#im PEEVED

[un-father]

*Placing my hand under your chin*

Pray to me

[osarina]

literally nothing is uglier than a grown ass adult hating on oc/si x canon

[kinaaaard]

is it a “pattern of bad behavior” from this character or did you read the writing on the wall and immediately jump to bad faith readings of every interaction in order to justify — under the guise of morality — your dislike of a canon queer relationship because it conflicts with your personal emotional investments in a TV show relationship, the future possible manifestations of which you feel have now become threatened

[maygrantgf]

nah we gotta get buddie karaoke trending or some shit we need to see that as a separate clip on insta or smth

[dandyshucks]

me when i blocked an undercover pr*shipper last week but it turns out that was only their sideblog and their main blog still liked and rbed a post of mine 😐

[uneclipsing]

'Those areas are meant for human enjoyment' wolves live there though. Like if u wanna go on a nature walk through wolf territory (a pair who has young pups rn!!!!!) be my guest but don't go all 'we gotta get rid of the wolves' if u dont pay attention and someone gets bit. Humans can go on a walk Anywhere but the wolves well. They Live There

[agentbobr]

fun fact!! i hate rich people! :D i hate that they can go on vacations for weeks YEARLY without making a dint in their funds! i hate that many times, its not even worked for, theyre just born into it! :D i hate that they never have to work about not paying the bills, or christmas presents costs, because wow they got a whole new car and a beach house just from existing!! isnt that so nice, people on the internet?

[isadora-b-l-e]

me when i find bed bugs at my clients apt and find out the building is infested <3 and has been for years <3 but my boss neglected to mention these things to me <3 tee hee just caregiver things <3

[partlysunny15]

today was a DAY I am so tired. I went to the store with 5 things on my list and they only had 2 of them which was annoying but luckily one was my hard cider that I’ve been craving for like a month so that was good. I came home and got to work on my kind of last final for the year which took me longer than I planned and it’s now almost 2 and I just submit it and it was due at 12 which is fine no big deal. BUT I forgot about my cider and it’s outside and I can’t go grab one because my parents will wake up if I open the door so now I can’t have it until tomorrow and I just wanted some celebratory done-with-school cider 🫠

[gojos-nightmare-box]

me: they got my cat pregnant

friend: well not them the cat did

me, with deliberate energy: THEY FUCKED MY CAT PREGNANT

[a-stone-slab]

google how do you double block someone on discord because they’re just echo-chambering the channel and not letting anyone else join in now

[stealingpotatoes]

i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID

[hinamie]

completely innocuous vash sheet :) fr practice

[bunnieswithknives]

Fop redesigns for funsies but also bcs I saw some star heel boots and had to put Dale in them immediately.

[justaz]

arthur becoming king and showering merlin in gifts to the point where it looks like hes a nobleman. camelot going yup thats the kings consort, i think we’re two months away from a royal wedding. visiting nobles/royals who have no idea about “merlin and arthur” treating merlin like a nobleman until he corrects them. visiting nobles/royals who DO know about “merlin and arthur” not being surprised in the slightest. merlin getting away with everything and blatantly stealing from the kings plate during a feast and they’re all just like “yeah alright” idk just merlin being spoiled by his bf who isn’t his bf but who desperately wants to be

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.