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Ive noticed recently that my generation has... no concept of what the various economic classes actually are anymore. I talk to my friends and they genuinely say things like "at least i can afford a middle class lifestyle with this job because i dont need a roommate for my one bedroom apartment" and its like... oughh

You guys, middle class doesnt mean "a stable enough rented roof over your head," it means "a house you bought, a nice car or two, the ability to support a family, and take days off and vacations every year with income to spare for retirement savings and rainy days." If all you have is a rented apartment without a roommate and a used car, you're lower class. That's lower class.

And i cant help but wonder if this is why you get kids on tumblr lumping in doctors and actors into their "eat the rich" rhetoric: economic amnesia has blinded you to what the class divides actually are. The real middle class lifestyle has become so unattainable within a system that relies upon its existence that theyve convinced you that those who can still reach it are the elites while your extreme couponing to afford your groceries is the new normal.

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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the nature of having a job is that every day you fantasize about quitting. Often no less than eleven times

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RISEN FROM MY TOMB . Ghost jackie drawing because she's finally come home ❤️❤️

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I'm saying I remind girls less of taking their little brothers to Comic-Con. COMMUNITY (2009) ∙ S2.E6: "Epidemiology"

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I love when shauna gets that sadistic ass look in her eyes like she wants to maul you…

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"Me too!"

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"I'm in my wedding dress!"

"Yes! You look lovely! Come on!"

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just some doctor/clara: [26/∞] "Hold my hand." "I'm okay." "I'm not."

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House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

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i hate my brain i just tjought " joe from impractical jokers looks like hes made of sauce" what the fuck does that mean abby

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A dump of ms paint trackpad drawings of the jokers bc i love them

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If you have social anxiety, or perhaps are a nervous overthinker, i honestly recommend watching some impractical jokers bc if they can get away with HALF the shi they do w strangers in public, you can tell that passerby their hair is cool or ask the classmate next to you for a pencil :]

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this picture of sal vulcano really does have its own sorta je ne sais quoi that not only do i understand why from very early days it has been a staple on impractical jokers but it became a meme outside of that. it's not just like any sort of unflattering pic. it has its own kind of majesty

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Murr is tonight's big loser! For his punishment, he has to stand trial for a murder he did not commit while we plant evidence against him!

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thinking about Q’s response to the tattoo punishment btw