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Imagine Intoxicated Sex With Ghost
CW:NSFW, MDNI, intoxicated sex (weed) Subbot Ghost, domtop Mreader, safe/sane/consensual, smoking, playing with hands, anal, recreational drug use.
Ghost doesn't like being inebriated. Even when out drinking with the lads at the nearest pub he'll never reach the point of intoxication where he can't drive a car or punch a man's lights out if he needs to. He saw what booze did to his pa, saw what the drugs did to Tommy, he doesn't want the Riley 'legacy' to dig it's roots into him — just the thought of it makes his stomach churn and his lungs feel like they're infested with black mold.
But sometimes when both of you are on leave, the battlefield miles away yet the lingering ache of it all filling his bones with static, he'll indulge in the weed his doc prescribed. It took him a while to be comfortable to use it, both with himself and you. But he trusts you, knows you won't do anything to him that you two hadn't agreed to prior; you're good for him like that.
Too good.
Making the blunt feels intimate in a way Ghost can't describe. The way you sit right next to him on the couch, both of you on even level, works to relax some of the usual tenseness in his spine. It's the careful glide of your knife along the cheap cigar to create a clean cut so you can empty the dried leaves into the trash that has his heart beating a little faster — then again, he's always liked the look of a knife in your hands and how precise you could be with it.
He'd die before he told you his thoughts, so he takes the empty cigar paper without a word and carefully measures how much of the weed he puts in, just a little shy of the recommended dose. He feels your nonjudgmental gaze on his fingers as he rolls the makeshift blunt, yours might be the only one that doesn't make his skin prickle with discomfort.
"You're getting better at that." You note. Ghost's blunt making skill isn't such a slop-job as it used to be when he first started doing this, but it's by no means pretty. "Practice some more and they might start looking half-assed."
"Sod off." The edge in his tone would cut deeper if he didn't bump his shoulder against yours. "At least I don't make 'em look like logs of shite."
"Mean." You tut but shoulder his weight without complaint and wrap an arm around his waist. He leans further on you until he ends up laying across your lap, his back pinning your legs down and his head resting on the couch arm, making himself comfortable like a cat in a sunning spot.
"What? Can't handle the truth?" He says, staring at the blunt in his hand. You don't rush him, sitting in comfortable silence with your hand loosely carding through his disheveled hair, fingers scratching his scalp and the soft blond strands curling at his nape for a few minutes while Simon prepares himself. You know he's ready when he pulls the face mask off his face, biting the end of the blunt between his teeth and turning his head towards you.
You reach to hold his jaw, the sensation of your fingers scraping against his stubble both electric and calming for him. With a small 'click' an equally small flame sparks at the tip of the lighter, the fire dances in his dark eyes as you hold it at the other end of the blunt until it's tip is ignited.
Simon holds the blunt with his fingers, eyes closing as he takes a deep and controlled breath. The smoke lazily crawls down his trachea to settle in his lungs, he holds his breath until there's a small tightness in his chest before breathing out just as slowly. It takes a couple more puffs before he can feel the vestiges of that lazy high begin to nibble on his nerves, eyes cracking open to look at your visage through the dancing smoke.
Weed takes the edge off life for him; the constant ache of his body is easy to forget when the pleasant buzz fills his skull, chest full of feathers and a deep floaty calmness settling in his bones. Only his spine feels weird, like his lower back is made of kinetic sand, muscles tensing and relaxing but even that works to calm him down, ground him to the sensation of your fingers carding through his hair.
When a low grunt escapes him you lean down, plucking the blunt from his lips to kiss him. This kiss isn't rushed like most of your intimacy needs to be — you have all the time in the world. Ghost opens his mouth and hums into the kiss, the taste of weed on his tongue as he lazily licks into your mouth and along your teeth, lingering whisps of smoke escaping through the crack of both of your lips.
You part so he can take another drag of the blunt, your warm lips leaving chaste kisses on his forehead, nose, eyebrows, cheeks, eyelids when he flutters them shut, and anywhere where you can reach. From the corner of his eye he sees you turn the Tv on, setting some cartoon on a low volume to further ease him into the mental space of calmness. Then your free hand reaches to loosely hold his own free hand, your thumb tracing the scars on the back of his hand.
Your hands don't wander any lower, letting him feel your warmth while he lazily finishes his blunt until it's gone. "You alright Si?" You ask.
"Like a hog in shite." He manages, tilting his head to further lean into your hand that's scratching his scalp. It's something he loves about you — the slow approach you like to take with him. Not just jumping straight to sex, though that's fun too, but sitting there with him, letting him ramble about who knows what while you two watch some shite cartoon, giving him sweet kisses when his hand tugs on your shirt.
It makes Simon's heart feel like it could leap from his chest if his ribs weren't in the way. Fuck, at times like these he could probably spill his heart out to you if the weed didn't line his tongue with lead. He still tries in his own way, taking your hand that's holding his and starting to play with your fingers. Following the lines of your palm with his thumb, curling your fingers and laying sloppy kisses along your knuckles, humming contently when you hold his jaw loosely and scrape your thumb against his stubble.
Simon doesn't know when he gets aroused. Only that one moment he's not, and by the time you two part from another lazy kiss he's tenting his sweatpants.
"Hey," Simon grunts, holding your hand by the wrist as he nibbles on your finger. "Want you."
"You already have me." You snort.
Even high as a kite Simon's not all too pleased with your humor, nipping your finger just at the edge of pain. "Smart arse." His lips follow his teeth to soothe the bite with a small kiss. "Want your cock."
Straight to the point, that one.
A small laugh escapes you, "Alright, alright." He grumbles like a bear roused from hibernation when you have him sit up. He grips your shirt to demand one more kiss from you, your lips distracting him so he doesn't notice when you pick him up. The face he makes is hilarious, like a dog that thinks he's too heavy to be picked up.
But he gets over it quickly, large arms wrapping around your neck to hold onto you as you stumble to the bedroom. A breath escapes him when you lay him down on the bed and he doesn't let go, resulting in you tumbling into bed on top of him. The curse you let out when you fall on him makes him giggle like a school boy.
He's absolutely no help when you try to take his clothes off, laying there like a sack of potatoes and only occasionally wriggling in place. Simon gives you an annoyed look and a chiding "Why'r you so slow?" when you have him lift his hips so you can slide his sweatpants and boxers down his legs. His cock bobs against his belly, a tiny drop of precum smearing against his skin.
"Because you're no help." You grunt, quickly taking your own clothes off. "Seriously Si, you're like trying to move a mountain."
But you don't mind him being like this. You love it, and you love him when he just huffs something under his breath and flops over on his front. He spreads his legs, his hard cock laying between his thighs and his hole just peeking out from between his cheeks. "Mhm," Humming Simon hugs the pillow, nuzzling his cheek into it as he gives you a lazy look, his pupils blown wide and eyes puffy. "Sounds like an excuse t'me."
Even with you it took him a while before he could turn his back to you like this, trust you like this.
"Fuck Simon, look at you." Gently you push another pillow under his hips to hike them up and the way he arches his back to grind his cock against it has your breath stuttering in your chest. You can't keep your hands off him, gingerly massaging the back of his thighs as you slowly trail up, purposely skipping over his ass to dig your thumbs into his lower back. "Gorgeous."
Simon lets out a slow breath as your fingers make the muscles relax, eyes closing and his back rippling as he melts into the sheets. "Well aren't you a charmer." His voice is mumbled into the pillow and the small wiggle of his ass he does to entice you is cute as hell. "C'mon." He nags, throwing the harshest glare he can at you. "Fuck me already." He demands, but he doesn't try to get up from his position, content to just lay and have you listen to his commands.
That's another thing side of Ghost you only see when he's high as a kite — he likes being a pillow prince, to give you orders and rest easy knowing you won't do anything he doesn't want. If it doesn't make your heart melt, that he trusts you like that, you don't know what will.
"Alright, alright," You placate him by finally groping his ass while you grab the lube on the nightstand with your other hand. You squirt a generous amount on your hand and warm it up between your fingers, settling between his legs in a way you can lay kisses along his spine while you slowly circle your fingers around his hole. You reach around with your other hand to lazily stroke him, the lube making the glide of your hand smooth and pleasant.
He's more vocal like this, a low half moan leaving him as Simon closes his eyes. Usually the feeling of a body looming over his back would have him tensing and bearing his teeth, but all he does now is breathe in and relax, muscles tensing for a fraction of a moment when your fingers breach him before he relaxes again. Simon's arms tense to hug the pillow tighter, the soft material muffling the soft moans and deeper grunts you pull from his chest with every small movement of your finger.
It's impossible for you not to tease him. "You like that, sweet prince?" But your tone is light and loving, pushing your finger deeper and distracting him from the small hints of pain the stretching of his muscles brings by stroking his cock more firmly, thumbing his cumhole.
Simon moans unabashedly and nods, biting the pillow and worrying it between his teeth when you push another finger inside him. "Mhm," He doesn't deny it. He can't deny it when the weed in his system makes the pleasure 10 times stronger, the usual electric pleasure now slowly replacing the marrow in his bones as your fingers twist and curl against his slick walls. "So good fer me." He mumbles.
Simon feels like he's floating on a cloud; Each kiss along his spine makes small shivers race down his limbs, the coldness of you pouring more lube over his hole complementing the heat of your hand around his cock, his drool soaking into the pillow and the sweetest sounds escaping him as you stretch him out. His cock leaks a constant stream of precum, his hips occasionally giving minute twitches to fuck into your hand but he's too relaxed to do more than that.
"Ready?" You ask when you think he's stretched enough, slowly pulling your fingers out of him. His hole clenches around nothing, dollops of slick lube escaping past his rim and running down his heavy balls; neither him nor his body is happy about the sudden lack of stimulation.
"Hurry." He orders, cracking an eye to watch you from the corner of his eye as you trail kisses up his spine until you're draped over him, catching his lips in a sloppy kiss while you lube your cock and line yourself up.
He moans into your mouth when the tip of your cock pops into him. "Fuck, yes lovie- just like that. . ." Your name sounds like honey on his tongue as you slide in deeper. His muscles contract and relax with each inch you push into him until he's left panting against the pillow when your balls finally rest against him. He's so hot around you, slick and pliant and trusting, blindly seeking you out for another kiss as you both adjust to the new position.
"Good?" You lazily stroke his cock again, feeling his back muscles ripple against your front as the pleasure washes over his system.
"Perfect." He moans and rolls his hips into your hand, simultaneously fucking himself onto your cock. "Move."
"Yes sir." You grin. You keep the pace slow and loving, a continuous and slow roll of your hips making your cock drag against his prostate. Reaching out to hold his free hand you rock your hips to meet his own movements. Each slow scrape of your cock against his walls has him whimpering, an occasional sharp thrust earning you a pleased moan, the pillow muffling the little breathy 'ah- hah-hm- ah' he makes when you grind your cock as deep as it'll go while rubbing his shaft.
Pleasure continues to build in his body, muscles tensing and relaxing, every single thought melting out of his skull save for your name that he moans like a prayer, your loving movements slowly and steadily turning Simon into a pile of goo. He doesn't even notice when he cums, it rushes through him like lightning striking a tree, pearly cum spurting over your hand as he shouts a loud "Fuck!".
You slow down only for a few seconds, long enough for him to come down from his high and begin grumbling and whining, showing you that he's nowhere near reaches his limit despite his cock softening in your hand. So you indulge his gluttonous side, starting to slowly thrust into him as you stroke his soft shaft. You cum eventually, his hole greedily clenching around you as you shoot your cum inside him and then keep going on fucking him until his voice becomes hoarse from screaming your name.
By the time you two are well and truly done you're both wrung dry, a sizable puddle of cum formed beneath his cock and his hole loose and lax, trying to clench around your cock and the cum you fucked deep inside him.
You use what sense you have in your skull that hadn't melted through your cock to roll you to over on the side so he's not laying in his own cum. Simon grunts when you attempt to pull out, gripping your hand as tightly as his relaxed muscles can until you get the message and lay back down, spooning him with your cock still deep inside him.
And fuck, the buzz of weed and pleasure from sex has him so loose and relaxed you could do anything to him and he wouldn't object. But you don't, simply cuddling up against his back and kissing his sweaty nape.
He loves you for that. He loves that he can trust you. He doesn't know when the last time was when he was this relaxed. A small giggle escapes him and he tilts his head back so you can lay kisses on his neck.
"Love you too Si." He hears you mutter against his ear before he falls asleep. And for the first time since the last time you two did this, does he sleep without the nightmares of a cold grave and a burning home haunting his dreams.
Tag list: @dead-end-stuff
#cod mw2#x reader#male reader#top male reader#centerpieces of the Hoard#Gnome's imagines#simon ghost riley x male reader#simon ghost riley x reader#cod simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#cod modern warfare#cod mw3#cod x reader#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#gay#cod mlm#mlm smut#yes i know weed is illegal in uk but lets imagine it's not eh?
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one of the funniest news things in canada that always tickles me is the ongoing war between magic mushroom shops and the police.
this is the absolute height of humour to me right now
#tw drugs#lovingly cracking open a news paper just for the articles about dispensaries trolling the police#making drugs illegal has literally never ONCE in history worked#decriminalize it so we can stop overpaying useless cops to go on raids#offer SAFE AND CLEAN GOVERNMENT INSPECTED drugs like how we do with weed#stop the street drug deaths. tax them towards healthcare and social services and fucking UBI already#have the harder drugs harder to access along with on site support. no one WANTS to be stuck on meth#but ruining their lives in prison has helped approximately no one#jj stuff
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Being an American is weird cuz you get so used to your own states laws that when you travel you get forcibly reminded that something you can just casually do is illegal one state over
#this post is about weed#No I don’t do it but like#I legit forget it’s illegal in some states#text post
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headcanoning improbable bonding activities for the terrorism trio
#🐉#upset that we never got to see carpenter and shrue drinking together. theyd be so catty. hayward torment nexus.#also i believe that shrue would publicly disapprove but in private get so excited to do mildly illegal drugs#although to be fair considering that psychotropic tea is a grocery store item in this universe idk if weed would be an issue#the silt verses
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Brooklyn and Ben definitely convinced Yaz to start smoking with them. Brooklyn pulls Yaz aside and is like “Bro. I think you would benefit from a bit of weed”. and Yaz is mad sus. she couldn't smoke in hs bc of track and just never got into it. but Brooklyn has her hit a joint and Yaz is like “Wow… I love… not being anxious for like five seconds ….”
(Sammy does the minimum dosage on edibles)
#cw weed#tagging that just in case#thank you to my pookie who’s special interest is weed for helping me make this accurate#and also came up with some rlly fun headcanons#I think Brooklyn mostly rolls and smokes blunts#but she gets Yaz a bubbler bc Yaz doesn’t like coughing on a joint or blunt#Yaz is a bong girlie#We know Ben vapes#and probably dabs#Darius is a goody two shoes who avoids smoking but doesn’t mind that his friends do it#Kenji#i think he just#hes happy to hit it and sometimes his eyes get red#but nothing really changes and its fascinating actually#Brooklyn has done a little bit of everything#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#yasammy#sammy loves her weed smoking wife#they’re married here#but she definitely only smokes to help with her PTSD and Anxiety#in Wyoming#Weed is illegal in Texas
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What if she hit the boof though
#illustration#my art#digital art#pokemon#artists on tumblr#water type#hipo#beta pokemon#pokemon beta#pokemon leaks#pokemon leak#teraleak#drugs#pokemon weed#weed#cannablr#bong#i love drawing game freak's IP doing things that are benign but still illegal in japan
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as an aside please make sure you dose your edibles correctly bc I don’t think I did and I’m gonna need to put the phone down before things get weird
#cw weed#my legally obtained edibles I hold a card for btw bc someone was like u take illegal drugs#in my inbox once#which killed me#I do weed like once a month leave me alone
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Vermont is crazy. 2/3rds of the people here are stoned off their asses
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What We Could Of Had...
(excuse the quality, I made this in Samsung Notes.)
Ya see, when I first heard that Vc Hoshina liked Mont Blanc, I thought they meant the pen. And I was all like-
"Okay yeah, that makes sense. He's a sword fighter. In ancient Japan, they made sword fighters practice calligraphy because it taught them precision hand control. I could see him being a snob over expensive pens."
Only to find out that Mont Blanc also meant a dessert? Imma be honest with ya kitten, it still kinda pisses Daddy off a little bit.
Like, we could have had Stationary Snob Hoshina! He could have been sending in delicately crafted Mission Reports with rubber stamps and seasonal stickers! He could have been sending letters to Narumi with glittery ink that sheds sparkles all over his desk! Learning calligraphy could have been something he was forced to do as a child because he was dedicated to being a swordsman! Only to rekindle the once hated passion after someone gifts him a really nice fountain pen! We could have had him going on little trips/dates to the stationary stores for little treats!!!!
I HAD A WHOLE @SS CHAPTER PLANED ABOUT SOMEONE (I'm not saying who *coughka*) DOING THOSE LAST TWO SENTENCES SPECIFICALLY!!!!!!!!!
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE MY PETTY FROOT-LOOP HOSHINA?!?!?!??!!?!?
Also, @iceclew , Tagging you in this because I feel like it 🫶
#he writes like that specifically because he knows his brother can't read it easily.#I gave Narumi a bong because I noticed that someone on Ao3 made a fic saying he smoked weed#I didn't read it but I feel like that would be something he would try#yes I know weed is illegal in Japan. Narumi would.#I don't think he would set the letters on fire tho/ has thought about definitely#Isao is supposed to be sighing btw#he's used to it#about that chapter...#Pen Gift to Hoshina is still going to happen / Im just going to have to explain away the dessert aspect as well.#however the fic that specific chapter belongs to is on hiatus until i'm over rkdd.#I feel like I nailed the colors for Narumi's eyes and hair really well.#kaiju no. 8#kn8#kaiju no 8#kaiju number 8#kaiju n8#kaiju 8#kaijuu 8 gou#kaiju no. eight#kn8 fanart#soshiro hoshina#soichiro hoshina#gen narumi#isao shinomiya#The bong's really just there to explain why he has a lighter.#achievement unlocked ->#Draw Chibi for the first time
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Have eaten some weed-infused honey and am now in a race to finish making quesadillas before that kicks in
#caveat being delta9 thc is NOT federally illegal and also recreational weed is legal in my state#so like. im good. unless i dont finish these quesadillas i#time before i get wizard high.#uhhhhhh#drugs tw#salem chatter#hello its oversharing hour I Guess. ask me (RESPECTFULLY) whatever and ill answer#< a fun bonus for ppl who read to the end of my frankly egregiously long tags
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I'm gonna smoke so much weed when I'm done with this test i shit you not
#unrelated#sorry i'm really tired and i hate studying every single day for hours#at this point i just wanna get this fucking test done and get back to my normal life#and now that smoking weed in brazil is no longer illegal#i'm gonna take advantage of that and make it everyones problem#mum will be proud that i did the test but not so proud abt the weed part#oh well#balance is everything
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so you got a dog toy of weed
damn lucky
I guess?
I gotta figure out how to get the weed out of this thing first....
I guess I could just cut it open? But I gotta find something to slice it open with, which really doesn't leave me with a lot of options. Unless.....
*He shoots up out of his seat to go and find Swansea*
@swan-and-bolts
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the spider-man/deadpool comic from the sixties is making me lose my mind what
things just kind of stay the same huh
#except that now a couple thousand dollars would not buy aunt may's medicine for the rest of her life#also i did forget that weed was illegal and that cigarettes were a thing#spiderman#deadpool#my brain words
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Time to hit the bracelet bong 😅😆
#I know it’s illegal#lol#me#mine#aesthetic#girls who smoke#marijuana#weed#high#girls who smoke weed#stoner#420
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getting a migraine to be more like my idol amazingphil
#does anybody want to feed me paracetamol romantically#i fear this is a beyond paracetamol type of day. does anybody have some weed#ive never tried bc its illegal here but people always mention it so in my weaker moments in my mind it sounds bordeline magical#and also sparkly. imagine a glittery joint if you will.#dan and phil#phan#.kas
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Modern Fallout Tv show AU but Thaddeus is literally just Bo Thompson and Norm is late season Hannah Montana Rico Suave
#fallout#fallout on prime#fallout tv#norm maclean#norman maclean#thaddeus fallout#squire thaddeus#bo thompson#bo superstore#rico suave#rico suave hannah montana#literally the worst combination of characters together possible#someone will die#likely#and Norm will be a total fucking menace to society with a Thaddeus with no respect for himself or society#they would definitely smoke weed#and likely do something very illegal#they definitely listen to ICP together
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