#im being 100% serious btw
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honeyimissjoo · 11 months ago
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pls join me and petition to add this to their choreography
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glasses-drunk · 3 months ago
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I need a girl to flirt with
(WARNING: this user a massive fucking bottom and is practically incapable of initiating conversation. Proceed at your own risk)
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old-square-wheels · 1 year ago
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Why don't they make scented candles for cool smells like steam cylinder oil and soot
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fungusfoxart · 1 year ago
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While we're on the whole text post shenanigans, I'd like to make something perfectly clear;
If you're pro-Israel/IDF, or demonize Palestinians, the Congolese and others in these times of slaughter, you are not welcome on my profile.
"but Palestinians killed 900 Israelis!" Israelis killed around 20,000 Palestinians already, out of which a startling amount was children. Israel fired 6,000 rockets at Palestinians last time I checked (about 2 weeks ago) while Palestinians only threw rocks at the walls and sent out two glorified fireworks.
"but I need the new iphone/a new vape!" The situation in Congo is dire. The officials deny there's anything happening, but your greed and 'need' for new electronics is killing so many men and children mining cobalt for the products. If it's not broken, don't replace it. If you NEED a new phone, buy secondhand or from Fairphone, they are focused on making ethical electronics. And look up what cobalt does to the human body
I will reblog this in a few hrs with links for sources and where you can help, I know this isn't my usual type of content but I have been vocal about this on every other media except for Tumblr until now. I will speak as loud as I can on all platforms
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cherry-bomble · 2 years ago
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Hey um fuck jk rowling fuck the harry potter series and fuck hogwarts legacy! If you claim to be an ally to the trans community but can't do the bare minimum of not buying a game which will only fund a terfs hate speech/actions against us, then guess what! You're not a fucking ally! People will claim that they love and support trans people, would punch a terf if they saw one, etc. etc. but one even listen to us when we explain to you MULTIPLE TIMES that jk rowling is a bigoted harmful dipshit and supporting her or her work in any way (especially financially now) will directly harm trans people!!! You cannot separate the art (if you want to call it that) from the artist when the artist is still profiting from you and using your support to tear down an already marginalized community. Fuck jk rowling, fuck all terfs. If you support jk rowling - especially if you support her and still claim to be a trans ally - get the actual fuck out !!!
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plutoniuminjection47 · 9 months ago
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It's always nice posting about my career path changes because the only reason why I went from mortician to nursing is because I didn't like the hours
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thermodynamic-comedian · 1 year ago
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way back in the good old days i got my comment about killing jeff bezos removed from instagram. that was my first experience with cencorship
for the skeptics out there, some evidence that i dug up
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i was a very cringy kid but my heart was in the right place
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gallonsoblood · 1 year ago
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I heart my mutuals i wanna draw some of yall at some point as a little appreciation thing but i have to scavenge for reference so feel free to leave some in my ask box *giggles cutely and skips away in a field of flowers in the sunlight*
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mothman-swamp · 1 year ago
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Whenever I see videos of people painting over the natural wood texture/color while renovating a house or up cycling furniture I honestly feel like killing myself
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dancefloor · 2 years ago
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germany is great so far. they have aldi. they bike on the sidewalk for no reason. our bus driver was mad that he had to take a legally mandated break for 10 minutes. love
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bluedblue62 · 2 years ago
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I love reading fanfic and having to stop and Google a word mid sex scene
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135-film · 2 years ago
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i would scam the shit out of conservatives if i were willing to associate my fucking face with it
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mycloveromance · 2 years ago
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please hear me out on this
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homocorn · 8 months ago
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this is how you know music is good
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fuggmuff · 2 years ago
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I cannot stress the importance of not watching "A Day in the Life of Working at [Insert Tech Company Here]" or "Budgeting A Gajillion Dollars as Buttfuck University" videos. They serve no other purpose than to demoralize you, so much so that I'm almost convinced that if they aren't literally made for the express purpose of demoralizing the working class with luxury porn by the moneyed elites who run the tech companies these parasites work for (so you consume more product, of course), then they are actually spiritual weapons designed to depress you by sinister, incorporeal entities that feed off negative energy, surreptitiously working through spoiled white girls on Tiktok to sow discord, despair, and misery.
It's about clout. It's about harveting your emotional energy and/or your money. Don't feed them. Don't watch it. Hit da bricks.
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brandwhorestarscream · 8 months ago
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fun fact breakdown canonically can't cross his arms because of his huge rack
how does he see
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how…. HOW
NOT EVEN SHOCKWAVE HAS THAT LARGE OF A CHEST
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