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taiey · 7 minutes ago
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rek sitting in vitalahole while the others are chatting above and swearing at how noisy he is while being so quiet he is not even in zams subtitles is really funny
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taiey · 51 minutes ago
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Hmm. So Derap joined Atlas with five recovery compasses, and Zam had one and they joined echo shards to make one and I think another after the Wemmbu despawning incident; and Reddoons and Planet were revived by other people, and 4C has two and if I understand right Mapicc has one; that makes 13 known recovery compasses from the ancient cities inside the +-5k border. Doubling to 10k quadruples the area of the world, which means it adds three times as much as the present; so on average the newly-generated ancient cities would contain enough echo shards for at least... 39 compasses...
Man, that is so many. Did they really need to increase it that much. 😅
Ok I really hope Zam isn't going on a vacation for 2 weeks because Atlas needs to lock in as soon as border expands. They need to collect as many echo shards as possible. Especially if Kab and them will be sabotaging them in that regard.
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taiey · 2 hours ago
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smh, can't believe mapicc would turn on his own teammates like that 😂
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mawn is not jepexx safe
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taiey · 6 hours ago
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also love Kaboodle in "here are my Extremely Pragmatic Reasons why you should Not Blow Up Spawn that are totally not moral qualms" mode
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Sure You Don't, Kab! 👍
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taiey · 7 hours ago
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i always love Kaboodle feeling bad about having a conscience c: (running a poll on whether it's ok to use Ro's video to find the FOCUS base so Redd can blow it up)
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taiey · 1 day ago
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Vitalasy loves to log on to the Lifesteal SMP to be completely helpless and harmless and hunted for doing nothing wrong but people will do so much to protect him
sometimes I think 'surely he's not doing this on purpose' but the. I remember he's Mr Two Birds On A Wire
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taiey · 1 day ago
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Zam: im really bad at this whole communication thing
Vi: thats something that hasnt changed
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taiey · 1 day ago
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>.> oh. 4c wasn't spying on them. rekrap was.
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taiey · 2 days ago
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why do i feel so suspicious of that interaction. like it feels staged. like maybe mapicc asked flame to kill leo to have a reason to ask zam to help him
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taiey · 2 days ago
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vi wants to talk to zam on lifesteal. ^-^
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taiey · 2 days ago
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oh so Zam tearing his temple down had Repercussions 😰
so chief is flooding the entirety of spawn
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taiey · 2 days ago
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Dude the wardens were literally in the rules. On Twitter.
Anyway Yay unexpected Empire break-up..?
Chief isnt taking Mapicc seriously because if people are building expletives around the place and bringing wardens (he doesnt know thats mapicc's doing) its clear that Mapicc isn't enforcing his rules, so why should he listen to it too 💀.
Chief might literally be the number 1 Instigator on the Lifesteal smp everyone
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taiey · 3 days ago
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I did vote for the rat and I do think that's the correct winner here but like—maybe it's any consolation, here, that "genderqueer single mother divorced father depressed ex-war criminal" are all very much ways you could describe the lemon.
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taiey · 3 days ago
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I don't even disagree that It All Counts but like I don't get why you're saying it as "these new guys" when like
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I'm technically not allowed in spawn but I feel like people just don't care because it's like a VIP day, no one's gonna say "Okay VIP is on you can't be in spawn" I'll probably be exiled again as of tomorrow this is just for the VIP, just for the VIP thing
Subz did exactly the same thing in season 4, going back to spawn and saying It Doesn't Count
Like this isn't an old-vs-new thing, this is just people having different approaches to Lifestealing
idk what it is with these new guys but u can Go to spawn and it be considered canon even if you're not meant to be spotted there . like zam literally snuck into spawn in s4 at 6am and it is probably one of my favorite vods to date, i wish more people would do that type of thing rather than saying "this isn't canon" or something whenever they show up to someplace they're not meant to be at "canonically"
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taiey · 4 days ago
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Woogie hates Kab more than he loves Redd Woogie fears Kaboodle more than he trust Reddoons. 😔
HEHSS BAKC HES BAHAHAHAHAAHCK
thoughts from todays redvival stream:
1. kab calling it a fucking suicide straight off the bat is WILD. like the subtext has been there but nobody’s explicitly said it and the whole feelings around that…. hwoaahhhh i’ll have to dissect that in the morning
2. WINTERSAHDES BREAKUP?!?!? Woogie’s paranoia is wild and while i kinda see where he’s coming from red is right; he sacrificed his life for him and woogie wouldn’t help him. i think a lot abt the idea of the ultimatum for woogie being “red or everything he cares about” being destroyed by kab and i think i know which one he picked! haha! that’s the hardest we’ve seen red go with lore in a hot minute and i felt so bad for my guy haha!
3. the great juxtaposition with subz who immediately went “well i can’t give you hearts right now BUT i can help you get some”, treated red with kindness instead of suspicion and took him straight to his base and made jokes with him, was willing to accommodate red regardless of where his loyalties were in the moment and all around was a swell guy. it’s the way that reds guard came down and they were chill and UGHH dirtica my beloveds
will honestly be so interested to see how things develop for red and his relations with others (particularly kab) as events progress, and i hope that he gets to cope kinda healthily? idk this stream was SO FUN THOUGH
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taiey · 4 days ago
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"their imaginary teammate" is so funny. AU where Poafa does not exist, that's a cover story for Zam duping hearts. also an excuse for him breaking his first oath.
I’ve been seeing so many beautiful team atlas drawings and I would just love to see a Derap and Zam from you 👉👈
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They are talking about their imaginary teammate
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taiey · 4 days ago
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things Subz has found:
Zaun
Zam's Mapicc-angst sign board
Kab's unused arena for fighting Redd
Spepticle base
Rekrap's first base
SB's old base
a horse he left by a turtle farm
Old Mice base
Older Mice base
Original FOCUS base
Mane's lag machine
Kab's pit trap that killed 4C
Flame's volcano with Kab's Karma signs
iron farm Derapchu uses
Peace Island
ONE OUTPOST
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