#im SORRY EDDIE I NEVER GET YOUR FACE RIGHT PLEASE FORGIVE ME

[lulalulens]

There is no way I am the only one who sees how strongly steddie coded are Evelyn and Rick O'Connell

[h4rring1on]

Could you do something about some of the cheerleaders telling you they saw Eddie cheating on you. Obviously it’s not true but when hellfire members see you crying and you don’t respond to them, they quickly get Eddie, who’s obviously upset as seeing you so upset. But you just keep running away from him and ignoring him, until he finally gets you to talk and asks why you’ve been avoiding him and been so sad. When you tell him he gets you to see that they were lying and just trying to pull the two of you apart because they were bullies, he promises he’d never do anything like that and he loves you and only you

pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader

a/n: hello everyone, i know you guys hate reading these so i’ll make it short, im sorry i haven’t been active now but i’m gonna try coming back! my writing is a little rusty rn so please forgive me if this really sucks

warnings: girls being annoying, hellfire actually being nice in one of my posts for once LMFAO, eddie shocked that you believe some shit like that fr

you were never really popular, or unpopular for that matter, you were just in that middle zone, but sometimes. just sometimes, some girls would try to get under your skin

you didn’t know that though, your friends did, and told you countless times, but you were too nice to believe some girls would be mean to you

eddie was one of those people too, he told you to stay away from them, and he knew just how nice you were, so he was sure you weren’t going to. but nonetheless, he was always there to get them away since you weren’t going to

until one day, he was going to do a deal with someone, so you were left alone. like a deer between lions and coyotes

the girls were quick to go talk to you

“oh my gosh, i love your outfit!” one of the girls said in a high pitched tone

“really?” you said as you closed your locker door, “thanks!” you smiled

“so um, how are you and that frea—eddie.” another girl said

“we’re good, he’s been really nice to me these days, he’s a really good boyfriend” a smile found its way upon your lips again as you thought of him

the girls looked at each other, and then back to you

“i’m sure the other girl thinks so too…” the girl in the middle said

you froze

“what um, what do you mean?” you said, awkwardly smiling at them to be polite

“the other girl? i saw them the other day! he’s like totally cozying up with another girl! if i were you, i’d leave him!” she exaggeratedly said

you couldn’t smile anymore, what could they mean? was eddie really cheating on you?

“oh” was all you said

“sorry girl” she said in a sorrowful tone, which was really just a mask, but how could you know that?

they walked away, and eddie was seen walking across the hall, trying to get to you, but you were quick to go to class early

eddie furrowed his eyebrows, but didn’t think much of it

until during lunch, he waited for you to come sit with him and his friends, but you never showed

“hey” dustin said and sat with the group, “where’s your girl, eddie?”

everyone widened their eyes at him, as a sign to shut up

eddie abruptly got up and left the cafeteria, he was off looking for you, he hadn’t seen you all day, what the hell was going on? it was like every second he got to see you, you’d run and avoid him

you were hiding nearby the school, tears kept blurring your vision, as you sobbed while rocking yourself back and forth, why would eddie do this? he loved you…right?

hellfire were looking for eddie, until they heard a cry, it sounded pretty alarming, they followed the sound to see you there, curled up in a ball, crying

at first, they thought something had happened to you. you grew very close to them during the time you started dating eddie, so they cared about you a lot now

mike and dustin ran to you, asking if you were okay, but all you did was bring your knees up to your chest and hide your face, not bothering to speak

the others went to get eddie, and they stayed with you, trying to get you to talk, but you wouldn’t utter a single sound

eddie was practically running to get to you, thinking something happened to you, once he got there. he saw you, you were hiding and curling in on yourself, it was clear something was wrong, and it upset eddie.

everyone left, and it was just you and him

“can you look at me, baby?” he softly said, you hesitated at first, but slowly lifted your head up. eddie’s heart ached at the sight of your face so sad, your eyes so puffy, you looked miserable. he would never dream of seeing a sight like this.

“what…what happened, sweetheart?” he said as he held your hands, you looked away, not wanting to talk to him, “please, love. talk to me, i can’t have my girl being upset now can i?”

“then why’d you do it eddie?” you snapped

“what?”

“how could you do this?” you yelled, “was i not enough? was i so bad that you had to go find someone else to love on? i loved you, why would you—i don’t want to see your face again! i would never do this to you.”

eddie was shocked. where was the sweet girl he fell for? and what was she talking about? but one thing really got to jinx

“loved? you don’t love me anymore?” he said, heartbroken

“how could i love someone who doesn’t love me back?!”

“of course i love you back! i love you so much you can’t even comprehend it!”

“then why’d you cheat on me. i don’t know if you know this eddie but if you love someone you don’t go seek it from someone else”

“wait what?” he was confused now, “cheat on you? i didn’t cheat on you, why would i do that?”

“i’m not an idiot. casey saw you and some girl the other day, im sick of you acting dumb, i’m leaving” you said, you weren’t even sad now, you were just angry, but he pulled on your arm

“casey? you mean casey and her two slaves?” he raised his eyebrows

you were quiet, and he chuckled

“of course, i leave you for one second and they come running” he spoke to himself, and laughed again, “how many times did i tell you that those girls are trying to get to you, baby? i didn’t cheat on you, i would never even try to think about it.” he softly said

you continued looking at him, a sad look on your face

“please believe me, sweetheart” he said, “besides, how could i cheat on a beautiful girl like you?” he smiled, and you couldn’t help but blush

“you really didn’t?” you innocently said

“of course!” he said, and you were quiet for a while, until you smiled and hugged him tight

“there’s my sweet girl” he smirked and kissed your forehead, “trust me baby, i love you more than you could imagine, they’re just bullies. i only love you, sweet thing”

a/n: this sucked bye anyways GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAINNNN

[loserforeddie]

HI

IM SORRY SHOT IN THE DARK PART TWO IS TAKING SO LONG, BUT HERES A LITTLE SNEAK PEAK

Tw: angst, swearing, EDDIE FEELS HURT :(((

. . .

“Are you just planning to stand outside my house all day, Munson? Waiting to yell at me again?”

He winced at the anger in your voice, although it was well deserved, it still made him feel like shit.

“N-no! I…I came here to…say I’m sorry…”

You stayed silent, watching his face as he sighed slowly.

“I said some really… shitty things. None of which I meant, I really shouldn't have said all that. You didn't deserve it, really, you're sweet and kind, and considerate of other people. You've always been nice to me, and I mean, people aren't nice to me. I shouldn’t have said that to you, I just thought… I thought it was all a joke, seeing your friends, and seeing them laugh at me. It's just… I never thought that someone like you could actually like me… because… because I really like you. and I know I fucked up my chances, and I know I ruined everything. and I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm a fucked up dick, you don't deserve that. I just… I just hope you're okay. don't let a dick like me are you down, Y/N. I was just a stupid jerk, and I'm really sorry. I don’t-I don’t want you to forgive me, because I understand why you’d be so upset, you have every right to be. I just wanna do something, to make up for it, y’know? Anything, Y/N, I just want you to know I’m sorry.”

He fidgeted nervously with his rings, feeling his stomach twist up in nerves.

You stared at him, your eyes sharp and poised.

“Do you mean it?” Your voice was shaky.

“About being sorry? Of course, Y/N, I’m so sor-”

But you cut him off, “No…no about-about liking me.”

He sucked in a heavy breath, bitting down on his lip before responding. “Y-yeah….yeah I really like you, Y/N.”

You stayed silent for a minute.

“I’m sorry Eddie…I don’t-I don’t know what to think. I…I really like you, a lot. But what you said, it really hurt-”

Eddie interrupted you, “I know! I…I know,” he stared into your eyes, gulping down the lump in his throat.

“I know. And I’ll do anything, anything to show how sorry I am. Really, Y/N, please tell me what I can do.”

You bit your lip, “I…I don’t know. Eddie, I think… you should probably leave.”

At your words, Eddie could have sworn his heart broke, his stomach dropped at your words. He could even feel tears well up in his eyes, but he blinked them away.

He wanted to badly to get on his knees, beg you to let him do something, anything, to make it up you. The thought that he made you feel this way, made him feel so shitty he was going partly insane.

But, he wanted to give you what you asked.

“Yeah…yeah I understand…just- if you need me, I’ll be here.”

You nodded, and he could see a small tear drip down your cheek.

“Goodbye, Eddie.”

. . .

ITS COMING SOON I PROMISE

[fuck-goes-on]

Reminder

pairing/s: dio morrissey x f! reader

summary: dio was being a brat, dancing with another girl in front of his mommy, so you take it upon yourself to remind him who he belongs to

warning/s: SMUT 18+ (MOMMY KINK, MMlb dynamics, light bondage, cock slapping, hand jobs, edging, orgasm denial, degradation, praise kink, dacryphilia (crying is arousing)), dom&sub aftercare, comfort, mentioned ricky and eddie

note/s: GODDAMNIT im back to my bullshit again huh, this time we fuckn making dio our BITCH!!! hhh ok all i need to do now is write eddie, and mayhaps all three of them together OTL gif is mine lol

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You were not having a good day. You had missed your bus stop after already being an hour late to work, and to top it all off, you were accused of the mistakes in a large business report you and your coworkers wrote. After a long day of trying to fix whatever went wrong in the said report, Dio, your little devil, dragged you out of the comforts of your home to a nearby club and wind down with him.

The club wasn’t somewhere you would go, but it seemed to please Dio and you thought to yourself, why not just enjoy it? You weren’t needed at home, anyways, with Ricky out with his friends and Eddie at the library to study. And of course, Dio was with you the rest of the night.

He took you to the bar and ordered the both of you some drinks, glancing at you with a grin. You sat in front of him on the stool, leaning back against the bar to see that mischievous glint in his eyes. "Now, isn't this fun, mommy?" He said unabashedly, his hands resting on your thighs as he stood in between your legs. He picked up your drink once it arrived, sniffing it once before handing it to you.

"It's alright," You teased, giving him a half-smile. Sipping on your drink, you take your time scoping out the area. There were multiple bodies on the dance floor, all dancing and swaying to the beat of the songs, and there were groups of people sitting at the booths and the bar. You looked back at him, catching the soft expression on his face before it melted back to his confident persona. "I can see why you and your friends like coming 'round here, it's entertaining and the booze ain't bad either."

Dio glowed at your praise, perking up and broadening his shoulders. "Of course! I wouldn't bring my mommy anywhere that's polluted with a bunch of drones." You shook your head, amused by his words. Leaning in, you pressed a kiss on the edge of his lips, feeling him chase you when you pulled back. He pouted for a second before bringing back his cheshire grin, "Do you want to come dance with me, mommy? I promise you'll have a good time."

"Hmm, I don't know, baby," You said regretfully, "I'm feeling too tired to dance. How about you go and have fun, hm? Mommy will keep an eye on you from here."

You laughed as he harrumphed, knowing that he brought you here solely to show you off, and now he wouldn't get the chance to. Your devil was a popular guy amongst the punk grunge community, that much you knew, but you've never been introduced into it.

Watching him slunk into the crowd, you silently observe him as you drink your liquor. He walked through the crowd as if it would part just for him, and it did. His head was held high, a slight swagger to his walk, and-

He approached a girl, slightly shorter than him, definitely a fan of him by the way she reacted, and led her to the dance floor. You glare daggers into the girl across the room, but mostly directed it into the leather-clad shoulders you were oh so familiar with. Your grip around your glass tightened as he turned her around, her back facing you, so he could catch your eyes as they ground against each other. You throw back your drink, finishing it in two gulps before standing up and stomping your way towards them.

Dio's shit-eating grin grew wider as you got closer, and the little devil had the gall to look pleased when you grab him by the arm and pull him away from the girl. Thankfully, she must've noticed your dark look and scrambled off into the crowd. You seethed at him as he grabbed you by the waist, pulling you flush against his body. "What's the matter, mommy? I thought you wanted me to have fun." He whispered in your ear.

You reached your hand up to run your fingers through his black hair, suddenly gripping it tight and tugging his head backwards. He moaned out loud at the action, an open smirk on his lips you desperately wanted to erase. His eyes were dark as his gaze landed on your tense expression, and you knew then that that was the reaction he was looking for.

"I didn't mean that kind of fun, baby. If I'd known you wanted to be a slut tonight, I would've treated you like one," You growled at him, making him bite his lip to suppress his whimper. You let go of his hair, turning around and start walking towards the exit, knowing Dio would follow you out.

The ride home was fast, your hand clutching at the steering wheel tightly while your other hand held Dio’s just as tight. You felt his eyes on you the entire time, but besides your joined hands, you ignored him completely. 

When you arrive back at the empty home, you had slightly calmed down but still intended to punish Dio. He almost bumped into your back in the hallway of your house after you paused in the middle. "Mommy?" He quietly asked, feeling the shift of your energy.

You turned to face him, eyes hardened, your gaze made him cower. "Go to the bedroom and strip. Hands above your head. Don't touch, or it'll be worse for you. Understand?"

Dio nodded, his breath catching in his throat. But you aren't satisfied with that, so you grabbed his jaw, forcing him to open his mouth. "Y-yes, mommy, I understand."

"Good. Now go." You watched carefully as your devil scrambled up the stairs towards your room, his leather coat flying behind him. You took your time, however, before following him up. After bidding your time by checking things around the house, you finally climbed the stairs and entered your room.

Dio was spread out on top of your pristine sheets, as naked as the day he was born, with his hands above his head. You were pleased that he took your orders seriously for once and hummed in appreciation. His eyes were on you, tracking your every movement and waiting for your next order.

Instead, you reached down underneath the bed to grab the box of toys you shared with your three boys and pulled out a soft strand of rope. You moved to straddle Dio around his chest, far away from his leaking cock. Taking his wrists, you pulled them up and tied them to the headboard. You checked the knots to see if they were tight enough to stop him from moving his hands.

After being satisfied with your work, you shuffled down Dio's body, now sitting between his bare thighs and running your hands against his skin. "You know how this goes, right, baby? Tell me your word."

"Drone, mommy," Dio replied, already sounding breathless and all you did was tie him up. He struggled against his restraints, and when that failed, he bucked his hips down to chase your hand. You tutted and slapped his thigh, hard enough it left a pretty pink mark.

"No, Shane, mommy is going to punish you, so behave," You warned him, amused as he moaned loudly for you. You waited for him to settle down before spitting on your hand to wrap around his cock. Watching him jerk and groan, you kept at a slow rhythm, thumbing at the slit on the red cockhead every time your hand rose. "Do you like that, baby? You like mommy touching you right?"

"Yes! Y-yes, mommy, I love it," Dio hissed out, trying his best not to thrust up into your grip. It was fun seeing him unravel under your touch, how you affected and shook his whole being. It gave you a sense of power, of control over him, and nothing gave you more pleasure than that.

You abruptly pulled your hand away, making him cry out in want. You tsked at him, giving his cock a sharp slap in annoyance. Satisfied with the way he whimpered, you brought your hand back on him, this time tugging him faster and tighter. "Tell me, Shane, who owns this cock? Hm?" You asked darkly, observing how close he was to coming.

"It's yours, mommy- ah, th-this cock is yours!" He swore loudly, orgasm building quickly and eyes focusing on your hand. Growling, you pulled your hand away again, relishing in his sweet cries for more. You slapped his cock, once, twice, watching it bob left and right at the impact.

Grabbing his chin in your other hand, you made Dio look at you straight in the eye before resuming your fast and harsh rubbing. He sobbed pathetically, tears slipping from the corner of his eyes, mouth open wide with lewd sounds coming out of him.

"That's right, baby. This is my cock, so tell me- Why did you let that bitch grind on it? Is mommy not good enough for you anymore? Have to go out and whore yourself out to anybody who wants you?" You pushed his thighs wider apart, leaning your still clothed body as close to Dio as you can. He shook his head frantically, trying to speak and explain himself but before he could, you slap his cock once more. "It's okay baby," You cooed, faking sympathy. "Mommy will just have to remind her cock that it belongs to her only, isn't that right?"

Dio wailed as you keep jerking his cock, his orgasms denied multiple times it almost hurt. He pulled at his restraints, wanting to hold his mommy, but to no avail, he was tied down perfectly to your liking. "Ngh, mommy, mommy- please, I'm sorry, I'll be good, please-"

"Aw, baby, I forgive you," You said as you smiled at him, your hand pulling away from his flushed purple cock yet again, denying him of his pleasure. Thick tears start to streak his face, and you wipe them away with both of your hands. Pressing a kiss on his forehead, you felt him tip his head closer to yours, eyes shining with unshed tears. You soften at the sight of him and meld your lips together in a slow kiss. You licked at his bottom lip, nipping at it lightly and pulled at it as you leaned back. "Are you okay, baby? Still with mommy? You did so well for me, Shane, the best. Mommy will reward you now, okay?"

"Y-yes, thank you, mommy," Dio whimpered out, gasping out loud as your hand makes contact with his sensitive cock for the last time. Your movement is slower now, less tight but good enough to easily bring him to a high. You don't let go as he finally came all over your hand and his stomach, crying out loud at the intensity of his orgasm. "F-fuck! Thank you, thank you, thank you-"

"That's my good boy, taking his punishment so well and remembering his manners. You're so good for me," You mumbled against his temple, pressing soothing kisses at the matted hair and skin there. You reached up to release his wrists from the rope and kissed it lightly. You let Dio rest and relax on the bed as you moved around the room to get lotion and wet tissues.

Sitting next to him, you started rubbing the lotion at the irritated surface of his wrists, soothing it the best you can. You then clean up the mess he made on his belly and your hand and wipe away the tear stains on his cheeks, throwing away the used tissues in the garbage can near your dresser.

Thankfully, Dio calmed down as you took care of him, his breaths going back to a normal pace. You took off your clothes before laying down next to him and smile when he immediately curled into your side. You rubbed his back and stroked his hair, humming a random tune to lull him to sleep.

Before he did, he opened his tired eyes once more to stare up at you. You tilted your head in question, wondering what he has to say.

"You did well too, mommy. You feel better now, right? No more tension?" He asked, and you freeze in surprise. It made sense, Dio using his brattiness for you to let off some steam from your bad day. And he did succeed; You felt infinitely more lighter than you did at the start of the day, and it was because of your little boy.

You softly smile at him, eyes tearing up a bit at his thoughtfulness. "Yes, baby, I feel much better. Thank you for this, love you so much, Shane."

"I love you too, mommy. Now let's sleep, you tired me out." You chuckled and cuddled Dio closer to you, the both of you drifting off to a peaceful slumber.

[weekdaygamers7]

Toontown

                    Rumble

It was cool morning the breeze was beautiful upon. My face I got up had breakfast and went out it was nice little village the people were caring and helpful to one another that afternoon after I had my lunch Lucas came in a hurry whats wrong Lucas I replied Dawn you've just received this letter through your letterbox an uknown person was there don't know the person never seen him but he had ears like a dog or a cat I'm. Not sure I have to check it be careful Dawn don't worry Lucas everything is fine Toontown wasn't far from here maybe a few hrs away its in Hollywood part of LA I live on the Northern Side of LA I went back to the house to find out about the letter I picked it up read it I looked it was a threat if I ever came to toontown I would be killed since the old judge died that's what the story says but rumours say he's still alive and well it's ran by a toon Mafia more sinister then the judge it was a right time to investigate the town Lucas came in what is it Dawn looked at Lucas its nothing just a party invitation ho Lucas said do you want an escort no no Lucas I be fine on my own no need to have a bodyguard to protect me but you do need one since the old judge died and everything changed to bad Lucas I'll be fine OK but call me if anything comes up or if you Land in any danger will do. 

It was roughly about 3hr dive from my house to Hollywood LA

That'll be $128 OK here you go thanx damn expensive taxi there it was everything around me Eddie Valiants office before his retirement the old pub where the weasels and the judge tried to repremend Roger Rabbit then came the ink and paint club it had changed since then it was reverished inside and out looked more modern time to look at the Acme Factory the famous dip machine I went in looked around only to find someone cleaning it what's going on here I thought this was supposed to be Acme Factory it was the guy said now its a cinema where we put on all the old WB and Disney cartoons I didn't like change all that much but this change was big I wonder where the old judge was if he was dead then there's no way of telling him what's happening to the factory so I wanted to find answers and fast so I went across the road and saw a cute little cafe ran by toons and went in what it'll be missy missy I said my names Dawn and I wouldike a soda OK here you go thanks also where is the old judge they all ran in fear 😱 please help me I need your help on locating him I need his help well you can't he's dead he got dipped by his. Own creation survers him right 

Dipped so does that mean he was a toon himself what did they call him yes he was a toon they used to call him Judge Doom so Doom his is name she looked out the window he can't be dead surely after the cafe I went to find an hotel for the night that'll be $898 for the night no for three weeks ho OK thanks it was hard. To sleep that night knowing what judge Doom looked like her mind was racing if he was hot 🔥 the sun came up over LA I was still asleep until I heard a knock at the door hello who is it I replied this is the police we want you to come down town with us OK let. Me get dressed come as you are wait In my dressing gown I look like a right idiot don't worry mam there plenty of idiots where we're going oh great and I'm one of them did you threaten anyone in the cafe huh what no I was asking what had happened to everything like the factory doom don't ever mention that name why not he's a very bad man you mean was or he is meaning he's still alive but someone told me that a toon mafia is doing bad things in toon Town I'm I correct who told you this my friend Lucas well he's wrong no one has ever set foot in toontown for over 65 years wait what are you serious 65 years without doom yes and we don't need him again in our city he did a lot of nasty stuff to our town he tried to destroy toontown Really 😲 yes can I go now yes and remember doom is dead and finished I walked with big sigh of relief 😌 thank god that's over now I can get dressed but all of a sudden I was grabbed by two mafia like men toons I didn't know take her to toontown she knows about doom we'll kill her ho no 😱 

But a guy in a black suit saw the mafia a followed them let me go now you piece of Dog crap take her there I didn't know what or where this place was but it sure wasn't friendly put her there well how are we today Im OK I guess good we've heard you sopping around talking about an old fool called doom he's a judge not a fool I bet he was more intelligent then you guys put together he was until his own creation destroyed him unfortunately no one is going to save you not even that ol doom fellow you know why no one wants you then an arm reached out and protected me what the there was a fight I had a chance to escape I went through the window but was long way from the bottom oh S**t agghh I landed on some bags of rubbish great I didn't even know who that was who saved me I just ran I looked back he might need help so I went back to help him then there was huge explosion 💣 💥 ho no he's dead I was upset that I didn't even get to know who my savior was I didn't know where I was I could find my way out I Was lost and scared this time there was no one around to help me this time all of a sudden a wild dog 🐶 came aggressive with Teeth baring and ready to pounce on me then there was a breeze of wind someone grabbed me took me away let me go he put me down its not safe here you shouldn't be here yes I was kidnapped 🆗 I was taken by the The guy replied toon mafia he how did you know about them I used to run toontown did a lot of robberies and bad stuff in my time even murders ho no please don't hurt me I'm not going to hurt you you're safe with me then tell me your name I really want to know and please come into the light please I can't please you did save my life so I should know the guy who saved my life please the guy came into the light wow yyyour beautiful it was love at first sight thanks tell me your name  🆗 it's Doom Judge Doom 🤯 your thee judge doom you hot 🔥 in slightly attracted to you ho god doom looked at her in a weird way well don't look at me like that cause I'm not interested but Dawn crossed a line she grabbed him and missed him so passionately which he didn't stop 🛑 what the hell was that that was a kiss 😘 where two people like each other they kiss and be happy 😊 I'm I happy 😊 not really you look 😡 but that's what people do when they've saved someone is they fall in love doom looked at her in 🤯 love 😍 what is love 😍 it's romantic feeling emotions builds up I've always wanted to know what it feels like don't you huh no can you leave me alone please Dawn was a bit upset  🆗 fine you don't need me so bye see ya god women but doom didn't relise until it was too late that she didn't know where she was going damn it doom said Dawn wait up what is you don't need me so why don't you just do  1⃣ you're lost arnt you why do you think 🤔 that because you do look lost iam please help he took her back to his place this a nice place it's very roomy have you had anyone girlfriends no one you've Had girlfriend I've already got one ho really yup doom replied that's good feeling a bit hurt doom looked at her do you have a boyfriend who me yes you there's no one else here is there ho no I don't have one not found the right guy yet or maybe he doesn't exist yet looking down at her feet feeling a upset I better leave she might be coming to stay I don't wanna keep you so ill see you doom looked at her he knew he lied about him having a relationship with a girl but he didn't want to admit it dawn I haven't been truthful to you how do you mean I don't have a girl dawn looked at him I didn't want you think I'm an idiot if I didn't he looked down she touched his face 😔 stroked it then kissed him on the mouth youre sweet and cute doom was 🤯 but then he kissed her back they went up to the room and slept 

The next morning she woke up saw doom Was asleep she kissed him on the cheek a smile ☺ came on his face she snuggled with him she kept nuzzling him the there was knock at the door who's that I don't know stay there doom went down it was the mafia toons they talked to doom about dawn we need to know you haven't got her up there I havent doom looked and mouthed at me to hide so I did underneath a window ledge so you haven't seen her nope never I would have killed her myself dawn was 🤯 but why didn't he kill me then looks like the coast is clear thank you for your coparation doom let's go Boyz she was hanging on the ledge ho no doom caught her are you OK you arse what what did I do you would have killed me I didn't mean it I Wass making a conversation with them to save you you should be grateful I did ho yeah like you with your  gun 🔫 and you killed people anyway  that was long time ago 

Yeah right  please don't go I need you dawn turned what did you say I need you dawn looked at doom she hugged him I'm so sorry 🙏 she started to cry  😢 please forgive me doom replied I do they botched kissed each other until dawn phone rang it was Lucas are you OK I'm fine Lucas what's wrong its your mom what's wrong with her she doesn't have much time she's dying dawn looked 🤯 ho no she fell to the floor crying this all my fault doom sat beside her it's not your fault you weren't to know he hugged her he planned to take her back home come on ill take you back they both got out of toontown safely but everyone was scared but doom had more on his mind trying to get Dawn home to say her goodbyes to her mom they both got into his car and he drove for 3hrs to get her home safely there that's the house they both ran in together Lucas came that's judge doom what's he doing here it's ok he's with me it's kinda of a long story where's mom right in here Dawn looked at doom please be here with me I cant do it on my own I be with no matter what come on hi mom shes not been responsive for the past eight hours now doctor came in to keep checking on her but there was no Improvement doom put his hand on dawns she put her head to his chest which made her feel vulnerable at that time the doctor nodded then said I'm  so sorry she's gone dawn hugged doom crying her eyes out doom had no choice he started to cry as well sshhh it'll be  🆗 later that day dawn was sat on a hill with tears in her eyes doom came up to see if she was OK are you OK 🆗 my dear she sighed ill. Miss her she teached me everything I need to know like basic life we had fun we had arguments but we pulled through now I don't what to do anymore doom plucked up the courage well you have me now in you life we'll keep that way forever she looked at him with a smile and hugged him hey doom what do you think about kids doom looked at her in 😲 they're nice I guess they're fun when they want to be I want kids someday not yet cause we need to get married first it'll bee great you'd be a great father anyway she layed on her back looked at him with seductive look of cource ill. Marry you they both kissed each other and hugged now you have a girlfriend 

The end 

@the-toon-magistrate fanfic hope you'll like it

[stateofloveandnegan]

I Just Can’t - Jerry Cantrell

While the last anon doesn't come up with a request, I got one. Would you please write a smut one shot where the reader and Jerry had a not so friendly break-up but they clearly have strong feelings for each other. So maybe after a couple months trying to contact her they meet again by coincidence at a party or something and she finally gives up trying to fight it. Thank you :)

IM SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG

But I’m actually very happy with how this turned out, so I hope you think so too! Enjoy :)

Requested by: @ladyfulton

Warning(s): smut

MASTERLIST

‘Even after four months he still doesn’t know when to stop.’ I think to myself as I decline his call once more.

“Shouldn’t you give him one more chance?” Demri asks me to which I scoff.

I take another long swig of my wine before answering: “He messed up. He had his chance, Dem. I’m not gonna let myself fall for it again.”

She sighs, knowing fully well that I’m right. But then again, she hates seeing me like this; heartbroken, even after four months.

I turn the volume of the tv a bit and lose myself in the awfully bad tv show that’s currently playing. Fortunately it helps set the mood a bit and Demri and I both laugh every now and then.

At midnight Demri decides it’s time to head home and I let her out, “Bye Dem, see you soon.”

“Yeah, and you’ll come to Chris’ party right?” she asks, which causes confusion to enter my face.

I wave it off, “I’ll call him and ask about it, don’t worry. See you!”

And with that, Demri leaves and I turn after closing the door to reach for my phone. I dial Chris’ number and it rings only one of two times before he picks up.

“Cornell household, what can I do for you?” he says in a mocking-tone.

I laugh, “Hey Chris, how are you?” he let’s out an exciting sound when he realises it’s me.

“(Y/N)!! I was just about to give you a call, actually. You’re coming to my party this Friday, aren’t you? I totally forgot to tell you about it, I’m sorry! Can you forgive me, sugar?”

“I was just about to call you about it, Demri just mentioned it and I wanted to make sure if I was invited, but of course, I’ll be there! And quit it with the pet-names, Cornell.”

We both burst into a fit of laughter, “Alright, see you Friday, Chris.” I say before hanging up.

The rest of the week go by in a flash and before I even realise it, it’s Friday already. “Shit!” I mutter to myself at the realisation.

“Dem! Hey!” I practically scream into my phone as soon as it’s picked up. “I need your help, alright. The party is in two hours and I’ve done nothing, yet. Please, help me out here!”

She just chuckles and tells me she’s on her way. I thank her and move over to my wardrobe. There are a couple of dresses that look quite nice for a birthday party. But then again, there are also some nice, tight, pants in there and some nice shirts.

I take out a dress, a pair of pants and a shirt, and some heels and boots to go with it. When I’m about to change, my doorbell rings and I open it to find Demri standing in front of me, already completely dolled up for the party.

I grab her wrist and take her with me to my room, “Soooo, I’ve got this set: these tight pants, this shirt, and the boots.” I tell her, showing her the black, ripped tights, a t-shirt with ‘rock’n’roll’ spelled on it and the black dr martens boots. “Or this dress and these heels.” I say as I show her the black, lace, dress with a pair of matte black, open, heels.

She seems to genuinely think of what I should wear and finally speaks up, “First one, deffo first one.” she says and throws the outfit at me.

“Alright!”

After a good hour and a half, I’m finally done. Clothes hugging my body in a perfect way and make up smoothly on my face. “He won’t know what hit ‘m.” Demri says under her breath.

“What?” I ask since I didn’t hear her very clearly.

Her eyes snap up to meet mine, “Oh, nothing. You look amazing.”

Demri eventually calls Layne to tell him she’ll meet him at the party, ‘cause she’s staying here with me for the time being.

“You know, you’re lucky with Layne, he’s such a sweetheart to you.” I tell her, thinking about how lovey-dovey they can get. She chuckles, “Well, there’s also another side to it, of course. But yes, I’m very happy with him.”

Time flies and before we know it, it’s already time to go to Chris’ place. I get my keys and put them in my purse, along with some money. Before closing my apartment and hopping into Dem’s car.

“There you are!” Chris exclaims when we enter, seemingly a tad bit later than the rest, (we might have had karaoke in the car and didn’t want to stop..)

There are a lot of familiar faces and I greet them all, except for one face I wish I never had to see again. Him calling me was already heavy on me. Seeing him was even worse. Before his eyes meet mine I quickly turn around and walk to the other side of the room, where Chris and Demri are conversing. “Why the hell didn’t you tell me hewould be here?!” I whisper-scream.

They both give me a pained expression, “Because then you probably wouldn’t have come,”

“Damn right I wouldn’t.”

“but you need to have fun, (Y/N). Just have fun tonight, alright? Enjoy yourself again for once.”

I sigh, knowing they’re right. I drop the subject and move over to the kitchen to grab a beer. “You showed up.” a very familiar voice speaks from behind me. A voice I wanted to avoid very dearly.

“Not because you’re here.” I snap without turning around.

I hear him sigh and there’s also a soft thud, probably him putting down his drink on the table. “Don’t be like that, (Y/N), please.” he says in a soft voice, which almost gets to me. Almost.

I finally turn around and my eyes meet his, “Be like what, Jerry? Like I’m done with you? Like I don’t want to talk to you? Well, I don’twant to talk to you. So I’m going to leave this kitchen and you’re going to let me.”

For once, he actually listens to me and lets me leave the kitchen without any more than just looking at me with broken eyes.

The evening goes on pretty alright, without any more encounters with Jerry, I’m actually really having fun for the first time in a while.

My conversation with McCready is cut short when someone taps on my shoulder. I turn to be met with those broken eyes once again.

I turn back to Mike, ignoring the presence behind me, but fail at it as Jerry walks around me and steps in front of me, “I need to talk to you, (Y/N).”

Mike gives me an apologetic smile and walks over to where Eddie is standing. My eyes leave Mike’s retreating figure and snap back to Jerry. “Alright, but not here.” I give in. It’s been so long and when I really think about it, this act of not caring is killing me, ‘cause I do care about him, way too much for my liking.

Jerry grabs my arm gently and walks upstairs into the hall with me following him. The party is going on downstairs, so there isn’t anyone upstairs.

“So, what do you want?” I spat at him, feeling a tad bad for how harsh it sounded.

Jerry sighs, not meeting my eyes, “I miss you. So fucking much, it’s killing me.”

I scoff and he finally meets my eyes, “Maybe you should’ve thought of that a bit sooner.”I say and look away from him.

“I know I should’ve. God you don’t have to tell me that. I’m an idiot, the biggest idiot, for what I did to you. And I’ve tried so hard to get over you, to let you move on, because I know it’s selfish of me to ask you to forgive me, but I’ve realised that I am selfish.”

His words are so sincere and honest that I can’t stay mad at him. “Why did you do it? Why did you have sex with her? My cousin, for fucks sake, Jerry. And to make it even better, on my birthday! What the hell did I do to deserve that?” I desperately ask him, tears already streaming down my face.

Jerry’s hand moves up to my cheek and he brushes the tears away with his thumb, “Nothing. You did absolutely nothing to deserve that. That’s why it makes me even more of a selfish prick to ask you to forgive me. But it was a mistake, (Y/N). I big mistake at that. I was drunk, and I know that’s not an excuse, but I’d never do anything to hurt you on purpose. I love you.”

That was that. Those three words. Those words did it. “You love me?”

“I love you, (Y/N). More than anything. And I guess if I love you, I should let you move on. But I can’t, I genuinely can’t.”

Never had Jerry said those words to you, not even when you were dating.

“You don’t have to say them back, I don’t expect you to. You probably don’t even feel the same, but I had to say it.”

We’re both quiet for a while, just staring at each other. And I’m thinking, about everything he just said.

“What if I did say it back?” I ask quietly.

“You woul- what?” he says, only then realising what I just asked.

“What if I said I loved you too? Because I do, Jerry. After all this time, I still fucking love you. I’ve tried to get over you, but nothing worked.”

For a moment, he says or does nothing, but as the words sink in, he pins me to the wall and crashes his lips against mine in a kiss that tells me just how much he loves me and how much he’s been wanting to do this.

At first I’m hesitant, not knowing if this is really what I want, if I really want to get back into it with him. But the hesitation is soon replaced by hunger and love for the man currently pinning me against the wall with his whole body.

I kiss him back just as eager as he kisses me. Jerry practically drags me into the first room we reach, locking it on our way over to the bed that’s inside. The fact that we’re about to have sex on Chris’ bed doesn’t even bother me. All I want to do right now is make up for lost time.

Both our shirts are somewhere on the ground even before we hit the matrass. “You sure?” Jerry asks as he’s hovering above me.

I let out a chuckle as I smile at him, “You’ve become a gentleman, now?” I ask teasingly. He laughs, but quickly reconnects our lips together, his hands roaming over my whole body and stopping at my waistband. Moving his hand slowly to my zipper, sliding it down, and undoing my button.

His hands slide my pants off, our shoes already being lost, and his hand immediately goes back up to slide off my panties. “God (Y/N), you’re already so wet.” He says as he gently slides a finger through my folds.

I let out a moan and Jerry smirks before kissing me hungrily. His thumb playing with my clit, as one finger slides into me, has me soon as a moaning mess. His fingers are at familiar territory and he knows exactly what to do to make me feel like I’m on cloud nine.

“Jer- God, Jer.” I grunt as he starts pumping, now two fingers, in and out of my roughly. He removes his fingers from inside me and swiftly removes his boxers as well.

His hands are now resting at the side of my head, both on one side. He’s positioning himself between my legs, the tip of his cock teasing against my entrance. He moves himself up a bit, his cock now sliding against my clit, causing me to let out a loud moan.

Jerry chuckles before sliding himself into me completely. I arch my back, the once familiar feeling a bit renewing.

“You alright?” he whispers softly, caressing my cheek with his thumb. I nod and he places a gentle kiss on me lips before thrusting in and out of me. At first, his thrusts are gentle, but as soon as he realises I’m completely adjusted to the feeling of having him inside me, his thrust get harder and harder.

“Jeez, (Y/N) you’re so tight.” Jerry grunts as he keeps pushing in and out of me. A chuckle I let out forms into a moan as he hits my sensitive spot. He places kisses all over my neck and nibbles and bites every now and then.

I feel my orgasm building up in the pit of my stomach “Jer, I’m close-” I tell him and he nods, “Me too, babe. Just let it go, come for me.”

It takes us both only a couple second before it’s done. I scream his name as he screams my name. We ride off our high and he pulls out slowly, collapsing next to me on the bed.

“I’ll never let you go, (Y/N). I’ll never give you another reason for it.” he whisper in my ear while placing his arm around my waist.

“I won’t let you do anything like that ever again, Jer, so don’t worry.” I say and we both chuckle.

The sound of the door opening startles us and Jerry quickly grabs a blanket to cover the both of us. Chris enters the room and as soon as he sees us he freezes.

“I thought you locked to door.” I whisper to Jerry, my eyes not leaving Chris’ figure.

“I guess I was a bit too busy getting us to the bed to check the lock…”

“You guys,” Chris said, while pointing his finger at me and then Jerry, back and forth, “just had sex. In my bed.” he says, more to himself than to us. “IN MY BED!”

Jerry and I share a glance, smiles creeping up on our faces, “Oops?”

[eddiespagheds]

can you please do “i don’t want to hear your excuses anymore” and “how fucking dare you” for the angst prompt thing?? i love your writing and i’ve been craving some good reddie angst. tysm!

oKAy so 1. THANK YOU IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOY MY WRITING💞💞 2. i am SO SO sorry that this has taken so long to come out i just wanted it to be really goOD!! this is sad as shit and i’m so sorry about that, but like aNgSt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i don’t have a title for this and i rlly rlly hope you like it !!! (its 1560 words) also also big thanks to loml dipstopher for readin through it for me!! @ass-gardiann

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The summer of ‘84 is when it all seemed to go wrong for Eddie Kaspbrak. He had come out as gay, and told his best friend, Richie Tozier, that he was in love with him. The Losers were very accepting of him, and a few others in the group have even come out at gay or bi since then, but Richie (being the bisexual disaster he is lmao) didn’t talk to Eddie for an entire week after he told Richie about his feelings, and things haven’t been the same between the two since then.

That was about two years ago, and more than just Eddie and Richie’s relationship has changed since then. Eddie became a star runner on the varsity track team, and he has only remained friends with Mike and Ben because they were also on the track and field team. He hadn’t spoken to the rest of the Losers since he became “popular”, only sending them awkward waves as he walked down the hallway with his girlfriend Great Bowie. Yes, the same Greta that used to make fun of Eddie and would call him a stupid fairy.

Now, he didn’t lie to the Losers when he came out at 15 years old, quite the opposite actually, he was lying about his sexuality now in fear of the response that he’d get from those around him, that they would do what Richie did.

It wasn’t that Eddie didn’t miss the Losers, and that was obvious because of how often he asked Mike and Ben how they were doing. The rest of the Losers missed Eddie just as much as he missed them, but they all knew that Richie would have to be the one to solve the problem. Both boys seemed to be absolute disasters without the other. Richies bad smoking habit only got worse, and Eddie’s anxiety worsened. No matter how upset they were they both knew, deep down that they needed each other to feel complete.

It was a cold day in Derry, and it was only getting colder as sundown approached. Eddie had stayed late after track practice, so he could get a few more laps in. Running cane so natural to Eddie that he never had to think about what he was doing, so he normally thought about whatever was stressing him out which was usually Richie, school, his mom, or all three. Today he was thinking about how Greta had broken up with him for some cooler guy that was on the football team, and Richie because Ben had told him this funny story about how the taller boy fell while attempting to learn a skateboard trick. He smiled, thinking about the grin that Richie probably had plastered on his face after the fall, when he stepped in a rock that he hadn’t noticed and tumbled to the round.

“Aghh” He yelled out in pain. He was sure that he had sprained his ankle. He couldn’t just sit there on the grumpy track, so he picked himself up and began limping to the empty locker room to collect his things, whimpering every few steps as he walked out of the building and begun making his way towards his house when he heard a voice he would never forget.

“Eds?”

The annoyingly wonderful nickname that he hadn’t heard in what felt like forever, and hearing it now made his heart break more than he expected. He froze hoping that if he just ignored it, Richie would go away, but he knew that wouldn’t happen, and deep down, he knew he didn’t want it to. Eddie turned around to face the boy that broke his heart by denying his young heart years prior. Tears stung at his eyes, and he wasn’t sure if it was from the throbbing pain his ankle was exerting, or the overwhelming amount of emotions he was feeling. He slowly turned around, cringing at the amount of pain he was feeling throughout his whole body.

“Eds holy shit are you okay?”

It may have been two years since they had last spoken, but Richie was yet to forget anything about Eddie, knowing fully well that he wasn’t okay. Eddie on the other hand, wasn’t aware of this, and believed he was doing a rather good job at concealing his feelings.

“Yeah, I’m fine, and don’t call me Eds, Richard” He spit our Richie’s name as if he was disgusted by the thought of the other boy, though he wanted nothing more than to be held by him.

“Sorry…Eddie.” He let out, his voice cracking at how much he was hurting in that moment. Eddie was about to walk away, not wanted to deal with the problem he’s avoided for so long anymore than he already has.

“Wait, let me drive you home at least! You can’t walk with your ankle fucked up like that, it’ll only make it worse.” Richie practically yelled out, not wanting Eddie to leave. No matter how hard he tried to put on the facade of someone who didn’t give a fuck, it would almost always falter when it came to the people that were important to him.

Eddie pondered Richie’s offer, knowing that he was right, but he unsure if he was mentally prepared for the awkward car that would be ahead of him if he agreed. After a few moments Eddie finally spoke up.

“Fine.”

The whole car ride Eddie tapped his foot to the loud, nostalgic rock music that Richie was playing while Richie thought up the perfect apology because he couldn’t let Eddie slip out of his hands for the second time. They pulled up to the Kaspbrak house, and Eddie placed his right hand on the door handle to exit the vehicle when Richie placed his large hand over Eddie’s left. Eddie froze not sure how this next conversation was about to play out. Richie took a deep breath before finally speaking.

“Eds I am so sorry I ever hurt you, I just didn’t understand you, my feelings, or anything really. I never meant to hurt you i just-“ Richie was speaking at a rapid pace, but somehow Eddie was able to grasp onto every word. He cut him off when he had finally had enough. He wasn’t sure what was going to come out next, but he didn’t care. He was finally going to let out all of the pent up anger he had let build up.

“Stop it Richie! I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore!” Eddie wanted to be mad, he really did, but that was extremely difficult since he could see the sincerity and utter sadness in Richie’s eyes.

“Eddie I am so sorry, for everything I-” He stopped, the two boys licking eyes. Eddie didn’t speak because he knew that Richie clearly had more to say. “I-I love you Eddie.” He was finally able to choke out what he had been feeling since he was a child, but Eddie only shook his head in disbelief.

“How fucking dare you. What makes you think you can hurt me the way you did, not speak to me for two whole fucking years, and then come back into my life as if nothing happened. Literally so much has happened Rich. You made me cry alone in my room for weeks on end, making me feel like I shouldn’t be who I am. I thought that if anyone were to accept me, it’d be you, but I was naive to that it would be okay in this shitty town we live in.” Eddie was sobbing at this point. His words were full of anger and they mushed together. “You made me feel like…like I shouldn’t love you. Like i couldn’t be your best friend.” Eddie softly let out that last part, half hoping Richie couldn’t hear him over the sounds of his sobs and heavy breathing.

Richie heard every word though, his heart breaking a bit more as he spoke each sad word. Without thinking, Richie unbuckled his seatbelt, and reached across the vehicles, pulling Eddie into a tight embrace, sobbing himself.

“Eddie, I am so sorry I made you feel that way. You don’t deserve that, I just didn’t know how to deal with my own shit. It was never you. You’re perfect Eddie.”

They sat in each other’s arms, crying until Eddie realized that he should get inside before his mother came out looking for him. They separated, looking into each other’s sad eyes for what felt like a lifetime. Richie reached up and wiped away Eddie’s tears with his thumb, and it was just as warm as Eddie remembered. A few years fell down Richie’s face as he admired Eddie’s gorgeous features. He had a feeling Eddie was about to walk out of his life for the second and final time.

“I am so sorry Eddie, and I hope that one day you can bring yourself to forgive me.”

More and more tears began to stream down his pale face he watched the love of his life step out of the car and walk into his house without looking back. Richie sat in his car crying for thirty minutes, not leaving until his vision was finally clear enough for him to drive, not knowing that Eddie sat crying in his home watching him the whole time.

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[nightwingswing]

“My little star” (Riddler x Reader)

Hello! Im back!! 💖

IM SO SO SORRY!!

Please forgive me, please.

I’ve been drepressed for almost all summer and also on an hard writers block for some time and now college just started and its even more stressful than before. Im sorry for the hiatues. Ill try to update as often as i can! I promise!

 For now, I’ll update “The family’s girl” next, following it will come “Stop that wedding!” and in between will come part two of “Notre Dame de Paris” (Hunchback au) So IF YOU STILL HAVENT VOTED for  (STW) and (NDdP) , VOTE NOW!

Requested by Anon!

Request:  We are lacking some Riddler, May v we hey some Eddie lovin' please?

Requested by Anon!

Request:  Could you write a Riddler x Reader? Pethaps he takes them hostage and....? Idk. Take it where you will! Please keep it SFW if you can. Thank you!

He may take you hostage in the future... who knows...he can become quite like Jon in stalker *wink wink* ;))

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💖 Now, Enjoy!! 💖

It was a peaceful Gotham morning in your work, you were the head of the Gotham gazette. Your drive to get as involved as possible in the crime scene is what made you one of the best and more truthful of Gotham’s journalist. You always told the truth of the cases, making you also amongst the most hated people of Gotham.

The truth hurts sometimes.

But it also made you very respected in the hero and villains community. The first ones for your values and honesty, amongst the seconds because you didn’t demonize them. You treated them right.

You could kinda say you had a fan club.

Yep…

A pretty big fan club.

They even have a president!

…

Edward Nygma.

He was a big fan of yours, since you started on your College newspaper. He felt attracted to you on an intellectual level at first. He soaked in your work, drinking every letter as if it was water in a desert. He was so intrigued in meeting you … That knowing your drive to get into the wolf’s mouth you would come directly to his trap.

And he would finally meet you.

Eddie smiled at your new article that shone in his barely lit room.

“Soon…”

///*\\\

“(y/n)! Have you finished the paper in the new rector elections?” One of your coworkers asked.

“Here” You said as you gave her paper. “Parker will bring the photos later this evening.”

“Perfect.” She turned around and ran into the frenzy that was your editorial.

“(l/n)!” Your boss yelled. “Come here, now!”

“Coming boss.” You hurried to the office, a bit worried. Once inside you stood up in front of the table. “Is something wrong?”

“No. But we have received a note. The Riddler is about to strike! And you will be covering up!”

“Yes boss!” You smiled, reading the note. “I’m on it.” You ran to your spot and investigated the Riddler’s movement to discover where we will strike. You received an email that said:

“Riddle me this…Riddle me that…

If you want to find me

Tell me what I am...

·    Until I am measured

I am not known,

Yet how you miss me

When I have flown.

·       I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

 ·       What time belongs to men twice a day?

 ·       At night they come without being fetched,

And by day they are lost without being stolen.

·       Whilst I was engaged in sitting

I spied the dead carrying the living

 Good luck, miss (y/n).

-R

Hmm…quite though…but if you want to find him you have to crack them…

After staying afterhours, you finally cracked the code.

“I got it!” You write down:

·       Time

·       Tomorrow

·       5:14, Upside down on a digital clock it spells “his”

·       Stars

·       Ship

Hm…. this is kinda…like..a meeting place?

Time: Tomorrow at 5:14 pm in the..the Starship! The boat stranded in Gotham!

“Gotcha!” You smirked and write down everything. Then you changed in your pajama and went to sleep.

Tomorrow you were meeting a criminal.

///*\\\

The Riddler was wearing his best suit, ready to meet the little star of Gotham. He grabbed the flower and drive to the boat, the shadows covering him until he made it to the boat. There he set a table and two chairs, a candle and drinks too.

“hm…ready.” He smirked. “I wonder if her mind is capable of matching mines...oh well, I guess we’ll find out!” He sat in the chair, his can on his lap and waited for her.

///*\\\

You arrived at the boat and carefully entered, making your way up.

“Riddler?” You asked.

“Hello Miss (y/n)” He smirked. “Sit down please.”

You entered the place looking around, it gave of a kind of love vibe. You shrugged and sat down.

“What is your plan?” You got your notebook out.

“Wow, down to business, eh?” He smirked and served a glass of (f/d).

“No thank you, and yes, that’s why we are here…no?” You raised an eyebrow and he smirked.

“Indeed. I see you solved my riddles.”

“I did. clever hide your location on riddles. Very your thing”

“Thank you, it was a challenge. See if you can measure to me. I guess you can.” He smirked.

“Thank…you?”     You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Now…I guess you want to know what I am up to?” Edward smirked.

“Well, obviously?” You raised an eyebrow and he smiled, his cheek got a bit redder.

“First, let me tell you, miss (y/n) that you look beautiful tonight! “He got a beautiful (f/f) out of nowhere and gave it to you.

“Oh... thank you…” You smiled and grabbed the flower, smiling and blushing. He smirked and got his bowler hat. “Now…what’s your plan?”

“Well, my beautiful maiden. My plan is and has always been prove I’m smarter than batman.” He shrugged his shoulders. “And destroy him, of course. But for now, I just want to know more about you, my dear. You know, you quite had the fan club back at Arkham.” He smirked.

“Oh? I do?” You felt flattered really. But for some reason, being idolized by the likes of the joker didn’t make you feel really…safe.

“Indeed darling. I, myself am draw to your truthful approach to the news.” His hand came to rest above yours, a charming smile on his face.

“Really? It usually makes me hated.” You looked at his green eyes thought the black mask.

“Nonsense, darling! People can’t stand the truth! You’re better than them! Smarter, more honest!” He said with so much passion as he clutched your hand in his. You blushed at the flattering speech.

“Thank you, Mr. Nygma” You smiled.

“Please, call me Eddie” He smiled loving.

“Okay…Eddie” You smiled.

You two keep talking for hours, exchanging riddles, theories and arguing about hot science topics.

After a wonderful 3-hour chat, he helped you down the boat and to your car. Before you could enter he pulled you flush against him, his hot breath mingled with yours. You blushed, and for some reason, your heartbeat had become faster and your cheeks burned in a blush.

“I like you, my little star...I like you very much…Maybe, maybe we could go out again? Tomorrow? There is a really interesting symposium in Bludhaven…maybe we could go, you know…together?” His cheeks became red as his green eyes looked around, shyly.

“Cute” You though as a smile took place on your lips. “Well…If any nothing comes up…. I don’t see why not.” You smiled.

“YES!” He though. “Perfect! I’ll send you a new note with the place and time!” He smiled exited.

“Great, can’t wait to know what you come up with!” You winked at him, making him blush. “Have a good night, Eddie.”

“Have a good night, (y/n)” He smiled before his eyes widened “(y/n) wait!” he grabbed your hand and pulled you in a sweet, chaste kiss. You froze in place, blushing madly.

As he pulled away a few seconds later, you looked at his dreamy eyes and blushing face.

“Now, Have a sweet night, my beautiful star.” He smiled dreamily, you smiled back.

“Good night” You smiled back and sit inside your car, a silly smile took place on your face and you couldn’t shake the warm feeling off.

“he was pretty cute...” You bit your lip before shaking some sense on your head and drove back to your home, to write that article you had to hand tomorrow.

He smiled one last time on the direction your car took before sitting inside a black car, that took off almost immediately.

“How was it, boss?” One of his lackeys asked.

“Perfect. Now, the other plan starts now.” He smirked evilly as his lackeys smirked back.

“Batman won’t know from where the hit came!” One of his crooks laughed.

“Down, down,down,down!” They cheered. 

Eddie thoughts drove of the cheering crew and to your beautiful smile, your soft luscious (h/c) hair. Yous beautiful mind, your enchanting eyes…he sighs dreamily….

“SHE’S SO PERFECT…GOSH I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I KISSED HER!” Eddie smiled and licked his lip, he could still taste your lip balm. “SUCK IT PENGUIN! SHE LIKES ME! SUCK IT HARLEY! I KISSED HER FIRST!” Eddie cheered himself. “SHES SO SMART! SHE CRACKED MY RIDDLES! HIGH LEVEL RIDDLES! SHE DESERVES MY LOVE! SHE DESERVES TO BE ON MY SIDE! SHE WILL ME MY QUEEN!!”

“Down, down,down,down! YAY!” They cheered loudly.

Edward smirked.” Easy boys…” He looked outside his tinted windows to see the characteristic shadow of the bat and his Robin jump in the direction they just came from.

Eddie smirked evilly.

“Riddle me this, riddle me that…who is afraid of the big, black, bat?”  

///*\\\

Bonus!

Meanwhile, at Arkham Asylum:

“THAT GREEN ASSHOLE THINKS HE CAN DESTROY THE BAT, TAKE GOTHAM AS HIS OWN AND TAKE THAT PLESURE FROM ME?! NO FUCKING WAY!” The joker screamed as he his fist against the bulletproof crystal as the other inmates looked at him with a bit of fear. “IM SICK OF HIM! OF HIS FREAKING ANNOYING RIDDLES!.unless…” The manic grin on the joker face became crazier as he let out a more than usual, manic cackle that sounded in all Arkham. “He thinks riddles are funnier than jokes? Hahahahahaha well see about that!” The Joker banged his blood-stained hands on the clean crystal, imprinting his handprints in it.

His catlike smirk widened, almost splitting his face in half.

“This is war.”

(so...Want a part two?)

[randisnotonfire-blog]

Just a bit out of my league Pt.3 Stan Uris X Reader/Henry Bowers X Reader Modern AU

 Summary: (Also I changed this btw) Drama, drama, and more drama is all that can describe the messy Tozier family right now. Y/n is still battling whether or not to leave Henry just for the sake of her safety. You and Richie’s mom is deciding if she wants to really send Richie off to a mental institution because she found out about his friend group and him trying to kill Pennywise. Even with forgiveness this will all end in tears and heartbreakers doing the usual; heartbreaking. Henry had apologized to Y/n but their relationship is at stake mainly from the fighting. Stan, oh poor Stan. Forever stuck in the friendzone Stan ends up telling Y/n the truth causing an, already, horrible triangle between Y/n, Henry, and Stan himself in Pt.4!

Song: Out of my league by Fitz and the Tantrums and DNA by Lia Marie Johnson bc these both fit the theme PERFECTLY

Warnings: Fluff, angst, depressing parts, cursing, underage drinking, not taking advantage of people, some humor, family drama

A/n:Okay so I do but I don’t have writers block atm so thats sucks (Insert dick joke bc I am a walking female version of Richie Tozier) but eh at least I get to write for a bit anyways x3 also the drama in this kind of but doesn’t remind of Stranger Things season 2 but like I am still flipping my shit bc season 2 comes out in 15 days so like ye also SO SO SO sorry if Henry and anybody else is like super oc (Original character)

    If you are sensitive to family and love drama then please don’t read,                                                        You have been warned

    (Not my photo I just found it on ye old internet but like this fits one of the scenes in Pt.3 lol)

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    You don’t even know why Henry had skipped the rest of school today but it just happened. He seemed off, ever since that fight he backed off a bit but it was still a ‘okay’ relationship. When you walked home you found your mom sitting at the dining room table with Richie talking about stuff… “Richie I really do think it would be a good idea for you to be in a mental institution sweetie” Your mom sounded off…different. She didn’t sound like the alcoholic she was. You walked up to the entry way but you were in the position of not being seen unless you moved somewhere different. “Mom seriously I am fine” “No Richie you need to leave!” she said her voice cracking from being stressed. You felt heavy tears trying to release from your soft emerald green eyes but you tried to fight it. “Just fight back the truth” you thought to yourself. “Mom! I am perfectly fine here! Remember we only moved here so Y/n would be better about everything! And to get away from fucking dad..” Richie said loudly but softly saying the last part about your dad. “Richie…-” before your mom could finish talking Richie got up and left the table. Leaving the house to just you and your mom.  “Mom..” you said walking to the seat Richie had been sitting at. “You saw everything” you nodded then took a seat at the table. “It’s going to be fine..trust me” you gave her a pain killing smile and she broke down and her flustered cheeks filled with heavy crystal blue tears. You closed your heavy lids then she got up and left the room. “Mom wait” You said somewhat softly knowingly that she wouldn’t be able to hear you. “Love you…” you spoke in a whisper tone, letting the tears flood you ran your hands through your hair and started to full on cry. 

              The next morning you woke up in your bed, which you don’t even remember getting in here. You had woken up from a nightmare but thankfully it was Saturday morning. Sitting up in bed you looked around and to your surprise you were still wearing last night’s clothes. Then you noticed Henry, he was sitting at your bay window looking out at the fall leaves. “How did you get in here…?” You said then his head quickly turned to look at you. “You called me to get here” he mumbled but you could still understand him. “And then what happened?” you said fully clueless. “As I said you called me, you said about some spare key in a bush. Then when I got here it looked like you got into some of your mom’s alcohol…So I had to carry you up here because your mom would be pissed if she saw you like that” he said as he walked over to your bed and sat down next to you. “Y/n you know it’s okay that you did that” “No it’s not” you shook your head then looked at him in the eye. “Don’t tell anyone, promise?” you said then he smiled back and said “Promise”. Then the next thing I knew, my hand was on his shoulder and my face was close to Henry’s. It was like some sort of “Kiss-me” body language. I didn’t want it to seem as if we both took advantage of the situation but he went for it. Then his cheek was against mine, I knew it was now or never actually have my first kiss like this with him. But the thought of us making out after a night of me drinking alcohol was too much, So I said the first mood-killing thing that popped in my head. “I-I think Richie might be aw-” he ignored me trying to get out of this. Henry was obviously the one to be like this but it still was mixed feelings for me. Our worlds collided as soon as we met in a different way. The door than swung open to reveal Richie complaining that he is hungry. “What the fu-!” he yelled then in a natural instinct, for when your brother walks in on you fucking making out with your boyfriend,you jumped up letting go of him.

     “Why aRE YOU HERE HENRY!” Richie yelled. The face you gave him was “Shut up and is mom home??” he nodded “Yeah she is home” just from knowing. “Get out!” you yelled back at him. “Fine!” Richie said putting his hands up then slammed the door shut and walked away. You got up and walked over to change into something different, Henry quickly went on his phone just to distract him from staring at you. 

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  “Hey Henry, how is your dad sweetie?” your mom asked when she saw you and Henry walking downstairs into the kitchen. “He is doing okay Mrs.Tozier” he smiled through the lie he told your mom then let go of your hand so you could sit down at the dinner table. Then Richie came barreling in wearing super baggy navy green jeans and a band shirt. “Are you seriously going to be wearing that today?” you said as you were putting your hair up in a high ponytail. “Yes I am Y/n” he said as he sat down next to you. “Mom is it okay if Eddie and maybe Stan comes over today?” Richie spoke up once he set down his phone so he could start eating the breakfast your mom made. Everything was weird and different. It was almost like a normal family, your mom actually made breakfast and wasn’t wasting her time drinking away her problems, Richie actually acted like the typical little brother and wasn’t cursing 24/7. But it was nice for once. You caught Henry staring at you, when you looked over at you he smiled. “what the aCTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON” you thought yourself. Am I losing my mind?? You looked around to see if there was any alcohol bottles anywhere but one was to be found in the trash, it was full. “Sorry but yes they can come over Richie” your mom said softly. She walked over to turn off the TV, walked back and placed the food on the dinner table, then sat down. “Well this is different” you mumbled. “Y/n are you okay?” Richie looked over at you. “No I am not okay Richie” “Watch the attitude” Your mom spoke up. Henry was ignoring everything and just eating everything on his plate. “Y/n?” Henry said,you gave him a soft ‘mhm’ “Mrs. Tozier, is it okay if me and Y/n go out for a bit?” “Sure just if you guys are staying out late she needs to be home by around 7pm” Henry nodded, grabbed his belongings then took you by the hand and left. 

    “I n-need to tell you something” Henry said as he took a deep sigh. When you two were holding hands he looked you in the eyes, you both ended up stopping by the bridge. “You can tell me anything Henry” he nodded. “Don’t tell anyone please.” You nodded. “I k-killed him…” you were shocked by this. “Who is him?” you said softly. “My dad” he muttered in a somewhat mad tone. “Henry I can’t hear you, please speak up baby” you said as you looked at his guilty face. “I said I killed my dad!” he said loudly. You closed your eyes, “Can you please just walk me home, the sun is setting..” you fought off any sadness you felt for his dad because his dad was a total asshole. You started walking back home but Henry stopped you, “Please Y/n don’t leave me. I’m safe to be around, you’re safe” he said the last part in a almost non audible tone. “Henry I know it’s just- I need to get home” Henry shook his head. “You can walk yourself home” he said as he went opposite directions home. You sighed and walked yourself home. 

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  “Mom I’m home!” You called out as you closed the door. “No you need to leave Went! (According to WIKI fucking WIKI for Stephen king’s movies and books lmao it said that Richie’s dad’s name is Wentworth Tozier so like correct me if im wrong in the comments) the kids do not want to fucking see you!” Your mom shouted at the top of her lungs. Then you heard a glass bottle shatter. You flinched slightly and walked up to the kitchen walk way. You hid yourself but only you could see what was going on. “If you already have another fucking girlfriend then you need to pack your shit and leave!” Your mom screamed. You saw the broken glass bottle, it was a wine bottle, then you saw a non-broken bottle sitting on the table. “I will leave when I fucking want to leave Maggie!” Your dad screamed back at her (Maggie is Richie’s mum just to clear that up too) you hated seeing them both like this. But you couldn’t help wonder, how did it go from normal mom to your mom and dad both fighting. This hadn’t happened since Richie was in elementary school. Almost 4 years ago… You snapped back into reality when you felt a hand on your shoulder, in reaction you turned around and it was Richie. “We should go up to our rooms…” “Why?” and as if on cue: “I’m calling the fucking cops!” Your mom screamed. “That’s why” Richie said as he pointed at your mom. “Y-yeah..” You said as you both rushed upstairs.

     “Why does this all have to happen Y/n” Richie said, you had both been sitting in your room on the floor. He had his head resting on your shoulder, it felt like forever since you both had to do this. Just listening to the screams and the cop sirens felt too real, “It’s going to be fine Richie” you closed your eyes and reminded yourself not to cry since you and Richie both had already been crying over all that has happened. “No it won’t and you know it won’t too Y/n” he spoke heartbreaking words. Then Richie’s phone started going off, Bill had a request to face time. Richie quickly lifted his head up off of your shoulder then answered the facetime call. “Hey Bill” Richie said with a pain-killing smile. “Why are you in your sister’s room…” Bill said after he took a sip from his water bottle. “uh-” “It’s fine Bill, I’m up here with him” You interrupted him because you knew it made him pissed off a bit. “Shut up” Richie said. You giggled a bit causing Richie to roll his eyes. “Is that Y/n” Stan whispered to Bill but you could both hear him on the other line. “Yeah, why?” Bill said. Then Stan sent him a text saying that he liked Y/n, when Bill looked at the text he nearly choked on his drink. “OH YEAH BECAUSE OF HIS FISH” Bill said trying to not blow his cover. Then Stan appeared on the screen. “Hey Y/n, Richie” he said with a nervous laugh. “Wait why do i hear police sirens! RICHIE Y/N ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY!?” Eddie then yelled since he was having a sleepover with Bill and Stan. “Yeah it’s just ya know…local kid threw a rock…at my window…” You said and looked at Richie, “Yeah it was some psycho!” “I doubt that Richie” Stan said with a bland expression on his face. “Whatever” 

                                      To be,

                                                       Continued 

@lovertozier 

[taiey]

The continuing adventures of “taiey writes liveblogs that probably only make sense with a transcript of the movie to line it up with”.

no peter please don't go after him

he really does get the most dramatic lines—ooh, green reflection in the window!

wow, that's. She really does ask for validation a lot of times

:((( this whole goblin kit thing is really elaborate? like, i thought you would've failed science. there is mechanical engineering. and chemical. for bombs.

That's a really, really stable spider web that is also flexible enough to support them without clinging, at that angle

[obligatory evil meteor mention]

Surprisingly evil-looking mail delivery guy! Uuunless you're her dad and you live here or. Oh, okay.

Oh, May.

But, like, no pressure or anything.

!!! her ring.

ahh evil evil scooter. of evil.

Harry this is not a good way to have an honest conversation. Stop punching your friend. No, I don't care that you're in costume, he's not, that makes it—DON'T STAB HIM!

I guess by the time your friend is yelling at you about his father, while wearing his green goblin costume and standing on his green goblin scooty-fly, it is acceptable to tell your friend his father was the green goblin, despite said father's dying request.

Dude! Attempts at vengeance on your best friend for murder of your father are NOT an excuse for massive property damage! I hope you pay for the repairs OH AND ALSO did no one get hurt by that massive shower of bricks onto a busy street??

"I'm still here! And now I have a lightsaber!"

oh no what if your new superpowers don't cover falling from heights? (I'm sure they do, I know he dies at the end of the movie.)

I wonder, again, if Peter took him out of the goblin costume first. like. awkward.

Wait, what? I thought when that guy jumped/fell out a window he died.

There's marshland in New York? With a terribly ill-secured particle physics laboratory?

OH MY GOODNESS YOU GUYS, YOU'RE TERRIBLE! you can't even check how much mass is in the reactor? How many birds with superpowers does New York have now?

Also awkward: imagine if those cops had gotten there slightly differently and fallen into the spinny thing toooo...

Go. See. Him. and hope maybe he doesn't remember you're spiderman if he doesn't remember you saved his liiiffffe  (oh, good.)

Hey, Peter, you maybe want to. idk. Tell MJ. Some relevant facts, about her friends and his father and.

yikes that's some horrifying sand movement. like. yeeesh no.

Oh... your hand cannot pick up your daughter's locket. :( —yes! go hand, reformed hand! Woohoo! :D

Hey, nice green-ing, sand. Good job. Stripy and everything.

Yeah dude no. Don't start talking about spidey now. The other stuff was kinda okay but not, well.

Okay so when there's a large metal beam swinging about nearby your window... maybe... not? with the walking towards it?

Man, what is wrong with this crane?

you did not pick a good guy to insult peter parker to, whatsyaname. eddy. Ed. idk.

“YOU TELL MY WIFE thank you.” heh. Slight, teeny, tiny, character development, I love.

He didn't see you there, I didn't see you with a camera. Where'd you get the camera from, Pete?

Ed. Shut up. He's paying you $50 for a front page shot, he does not value anything about you.

Like, that could be a conflict for Peter, ‘i could stage that and get a steady job’ buut I already know the plot of this movie and can kinda guess how Edward gets that shot.

That is an excellent Stan Lee cameo.

...how much... exactly... has harry lost of his memory... if he doesn't know he has money...

SUPER EVIL REFLEXES!!

...oh, Mary Jane.

...oh no don't you be jealous.

This'd be a really awkward parade thing if he decided to not in faaact show up oh no. Oh, no. Oh, man.

Wow, that sure is a conveniently placed "Sand & Stone" truck. Where'd you get that shovel?

Wow, bullets work surprisingly well considering he's made. of sand.

[obligatory note of happiness about the MJ&Harry bit. and. honesty.]

dude put yer mask back on

ehhhh look the thing about the humble never-asks-to-be-thanked thing is that it doesn't work when. this.

Oh my goodness he asks her? He suggests it?? Peter, no!

"No, Spider Man, no!" I relate to this kid.

like, i've seen gifs ofit, that shekissed him but i did not realise he aSKS HER TO

Yeah, same, Mary Jane!

haha but maybe this time mary jane won't be kidnapped

The sand is now driving a truck. Poorly.

Yeeeesh no, stop, no, ~sheriff~? You’re not.

tbh what if you just. Let him take the money. So much property damage going on here. So very much.

WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T KISS SOMEONE. WHILE PREPARING TO PROPOSE TO SOMEONE ELSE. WHAT. IF.

This guy... is gonna end up bringing you that ring at the worst possible moment during your inevitable argument. Isn't he. Isn't he, Peter.

You could also try telling him you got fired, MJ. He knows that feeling! Kind of.

...not that you should say that, Peter. 'cause it's kind of only kinda.

how have you not noticed how terribly your spider man/actress analogies go over. every single time.

Like in a literary sense it's kinda cool, there are parallels between their experiences, kinda... BUT NOT RIGHT nooow

shhuuuttt uppp (this is all like 5 seconds, i just keep. pausing.)

Hey, what could make Mary Jane feel worse right now? ENTER GWEN STACY.

ENTER GWEN STACY TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE KISSED SPIDERMAN

“Who kisses Spiderman?? :D” "Me. Most days. When I'm not mad at him for beiNG TERRIBLE."

I. I'm not sure. like. what the point of that question is. There is no good answer.

No. He did not, MJ. He had idea how it would make you feel, because BOY I DUNNO.

um. usher guy. no. SHE JUST LEFT, WHY WOULD YOU SEND THE CHAMpagne in anyway, whyy

Beep!

Oh, hey! I was right! That other guy did die, probably ...aand it wasn't your fault. technically.

We chased down the wrong guy?

Pfff.

Yeah so I think so far he really hasn't killed anyone. Not counting Norman or Ock on technicalities.

Does he feel guilty? About you or about... okay, don't say "I don't need you" to Mary Jane Watson. That's a bad idea.

The evil ooze has been hanging out in your bedroom for ?? weeks and it's only now that it attacks you? infects. thing.

"Hey, this was a lot quicker than last time I made a new costume."

Spiderman is just, like, an accepted traffic hazard by now, right?

Oh, I'm so glad he's being suspicious of the black goop.

...you're not a biologist, but you can recognise a symbiote on a molecular level in minutes when it's AN ALIEN.

dude please realise you look super evil now. even to —haha like you shouldn't smash people's cameras but also haha

"Little did Spiderman know, I have TWO cameras!"

OK I'll admit the black is legitimately good for hiding on dark ceilings

TRAIN ASSISTED WEB KICK!

oh gosh the body horror from this sand thing—hope that pipe wasn't important--ooh, water works.

...also hope this large tank of pressurised water isn't important and won't flood annnything else.

EVIL HAIR-PULLING-DOWN

...that's... kinda a valid point? but. I mean sure, he should fix the door, probably, just not being polite

Hey, Peter, you made a good decision! Nice! AND STAY OFF.

Aunt May isn't having any of this "murder can be good" stuff.

revenge == the symbiote ??

Waitress/Singer is a job? ...also maybe you should tell your boyfriend about thi—Harry paints? Cool!

(Does Harry know that MJ's dating Peter?)

Yell at people and they offer you oranges?

Hee Ursula! :D

He also cooks! And they dance!

M. J. Do not. Noooooo whyy

oh no. noo. different no. :((( no. Please, Harry. Keep your eyes off 'the ball' and ahhh—hey, there's that scene that wasn't in the VHS version.

Harry?? This is like 20% of the reason you wear a mask, dude!

whiiiplaaash oh my goodness ahh poor Mary Jane.

:((( see this is the kind of quality anguish you can get when you don't just discriminately kidnap, other supervillains take note

pete. pete. pe ter par ker. "I'm breaking up with you" is not. in fact. a good segue to "Let's get married"

Took them three movies but they finally made acting plot relevant. It's not! that hard!

AND THEN. YOU GO BACK TO PETER. AND PRETEND TO BE HIS AMNESIAC BEST FRIEND oh my goodness and then you use her omitive lie about the shoW AND THEN WE GO FULL SM1

“but. but she broke up with *you*, because she was in love with *me*. !!”

what. Why are. you winking?

Bright green coffee sign!

nooo. emotional anguish---->TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICES

Right, Harry, overall—because I mean high marks for ingenuity and not-kidnapping, but—you're really lacking on the follow through here, like for keeping up the act. And wow that is a lot alcohol in front of you.

Harry please notice the ominous black spidey suit. Please. Soon.

harry im not sure you've noticed but you have blades. on. ur arm.

Takes symbiote!Pete to point out the obvious: that Norman.didn't.deserve you.

Kinda funny how after all that the picture in question is not, in fact, of Peter actually doing anything wrong.

OH MY GOODNESS, IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED? IT'S not even actually symby-spidey?

Yeah, no, Ed. I can forgive a lot of things. But reposts with the watermarks edited out? Not that.

hahahah

Symby-Pete likes Ursula's food?   . . .ah

*hair flick*

water doesn't kill him forever. :o

OH MAN PETER NO.

symbiote-Pete spends money recklessly.

Oh man, Gwen is so nice.

...alien meteor ooze teaches you to play jazz piano? ...and dance?

blonde hair and the black headband and their clothes and his hair and her earrings... it's a Look.

GWEN STACY IS SO NICE! ("That was all for her? I'm so sorry.")

NO.

get. out.

geddoouutt

"Who are you?" "Well, Mary Jane, I reckon I'm the exact feeling of a church spire silhouetted against the storm clouds, as lightning crashes in the background."

okay so eddy, brocky, rock boy. don't pray to God to kill people. Don't... don't do that.

How. Exactly. Do you recognise the face of a guy you barely know, four floors up, while he's tearing an alien ooze suit off his skin.

oh no his hair's still black

Continuing adventures of That Awful Door.

I hope Aunt May knows he's Spider man, because otherwise there is just waaay too much backstory to explain here.

I think she also wants him to keep the ring so she doesn't have to wear it.

“Spiderman... didn't have those teeth last time... right?”

Maybe not? with the watching her through her window? Also considering last time your saw her in person you hit her maybe not do that first part in person, perhaps.

"On Broad-way."

...you also locked the normal one away? Or, no, that was earlier this night. You just were using the evil one, and stowed that away. ok. gotcha.

Harry! Harry, you could do. a good. ...oh no. peter don't come also what happened to his face??

:(((

OH MAN. BERNARD! i don't think this is gonna work. but. thank you. for. saying that. [it worked!:D]

what happened to your face do you still have superpowers if you're not healing.

It's the real spiderman! He stopped in front of an american flag for a sec!

this reporter overuses the word 'seemed'

Brick!

you're stiiilll fallling

Listen MJ most of the webbing is really strong, you can actually move along it and even if you fall through one level you've got a decent chance of catching the next.

this reporter is so alarmist. and that one.

Goblin bomb!

"I'm not here for you~"

Burn it & smash it! :D

That kid is awesome! ("Film's extra.")

or. you could. shoot web. and not. jump. And maybe get her down somehow? Ground level would be... safer... lotta floors, elevators proabably not working...

why did that work?

ohh. noise.

oh... kay...

[tragic backstories make everything better]

i f o r g i v e y o u .. ..

i like to think he becomes also a superhero. subtler. smaller. never quite noticed, but. bit by bit.

why in the world is gwen at harry's funeral

(mj you do in fact have a job. and. a song to finish singing. um. but anyway)

"Girl at the final battle" yes. Her. Excellent.

The credit songs this time are so... gentle...

(Balance of probabilities Harry died intestate but maybe he drew up a will at some point when he liked Peter and didn’t revoke it and then they can go help Marko’s daughter, perhaps? Maybe.)

[survivorbangladesh-blog]

EPISODE 10: “ELLIOTT IS A FLIP FLOPPING SNAKE (so am i tho) ” -Eddie

Yeah, about that dream final three with Eddie and Sarah, scratch that. It's now Sarah and Steph please and thank you.

oh................................................................ [11/9/16, 10:10:06 PM] Eddie Bracco: I’m sorry Sarah, but I just have the feeling in my gut that going with rob will be detrimental to both our games, he has literally flipped on every single person on this tribe. And my god tells me I have to do this. I really hope you can forgive me [11/9/16, 10:10:30 PM] Sarah: is rob going [11/9/16, 10:10:39 PM] Sarah: omg [11/9/16, 10:14:51 PM] Sarah: u just fucked my whole game over fuck you [11/9/16, 10:15:21 PM] Eddie Bracco: please come on call immediately with me [11/9/16, 10:15:28 PM] Sarah: no [11/9/16, 10:15:33 PM] Sarah: were not friends [11/9/16, 10:15:38 PM] Eddie Bracco: sarah come on call with me [11/9/16, 10:15:42 PM] Eddie Bracco: so i can explain to you [11/9/16, 10:16:13 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call  14 seconds [11/9/16, 10:17:04 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call  39 seconds [11/9/16, 10:17:10 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call – busy [11/9/16, 10:18:33 PM] Sarah: you had one chance and you fucked up [11/9/16, 10:18:35 PM] Sarah: congrats [11/9/16, 10:18:37 PM] Sarah: fuck you [11/9/16, 10:18:47 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call – busy [11/9/16, 10:18:56 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call – busy [11/9/16, 10:19:27 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call – busy [11/9/16, 10:40:56 PM] Eddie Bracco: Call  32 seconds [11/9/16, 10:45:49 PM] Sarah: WHY WOULD U THINK FOR A FUCKING SECOND THAT JOES FRIENDSHIP IS MOR EIMPROTANT THAN MINE [11/9/16, 10:46:08 PM] Sarah: HONESTLY EDDIE YOU SAY U FINALLY THINK FRIENDSHIOS ARE MRE IMPORTANT THAN THIS GAME BUT U KEEP FUCKING UO LIKE SERIOUSLY [11/9/16, 10:46:12 PM] Sarah: HOW FUCJIJBGTDARE U [11/9/16, 10:46:20 PM] Sarah: HOW FUCKING DARE YIU DO THIS TI ME [11/9/16, 10:46:22 PM] Sarah: FUFK YIUY [11/9/16, 10:46:24 PM] Sarah: FUCK OFF [11/9/16, 10:46:25 PM] Sarah: I HATE YIY [11/9/16, 10:46:26 PM] Sarah: NEVER [11/9/16, 10:46:28 PM] Sarah: SOEAK [11/9/16, 10:46:29 PM] Sarah: TOM [11/9/16, 10:46:29 PM] Sarah: ME [11/9/16, 10:46:30 PM] Sarah: EVER [11/9/16, 10:46:31 PM] Sarah: AGAIN [11/9/16, 10:46:33 PM] Sarah: EVER [11/9/16, 10:46:34 PM] Sarah: TEDDY [11/9/16, 10:46:37 PM] Sarah: WAS RIGHT AOIUT UY [11/9/16, 10:46:45 PM] Sarah: YOIU DOBT CARE ABOUT ANYIBNE BUT URSEKF’ [11/9/16, 10:46:49 PM] Sarah: HAGE FUNCKING FUN [11/9/16, 10:46:51 PM] Sarah: BUE’ [11/9/16, 10:46:53 PM] Sarah: FUCKING ASSHO,EL

ya idk what to do at this point bc the two people I trusted the most in this game are gone. What the fuck was eddie thinking when he made this move?!? Did he think I would forgive him for clearly putting joe before me? AND I LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS FOR THINKING HE EVEN CARED SO YEA. great. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me so it looks like im the fucking joker. Congrats Eddie and Joe, you stayed for one more round. Fuck you both.

You'd think that she was the one that I idoled out not Ned....... [11/10/16, 3:14:37 AM] Sarah: ive literally been crying for the past 4 hours because I still dont know why you literally put joes game before our own friendship and deceived me like that. You didn't tell me, you made me lie to joe, you lied straight to my face for 3 days and now my game is over because of you and so is our friendship and im just really sad and as soon as ned went home because of you, i couldnt even enjoy my night out with aiden because all i wanted to do was fucking cry so congrats you blindsided me i really hope it was worth it [11/10/16, 10:02:28 AM] Sarah: still thinking about how you said you would never betray me over a game and you played me like a fool and i just want an explanation [11/10/16, 10:06:51 AM] Sarah: and if you think for one second if taking joe or elliott to the end guarentees you a win you thought wrong [11/10/16, 10:07:05 AM] Sarah: because no one in jury likes you [11/10/16, 10:07:06 AM] Sarah: like [11/10/16, 10:07:07 AM] Sarah: ????? [11/10/16, 10:07:10 AM] Sarah: wtf [11/10/16, 10:09:06 AM] Sarah: and dont even sit there and pretend this wasnt a plan to get me out [11/10/16, 10:09:08 AM] Sarah: like [11/10/16, 10:09:13 AM] Sarah: i know youre reading all of these [11/10/16, 10:09:18 AM] Sarah: so dont ignore me [11/10/16, 10:09:53 AM] Sarah: you backstabbed your bestfriend eddie...how is that a respectable game play. [11/10/16, 10:10:56 AM] Sarah: YOU LIED TO ME FOR 3 DAYS [11/10/16, 10:11:04 AM] Sarah: AND I WAS FUCKING THERE FOR YOU [11/10/16, 10:11:16 AM] Sarah: AND I SAID I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU [11/10/16, 10:11:21 AM] Sarah: BUT THEN YOU DID THIS [11/10/16, 10:11:26 AM] Sarah: LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME [11/10/16, 10:11:28 AM] Sarah: WHY [11/10/16, 10:11:36 AM] Sarah: YOU MUST REALLY FUCKING HATE ME HUH? [11/10/16, 10:12:18 AM] Sarah: and i literally cried all night because i just lost you as my bestfriend and i cant trust you ever again [11/10/16, 10:15:13 AM] Sarah: i know you're online and you've seen all of this so just fucking answer

SoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO SAM AND I HAVE FINALLY COME UP WITH THE NAME TO OUR ICONIC SECRET FINAL 2 AND IT'S BONNIE AND CLYDE SINCE WE'RE PARTNERS IN CRIME AND WE'RE STEALING THE WIN FROM EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF THESE PLAYERS LEFT IN THE GAME.                                                                                                               So I’m going to go to Sam about this today but so basically, since I played my idol on the Joe who was my rival and saved him when he was a dead fish in the water, he trusts me so much and wants to go to final two with me. So he told me that the Elliott has an idol and what I’m going to do, is have Sam go tell Sarah that the Elliott has an idol, and that’ll get Sarah to want to blindside him and Sam will play both sides while i pretend that I’m 100% with Joe and Elliott and i’ll have her tell Elliott and Joe that they are going to vote me but are going to tell us its joe to blindside me, so that Elliott feels 10000000% safe, and I’m gonna have Sam vote with them and blindside Elliott with the idol and ill vote with Joe and Elliott to not expose myself and then the next round Sam will flip back to take out Sarah because Elliott is a serious comp beast and he could go on an immunity run and this round is the perfect round to take him out because in the pressure cooker that just happened he took a temptation so he can’t compete in immunity and him going on an immunity run with an idol in his pocket is even more dangerous

EDDIE IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT OF THIS WHOLE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIM AND I WENT ON CALL AND THE REASON HE WENT BEHIND MY BACK IS BECAUSE OF THE PANCAKES AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS FAKE!!!!!! IT WAS ONLY FOR ROB NOT TO FLIP ON US AND HE FELT SECURE AFTER THE F5 OF SAM, NED, EDDIE, ME AND ROB WERE DONE HE WOULD THINK THERE WAS A CHANCE FOR HIM AND LITERALLY HE BLINDSIDED EVERYONE BECAUSE OF A FAKE ALLIANCE AND ITS LIKE !??????????????????????????????????/ WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING?????????!?!?!?!? WE HAD another fight on call because he doesnt listen and just talks incessantly without reason,....but the fact that i have to be nice to him for a possible jury vote is like ugh ew gross   anyways so girls alliance now + rob. I dont KNOW what to fucking do now and im just so fucking shocked at how eddie would literally blindside everyone for ....JOE? Like if he makes it ftc and im in jury im going to make sure he doesnt win at all. Hes so fucking ugly and yea im bitter. At least he sank his own egotistical big ass ship. I FUCKING HATE HIM HES SO DUMB I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE HAS EXCUSES FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE EDDIE STFU YOURE SO FUCKING ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING AND HES GOING TO SEE THIS AFTER THE SEASON BUT IDEC BECAUSE WE WONT BE FRIENDS :) I NEED TO CALL SAM SOON AND TALK GAME WITH HER AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WERE GOING TO DO BECAUSE AT THIS POINT ....SHES THE ONLY ONE I TRUST and now i have to make sure rob doesnt flip and make him know im taking him to f2 and do the same thing with steph and honestly after this blindside if i make it to ftc i better win because im truly the underdog who keeps losing allies and who keeps getting blind sided and my name is yet to get written down and its f7 nice.............. ugh smhsmhsmhsnmshsmhm joe is so ugly and so is eddie EVERYONE IS LOOKIN G FOR THE IDOL LIKE.....YA OK USE IT BITCH IDC FUCK OFF IM DONE

Whew, okay, so Final 9. I knew going into Pressure Cooker that there would be another tribal council either before or during it. So i brought the idea up to my "alliance" of Joe, Chris, Sam, Rob, and myself. We decide to go for Ned since he would be too busy to appear for Pressure Cooker, so there would be a shot he wouldn't be there for Tribal and therefore not be able to play his idol. So we get to Knight Moves which is kinda weird with 9 people, but there were a few things that were CLEARLY obvious that were happening. First, Ned, Eddie, and Sarah (pretty sure them three) all chose spots the were Joe's next moves, meaning they were clearly blocking him in and trying to keep him from winning. Which also meant that they were working together. It was also clear that Ned threw the competition to Eddie because there were multiple moves Ned could have made that would have ensured him like 3 more moves than anyone else. But Joe won immunity anyways which was hilarious. During the comp though, Sam and Rob flipped and decided to vote out Chris instead of Ned and not bother to tell me. So Chris gets blindsided which sucks cause like Chris was the last person I had in this game that hadn't actually lied to me (at least that I know of). Prior to him getting voted out, he told me his two clues to the idol which put the idol in either River or Marsh. I then won the reward challenge and got the third clue to the idol of looking for a low number. So then I knew the idol was in River or Marsh 1-4. The Brawn idol was in River so I felt that the merge idol would not be there. So during Pressure Cooker I start figuring out the idol. Joe and Eddie were yelling so much at each other that I knew they were planning on going much longer than I cared to go in Pressure Cooker. So I take a deal for F8 Immunity but can't play in F7 Immunity. I took that deal for a few reasons: 1) it was Immunity without having to beat Eddie and Joe. 2) If Joe won, Eddie could still play his idol and who knows who would have gone. 3) If Eddie won, he still could play his idol and who knows what kind of deal Joe and Eddie would make after I drop. 4) I had a very good shot at finding the idol. Then something extremely interesting happens shortly before Tribal. All of the sudden I'm given all of the power to decide who goes at Tribal. The plan was to blindside most people and have 5 votes on Joe and Eddie use his idol on Joe, they would vote Ned to blindside him, and I would vote Steph in case Ned played his idol. I don't think they thought about those implications when they decided the plan. I could have told Ned to play his idol and therefore save him, and I could have voted for someone else and that person would have gone instead. I was very tempted to do this, buuuuuuuuut realized that this was a moment to "build trust" with Eddie, Joe, and Sam (a new "alliance"). Ned was also someone I knew had that idol and also someone I did not feel I could beat later. He was also a comp threat and therefore a threat to me winning immunity here on out. So I decided to let the plan stay and have Ned get blindsided and vote Steph so the "alliance" thought I was fully with them. Voting Steph also allowed me to go to Sarah/Rob/Steph and tell them I had no idea yet again what the plan was and that I was blindsided too. Which Sarah has completely bought. I would feel bad if I hadn't been lied to and left out so much since merge. So oh well on them. So I find the idol right after F8 Tribal. This Idol is now the 4th Immunity I have had since Merge and I have only won one Immunity Challenge. The game has changed for me. I am no longer thinking how to not lose, or how to not get voted out next. I am now thinking about who does have to go next in order for me to win. I think I can win this game now. With that, I am now going on the offensive. In our "alliance" chat, Joe mentions not knowing where the idol is and that he hopes the other side doesn't have it. I mention i did not find it. I am the first person to look for the idol in merge. Joe is the first person to look after me. Joe's first place to look is Marsh 4, which is where I found the idol. So Joe knows I have the idol before he even messages the chat. But that's where he messed up. While not looking like anything overtly, he called me out for having the idol and not telling the group. Why he called me out if we're "together" I do not know. Which means we are not together. If we were together, then he would have politely asked me in a PM or call, and not in front of others. So I try and play that off the best I can, but the damage was done and I know Joe and probs Eddie are gunning for me. Eddie and I also have a conversation in which he claims the votes he know he doesn't have if he is in the Final 2. And what he said is true about the votes. But that's what makes him dangerous. If he knows he doesn't have the votes at the end, he knows who does. He also said that I am not a front runner to win this game. I am both flattered and highly offended at this comment. Flattered because my lying low is working. Offended because I'm pretty sure if I'm in the FTC I have a pretty good shot at winning. Taking the right people to the end with me, I know I have Drew's, Chris', Sarah's, Ned's, Sam's and probably Eddie's votes. So with all of that, Joe is my first target. I also know that Sam has to go in order for me to win. Ideally, I'd want to go to F3 with Steph and Rob. I think I could still win with a F3 of Steph and Eddie. Sam would split my vote, and I think Joe and Sarah have a fair shot at beating me in FTC. So that's what I have right now. I'd like to not use my idol at this Tribal, but I might have to because Joe might be up to some shady shit. I need to talk to Sarah more and figure out if Rob and Steph are okay trusting me with this vote to blindside Joe or Eddie. 

ELLIOTT IS A FLIP FLOPPING SNAKE (so am i tho) 

OK BUT BASICALLY HERES WHAT JUST HAPPENED [11/11/16, 8:14:38 PM] Eddie Bracco: [11/11/16, 7:29:35 PM] Eddie Bracco: Sam I just got off call with rob and did hella damage control and he told me something really big that has me shook jdfkjsnkjdj [11/11/16, 7:30:22 PM] Eddie Bracco: He told me Elliott went to Sarah about creating a final 4 with Him, Sarah, Rob, and Steph and them 4 going to the final4 together. And he told me that Sarah wants to do it. [11/11/16, 7:35:20 PM] Eddie Bracco: And I don’t think he’s lying about it because he also told me about the alliance that was created between you, Sarah, Steph, and him [11/11/16, 7:36:29 PM] Eddie Bracco: He also told me that Elliott told them that he has the idol and he couldn’t have made that up cause I had not told Rob that Elliott has the idol SO WE’RE SCRAPPING THAT PLAN THAT I TALKED ABOUT YESTERDAY IN MY CONFESSIONALS AND WHAT IM GOING TO DO IS HAVE JOE, SAM, AND I VOTE TOGETHER AND IM GOING TO TRY MY DAMNDEST HARDEST TO BRING ROB IN AN CONVINCE HIM TO BLINDSIDE ELLIOTT. ITS SUCH A RISKY MOVE BUT AT THIS POINT ITS OUR ONLY MOVE BECAUSE IF ELLIOTT REALLY WANTS TO GO TO FINAL 4 WITH THEM THAT MEANS HE WANTS TO TAKE ONE OF US OUT THIS ROUND FUCK MY LIFE Im in the bathroom right now relieving my body of all the toxins that I have filled it with today, and I think I just thought of the perfect way to convince rob to vote  elliott. 

I’m going to go to rob POSSIBLY tonight but I think it might be too early to do this tonight so I might do it tomorrow. And I’m going to bring up a conversation about who we should go after next. And I’m gonna let him tell me what he thinks and make him think I’m thinking about it and what not. And them I’m gonna be like “OMG ROB I THINK I JUST THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT PLAN” and I’m going to say what do you think about maybe taking out Elliott? And I’m going to tell him Elliott is really dangerous, he’s the person who is the best at comps, and he has an idol and he could go on an immunity run this might be our only chance to do it. BUT THATS NOT WHAT I THINK IS GONNA 100% CONVINCE HIM TO DO IT, WHAT I THINK WILL CONVINCE HIM TO DO IT, Is that I’m going to tell him that if we take out elliott this round. The next round will be Sarah vs Joe, and that Rob and I would be positioned perfectly where joe would trust me, and sarah would trust rob, and Rob and I would be in the middle and would be able to make the decision of which one of them is voted out. And I’m going to tell Rob, that if he votes Elliott out this round, as an apology for what i did last tribal council, I’m going to give him my word and swear on anything he wants me to swear on that I will do whatever he wants next round (which is a big fat ass lie). So basically I’m going to tell him that I will allow him to 100% make the decision on whether we side with Sarah or whether we side with Joe in the final 6. little does he know there’s no way in hell I’m not writing Sarah’s name down in the final 6 (angel)

"HOW DID THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP LIE TO MY FACE?!" I literally feel so bad for Sarah because she's SOOO MAD!! and I'm like YEAH SAME, but really I'm just like 'bitch I knew...' Sarah's gunna hate me when she finds out but like omg I can't believe how FLAWLESSLY I've been playing both sides. pretty soon I'm gunna have to pick a side I know but like they both think I'm with them, I'm not sure, if Elliott really did find the idol it won't be until NEXT vote, so at final 6 I'll have to pick a side, but like damn I went from the bottom to literally being perfectly in the middle from 10-6 Eddie told me that Elliott found the idol so if Elliott really found the idol, I find out who the #Blindsided alliance (me, Sarah, Steph, and Rob) are supposed to vote for and then I vote with them again but tell Elliott who to play the idol on and hopefully they vote for Sarah honestly because once she's gone Steph's vote falls to whoever, hopefully me honestly, then Rob is also kind of lost because he strikes me as the kind who really needs someone to tell him what to do but literally vote 10 I tell Sarah, Ned, and Eddie that it's gunna be Ariel and they think I'm with them so I'm gunna vote for her and keep their trust then find out who they're voting, 9 I vote for Chris and find out that Rob also voted Chris so I can tell Joe and Elliott that I found out last minute blah blah blah and literally Rob comes to me to make sure I'm not mad at him when I was planning on voting Chris before he even was, then for 8 I was already going to but Joe comes to me and tells me to vote him and tells me Eddie's whole plan when I literally came up with the plan WITH Eddie, and for 7 I can still vote with Sarah and all of them but tell them who to play the idol on, I'm so proud of just being able to play the middle for so long and I do feel bad lying to people and eventually I'm gunna have to turn on them but then I just remember that they all straight up lied to my face in the first two votes and purposely left me out even when I ASKED WHO THE VOTE WAS! so like fuck these people, I'm playing a cut throat fuck you game now and I'm gunna avenge Drew and Andreas's death! they did not die for nothing

CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I SERIOUSLY AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE MET HER IN THIS GAME AND THAT WE WORK SO WELL TOGETHER. SHE COULD LITERALLY VOTE ME OUT AND I'D SAY THANK YOU. [11/11/16, 10:58:10 PM] Eddie Bracco: I LOVE HER SO MUCH [11/11/16, 10:58:13 PM] Eddie Bracco: [11/11/16, 9:23:01 PM] Eddie Bracco: did he end up calling you? [11/11/16, 9:37:52 PM] Sam (Westeros Host): Yeah he did, he told me everything and literally has no idea we're together, we talked about me and him and possibly Elliott or someone else now since Elliott is being weird and I would NEVER want to go to the end with you :P blah blah blah other stuff make Joe feels like I'm gunna do whatever he wants [11/11/16, 10:35:44 PM] Eddie Bracco: I’m on call with him right now lol he told me everything you told me you told him lol [11/11/16, 10:46:38 PM] Sam (Westeros Host): I love it, he thinks he's this little messenger and it's like bitch we know [11/11/16, 10:56:22 PM] Eddie Bracco: JFDSJNSAKNALSK IM SCREAMING AT “ITS LIKE BITCH WE KNOW”

so apparently miss bitch Sarah is ready to get rid of me! her and Rob want me gone because they think I have a good shot to win the game, they're not wrong but like shhh don't tell people that! Thankfully, Eddie is 100% on my side and told me IMMEDIATELY! Eddie makes my life so much easier honestly because he's just there for me and I know that I actually have someone who's always got my back, it's nice. SO anyways, yeah Eddie told me that and then had Joe go and tell me all the same stuff because NO ONE KNOWS WE'RE TOGETHER WE'RE THE ACTUAL SECRET PAIR BEWARE! So yeah, Joe tells us that I'm the plan and Sarah wants to throw 5 votes on me 2 on Joe so Elliott should play his idol on me and then us three vote Sarah but as soon as he said it I was thinking that Elliott wouldn't want to use it on me because 1) we're not that close and 2) why would he trust that Eddie is telling the truth? if it were me I would immediately think it was a plot to get me to flush my idol and they vote me out instead and of course that's what he was thinking

CAN YOU FUCKERS WHO PLAYED THE TOUCHY SUBJECTS TONIGHT PLEASE TELL ME WHY I AM THE MAJORITY FOR THESE ANSWERS Who absolutely needs to get voted out next? EXCUSE ME? Who's the real puppet master of the season? ok.....but thats not ok for ppl to think Who do you think will win this game? :~) awe thanks but THATS STILL NOT GOOD Who is the shadiest player? @ ME NEXT TME BITCH Who will be the most bitter juror? I MEAN IT AINT A LIE Who mistakenly thinks theyre running this game? HOW U GONNA SIT THERE AND SAY IM THE “REAL PUPPET MASTER” AND I CAN WIN THIS GAME AND THEN SAY IM NOT ACTUALLY RUNNING IT!?!? ! Who are you afraid to betray? YEA THATS RIGHT! DONT FUCKING DO IT AND THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES WE PLAYED I COULD BE IN MORE AND IM JUST IN SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK and im sitting here like..........yall really gonna do me this dirty??!?! and these are the people im playing with............ NED WHERE ARE YOU? I MISS YOU WE COULD HAVE RUN THIS WHOLE GAME IF YOU WERE STILL HERE so anyways i called rob after immunity to congrats him I HATE HOW HE WON AND I CAME IN SECOND PLACE AGAIN FOR THE FIFTH TIME !!!!!!!!!!11 I AM LEGIT CURSED!!!! AND THERES ONLY ONE PERSON TO BLAME [2016-11-09 5:31:53 PM] julia: I am literally so sad freaking 15th place is like wtf [2016-11-09 5:32:00 PM] Sarah: sorry julia [2016-11-09 5:32:38 PM] julia: Its okay i hexed u to hell, so sooner or later you will bleed from your eyes, and your skin will randomly bubble and feel like i poured acid all over it JULIA PLS DKLJFDSK;LFJDSLKFJ ITS ENUF!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS ROB AND I TALKED AND TBH I DIDNT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE WAS SAYING because I was still shook about how i was literally the answer to all these questions fuck you alllllllllllllllllllll! but anyways eddie and I fought at the immunity which is so cute because we ended talking after :~) and GUESS WHAT1?!?!? SO like i lowkey hinted at eddie that i thot elliott had immunity which i already know but ya know and hes at the bottom rn and i dont want him going in all honesty because the way things are playing out sam and elliott are going to be sitting pretty and its like NUHUH BITCH NO WAY I think sam and elliott are lowkey close and theyre f2 but ANYWAYS Eddie and I came up with a plan to get rid of sam incase elliott plays the idol and even if he doesnt he def will next round after sam is gone!!!!!!!11 and i was totally worried about steph and rob not being on board but SAM GAVE ME GOLD TONIGHT AND MENTIONED STEPH AS A RANDOM THROW VOTE and im like THANKS SAM NOW STEPH WILL BE EASIER TO PURSUE AND now i just have to work on rob...which is gonna be hard so honestly pray for me BUT EDDIE IS GOING TO TALK TO JOE AND ILL GET BACK TO U YOU GUYS ARE PROB THINKING SARAH U LITERALLY CRIED ABOUT EDDIE BACKSTABBING WYD I HATE MYSELF THATS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!1 no im jk ...i think i have a better shot at the end if i keep eddie over sam in ALL HONESTY Even if i dont win sitting beside him i would rather lose to him than elliott or sam who ppl are prob rooting for and thats just extremely ugly to me sam is just super sus and you never know what shes thinking and i need elliott to go and i need ppl on board with me and just sam and i came up with a plan of 4-3 elliott-joe but thats legit so risky because if joe and elliott compare notes they can idol me out and im just not here for it..truly ugly AND I REFUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEE to get idoled out AGAIN AND GET 7TH BECAUSE THAT 7TH PLACE CHAT IS JUST.....no thanks fam AND I WANT TO MAKE NED PROUD but hopefully if things go my way (WHICH THEY NEVER DO) it will be a 5-2 vote with sam and elliott being the two... ugh i hate trusting eddie again but after our fight at immunity ppl will never suspect us working together again HEHEHEHEHEHEH HOHDIOFKHJDPF'

[11/12/16, 6:48:00 PM] Eddie Bracco: I’ve been on call with rob for 6 hours [11/12/16, 6:48:13 PM] Younior- TS: Bangladesh Host: please [11/12/16, 6:48:33 PM] Eddie Bracco: i love him so much [11/12/16, 6:48:46 PM] Eddie Bracco: it’s gonna be hard to vote him out if i eventually have to [11/12/16, 6:48:55 PM] Younior- TS: Bangladesh Host: im shooked But basically ill copy and paste to you what i sent to sam to show you where my head is at. [11/12/16, 6:16:20 PM] Eddie Bracco: I think i might have been able to pull rob back in [11/12/16, 6:17:56 PM] Eddie Bracco: he wants swapped sundarya to be the final 4, or so he’s telling me [11/12/16, 6:18:19 PM] Eddie Bracco: he thinks we have the best chance at the final 4 with steph and joe [11/12/16, 6:18:48 PM] Eddie Bracco: i talked to him about elliott a bit and it seems he’s down for it [11/12/16, 6:19:51 PM] Eddie Bracco: his bootlist is: 7th: Elliott 6th: You/Sarah 5th: You/Sarah 4th: Joe 3rd: Steph And the me and him at the end if it’s a final 2 [11/12/16, 6:21:49 PM] Eddie Bracco: but i think we could get him to do sarah [11/12/16, 6:23:29 PM] Eddie Bracco: because i think he’s really being honest with me cause he said he wants to take out sarah because he was like saying he wants to take out sarah but that he would feel really bad about it because after the ned vote he promised sarah he would never right her name down unless he was in the jury and she was in the final 2

At this point i can literally copy and past what i say to sam in my confessional cause i don’t lie at all to her. Like anything I say in my host chat I would say to her cause I literally tell her EVERYTHING. Like I trust her with all my life. I really hope she doesn't cut me but she may be afraid I've played too good of a game since I literally tell her everything about my game. I'm just gonna go with it and hope she doesn't snip me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay so, after the vote, I was really sad/mad/upset/disappointed/pissed. Eddie blindsided almost everyone, he used his idol on freaking Joe. Ned was voted out, however, in the process, he called me out. That's what pisses me off the most, that he did that. I NEVER did that to him, I never called him out. I can't trust what he's spilling, I don't know whether Eddie, is actually being fake to me. Whenever we talk, he seems so gentle and nice, but in VL's and live events, he's sort of a dick. He apologized, and he made it seem like he was helping me too, apparently Ned and Sarah had complete control of the game because they had Sam and Steph, and they actually didn't trust me.  I'm not sure whether that's true or not, from speaking to Sarah about Eddie, he's a really good speaker, so he's possibly trying to play me. I do believe that it is a possibility, and I'm going to take advantage of what he did if that's the case, however, I still don't trust Eddie anymore. There's now two alliances of four. Me, Sarah, Steph, and Sam: which I do prefer. Then there's Me, Sarah, Steph, and Elliott. I don't trust Elliott, we barely talk, but when we do, he's a dick, he's a good competitor in challenges, and he has the idol, he told Sarah, who told me. After the last tribal, my activity has been down. I barely talk to people, I basically talk to one person each day. So, winning the challenge was very good for me because I don't know what people are truly thinking now. The challenge was also very telling. Sam is a threat, which I already know, and I don't think she respects me as much as I respect her. Joe is a dick. Eddie is still being a drama queen. Steph is inactive and can't win. Sarah is shady and is a threat too. Me and Sarah had made a deal to be the final two in the challenge, and in the game. I was sad to see that I got "playing for second place," but I think that it could benefit me and my game. I have to play up the part, pretend to be beatable in the end. I do believe that I do have a chance, but I am bias so... Stephanie is going to be very threatening to me if that's the case, because we're both beatable, and she is much easier to beat. I hope they don't decide to take her instead of me. Seeing that I won, goes to show how I do know how people are feeling, I did in fact throw some questions, like the first one, because I couldn't show what I was truly thinking. People didn't cut my rope till I was in the lead, so that shows how much people like me. Heading into the vote, I hope that it's Joe. I haven't talked to him, and I want to be the last beauty standing, for sheer irony. I have talked to Eddie, and he told me that Sarah is going to make a move on Sam, whether that's true or not, because she is worried about Elliott's idol, I don't know. I wouldn't be against voting Sam out, because she is the person that's going to win in my opinion. It would depend if Sarah is actually going to do it. She may be spewing BS to Eddie. Also, Eddie has been annoying the shit out of me today. He's being so paranoid, which is understandable, but it's getting on my nerves. All day he's been like "oh, Sarah's going to tell you about the Sam vote." Sarah's been out with her boyfriend, and he knows that. He's like "did you talk to Sarah yet." Boy, she is still out, I told you that I'm trying to do my homework, yet here you are trying to ask me whether she's told me or not. I thought you cared about my education! I'm sorry Eddie, but it's bugging me.  <.< I think I talked about most everything?

SO........ THINGS ARE REALLY REALLY MESSY AT THE MOMENT.

I can't believe it. Sam was trying to get me out, that little bitch. Browneyedgirlxsg, I'm hurt. Okay, so I did try to get her out at final 8, but nothing came out of it, Eddie turned down my idea. I knew I couldn't trust her rat ass. Freaking "let's go with joe and elliott." She's going to win if this doesn't happen. Her, or the dickhead alliance of joe and elliott. One of them has to go, and if Sarah leaves, bet that there's going to be some dicks chopped tonight. Gordon, I have a little pene a la mode made from three cows ready to be served. WTH??? DID I JUST WRITE.

so apparently miss bitch Sarah is ready to get rid of me! her and Rob want me gone because they think I have a good shot to win the game, they're not wrong but like shhh don't tell people that! Thankfully, Eddie is 100% on my side and told me IMMEDIATELY! Eddie makes my life so much easier honestly because he's just there for me and I know that I actually have someone who's always got my back, it's nice. SO anyways, yeah Eddie told me that and then had Joe go and tell me all the same stuff because NO ONE KNOWS WE'RE TOGETHER WE'RE THE ACTUAL SECRET PAIR BEWARE! So yeah, Joe tells us that I'm the plan and Sarah wants to throw 5 votes on me 2 on Joe so Elliott should play his idol on me and then us three vote Sarah but as soon as he said it I was thinking that Elliott wouldn't want to use it on me because 1) we're not that close and 2) why would he trust that Eddie is telling the truth? if it were me I would immediately think it was a plot to get me to flush my idol and they vote me out instead and of course that's what he was thinking So Elliott doesn't know if he wants to play his idol on me which is totally understandable! Why would he? We barely talk honestly so like I get it, but if he doesn't play it then Eddie has to show his hand and vote for Sarah with us, so I told Eddie that Elliott probably isn't gunna play his idol on me so he agreed to vote for Sarah we just had to make it seem like Joe convinced him, so I told Joe he should try to sway Eddie because I don't think Elliott will play it on me so Joe did And I have to pretend like I have no idea that Eddie is 100% voting Sarah and the 4 of us SHOULD be voting together so And I have to pretend like I have no idea that Eddie is 100% voting Sarah and the 4 of us SHOULD be voting together so