#im WHEEZING

[thepriceofsurvival]

[nicolacoughlan]

#"sure grandpa let's get you to bed" ahh move

[artlefty]

Sometimes I read a tma fic that has the tea martin is serving be like some...fancy herbal or floral stuff.

My dude, come here for a second-

This is a workplace in England. It is Tetley. It is PG Tips. It is yorkshire gold.

It is NOT ginger hibiscus or green tea or fuscia with parma violets. it is a cuppa. It is a regular ass cuppa tea with some milk in it. Maybe some sugar.

Serving unprompted herbal tea to a coworker is a violent act of hatred. It is a decree of warfare.

Your boss asks you to make them a cuppa and you put Ginseng Green Sea Buckthorn tea on their desk? You are telling them you hate their guts. You are letting them know that you think they are the worst person on Earth.

[definitelynotshouting]

Grian's like 2 minute bit in his latest Impossible Minecraft vid where he spawn-camps Skizz and Jimmy with active redstone literally has me on the verge of passing out from lack of oxygen HELP.... its the way they can only get out one word pleas and screams between respawns i stg i have not laughed this hard in MONTHS there is smth terrible and pesky happening on this server guys

[millyteaa]

i put shadowheart in this outfit and all i could think of is this:

[basment-bunni]

[goth-emrys]

[lesson-in-ruthlessness]

I lied, put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how Grady's been alive for at least two centuries, most likely manifested when he was between the ages of 12 and 14, and therefore had been severely distrusted since he was a child. for two centuries. We're going to talk about how Edaline is most likely the only person (who isn't his daughter, adopted or otherwise) who has ever truly, fully, and unconditionally loved Grady in all his years of living.

Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how this is a best case scenario version of Brant and Jolie's relationship. If pyrokinesis wasn't banned after The Incident, it would still be heavily stigmatized and people with the ability would be distrusted. Viewed as dangerous. Jolie fell in love with Brant thinking he was Talentless; the bad match, Jolie was in love with him even after she found out the truth. She would have fallen in love with Brant even if she knew at the start. Their relationship would have been comparable to Grady and Edaline's, a Conjurer falls in love with someone the society deems as untrustworthy, unlovable, and dangerous.

Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how Edaline Ruewen and Jolie Ruewen are the two most caring individuals in the Lost Cities.

[annoyinglilbro]

I’m over sharing with you guys again :3

I wanted to know what I look (and sound like) when I cum

I took a video and it’s so funny pls guys I’m such a whiney little bitch I’m actually never having sex with anyone ever 😭😭 I’m giggling so much pls it’s so silly why do I look like that??? WHY DO I SOUND LIKE THAT??

New rule, you can fuck me but you have to wear a blindfold and ear muffs that’s my new kink guys I swear it’s just a kink no other reason fffff

[lily-claw]

jump making bkdk stickers on february 14th meanwhile saying they are rivals... I seriously dont know if i should laugh or cry

We know what they are Sony...

heres the link for this...

Its just hilarious... Someone pls check all the comments and quotes lmao

[kvtnisseverdeen]

[sisifroggy]

DAVRIN

[lo-batteryy]

besties are judging

[thatfaerieprincess]

KEEPING THE EMISSARY SAFE IN THIS FIGHT

THIS IS JUST THE WORLDS MOST HIGH STAKES GAME OF EGG ON SPOON RACE

[5yours-yours2]

nothing just

[dailycykesquill]