#im STRESSED and HOMOSEXUAL

[dirt-str1der]

Theres no season 4 because theyre too scared to animate the canon gay couple. They know its going to change the dr stone mrm ecosystem forever

[jarvis-cockhead]

[roach-works]

you need to stop equating legality with morality

i know im shouting into the void here but i'm really stressed out over how many gen-z kids seem to think that all bad things are illegal and therefore all good things are legal. this is a child's system of ethics and furthermore it's one that fascist bigots REALLY REALLY WANT YOU TO KEEP

here are some things that are legal in the united states of america:

-you can marry a child in 46 states. "The organization Unchained At Last found nearly 300,000 children under the age of 18 were legally married between 2000 and 2018."

-it's not murder to shoot someone to death in 28 states under Stand Your Ground Laws.

-officers of the law can take and keep your personal property "in the course of conducting an investigation." you have to go to court to get it back. since the year 2000, cops have taken and kept personal property totaling a profit of at least 68.8 billion... that we have records for. Policing for Profit: The Abuse of Civil Asset Forfeiture

here are things that are illegal in an increasing number of states:

-birth control hrt, and abortion

-dildos

-telling kids anything about homosexuality or transexuality

-helping a minor access birth control or an abortion without their parent's consent

-dressing in drag

-protesting against corporate malfeasance

-protesting against police brutality

-suing a company for knowingly endangering your health through exposure to infectious diseases, chemical toxins, or oil pollution

-inhibiting private logging, fracking, and mining operations, even those conducted on public lands, even those conducted without the requisite permits, even those conducted against treaty regulations

IN CONCLUSION:

a country's legal system is not a nice little collection of good rules for proper people. it is a system of top-down control that determines, in broad and violent strokes, which people get what they want, and which people don't.

the sooner you realize that it is a moral imperative to break unjust laws, the sooner you can stop saying shit like 'dni if you support illegal/immoral behavior' and sounding like a fucking chump.

[horrorvillaintourney]

HORROR'S NEXT TOP GENDER, ROUND THREE MATCH FOUR: Ellen Ripley (Alien) vs. Herbert West (Reanimator)

PROPAGANDA FOR RIPLEY:

"The character of Ripley was originally meant to be played by a man. also pleaseeee if this competition is a bunch of white guys im going to lose it"

"She is so incredibly butch and cool, she has that butch mechanic thing going on"

"The character was originally going to be a man but Sigourney Weaver killed it at the audition so she was hired and not a single line of dialogue was changed. Also, overall, most of the films leave an implication that gender is not very important to the point of being a practically genderless society. Everyone in these movies is too stressed and too busy working under late, late stage capitalism. My point is that Ellen Ripley is definitely (however unintentionally) agender"

PROPAGANDA FOR HERBERT:

"His short king stature and intimate knowledge of human anatomy all point to a guy who did his own top surgery in the backyard at age fifteen"

"The entirety of the speech in bride of reanimator about defying god sums it up."

"He's a mad scientist so automatically transgender. Also he reanimates corpses. With glowing green goo (testosterone allegory). Also he has autism in his eyes and homosexuality in his heart"

[normieauaskblog]

Big yap post time!! Get comfortable!! And we are finally getting into the rough stuff.

I promise I will make a comic soon, but for now, the gangs' parents and their stories :]

Cw: Mentions of religious trauma, child abuse, drug/alcohol abuse, death.

NORMIE AU PARENTS

《~~~~》

Victoria Stone, the mother of Eddward Stone. She was widowed when Edd was about 6, having to take care of him all by herself while juggling 3 jobs. Despite everything, she was never a bad mom.

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Cecilia Vincent, mother of Matthew Vincent. Retired Model of Paris fame, when Matt was only 3, she left her husband and moved to the UK to start a new life. After such an easy time leaving her husband and country, Cecilia felt as though she had been saved by god and became an incredibly devoted Christian.

Cecilia drove Matt from sinning, costing him his freedom and happiness, and allowed her priest to verbally berate Matt in front of the entire service. One day, she caught Matt in his room being physically intimate with his friend Tord. She didn't hesitate to condemn him for participating in homosexual behavior and hanging around a gay person.

After sending Matt to a conversion camp for over a year, he turned 18 and never spoke to her again, opting to move in with his friends.

《~~~~》

Hunter Thompson, Thomas Thompson, and Jonathan Thompsons father. After accidentally knocking up a girl who went to his high school, he tried to be present in the childs life while finishing his senior year. He ended up knocking her up again when Tom was 2, and due to complications during birth, she passed away and left him with two very young children.

After a year of trying to figure out how take care of the children, he just gave up, opting to leaving the two alone for hours at a time, getting high, and screaming at them if they bothered him. One day, when Tom was 5 and Jon was 3, Hunter had gotten aggravated with Tom and had locked him out of the house.

After walking 15 minutes alone, barefoot in the cold, Tom went to his best friend Edds house, where Victoria took care of him and called the police. Hunter was arrested the same night, and Tom and Jon were taken by CPS.

Ivory and Enver Travers, the foster parents to Thomas Thompson and Jon Thompson. Immigrants from Turkey, who wanted nothing more than to help troubled children. They received a very traumatized little girl, Thomas(deadname redacted) Thompson and a very confused Jonathan Thompson. Tom grew to be rude and rebellious, causing increased tension and stress onto Ivory and Enver. Despite it all, they both remain proud of how their two boys turned out.

《~~~~》

Patryck and Paul Andrews, the parents of Tord Andrews. The two met at a festival event. Patryck was a talented lawyer from Poland, and Paul was a veteran from the German military who'd been retired due to an injury that'd left him half blind. After hitting it off and dating for 3 years, they decided to have a child.

Patryck, being transgender, had hormonal issues from taking birth control and testosterone that caused fertility issues. After a long wait, they finally got their miracle child, Tord.

For the first 7 years of Tords life, Paul was an alcoholic. He occasionally would get angry and loud, which ended up leaving Tord with lasting issues with alcohol and being around drunk people. When Tord was 10, Paul had been given an ultimatum and quit.

When Tord left for the army at 19, their home became a safe space for Matt, who had basically become a second son to the two. Despite their age, Paul and Patryck remain active, and just as in love as they were on their first date.

《~~~~》

Yeah Tord is Paul and Pats kids im sorry im cringe :(

[sondheim-girly]

The outsiders as quotes from my friends part 2

what is my search history? It’s, why am I stupid right now, white male names, what to call an infant child -two bit

I like how im commiting homosexual -Ponyboy

In summery of my mood, fuck you Johnny u killed my boyfriend -Cherry

Im so bored -Johnny, Lol that’s gay -ponyboy

I really want to drop kick someone right now -Bev

If I die, sorry bro -Dally

I was in the background dying of death -Johnny

Stop being nepotism Bob  -Ponyboy

I’m $69 fuck you!!!! -Soda

U just grabbed my thigh! I’m sorry, but I only see u as a friend. -two bit to soda

Trees are canonically bald -Ponyboy

you’re a gigabitch -Ace to Bev

*changes font* ooh sexy -ponyboy

What is two bit doing? -ponyboy, Frog twirking -soda

I’m making really gay noises, but just because my back hurts -Darry 

My Uber driver was Batman once -Two bit

I’m stress eating my life -Johnny

Misogyny is my least favorite kind of bread -Cherry

Want a quick guide to feel gayer? Lose your fucking soul -Paul

[lace-coffin]

For when your requests open soon kinda like the child breaking in how do you think the collector would rect to like teens using the hotell as a smoke spot or something also jow that im thinking about it he would just kill them since the start of thr collection it starts by saying he kills anyone and doesn’t discriminate personally i say dang but also i hsve no idea i might be making up everything im typing as i go along hoping your like oh wow this fella this extremely homosexual fella is so right!!!! #guess whos drunk game!!!!!£!

How would Asa Emory react to teens breaking into the hotel to smoke?

I absolutely love this request lmao, from one homo to another u r absolutely so right. I hope u had a good night pookie < 3

Tw for violence and gore

The acrid ashy smell was a dead giveaway before he’d even stepped into the hotel. Teenagers using his hotel as a smoke spot, hadn’t they seen literally any trashy slasher movie? This was a perfect setup to get murdered by a hulking masked man with an axe or whatever the kids were watching these days.

It’s not like he could completely blame them, him having been a teenager once and not above bumming a smoke off other students when the stress got the best off him.

Groaning and dragging a gloved hand down his face, Asa enters the building, pulling the door with more force than necessary and effectively slamming it into the wall in annoyance. It’s not like it was worth being stealthy, these little fucks will be dead soon enough, not like it’s going to matter in the end.

Two hounds sit either side of the collector at his monitor, Allister on the left and Aster on the right, waiting at attention for orders but mostly soaking up the absent minded pats Asa has been giving them whilst focused on the screen.

A group of teenagers, maybe about college age, sit slumped against the filthy walls of the abandoned hotel room smoking, what, he’s not sure, but that’s not relevant. smashed beer bottles litter the floor, glittering under the barley there fluorescent lights.

Disgusting, spilling all that shit over his floors, don’t they know he has art pieces in here that are priceless? Not like they would understand the work that goes behind his beautiful collection.

A pissed off groan escapes Asa’s gritted teeth, the dog’s ears perking at this, shifting to sit slightly more alert. Asa looks down to his pups, tilting his head in thought. He has a good view of the room from here, he may be able to put on a show for himself in the future before finishing them off. Setting the camera’s to ‘record’ he stands, scraping his chair backwards.

Pulling the mask taught by the strings and tying himself in he double checks his hunting knife is where he left it and sets off. Aster and Allister follow happily down the halls, just happy to be included and by their masters side.

The door is slammed open before any of the teens can react, dogs ordered to dispose of the intruders with a shout and hand signal, realistically no matter how well trained his pets are they wouldn’t be able to take down 4 teenagers by themselves. knowing this Asa pulls his knife from his belt, the teens paying no attention to him, solely focused in attempting to either kick the dogs snouts away and detach the muscle deep bite they have lodged into them off or trying to tear the hounds off their screaming and struggling friends.

Grabbing one of the men by the throat the collector slams the stranger against the wall, knife raised at his jugular with intend to slash.

“Y-you don’t have to do this man, we’ll leave ok? We’ll even clean up, fuck just..just let us go and we won’t say shit I promise”

the fear is evident all over this kids face, the desperation gives Asa a sick kick, feelings of superiority and giddiness bubbling up in his chest. the masked man adds more pressure to the knife, enough to break skin and allow a few dribbles of crimson to run down the knife, watching the panic increase ten fold.

Apart from letting out an undignified squeak the teen stops reacting, bracing for the end. How dull. Realising his toy has stopped performing he rips the blade across the soft flesh under him, making it messy and careless. The gasping body slumps against him, no longer able to hold himself through the agony. Asa’s lip curls in disgust, shoving the bleeding body away from himself to crumple to the ground.

Glancing back over it seems the dogs have fatally wounded at least two of the intruders, they aren’t dead yet but regardless they won’t be rushing anywhere in a hurry. The injured strangers flinch in terror as he approaches, before anything can be said Asa’s heavy leather boot is smashing the teens head against the dirty floor as hard as he can, skull making a sickening crunch under the weight of it and sending a wave of euphoria over the killer. He notes his boots will need cleaning later, viscera caught on the laces.

Something about the display must have awakened something primal in the least injured victim, taking off down the hall clumsily, usually he would send a dog to give chase or do it himself but he knows this hotel inside out, there’s a range of traps lining the walls of just that hall, let alone the entire building. Regardless if Asa bothers to follow or not he won’t be making it out alive. As if on cue a guttural scream then groan can be heard. He made it atleast two corridors down, better than most.

Attention now back in the room Asa looks over the last victim, curled up and bleeding into the ratty carpet. Shock probably. No point in making a show of this one, his mind has already checked out. He might make good food for the projects in the basement…you can never be too prepared. Sighing Asa slings the man’s half conscious body over his shoulder without care, whistling for the dogs to follow as he makes the trek to the basement.

[franciskirkland-deleted]

I had to ramble because Antonio is indeed a hard character to write. He's both awful and amazing

PLEASE RAMBLE are u kidding me. rambling is never not welcome this is rambling central. i am nothing if not the village idiot here to rant and rave, if anything u should apologize for enabling me xx <3

this little fucker needs to be trapped in a jar and studied under a microscope... i need to Understand him... he compells me against my own will... he's like a bull who's been castrated.

as a nation-being-person, he's oddly youthful even in comparison to younger nations. he's old as dirt, older than france actually, and still not as mature which is not setting the bar high. he's passive-aggressive and vengeful, but also extremely influential in a positive way? like western society without spanish culture would be so dull.

he's someone who was once immensely powerful but rly isn't anymore and has become, for lack of better words, irrelevant? never to me, but i have literally met grown adults who did not know spain was a country (let alone portugal) i wish i was kidding rn. as a History Enjoyer i can't ignore the fact that spain has a dark past, responsible for everything from colonial imperialism in the 15th century onwards, to brutal fascist reign throughout the 20th century. like tbh, he was once on par with england for being the Worst re: colonization, genocide, exploitation etc. in my honest opinion - while france as an imperial power did some awful shit particularly in africa - england, spain, portugal and the netherlands are by far the worst.

buuut with that all being said. i mostly write human au and i do tend to keep irl tragedies at a distance, while their personalities are still influenced by historical events, at some level ig.

as a human, he's just as complex. he's a fuckboy. he's a himbo. he's a loser (affectionate) and sometimes a loser (derogatory). he's Catholic and debilitatingly homosexual. he's passionate. he is... devastatingly sexy. he is kinda wifey, ngl. he's also kinda socially incompetent but gets away with it bc of his looks. perfect smile... sexy accent... fat ass... grrr i am squeezing him like a stress ball... i have written him as everything from a total manipulative creep to a bumbling fool who just wants his papi. like look at him... if he told me he was just a caked up white boy who never did anything wrong i would believe him... and im italian so he would bear my children.

you can pry my canon divergent spamano from my cold dead hands. pelt me with rotten tomatoes in the town square i dont care.

the bottom line is, spain has no business being this cute, but some way, somehow, he is, so imma go with it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[pitofpraise]

Cyris Stardew au back to the "playing games until 3 am" horrors, curse u minecraft and harvest moon for this, i lub u sm.. creditz: dividers: saradika-graphics ocs: @/lutjansnap stardew portrait maker: Jazzybee & Poltergeister on Itch will to live: blondes haley , lesbians, and malatang hotpot doods under cut :

character design is my weakness but fuck it we ball in this au, the more i think of them, the more i can slowly develop them babeyyy nothing is permanenttt theres also alot of edits to everything i wanted to do but,, i need to remember people i love crumbs,, i love crumbs,, so this is still a cake- anyways Rancher!Cydia and Equestrian!Maris Rancher!Cydia Had a midlife crisis, and opened grandfathers letter to find out shes been clocked as a homosexual by a fellow homiesexual. Bingbangbong, she arrives at the rundown farm and sees another loser lesbian in equestrian gear but no horse, and together they get through the seasons with terrible time and money management Equestrian!Maris Has no fucking horse because shes broke as shit, leaves her small ass town for "bigger things" and ends up in the valley as the 3rd poc person in town, its terrible but its okay because in this hallmark movie she finds something better than high stress, high position and high paying job that she got roped into- and finds,, lesbians. multiple of them, and shes sleeping in the same bed as one, cough.

Farm Shenanigans Cydia is making ends meet by becoming a surprisingly high level fishmonger, and Maris is uh,, making ends meet by digging holes in the beach looking for things to sell, but hey at least they get to cast wistful looks at eachother since theyre on the same beach ( and bed ) My loser core girls, they didnt go to any the social events until they realised they can get higher friendships with the npc and in turn get gifts, so now cyd is making friends with the disaster of a man shane is to get that void chicken egg and maris is giving flowers to the milfs of town to marnie and caroline if its not apparent already, this is definitely a crack AU, im sure theres a tag for this where we uh,, roleplay,, in somewhat character in game and i get to be a lesbian and draw the scenarios out, but this shit better crack me out on the art tree, let me make loser lesbians because i too am one

[thewritcrinme]

The w o r d s m i t h knows that the pen is mightier than the sword, for it shapes minds and moves hearts. -- ChatGPT (bc I couldnt find a good quote so chatty helped me out here)

Lila Pitts blog (small hiatus) || Billy Hargrove blog ||

Some rules:

I'm 30+ working full time and being a full time single parent. I am constantly stressed and I just want to write to have fun and unload my stress. I was going to do a fancy google docs for my muses, but it just didn't work out. But short and sweet:

Be 21+ to interact. Just have fun. I love MxM ships, they're my comfort ships. I ship all my peeps with chemistry and the whole purpose for plots is to end up shipping romantically. If you're not cool with that, no worries I won't force you. I'm just a huge shipwhore.

My writing will involve dark themes - please be wary of that. I don't tag anything either so im sorry. Again, I just want to have fun. Writing is supposed to be for fun. I hope we get to write/plot/brainstorm.

Canon and OC muses under the cut. I need to work on them, but for now just have a short list to see who i'm planning on bringing in.

Merlin - Immortal- Pansexual - Verse dependent .

Powerful Warlock The last Dragonlord **Because he's immortal, I can fit him into any verse. In modern times, I have it that he's a professor teaching History. I am so prepared for reincarnation plots, or even normal professor x student plots if you're into that trope.

Killian Jones - 40 - Bisexual - Verse dependent.

Known as 'Captain Hook' in all the fairy tales. Wasn't born a villain. Abandoned by both his parents. Hell bent on revenge for 200 years and because of that magic, he has kept his youthful appearance.

He'd fit into any verse, be it modern or fantasy. He's a pirate from a fairy tale.

Leopold Fitz - 35 - Bisexual - Verse dependent

-Smartest man ever. Or at least on AoS. -Genius engineer, part of S.H.I.E.L.D. at the Sci-Tech department. -Sarcasm and wit makes up for the lack of muscles, but he's a fighter and will fight to protect his friends and family. Had an abusive dad and a mother who wasn't always there. Grew up to be one of the brightest minds.

Can fit into any fandom - supernatural or normal.

James Beaufort - 23 - Pansexual - Verse dependent

Trust fund baby with a bit of arrogance. However it only comes from the fact that he hides the abuse he endures from his father.

sports and partying, a way he tends to spend his time when he doesn't want to be home.

Nothing that money can't buy; He's a smartass, but once you get through that exterior of arrogance and narcissim, you'll see he's just a kid trying not to anger daddy who will hurt his mother as a way to hurt him.

college/small town plots as well as enemies to lovers trope for this babe? yes?

Wynonna Earp - 40 - Pansexual - Hunter- Verse dependent

Literally the female version of Dean Winchester. Except she protects the Ghost Triangle which she calls home from all Supernatural beings. Has a child, who she had to give away to protect her from the Earp curse. Stays behind to help the sheriff protect her home. loves and cares for her sister dearly, and truly just needs a happy ending for herself but she believes she doesn't deserve it.

Supernatural plots for sure !

Dean Winchester - 40- homosexual - Hunter - Verse dependent.

The ending we all saw didn't happen. Dean and Sam grow up to be old and continue hunting with Castiel as their guardian angel. However, in my verses, he's alive and doing well. Just like wynonna earp, his job is to protect people he cares about and write his own damn ending. Not the one that was written for him.

Supernatural plots for sure, crossover with everyone as long as he gets to be his pie-lovin' monster killin, sarcastic, witty self.

Judith Grimes - 18 - IMPORTANT - she is too young for anything NSFW however I chose to write her simply because I wanted the Grimes family legend to go on. Warrior, fighter, kick ass walker hunter out there to save the world. Verse dependent, will need heavy plotting if things were to get serious in a romantic type of way. Simply bc this teenage girl is out there trying to live as opposed to finding love. So plotting is a must!

Rhiannon Lewis - 28 - Pansexual - contemplating using her or Olivia Cooke-

Sweet serial killer. That's it. That's the plot. I love all the slasher writers coming around. We can do so much murder-esque writing. But I'd love to do something cannon. Someone be AJ to my Rhiannon?

Sam Carpenter (Loomis) - Melissa Barrera - 28 - Scream franchise.

You all, the plots and AUs we can do with Sam. Please let me know if you'd like to plot anything out. Basically the daughter of the notorious serial killer Billy Loomis. Haunted by her father's past.

Ace Hardy - 29 - Nancy Drew fandom- Alex Saxon FC- verse dependent, more on him soon

Veronica Mars - 40 - Kristen Bell FC -Private Eye- verse dependent

Can we pretend that thing didn't happen at all? We know what i'm talking about, right?

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Avery Thomson - Saoirse Ronan FC- 30 - Pansexual

-Girl likes peace. She is shy, she is insecure, she is lonely, but at times she doesn't mind it. She's awkward, but she has great ideas she'd love to let out. Yet no finance to invest in any ideas, so she started a podcast. Works as a secretary for a big company on the weekdays and then works on her podcast during the weekends. She's just waiting for a bit of excitement in her life.

open to any plots really!

Michael Wilson - Andrew Garfield FC- Professor of History- 40

Quiet, shy, but very hard working. Teaches History, loves history, basically a history nerd. Which is why it can open up possibilities to supernatural plots or just rom-com plots.

Damian Miller- 52- CEO-Wentworth Miller FC- Homosexual

Hard working, grew up to provide, but he's always been empty. Very old school and traditional, but that's because he has never found a reason to break the rules.

I'm thinking a tragic trope for him, being a closeted gay who could never fight for the man he loved so he ended up marrying the woman his parents chose. Had 2 children with her, and yet he's never been at peace. He's also my oldest muse if you were interested.

age gap trope/ boss/employee trope honestly whatever you'd like.

Blake Hawthorne- Pansexual- 24-Tom Blythe FC

Troublemaker. Gotten arrested a few times. Loves chaos, probably lands in trouble a lot but that's because he never had a secure homelife. parents were always gone and out of the picture so he had free reign to everything. Probably the type to join protests because he knows he'd get away with it. Freedom fighter for the under privileged which is ironic since he comes from a big family.

He'd be a fun muse. Any trope would do.

David Miller -Archie Renaux FC- 29- pan -

Manipulative little shit that causes too much mischief. The typical bad boy, wants things his way or no way. Overly confident, and thinks he's the best.

Under all of that is just a lot of insecurity. Literally tho open for any trope!

[my-castles-crumbling]

helloo i’m so sorry because i feel like you get this sort of ask all the time but i wanted some advice on how to come out or even if i should come out to my mom

for context- my parents were super into the right-evangelical church scene when i was really young. my dad is still that way, but my mom has shifted more to the middle road. it’s less middle road and more like “you live how you live, i’ll live how i live, i have bigger problems”. im an adult, but i currently live at home when im not at college and will continue to do so for quite a while. i hadn’t even really planned on coming out, because i know my dad would react badly and although i know she wouldn’t tell him, i dont want to stress her out more. i figured it would only come up if there was a long term girlfriend, but that really isn’t in the cards anyway because of my states increase in homophobic legislation

but recently at my parents church, there’s been an increase in casual homophobia/transphobia too, and the sermons are more often than not about avoiding “worldly beliefs” and “correcting” the idea that homosexuality is okay. i’ve always kinda known they were like this, but since i’m also somewhat spiritual/religious, it’s jarring and turns to guilt spirals really fast. because i live at home im expected to go, and if i don’t it upsets my mom and i really don’t like making her life harder. but last week i had a panic attack at work over the guilt spirals, and my mom is trying to figure out what’s causing it. we’re really close, so she knows when im avoiding something and she doesn’t believe any of the half truths ive given her so far. i don’t know how she’ll react though. she’s supportive of my aunt and her wife, and she kinda fought my grandma after she made a “at least she’s not gay” comment about me after i got my first boyfriend, but she’s also called bi and nonbinary people “confused” and has said stuff about traditional marriage being the expectation.

i don’t know if coming out would help, and i dont think i could handle the conversation going poorly. but i dont know what else to do

Hi! God, this sounds awful.

First, please remember that there is nothing to feel guilty for. You are absolutely perfect just the way you are.

When you said you don't know if you can handle the conversation going poorly, that made me nervous. So I'm wondering, is there a way to avoid going to church without coming out? Maybe say you have a lot of schoolwork to focus on? Even say you want to go to a different church? Because I'm thinking, if your parents get mad about that, at least they aren't upset about your identity, they're mad about a made-up reason.

I don't think coming out to your mom at some point is a horrible idea. But I think you should wait until you're out of the house and you have a more secure grasp on the fact that you are allowed to be unapologetically you.

Let me know what you think! Naming you church anon!

[nathanialhowe]

Dragon Age OC Lineup

Richter (Ricky) Cousland. -> Human. Sword & Board Warrior. He / Him. Bisexy. -> Lawful Good/Stupid to Neutral Good pipeline (still stupid) -> Romance: Morrigan but there was a lil something homosexual happening with Alistair for a bit if i'm not mistaken. In the end pragmatic and probably evil coochie won out sorry brother. -> Meat? There's heft. Really big. but hes like shy about it hes like omg? am i packing 12 inches of uncut beef? whaaat. ermmm. do u still like me? 😳

Ricky is ignorant, naive, a little classist, dumb, self-sacrificing, trusting, loyal, brave, spineless in his beliefs cus he thinks he's stupid, and will trust people in positions of power more often than he should. He likes it when people tell him what to believe cus then he doesn't have to do any hard thinking. This changes a lil bit in that he loses faith in a lot of the institutions around Ferelden and the greater world but he still doesn't like to do any big deep thinking about stuff <3 He's also a deadbeat dad and Idt he knows how to parent Kieran very well lmao. he used 2 be rlly uptight abt his appearance/cleanliness until oggie called him a stupid rich pussy and now hes like eh whatever abt being waist deep in hurlock cunt or whateever

Batman Hawke. -> Human. Mage. Iforget what kinds there r in da2. She/Her. -> Chaotic Neutral to Chaotic Good probably probably but shes reluctant to do "good" shit cus she doesnt really want to deal w ppl being like omg youre ms nice woman cus she's a bit of a self-hating poor who will not examine her freshly minted privilege ): I wouldn't say she's easy to manipulate thru appeal to pathos but if you're annoying enough with your sob story she will probably Consider. -> Romance: all of them like i literall had anders t posing in the back of the hawke estate while isabela and hawke rawdogged in the next room over lmaoaaa....Like canonly id say its like BatmanxFenris and Fenris and Batman are also with Isabela and Isabela is ALSO with Merrill. anders is there. idt batman actually recruited anders i think he got all intense on her and she was like damn lets ball ok but then he got too extreme and she was like dude im literally; strugling to care abt mage rights rn can you put a lid on it and then he was just following her around to mansplain why shes wrong. fair. she learned like nine new slurs from him. -> Meat? Biggest. like so big shes like which staff do u need tonight babygirl 😂😎 heyoooo and then gets left at the hanged man

Batman likes money and having stuff. <3 She likes beaing rich but she's really tacky about it. shes grubby and gross and is like im bringing wolfcuts BACK adn its like a shitty mullet <3 she goes into situations like ok explain why this involves me? and leaves while u r talking about ur missing wife or whatever. real "i dont want to talk abt politics at the table" type of shit shes on. i havent thought too hard about batman hawke but shes like passively suicidal but very cool about it and is 6ft and buff and has huge boobs and huge meat. she wants to be mr steals your girl but goes in for the high five at the worst possible time and doesnt realize shes actually the biggest failgirl of all time. i cant stress this enough she is NOT cool. "fake it till u make it" shes saying as shes applying 50lbs of eyeliner in the morning and shes crying but doesnt think u can see and she lies abt why her eyes r all red and says shes just smoking pot again. she should just be working at a waffle house but shes here.

Kronk of House Trevelyan. -> Another Human. Big Surprise. Rift Mage. -> Lawful Neutral to Lawful Evil pipeline but probably he was always a schemer and a social climber. -> Romance: Josephine and Dorian do not make me choose between them but if I'm being honest I don't know who'd want him. probably he fronts as way more kind and charming than he actually is and i DO think when kronk is loyal to someone he is ferociously so. but it takes a lot like that dude had half the inquisition hate his pussy so bad lmao. -> Meat? Yeah He's Got It but also if Kronk could cease to be a person and become, like, god? he'd do it. then meat wouldnt matter. (hes on some crazy copium) Actually he's thick as hell and chunky and all and is built like a brick wall but im going to be brave and say he's probably not packing a crazy amount like ricky and batman and if they ever found out theyd tease him abt it cus hes such an asshole lol

Kronk does bestieship with Vivienne and would destroy people's lives to see his allies in positions of power. he'd declare himself divine if it was possible. he's a self-hating mage and loves the circle. he doesn't necessarily have Faith in the circle OR in institutions but he wants to make it so they benefit Him and doesnt gaf about if theyre hurting other ppl who aren't in his #crew. (his crew is very small cus most ppl cannot stand this dude btw). he threatens to make ppl tranquil for the fuck of it and follows thru most of the time. he'll lie and cheat to make his way to the top but he wont get his own hands dirty <3 he loves knowledge and learning and power <3 he doesn't actually care abt money but he cares about status cus it will create avenues for him to pursue evil magic or whatever the fuck this dude wants. type of guy whos like yeah world domination sounds fun i could do that then he's in control and hes like FUckckkkkkkkkkkk im so bored. ok public execution time! or something. mostly he's a nihilist and doesnt have faith in his fellow man. he wants all the secrets of magic revealed to him <3 he doesnt like templars but hes like fine whatever we can deal if they wanna keep all other mages (NOT ME) under their thumb. "circles are great but u wont catch ME going back to mine!" type of guy. i resent that inquisition suggested the inquisitor was a huge Hawke fan cus kronk would fucking hate her new money ass. like shes just so stupid about things. ricky hates this dude btw their first meeting would come to blows and i think he was like morrigan can u just blow this dude Uppppppppp and she was like erm no. we cannot blow up the inquisitor and ricky was like farkkkkk ok. i just dropped kieran on his head again btw honey what do i do ):

Mingus R. Shepard.

Mingus.

[patchwork-artists]

Ok, them meeting Bendy’s original? 4’8 adult (IM Bendy) meets his 3’0 adult original counterpart (OG/BATDRBendy) (or if you see him as a child. I personally see him as an adult since he’s just the ink Demon in a smaller more cuter ‘innocent’ form.)

Also I like how you break into hyperfication because same LMAO!

oh dude brainy is gonna kill me over this one i gotta move carefully

but. i have a funny vision over BATDR bendy in the same way i have a funny vision over boris seeing sarah in his head (*points* theyre just like me(they're not). im joking of course, i dont hc either of them to have did or anything of the like, but it does mean i see them from a system perspective and i can't help but see this dangerous beast demon suddenly switch into a small vunerable child with a completely different personaly and not think about system littles even if i don't see him having did in the slightest

now. as to how im bendy would react, ignoring the entire "wtf you're me(existential crisis)" part i thiiink. i think it could be somewhere between very stressful and very familiar to im bendy. im bendy is someone who finds his comfortzone at the simplicity of being an older brother, he naturally cares about other people and if someone that is young and needs help comes to him he's going to be kinder he's going to be gentle he raised himself to be this person that toom care of an entire other child while he himself was a child so it comes as naturally as breathing! but the moment this harmless form turns into that beast with that raspy voice and this personally of projecting his own insecurities onto others, bendy's going to be familiar in a bad way because this is absolutely the kind of thing this quest would put him through, either pre labyrithn or post labyrithn he's gonna be tense and attentive and aware of this threat but post labyrithn bendy is going to react more badly because he did get more skilled at self defense fighting in there buuuut he also got thrice as much trauma and self doubt and that ink beast is definitely gonna manage to hit that oneee sensitive spot of "you're a monster just like me".

but i personally prefer to consider more pre-labyrithn bendy for personal reasons, or at least if i'm considering post-labyrithn bendy i'd rather think about how my partner(whatsafelony on ao3 and on the ima/ims) would characterize him because his characterization of him is 👌mwah(if you read the @inkymysteryanimatedpilot 's script the characterizations were heavily changed both because we had a time limit and because he was the one writing, and God did his little changes add charm. never forget the "[clocks in]at least im being paid to argue" line that he added saying "thats something i do on my own job and very bendy coded i need to make him say that"). and i don't think he'd write bendy's guilt this way at all. i can't say for certain how fel would characterize bendy reacting to this conflict, not only because fel is an absolute genius but also because even if i did know i'd just rather let him say it on his own terms. but i think fel's bendy's interaction with both "harmless baby bendy" and "beast/ink demon" would be a tad more complex and messy and honestly human. fel's writing <333333(sorry for being biased i am. homosexual)

[messrsrarchives]

anon secret

okay well i know im homosexual in a way but how do u know what kind of gay u are this is prob a dumb question but uhh uhmm

not dumb at all hello !

i don't, nope. i generally just,,, go by queer? because trying to figure out that label stressed me out. and being trans as well and going through that journey is very much like,,, my gender identity is Me and my sexuality is an Extention of Me so i don't mind not having an definitive label for it

HOWEVER ☝🏻 something that did help me is coming to terms with the fact attraction varies. i didn't go by bi for so long because my attraction wasn't the same to all genders and i was convinced i was faking it which is,,, silly. generally? i'm not too fussed with labels i just like who i like and call it a day

[sanguiiss]

tonight, SEO SANGHYUN of clan TOREADOR hunts for their next meal. the 10TH GENERATION + TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-NINE year-old cainite, embraced when they were twenty-six, will use their disciplines of PRESENCE and AUSPEX to make quick work of their prey. SANGHYUN has pledged their loyalty to the CAMARILLA, and in the wake of the prince’s announcement, they’ve chosen to HONOR the fragile peace he cemented so long ago. 

comes in late with coffee and cookies !!! please excuse my lateness, work has been stressful with other things going on. but hello my name is jae ( she + they, 21+ ) and i am bringing to you, seo sanghyun also known as the clan whip for clan toreador aka the overworked lackey of their clan's primogen ( he's only slightly bitter about it ). i will be reaching out to those who have already dmed me for plotting. we can talk through tumblr ims or feel free to ask for my discord !!!

full name seo sanghyun born 1735 embraced 1761 ( age 26 ) gender identity cis man pronouns he + him sexual orientation homoromantic + homosexual moral alignment lawful neutral mbti estj ( the executive )

𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔.

sanghuyn was born around 1735 during the midde to late joseon era of korea. his mother was a servant turned mistress for the head of a prominent noble family. an illegimate son born among a litany of other half-siblings, all born of his father and his wife for which would put a considerable barrier between him and his siblings.

the memories of his mother are fleeting at best, the sound of her lilting voice as she sang her young babe a lullably cradled in the embrace of her arms. his mother had never been a strong woman, lithe and small, the birth of her son threatened to take her life. the fact that she had survived was a miracle itself, but she never truly recovered and died sometime when sanghyun was a young child, just barely starting to make memories.

without a mother to take care of him, siblings that would have a disdain for him as he was growing up and a father who was too busy to give his youngest son much attention of any kind, for a long time sanghyun did not know the feeling of love. he became much like a ghost in his family's estate, moving quietly but it wasn't as if anyone would care to give notice to him anyways.

music became his only solace in that place as he learned to play instruments of the time period including the zither and fiddle. he had a natural talent, an innate prowess that would have constituted him as a prodigy of music at the time but he was given little to no recognition for his talent. he wasn't surprised by that but couldn't quell the disappointment of it, of finally being good at something but not being seen for it.

in his early twenties he met a man of pale skin, beauty, and a plethora of charm. the man's interest in sanghyun was obvious, his flirtations heavy, and it pulled sanghyun like a moth to a flame. his first real bit of attention from another finally bestowed upon him and it became an intoxicating feeling.

sanghyun became whole and truly enamored with him, leaving his family behind as he was introduced to the hidden world of vampires. he became his lover and was fed his blood to eventually become his ghoul for a number of a years. eventually he was given the choice of the embrace and said yes without question.

decades and centuries passed as sanghyun learned how to be a vampire of clan toreador. his love for music never faded, eventually through time allowing him to learn more instruments to play with the piano becoming his true favorite. eventually his sire would grow tired and give in to his beckoning leaving with a bittersweet goodbye. he left sanghyun behind with gifts and fortune that would become his own.

without his sire, sanghyun could have just continued to live in luxury without much involvement but his loss would spur him on instead. he soon became involved in the carmilla to eventually rise to the position of clan whip. despite the amount of work that has steadily been piled upon him, sanghyun does well in his position and has never not been known to be a hard worker. he will however make faces at his primogen, express his displeasure at being having something else piled on him and roll his eyes at him often.

though he was not hurting for money, sanghyun made several investments in early music entertainment companies that started sprouting up in the early 80s and 90s in south korea. these investments helped companies rise to prominence and as such this means that sanghyun is a silent but powerful shareholder in many companies with his money being able to influence what music is made.

𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙏𝙎.

will they, won't they ( wc on the main / male ) : a romantic attraction that has been going on for decades, maybe even a century. they've danced around each other, flirted heavily, but neither one has truly crossed that line despite the tension between them and how taut the string has been pulled, close to a breaking point. what keeps them apart and why ? and what could finally push them forward ?

close friends : a few people that he has grown close to since his embrace. most likely part of the carmilla but maybe an anarch buddy that makes it difficult when their view points have began to differ ?

enemies, frenemies, a nemesis : with the years comes those who don't always get along with sanghyun, whether they are truly enemies, frenemies when it suits them, or just someone that sanghyun cannot truly stand and every time they're around each they can't stop from criticizing and exchanging jabs at the other.

a childer : sanghyun has only ever embraced one person in his life. for whatever reasons that may be can be discussed but this person is special in sanghyun's life though, definitely a parent/child relationship or perhaps an older sibling/younger sibling relationship.

if anything i'm up for plotting some dynamics out as well !!!

[captwaddledoo]

struggling with the thoughts. gonna put this under the cut for fandom nonsense. fyi pls do some thinkin' if you want to reassure me im like 90% sure this is ocd so that'd be like feeding the troll

alright

i am operating under a certain assumption about literally everyone in the octopath fandom and it's stressing me out, to the point that even having the avatar i have is a point of stress because it is The Incorrect Ship and Literally Everyone ships or is okay with This One Specific Opposing Ship and i don't ship it so that means i am some Fucking Weirdo. i was even afraid that my general octopath posts wouldn't do well because i have Filthy Homosexuality of The Wrong Ship in my avatar even though that's um, proving to be untrue, but god lol this idea is so lodged in my brain

and this morning i woke up with the intense thoughts that i thought ha ha what if this is just an intrinsic part of me that i can never be free from? what if i'm hard coded to be a petty bitch? wonderful! i went to sleep because i didn't want to be alive

idk where i'm going with this this is just where i am atm