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pinkbeeps · 23 days ago

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ASSHOLE??? DONT COME AFTER MY BOY GIDEL LIKE THAT???

#leona voice- “he smells like pee.” gidel- 🧍#UNCALLED FOR ASSHOLE #moments like this are why im glad i don't know how to change my character name 🙂‍↕️#twst #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #twst gidel #fellow honest #playful land event

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moomeecore · 1 year ago

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i found a book abt the anti lawn movement at the library & decided to sit out in my yard & read it. but ironically there was a neverending barage of power tool noises making it difficult to focus. so i walked to a nature park near me in order to escape the dreaded sounds. almost stopped at the mowed picnic table area bc i hate walking but fortunately pushed forward and made myself walk up an annoying hill to an area that is a preservation of a native oak savanna & sat down against a tree near the edge of the path & did my reading there. and honest to god that was a 100/10 experience. there was something so powerful abt being in a preserve for a locally native habitat while reading abt the impacts homeowners can have on native plant preservation! it powered up my energy towards my life mission (evangelize abt enviormentally sustainable gardening to every single person who comes within a 10 ft radius of me) by like. 15 points. also a deer walked up to me and that was super cool

#i was there for like 3 hours and i wanted to stay longer #but the sun was setting and i was hungry and had to pee super bad #gonna try to do this tommorow as well. bc ik winter is gonna hit soon #and then its not gonna be plausibe #i still heard Industrial Noises up there but i used my noise cancelling headphones #& that blocked most of it out #ive finallt started progressing on writing persuasive essay on this subject #previously id focoused my efforts mostly on reaserching the practical side of like. how to covert ur yard #+ what plants to use. etc #but now im looping background writing abt the actual reasoning behind it #which like. i feel like i needed zero actual persuasion to get on board w this. which is why i didnt #dedicate to much time to reaserching the 'why'#but i do a whole lot of promoting this subject to people i meet so i might as well read up &#try & create a more comprehensive & detailed resource to send to ppl #after i give them my Rip Up Your Lawn talk #i mean i give them the gardening advice resources. but i think some ppl need extra convincing & thats what this is for #LAWN LAWN RIP UP UR LAWN. KILL UR LAWN PLANT REAL PLANTS <3

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riacte · 1 year ago

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how it started:

one ren peeing twaddle conversation later:

#ria.txt #💀💀💀#this isn't even including the 'blimey ren i'm worried for you'#me at the start of the stream: funny how ren calls him unlucky with the ladies when 70% of his fans are down bad for him #me in tears in the middle of the stream: with all respect i understand now.#false's chats are environmental storytelling #also the way she came back and was like 'what happened' and then the pee convo and she left 💀#and ren said he scared her away 💀#its so funny how it started out as like :) yeah i'll help you with vh. lets discuss british biscuits. whats a rusk.#and then: its vulnerable when i eat with someone. and then the pee convo #normal ren stream trajectory but its stillllllllll so fucking funny #false at the start 'don't leave me alone 🥺'#false at the end 'bye im never seeing you again'#false and doc next time they meet up with ren irl: 🧍🧍#nooooooo bc why did he have to talk abt All Of That with two ppl he met irl and has prob ate with #ren's mods are the real heroes of the story #AT LEAST THE RUSK DESCRIPTION WAS NORMAL.#fuck it. im tagging ren #rendog #the rd difference #pogsupremacy

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crybabyfucktoy · 1 month ago

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what kink should I get off to talking about in therapy today?🤫😶‍🌫️

#last week he was kinda grilling me about why i get up to pee at night so much and I ended up talking about my piss kink for 20min lol #so this week i should talk about another🤭 help me decideee.. i got like an hour and a half to think #but also im about to shower lol #rosies stuff #ignore me

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queernarcissus · 2 months ago

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joel has such a small bladder i need to make him piss himself.

#mine #is it still block men if im thinking abt the real guy.#like. i dont rlly watch m.cc but i clocked on bc i was like ooh facecam. heehee joel #and all the chat? telling joel to go piss bc he had clearly said he needs to pee. like. bro. why ur bladder so fucking tiny

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lottieurl · 8 months ago

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#i feel like novel is def gonna be winning but who knows #one thing to know about me is i always want things to be longer #except for movies stop that why is it 3 hours i need a bathroom break #at least make it have 3 parts so there is a bathroom break #if i go to see a play thats two hours and a half i get 15 minutes to go pee or get a snack #WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT THROUGH 3 HOURS OF A MOVEY SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO STAY HYDRATED MIRANDA #idk why im ranting abt movies here this is abt novels vs short stories #anyways my point is i enjoy spending more time with characters and the story so a novel always wins #even tho there are some short stories that are so impactful they stay with me forever #like. omelas comes to mind #but yeah

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faefrosting · 1 year ago

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Man I have no idea how to research gender affirming care for nonbinary peeps, cause like I'm nonbinary and I want my gender to be affirmed! But like, is what I want even physically possible? Do I even know what I want? What if I don't like hormones? But if a surgery I want requires hormones?

Can I control+alt+delete my tits without taking testoroni? Google gives me indecisive answers, I wish I could go out and just buy some books on the trans spectrum and read a catalog of trangender care history and options

But I don't even know if that exists, and if it does, I'd be so boned if my parents found me with such books

Why is my gender confusing me so, it makes me feel my mind was placed in the wrong form of being

#im big stupid in the ways of transistioning #transgender #nonbinary #what is gender #for context my brain has on off been informing me it thinks i should also have a penis and not just a vagina #however it refering to having a penis that can ejaculate not one for like being able to pee standing up #my brain keeps asking me why we weren't born with both forms of gentalia that are both functional #its driving me a little coocoobananas if you cant tell

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1stdonuts · 8 days ago

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ive already made plans to dye my hair orange so its too late now but the idea was to dye my hair the same colour as the representative ribbon for brain cancer and for some reason i thought it was orange? its actually grey

#the ideeeea was whenever someone asked me why i dued my hair orange i can like. talk abt gliomas and spread awareness #but that is the wrong colour. like i can just say its for her and still do the awareness thing as my own private prompt but also. i am #not a smart person #cancer ment #shes also back on steroids and trying her hardest to make care really hard and pushing everyone away bc she doesnt want to figuratively #poison anyone so this seems like a nice gesture like im doing this thing for you bc i care no matter how hard you want me to not #man i gotta peeso much #i had to take 2 pee breaks writing this post

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vivaladicamillo · 2 years ago

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SOMEONE PLEASE IM NOT OK RN AT ALL I CANT BREATHE

#why is he so fine???#I LOVE BASEBALL 😍😍😍#his hair here too omg #im like peeing #brandon dicamillo #brandon dicamillo x reader #rake yohn #jackass #cky4 #cky3 #cky2k

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phagodyke · 5 months ago

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another morning another free bus journey..

#feeling okay this morning.. im usually better in the mornings its just when the meds wear off that i start to lag a bit #and ruminate ahh. no point ruminating today tho cuz im not gonna be able to have the conversation i want until tmr at the earliest #was nice to call my friend yesterday tho i did complain a little but not abt anything that bad but they were still v sympathetic #which was rly nice of them 🥹#ive been having some difficult dreams these last couple days abt my mum for some reason. well i kind of know the reason why #like we're very similar ppl even if i cant talk to her abt everything in my life bc she would find it too upsetting #so i think my mind includes her in dreams bc shes like. the only person i feel true emotional solidarity with #like she experiences emotional dysregulation + rsd in the same way i do which has sucked for us both but just. we're not alone innit #anyway its ok just dreams its not real anyway #and climbing tonight YEAAAHHHH i just gotta make it thru today #itll all be okay one way or another. aight i need to clock in so i can use the work bathroom i gotta pee rl bad #.diaries #FUCKKKKK MY PERIOD JUST STARTED.....its late why does it have to come TODAY #please dont let the cramps be too bad so i can still climb later 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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majimassqueaktoy · 2 years ago

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Daigo being like... the sex kitten of the fandom is so fucking funny I do not understand AT ALL

#dont get me wrong i think daigo is hot i do #and loveable #but why is everyone peeing on him???#why do people think hes getting mad dick?????#he literally looks sick and stressed all throughout 3 4 and 5 like #he does not seem the fella who is getting much dick #if any tbh #im not against daigo getting dick i just think its really funny

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inhumanfuckingdogman · 2 years ago

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If i had to pick (and lbr you do) between either roman or tomgreg being canonically gay and explored in the series id pick roman 100%. Tomgreg going canon would set gay rights back by like 40 years