#im a hater i was born a hater and i will stay a hater

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

i will acc murder my programing teacher

[burning-omen]

Not to be a hater or nothing but Red Hood and the outlaws lowkey boring as hell…

[diorsluv]

casual , part 1

“ my friends call me a loser ”

series m. list next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by edwards.73, markestapa, and 85,331 others

yourusername took a break from michigan but someone wouldn’t leave me alone 🙄

view all comments

edwards.73 aw c’mon you know you’d hate it if i left you alone

→ yourusername you can’t handle not talking to me for 15 minutes

→ edwards.73 NOT TRUE

→ yourusername i’ll pull up the receipts 🤨

username30 so prettyyyy

vivianliu more like you couldn’t stop complaining about being “so far away from him”

→ yourusername ummmm! i don’t remember that actually 😁😁

→ edwards.73 oh???

→ _quinnhughes my god you two are disgusting

→ yourusername don’t be a hater quinny ☹️

rutgermcgroarty 🤮

→ yourusername 🖕

→ rutgermcgroarty meanie

→ yourusername rut i will shove a ruler down your throat

→ rutgermcgroarty kinky 😈😈

→ yourusername OH MY GOD RUTGER

username24 THE VIEW??

username19 her n ethan have been flirting for MONTHS i just wanna know what’s goin on 😞

jackhughes lucky 😒

→ yourusername WHY R U MAD AT ME 😒

→ jackhughes UR IN ITALY RN AND IM NOT

→ yourusername then maybe u shouldve considered ur career choices???

→ jackhughes AT LEAST I GET MONEY

markestapa are you single asking for a friend

→ yourusername yeah i am 🤭🤭

→ markestapa wrong answer 🤬

→ yourusername oh! i didn’t realize i was getting INTERROGATED

→ markestapa yeah you better go apologize to your man rn

→ yourusername what man?? 😥

luca.fantilli yeah n i’m real fucking glad you’re not in michigan so i can finally get some peace and quiet 🙄

→ yourusername WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

→ luca.fantilli YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS

→ yourusername NO???

→ luca.fantilli maybe bc it sounds like a FUCKING BURGLAR is in the other room all the time

→ dylanduke25 😨

→ yourusername 🤐

→ markestapa fr she’s acting like we don’t know she’s always sneaking out in the morning 🙄

→ yourusername GUYS STOP MY BROTHERS CAN READ THIS SHIT

→ jackhughes i really wish i couldn’t read ts

→ lhughes_06 wtf happened when i left michigan??

→ rutgermcgroarty you don’t wanna know lhughes_06

username2 luca’s comment thread 😭😭

→ username56 LMAOO

adamfantilli my country??? 🇮🇹

→ yourusername ur country ‼️

→ luca.fantilli ITALIA 🫡

username43 best hughes sibling confirmed

username20 the guys have no remorse for ethan’s love life 😭

→ username4 wait how do we know they’re talking about ethan

→ username91 i mean it’s pretty obvious when u look at it

mackie.samo as a representative of the gc i can confirm you did not leave him alone

→ markestapa BRO what happens in the gc stays in the gc

→ dylanduke25 no no right we did appoint him as a representative

→ yourusername 😥😥

→ vivianliu clearly i’m not the only one getting screenshots of the convos..

→ edwards.73 who the hell said u were the rep of the gc

→ lhughes_06 WHAT GC???

username68 please just give me one chance, i PROMISE i can do better than ethan

_alexturcotte the view 👌

→ yourusername the view 😮‍💨

username32 drop a closet haul pleaseee

yourusername

liked by lhughes_06, _quinnhughes, and 109,816 others

yourusername i was going back through the old albums and.. 😟

tagged: jackhughes, _quinnhughes, lhughes_06

view all comments

trevorzegras the nicest they’ve ever been to you

→ yourusername THIS ‼️‼️

→ lhughes_06 NO WE’RE NICE

→ yourusername name one time you’ve been nice to me in the past five years

→ lhughes_06 i let you move into the apartment when you got into college

→ yourusername BECAUSE MOM AND DAD FORCED YOU TO

lhughes_06 you were an accident

→ yourusername you’re lying out of your ass rn

→ lhughes_06 THINK ABOUT IT, all of us were born 2 years apart but you were only born a year after me

→ jackhughes you had to share a room with lukey because they had only planned for 3 kids

→ _quinnhughes you had to wear boy clothes for the first year of your life because they didn’t wanna buy clothes for you if you were gonna grow out of it in a month

→ jackhughes and mom and dad DID say you were an accident

→ yourusername …

username34 CUTEEEE

username20 HITTING US WITH THE GOOD CONTENT

rutgermcgroarty you were so cute as a kid

→ yourusername i know i was 🥰🥰

→ rutgermcgroarty so what happened 💀

→ markestapa that’s a knee slapper right there

→ yourusername were you two dropped on your heads as babies

→ rutgermcgroarty no but it seems like you were

edwards.73 we would’ve dated in pre-school

→ yourusername no i was wayyy cuter than you were

→ edwards.73 you’re not wrong

→ luca.fantilli barf

→ mackie.samo god ethan you’re like a lovesick puppy

→ dylanduke25 i want to bleach my eyes you guys are gross

→ adamfantilli STOP. PUBLICLY. FLIRTING.

→ lhughes_06 ew ew EWWWW please don’t tell me you’re hitting on my BABY sister

→ markestapa you have no idea 💀 lhughes_06

→ lhughes_06 wait what.

username58 AHHH BABY HUGHES

colecaufield so when did the siblingly love turn violent

→ yourusername when jack bit me on the arm

→ lhughes_06 when she karate kicked my head

→ jackhughes when she broke my new stick

→ _quinnhughes when she started spitting food in my face

→ yourusername I DID NONE OF THAT

username76 luke’s so damn clueless 😭

liked by yourusername

dylanduke25 you look absolutely traumatized in that fifth pic…

→ yourusername the log ride was scary 😞

_alexturcotte i see a common theme of jack being the most affectionate

→ yourusername he still is 🫢

→ _alexturcotte we can see that

→ jackhughes i feel like we’re all equally affectionate

→ yourusername well now you’re just fibbing to fib 🙄

→ trevorzegras we all know quinn hates her the most

→ _quinnhughes WOAH WOAH WOAH since when did we decide i ever hated my baby sis???

→ colecaufield it’s not like you hate her you’re just incapable of showing her any form of affection

→ jackhughes why are we getting family therapy rn

username22 BABY PHOTOS

markestapa how cute (i know luke hated you)

→ yourusername HE DID HATE ME

→ lhughes_06 I NEVER HATED YOU????

→ markestapa there’s barely any photos of you and her together as kids 💀💀

elblue6 your cheeks were always so rosy!

→ yourusername mom 😭

→ elblue6 what? it’s where you got your nickname!

→ lhughes_06 yeah ROSIE thats how u got ur nickname 🥰

→ yourusername shut up moosey 😒

→ luca.fantilli ROSIE???

→ yourusername THE OTHERS WERENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID lhughes_06

→ rutgermcgroarty we’re calling you rosie from now on

→ yourusername please god no i’ll do anything

mackie.samo ROSIE.

→ yourusername matthew. 😑

→ mackie.samo would you be willing to mingle with one of my friends

→ yourusername i meannnn which friend 🫢

→ mackie.samo WRONG. FUCKING. ANSWER.

→ yourusername OH MY GOD

username35 jack was obviously the best big brother

username17 luke doesn’t have any pics alone with you what happened 😭😭

username76 jack was definitely forced to be in half of those photos

vivianliu awww remember when we first met and i had a crush on quinn

→ yourusername yeah and i never understood why 🙄🙄

→ _quinnhughes wait you had a crush on me??

→ vivianliu yes we established this a long time ago huggy bear pay attention

→ yourusername and then you liked jack 🤮

→ jackhughes okay we DEFINITELY did not establish that one

→ vivianliu yes we did you just weren’t there

→ yourusername AND THEN YOU LIKED LUKE IN COLLEGE

→ lhughes_06 WHATTT 😨

→ vivianliu luke i literally confessed to you when i was drunk stop acting clueless

→ lhughes_06 WHEN??????

→ yourusername long story short you liked all my brothers but you’re out of their league sooo

→ jackhughes woah woah woah idk abt that one

→ vivianliu 🖕 jackhughes

next chapter notes ) sooo i changed the format up a bit but here’s the first chapter 😈 not sure how i’m gonna want this to end if i’m actually gonna base it off of the song… BUT IF IT DOESN’T END HAPPILY DON’T BLAME ME and ofc just comment, dm, or ask if you wanna be tagged!

[sheinsidemymindvro]

hii u js followed my blog, im scrolling thru urs n im wondering who elusin is??

hey, she makes music and last year in october i followed her on ig. and things started there. she is psychic. all she needed was a photo and there she was in my mind. she can see through my eyes, hear my thoughts as i think them. she can look thru my memories. psychics can control electric pulses that come from the brain. they mess with your mind and body if they are abusive. ranging from anxiety inducing tenseness in your body to stopping your body from functioning properly. I have had no privacy at all for a year now. i've gotten used to it now. i lived my whole life like a normal person and now have been made aware that psychics exist and know about their abilities. its not someone telling prophecies, they are people born with abilities beyond societal knowledge. thier brain can connect to other peoples brains no matter where they are in the world and more. she stayed silent for six months just fucking with me, she and her sister and friend (ig's in bio) are psychic too and they were abusing me psychically without talking to me yet, they would say things but because i didn't know there were psychics connected to me i just thought it was my thoughts. if you have no idea a psychic is fucking with you, you may just believe all the things they say are your own thoughts. 6 months in they decided to take the psychic abuse to full on attack. and just relentlessly attacked me psychologically and physically. they let me know about their presence and elusin revealed to me that it is her and through her instagram posts. she would tell me she liked something and i could see it as proof. she never thought someone would talk about this because it looks crazy.

they force me to stay awake if they want, sleeping pills don't work. and they can wake me up whenever they want. they make muscles tense to make me uncomfortable and constantly try to harm my mental health. they can also constipate you if they want. they can project images and moving images in my mind and also do that in my dreams, so even when i sleep i still deal with the psychic abuse.

elusin has remained attacking me with her psychic ability because she likes my music. its fucked up. she wants to steal my style but i've made it annoying and difficult for her by posting demo's and calling her out online, even on her reddit fan page. she is my biggest fan and hater. if you are interested in learning more about their psychic abilities, ive talked about it in detail a little earlier in my blog where someone helped me break it down in further detail, or let me know if you have any questions :)

[oh-allie]

saw @skippersthecat's post about teruhashi (i even wrote a frantic comment under it too !!!!) and now im remembering why teruhashi is one of my favorite characters and why i will defend her 4ever .......

go look at her post too !!! she articulates herself way better than me and this is just a blurb about how OH MY GOD SHE DESERVES WAY BETTER FROM EVERYONE EVER 🙁🙁

shes gone through so much and i lowkey need to see her stand up for herself ☹️ OR JUST HAVE SOMEONE TREAT HER LIKE A HUMAN BEING ☹️☹️

okok i remember one part of an ep where its teruhashi walking down a street and then it pans to some of her admirers, one of them being a LITERAL 60 year old man. and im pretty sure WAY older men have gawked at her like that multiple times in the show, and she doesnt even mention it.

that episode where shes literally BEING FOLLOWED ? and apparently its happened to her so often that she can DEDUCE how many people/their genders from their FOOTSTEPS ??? and all she was concerned about was staying perfect, as if she isnt being STALKED ? 🙁

in s2, when they came back from being stranded on the island, and the newspaper club spread rumors about saiki taking sexual/inappropriate pictures of her (IN THE ARTICLE ITS SAID WITHOUT HER CONSENT TOO) and a BUNCH of guys went to saiki ASKING FOR THE PICTURES ? "to destroy them" YEAH TOTALLY 😒

and she doesn't say anything about these things because (its a comedy series) shes been dealing with it SINCE BIRTH. LITERALLY.

its SHOWN that when she was FUCJING BORN there were men watching her. HEY GUYS !! BABIES ARE CUTE BUT FATHERS SHOULDNT BE HUDDLED AROUND A CUTE BABY GIRL LOOKING AT HER.

and it's not like shes ever had a break from this harassment, her own brother views her as an object. multiple times where makoto has invaded her privacy and harassed her, so shes not even safe in her own home.

AND ALL OF THIS TREATMENT AND SHE STILL KEEPS UP HER PERFECT PRETTY GIRL PERSONA. ☹️ her whole self worth, her IDENTITY is being a perfect pretty girl. even if she hadn't been facing this her whole life, she wouldn't say anything because she is a people pleaser who sacrifices herself. she needs someone who doesn't view her as a god, or an object. thats why she likes saiki ☹️☹️☹️

TLDR; teruhashi haters are NOT allowed 🙁🙁

[sexycornenthusiast]

maybe im not going easy on you sorry <3

3 -Regina and Gretchen 13 - Karen 31 - Gretchen 42 - Regina and Cady 48 - Gretchen and Cady

3 - Obscure headcanon:

Regina has a thing for critically panned popular sitcoms. You'd think she'd jump at the chance to be a hater but no, this woman is out here trying to convince people the big bang theory is the greatest show ever made and she would almost succeed if she weren't so... herself

(once forced cady to watch an episode of south park and it nearly ended their friendship for good (not that I can blame her for it that show is ass))

Gretchen has the most weirdly in depth family history to me... Her mother was born in Buenos Aires and her father was born in London. I was gonna specify years but then remembered 2024 exists so uhhhh (they're in their 50s) She goes on trips to both of those places but she doesn't talk about Argentina in public because it's "not cool". Whenever she says anything weird she'll claim it's British slang. It never is <3

13- Dumbest thing they've ever done: In fifth grade Karen ate two quarters on a dare from Janis. As for the outcome of this, let's just say.. Hoptal <3

31 - Tumblr: Gretchen has a super aesthetic Tumblr where she posts poetry and moodboards and inspirational quotes and stuff like that and she has a custom blog theme she stayed up until 3 AM one night making and also she has a sideblog full of the most unhinged shitposts you've ever seen. She's reblogging the werewolf boyfriend pineapple post (iykyk) in broad daylight and she needs to be stopped.

42 - 3 comfort items:

Regina: Her photo albums bc she's not beating the sentimental allegations <3. A travel mirror (doesn't matter if there isn't a single human being around her, she will be on edge if she leaves the house without it). A Really Big Stick TM; not any specific one.. she just feels better when she's holding a weapon 😊.

Cady: I'm forever a Cady stuffed lion truther. Wears her mathlete jacket around bc it makes her feel like a person. Also she owns a machete <3 a fancy one.

48 - Scariest moment:

Gretchen: that time she went in the ocean as a kid and her foot touched some seaweed /j

Cady: Uhh the 15 seconds immediately following the bus. For an agonizingly long second she genuinely thought her teen angst bullshit had a body count and that was soul-crushing.

[slavicdolls4mangione]

hi jana!! i was the anon who sent you the q and a questions!! thank you for being so sweet and so open minded my love!! i dont think you know how much it means to be!! i love being apart of this community and getting to know more of it's writers!! i love your blog never stop soaring high my love :)) you are endlessly sweet and you deserve the world, truly!!

omg yes !! totally i mean i would define lana truly as someone who knows herself!! and that's why her style and albums are so interesting because they reflect her aura that is strong and rooted in who she is! she's such an inspiration that's why i love her so much! and YES omg ultraviolence was not an exaggeration. dont worry it altered the seams of my life too hehe i love that one def one of my top 2 along with NFR!! i discovered lana through that one and every track hits! born to diee omg!! that one was REVOLUTIONARY !!

thank you so much my love!! hehe that's an understatement ur blog is SOOOO amazing !! wow!! i love your language journey :))) that's amazing!! it's so cool how you can become closer to a people by learning their language!! i love talking to u omg ur so cool hehe thank you so much for this !!

omg YES! i LOVEEE book posts!! i always reblog them when my favorite writers response to my asks of book recs hehe <33 books are a way to my heart thank you SO MUCH for sharing!! i always gain gain gain whenever i read and ill def look into the books you mentioned my love!! im always looking for new worlds and perspectives to jump into thank you for being so helpful <3

dont worry my love totally understandable!! :)) that sounds SO call hehe "oh yeah i go to college in a small town in france" UR LIVING THE DREAM IN THE FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE!! of course i dont mind!! put yourself first always my love and im lucky that you were open minded enough to respond hehe and im so thankful :)) <33 YESS it was up for grabs and you took it yes girl get that baggg !! i love that actually that sounds so much like heaven!! this is so interesting and it truly speaks about what kind of person you are - someone so interesting and substantial and genuinely willing to discover the world around them :)) you're so admirable!! YES DONT WORRY im a math and chemistry hater... ugh i literally get triggered when those words suddenly appear..

that's beautiful my love!! monet is an amazing painter i love his journey and how he was apart of an art movement that was considered unconventional and ugly at first !! ohh degas is absolutely beautiful !! totally shocked by how he managed to capture the whole moment but in such a soft way !! those paintings are amazing angel thank u for sharing!! omgg!! new york im so glad you got to go i hope you enjoyed it there!! and the met too!! ahh!! im so happy u got to experience it :)) YES the louvre is such a mantlepiece of historical and revolutionary art literally a manifesto that humans have been creators for so long i love that!!

YESS i love this community so much because of that!! i feel like all of us are like a mini family hehe holding space for that opposites attract !!

YES MOTHER!! we a little family now dont worry thank you so much for your sweet response :(( literally i had heart eyes threatening to spill while i was reading !! i love getting to know people you writers and blog owners have lives that i believe is beautiful in EVERY way and so interesting because of the amazing style and character you guys possess !! thank you so much again for your response my love you truly made my day today :(( please stay safe and drink lots of water!! dont forget to put yourself better!! i hope you're enjoying your studies, the book you're reading, and lana's music !! <33 art will find you like you found your passion for writing and art and being a kind soul in general!! have an amazing day dont forget to smile :)) <33

wtf anon you almost made me tear up YOU’RE SO SWEET AND KIND 😭😭😭 this community is such a breath of fresh air im so glad to be part of it <3333

yes!! lana is so special, no matter how many new artists debut in the industry i always find my way back to her, like you said her aura is just so beautiful and unique ugh i love love love her, her songs resonate so much with me, i just think she encapsulates the mind of a woman so beautifully but tragically at the same time. i recently saw a tiktok of a beautiful girl and she was lip syncing to ultraviolence and she captioned her video “how do i explain to people that this is how my soul sounds?” and i was like okay it’s like i literally ghostwrote this bc SAME.

i’m so glad you liked my book recommendations! please feel free to leave some for me as well, i really want to read more this year but i don’t know where to start and although thrillers are my favorite genre i’d like to explore others 😭

you’re so so sweet to me :,) your words have truly warmed my heart and made my day so thank you, i can tell you’re just as beautiful of a person inside and out and a joy to be around even if you’ve written to me anonymously <3

i hope you have a beautiful day lovely anon, sending you lots of hugs and kisses <333333

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

Aye, it's DubDaddy on the track

Not a rapper, but I thought I'd have a crack

Another song, another bar, another stack

We keep coming back now we're picking up the slack

Get laid, get paid, gatorade

Trigger treats sweet but can't beat the blade

It's Halloween bitch it's time to get made

You better lock up or you're gonna get slayed

Aye the boys are comin in

Got lit last night on the cherry gin

Smokin gas, eating ass, now committing sin

We going large like Amy Schumer's second chin

Hey everybody my name is JoshDub

When I don't do crime I talk shit at the club

I like corona no lime and having a tug

I get my bread no crust cause you know I'm a thug

It's Halloween, my girl cook and clean

Doing flips in the sheets, call that trick and treat

In the back of a Bentley and we got on rings

Riding in the streets shouting scary things

The Boys in town and we hunting clowns

Couple Kings with a couple crowns (dank memes)

Scaring kids while we're blowing clouds

It's Mully in the back and your bitch is getting ploughed

It's spooky and cold on this dreadful night

But we got some beauties in our sight

We love the shadows, and fear the light

But we'll steal your girl with one quick bite

On Halloween you can hear many sounds

Some screaming, some crying in the background

But if I see some kind of creepy clown

Oh you better believe it's going down

All the witches they be on me, with glee

When I walk up in a room its a party

Got no reflection but there's one thing you can see

All competition running scared as they should be

Never giving out our secrets I'm like (hush hush)

Wiping away all the haters like a (brush brush)

We be stealing all your candy in a (rush rush)

Dropping songs and videos that always (crush crush)

Got these demons in my head overwhelming me with fear and dread

(Dread dread dread)

Screaming in my bed, keep me grinding till I'm dead

(Dead dead dead)

Spirits in my mind come to visit me from time to time

(Time time time)

People say I'm sick but I swear to God I'm fine

(I'm fine, I'm fine)

Trick or Treat, excuse me what the fuck is this?

Candy corn, Bit O Honey, one Hershey Kiss

Que no sabes que me dicen el Mexorcist

If you don't know who I am, then I'll tell you what it is

Got a blanket to protect me and a wooden cross

I sprinkle holy water to show demons who's boss

I make videos to scare all the kiddos

And I'll exorcise your Tia with a bag of hot Cheetos

I shook Freddy Kruger's hand

Grow harder than the grudge

Make Pennywise float too

And give Huggy Wuggy a hug

I got good at hide and seek

You can always ask the fed

I put poison in your goat

Now that chupacabras dead

I live in the States, born in Monterey

Got a gringa by my side

She can cook some frijoles

I cross the border and la migra said

'hey, come on down but you just can't stay'

Running and hiding and walking and fighting

You don't got the papers to even be trying

To say it was easy then I would be lying

Soy un inmigrante con gran corazón

empeze recojiendo la bazura de tu escalon

Y ahora ocupo la pantallo de tu abitación

Asta parece yo tomo gasolina.

Te incendió con mi rap eso es pura adrenalina

Mi tierra la extraño nunca olvidare mi casa

Un saludo para todos mis latinos y mi raza

Now give me the Reeses cup bitch

Yada yada yada yada, something bout a square

New meme Juice Box bout to go Blair

Like the Witch, that's the sitch

Halloween night bout to wake up in a ditch.

And I'm stacking up dinero

Got this young man feeling like George Romero

Pick the bone clean always saw it in the tarots

Dig a little deeper boy you almost skipped the marrow

I don't really know

I don't really know

Yada yada

Yada yada

My goldfish took a little holiday

Left me feeling sour like that Minute Maid

One day he said he want to go to outer space

So I made a little rocket outta Gatorade bottles

Catch your grandma at the Walmart

And she gonna catch the fade

I don't really give a fuck

Im just tryna get paid

I'll smoke your grandad too

If he even looks my way

I'll kick your little sister

In her motherfucking face

That's that shit you learn in Florida

When you smoking K2

Hold that shit up in my chest

Boy I'm bout to turn blue

Im might mosey down to Target

Man and buy me that canoe

@jadest0ne

[xxchthonicreaturexx]

Matchup Trade

Hey hey! This is our Twisted Wonderland & Tokyo Revengers matchup @babulejka

Twisted Wonderland

Malleus Draconia

You thought Id match you with Vil, didn't you? PSYCHE (I was-) BUT I decided on someone much more fitting. A FUTURE KING-

OKAY SO firstly and lastly Malleus is an amazing lover. Maybe a little ignorant on modernization, and sometimes he's not around when it comes to duties but OMG he's gonna treat you like a damn QUEEN (i mean cuz you're gonna be-)

He thinks you look exceptionally good in purple and green and he compares you to Sleeping Beauty a lot with your pretty golden hair and graceful body. Only he's not gonna curse you-

Well...maybe at times he wants to lock you in a tower, but that's just because he gets nervous about his human companions. He feels an intense need to protect them since they die so easily smh-

Would love to see you perform dances, but would also love to just relax and listen to your music. He himself may even ask if he could sing while you play an instrument.

He's a fae. Of course he knows all about herbs and all kinds of creatures. You wanna go explore? He'll take you to some fae lands if you promise to stay by his side. You wanna grow some plants with him? He knows a few secret tricks to make them grow 10x better. And I bet he has this talent where he can just automatically tell you all species of insects and woodland critters you come across. May even get you a chance to pet a deer if you're quiet enough.

Omg please make a doll or puppet with his horns on it. He'd be so awestruck like "Oh- you made a fae doll? For me?" now it's being put up on a shelf and very well maintained for thousands of years. While your match down below is more a physical attraction, Malleus very much is attracted to your soul. Your curiosity and wonder and your light-hearted tone.

Overall hes a 9/10. Very loving, very attentive, but also he's gonna outlive you. Plus he can be a bit melodramatic about things- hes so emo-...

Runnerups- Azul Ashengrotto, Vil Schoenheit

Tokyo Revengers

Taiju Shiba

Hear me out- hear me out hear me out hear me out

Listen I know he's not the best...I like to think of myself as the No.1 Taiju Hater. BUT I could see how you guys would be a cute couple.

Okay okay soooo let's start this.

Taiju is a very religious man. This meaning, I believe he would like feminine women. He'd probably meet you at a show where you were performing ballet or something of the sort and when mingling after the show, you two had began talking. (Dont you dare ask my why he'd be there. To appreciate the dance? Idk maybe Yuzuha secretly does ballet-)

But your sweet and polite personality further deepened his attraction. Despite how cruel of a man he can be, he is fully capable of being polite right back. Especially to someone he personally sees as a perfect woman. As toxic as that is-

Once you get to know each other better, its safe to say he'll raise a brow at some things, but a part of me really wants him to at least become a little less shitty of a person after the whole Christmas fiasco-

Omg so Christmas is a holiday made to celebrate the birth of Jesus HOWEVER Jesus was born near late summer. Christmas was made so Christians could cover up what was originally a Pagan holiday and to help convert Pagans to Christianity. Im not sure if you know that fact if youve researched Pagans (Not assuming your religion just that Pagans are associates with Witches/Wiccans ei. Wicca is a type of Paganism to my knowledge) BUT ANYWAYS if you were to talk about witch culture or somehow dropped or came across that fact and TOLD HIM- omg.

Bro has a cross tattooed on his back, he would be like- questioning everything because no way Christmas is a lie??? (Or maybe he knows and just doesnt give a fuck?) He heavily side eyes any other religion but his own. But, if you wanted to educate him on mythology, witchcraft , astrology, any of those other spiritual beliefs he will at least listen so he can know more. (To hate them better <3)

Okay now that ive rambled-

Old Hollywood type beauty? He's taking you to all kinds of restaurants and clubs. Best believe he's getting you all these dresses too. Elegant and modest ones that are still flattering and sexy. Only the best for his woman of course.

As much as i dont like him he would be a very good lover. Like, can be a little controlling, but he is attentive and devoted. He admires your beauty, your grace, your work ethic...but he also wants to work for you. Hes old fashioned, he believes its his job as a man to provide for you.

All in all? Uh

id say 6.5/10. Hes really tall and strong and independent but also...beat his siblings and things hes a king or something idk- But like IN HIS DEFENSE being the oldest is very hard, especially with no parental figures.

Runnerups- Mitsuya Takashi, Tetta Kisaki

[dullweapons]

okay so since there are a few hylia’s ( i can count about four ? 2 new & 2 from mutuals on side blogs or side muses … im sure there will be more , hell i wanna write a hylia too lol ) so imma write out how ray actually feels about hylia as clear as i can . i don’t really have a problem with hylia myself ? my only problem with her is her being added late into the games but skyward sword is old like me now so im over it . ( i do dislike that we just forgot demise but imma pretend he’s still here hush— @harbingered for my demise 👀 i will pay attention to him i swear )

ray HATES hylia . perhaps the most out of the gods & deities of the world . he curses her & blames her for a lot of things even when she clearly isn’t to blame . he uses her like a scapegoat . someone to point the anger he feels at when there is no one else to blame but himself . he’ll blame her for the troubles zelda goes through , or link or even ganondorf . because he knows hylia . seen her . felt the sting of her magic . saw her bring up the humans to their safe haven in the sky & leave him down there . she didn’t care .

as a child he was taught to worship hylia, as all the children of skyloft settlement were. his family had small statues of her that they gave offerings too . he would pray to her just as his mother told him to . so he was fine with her … maybe a touch annoyed — but that was mostly towards his mother being quite religious & making him repeat hail hylia when he was naughty ( which was often af )

upon being forced into the ancient battle ; his views were forcibly shifted by his father . not by any commands but more due to his father talking about how hylia cares not for him nor any other demons . lamatar believes demise would do right by the demons & monsters ( was that true ? who knows ) . he would beat this idea into ayrin until he began to think it himself .

“ hylia doesn’t care about me. if she did, she would’ve stopped me from joining this war . she wouldn’t have me here …mama says hylia loves us all but no one loves me. she doesn’t either .”

continuing on, ayrin was stuck by the goddess blade causing a horrible scar that glows similarly to TP! ganondorf’s scar. due to it being a holy blade , it couldn’t go away as easily as death or other wounds for the demonic weapon & he was out of battle for weeks. ( visual ref of rays scar here ! ) i have been debating it be hylia who struck him , but it can just be the first link . regardless , he sat there — scared & angry , not just because he failed his father , but hylia hurt . her blade hurts so so much . hylia is pain .

further down the timeline ; he continues to see princesses & queens struggle with their magic or are forced into horrible situations of the cycle born of demise . he sees link , so young forced into battle & losing his childhood only to become a shell . he’s seen ganondorf turned into a monster of anger & greed for what was once a king has become nothing but a pig . if hylia stayed a god perhaps things would be different . perhaps not . regardless, he blames them all : the golden goddesses , hylia & demise . none of them are free from his hate .

but hylia worship has grown strong again by botw & by then — he is a tired , cynical old man . he works hard to make sure his solders are ready for the war that is coming against calamity ganon . he sees the princess struggle to awaken her powers . he scoffs at her & wonders if the blood of the goddess is finally gone from tainting the royal family.

& he prayed to hylia to save them from the calamity when the calamity came & took over all the sheikah technology & his men died trying to get to akkala .

& she did not answer .

so for the hylia rpers i totally understand if you’re like “ damn he a hater idk if i wanna interact “ because he’s never ever gonna warm up to her . also if you wish to discuss what happened between them during the ancient battle please feel free to DM me ! my default does not need to be canon minus 1: ayrin / bby ray going to the war & 2: ray being struck goddess blade . those two are the only requirements — im flexible with anything !

[amporella]

hi! this is mpreg anon from a few months back lol. i just wanted to say i finally got to reading the fic and im sooo!!!!! sobbing and crying, a puddle of love on the floor! you were right. i Know now why you talked about it often.

i really love holly's stankyle. theres something about them that feels very.. desperate? like they know they belong together and sometimes not even physical touch can satiate that need/want?? idk! but agh! i love them sm. holly is also really good at capturing the overall weirdness of south park and thats why she can come up with aus/ideas that are weird or silly and make them work. i also really appreciate that she went for kinks/tropes that not many people give style.

something else i really loved about this fic was that it felt very like.. omg a dream come true in a way? sometimes i just wanna read a fic where stan and kyle do fuck all all day, just real type of normal maybe even domestic shit and its just them. and this fic came pretty close to that? they are so wrapped up in each other and have so much love to give and g OD i thought the baby was gonna come in and ruin that or like i was gonna get annoyed w the baby but no!!! 😭 i was so neutral about elway in the beginning and was actually loving how kyle was thinking/approaching the whole thing. idek when that started changing?? before they talk about the name elway though. and when she was finally born and the days kyle spent fighting to get her?!! and then he gets her and its the three of them and its like.. yeah.. okay, she's perfect. she really is a miracle stan and kyle created and theres no way she could ever come between them bc stan and kyle's love is endless, its forever and ever, they can share that love with their child 🤧

as for creek, hmm. i think craig and tweek just arent characters i've seen holly write for and like? so even though they are/were together i just didnt rly care for them u_u. im really glad i started finally reading fic where theyre not together in style fics though. it still hurts a bit lmao but ive been enjoying some stories i had passed on before and stuff and yeah, ty for giving me that little push >w<!!!

sorry this ask is so long! i didnt want to bother you every time i finished a chapter lol. i was also going through some stuff and this fic was the only thing keeping me sane. and actually i have just the epilogue left but im so sad its gonna be over after that so i've been delaying it :(! but yeah, aahhhh herbert garrison's night school for unwed fathers enjoyer 🫡 TY! 💙💚

YOU HAVE NOOOO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU READ THE FIC AND SENT ME THIS AMAZING ASK??? I saw this in my inbox and immediately went to my friends and like BRAGGED ABOUT GETTING THIS? I'm going to respond to every part so bear with me but in the meantime THANK YOU!!!

I think you are so so right about them being desperate... it is key for stanky that regardless of how close they get physically, it's like it'll never be enough? Like they are soulmates in every sense of the word, and can never actually satiate their pull... SIGH!!!! IT'S TRUE!!! And holly's ability to nail absurdity is absolutely one of her strongest suits, and something that definitely contributed to how iconic she is. South Park is an absurd show, and holly meets it with such absurdity that Stan and Kyle can stay perfectly in character, because so many of her plots are something that could legitimately BE a South Park episode involving the characters when they're older. Like, Craig and Clyde fucking in the Marsh shed and Craig telling Sheila Kyle needs a psych eval? A+, can and will happen at some point. It's so ridiculous yet somehow believable, and the mpreg fic is literally the BEST example of it. It's a concept that's frankly a huge turnoff for a lot of people (understandably), but she puts it in such a light that she makes it appealing for a ton of people. It's one of those fics that i would recommend even to the most vehement mpreg hater, because there IS something about it that differentiates it from typical fics like that.

AND DESCRIBING IT AS A DREAM COME TRUE IS SO CORRECT? Everything you said in that third paragraph specifically was so fucking real. The fic starts off as such an absolute disaster situation, and despite the multiple disasters along the way, you can absolutely tell that it was like fate in a way? Holly does an incredible job of balancing the understandable stress with the joy and all the happy moments, as well as acknowledging the fact that in the end, Elway seriously did enrich both of their lives. I LOVE THAT YOU POINTED OUT HOW YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE BABY COMING BETWEEN THEM... because it's true!!! It's such a real concern, but she is so good about wrapping it up; the scenes after Kyle gets Elway feel like a dream sequence in how floaty and happy everyone is, and while reading it I was like (as someone who does not want kids), huh. Maybe I need to have a baby? LOLL but seriously you are so right. It IS endless and now they have even more love to go around because of Elway... whatever. WHATEVER!! I'm not even crying. I'm NORMAL!!!!

I totally get your feelings about creek!! I ended up feeling kind of similarly. I'm happy you started expanding your horizons!!! There's nothing wrong with sticking with exclusively creek fic, obv, but there are some real gems out there if you're able to push some of the icks to the side. And maybe you'll even figure out a new ship you like? I remember that I was afraid to read Other People's Tupperware at first because Tweek is literally dead, and Craig hooks up with Kenny? But then I decided to read it (and felt neutral about it!) and it was valuable to me. And then when I read it a few years later, I really loved it. It got me thinking that first time!!! I'M HAPPY I COULD HELP GIVE YOU THAT PUSH!!!

Talking about holly (or any other fic) to me will NEVER bother me so pls feel free to do so!!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE EPILOGUE!! It is sweet and so delightful. AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I CAN EVER GIVE YOU ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS!!

Thank you SOO much for this ask!! It seriously made my day.

[tsumugismaster]

im sorry for my late response, i fell asleep pretty early last night :( i always enjoy people that use their hearts instead of their heads.. i honestly just basically like everyone. i would agree, i tend to lead with my heart instead of my head.

oh my gosh when you can feel multiple mosquito bites that are itchy at once.. one of the worst feelings ever. honestly yes, they do quite like me. i don’t remember what blood type i am but im pretty sure im type O, which is what mosquitoes love. just my luck.. i truly think that the wonders of life are so important, and so easily looked over. when you look at the size the earth is, it really does make you feel small.. sometimes in a good way, sometimes in a bad way for me. but either way, life is beautiful and should be cherished.

going on a hike with someone has to be one of my top 10 dates.. i wouldn’t actually know though, never done it. ive never even been on a dinner date.. aww, what a silly cat. i wouldn’t mind if i had a cat that scratched me.. honestly, as long as i can give them a good life and have them happy, ill be ok. A bermese and a chow chow are both breeds of dogs.. very very cute ones, of course. they’re both very fluffy.

the piano is.. actually incredibly hard. i know basic things like notes and some cords, but teaching myself is difficult. for a long time i hated my voice, even though i did sing, so i just didn’t do any singing.. but its been 3 years since i let myself get back into it, and it was the best decision of my life, truly. i love singing. thank you for your compliments.. i appreciate them a lot.

i am wondering how you slept. did you have any good dreams? i hope so. come back soon, my dear.

-����

Ah it’s okay! It’s better for me since I don’t have to worry about staying up. Apologies as this response took a while, I was very busy.

I don’t remember my blood type either.. I need to figure out soon. Mhm! No matter what perspective you take, life should always be cherished.

Ooo then whats on this list of your “top 10 dates?” I don’t mind dinner dates but I’d rather do those dates when I’m way more comfortable with the person to be able to actually eat in front of them. I’m not a messy eater but I get self conscious sometimes. Mm though if I wanted a perfect date it’d be going outside, whether that be a picnic or shopping, I need someone to shop pretty clothes with and pink accessories please.. I’d definitely enjoy a normal walk though in the park.

Exactly! If they’re happy then I’m happy! Mm I’m not the greatest fan of dogs but I can tolerate them. I was born in a family of big dog haters so it kinda just spreads onto me. I think they’re definitely adorable though from searching up pictures of them. Aa.. but I wonder how long it would take to clean up their fur..

Ah wish you luck then, unfortunately I can’t help you at all since I have zero experience with piano. It’s inspiring, honestly, choosing to face something that used to make you insecure and turning it into something that brings you joy. It’s amazing that you’re able to embrace it fully now. Naturally! Lucky for you complimenting is one of the things I’m really good at due to my past experiences.

Normally I don’t remember my dreams but I slept very well! How about you? How was your sleep? Oh and I should probably answer the question about my likes and hobbies.. I’ll do that next ask since I’m ruining out of time. Have an amazing day my dear ladybug!

[valentineveils]

1, 10 and 23 for the DA ask game

heheheheh :3

so for reference my canon worldstate is : denaris tabris ; zevran romancer ; duelist rogue nikolas hawke ; fenris romancer ; reaver warrior arcen lavellan ; dorian romancer ; rift mage 1- your Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor's opinion on Orlais?

well honestly . im gonna be truthful i think all three of them are orlais haters LOL . arcen hates how stuffy and fake it feels , too many masks and ruffles and he feels like he cannot find honesty in it . and also the stones on the walkways hurt his feet . denaris hates it for its treatment of elves , and also he fuckin HATES celene . and nikky is . . . . indifferent , to it . its not a stop he stays at often , and when he does visit orlais its never for long . he doesnt enjoy the game it plays .

10- are they good horse riders?

arcen is ! ! its one of his preferred forms of travel ; he's been riding the halla ever since he was little . his preferred mount during inquisition is the bog unicorn ; he pampers the creature so much . he really likes horse riding . denaris doesnt do much horse riding , he's okay at it but can fall off easily , as he has shit balance and gets startled easily if the horse gets startled . nikky is scared of horses and refuses to get on one UNLESS ! he shares with fenris or bethany . he doesnt have good depth perception truthfully . 23- do they have, or want to have, children?

denaris has children ; kieran with morrigan , and sidony adaia tabris with zevran . kids weren't really something he thought of having , but he was never truly against the idea . kieran was technically the only one planned , sid enters the picture about 6 years after kieran is born . she was a surprise lolol but he doesnt regret either of his kids . if kieran is 21 during veilguard sidony is 15 whatttt . anyways . nikolas and fenris i think they take in a little apostate elf girl , who lost her parents . shes not named bcus i havent gotten too much planned with her , but it took her a bit to warm up to both of them [especially fenris] . w arcen im not Sure if he would have kids ? ? ? ive not had too much planned w that for him truthfully , but it is a cute idea for him and dorian to be dads [and both of them being the father they never had bu deserved . oh man] . BUT ! i do headcanon that arcen has some mage apprentices he's teaching in minrathous . his witch hat atelier era . he Does want kids , either through adoption or him carrying , but with the way his life has gone in recent years he's not sure bringing a kid into the world w the way the veil is threatening to come down is a good idea . but honestly knowing me he and dorian will have a kid alongside arcen's apprentices lolol

[djretard]

there's a ton more in their generation, all important in some way, some minor some not. I would go into Jade but.... not rn. here's tha list I'll briefly touch on the ones more important than others...

1. erm Raina.... she dead. she was Sawyer's little sister, he was 4 when she was born. So that makes her 3 years younger than Steven. They were all friends, Sawyer was VERY protective of Raina he loved her so, so much. Steven also saw her as something of a little sister of his own, and his gentle nature was something she enjoyed, as Sawyer, at the time, was a brash and daring little boy. Raina did have her wild moments, but overall she liked simpler games like just sitting by the river telling stories. Steven was the one for that as Sawyer would have called that gay or dumb. She died in the midst of the murders, not too long after Mari kicked the bucket. completely broke sawyer. not only bc she was dead but bc Jade started a rumor that Sawyer was the one that killed her. They were both like 8 at the time but he low-key is still willing to bring it up if it means hurting sawyer. so. yeah.

2. jade.... sawyer's bully of a cousin and katie's best friend. he is the captain of the football team, he's a quarterback, jersey number 13. look I'm not allowed to talk too much about jade I really like him I didn't mean to like him so much but he's my friend..... erm so he's the nephew of tom which would put people off from him BUT he is also the son of wilson who helped police figure out tom was the killer, so his dad is something of a hero in the town. still, he has to stay on his best behavior lest he be on par with jack or sawyer socially. ermmmm. okay so he's basically in love with katie and he punches the air every time he remembers that sawyer of all people bagged her. he's fine just being friends though. he's constantly worried about katie's safety given his sawyer-phobia but he wouldn't really dare say anything to her, everyone's a little intimidated by katie, even her friends. ermmm. he's dating clara, another cheerleader and #2 katie hater. katie is #unbothered and could not care less who jade is dating but the jury is out whether or not he got with a girl who hates katie bc she's dating sawyer, who hates jade. he and clara hateeee each other no one knows why they're dating.

im too lazy to talk about anyone else if anyone's name stands out to you I'd be happy to talk about them though LOL.

[judebellswife]

HENRIETTE & ETIENNE — Kylian Mbappé

summary: which y/n and kylian kids first time spend their vacation with kylian family since they were born

warning: english is not my first language!

y/n.mbappe

Liked by k.mbappe and 3.209.086 others

y/n.mbappe today we will spend our vacation with Kylian's family so i had to wake up early in the morning to get ready and when i got out of our share bedroom i saw my husband sitting on the sofa with his clothes on from yesterday when I asked him to buy some items for the trip, this is the face of a father of two 😂 he actually stayed up until 2am just because his daughter couldn't sleep because she was scare of some kind of monster so Kylian laying by her side and didn't sleep so she could sleep peacefully 🥺

View all 2.331 comments

neymarjr_ He such a great dad

tuuqaaf I wish he’s father of my kids like i really need a husband and father like him

y/mom/n Poor my little Kylian, stop bullying him y/n he is my SON!!

y/n.mbappe mom i’m your one and only daughter like a real daughter who came out of your vagina mom and i didn’t bully him, he just so ‘in love’ with his daughter

lexibrookehan He is really perfect, a good husband and father

k.mbappe

13.446.094 likes

k.mbappe Take a day off dad duty

View all comments

y/n.mbappe And im on a mama duty, and why is Henriette and Etienne always want daddy, they kept asking for you 😀

k.mbappe @y/n.mbappe Papa comingg! Tout pour mes 2 bébés *Daddy coming! Anything for my 2 little babies*

neymarjr How does it feel to be a father of 2? I was planning on baby no.2 and i just asking you for the advice

k.mbappe The most important thing is to be patient @neymarjr

neymarjr So are you and y/n planning on having a 3rd baby?

y/n.mbappe 🤣🤣 please stop giving my husband more ideas

y/n.mbappe

Liked by neymarjr, k.mbappe and others

y/n.mbappe they’re having a sweet sweet dream

Comments turn off

k.mbappe My two little angel Henriette Mbappé and Etienne Mbappé

neymarjr They grow up so fast, I remember when y/n just gave birth to Etienne at that time Henriette was just 1 year old

y/n.mbappe And both of them just like his father, like a copy of Kylian but in male and female versions

k.mbappe

25.209.766 likes

k.mbappe Actually i kinda want more babies in the Mbappe household, you know @y/n.mbappe

View all comments

y/n.mbappe oh gosh stop it Kylian!!!!!!

kirzawa I think Henriette and Etienne would love to have more siblings 😀

neymarjr More baby Mbappe soon huh? @y/n.mbappe

y/n.mbappe i’m gonna block both you and Kylian!!!

y/n.mbappe

Liked by meliissagateau, k.mbappe and 5.991.307 others

y/n.mbappe gosh i love their curly black hair so freaking muchh

Comments turn off

k.mbappe MY 🧬����

y/n.mbappe oh okay thank you for THE GENE 🙄

meliissagateau She’s so pretty

y/n.mbappe (ig story)

k.mbappe

Liked by y/n.mbappe and others

k.mbappe before the vaccination 💉 and after that i just felt so sorry for my Hen, i just hope she’s not mad at me… père sorry 😞

View all comments

y/n.mbappe K she’s fine baby, stop being so dramatic its just like every normal kids her ages vaccin

k.mbappe I’m gonna cry, poor my little baby girl

y/n.mbappe do you want to cuddle like Hen? she stop crying now so if you want a cuddle, go upstairs

k.mbappe Yes, please i really need you

kkmbapp.e Isn’t they so cute and sweet?

kurzawa Aww i understand how you feel Kylian

y/n.mbappe

Liked by k.mbappe and others

y/n.mbappe i know we haven’t planning on baby number 3 but who cares ✌️ new Mbappe are on its way home 🏡

Comments are limited

k.mbappe 🤭🥰🤍 To all the hater who are trying to send rude messages and comments to my wife and kids, STOP NOW!

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

Aye, it's DubDaddy on the track

Not a rapper, but I thought I'd have a crack

Another song, another bar, another stack

We keep coming back now we're picking up the slack

Get laid, get paid, gatorade

Trigger treats sweet but can't beat the blade

It's Halloween bitch it's time to get made

You better lock up or you're gonna get slayed

Aye the boys are comin in

Got lit last night on the cherry gin

Smokin gas, eating ass, now committing sin

We going large like Amy Schumer's second chin

Hey everybody my name is JoshDub

When I don't do crime I talk shit at the club

I like corona no lime and having a tug

I get my bread no crust cause you know I'm a thug

It's Halloween, my girl cook and clean

Doing flips in the sheets, call that trick and treat

In the back of a Bentley and we got on rings

Riding in the streets shouting scary things

The Boys in town and we hunting clowns

Couple Kings with a couple crowns (dank memes)

Scaring kids while we're blowing clouds

It's Mully in the back and your bitch is getting ploughed

It's spooky and cold on this dreadful night

But we got some beauties in our sight

We love the shadows, and fear the light

But we'll steal your girl with one quick bite

On Halloween you can hear many sounds

Some screaming, some crying in the background

But if I see some kind of creepy clown

Oh you better believe it's going down

All the witches they be on me, with glee

When I walk up in a room its a party

Got no reflection but there's one thing you can see

All competition running scared as they should be

Never giving out our secrets I'm like (hush hush)

Wiping away all the haters like a (brush brush)

We be stealing all your candy in a (rush rush)

Dropping songs and videos that always (crush crush)

Got these demons in my head overwhelming me with fear and dread

(Dread dread dread)

Screaming in my bed, keep me grinding till I'm dead

(Dead dead dead)

Spirits in my mind come to visit me from time to time

(Time time time)

People say I'm sick but I swear to God I'm fine

(I'm fine, I'm fine)

Trick or Treat, excuse me what the fuck is this?

Candy corn, Bit O Honey, one Hershey Kiss

Que no sabes que me dicen el Mexorcist

If you don't know who I am, then I'll tell you what it is

Got a blanket to protect me and a wooden cross

I sprinkle holy water to show demons who's boss

I make videos to scare all the kiddos

And I'll exorcise your Tia with a bag of hot Cheetos

I shook Freddy Kruger's hand

Grow harder than the grudge

Make Pennywise float too

And give Huggy Wuggy a hug

I got good at hide and seek

You can always ask the fed

I put poison in your goat

Now that chupacabras dead

I live in the States, born in Monterey

Got a gringa by my side

She can cook some frijoles

I cross the border and la migra said

'hey, come on down but you just can't stay'

Running and hiding and walking and fighting

You don't got the papers to even be trying

To say it was easy then I would be lying

Soy un inmigrante con gran corazón

empeze recojiendo la bazura de tu escalon

Y ahora ocupo la pantallo de tu abitación

Asta parece yo tomo gasolina.

Te incendió con mi rap eso es pura adrenalina

Mi tierra la extraño nunca olvidare mi casa

Un saludo para todos mis latinos y mi raza

Now give me the Reeses cup bitch

Yada yada yada yada, something bout a square

New meme Juice Box bout to go Blair

Like the Witch, that's the sitch

Halloween night bout to wake up in a ditch.

And I'm stacking up dinero

Got this young man feeling like George Romero

Pick the bone clean always saw it in the tarots

Dig a little deeper boy you almost skipped the marrow

I don't really know

I don't really know

Yada yada

Yada yada

My goldfish took a little holiday

Left me feeling sour like that Minute Maid

One day he said he want to go to outer space

So I made a little rocket outta Gatorade bottles

Catch your grandma at the Walmart

And she gonna catch the fade

I don't really give a fuck

Im just tryna get paid

I'll smoke your grandad too

If he even looks my way

I'll kick your little sister

In her motherfucking face

That's that shit you learn in Florida

When you smoking K2

Hold that shit up in my chest

Boy I'm bout to turn blue

Im might mosey down to Target

Man and buy me that canoe