#illest shots

[akkivee]

rio tying his shoes being one of his design tweaks is honestly hilarious lmao

[folaireamh]

can i please get brianstorm live video that isn't trying to give me a FUCKING migraine

[beangods]

i like my chili SWEET and my hot soup SOUR

once i get started i'm goin' for half an HOUR

john and dave form "the lamest rap duo earth C has ever seen," drop an album of nonsensical food-themed freestyles over the illest beats imaginable and then never make any music together again. in all of their (jankily shot and poorly edited) videos the god of breath can be seen wearing a t-shirt printed to appear like a formal tuxedo

[bicchiere]

They think they're crazy, but they ain't crazy, let's face it, shit, basically They're just playin' sick, they ain't shit, they ain't sayin' shit, spray 'em, 50 A to the K, get in the way, I'll bring Dre and them with me And turn this day into fuckin' mayhem, you stayin' with me? Don't let me lose you, I'm not tryna confuse you When I let loose with this Uzi and just shoot through your Isuzu You get the message? Am I gettin' through to you? You know what's comin'? You motherfuckers don't even know, do you? Take some Big and some 'Pac and you mix 'em up in a pot Sprinkle a little Big L on top, what the fuck do you got? You got the realest and illest killers tied up in a knot The juggernauts of this rap shit, like it or not It's like a fight to the top just to see who'd die for the spot You put your life in this, nothin' like survivin' a shot Y'all know what time it is, soon as 50 signs on this dot Shit, what you know about death threats? 'Cause I get a lot Shady Records was 80 seconds away from the towers Some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit ours Better evacuate all children (woo), it's nuclear showers There's nothin' spookier, you're now about to witness the power of fuckin' 50

[illest-productions]

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[raggedysmiles]

Kids See Ghost

[lettucephotography]

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[scuffednikes]

[onkosherave]

𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐

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[theselfishkid]

김태형 🖤

Shot glasses (sippin’) Link arms (tippin’) Thyrsus (grippin’) Vibes (Keep it) D style (rip it) Here (Kill it) let’s steal it, the illest.

BTS - Dionysus

[jdmsportnation]

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[megurodivision]

Survival of the Illest (DOG STREET CLUB Ver.)

Bring the Beat!

[Saji:]

Straight from the South

I'll let you know what we're about

Think carefully before you step foot in our town

We don't look for fights, no they come to us

When the first punch is thrown, we let our hands discuss

[Vito & Yeong:]

Come one, come all

There's no time to stall!

[Saji:]

We're the DSC, guarding the streets!

[Vito & Yeong:]

Come one, come all

It's time to brawl!

[Saji:]

Be prepared to fight, or end up deceased!

[Vito:]

Rap is an art form

One where we excel

Because of that, we amassed a large clientele

We can't stop this now

We are far from done

And when the smoke finally clears

We'll be #1

[Yeong:]

Atop a huge cliff, just waiting to leap

You've only one shot, and your choice is oh, so steep

You know you can't let this moment pass you by

It's only when you fall that you see if you can fly

[DOG STREET CLUB:]

I’m so hypnotic, now together with us

Got to keep goin’

Rhyme and beat, flow, and you (Hey!)

They’re essential, and you (Hey!)

Again, again

I’m so hypnotic, now together with us

Got to keep goin’

Rhyme and beat, flow, and you (Hey!)

They’re essential, and you (Hey!)

[Yeong:]

City’s on fire!

[DOG STREET CLUB:]

Who’s no. 1, wicked

This is now a scene, it’s a must-see

Survival of the Illest

[Yeong:]

City's on fire!

City's on fire!

[DOG STREET CLUB:]

Witness!

Survival of the Illest

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

Threadbare Hopes

Chapter 2: A Solemn Welcome

Julian must have been more tired than he remembered, if someone managed to pick him up without him moving. Or get his things. Or travel up a whole entire fucking moutain because there was no way he was surrounded by Witchers in a hut in the middle of the Wolflands. Well, he could be. He didn’t know. Best to play dead, he supposed, and try getting more sleep.

“I can tell you’re awake.” A voice (from farther off than Julian had thought) rumbled, amused. It was a pleasant sounding voice, male, and Julian wouldn’t be surprised to find yellow eyes behind it. How, Julian didn’t know, but he could guess.

“Don’t particularly want to be.” He grumbled.

“Well, this isn’t where you came from-.”

“Thank fuck for that.” Julian groaned, stretching his arms and limbs before heaving himself not-quite upright and stretching his back something like a cat or dog would.

“Okay, I’m up. What were you saying?” Julian prompted of the person who’d spoken, who did indeed have yellow eyes.

“This isn’t where you came from.”

“Which is definitely a good thing. Redania in general and my former spouse in particular can all drown, for all I care. Or burn. Whichever is more likely to happen. What can I do for you, good sir?”

“No one’s Good Sir. Name’s Remus.”

“Like the wolf?”

“I’m from the School of the Wolf.”

“What’s that?”

“It’s how Witchers identify themselves.”

“Interesting… What can I do for you, Remus of the Wolves?”

“You can follow me to the Great Hall. The White Wolf wishes to speak with you before you do anything else.”

“Lead the way, Remus of the Wolves.”

LINE BREAK

Julian didn’t even try to remember the way to the Great Hall, nor to the office behind it. He figured someone would be keeping track of where he went, just like at Duke Velen’s castle, to make sure that he didn’t go anywhere he wasn’t supposed to.

“White Wolf, the newcomer is awake.” He heard Remus report from where he stood outside of the office. No one said anything further, but Julian was ushered in by Remus, who took his place at the door.

“So,” Someone new said. Someone with white hair and yellow eyes. Yellow eyes… like Remus and Aren. “I assume there is a reason one of my patrols found you sleeping underneath a tree in the middle of fall on a giant mountain with what looks like the illest-fitting clothes you’ve ever worn?”

“There is indeed.”

“And?”

“My former spouse is of Redania, and I refuse to be under his roof any longer. Granted, he is important there, so the best way to escape him would be to leave the country altogether. Finding the monster-hunters of legend seemed to be the way to go.”

“And how did you know to seek us out?” A woman spoke this time, one with violet eyes and fair amber skin.

“Well, everyone knows the White Wolf exists, and everyone knows that Witchers mostly make their home north of Kaedwen. I was fortunate enough that my method of travel was something of a straight shot.”

“And that method is…”

“Through the sewers. Plenty of twists and turns, only the desperate go in there, trash reeking of something fierce before you add in food scraps and the like.”

“The sewers… That would have to be investigated. Can’t have just anyone getting the bright idea to make their way to the Wolflands, given it was such a ‘straight shot.’”

Yet another person spoke up, this man had grey hair, closer in color to the White Wolf’s than anyone else’s. He looked the years to match, and Julian wouldn’t be surprised if he were older than everyone in this room.

“Oh, yeah, definitely don’t just take my word for it. But, um… I’d rather not go back in them, if that’s alright with you.”

“There would be no need for you to. We’re simply verifying information.” The woman with violet eyes and amber skin purred.

“Of course.”

“What’s your name, Runaway?”

“I would like to be called Jaskier.”

"We are not fae, little flower, here to take your true name."

"I wouldn't mind if you were. I wish to be rid of it."

"Well, if you insist. Jaskier you will be called. What have you officially come here for?”

“To beg sanctuary.”

“If you truly must…”

“Do not make the boy beg, Yennefer, he looks like he’s been through enough getting here, even before he was found.” The older man ground out.

“No one comes here without a reason. No one comes here without knowing how. And there is nothing in the boy’s previous story to state how he thought to come here, let alone how he got here. He’s hiding something, and I think we should know what.”

“It is, if I might add, deeply linked to the reason I’ve run from Redania in the first place, but has brought no harm to any of you or this place at all. May I be excused? The river washed me thoroughly enough, but I would prefer to be dry.”

“As you were,” The White Wolf insisted calmly, stemming the flow of objections that ensued with Julian (Jaskier now) with Jaskier’s words.

LINE BREAK

Remus led Jaskier back to the room he’d awoken in and left him there. The first thing Jaskier did was go through his bags to find dry clothes that didn’t feel like they’d been blown through the wind.

Dressing quickly, he found that someone was arguing at his door with Remus. Why someone was arguing at his door with Remus, he had no clue. But he couldn’t tell if the person who’d come to argue was there anymore, even though he knew that Remus still was.

Jaskier left the thought alone and curled up in the bed he’d woken up in.

LINE BREAK

A Witcher that wasn't Remus knocked on his door to tell him that supper was ready.

"I'll pass." He called back, burrowing into his newfound warmth.

“Would you like supper to be brought to you?” They asked.

“No, but thank you for the offer.” Jaskier called back. He wasn’t in the mood for anything, much less food. He wanted to burrow in the warmth this bed provided and if he never woke up, well, that would be alright. He was warm and he’d gotten away from Duke Velen. That was more than anything he’d ever hoped to accomplish, and he decided that had to be enough.

LINE BREAK

He was more conscious later on, what felt like hours later. Taking stock of his body revealed that he was free of injury and well-rested. He lacked for nothing right now, and if it weren’t for the pesky feeling of being in a predator’s jaws, he would roll over and go back to sleep.

And the footsteps in his room, those as well.

He shifted around under the covers and opened his eyes just enough to see clearly.

A young girl with auburn skin and yellow eyes stood at his bedside. With her was a boy of the same coloring.

“You saved us.” The boy said, despite being further away from his bed than the girl.

“Your father saved you.”

“Aren is a good father. He got us out.” The girl agreed. “But you saved us. You freed him and stayed with us the whole way through the sewers.”

“So I did, young one.” Jaskier mumbled. “What of it?”

“We, our Pride, at least, we would like to thank you.”

“Nothing to thank me for. Anyone would have done it.”

“Not the Mage. Or Duke Velen.” The girl scowled.

“Or those forsaken guards.” The boy spat. “We would thank you… but we don’t know your name.”

“And you never need to.” Jaskier found himself saying. "I did nothing that your father couldn't."

"But Father couldn't. And you did."

"It's okay if you don’t think you did enough. But we're free because of you. And that matters to us. So we would like to know your name, to speak it among ourselves."

"Jaskier." Jaskier said quietly. "And… if you must speak it at all, tell your father he did what he could As did I."

"Thank you, Jaskier."

Both children managed a shaky bow and slipped out of the room as quietly as they came.

[raggedysmiles]

Plaid

[lettucephotography]

Havana nights w/ Cam @lettucephotography