavis: DAD.

Ericka pockets her phone, doing her best to swallow back the outrageous cocktail of embarrassment and hysteria. She made a note to try and teach the King of Darkness how to navigate his phone later. 

Maybe after that night. When she tried on the new lingerie. 

Mavis had grown accustomed, day by day (and sometimes hour by hour) with the presence of her fathers new significant other. And had made an effort to at least try and include the woman. 

And when she had, when the gates were opened, and when the invitations were extended, she found that Ericka... was actually pretty cool. 

She was actually really cool. 

The woman had been to nearly every continent, save Australia, and had navigated the seas for twenty-seven long years. “I started when I was fifteen,” she told the young Vampiress, who was going through the hotel menus for the week while Ericka sat beside her, stapling invoices to accounts. “My grandfather had me training before then, but we didn’t have the boat until I turned fourteen. So-”

“And you learned on your own?”

Ericka shrugged, slapping down the lid of the stapler with a thud. “I did a lot of things alone. The only thing he really helped me with was...” she squirmed, choosing her words carefully, “monster stuff. You know...”

“Oh,” said Mavis. The topic was rarely breached, though Ericka suspected it wouldn’t be long until the vampiress started asking questions. 

“But other than that...”

Mavis shook her head, shaking the memory of krakens and wooden stakes off her mind. “So what? You only learned on a cruise ship?”

“Oh, no. I learned on all sorts. Sailing, small schooners, rowboats, catamaran, fishing. I still own the cruise ship. Haven’t had the heart to sell it, yet, since cruise season is coming. Your dad and I are figuring out if I should go for a few months or not. I still have a small motorboat docked out somewhere near New York. I’m thinking of having it shipped here.” She grinned. “If I do, I’ll have to take you and Johnny out on some of the lakes. Sunrise on the water is to die for.”

Mavis, midway down the menu page, popped her head up. “For reals?”

“Sure!” Ericka flicked her hand. “Cruises are one thing. But small boat rides out? When it’s quiet and the sun is just coming up? Nothing more romantic.”

“Oh my god, that sounds perf-”

Their phones both buzzed. 

They looked down. 

Dracula: ERICKA I THINK I LOCKED MYSELF INSIDE MY COFFIN

Mavis slumped. “Didn’t you guys get a bed?”

“Yeah. But he likes the coffin when he’s freaking out, and you know the quarterly review is due tomorrow and...” she tapered off, already texting. 

Ericka: Honey, this is a group chat. What’s wrong?

Dracula: IM STUCK

Ericka: Yeah. Honey. I got that. But how

Dracula: I DON’T KNOW IT JUST HAPPENED

Dracula: SOS

Ericka sighed. “Put a pin in this,” she apologized. Mavis flashed a thumbs up. “I’m going to go save your father from himself.”

“Good luck,” Mavis called after her, going back to the menus. 

A few minutes later her phone buzzed again. There was a private text, from Ericka. 

Ericka: Your father accidentally slammed his coffin too hard. It got stuck. I’m trying to get him out. Can you call maintenence? 

Mavis: Sure.

Mavis put her phone down. And then she picked it back up, grinning.

Mavis: Can you send a video, first? 

Ericka: ...

Ericka: [Ericka has sent a video]

Mavis accepted the link. 

Dracula: MAVIS I KNOW YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF ME SCREAMING FOR HELP IN MY COFFIN 

Mavis: ... no?

Dracula: I KNOW YOU DO

Dracula: BUT I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME

Mavis: Teach you what

Dracula: HOW DO YOU VIDEO IN TEXT

Mavis: You don’t video in text, dad. You open the camera. 

Dracula: ...

Dracula: THIS PHONE HAS A CAMERA?

It took quite a bit to get Vampire’s drunk. Their hearts didn’t technically beat, and their blood didn’t really run, and so most of the chemicals that needed to get to their brains could only get there after said Vampire were absolutely and totally pickled. 

Wayne, Murray, Frank, and Griffin succeeded. 

The wedding of the Chupacabra had ended after 5 am, and though most of the guests had long gone back to their rooms, the boys had dragged Dracula along, claiming that a long overdue boys night. 

“Go,” Ericka had told him, waving him away with a yawn. “I’m gonna get to bed anyway. My feet are killing me.” He’d swept her into every dance there; the notion of watching slow dances from the side of the dance floor had been left behind, and he hadn’t stopped smiling since they’d finished swaying to the last Al Green song. 

He kissed her cheek. And then, looking behind him to make sure his Pack wasn’t watching, he leaned in and planted a kiss on her lips. 

The pack apparently was watching and chose then to let out a chorus of hoots. 

“I’ll meet you upstairs?”

“Remember to shut off the lights.”

And they’d taken him away, with little calls of “thank you, Captain!” and “we’ll have him back in one piece!” 

That had been three hours ago. Before they’d begun plying one another with beers. And then shots. And finally, when the sun was beginning to burn dew off the leaves, mixers. 

The zombie bartender handed Dracula another cosmo, while Griffin sucked the vodka out of the chunks of pineapple on his skewer. 

“God...” Murray slurred, sucking back a Sex on the Beach. “Le’me tell you somethin’. Y’all are soooooo lucky. With wiiiiives and relaaaaaationships-”

Wayne slumped down, grinning from ear to ear. He motioned for the bartender to refill his vodka tonic. “SOOOooo lucky,” he said. “SO SO lucky. I got kids. I got... got Wanda. God, she-she’s per -hic- perfect.”

“Mmmmm...” agreed Griffin, trying to stab his pineapple with the fancy umbrella. “Totally. Tot-a-lly. TOTES.”

Frank, half asleep on the countertop motioned weakly with his hand. 

Dracula poked at his cosmo sadly. He wasn’t drunk, was he? He could see straight (even if most of what he saw was doubles) and he still seemed to be able to use magic? He flickered his fingers experimentally. A shot of blue knocked over a chair somewhere behind him. 

Okay. So maybe not.

God? When was the last time he’d had this much to drink? He’d been stressed lately, with wedding planning and the hotels new wave of maintenance ever since the heavy Transylvanian summer showers had begun. His head gave a lovely thump thump and he rubbed his temple. It was stress that was causing the headache, he told himself. And not the six vodka tonics and seven cosmos he’d knocked back in the last two hours. 

Yeah. That made sense. Stress. Just stress. 

“‘M super luckyyy tooo” drawled Frank, head still on the counter. “Got... got a wife... She’s sooooo pretty.” He held his ears. “But loud.”

Griffin burped. 

Dracula poked his drink again, suddenly feeling lonely in all the talk of wives and partners. “Ohhhhh” he groaned, plucking at the cherry at the end of his tiny umbrella. “I wishhhhh I was luckkkkky too. Haven’ -urp- haven’ had someone since... since Martha an-”

“Drac!” Griffin tried to put his hand on the counts shoulder but ended up slapping it instead. “Drac you DO. Remeeeember? You have Eri-Ericka.”

Dracula sat taller. “Oh yeah!” he exclaimed. He swayed in his seat. “Ericka!” 

Frank popped up. “Ericka’s great!” he shouted before his head fell back down with a THUMP that made all the drinks jump in their glasses. 

Dracula nodded, ignoring the feeling of sea sickness in his gut. Was the hotel floating? He didn’t remember installing a lake? “She’s- she’s so so so so sooooooo great! She’s so pretty and nice and pretty and pretty-”

“So nice!” agreed Wayne. 

Murray nodded. “And she could kill you!”

“Which’s suuuuuuper hot,” said Griffin. 

“Totally hot,” mumbled Frank into the counter. 

“I shou-should text her!”

“You totally should.” Wayne pumped his fist. “Do it! Do it!”

“I’m gonna!” That was a good idea! Texting meant you weren’t drunk, right? Or stressed? Or absolutely out of your mind? 

Dracula took out his phone. “What should I say?”

“Use those faces!” Griffin said, glasses slipping off. “Girls looove those faces.”

“And compliment her,” suggested Murray. “Say she’s beautiful.”

“And could kill you,” mumbled Frank. 

“YES.” Dracula liked this idea. Dracula liked this idea a lot. 

Dracula: HEY HONEY SMILEY FACE

Dracula: THE BOYS AND I ARE STILL HERE SMILEY FACE

Dracula: THEY REMINDED ME THAT YOU EXIST AND I WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR FACE SMILEY FACE

Dracula: IT’S A GREAT FACE EVEN IF IT TRIED TO KILL ME THAT ONE TIME HEART

Ericka: ...

Ericka: ...

Ericka: honey... why are you texting me.

Mavis: what’s happening?

Dracula: BECAS I LOVE YOU

Dracula: OH HELLO MAVY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Ericka: This is a group chat, sweetheart.

Mavis: Dad I was sleeping

Ericka: We all were. it’s 7 in the morning. 

Dracula: YES BUT I LOVE YOU SMILEY FACE

Ericka: Why do you keep saying smiley face and heart?

Dracula: BECAUSE GIRLS LOVE WHEN MEN USE EMOTION CONS HEART

Mavis: You don’t spell them you use the picture Just put a heart or a smiley face. 

Dracula: THERE ARE PICTURES? SMILEY FACE

Mavis: oh my god.

Ericka: ...

Ericka: text me again and i’ll actually kill you

Dracula: OKAY HONEY HEARTHEARTHEART

Dracula: ... 

Dracula: ERICKA I STILL LOVE YOUR FACe

Dracula: AND YOUR BUTT

Dracula: YOU LOOK GREAT NAKED

Mavis: Ericka, please kill him 

Mavis: I’ll give you the stakes myself

Ericka: 👍🏼I’m pretty sure I still have extras in my duffel but thank you, sweetheart

Mavis: No prob goodnight

Dracula: THATS SUPER HOT

Ericka: I’m locking you outside in the sun if you don’t stop 

Dracula held his phone close to his chest. “I just love her so much,” he choked. 

“Super hot,” said Griffin. 

Frank groaned into the counter. 

Dracula woke up with an earth-shattering headache. “Oh...” he mumbled. “Oh shit.” From next to him, Ericka looked up from her book. It was some adventure story with an explosion on the cover. 

“Yeah,” she said. “That sounds about right.”

“What did I do last night?” he rolled over, facing her, wincing in the light of her bedside lamp. His voice sounded too loud against the stone walls. “Did I die?” 

“No. But I almost killed you.”

“Oh,” he said. 

“And you drank a lot,” she said, going back to her book. “I’m pretty sure it was a bunch of cosmos. That’s what you told me when you came back.”

“I walked back?” He squinted, trying to remember. Or maybe trying to block out the light. When did the room get so bright?

“Mmmhm. Jumped into bed and woke me up to tell me that I was hot.” She turned the page. “And then you stole all the covers. You’re lucky I don’t keep stakes next to me.” 

He ignored the last part and rubbed his face. “I think I’m dead. I think I died, and now I’m dead.”

“Technically, you’re undead.”

“You know what I mean.” He pushed his hands against his eyes. “It’s been a long few weeks. Stress is doing me in.”

“This isn't stressed,” Ericka said into her book. “You’re hungover..”

He groaned, hiding his eyes in his pillow. “Vampires,” he remarked painfully, “don’t get drunk.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s not true. Because you were drunk.”

“Stressed,” he argued. 

“Stressed people don’t drunk text their entire families at 8 in the morning.”

He peeked out with one eye. “What?”

“Yup.” Ericka said, popping the P. “You spelled out emoticons. and then told everyone I looked good naked.”

Dracula stared at her like she’d told him the earth was moments away from destruction.  “I didn’t.”

“You did,” she said, turning the page again. “But please. Blame it on stress.”

He hid his face in the pillow and groaned. 

I’m sure that there are many more adventures in Vampire/Human Family Texting. 

But right now, these are the ones I could think of. 

Please, enjoy. 

[chananyeolbong]

fanfics’ writer appreciation day! [01]

HULLO it’s me @taemins-dolphin, 

i would just like to thank all fanfic writers for creating such wonderful stories! i stared reading fics back in 2012. i was having a hard time back then and everything was just so hard. that’s when i found comfort in them and honestly its the best thing that’s ever happened to me mentally. if i wanted to be happy, i would read some fluff.if i  i was sad and wanted to feel even sadder, i would just read angst. it was just so comforting to read the stories. 

so in commemoration of this day, here are some of the writers thati love and respect a lot!! (i migh forget some...  im sorry!)

@theboyswhomwelove // @smokaible  you already know that i’m a huge fan of your work but honestly you were the first ever author fell in love with! you were the first one that made me realize that fanfiction isn’t all that bad and i wanna thank you sooooo much for writing!! laura has a special peace of my heart and deserves the world <333

@palpitate-hyperventilate hi jo!! its mycheonguk or chloe idk if you still remember me but i just wanna say that you wrote my request Take My Wings and im so glad that you didnt listen to me asking for fluff  because that was one of the best stories ive ever read. in fact the first one ive cried for. lol.

@xiuminipple i know youre not writing anymore but id like to say that your fics made me soooooo happyyyy!! they felt so real and everything was just so realistic i love it!! miss your writing but im so proud of you for living your life!! you sound very happy atm :)

@thereaderwriter you’re inacive atm but lemme tell you that police!suho is my favourite fic out theere!! i read it all the time when i have nothing else to read :) and man am i always satisfied. i dont care if i read it a million times imma still enjoy!

@bxebxee i started reading your stories back when you were still uyuagashi-fics and omg you dont know how hard i tried not to read your smuts because i felt like i was still too young. needless to say, i rebelled a bit and read my first smut... i can still remember the 24 hours is not enough fic like it was yesterday.

@lufancy​ the day you followed me back was the day i died. its as if one of the exo members followed me and finding out you liked my stuff too i just wanted to cry and hug you!! i admire you a lot <333 your writing is a blessing (peter pan chen is what got me man)

@causekpop honestly one of the best writers!! i respect you a lot!! especially for hurting me because of ceo luhan and playboy sehun AND STRIPPER BAEKHYUN! tbh when i go on a roadtrip i usually save up aall of your scenarios so i dont get bored and most of the time (all the time) im unbothered and everyone in the car is hapy cause im finally shutting up lol so thank you for writing!!

@hitchhikingbabeh okay i usually dont read shinee fanfics bc i just find it awkward reading about them like i could never visualize them as the chartacters buT YOUUUU ARE SO GOOD YOURE THE ONLY SHINEE WRITER I READ <3

@olionheartedgirlo its me chloeeeeeee!!! i miss talking to you! i hope youre doing fine after all this time~ just tagging to let you know that i appreciate you so much and that your writing is sooo good i still get butterflies in my stomach everytime i read your stories! even though ive read them a hundred times!

@carameljongin​ youre on hiatus rn and i hope youre doing better han how you felt in your last update! i love all of your one shots andi hope to see more of you soon :)

@universitykpop iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou i legit cannot express how much i love your stories!! they’re always so good! storylines are always bomb! youre just perfect overall, especially because you always update mus with the best xiumin posts!

@soobadnoonecanstopher​ loriiii youre that DOOOOOOD youre so funny and loveable that like idek if you exist?? youre always so sweet to us and always feed us well with your cakes and stories!! i always feel full when i visit your blog ^^ thank you for existing!!

@3kpop2jagi1​ HI DIA! youre one of the first friends i had on this site! and omg im so sorry if i dont reply to you that fast!! im just not good at maintaaining friendships haha anyways!!! i cant forget the moment i found you on noonatrash’s blog promoting yourself and tbh clicking on your url was the best decision ive probably made in my life!!

@an-exotic-writer​ i followed you because of your exo one shots and they have always been the type to give me so many feels because of how cute they are! and now youre writing for bts and lemme say that you’ve improved so much ever since the first time i read your scenarios!! <3

@annyeongs​ i know you stopped writing for exo but i just wanna say that those were the cutest scenarios ive ever read (ahem, yearbooks, ahem) and i hope you never stop wriing them, even if they’re diferent groups like bts ill always be supporting you!

@duizhangdeluxe i remember finding you and thinking “JACKPOT!” and “MOM!!” the way you write is so beautiful and theres a tenderness to it like every muse is so precious i just wanna cherish them and hug them so they never feel pain ever again <3 so lemme give you some love bc as much as i love your muses i love you more dragon mama!

@thesammtimes how do you write a fanfic writer appreciation post without the mom of them all? you dont!! its impossible! you deserve all the love in this world youve always worked hard for us and just know that no matter what you post or dont we’ll always be by your side supporting you!

@galactichen​ how. do. you. do. that. and by that i mean how do you make me so emotional everyime i read one of your stories?? whether its fluff or angst im always feeling some type of way!! (also those soulmate au man... all of them!!!! i love!!!)

im getting tired so ill resume tomorrow morning!! <33 there are so many writers i just wanna thank!! im gonna call this the first part cause these were the first people i started reading from!

[crispyninjadonut]

Keeper Group Chat Chapter 2

A/n hey guys sorry I don't have a schedule set up for updating I procrastinate and end up writing this on notes going to and from class XD  Enjoy

  As always under the cut for people that don't want to read (but why wouldn't you)

Linh: fitz did you have that science test yet Fitz: yeah earlier today Linh: how hard was it Fitz: define hard Fitz: like bash head against the wall hard Linh: definitely not that hard hopefully Fitz: yeah it wasn’t tHaT hard Linh: phew Sophie: hey guys Fitz: yo soph Linh: how was your morning Sophie: tiring Fitz: I don’t blame you Linh: yeah Sophie: I wonder where everyone else is Fitz: probs getting to class Linh: yeah doesn’t biana have maths across the school next? Sophie: tru Fitz: yep Sophie: I am sooooo ready for lunch Linh: saaaame Fitz: gtg bells about to ring Linh: me too Sophie: bye

Keefe: I have the fear Biana: you okay Keefe Keefe: t h e l u n c h l i n e Dex: oh my god Biana: how long have we been going to this school Tam: too long Biana: -_- Biana: my point is that you’ve gone through the lunch line before stop being so dramatic Dex: ohhhhhh Dex: she told you Keefe: if i die you aren’t getting any of my stuff Biana: just go! God Tam: see you at the table Dex: ugghhhh why does my locker have to be so far away Biana: c'mon Dex stop talking more walking Dex: I’m coming sheesh

Sophie: I don’t wanna go to maaaaath Fitz: c'mon that’s our only class together Keefe: I see why you don’t wanna go Fitz: -_- Keefe: ALLL byyyy myyyseeeeelf Keefe: don’t wannaaaa beeee Biana: oh my god Sophie: I know Tam: keefe could you shut up Keefe: nevverrrrr Fitz: uhoh Biana: the bells gonna ring you better shut up Sophie: if you make my phone go off in class Ill kill you Fitz: hahah HAHA Fitz: go to class Sophie: I swear if you are ditching again Keefe: me? Pfft Keefe: no way Biana: -_- Keefe: maybe a little Fitz: KEEFE Biana: you are so getting detention Fitz: don’t skip the detention Keefe: of course I’m gonna skip the detention Sophie: Keefe no Keefe: Keefe yes Tam: I do not condone this Keefe: hahaha see ya later guys Fitz: are you serious

Dex: FREEEDOOOOOOM Linh: yep Biana: let’s freaking go Im ready Sophie: where is my bus Keefe: with all the other busses Sophie: thanks Keefe Fitz: UGH I’ve got so much homework Dex: haha sucks to suck Fitz: what Dex: forget it Sophie: I CANT GIND MY BUS Biana: noooooooo Keefe: Foster it’s right over there Sophie: where the heck is that Keefe: the front Sophie: whys it over there Linh: go before you miss it Dex: oh my god soph XD Fitz: what are we gonna do with you Biana: :P Sophie: ha ha ha Sophie: ha ha ha haaaaa Sophie: -_- Dex: it’s okay Sophie: I’m disowning all of you Biana: you do that Sophie: jk jk love you guys Tam: I’m trying to do homework can you guys SHUT UP Keefe: you can’t tell us what to do bangs boy Biana: so what do you guys want to do on the ride home Dex: cry Keefe: um Dex: ;-; Linh: you okay there Dex: nO Fitz: do you want to talk about it Dex: no I’m just never okay Sophie; IM NOOOT OKKAAAAYYY Sophie: IM NOT OKAAAYYYYYYY Biana: sophie stap Sophie: ok I’m good Keefe: that happened Fitz: indeed Biana: I see the house on the horizon Fitz: woot let’s go Keefe: see ya guys Sophie: byyyye Dex: ughh five more stops Dex: I’m gonna do a little homework Sophie: ok talk to ya later Dex Keefe: bye!! Sophie: and then there were 2 Keefe: make that 1 my stop is in a minute Sophie: ugggggggggggg Sophie: alllll by myyyyyseeeelllllllfffff Sophie: fine I’ll do homework then

Sophie: HOMEWORK SUCKS Linh: I feel you Sophie: math Sophie: I hate math Dex: *maths Sophie: yeah yeah whatever Biana: XD Fitz: you having trouble Sophie: AM I HAVING TROUBLE Fitz: *? Fitz: need some help Sophie: yea Fitz: FaceTime me I’ll help Sophie: omg thanks Dex: hey linh do you get the music homework cause I don’t Linh: what part Dex: every part Linh: well that’s helpful Dex: wait google is being helpful Linh: okay Linh: am I being replaced by a computer? Biana: XD Dex: nooooo Dex: it’s just that google understands me Linh: XD okay

Keefe: it is already dark out!!! Tam: yeah that happens Keefe: but I have practiiiiiice Tam: deal with it Keefe: sigh Keefe: oh I see how it is Keefe: your just gonna leave me here with my boredom Keefe: ugghgggggggghhh your all so boring

Biana: hahaha sorry Keefe Keefe: -_- Biana: :P Keefe: hey hey did you know Biana: the more you KNOWWW Keefe: did you know that how to save a life is ten years old now Biana: WHAT Biana: ARE YOU SERIOUS Keefe: yep Biana: man I feel old Keefe: I know right Biana: wooowwww Biana: welp I gotta go Keefe: ugh just leave me be Biana: XD see ya

Dex: I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS MUSIC HOMEWORK

Sophie: hey at least its not math Dex: *maths Sophie: sigh Dex: technically it is like maths though Sophie: oh shut up Dex: XD Dex: I win Keefe: foster nobody calls it math Sophie: AMERICANS CALL IT MATH Keefe: I rest my case Sophie: ohhHHHH ITS ONN Dex: look what you did Keefe Dex: I just wanted to complain about my homework Dex: but nooooo Keefe: hehe sorry Sophie: UGH Sophie: you disgust me Keefe: I try ;) Dex: ew Sophie: omg Dex XD Dex: ^-^ Keefe: I am highly offended Biana: why am I not surprised Dex: heyy biana Dex: you have mister austin for music right Biana: yeah Dex: did you have any music homework Biana: nope we were running late Dex: are you serious Biana: sorry buddy Dex; well im gonna fail Sophie: no your not Biana: why are you taking music anyway Dex: my parents like TORTURING me Sophie: -_- Biana: cmon music isn’t that bad Dex: you know im terrible at it Sophie: your never gonna get better with that attitude Biana: yeah Dex: hmf Keefe: Guess who’s back Dex: an idiot is back Sophie: ab argumentative idiot is back Keefe: ack I am highly offended Biana: good Keefe: why do yall hate me Sophie: keefe Keefe: yah Sophie: never say y'all again Keefe: okay Dex: XD Keefe: hey Keefe: hey hey Sophie: yeah? Keefe: biana Sophie: oh Dex: XD Keefe: bianaaaaaa Biana: what is it keefe Keefe: is fitz around Biana: -_- Biana: he’s shut up in his room doing homework Keefe: ohhhh Biana:facetime him or something Keefe: I can’t he set it to do not disturb Dex: what do you want wonderboy for anyway Sophie: dEX Dex: yeah yeah don’t call him wonderboy anymore I know Sophie: :-: Biana: welp I don’t know what to tell you Keefe: tell FiTz that there’s a rugby game this saturday Biana: fine Sophie: ope Sophie: dinners ready bye! Keefe: bye foster! Dex: see ya soph Keefe: sooo Dex: I’m doing hw talk later Keefe: mkay

Biana: just told him Keefe: thanks Keefe: imma go take a nap Biana: XD okay Keefe: see ya tomorrow

 Chap 1

[survivortongatapu]

Episode 6 | "All This Is Cracked" - Owen Woityra

I definitely foresee a swap occurring after the Outcast Tribal. With someone coming back into the game, that'll make the cast 16, outside of Outcast Island. That would pit us as an even number, perfect for a swap. Honestly, I just hope that I'm either with Tim or Jordan so that I could easily work with them. Crossing my fingers that I do not get swap-fucked!

Carson is fucking fake, Jay broke my heart i get why he did it but at the same time it just feels betraying, meanwhile carson is just taking to you happily while voting you out! another steffen, it's so hard I am seriously pissed THEY WANTED CHALLENGE THREATS TO STAY so they vote me but WILLOW did worse in the competiton then i did, AND they wanted comp threats going forward but they voted owen out, like what... make up your fucking minds and stop being fucking fake! I swear to fucking god i hate my tribe, whay are they so god awfully fake. I am crying truly but I wasn't blindsided they barely talked to me today... They cut me because they thought i wouldn't be as angry if i got back in, well heres the thing.. I AM!  

Chrissa goes home. Hell ya! Not the best past with that one! Ryan says we have the night off and someone is returning from outcast island. I think we're swapping tomorrow! Ready for a butt fucking from this tribe swap and to get my ass destroyed

fhsjdf okay so first of all I got voted out of the game and I was shook that I got blindsided bc I was sure at least Chrissa would tell me. WELL Chrissa was next and told me she's the one who voted charlotte with me....i'm screaming faksjdh literally andrew carson jay SNAKES ! I wonder if Bryan knew about it but idk. Oh well. I wonder why they voted me out, I guess either they thought I was a threat or they thought I was useless. Probably both Anyways I get to outcast with...adrian and antoine who I voted out and then katie and kaci? I thought I'd be the one to go so I threatened adrian and antoine with my raffle ticket item. i was like im not gonna use this yet hehe but if I get voted out I cant use it and then none of u are coming back !!!! well i thought i was gonna leave especially since i had a pressure cooker and had to vote live on call for the world to hear lmao but it worked out fine bc that girl left anyways. I wanted to you my raffle ticket item but I couldnt do it live on call.... but now THIS ROUND the second most votes is goin in???? but the most vote s ist still leaving.... honestly katie and adrian had a huge fight but I'm pretty sure it was fake bc they didnt have it until the post that said someone was going back in?????? which is a huge yikes. Antoine proposed a plan to get Adrian out with 3 votes (him katie and chrissa) and send Chrissa back in with 2 votes (me and Adrian). I'm real sketched out by this plan because I think like...Antoine, Kaite, and Adrian could still be voting together and vote me out. I'm pretty sure they're going to actually lmao. BUT the one thing that doesnt make sense then is if they're working together, why wouldn't Antoine offer to vote for Chrissa and tell me to vote Adrian? because if they do vote for me it'll be 3-1-1, with me leaving and adrian and chrissa tying for second.....and at that point the person going back would be random. Idk all this is cracked, I think I'm going home tonight but whatever I really don't like playing with the people on outcast anyways they're boring. OwenHere's the thing. If Antoine is lying to me and Katie/Adrian faked the fight, then there's nothing I can do to change their minds and get them to save me. If they're NOT lying to me, then what should be happening is Antoine votes Adrian with Katie, and Adrian votes Chrissa. If Chrissa is voting for Adrian, then that would mean rn it's three Adrian, one Chrissa. I don't really want Chrissa back in the game because I think she would vote for me to go back into the game if I played my power. So I'm going to throw my vote onto Katie and see what happens. If it ties 3-1-1, then Katie or Chrissa will be randomized which one enters and I can pretend that Adrian voted Katie. If they're lying to me anyways, then my vote for Chrissa really does not matter at this tribal council and I'm screwed anyways. Soooo yeah that's fun!

Praying I don't get swap-fucked!

Things didn't exactly went to plan tonight mostly because of Owen who didn't vote for Chrissa like he was suppose to do. I'm glad he's gone to be honest. I was suppose to go home anyway but I wanted Chrissa to be send back and keep my alliance together. Of course, it would have been hard to predict another person was going to leave exile due to a crazy twist. Now, my fate will be based purely on luck and I don't like that. Hopefully I can get back to the game and get my revenge.

Okay WHEW we're swapped, and I'm fucking STOKED because this game is finally starting. I actually could not be happier that I ended up on Katie's tribe. We've got Katie, Jay and Andrew, along with Jordan, Raffy and I from our original tribe. Andrew is one of my best friends in this whole community, and I am going to be putting a lot of my game into his arms, and really let him have it. I want to show him loyalty, but more importantly, I think with the way he's playing, he's going to be targeted long before I am. Jay hosted me once, he's always stanned me, and I like him a lot. Jordan Pines is probably one of 2-3 people who I REALLLYYYYYYYY trusted from my old tribe, so this is a fantastic set up, to give me three people I trust in this game, it's a blessing. We've also got Katie, who is a very strong competitor. She has the second most amount of days recorded in tumblr survivor ever, and she's been around for awhile. I know she's got her hand in a lot of cookie jars, and she's also very close to Jordan, but if she's close to him, hopefully she's going to be close to me. Then we've got Raffy... I've expressed how I want Raffy out for awhile now, and he's a perfect lamb on our tribe. I am probably going to want him out first IF IF IF IF IF our tribe ends up ever losing, because this tribe is fucking strong as fuck, and I'd be surprised if we ever lose. If we lose, I think we could make it Raffy, which buys me at least a round to bond with Jay and Katie a lot more, and just hope that they end up wanting to be with me through this shit show of a tribe, as if our tribe even loses two times. I'm ready for a new beginning and this game to finally pick up. I think we're about to go through a good time :)

Well damn. So tribe swap happened just as expected, just not the way i wanted. Tim is with me yeah, but not on the nukuleka tribe i got an advantage for. And the two people i was choosing between working with, Johnny and Jordan, arent on my tribe either. While we do have the majority 3-2 on this tribe it means I’m now relying on Carson C, a wildcard in my book, not to flip. Unless of course, I decide to flip first. I could hypothetically tell old Nukuleka who we’re voting for in case they have an idol. Which would even the numbers out 8-8, but theres so many people still in the game totem pole management would be a nightmare. Its best to stay under the radar as much as possible, make connections but not shake things up until i’m ready.

[7:23:23 PM] Jay (Alcatraz Host): I think she went for challenge strength [7:23:32 PM] carson: me im just making this quick but.. really bitch?

Okay sooooo like..... 17 of us have to come together to vote someone out? Come again? This is going to be a MESS!! I already know people who don't have loads of great relationships with people on the other tribe (Stephen, Tim, Raffy) are going to try to make the ten of us from our old tribe all vote together and come to a consensus, but if I'm a betting man, LA or Jordan Pines is going to try to do something interesting, so I'm just going to see what they want to do, and hope to go along for the best. UTR is the move for this round. Don't want to make any potential waves like I've done on LOADS of other swap/twisted first round votes #Japan #SorryIsaac #AlsoCrossroads #FuckBranAndRyan So yea. Not tryna be that guy who makes a stand on a first vote on a swapped tribe. I trust the people I'm with, and I think I've got a bit of longevity

Alright so we swapped.. which is, fine, but Bryan and I are in the minority on our new tribe. It certainly isn't ideal. But that's not the only problem currently. We have an issue wherein we have a tribal council with 17 people. 17!! It's some kind of One World bullshit I didn't sign up for. We need an easy vote tonight... where's Regan when you need her?

Fuck Owen! Anyways, the angina this gives me is through the roof. I can barely  handle 10 people on a tribe, how am I going to handle this one world thing? It's just so ugly for no reason. However, I do not think that I am in any danger this tribal council. OG Pangaimotu is sticking together for this, and it seems like we'll be voting Bryan out to replace with someone else. Personally, I do not think this is a bad thing per se. Time to be boring this tribal council!

Tim’s freaking out a bit. He doesn’t want some one from our tribe to go so he’s trying to change peoples minds but that doesn’t really fit in with the “we’re pawns, use us” strategy we had. I may have to blindside him at one point.

I am tired with people always saying "I'll just go with the majority and I don't have a target." Plus, this original tribe thing isn't working out. Everyone has their own agenda and Tim is making me do his dirty work. Ugh. Now I'm going to have an unnecessary target on my back. Hopefully, Rob does not flip and I do not have to deal with him for awhile. To be quite honest, I could not give a flying fuck about any of the other tribes. As long as the person going isn't someone from my tribe, then it's fine.

So there is quite a lot going on in this round so I'll break up my confessional as I go lol.     First, a swap occurred but not any traditional one. Two returnees from redemption island got to pick their own tribes which is coolio! A twist was within that pick though! (The 5 people not picked became their own tribe). The gag is that I wasn't picked asdsfjk. So my tribe is essentially the new outcast island in a sense lol. So on my tribe is Carson C., Stephen, Bryan, Charlotte, and myself. When compared to the other tribes, we seem to be not so hot as far as winning immunity is concerned but you never know! Im feeling iffy about this tribe but im going to try and build connections with the new members I. E Bryan and Charlotte. Im getting along with Carson more which is excellent for my game plus he seems like a genuinely nice person! Stephen and I are already pretty close as well. (UPDATE: I flipped the vote on Adrian at least for now. Raffy did it for me which is perfect because I'm not seen as that much of a threat. It initially wasnt a part of my strategy, I'll admit, but it definetly worked out in my favor.)     Second, The twist that Owen unleashed is definitely a wild one!!! Going to a tribal with 17 people???? Crackdt. So I feel really really good about working with Willow when the time comes but she might be in danger. As of now I have two options, stick with the old pongaimotu for now or flip with Carson and do what needs to be done. Honestly we both had the same idea of flipping but I approached him first, Im thinking about the long run of the game and honestly someone going from my tribe is just not the thing that I want to happen. This game is like a freight train down track and I'm the conductor trying to get it back on track.     Third, I'm going to do a little speculation about the forest. I'm pretty sure the third path unlocked after this round. I just hate that I wasted my time going there at the beginning of the game! I believe that the other half to Stephen's super idol is there but I just have to find my way to it safely. 

So the vote was Bryan, but Tim and Carson decided it was a bad idea and now things have changed to Adrian. This might not be a good thing. Rob was pretty hard against it, and thought Bryan was shady, his sudden “okay” might be him conceding, or he might be planning to backstab us. Also this vote might place a target on Tim and Carson as they were the ones who stirred things up. Another thing that bothers me is how many people were left out of this change. If their absent they might miss the change and vote for Bryan, or theyre just laying low in which case theyre playing smart. Idk what will happen, I hope its Adrian, but as long as its not me im fine. I can always flip if i need to

God I love getting votes for no reason. Not only has Bryan come up to saying that I'm a target (along with himself. Source: Charlotte), but Tim has too! He said that Carson C told him that Andrew was throwing my name out there and it's just super ugly. I don't even have any protection! So now I just have to wait and suffer to see if someone pulls an idol out of their ass and I get replaced because of it. What have I done to deserve this? If anything it should be Jordan if they are looking to eliminate competition threats. 

So it was a great idea last night... Let's vote out someone on the other tribe.... Let's make sure that we keep majority and that we will stay awesome... But noooooo that's too easy. Why would you want to make this game easy.... I'm pretty sure that I have said that same thing but on the other side. Anyway, I have no actually idea whats going to happen tonight but it's going to be raffy or Adrien I think. Who fucking knows with 17 votes. Carson FThis joint tribal sucks so much! Adrian and Katie are back in the game, which is ideal for me. Katie didn't choose me for her tribe, and the NuNukeleka is stacked challenge wise. Adrian chose me for his tribe, so now I'm with Adrian, JD, LA, Willow, and Rob. JD hasn't added me as a contact, LA's barely talked to me, so I guess I'm working with Willow/Rob/Adrian!! There's this "superalliance" for the joint tribal of Johnny/Andrew/Carson/me/Jay/Jordan/Katie/Rob/Willow. I'm gonna work with Rob and Willow from this alliance on my tribe. The alliance seems to be targeting Raffy which is fine with me, as he's a threat and not someone I'd really like to work with. So, I'm bluffing and telling Raffy I haven't heard his name at all. Whatever!! Bryan and Adrian are the other targets and I don't really want to vote either as Adrian's on my tribe, and from what he said (people on Outcast Island were talking bad about me for being 2 faced), I don't want Antoine or Chrissa on my tribe sdkdskj. With Bryan, I have the Nukuleka bond so I trust him and don't want him out. Overall, I haven't been able to have much control over this round, but I'm just forming social relationships through the access to talk to everyone, which is super important. Hopefully Raffy goes, though apparently my name was thrown around, but shut down (according to Johnny). My goal right now is to lay low, and start playing at the swap so I don't get dragged down. Also, I'm gonna start changing how I deal with people being voted out as from what Adrian said, what I'm doing (being fake with people till they leave) isn't working, so I gotta change that, but I don't know how. I'm happy with this super alliance too because I really wanna work with Johnny and Rob. Wish me luck!!

We swap and I love my new tribe. I have Willow and Carson icons. I know I can work with Adrian and JD and LA can go. I'm sad Ant didn't come back but he can do it i believe in him. Then freaking OWEN uses the swapper and it's really annoying, everyone is voting and a person being swapped out for Ant or Chrissa. It can be good but they will be easy targets. My og tribe wanted to stick together and I didn't mind if it was someone I didn't care for, like Bryan. BUt they're trying to switch it to like the ones on my tribe and nu-uh. I'm not having that Raffy. I see you literally name every Nuku except the ones on your new tribe. I want Raffy gone because it's the little things that he does that bothers me. I know he gets really pompous too and controlling. I'm sick of it and I knew others were too. The vote seems to be Raffy. Andrew made a 9 person alliance with pretty much everyone I love? So i'm down and we have majority. But Jay messed up in telling Char and she told Bryan who told Raffy. Bryan is just sketchy and arrogant too. He's like another Raffy. Now I'm worried about an advantage and who would leave if one is used to save Bryan or Raffy. I will kermit.

AND OF COURSE HERE COMES LA AND JORDAN PINES (AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME) SAYING THEY WANT TO TAKE SOMEONE OUT FROM OUR TRIBE!! I'M FUCKING WEAKKKKKKKKKK. LA thinks that Jordan Pines is someone we should look out for, and Jordan thinks that our tribe voting for Bryan or Adrien isn't a great plan, and that we should do something EXCITING since we've been "bored" this whole game, but doesn't really say WHO yet. He just agrees that it shouldn't be someone from our tribe of six. (meanwhile I'm perfectly fine doing nothing and skating by a few rounds not having to actually play the game. Maybe this is why he's ALWAYS coming double digits)....... (jk this is me too FUCK #SelfRoast). So basically, I decided to go to Andrew to talk it out with him. I really wanted to express the people I don't REALLY trust from my original tribe, and to get up to speed with who he does trust (which seems to be fucking everyone except the people who returned from outcast). I told Andrew I got some weird vibes from Rob and Raffy. Andrew said that Rob was chill and a sweetie pie... Maybe the fact that he played in Cutthroat, and came in fourth, threw me off, but fine, I'm okay with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. MEANWHILE I mentioned Raffy as the other person and Andrew seems to burst into hysteria saying how bad he would want Raffy to go at this tribal council, and I'm like WAIT WHAT!? I mean... I don't really trust the man, but I also wanted him to be our first boot on our tribe, and I don't want to take the risk of Chrissa coming in to replace Raffy, if we decided to vote for Raffy, so now I don't really have much time to be online, but I'm trying to make sure that nothing bad happens to Raffy since I'd rather it be ANYONE who just isn't on our tribe.. That's the only thing I wanted to happen from this round, but oh well

Ok so I hate people cuz apparently my name was getting thrown around so fuck people. I don’t know what to do tho there is just too many people. And I’m so tired. Honestly if i go to outcast island I’d probs get voted out as well.

Welp. I'm guess I'm going to get voted for doing nothing

Let's see if I got Tim to rub people the wrong way so he could get voted out instead.

I have no idea whats going on. Johnny comes to me saying everyones voting Raffy. Then goes silent. Bryan says Nukuleka isnt working as a group so I told him to vote Adrian just in case someone does flip. I’ve told Tim and Jordan what Johnny said, Tim seems confident he’s lying. If Bryan is lying and the have an idol, then good, the numbers are different and they know I want to work with them. If Johnnys telling the truth and Raffy goes then fine, I just have to make up some ground. Worst case scenario? They’re targetting me and I’m off to Outcast Island. 17 person tribals is an absolute nightmare

I’m voting Raffy, I can’t risk mine and Johnnys alliance or ruin things with og Nukuleka before they start. Sorry Tim, this time I’m flipping.

From what Carson C is saying, Tim has an idol and is playing it on Raffy. Which is TERRIFYING because they could've lied and voted any of us instead of Adrian. SO, Jordan gets the idea to tell Tim that he's getting votes. Katie volunteers to do it. And if this works I'm gonna be so shook. Katie is an icon. Johnny StocktonOkay. I'm back, and madness has ensued. Jordan Pines made a chat with me, him, Jay, Carson, Carson, Andrew, Katie, Rob and someone else I forget who, but basically saying that we all need to vote for Raffy or Bryan together, and do something exciting that no one would expect, and that the group we had was the exact right amount of people to make a blindside, and not include anyone else. I scroll through the 300 messages in this group chat and I'm like OH WOAH OKAY. Turns out everyone has said that Raffy needs to go, which I emphasized to Jordan, Jay and Andrew quite a few times that someone from our tribe should NOT be going home, which is kinda annoying me, but I'm not going to say anything about it. Andrew and Jordan are both saying "you gotta trust me" and I'm just like whatever. The only thing that annoys me is that we have SUCH a strong tribe, and I get big moves and the fun and thrill of taking out a super strong player, but why the fuck do we have to take out a strong player, who has proven time and time again he's here for putting his all into challenges, and getting us wins!??!?! (which is why our tribe won so many times) Yet NOW people wanna axe him, especially considering 5/9 people in that big alliance are from our tribe, it just doesn't make sense. I just don't want a physically inept Chrissa or Antione on our tribe, but I'm sure they'll be fine, and an easy target if they return from Outcast after Raffy gets sent there, and it seems like that's what's happening considering the vote is in 45 minutes and I have only heard that Adrien is the other vote, and I know, personally, that Raffy is going, but Stephen and Tim are kinda left in the dark on that one, and I trust them both a lot, but I've just gotta go with the group and try to not ruffle any feathers y'know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it is what it is. Cya Raffy. You're going too soon

Hopefully, Chrissa is still on Outcast Island so that when I go there, I can already have connections. Then there is the fact that I've basically made Tim ruin his game so hopefully that ends with him shooting himself in the foot. Let's see how things turn out, though. Even if Tim has shot himself in the foot, him coming to Outcast Island would not be a terrible thing for my game as it certainly gives me a majority.

So I might as well record something about the last 48 hours. When I thought the Snakexterminators voted out Owen, we killed whatever bag of tricks he had with him. But no. What he told me when Kaci left Outcast Island was true and I was like- that was too fucking elaborate to be a lie so I want to flush it out. Like lets do that. No. He somehow found out that myself, Katie and Antoine were gonna vote Kaci and it was a 4-1 and he was spared... Flash forward to when Chrissa joins us. The Snakexterminators we wanted to create chaos. So that it was a possible 1-1-1-1-1. Not that dramatic but like lie to Owen's face so that he won't use the power to essentially break our trio on Outcast Island apart and fuck us over. So I decided to "call out" Katie. It worked like a charm, because it ended up being a 2-1-1-1 vote, which was not the planned result but still desirable cause Owen is no longer in the game. 

dk I pressed submit too early lol! Owen left. Its me, Katie, Antoine and Chrissa left and Ryan told us that one of us four with the second highest amount of votes will return to the game! Mind you it is a 1-1-1 tie between myself, Katie and Chrissa and it was also stated that if it tied, random.org was gonna be in play. The luck I needed Episode 2 is now deciding to work, because I get picked by the randomizer. Yay..... So the twist that came with me returning was that I get to pick someone else to return to the game with and we draw new tribes. I pick Katie ofc cause I'm closest to her on Outcast and I pretended to panic cause I only had a minute to decide. 

OMG! Back with Katie and hopefully a new life in this game. I'll play it cool this time and try to go with the flow. Well, while getting my revenge on all of those who voted for me.

Made it through the big tribal! Despite the last minute freak out over Tim having an idol and other Carson throwing serious shade at them, all worked out well and Raffy went 14-3. 14-3!!! I wasn't expecting it to be that good, but good for us. Me/Willow/Rob are the core on NuPangaimotu, and hopefully we can survive until swap and meet back up with the superalliance. I feel bad for other Carson because he's on a tribe with Tim and Stephen and Bryan, who all might vote him or Charlotte out. Adrian and Raffy apparently had some beef and had each other blocked before the game which is PROBABLY why the vote ended up being between them. JD and LA are on the bottom as far as I'm concerned, but I'll keep up appearances with them. The challenge is a Brantsteele Simulator and having to match it. I just spent the last 3 hours doing that and I feel like I'm about to die because I didn't even get a perfect score after all that. 360/410 is pretty good though, and I hope the rest of my tribe does good! Yeah, that's pretty much it. I feel like the strategy on this tribe will be.. relatively stagnant, which is a big change from Nukuleka. Goal right now is to survive and ride the wave to merge or the next swap.

Hey, sorry I didn't make a confessional during the actual round. I had a bad day but I'm here now! We swapped tribes and I got the BEST tribe. Jordan, Katie, Andrew, Raffy, and Johnny. We're strong and shouldn't be losing anything. However, fucking OWEN releases an ugly twist where all 17 people have to vote for one person to replace either Antoine or Chrissa. (Spoiler alert: THANK GOD IT WAS ANTOINE) My basic goal of this vote was to make sure that no original Nukuleka members left this vote. I completely trust every single remaining member of that tribe and if I can help it, I want none of them to leave before the merge. (Bryan's on thin ice though.) For this vote I was added to two alliances. One for my immediate tribe, consisting of Johnny, Jordan, and Andrew. And another alliance for deciding the vote, consisting of my tribe's alliance, plus Carson C., Carson K., Willow, Rob, and Katie. I'm hoping all of us make the merge and I can start really dominating this game. The vote was between Bryan and Raffy, and while both are unfortunate, I was more willing to give up Raffy. So that's what happened. Bryan obviously didn't like  that the vote was Raffy, so he told me that he was gonna try to flip it. So in case of idols and such, I threw out the name of the person I want out the most: Adrian. He voted for me, he played an advantage to vote for me a SECOND TIME, so he needs to go right back to Outcast Island. The time will come :) I feel like I have a lot of power in this game. I really do think I was one of the only people on Nukuleka to have multiple strategic conversations with Charlotte. She's super great and if she trusts me, LA and JD will be more likely to trust me. Obviously I'm not playing for fourth, so I'm not gonna go too far with them, but the safety for the first few merge votes will be crucial. I plan on going to the final two with Carson K. since he is my unrivaled closest ally. I hope all goes well.

So Tim is playing an odd game. He was very obvious what he was up to right before the vote, and it really disappointed me that he chose Raffy over me and the rest of Pangaimotu. What is worse is that he told Raffy about my half of the superidol, and assumed I had told other people. This are unsalvagable with him, and I would like to vote him out next given the chance. However. His strange behaviour might mean he has an idol, and he’d be nuts not to use it if we go to tribal. And tbh I trust Bryan more than Carson C at the moment, so the most likely scenario if we go to tribal is the old Nukuleka tribe members and I vote Carson, while being coy enough that Tim thinks we’re voting him but not obvious enough that he will catch on. Of course this all depends on whether we lose immunity. And with this challenge god knows what will happen next.

Raffy is gone it sucks so much! And plus this challenge is UGLY!! So catch me on outcast island maybe fjsksksks.

Okay, so Raffy's gone and I'm PISSED!! I'm not mad that Raffy is gone entirely, I came to terms with that happening, but what I'm EXTREMELY PISSED with is Stephen and Tim! Not gonna lie.... Johnny made an oopsies and decided that I wanted to be a good ally to Stephen and Tim, and tell them that they might want to change their vote.. Moreso Stephen than Tim since y'know, Stephen and I have a f2 and all, so I didn't really want him to be blindsided and think I didn't trust him AND THEN us not be able to speak to each other since we were being thrown on opposite tribes right after tribal. So right.. I trust Stephen, and I spill it a bit to Tim too, but nothing too major, and then Jordan comes to me, maybe 35 seconds later and he's like "Johnny I don't know what you're doing, but stop." And I'm just like wtf are you talking about, and then he's basically like "Stephen said that you told him that Raffy is going home and now him and Tim are freaking out, because apparently you told Tim too, so wtf" And that's where I lost my mind. I had messages from Stephen and Tim from right before tribal, and I completely ignored them. Those are two people who I knew would be free agents once we hit merge, and I knew i'd want on my side, and they'd be unexpected players, but ffs Stephen and Tim both partially screwed me, because Jordan called me out on exactly what I was doing, and now I'm not in the BEST spot, and I really need Jordan. Also, LUCKILY we didn't get Chrissa (since she's not the BIGGEST fan of me), and we got Antoine, who seems a bit stronger in challenges, at the same time, and he's a bit more like me I think. So now we've got Antione on our tribe, along with Katie, who was ALSO on Outcast Island, and they both made it to the point where they returned to the game, so they must've been working together that whole time, so they're probably close, and now Jordan and I are technically the only people from my old tribe who are in a definitive minority, and I'm NOT happy about it. I hope it doesn't come back to bite us in the butt, but I know I've got Andrew who is going to protect me, and hopefully I can get that relationship going with Jay too, and then if Jordan is still with me, he claims that Katie is going to be 100% with him, which may even scare Andrew and Jay at some point, and may want one of those two out, before they come for me.. idk. I'm just annoyed at this position I'm in. I'm sure I'm going to make it out of this tribe, and to the merge, but I'm just not a happy camper right now, and I'm not trying to get sent to outcast island. I hope this tribe can begin a challenge domination and never let it go. That's my hope at this point. I've got a solid footing, but still a lot of work to do. I wish Stephen the WORST of luck on his new tribe. If he doesn't go home before merge, I'll make SURE he's the first merge boot after being an idiot and taking what I told him and running to Jordan Pines with it (facepalm)

Toeing the line in challenges is hard. I want to do good to seem helpful, but not too good to be a threat. I want to seem like I want to win to not become a target, but I also dont mind losing so I can vote Tim out. Although I have realised something just now writing this. If I send Tim to Outcast Island that puts him and Raffy back together, and when they go to tribal if they have the majority theres a good chance if one or both of them returningto the game. I can’t even comfortably vote Carson C out because he will be betrayed by me and more likely to work with Raffy than the original Nukuleka people. To be honest it would be safer to win immunity untill Raffy and Tim wouldn’t have the majority, and then vote them out. Sigh, this game is nuts yo.

And this is why we shouldn't have voted out Raffy.... Now we're going to tribal council and I want NO part in it. I'm actually fuming with how mad I am. I guess the easy vote is going to be Antoine, but I'm not even sure I want that to happen

WOOO BITCHES LATE UPDATE BUT I SURVIVED THAT UGLY JOINT TRIBAL AND SENT RATFY PACKING!!! Oops. I really wanted to work with him but I heard he was one of the people who threw my name out so he had to gooooo. But yea. I go back to my swapped tribe. We have the icon Charlotte. I feel like I’ll be able to work with her easily. I’ve also been able to have good conversations with Stephen and Tim as well. Carson C is a work in progress. But anyways. We have this brantsteele challenge. It can choke but out of everyone in the games scores I got second so that’s cool. AND O YEA OUR TRIBE GOT SECOND PLACE AND WE GOT IMMUNITY! That’s such a relief tbh cuz I did not need more stress after the joint tribal. So yea. Bryan signing off! 

OMG RYAN SAID HE MADE A MISTAKE! WE MIGHT NOT LOSE BryanNVM RYANS A FUCKING DUMBASS AND DID THE RESULTS WRONG SO WE FUCKING LOST AND NOW WE GOTTA FUCKING VOTE SOMEONE OFF WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Ok so me and Charlotte have devised a plan. So Charlotte was telling me that apparently Stephen and Tim have beef from the joint tribal and that we should try to side with one of them. However Carson c did really bad at the challenge so I suggested to her we get the target on him and then after he is voted out and we end up going to tribal again if we lose, me and Charlotte will have the choice between Tim and Stephen. Woo! We love strategic icons!!

i just singlehandedly won the challenge for my tribe. why can't i just throw a challenge or not do too good because then im gonna be a threat at merge and UGH. like it'll make them indebted to me if they DO see im  a good challenge performer rn but I DONT NEED THAT. i dont know. i feel like throughout this game, i haven't really... been having fun? I feel like I've been kinda stuck up and boring and all strategy based (probably because of the many tribals) so I'm gonna try and do some more stuff like watch shows with people and have a good time because i think that's important in games because otherwise... why am i playing? (other than to WIN of course.) ---- i got a disadvantage in the reward! rip! rob got nothing, but he found a house with an empty chest so something was already found. (Also Carson sent me "tim's idol location" (tim might not even have an idol) during the joint tribal and it was damp and probably at the cave) other than that... i think i said this in my last confessional that it's pretty much smooth sailing for me right now? yeah. work on social bonds with adrian/jd/la (jd/la are.. barely on to talk to) and just ride out me/willow/rob. trying to rock the UTR until merge. hopefully carson and charlotte can get bryan on their side and vote out one of tim/stephen on hufangalupe. 

So we lost because of my stupid orb. Damn. So now I have to decide between voting with Nukuleka and voting for Tim, but risk an idol. Or I could vote Carson and completely betray Pangaimotu. Or I could vote with Tim, try and pull Carson, and vote out Charlotte who did worse in the challenge. Right now I’m leaning towards voting Tim, not just because he betrayed me but because I’m not sure if Carson is also working with Nuku.

I'm sad that Tim's tribe lost immunity, since it could mean he will be joining me in Outcast Island. However, this is a good thing for my life on this island because that means a definite ally will join. Hopefully, I can get Chrissa to join my side as well so we can take out anyone who comes into the island. If Adrian thinks this is his turf, he's wrong. Because I'm making this island my bitch.

As dangerous and stressful as this is its so nice to be on a small tribe. Less votes to manipulate, less variables. I’m trying to mastermind this bitch. It may bring me out of the shadows but i can slip back in hopefully after merge, hide behind whatever alliance bryan and charlotte can bring me.

If I play this right Tim will go home 3-0 after a 2-2-1 split with Carson C. If I playing it really well Carson might not even know I knew about the split and I can still have an option there. That being said I do feel closer to the OG Nuku atm. Carson actually had known me and still left me out of the Raffy vote, so idk what he thinks of me.

Ok so. Me and Charlotte are in an amazing position rn. So I had all three of these guy(stephen, Tim, Carson) messaging me within a 30 minute time period. And I’m like o my lord these boys are bugging. But the main thing is Stephen comes up with this wonderful plan to split the votes between Tim and Carson with me, char and Tim voting Carson and Carson and Stephen voting Tim. Like. First of all. Me and Charlotte don’t have to get it hands dirty and playing hard. Second of all, we get rid of our weakest comp link on our tribe in Carson C. Third of all, Tim will be pissed at Stephen so if we do end up going to tribal those two will be the targets. Lol. I love manipulating men!!

Bryan told Tim he’s voting Carson C, which is annoying. Now Tims voting Carson, who will go home with three. So I’ve asked Charlotte to vote Tim so without and idol Tim still goes home. This is risky though because if they think I’m too controlling they could flip to me :/

So with this round, either Carson or Tim is going to go home. I think from a game perspective it would be better to send Tim out but Bryan really wants to send home Carson. Ya girl don't care as long as it isn't her.

The most hilarious thing to me is how the tables have turned. I foremerly voted in the minorit but am now the swing vote at a tribal where I thought I was a gonner. Either I can vote with Carson and Stephen or Bryan and or Charlotte. Game on. I hope this isnt all one big ruse.

So Stephen wants Carson as of now and honestly I agree but for a different reason. Stephen wants Carson out because he wants to get rid of Nukeleka on outcast island which i think is not a good reason but whatever . I personally want him gone because A. He voted out Raffy. B. Everyone else voted out Raffy. C. The other two are better at challenges and honestly thats all that matters. E. HE TURNED ON RAFFY. ILY RAFFY. F. I'm totally strategic I promise.

OMG WE WON AND THE TRIBE I WANTED TO GO TO TRIBAL IS GOING TO TRIBAL BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A *FUCK* ABOUT ANYONE ON THAT TRIBE (BECAUSE OF LAST PLACE) EXCEPT FOR CARSON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Prays for Carson

LMAO CYA TIM! Have fun on Outcast! Next up is Stephen!! whew

So plan changed. Tim is getting voted out. I’m sad cuz I liked him. But it’s gonna be a 3-2 vote so if he is safe I can say I saved him.

I meant to post this a while ago but it took a while to upload:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1yONyIWKuiOlvOTV6S8RvWtuFD_8BfAD0 Since then I’ve talked to Charlotte and she said Carson is lying, but idk who to believe. For now my plan is to try not to go to tribal till I can corroborate Carsons story with people like Andrew and Jordan. When it comes to Bryan I won’t trust him as much as I could have, but I’m not targetting anyone on this tribe atm.

[3inghao]

HI CRUSH ANON HERE AND I WANT TO START OFF BY SAYING TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT FEEL EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN MY LOVE LIFE I LOVE YALL HAHHAHHA I DIDNT EXPECT FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN :'))))) at the same time tho i feel like things might have to be put on hold for a while i dont know !!!! ok sorry sorry ill explain so ,, ive figured out that im like really really into this boy. in a way thats probably not the best for me right now, esp bc ive got a lot of things to juggle right now (1/17)

but also bc ive been thinking and like ,, ok so this story might put things more into perspective. so its like monday and i get a text from him thats just like ‘hey what are the rest of your classes for today/do you have like 15 min or something to be in a shoot of mine before it gets dark’ and im like PANICKIN bc ofc hes asked some of us to be models for his photography hw before and its always super casual BUT this is the first time that IVE ever been asked specifically (2/17)

and so obviously i jump at this offer and im like ‘umm i dont have any more classes today so sure just lmk when and what to do :) also whats the shoot about?’ and hes like ‘ok cool we can meet at your room at like 5:15 and ill tell you about the shoot when we meet up :)’ and he wanted us to go to this reaaaaally pretty park at sunset and do the shoot around that time and i was like ‘ok do u want me to wear anything specific’ and he was like ‘nothing in particular :)’ (3/17)

and so i start getting ready and im nervous af bc it meant spending more time alone with him and i felt so unprepared for that LMAO but yeah so he comes up to our room and i open the door and my heart skips a fucking BEAT and i almost slam the door in his face but i force myself not to aha and so we go and hes like ‘ugh im so tired i want coffee lets get coffee’ and so we went into the starbucks around the corner but then i was like yo will we make it to the park in time (4/17)

and hes like ‘o shit yeah’ so we leave without getting coffee rip but yeah we go to the city park and oh my gskldgskd it is so fucking pretty its right before sunset so everything is golden and the sky is rainbow but you can already see the moon and holy one of the prettiest views i think i have EVER seen !!!!! and then he explains to me what the project is finally and hes like so its an experimental photo set thats supposed to represent all the things we left behind in modern society (5/17)  

and so for me he said he wanted me to pose in the city park at sunset sitting on a bench with my hands cupped like i was holding a heart (hes going to photoshop the heart in later when hes editing the pics) and then like leave it behind on the bench and look at the sunset behind me which is supposed to represent and i quote “leaving love behind in the pursuit of beauty” and i literally was like 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 the whole time LMAOOOOOOO (6/17)

but yeah so we did that in like 15 min but after we were done i legit didnt want to leave bc (i wanted to spend more time with him but also) IT WAS SO FUCKING PRETTY SKDHJDFH and ahhhh i like looked over at him and he looked sooo at peace just like looking out over the water and the sunset and the scenery was so beautiful i almost blurted out hi i think ur beautiful but i stopped myself in the nick of time thank god LOOOOOL (7/17)  

but he like made eye contact with me and i like held myself together but there was a moment where i felt like djdhskjdkd idk how to describe it i was kfskshdhdjdh idk it could be just my imagination but I FELT LIKE THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE AHHHHHHHH and i was so tempted to ask him about the hand holding on saturday but i didnt i held myself back again thank god lol and then all of a sudden he goes ‘hey do u want pics’ and im like wot (8/17)

and hes like ‘do u want some pics of urself? like we r already here so !! plus i want some photos to put on my photography insta’ and i was like sljkddjkd ok why the hell not so he directs me into different poses and stuff like that and after the sun sets we finish and then we r walking back bored af so we start wandering around the little shops nearby and then we finally get home and then our friend texts the group chat like ‘hey anyone want dinner now’ (9/17)

and we were already really close to a dining hall so the two of us went and got dinner and our friend just joined us later and then during dinner when it was just the two of us we started talking about me losing the bet of when our friends were gonna hook up and so i have to treat him to japanese bbq and we were talking about when and hes like ‘well theres nothing im gonna celebrate for a while except my best friend from home is coming bc her sisters getting married here” (10/17)

and i was like ‘omg thats great ??? congrats to her !!!! omg’ but idk this is where it gets kind of confusing bc idk we were talking about maybe going this weekend but his best friend was coming and he was planning on spending all his time with her but i think he said that we could go get japanese bbq with her too ?? and i think i said ok but i dont think we locked down any like specific date and time at all ??? this part is a lil confusing to me (11/17)

so anyways that happened and i havent really interacted with him after that whole thing like we still have a streak on snapchat lol but he will do this thing where he wont open or respond to my snapchats for like literal hours ,,, even though i know hes ON snapchat bc he will like watch my stories ??? like w o t ???? i dont think hes doing it on purpose if that makes sense ?? but its still annoying and borderline infuriating and sldkghsldkgh (12/17)

and also like ok ,, his best friend came like yesterday and i saw her on his snapchat story and h o l y g o d she is the most beautiful girl on all of fucking planet earth i shit u not like i actually !!!! screamed when i saw her shes so fucking gorgeous and on his story theres a bunch of snaps of the wedding etc and a pic of him and her in a photobooth and sldkgsldkghs holy ???? i dont know how to put this into words but they are p e r f e c t for each other (13/17)

like in every way possible they are literally best friends and shes an actual goddess and together they look sooooo aesthetically pleasing it is legitimately intimidating and ahhh sldkgldgkh so the thing is !!!!! i already have practically no self esteem left ,, and a dinner with like HER and THEM will probably d e s t r o y m e from the inside out i will literally just feel inferior in every single way possible and i have NO IDEA HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS UGH !!!!!! (14/17)  

but yeah that kinda just made me realize that i might need to take a couple steps back ??? from this entire thing and him in general ,, and also that before anything happens i really want to work on me first like obv x has got his shit together and theres that whole thing with his best friend and idk !!! i like have pledged to go to the gym way more and get my fucked up sleep schedule back to some resemblance of normal and f o c u s on my academics and skincare and eating more healthy !! (15/17)

like i wanna be a person that everyone can look at and be like yes !! u go girl shes got her shit together and yeah !!!! aha :’) and also i need to COOL IT with my feelings about x like as amazing as he is and as fun as it is to spend time with him and as much as i want to pursue everything about this relationship i dont think im in a place mentally and emotionally where i can handle that so !!!!!! for now im gonna (try to) just distance myself a lil (16/17)

and yeah !! if he asks to go out for japanese bbq tonight/tomorrow i think im just gonna be like ‘ahh i wish i could but im super swamped with work rn sorry :(((‘ (which is 100000% true) and just leave it at that *deep sigh* anyways thats where i am at this point thanks for tuning in yall aha :’) i just need to not be hurt in this relationship and distancing myself for now is the only way i know how to prevent that ,, and i probably wont be that successful but !!! heres to trying :) (17/17)

awwwwwwwww crush anon BUT THE SUNSET DATE (yes im calling it a date) does his best friend go to the same college as you guys?? bc if he’s single and she doesn’t live anywhere near him there probably really isn’t anything between them that you need to worry about. I def support the focusing on yourself bc the more confidence you have in yourself the less insecure you will be once you actually get into a relationship so go you!! my gf and i are actually starting to facetime each other and work out together too so all of us can struggle in that tryin to be healthier lyfe! i think in one of the other asks you mention more happened? but i also think that maybe a bbq date with him wouldn’t be bad? and i think you should try to have it with just him and no one else! idk fill me in on any new developments :0

[snsmissionaries]

10/18/17 -- Sister Katie Buntin, Guatemala, Guatemala City South Mission

IM ALIVE!!!!

hola familia y amigos,

today is so hard, I still don't have a companion so I've been in a trio in a class that has been here for three weeks instead of a newbie class so that is fun, they say she wont get here till tomorrow but maybe not until Friday so im a tad scared but that's alright. I cried my eyes out multiple times today because THERE IS NO ENGLISH HERE thank bless my trio is from the states so they let me speak to them using a little English but every time I need English help they have me repeat the sentence in Spanish! soooooo needless to say I'm learning already, also i got to take a nap for a whole hour and it was the BEST!!! I've never felt so tired in my life! but it is absolutely beautiful here, there is green everywhere! one thing that is odd is the lines on the street don't matter, lol.... yeahhhh no one uses them so its a big mess did someone say anxiety. okay another weird thing is this keyboard everything is in the wrong place and i cant quite figure out how to shift the keyboard to get punctuation other than !!!!! and.... lol so sorry if nothing looks right. OH okay another weird thing because my companion missed her flight i flew alone.... with 26 elders, lol so bizarre but they are pretty cool, weird, but cool i guess that's how most guys are tho haha. the food so far issss ummm well its not my favorite, there was a whole chicken in the cafe and i could not eat it seeing its eyes staring at me  BLEGH so that will take some getting used to, but they had really good éclairs that made me think of grandma doris, those are her favorite, ooooohhhh speaking of grandma everyone loves your fudge so thank you so much its the best and is exactly what i need when i felt so alone okay anyways i made it safe and my mtc pday is on Tuesday so ill talk to yall then! 

Con mucho amor,

Hermana Buntin

October 18 2017-april 2019

 IM DEAD IM DEAD!!! I SURVIVED BUT IM DEAD!!!

hopefully i got your attention😋 this quote perfectly explains how I've felt this week! holy cow ive been so tired after 14 + hour workdays its insane, i took my last nap for granted haha. im so glad to hear everyone's emails and love all the support thanks so much everyone!!!! so far the food has gotten better... there's been a few times they served pescado....like today... so i ate cereal haha. I'm not a fan of fish even though I did take thank you bites of everything (thanks for teaching me that dad, cause I've found a few things ive looooveeedddddd like this weird pasta dish that kinda looks like it belongs in dirt but i was reassured its pasta haha) the beans here are wonderful! nothing like beans in the states! oh and also we have the best chefs!!!! a pastry with every meal! haha plus ice cream is available 24/7! i was sick every day except Sunday and today so that's always super awesome. cause it doesn't matter if you drink filtered water cause they cook with the other water and baam you sick.... forever. lol no they say our bodies will get used to it!

so if you know me you know i looooveee doing weird things to my hair haha... like dying it weird or making impromptu decision to cut my bangs last night! THEY LOOK AWESOME!!!!! haha i look so rad and all the sisters want me to cut theirs too haha. i will send pictures when I'm out of the mtc its against rules to send them while here but I'll send them in 6 weeks haha

 okay okay so to the real stuff, my companion got here she's pretty rad her name is hermana nielson and she is very bubbly. haha so i guess you could say were pretty similar. my classes are good, very long but very good, im learning a lot and English is already getting hard most of the time I'm speaking spanglish hahaha I'm absolutely terrible at Spanish but im learning and that's what counts. so our teachers take turns being investigators this week and we had to have lessons with Michael and Carlos! Michael is getting baptized on November 20th!!!! (not really cause its just mock lessons but still cool haha) me and hna. nielson bore our testimonies and taught three whole lessons by the spirit and fully in Spanish, did somebody say "SO COOL?" no? oh okay haha that's me lol..... it is so cool to be able to speak words you didn't know you knew and be able to give full lessons and know EVERYTHING that's going on haha. 

so in the ccm (MTC) there are about 125 of us in here (which is crazy small) and theres only 8 nortes (north americans) who are female soooooooo we all bonded very quick! one of the presidents wifves asked me and hna nielson to teach relief society in a few weeks #SCARYYYYYYYY but in 2 weeks there will only be 2 norte girls haha soo i guess ill be teaching a lot haha. 

 i dont even know what else to say haha. i can finally say that i can sleep in the rain (if you knew me well enough you know the rain was crazy and i hated it cause it freaked me out and I couldn't sleep when it was raining! but i have been every night here so far!) 

so we are ALWAYS busy here and I haven't missed my phone or technology once! its awesome, obviously i miss talking to all of you but I don't miss tv or the office or Facebook or nothing its sooooo weird haha. but there's no time to miss it! so turns out they don't celebrate dia de los muertos here but because i will be in the ccm on thanksgiving we will have a small feast, although every meal feels like a feast.

 i hung up some pictures in my room above my bed and allllll the hermanas are jealous, I'm so glad i brought pictures it makes me feel close to home even though I'm in the eternal spring! BTW the eternal spring is wayyyyyyyyyy better than Arizona weather haha so far the humidity isn't bugging me too much besides the fact that my hair frizzes quite a bit but its still straight sooo yay for sleeping in and not doing mah hair or makeup! 

 OOOOOOO YALL be proud I found out how to get a question mark and quotations its so crazy! haha but I still cant spell check and I have too much to say and my mind is going 8000000000 miles an hour trying to say what i need to say in an hour haha so sorry if I don't capitalize the beginning of my sentences or have spelling problems cause honestly I'm a bad speller already but now having 2 languages and no spell check its gonna be rough!

 so in the ccm I can only speak Spanish and woooooo its crazy how many people stare at you when you speak English or when you speak very terrible Spanish haha, sad thing is i used to think my Spanish was good but now i know its really not haha the Latinas are helping me though, they teach me a word in Spanish every day and i teach them a word in English everyday cause they want to know more! so now i know what toilet is, paper towel, rue, sarcastic, and sassy haha. its so rad i love the people here! 

 alrighty imma take the rest of my email time to respond to my family and hopefully do some family history work but i want to share with you my very short testimony in Spanish cause i need to work on that 🙃🙃🙃🙃 

 Yo testifico que la evangelio es verdedad y jose smith es un profeta de dios. yo sabe que familias es eternidad y es muy importante. el libro de mormon es la palabras de dios y el evangelio fue resturado en el nombre de jesuchristo amen.

ill talk to yall next week on Tuesday at 1pm! I love you all, choose the right, and follow the teachings of the spirit and latter de profetas! 

con mucho amor,

Hermana Buntin

October 18 2017-april 2019

[becomingstrong1289]

2/13/17

So for the last week I started my dads diet again. in the first 4 days I lost 6 lbs. It felt amazing to get on the scale and see 220 again. Scary though since that was my plateau. My goal is in two weeks from sat to be 215. Its not a lot of weight loss but its a weight I haven't been in years.  It would be a huge accomplishment. Today was a bad day though. Over the weekend I gained 3lbs. Tonight I was tired and lazy and decided to take the kids to pizza hut. The pizza was sooooo salty, like uncomfortably salty. I ate it anyway. I don't know why, I was just hungry. When we were leaving I was so uncomfortable. Stomach and lower abd cramping. I went home and evacuated from everything. I couldn't handle it. Why did I do that. I also had starbucks from drug reps from work. They are the death of me, I swear. I want a job that will help me be happy. Why does there have to be so much temptation....in a fucking health organization. Im not gonna weigh in til Friday. I think I do better when I focus on real life instead of numbers. 3 full days of the diet and I should be back to feeling amazing. One other thing I noticed was my acne cleared up. For some reason my face recently started going haywire. Yesterday and today I realized it was all clear, except for tonight, I had a few tiny ones. Stupid star bucks. Tomorrow I really need to up the water to get all that salt out of my body. No cheats. I want to look amazing for Shawn. He's trying to get healthy, quitting smoking, eating better, and exercising, I should do the same. I want to get a universal machine and a power tower with my tax refund. I don't know where Ill put it but I think I would use it. I use to use dads when I got bored. I need an easy way to exercise. I also think it would be good to have that kind of stuff around the kids. I don't want them to be fat. They need to be exposed to this stuff now so it will always be the norm. Im working on it, this whole healthy thing. its a very slow process. I can do it though.

[crispyninjadonut]

Keeper Group Chat Chapter 1

A/n here it is guys!!!! The first chapter of my kotlc group chat fic idea. Yes it is human! au and honestly I have no idea what that entails so I kinda made it up. If you have any ideas for that please tell me. Also couldn't resist putting that little bit of detz there at the end haha sorrynotsorry.

 Also I think @dhdrawings wanted to be tagged in this so here! and lastly

Under the cut as always for the people that don't want to read it (but I mean why wouldn't you want to)

Dex: testing testing 123 Sophie: No Dex nooooooooo Dex: its working!!!!! Linh: Dex what did you do Dex: welllll Keefe: I helped! Tam: of course he did Biana: guys let Dex speak Dex: thANK YOU since everyone has a phone now why not make a group chat Fitz: why Keefe: for fun!  Fitz: -_- Biana: i think itll be fun Keefe: see!!!! Sophie: if you say so Tam: it sounds…. interesting Keefe: gasp Keefe: is bangs boy agreeing with me Linh: um Keefe: I think he is Sophie: let’s not get into this now Keefe: aww Biana: anyway did any of you guys have history today cause Im very confused Sophie: I did Biana: did you learn something about the French Revolution Sophie: nope Fitz: welp Keefe: XD Biana: i guess ill have to suffer on my own then Dex: good luck Linh: you can do it! Biana: thanks guys I’m gonna go work on that now Tam: bye! Fitz: now what Dex: I dunno Tam: but you made this! Dex: doesn’t mean I know everything Tam: ugh Sophie: same Keefe: you guys are so weird Dex: hey! Fitz: he’s right Tam: gotta go, linh needs me for something Dex: Ok bye!!!! Sophie: everyones leaving I should do my math homework Keefe: see ya foster! Fitz: biana probably needs help with history Dex: everybodys just leaving now? Keefe: I guess it’s just us Keefe:…. I’m gonna spam everyone Dex: Keefe no! Keefe: Keefe yes! Dex: I will not be a part of this I’m going Keefe: welp Keefe: time to spam Keefe: mwahahahaha Keefe: I am evil Keefe: hmmmmm Keefe: should I do it Keefe: hmmmmm Keefe: hm hm hm Keefe: ehhhh Keefe: maybe not Keefe: another time Keefe: I guess I’ll go then Keefe: time to plan some pranks Keefe: bye!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biana: UGH im so boooorrrred Sophie: I know right Biana: wanna come over and play some manhunt Sophie: but i gotta study Biana: uuuugggghhhhh Sophie: hahaha sorry Keefe: I’m up for manhunt Biana: of course you are Sophie: even though you always LOSE Keefe: hey! I do not Biana: XD Sophie: if you say so Fitz: hey what’d I miss Biana: I’m borrrred Fitz: -_- i know Biana: hmf Keefe: Bet theyre gonna fight foster Sophie: KEEFE Fitz: hey! Biana: what is going on Keefe: avocado Biana: what Fitz: ??? Keefe: autocorrect Keefe: I meant nothing Sophie: ohh well anyway gotta go study Biana: how did nothing become avocado Keefe: don’t question the avocado Fitz: what even is going on Biana: how should I know Dex: hiiiii Keefe: hey Dex Dex: what’s goijg on Fitz: welcome to the insanity Biana: we aren’t insane Fitz: you sure Keefe:… Biana: how do you leave a group chat Dex: you don’t Biana: uggghhh Keefe: hahaha Fitz: your stuck with us forever Biana: im gonna go find some other way to be unbored Keefe: gasp how dare you Biana: I mean that in the nicest way Keefe Keefe: hmf Fitz: cmon let her go Biana: bye!!! Dex: see ya tomorrow biana Keefe: sooooo Fitz: sigh Dex: you guys are gonna be the death of me Keefe: I try Fitz: hey what did I do Dex: everything Keefe: XD Fitz: you sure Keefe:… Fitz: well then Dex: I am the sass master Keefe: how dare you take my title from me Fitz: ??? I thought you were the prank master? Keefe: same thing Tam: why was I put into this stupid thing Dex: hey tam! Tam: hi dex Fitz: how’s it goin Tam: linh wants a dog Fitz: WHAT Keefe: wow Tam: yep Dex: I don’t blame her Keefe: XD Tam: well then Dex: I mean who wouldnt want a dog Fitz: true Keefe: didn’t sophie have a dog in America Tam: she did? Keefe: I feel like she mentioned it Dex: cool Fitz: I know she had a cat Tam: ooooh Keefe: of course your a cat person Dex: XD Tam: so what if I am Dex: ooooooooOOOOOHHHH Fitz: bwa bwa bwa bwa Keefe: the heck is that Dex: what even? Fitz: it’s the trumpet noise Tam: um Dex: you are such a dork Keefe: he really is Fitz: hEY Tam: it’s true dude Fitz: -_- Dex: HAHAHAHA Linh: what is going on Tam: hey sis Keefe: wassup Dex: the SKYYY Fitz: he wasn’t asking you Dex: shhh Linh: why Tam: I hate you all Tam: except you linh Linh: oh good Dex: sigh Keefe: already knew that Fitz: well Tam: oh hey look gotta go make dinner bye Keefe: -_- Keefe: cause THATS why your leaving Fitz: lay off it keefe Keefe: finnnne Linh: thank you Dex: sooo Keefe: man why do we not have lives Fitz: HEY Keefe: i mean its friday night and were doing absolutely nothing Linh: i just needed a break from my homework Dex: and im procrastinating that homework Keefe: Fitz? Fitz:…i have no excuse Fitz: hey what about you Keefe Linh: yeah Keefe: what about me? Dex: why are you here then Keefe: becos all my friends are talking on here! Dex: because we have no lives Fitz: ohhhh Linh: it’s a vicious circle Keefe: anyway you guys wanna do domethin Fitz: like what Dex: ehhhh I kinda like sitting in my warm bed Linh: I’m gonna have to go eat dinner soon so Keefe: ugh you guys are so lazy Dex: hahaha sorry not sorry Keefe: hmf Fitz: I’m not lazy! Dex: reallly Fitz: yeah! Keefe: okay yeah tru Dex: hey where did linh go Keefe: I dunno Fitz: I think she went to go eat dinner Dex: ohhhhh Dex: okay Fitz: yeah Keefe: sooo whatcha guys wanna do Dex: honestly I wanna sleep Fitz: same though Dex: man I’m so tired Keefe: I feel you Dex: why do I have to have maths in the morning Dex: I neeeeeed sleeep Biana: hello Im still bored Dex: welcome back Keefe: so what have you been doing Biana: nothing Dex: of course Keefe: XD Dex: the triplets are yellin for me gotta go Biana: bye dex Fitz: bye! Fitz: love you Fitz: no ididnt mean to send that Keefe: um Biana: well well well Dex: (@_@) Fitz: I DIDNT MREN TO SEND THAT Biana: mhm Keefe: is there something you aren’t telling us Fitz: nO Dex: imma just um go Keefe: yeah well see ya around Dex Biana: sooooo Fitz: nope Keefe: I think yes Fitz: if you really must know I was just talking to mum Keefe: ??? Biana: what does that have to do with what were talking about Fitz: I was used to say saying “love you” after sayin bye so that’s why Biana: you buying this keefe Keefe: no way in heck Fitz: it’s true Biana: yeah sure Biana: whatever you say