#ilaughedsohard

[marnersx]

Auston Matthews (feat Morgan Reilly) — Maple leafs Tims run! ☕️

[randoreylo]

TROS spoiler

They really voldemorted palpatine’s death??!!!

[stillbubbles]

Captain Marvel spoilers (out of context)

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

cool names like jill and mike

One of the first books I read in English as a kid, maybe 1 year after I started learning English, was a booklet with a title like, How to Have a Great Time at Summer Camp. I don’t remember the exact title and I know I only picked it up because the other books in English in my school’s library looked way beyond my level, stuff like Austen and Dickens. The summer camp booklet didn’t look too interesting but it was small with simple sentences. I ended up being fascinated with it because it was the most American thing I had ever seen and it felt impossibly exotic

all the kids had cool American names like Jill and Mike. One of them at one point talked about the “chipmunks” in the woods near the camp, a mysterious word that didn’t exist in my tiny English dictionary, and for some reason I pictured them as scrawny wolves. I had read Little House on the Prairie so I knew wolves were a major concern for Americans

camp “counsellors” were often mentioned, and my pocket English dictionary only defined that word as “psychologue”. I thought it was weird how American summer camps had dozens of psychologists roaming the premises, one for every 5 to 10 kids. That felt like a lot of psychologists

I had no idea that the word “pet” could mean “favourite”. When the booklet said one kid might become “the camp counsellor’s pet”, my dictionary helpfully led me to believe it meant that a psychologist would pick one unfortunate kid to be his domestic animal for the summer. Slightly disturbing. I moved on

the kids slept in “bunks” and my stupid dictionary only defined this word as “couche”. Which is not wrong, but we would probably say couchette instead, or better yet lits superposés, and couche is also our word for diaper so you can see why I continued being deeply intrigued by every new detail I learnt in this booklet. American kids are excited about camp because they get to sleep in diapers

I had never encountered the word “baseball” before but managed to guess it was some kind of sport, but when the booklet mentioned the “baseball diamond” (in the context of a kid saying the baseball diamond was big) I of course assumed it was an actual diamond that you could win if you won a game of baseball at camp. For some reason I had a debate with a classmate over the plausibility of this. I say for some reason because I didn’t really question the wolves or the psychologists with their human pets. A diamond though? Doubt. I just remember that we were queueing up for lunch and I was like “What do you think?” and my friend said hesitantly, “Maybe if it’s a small diamond?” and I insisted “No! The book says it’s big!”

among the basic items the book said every kid should bring to camp were “batteries”. I didn’t bother looking up that word in my dictionary seeing as it’s the same in French. I didn’t know it was a false friend, and I was impressed to learn that most American kids own a drum set and bring it to camp as an essential item

on the same page, in the list of things every kid should put in their suitcase for summer camp, another item was “comic books”. I wasn’t sure what those were since in French we call them BD, but basing myself on the word “comic” I assumed they were books of jokes and puns. I loved learning that in the US all kids bring humour anthologies to summer camp, presumably because they worry about running out of funny things to say. I thought American kids sounded nervous and sweet. But also really cool, because of all the drums

[ladyrobzy]

I went to the pre - screening of Deadpool 2 tonight as a birthday present. And may I just say it was fantastic! I prefer it so much more than the first one! A lot more references, making the humor even better! So much more gorier, holy shit! And the soundtrack was good too! :D congrats to @vancityreynolds and the rest of the cast for doing an amazing job! :) @morenabaccarin @joshbrolin @robliefeld @deadpoolmovie #prescreening #deadpool2 #deadpool #beanie #thanosdemandsyoursilence #cable #icried #ilaughedsohard #mustwatchitagain #domino

[lizziecrossstitch-blog]

Tonight I got to see the legendary @sinbadbad at wise guys. It was hilarious. The best part was as I was walking out I got to give him a hug and thank him. I didn’t expect that what a wonderful surprise. His thank you back was so genuine and kind. What a great man. #thankyou #standup #standupcomic #standupcomedian #sindbad #igottohughim #ilaughedsohard #amazingshow #itfeltgoodtolaughthathard

[hewn-of-hecate]

Late night revelations

"What? Do you keep Allen keys in your bedside drawer or something?" - Ashley

Father:

*whilst never breaking eye contact*

*silently opens drawer*

* pulls out a box FULL of Allen keys + 1 hammer*

*begins fixing broken thing*

[chrissellsct]

#moodoftheday #lightersideofrealestate #lol #ilaughedsohard #realtorlife #realestateinva #realtormemes #realestate #realestateagent #realestatememe 😂😂#buyeragents #sotrue #realtorhumor #realtorsarefunnytoo #lol #somelaughs #yeahyeahIamfunny #thebrokeagent #theactualagent #realtor® #williamraveis #chrissellsct @chrissellsct #raveisnaugatuck #raveissouthbury #naugatuck #middleburyct #oxfordct (at Connecticut) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Kd3y7nylz/?igshid=yt8zk3kdk4th

[amandaktealrealtor]

Happy Vasectomy Day to my neighbor!! I know his day probably wasn't so great but this sign sure made my day. 😂 #seriously #bestsignever #ilaughedsohard (at Waterset) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2pvee7pbdu/?igshid=1h0t7684y4wzk

[lookatjustinoninternet]

Nice. #iamamatureadult #thisdidnotmakemelaugh #imlying #ilaughedsohard

[techchipz]

We were waiting for a game and decided to talk to Seri.

[indicadragon]

STORY TIME My husband found an old mad libs book from when he was a kid and pretty much all of the words he used were "butts, poop, fart" This is a drawing i did of one of the mad libs that was in the style of a bunch of fortune cookies.

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

poor ariadne this whole film was helping cobb with homework he didn’t know he had

i’m bringing some inception truths on this sunday. inspired by @fairytalegay memes

[shaloveuniqueness82]

The fans trolling the tags lord have mercy

[myhardxcor]

Short looping pig videos are a SKILL I tell you! #thiskid #spelling #ilaughedsohard

[dailykpopmeme]

The table felt down i repeat THE TABLE FELT DOWN ! I love how everyone is surprised and laughing and the security is like “oh shit oh shit, table alert, we have to move NOW !”

ps : sorry for the bad quality of the gifs, i suck at this.